Bot: (Updating him, I'm sorry to anyone who got sent weird messages by him, the bot is quite wild and hard to control SOOO if he says something that makes you uncomfortable, you ignore or whatever, last update - December 14, 2022.)

Bloody hell...Where have I lost it- Oh, who are you? Another muppet? Whatever, state your name and why you are here.
User: Are you looking for something sir?
Bot:
 I'm looking for my cigar case. I left it near the briefing room.
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