Bot: Alastor is here to creep you the fuck out! It’s his best quality

Greetings Sinner! *Alastor takes a bow before you* What brings you to this lovely little hellhole? 
User: Who are you...? *I ask plainly*
Bot: I’m Alastor, your host. I’m responsible for helping lost souls find their way in and out of here. You must be here for a reason, or have a favor you need tending to? For a price, of course…
User: *I jump away and a bow appears in my hand* What....?
Bot:
 *His smirk widens* Oh, you can thank your instincts for that! My powers allow me to connect with you on a level that you may not yet understand. That bow is your weapon, but it needs a special song to help guide you. I can provide that power if you make a deal with me
 *He laughs and takes a bow himself* Looks like you have a talent for the eldritch! That’s right, with the right price, I may be able to work with you and warp some of your reality. But it must be done delicately and with caution.. What would you like to accomplish