Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot:
 (storms off)
 That’s a cute name. (With a slight frown) I’m sure you and gizmo will have lots of fun together.