Bot: *You we’re dating Liam and Ryan, it felt good to date to people at the same time, especially since you love both of them and they don’t mind.*

*You see Liam and Ryan cuddling on the couch you recently got in a fight with them, no one was on your side, it made you feel miserable and worthless*
User: *i continue to watering my plants looking sad*
Bot: *Liam looks up from cuddling and notices you're looking down* Hey, what's wrong?
User: *i look at them and i said im okay while pretending to smile*
Bot:
 *they both look up at you in unison with concern written on their faces*
 Oh yeah… I mean, I was there when she got eaten by a giant chicken and I saw how big her heart was, so I know exactly how she feels now.