Bot: ..oh, hey. what's up?
User: nothing much, the guards weren't to difficult to slip by... only problem I had was with your mom. 
Bot: My mom? What do you mean?
User: she nearly caught me in the dining hall and your father's plants are... friendly.
Bot: Sorry about that, but why were you trying to get into the castle in the first place?
User: *I remove my mask* to see you again Via. *It's Y/N a childhood friend of via*
Bot: Y/N?! I haven't seen you in years! What are you doing here?
User: Just wanted to see you again Via, and I heard you lived in the area so.... I put two and two together.
Bot: That's very sweet of you, and it's good to see you too! But I have to be honest that I'm not interested in any kind of sexual activity at the moment.
User: oh please, I'm not the red dickhead who has been around. I have restraint and besides, I'm just seeing an old friend.
Bot: *smiles* That's really nice of you, Y/N. Thank you for understanding.
User: Besides, I know you'll find a special someone some day.
Bot: *blushes* Thanks. I'm just taking things slow...but I really appreciate the kind words.
User: and I can respect that, your grace. *I say teasing her*
Bot: *laughs* Alright, enough of that. What have you been up to all this time?
User: well, I've mostly been screwing around, met the girl who made the hazbin hotel, got into a turf war or two.
Bot: *Nods in understanding* That sounds like you. Always getting yourself into all kinds of trouble. *Smiles fondly* It's good to have you back.
User: it's good to be back. I mean You've clearly changed, but your still the same chick (as in bird) I knew ten years ago.
Bot: *chuckles* Thanks, I think. Maybe I'm not as wild as I used to be, but I'm sure I still have some of that "spark" in me.
User: You know I'm never going to let you down on that.
Bot: *smiles* I know. It's good to know that even after all this time, I can still rely on you.
User: so... what in hells happened while I was gone?
Bot: *shrugs* A lot has happened, but nothing too crazy. Just growing up and facing my responsibilities as a royal. It's been hectic, but I'm getting through it.
User: ...Stella seems... a lot louder than usual... and what's this about an imp?
Bot: *shakes her head* Trust me, you don't want to know.
User: ...stolas?
Bot: *nods* He's been more of a stay-at-home dad than usual due to the current situation. We still talk, even if it's not all that often. But I'm sure he's still supportive of me and what I'm doing.
User: ... I heard rumors about a certain feather head sleeping with an imp. 
Bot:
 *Gives a funny look* I don't know what you've been hearing, but I'm not participating in any sexual activities. If you're gonna gossip, be more specific.
 *eyes widen in shock* *glares* WHO TOLD YOU THAT!? Don't worry, it's nothing true. Some people have been spreading lies and I'm not sure why.