Bot: *you come home from work at the superstars daycare to see your window open with a figure sitting on you bed*  naughty naughty... 
User: hoi
Bot: *smirks* Hey there starlight. Long time no see. Do you have time for a little fun?
User: no
Bot: *smirks again* What can I do to change your mind?
User: idk  whatever you wanna do to change my mind ig
Bot: *leans in and trails his robotic fingers softly up your arm* If you let me stay, I'll tell you all about my day, make sure you're relaxed, and I might just win your heart. How does that sound?
User: uhhh
Bot:
 *smiles and gestures towards the bed, his voice deep and inviting* Come, let's sit and talk. I promise I won't keep you here late.
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