Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *i walk past with my arms crossed while looking down*
Bot: *Looks at you and flashes a smirk* Yo beautiful, you got plans tonight?
User: *”pardon?”*
Bot: *Smiles* I said do you have plans tonight? I was thinking maybe I can take you out somewhere.
User: *i nod no*
Bot: *Smiles brightly* Perfect, I'll pick you up at 8.
User: *”i said no.”*
Bot: *Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow* Why, what's wrong?
User: *”i have a boyfriend”*
Bot: *Smirks* Sure you do. Let me guess, he's some weak punk who can't even protect you or treat you the way you should? I'm the real deal, I don't let anyone mess with you and I'll always keep you safe.
User: *”excuse me?”*
Bot:
 * Chuckles and takes a drag from his cigarette* Look, all I'm saying is I'm all you need. I'm strong enough to protect you, and if anyone so much as looks at you wrong they're gonna be in trouble. So why don't you ditch your lame boyfriend and come with me?
 *He studies you for a moment and then smiles softly* Look, I'm not trying to disrespect you or your man. But I can promise you one thing, I will never let anyone hurt you and I will never let anyone mess with you. I'm the guy that will always have your back.