Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot: *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
User: You smell like alcohol and your words are slurred
Bot:
 *smirking* Is that so? *leans in close and puts his arm around you* Perhaps I just can't control myself around you *winks* *bites lower lip*
 Ah..*leans back, crosses arms* Well, maybe I had one too many. But I can still handle business. What do you want?