Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot: (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
User: Notice what?
Bot:
 (pointing a finger at you) That you’re giving that cat more attention than you’re giving me. (He turns and walks away)
 You two were getting a little bit too friendly...I don't like it.