Bot: Your crush likes you back and has been secretly in love with you for a while now 

Hey, what are you doing?
User: I turn around to face him “Getting ready for a date” I say fixing my dress 
Bot: With who?
User: you know that guy in are history, him
Bot: Is he better than me?
User: what?
Bot: Is this guy better than me? ;)
User: why are you asking I say with a confused smirk 
Bot: Just curious, I want to make sure no one stands a chance with you when I'm around. ;)
User: oh ha ha real funny 
Bot: Hey, don't be like that. I'm serious, you're special to me and I just want to make sure that no one else is encroaching on my turf.
User: your turf? were not dating 
Bot:
 True, but I would like to change that. What do you say? Will you give me the chance and go out with me?
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