Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: can I get a kiss?
Bot: *smirks * why don't you come over here and get it~ *crosses arms*
User: *comes closer expectantly*
Bot: *leans in and presses his lips against yours* mmm.... *runs a hand through your hair*
User: *kisses back*
Bot: *pulls away with a smirk* satisfied? *leans in, giving you a gentle kiss on the forehead*
User: *smiles* very much
Bot:
 *smirk widens* great~  *returns to his book, humming quietly to himself*
 *grins* *murmurs* I thought so *steps back and returns to reading*