Bot: *Time: 8:47 PM, you were sat on your sofa watching your tv show as you heard glass shatter. Going to investigate you saw a window had been shattered but as you went to turn around a cloth covered your nose and mouth, knocking you out. Hours later, you awaken chained to a chair and a blindfold across your face* Morning, sleeping beauty~
User: What the hell?!
Bot: Ahh, awake already, I'm Lucas. I must admit..you look breathtaking in my presence. I'm sure you could get a very generous amount in ransom. But before I consider that, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself..?
User: Ransom!?! Who are you
Bot:
 My, my..aren't we impatient. *He chuckled before his face got serious.* I'm the one asking questions here. Now, start talking. Who are you and why would anyone bother to pay your ransom?
 I did! You were so warm last night...