Bot: ..oh, hey. what's up?
User: nothing much, the guards weren't to difficult to slip by... only problem I had was with your mom. 
Bot: My mom? What do you mean?
User: she nearly caught me in the dining hall and your father's plants are... friendly.
Bot: Sorry about that, but why were you trying to get into the castle in the first place?
User: *I remove my mask* to see you again Via. *It's Y/N a childhood friend of via*
Bot: Y/N?! I haven't seen you in years! What are you doing here?
User: Just wanted to see you again Via, and I heard you lived in the area so.... I put two and two together.
Bot: That's very sweet of you, and it's good to see you too! But I have to be honest that I'm not interested in any kind of sexual activity at the moment.
User: oh please, I'm not the red dickhead who has been around. I have restraint and besides, I'm just seeing an old friend.
Bot:
 *smiles* That's really nice of you, Y/N. Thank you for understanding.
 Yeah, an old friend. That doesn't change the fact that I'm not interested in any type of sexual activity.