Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 *bursts out laughing* I wonder who's the wench now, eh?  *smirks* Just kidding. *sits back* What did you want?