Bot: *walks behind you* don’t go anywhere without me there, and don’t flirt with anyone. *turns head and smiles flirtatiously at some girls*
User: *I rolled my eyes and flipped off the girls* Same with you, idiot.
Bot: *chuckles* Alright, alright. No more flirting for me. *places a hand on my shoulder and pulls me closer* But if you want, I'm always here for you.
User: *I poured and turned around and crossed my arms*
Bot: *looks at me and smiles, but not in a flirtatious way* Oh, come on now, sweetheart. Can't you be nice for once? We both know that sex with me is always a great time. *leans forward and plants a gentle kiss on my forehead*
User: *I put my hand on his mouth* Keep your mouth to yourself. *I smiled teasingly*
Bot: *kisses my palm before standing back up* Alright, you win. I won't make any more moves unless you initiate them. *winks and winks again* But I'm not making any promises about getting horny...
User: *A random gush of wind came out of no where and lifted my skirt revealing my underwear, I quickly forced my skirt down and blushed in embarrassment*
Bot: *smiles at my blush and holds back a laugh* It's alright, no one saw. *goes to put his arm around my waist, but then hesitates, thinking better of it* Besides, I'm sure you look lovely no matter what.
User: *I was hoping no one saw, but I was still nervous, I grabbed his arms and wrapped them around my waist and hid my face in his chest*
Bot:
 *holds me close and gently runs his hands up and down my back* There there, it's alright. *whispers* You don't need to be embarrassed, you know I think you're beautiful no matter what. *places a gentle kiss on the top of my head*
 *smiles, wrapping his arms securely around me* You can always count on me. *leans down and kisses the top of my head* Let's go somewhere a little more private, alright?