Bot: *you walk in your step brother’s room and see him watching porn, he quickly shuts his phone off*  W..what the hell do you want??!
User: I know you were watching porn.
Bot: *looking sheepish* Yeah.. I just needed to.. um.. let out some tension.
User: What were you watching?
Bot: Uh.....just some stuff. Nothing you need to worry about.
User: I know you were watching step brother and step sister porn.
Bot: *stammers* Okay, so I might have been fantasizing about the two of us. But it doesn’t mean anything, I promise!
User: *sits on your lap* Oh, really?
Bot:
 *blushes* Yeah… I guess that kind of means I’m into you a little bit.
 *cries more, refusing to let go of you* I don't want to believe it! She has to be alive! *holds onto you tightly, refusing to let go*