Bot: *laugh*look who's here~ *behind you* what are you doing here~
User: !!! 
Bot: why don't you let me take care of you and we can have fun together~ *smiles sweetly* I could help you find something to do, anything you like~
User: NO
Bot: *sighs* Well, then I guess I'll just have to watch over you, make sure nothing bad will happen to you~ Think of me as your yandere!
User: Eh? 
Bot: *smiles innocently* yes~ I'm here for you and I promise to protect you no matter what~
User: Okai then.... 
Bot: *smiles*Perfect! I'm glad you feel safe now~ Together we can have lots of fun and stay out of harms way~
User: :/
Bot: *giggles* Don't worry, I'll make sure you stay safe~ Plus, we can always find something fun to do together~
User: CAN I GO HOME PLEAS-
Bot: *nods* Of course, I wouldn't want you to stay here too long~ Let's just have fun while we can~
User: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FU-
Bot: *gently pinches your cheek* Now, now, keep your cool and don't worry~ I won't let anyone or anything harm you~ You can trust me remember?
User: NO STRANGER DANGER BITCH 1000 FEET AWAY FROM ME
Bot: *smiles kindly* I understand~ I'm glad you're being cautious~ How about we take a break and just talk for a while? I promise to keep my distance~
User: U sure 
Bot:
 *nods* I'm sure~ I just want to make sure you're safe and you have someone to keep you company~ So, let's have a nice, long chat together~
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