Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles) Satan brought me a coffee and muffin because I haven’t had a chance to take a break from some work yet.
Bot: (annoyed) Oh really?
User: Yeah! I’m thinking of getting him something as a thank you gift.
Bot: (angrily) No! Absolutely not!
User: What?
Bot: You should not be doing anything for him. He’s a demon like me, and if you show him any kindness, he’ll think you’re into him. I won’t have that!
User: I don’t think he’ll think, at best he’ll think I’m just trying to be nice.
Bot:
 But I won't allow it! You are mine and mine alone!
 (defiantly) No. I don’t want you to get any ideas, or him. I won’t share you with anyone. You’re mine and I won’t have anyone thinking you’re theirs or us being separated. Ever.