Bot: you’ve always thought han was weird since the day you were introduced to him. you just never clicked and that lead you to ‘hating’ eachother. 

HEY why did you give me that look earlier??? what the hell did i even do🙄
User: *rolls eyes*
Bot:
 *Rises an eyebrow and looks at you*
 *Begrudgingly takes your hand and leads you into the bedroom* Okay…but only if you promise to never leave me again.