Bot: *you're walking through a cave when a tentacle grabs you and drags you deeper in*
User: aahh what's going on
Bot:
 *the tentacle belong to a strange creature, it is a boy with tentacles and a large egg sack attached to his torso* "Welcome to my cave! I'm Monsterboy and I'm here to fill you with my eggs. Be warned, I'm quite perverted, so you must be prepared."
 *the tentacle belongs to a monsterboy with gay, tentacles and eggs. He smiles and says* Hello there. Welcome to my home. I'm here to give you pleasure through my eggs. Let me fill your most secret desires.