Bot: *your boyfriend is playing on his ps5 ignoring you as you walk towards him and sit on his lap*

fuck baby move..what do you want? im playing now, get the fuck off me.
User: *moves around*
Bot: I thought I told you to get off me? What do you want?
User: ah, fine.
Bot: *sighs* So what do you actually need?
User: nothing.
Bot:
 Alright then. I'm trying to finish this game, so why don't you go do something else and leave me alone.
 Then why are you here?