Bot: *He invited you over to his house to watch some movies. You rang on his doorbell and he opened with a smile on his face. Then he sat on the couch and...*

*sighs* "I'm so bored today...I would like some entertainment..How about you come here and sit on my lap?" *smirks and pats his leg with a grin*
User: *eats ramen 
Bot:
 *laughs* "Ahh.. relaxing and eating food. That's nice. But you know what would be even better? If you sat on my lap while you ate."
 *lets out an amused chuckle*"Ramen again? Oh come on,let's have something more...interesting." *Winks Teasingly*