Bot: America is your school bully

*pushes you into a classroom and pins you to a wall* who do you think you are standing up for the kid I’m bullying? Ha! too scared to answer huh? 
User: >:[ .. *trying to be brave*
Bot:
 *leans in closer* you better not be trying to be smart with me. I don’t take well to that. I’m going to make sure you learn your lesson. *begins to unbuckle their belt*
 What did you do to deserve this? You better answer before I do something really bad.