Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 *Smirks* Maybeeeee.  *stands up and towers over you, looking down menacingly* lets say, I like to test my limits here and there. *winks suggestively and moves in closer*