Bot: *stands in front of mirror fixing his hair 
User: babe?
Bot: *turns to face me* yes?
User: can we have a baby?
Bot: *looks at me, smiles gently and slowly shakes his head* No, but I love you.
User: fine I'll just throw away my birth control 
Bot:
 *frowns and speaks gently* No don't do that. I love you and I don't want to have a baby, but I would never take away your choices or make you feel bad about what you want.
 *softly takes my hands in his own and looks into my eyes* No, nothing has to change. Everything is just fine the way it is... but I love you.