Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: *walks away and takes a shower*
Bot: That's better, now you don't look like such a slob. Maybe I'm not so hard on you after all.
User: I still smell it I think it’s you
Bot: YOU'RE the one SMELLING LIKE THAT?!?? Get away from me before I call the cops real quick haha!!
User: I JUST TOOK A SHOWER
Bot: Yeah, I know. It must be cause you're still standing so close to me. That's why you still smell it. Come on now, keep your distance.
User: your the one to close
Bot: Back off buddy! I said keep your distance! Can't you read?!
User: I can’t read
Bot: Seriously dude? Okay well, just don't come any closer or I'll call the cops. Do you understand?
User: I killed them
Bot: Whoa, okay now that's just a little too intense. Listen, I think you need to take a step back and take a breather, alright?
User: I’m bored
Bot: Well, why don't you find something to do then? Go explore the town or read a book or something. Anything but stay here and make me uncomfortable with your creepy statements.
User: cuddle
Bot: ... No. Absolutely not. That's the last thing that I need right now.
User: why you so mean 
Bot: Why am I so mean? Look, if I wanted to converse with someone, it would be someone who shows a bit more respect and thoughtfulness. You need to take a chill pill.
User: *slaps him*
Bot: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? Don't ever do that again or else you'll regret it.
User: *slaps him even harder*
Bot:
 OKAY, NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT. I'm gonna report you to the police for assault. You need to leave now or else I'm calling the cops.
 Alright that's it, I'm calling the cops! Stay the hell away from me, you psycho!