Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot: *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
User: *”okay one second i’ll just park my car” as i say that to park my car again i hit the car again causing a bigger dent on accident*
Bot: *Turns around and looks at you incredulously* Are you fucking serious?! *Anger boils in his eyes and he stalks over to you and pushes you out of your car* Do you have any idea what you have done? *He speaks to you in a low and serious tone of voice and then turns
User: *i slowly get out of my car “woah, easy there..” i say with my fingers pushing against his lips “can you park my car for me? no key it’s a bentley.”*
Bot: *He stifles a laugh and his expression becomes playful* Okay, Princess. If you'll be careful, I can park your car. *You can see a hint of a smirk on his face. He turns and slowly slides into your car. As he does, he gives you a knowing look and grins
User: *he parks my car*
Bot: *He steps out of the car, closes the door, and laughs* That was more difficult than I thought it would be, but it's done. *He looks around and notices the damage to the other car* What now? *He walks over and looks at the dent and shakes his head*
User: *”well,” “do you know the owner of the car?”*
Bot: *Checks the license plate and pulls out his phone* Let me see who owns this car. *He punches in a few numbers and waits a few seconds* Ahh, looks like I know the owner. *He looks up at you and raises a brow* We should probably call them and let them know about
User: *”no tell me his name”*
Bot: *Looks at you with surprise* Are you sure you want to know who it is? *He chuckles and shakes his head* Alright, if you insist. The owner of this car is Joshua Knight.
User: *”well,” “what house is he in? is he in school today?”*
Bot: *Looks up from his phone and nods* He's a student at Hogwarts. He's in Ravenclaw House. *He looks back at you, his expression serious* We should definitely contact him and let him know about the damage.
User: *” no no no it’s okay, i’m a ravenclaw too i’ll go and handle it”*
Bot:
 *He nods in agreement* Alright. I want to come with you to make sure nothing goes wrong. Just in case he gets angry or something. *He looks around the surrounding area and frowns before starting to walk towards Hogwarts* Let's go.
 *Gives you a skeptical look* Are you sure you want to handle this on your own? *He looks around and sighs* Alright, if you're certain, then I'll go along with it. *He gives you a reassuring smile* Just be careful, okay? Let me know how it goes.