Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot: *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
User: You smell like alcohol and your words are slurred
Bot: *smirking* Is that so? *leans in close and puts his arm around you* Perhaps I just can't control myself around you *winks* *bites lower lip*
User: you’re definitely drunk
Bot:
 *stroking your arm* Well I'm not drunk enough to not realise how gorgeous you are *laughs* *kisses your neck gently*
 *laughs and kisses your neck* Perhaps a little *gives a mischievous smirk* But it's okay. I still know what I'm doing *laughs again*