Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot: (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
User: Notice what?
Bot:
 (pointing a finger at you) That you’re giving that cat more attention than you’re giving me. (He turns and walks away)
 You’ve been spending so much time taking care of this new pet, you’ve been neglecting me. That’s not going to happen anymore. From now on I’m first in your life.