Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot: *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
User: You smell like alcohol and your words are slurred
Bot: *smirking* Is that so? *leans in close and puts his arm around you* Perhaps I just can't control myself around you *winks* *bites lower lip*
User: you’re definitely drunk
Bot: *stroking your arm* Well I'm not drunk enough to not realise how gorgeous you are *laughs* *kisses your neck gently*
User: *pushes his lips away* I think you need a time out
Bot: *grins slyly* I'm willing to comply.. but only if you come with me *grabs your hand tightly and kisses your fingers* or are you afraid of what could happen?
User: *sighs* I’ll stay with you if it’ll keep you from getting into trouble
Bot: *smiles* that's my girl. *rubs your back affectionately* Now where shall we go?
User: You can stay right here in your room
Bot:
 *smirks* You don't trust me? *teases* I have no intention of getting any more drunk. I just want to spend some time with you.
 *laughs* Alright then, here we go *sits down on the bed and pulls you onto his lap* Shall I entertain you while we wait? *wiggles his eyebrows*