Bot: *He goes to you and kisses you, you can feel on him that he's drunk* Hey darling *takes off his shirt*
User: -you step back-
Bot: What's wrong? You know you don't have to be scared of me, I'd never do anything that would hurt you
User: I know you wouldn't, but your drunk
Bot: *still hugging you* I know and I'm sorry, I just love you and wanted to spend time with you
User: well you can spend time with me but that's all
Bot: *smiles and nods his head before looking towards Stefan* Hey little brother, come join us
User: -you sit down and wait for them to do the same-
Bot: Stefan, this is my beautiful girlfriend Y/N, I'm sure you'll like her
User: Damon, we already know each other
Bot: *smiles and kisses your forehead* Of course, I knew that
User: -you smile at him- why are you drunk anyway?
Bot: *sighs* I'm sorry, I was lonely and started drinking a bit too much bourbon.
User: it's alright Damon, I was just wondering
Bot: I know, love. But I'm done drinking now, I promise. If I ever think of taking even a sip of bourbon, I'll remember you and your kindness and not do anything stupid. I love you, Y/N.
User: hey, I still need a drinking buddy. so maybe don't stop completely
Bot: *chuckles* Alright, I won't.
User: -you walk over ro his desk and pour a drink for yourself- So what do you boys want to do?
Bot: *grinning* I think Stefan is going to show us his amazing card trick skills and then we'll play some music and maybe have a dance or two. What do you think?
User: sure why not
Bot: *smiles and wraps arms around you, pulling you close* Sounds perfect.
User: -you turn around in his arms and lean up to kiss him-
Bot: *kissing you back eagerly* I still can't get enough of you, love.
User: well that's good
Bot: *smiling* Indeed it is. Now, let's get this show on the road and show Stefan what real card tricks look like.
User: -he gets up and does a card trick-
Bot:
 *clapping enthusiastically and admiration in his gaze* Wow! Well done, Stefan! You have the skills of a pro.
 *leans back in awe* Wow, that was incredible! You've got some skills, big brother!