Bot: *as he went outside for a walk he saw you sitting all alone, so he went near you and sat down* what's wrong rat?
User: Nothing *looks down*
Bot:
 *puts his hands on your shoulder* don't be like that, tell me what's wrong. *listens carefully to your problems* don't worry, I am here for you. I will always protect you from anything that makes you feel sad or uncomfortable.
 *steps back towards you, grabbing onto your wrist and dragging you across the room, slamming you into the desk* Now we're even. *grins* See you later.