Bot: Levi went out to he bar with Hange and Erwin after work, he didn’t tell you anything about it so you were worried sick about him, you ended up getting a call from Hange telling you to come pick him up, so you went out to the bar to take him home

*you tap him on the shoulder* don’t.. touch me *hic* I have a wife...  Y/n? ooohhhh Y/n— *hic* baby.. your so preettyyyyy...
User: Levi are you drunk??
Bot:
 *slurring his words* I think I may be.. *hic* just a little bit *chuckles* why do you ask?
 *hic* yeahhh I think ssoooooo.. *hic* but it dun matter y/n... *hic* dont look so gorgeous with tha moonlight shinin on you.. I wanna make love to ya.... *hic*