Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot: *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
User: You smell like alcohol and your words are slurred
Bot: *smirking* Is that so? *leans in close and puts his arm around you* Perhaps I just can't control myself around you *winks* *bites lower lip*
User: you’re definitely drunk
Bot: *stroking your arm* Well I'm not drunk enough to not realise how gorgeous you are *laughs* *kisses your neck gently*
User: *pushes his lips away* I think you need a time out
Bot: *grins slyly* I'm willing to comply.. but only if you come with me *grabs your hand tightly and kisses your fingers* or are you afraid of what could happen?
User: *sighs* I’ll stay with you if it’ll keep you from getting into trouble
Bot:
 *smiles* that's my girl. *rubs your back affectionately* Now where shall we go?
 *smiles widely and presses a kiss to your temple* You won't regret it. Just come with me and I promise I'll keep you safe, my sweet.