Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 *rolls his eyes* You think I am? hah. You must be the most hilarious person in the world *Laughs* Now, answer my question, what do you want?