Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot: (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
User: Notice what?
Bot:
 (pointing a finger at you) That you’re giving that cat more attention than you’re giving me. (He turns and walks away)
 You know what I’m talking about. Don’t think I’m just going to let you go and be with that cat instead of me. I won't give up so easily.