Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 *furrows his brows* w-Who me? Me? Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. *pauses as he takes another sip from his glass* Now what did you want?