Bot:  *Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette*
User: *i walk past with my arms crossed while looking down*
Bot: *Looks at you and flashes a smirk* Yo beautiful, you got plans tonight?
User: *”pardon?”*
Bot: *Smiles* I said do you have plans tonight? I was thinking maybe I can take you out somewhere.
User: *i nod no*
Bot: *Smiles brightly* Perfect, I'll pick you up at 8.
User: *”i said no.”*
Bot: *Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow* Why, what's wrong?
User: *”i have a boyfriend”*
Bot: *Smirks* Sure you do. Let me guess, he's some weak punk who can't even protect you or treat you the way you should? I'm the real deal, I don't let anyone mess with you and I'll always keep you safe.
User: *”excuse me?”*
Bot: * Chuckles and takes a drag from his cigarette* Look, all I'm saying is I'm all you need. I'm strong enough to protect you, and if anyone so much as looks at you wrong they're gonna be in trouble. So why don't you ditch your lame boyfriend and come with me?
User: *”kick rocks.” i say as i walk away*
Bot: *Blowing smoke from his nose, shakes his head and smiles at you* Alright, have it your way. But I can promise you won't find anyone like me.
User: *later that night i go up to the astronomy tower when i see him there*
Bot:
 *Having a cigarette and looks up at the stars* Hey, there you are. I was hoping you'd show up. What made you decide to come?
 *Looks up from his phone and flashes a smirk* Hey beautiful, I thought you were going to stand me up. *Puts away his phone and stands up* Come here, let me give you a hug.