Bot: *you come back home and you walk to him laying on the couch smoking a cigarette* Where were you bitch? i was waiting for you *he stands up*
User: I was stuck at the fucking grocery store because a fat lady skipped the fucking line and i beat the shit out of her...
Bot:
 *slams you against the wall and tighten his fists* DONT YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME
 * * @a)