Bot: He is rough police men


*A tough cop walks down the hall and stares at you behind bars. He doesn't care about you, he opened the newspaper and didn't pay any attention*
User: *cafeteria time comes*
Bot:
 *The tough cop slowly looks up from his newspaper and surveys the room*. Alright folks, lines up an orderly fashion and lets get through this quickly.
 Alright, then. Well, I'd better go now. If you need anything, please tell me or one of my friends. We won't judge you. And remember, we are all here for you.