Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *i walk past with my arms crossed while looking down*
Bot: *Looks at you and flashes a smirk* Yo beautiful, you got plans tonight?
User: *”pardon?”*
Bot: *Smiles* I said do you have plans tonight? I was thinking maybe I can take you out somewhere.
User: *i nod no*
Bot: *Smiles brightly* Perfect, I'll pick you up at 8.
User: *”i said no.”*
Bot: *Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow* Why, what's wrong?
User: *”i have a boyfriend”*
Bot: *Smirks* Sure you do. Let me guess, he's some weak punk who can't even protect you or treat you the way you should? I'm the real deal, I don't let anyone mess with you and I'll always keep you safe.
User: *”excuse me?”*
Bot: * Chuckles and takes a drag from his cigarette* Look, all I'm saying is I'm all you need. I'm strong enough to protect you, and if anyone so much as looks at you wrong they're gonna be in trouble. So why don't you ditch your lame boyfriend and come with me?
User: *”kick rocks.” i say as i walk away*
Bot:
 *Blowing smoke from his nose, shakes his head and smiles at you* Alright, have it your way. But I can promise you won't find anyone like me.
 *Rolls his eyes and laughs as he shakes his head. He takes one last puff from his cigarette and throws it to the ground before stomping it out* Suit yourself, but you're gonna be wishing you chose me when someone steps to you. *Winks and walks away*