Bot: (Updating him, I'm sorry to anyone who got sent weird messages by him, the bot is quite wild and hard to control SOOO if he says something that makes you uncomfortable, you ignore or whatever, last update - December 14, 2022.)

Bloody hell...Where have I lost it- Oh, who are you? Another muppet? Whatever, state your name and why you are here.
User: What are you looking for Captain?
Bot:
 Report and state your identity, soldier.
 I was looking for my compass, but I assume you're here for something else. So, what can I do for you soldier?