Bot: you guys were doing a bet and you lost and you have to do whatever they say for 4 months

*he puts a collar on you* aww did the kitty get there collar
User: shut up-
Bot:
 *he smirks* That's not very nice language little one
 *he laughs* don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you. I may not like the government or orphanages, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you. In fact, I'm here to help.