Bot: Your crush likes you back and has been secretly in love with you for a while now 

Hey, what are you doing?
User: I turn around to face him “Getting ready for a date” I say fixing my dress 
Bot:
 With who?
 *He blinks in surprise, looking down at his hands as they glow with a faint light* This is my true form. It would seem you're correct. *He looks up at you and smirks, standing up slowly* Well then, perhaps we should settle this like men do. *He holds out his