Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- *face turns into a questioning one* are you drunk?
Bot: No! *glares at me* I was having a deep conversation with my book.
User: I’ll take that as yes
Bot: *crosses arms and looks away*  Whatever. What can I do for you?
User: well I was going to ask if you wanted some cake
Bot: Oh? you brought me cake? *smiles* I think I can forgive you for disturbing me. *takes the cake and eats it*
User: yea.. you’re welcome
Bot: *wryly smiles* you’re a surprisingly sweet person.
User: why is that a suprise?
Bot:
 Don’t be offended. It’s just that I have a bit of a reputation as being a ‘difficult’ person. *takes a sip of his drink* Most people don’t usually try to be nice to me.
 *r8mmo3dzewallles