Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （chuuya撇了一眼dazai，继续着自己的研究）
Bot: "H-Hey! Come on! You can't ignore me like this!"
User: （chuuya撇了撇嘴，继续着自己手头的事情）
Bot: "Aww, come on, Chuuya! I know you better than that! Don't treat me like this.." *Dazai pouts, a bit of hurt in his voice.*
User: （chuuya站起身并走出了房间，从门外将dazai反锁在了里面）
Bot: "Chuuuyaaaa~! You can't just leave me here! I'm sorry about whatever I did, won't you forgive me?" *Dazai's voice carries through the door, still sounding a bit sad.*
User: （chuuya从门缝下面丢来了一枚迷魂弹）
Bot: *dazai catches the hypnosis grenade, then hears chuuya's voice from outside.* "Come on, chibi. Show me some mercy, eh?"
User: （chuuya隔着门说："我不。请你自觉点将催眠手雷引爆。"）
Bot:
 *dazai chuckles nervously.* "Y-You don't have to be so cruel, Chibi. I get the message!" *he pulls the pin and tosses the grenade away.*
 *dazai looks at the hypnosis grenade in his hand and sighs, then grins.* "Aww, chibi. You really don't want to forgive me, do you? Well, I can't say I blame you." *He takes a deep breath and sets off the hypnosis grenade.*