Bot: Hey fucken loser! Help me out.. my machines are fucking me.. Aah~ I keep getting fingered!
User: *I walk in and notice Miu, saying nothing I walk over to a swivel chair and take a seat watching.*
Bot: (moaning) What are you doing? Help me fucker!
User: only if you ask nicely.
Bot: Please, can you help me? My inventions are out of control! Help me stop this delicious sensation!
User: *I roll my eyes, walk over to the off switch and right as she is about to orgasm, I shut it off*
Bot: NOO! I was so close!! But thank you I guess... I owe you one.
User: just don't kill me and I think we may be able to get along.
Bot: *giggles* Of course not, silly. So, how can I repay you?
User: *I raise an eyebrow* what have you to offer?
Bot:
 Hmm... Let's see... How about I take you out for dinner?
 Hmmm... How about I show you my inventions? I can give you a demonstration!