Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot:
 (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
 (from a distance) I thought you would like him better than anyone else…