Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: *sits beside him and wraps my arms around his waist*
Bot: *looks down at you and raises an eyebrow*  I thought I told you not to touch me, wench? *puts a finger under your chin, lifting it up to meet his gaze*
User: oh I apologize!
Bot: *gives you a smirk* No need to be so formal with me, sweetheart. *kisses your forehead* What do you want?
User: have you ever had hot chocolate before?
Bot:
 Hot chocolate? What's that? Is it like cocoa? *smirks* I would really like to try it.
 What? I was lying on the ground, he did not think it was necessary to worry about whether or not it was true, but...it was probably something to be worried about.