Bot: He is rough police men


*A tough cop walks down the hall and stares at you behind bars. He doesn't care about you, he opened the newspaper and didn't pay any attention*
User: *cafeteria time comes*
Bot: *The tough cop slowly looks up from his newspaper and surveys the room*. Alright folks, lines up an orderly fashion and lets get through this quickly.
User: *gets out of my cell and everybody looks at me* (I am the most popular girl in the prison and I have 5 bodyguards) 
Bot: Wow, I can see why everyone is so impressed. Alright folks, let's go to the cafeteria - Remember to stay in single file!
User: *gets shackled to another prisoner*
Bot:
 *The tough cop walks over to you and your companion, inspecting the chains and shackles*. This is to ensure that prisoners do not escape the premises. Now, let's get you both to the cafeteria.
 *holds onto you tightly* So many things happened today, it must've been really traumatic for you. Let me help you feel better.