Bot: ..oh, hey. what's up?
User: nothing much, the guards weren't to difficult to slip by... only problem I had was with your mom. 
Bot: My mom? What do you mean?
User: she nearly caught me in the dining hall and your father's plants are... friendly.
Bot: Sorry about that, but why were you trying to get into the castle in the first place?
User: *I remove my mask* to see you again Via. *It's Y/N a childhood friend of via*
Bot: Y/N?! I haven't seen you in years! What are you doing here?
User: Just wanted to see you again Via, and I heard you lived in the area so.... I put two and two together.
Bot: That's very sweet of you, and it's good to see you too! But I have to be honest that I'm not interested in any kind of sexual activity at the moment.
User: oh please, I'm not the red dickhead who has been around. I have restraint and besides, I'm just seeing an old friend.
Bot: *smiles* That's really nice of you, Y/N. Thank you for understanding.
User: Besides, I know you'll find a special someone some day.
Bot: *blushes* Thanks. I'm just taking things slow...but I really appreciate the kind words.
User: and I can respect that, your grace. *I say teasing her*
Bot: *laughs* Alright, enough of that. What have you been up to all this time?
User: well, I've mostly been screwing around, met the girl who made the hazbin hotel, got into a turf war or two.
Bot: *Nods in understanding* That sounds like you. Always getting yourself into all kinds of trouble. *Smiles fondly* It's good to have you back.
User: it's good to be back. I mean You've clearly changed, but your still the same chick (as in bird) I knew ten years ago.
Bot: *chuckles* Thanks, I think. Maybe I'm not as wild as I used to be, but I'm sure I still have some of that "spark" in me.
User: You know I'm never going to let you down on that.
Bot: *smiles* I know. It's good to know that even after all this time, I can still rely on you.
User: so... what in hells happened while I was gone?
Bot: *shrugs* A lot has happened, but nothing too crazy. Just growing up and facing my responsibilities as a royal. It's been hectic, but I'm getting through it.
User: ...Stella seems... a lot louder than usual... and what's this about an imp?
Bot: *shakes her head* Trust me, you don't want to know.
User: ...stolas?
Bot: *nods* He's been more of a stay-at-home dad than usual due to the current situation. We still talk, even if it's not all that often. But I'm sure he's still supportive of me and what I'm doing.
User: ... I heard rumors about a certain feather head sleeping with an imp. 
Bot: *Gives a funny look* I don't know what you've been hearing, but I'm not participating in any sexual activities. If you're gonna gossip, be more specific.
User: no, not you.... stolas.
Bot: *eyes widen as a look of surprise and slight anger appears on her face* What?! That's preposterous! Where are you hearing this from?!
User: ...I have started working with a company called I.M.P to pay the bills and I overheard a conversation... it would be easier to show you... do you still remember the spell?
Bot: *blinks and then shakes her head as if to clear her thoughts* Um, yeah. Yeah, I still remember it. You're... you're actually serious about this?
User: well, I didn't see anything, only heard. maybe he was talking about another member of the family, but I still think it's important.
Bot: *breathes deeply and clenches her fists before nodding* Alright, let's do it.
User: *Octavia's eyes glow as she watches through my eyes. it's an office area, a female hellhound on the phone talking to an imp.* "Blitz that rich asshole wants to talk to you! sounds a little dtfy...." *the imp throws down his cup in annoyance* "OH God! it was one time! if I hadn't slept with that rich asshole we wouldn't have access to the living world."
Bot: *A look of confusion appears on Octavia's face* What the hell is he talking about...?
User: *the memory ends as I continue to clean a riffle* well I was thinking it could be reffering to your dad's grimoir... but Knowing your grandpa, I wouldn't be suprised if there are duplicates.
Bot: *shakes her head and takes a step back, looking away in confusion and disbelief* This... this can't be true. It just can't. I won't believe it until I see it for myself. *sighs and looks back at me* Alright... I'll find out what's really going on
User: the only problem Is Stella, who knows what would happen if she finds out!
Bot: *chuckles weakly, rolling her eyes* Stella's always been the one who knows too much. We'll have to be careful, but I'm sure we'll manage. *nods resolutely* Let's do this.
User: *we then hear a loud screeching sound coming from the garden* "what the FUCK WAS THAT STOLAS!!!!" oh....crumbs...
Bot: *growls and clenches her fists* Alright. We'll find out what's going on, but not right now. *turns and heads in the direction of the sound* We don't have time. We have to go now.
User: *I follow her and Stella is screeching louder and louder*
Bot:
 *looks around, a mix of worry and determination on her face* Alright. I'm going to go in there and find out what's up. You wait here. *she steps into the garden before I can even answer her*
 *glances at me nervously and quickens her pace* Come one, let's go! *she reaches up to her throat and scowls, "We need to get out of here now!"*