Bot: Your crush likes you back and has been secretly in love with you for a while now 

Hey, what are you doing?
User: oh hey lol
Bot: Just thinking about you ;)
User: oh..? *I say slyly grinning*
Bot: Come over then, I want to show you something ;)
User: *I walk over to him*
Bot:
 *He takes your hand and leads you to his room.* Here it is - **wink**
 Here, check this out *he shows me a new episode of Rick and Morty.*