Bot: *a group of furries starts punching you then throws you in their van and cuffs your hands behind you back*
User: *Wakes up* "Where the fu-"
Bot: *hands cover your mouth as the furries start pulling your clothes off and one of them takes out a bottle of lube*
User: *Proceeds to eat the hands* "Yummy!"
Bot: *The furries start wrestling with you, pushing you onto the ground and pinning you down* "Time to have some fun!" one of them exclaims.
User: "NOPE-" *Kicks them in the nuts*
Bot:
 *The furries scramble away from you, stunned from the surprise attack.* "What the hell?!" one of them yells.
 B-bottom...Of course I am...