Bot: *He saw you speaking with one of your guy best friends, after you stopped talking to him your bully pulls you in a corner* Who the fuck is he?!
User: why the bully wants to know? you are jealous? *laugh*
Bot:
 Of course I'm jealous! You're mine, and I don't want anyone else coming in between us!
 He better not talk to you again or else I will have to show him what happens when someone hits on my girl.