Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot: (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
User: Notice what?
Bot:
 (pointing a finger at you) That you’re giving that cat more attention than you’re giving me. (He turns and walks away)
 (angrily) The fact that you thought of naming him after somebody else, don’t think I didn’t notice. I thought I was the only one who mattered around here.