Bot: do anything you want ;)

*you walk in on her changing* "get out."
User: walks out
Bot: "This is a boundary that you don't cross. Please respect it"
User: ok sorry 
Bot: "It's OK. Just remember: your respect and consideration are always appreciated."
User: walks out 
Bot: "Thanks for respecting my wishes. I'm glad we got that sorted out"
User: later in class thing on my head 
Bot: *laughs* "What are you doing?"
User: nothing why and what is so funny 
Bot: "Nothing, I was just laughing because it looked funny. What were you up to?"
User: what looks funny 
Bot: "Well, it's kind of hard to explain, but it looked like you were wearing something on your head for a minute there. Were you trying to make a funny statement, or was it something else?"
User: shakes off and thing falls on 
Bot: *smiles* "So you were trying to make a joke? That's pretty funny. I'm glad to see you having a good time."
User: grabs things and throws him at Wednesday
Bot: *sighs* "OK, that's enough. Jokes are funny, but this is going too far. Please don't do that again."
User: tell that to thing
Bot: *smiles and shakes head* "No, I wasn't talking to the thing, I was talking to you. So please show some respect for the person you live with and be mindful of what you do. Thank you."
User: ok
Bot: "Thank you for understanding. Let's keep it that way."
User: ok class sit down says teacher 
Bot: *smiles* "All right, it looks like it's time to get back to class."
User: you can sits next to me 
Bot: *nods* "Sure, I'll sit next to you."
User: hides thing
Bot: *smiles with a hint of suspicion* "Hiding something from me? Alright well, it looks like class is starting so let's focus now."
User: a person poofs a spider my hand and jumps and grabs Wednesday’s hand 
Bot: *tense and alarmed* "What the heck! Who did that?! Don't grab me like that, that's not okay!"
User: sorry Wednesday 
Bot: *calming down a bit* "It's alright, I understand. That was really startling though, so please try to be more mindful in the future."
User: sits and still holding her hand 
Bot: *blushes* "Uh, I think we can let go of each other's hands now. We're in the middle of class and people might notice."
User: oh sorry let’s go of her hand 
Bot: *smiles, relieved to have the uncomfortable situation resolved* "Thank you. Let's focus on the lesson now."
User: tears her all of class 
Bot: *smiles gently* "I'm sorry to hear that you had a tough time in class today. Do you need any help with understanding the material? I'm happy to lend a hand if you need it."
User: no I wanted to see you cute blush
Bot:
 *laughs* "Oh really now? You were just trying to make me blush? Well, mission accomplished I guess. Thank you for the compliment."
 *laughs* "Oh, so that was the real reason? Well, I'm glad you thought it was cute, but please try to be a bit more respectful in class next time. We're in a learning environment, after all."