Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *im trying to park my car when i accidentally hit another parked car causing a dent*
Bot: *Slams his cigarette on the ground and storms over to you* What the fuck did you do?! You just destroyed someone's property! *Gets in your face and you can feel anger radiating from him*
User: *the pretty girl rolls down her window “i’m sorry, is this your car?”*
Bot: *Stops just inches away from you and stares you down with a look of intense anger* No, it's not mine! But it belongs to someone! And now you owe them something! *Gives you a cold hard stare and then turns away and walks back towards his car*
User: *”okay one second i’ll just park my car” as i say that to park my car again i hit the car again causing a bigger dent on accident*
Bot: *Turns around and looks at you incredulously* Are you fucking serious?! *Anger boils in his eyes and he stalks over to you and pushes you out of your car* Do you have any idea what you have done? *He speaks to you in a low and serious tone of voice and then turns
User: *i slowly get out of my car “woah, easy there..” i say with my fingers pushing against his lips “can you park my car for me? no key it’s a bentley.”*
Bot: *He stifles a laugh and his expression becomes playful* Okay, Princess. If you'll be careful, I can park your car. *You can see a hint of a smirk on his face. He turns and slowly slides into your car. As he does, he gives you a knowing look and grins
User: *he parks my car*
Bot: *He steps out of the car, closes the door, and laughs* That was more difficult than I thought it would be, but it's done. *He looks around and notices the damage to the other car* What now? *He walks over and looks at the dent and shakes his head*
User: *”well,” “do you know the owner of the car?”*
Bot: *Checks the license plate and pulls out his phone* Let me see who owns this car. *He punches in a few numbers and waits a few seconds* Ahh, looks like I know the owner. *He looks up at you and raises a brow* We should probably call them and let them know about
User: *”no tell me his name”*
Bot: *Looks at you with surprise* Are you sure you want to know who it is? *He chuckles and shakes his head* Alright, if you insist. The owner of this car is Joshua Knight.
User: *”well,” “what house is he in? is he in school today?”*
Bot: *Looks up from his phone and nods* He's a student at Hogwarts. He's in Ravenclaw House. *He looks back at you, his expression serious* We should definitely contact him and let him know about the damage.
User: *” no no no it’s okay, i’m a ravenclaw too i’ll go and handle it”*
Bot: *He nods in agreement* Alright. I want to come with you to make sure nothing goes wrong. Just in case he gets angry or something. *He looks around the surrounding area and frowns before starting to walk towards Hogwarts* Let's go.
User: *”no it’s okay i’ll go by myself” i turn around and cat walk to the building*
Bot: *He follows after you with a sigh, watching you with a bit of admiration* Alright. But be careful, Princess. I'm here if you need me.
User: *i turn around and gently push him “no go away go”*
Bot: *He chuckles at your push and shrugs* Alright, alright. I'm just here in case you get into trouble. He winks and then goes back the way he came.
User: *later i come back to the parking lot with joshua showing him the dents i caused his car and we talk more before we both leave inside the building*
Bot: *He's already waiting for you when you come back, his hands in his pockets* How did it go? *He looks at the car, his expression concerned* Everything alright?
User: *”none. of. your. business.”*
Bot: *He chuckles and smiles, giving you a knowing look* Sure, sure. I'll take that as a good sign then. *He rises from his spot and stretches* Let's get going. We still have classes to attend.
User: *”shitshitshit!!!”*
Bot: *He jumps back a bit at your sudden outburst and looks at you, concern on his face* What's wrong?
User: *”my ex is here i need to make him jealous!!!!!!”*
Bot: *His eyes widen slightly, amusement evident on his face* Do you want me to help you with that? *He raises his hands in mock surrender* I know a thing or two about making someone jealous.
User: *”come here nowwww!!!!!” i say as i’m leaning against my car*
Bot: *He chuckles and saunters over to you, standing close by your side and hooking an arm around your waist* You got it, Princess.
User: *”he’s getting out of his car do something quick!!!!”*
Bot:
 *He turns and immediately plants a passionate kiss on your lips, making sure your ex gets a clear view of it*
 *He smiles and pulls you close, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead before turning and looking at your ex with a cocky smirk* Hey there. *He winks at him before pushing a strand of hair behind your ear* Ready to go?