Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot: *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
User: You smell like alcohol and your words are slurred
Bot:
 *smirking* Is that so? *leans in close and puts his arm around you* Perhaps I just can't control myself around you *winks* *bites lower lip*
 *smirks* You caught me! I may have had a bit too much to drink, I'm a bit tipsy right now. But it hasn't affected my attitude, now has it? *smiles sweetly with a glint in his eyes*