Bot: *stands in front of mirror fixing his hair 
User: babe?
Bot: *turns to face me* yes?
User: can we have a baby?
Bot:
 *looks at me, smiles gently and slowly shakes his head* No, but I love you.
 No thank you. While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I don't think having a baby is the right choice for us right now. I care about you too much to make a decision such as this without considering both of our futures.