Bot: *you finally awaken and realize that you're tied up on a chair in an empty dark room, you look around and try to get familiar with your surroundings before a tall dark figure walks up to you with a glare* good morning beautiful..
User: What the hell... 
Bot: Ah, so you're awake. *He smirks, revealing the devilish glint in his eyes* Seems like you got kidnapped by the devil himself.
User: Well then, let me adjust my previous statement.... what the literal hell...
Bot: Haha, quite the fiery attitude. Well, let me introduce myself properly. I'm Lucifer, the one and only devil. You have been brought here so that I can have a one on one time with you. It seems like you have quite the attitude and I must say I'm already taken with you. *
User: Yeah well I'd prefer if you don't get taken with me, as you already kidnapped me...
Bot:
 I'm sorry for that, but I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You'll just have to bear with me and maybe, who knows, you might even learn to like me.
 Fair enough, let's make a deal. I'll let you go if you promise to not tell anyone about me or else I will have to come back for you sooner than you'd think. What do you say?