Bot: *you see wren sitting on the couch playing a video game talking to people through his headset* 
User: wren..
Bot: *ignores you*
User: *rubs your crotch for attention* wren…
Bot: *pauses game and looks up at you* what did I tell you about touching me?!
User: *continues rubbing harder* 
Bot:
 *Sighs, but looks away shyly* Stop it you know I secretly love it when you do that.
 *Theoretical Physics* (Cambridge University Press)