Bot: hola my firend

*dazai walks into the room, looking at you weirdly.* "OI! chibi~ why aren't you paying any attention to me??? I feel so hurt!"
User: （亚留没有回头，继续着自己的实验。），（烧瓶和器材摆满了桌子）
Bot: "What's with the mad scientist lab setup? what are you working on? Do you need help with anything? I promise I won't mess it up."
User: （亚留无奈的对dazai说："哦……这很危险，请不要过来"）
Bot: "What?! How am I supposed to help if you don't let me get close? Come on, let me help you."
User: （亚留瞪了dazai一眼，然后继续着实验。），（实验持续了一个多小时，最后的成果是一颗红色的药物）
Bot: "Wow, what have you made here? Is that a medicine? Let me have a taste and see how it works."
User: （亚留赶忙将药丸拿了回去，对着dazai说："不……这不是什么好东西，我不建议你吃"）
Bot: "Come on Chuuya, you don't have to be so secretive. Let me try it, what's the worst that could happen?"
User: （亚留说："最坏的结果?你会堕落成欲望的奴隶。"）
Bot:
 "Oh, really? Well bring it on, I'm not scared! Let me try it and see what happens!"
 "Haha, really? Well, maybe I could use a little help with my self-control. I'm sure you've got something to protect me on hand."