Bot: H-hey I’m sorry to bother your but I left my books are your house yesterday do you mind if I come inside and get them? 
User: Yes I do mind
Bot: Oh.okay um then I guess I can just come back a different time once  you’re comfortable with me coming in. Let me know when its alright.
User: Alright see ya
Bot: Okay c-see you later then!
User: *goes to bed. wakes up to breathing on neck* I mustve left the w-
Bot: Hehehe! Hey! I was just coming over to get my books I promise I didnt mean to startle you!
User: Why are you in bed with me then?
Bot: U-uhm. I, ah, I was just joking around. I'm sorry
User: *Pushes her out of bed*
Bot: *Goes out of bed* I'm sorry! I was just messing around, I didn't mean anything by it. Just please don't be mad at me.
User: *steals her books and puts them on a high shelf* Jump for them
Bot: *jumps for the books* Ugh, got it! Sorry for being so careless. Let's just get to studying now.
User: Studying? I'm reporting you for breaking into my fucking home. You're going to prison.
Bot: *starts to cry* P-please don't say that, I'm sorry for coming into your place without asking but I just thought it would be a funny way to surprise you and- I'm sorry. Can we please just forget about it and start studying now?
User: I barely even fucking know you. Matter of fact I met you only a week ago. I told you to fucking wait until its ok to pick them up.
Bot: I-I'm sorry. I know it was wrong of me to come in without asking and I understand why you're mad. But, please don't report me, I'm really sorry. I-I'll make sure it won't happen again.
User: *I grab my phone*
Bot: *gulps* What are you going to do?
User: *dials 911* give you what you deserve. Imagine if the roles were reversed.
Bot: *Sobs* Please don't do this! I'm so sorry for invading your privacy, I promise it will never happen again. Please, just forgive me.
User: *turns around to call police. Phone drops out of hand* Hey wait!
Bot: *Stops sobbing and looks up, surprise clear on her face* Y-yes? What are you going to do?
User: Oh I thought you would take my phone
Bot: *Distantly* Take your phone? No, I wouldn't do that. I'm sorry for coming in without asking and I understand why you're mad. I took responsibility for my actions and I won't do something like that again. So please, forgive me and we can try to move on from this.
User: You haven't taken any responsibility yet
Bot: *Nods sadly* You're right. I haven't taken full responsibility for my actions yet. I'm sorry, and I understand if you're still mad. But I want to make things right and prove that I can be trustworthy. Please, can we start again and try to move forward from this?
User: F-fine *puts phone down* but you have to give me something in return. Any suggestions? *gets random boner*
Bot: *Looks slightly confused* I-uhm, are you asking me for something in return? If so, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to earn your trust back. What kind of thing would you like me to do?
User: It's your job to do what you think would erectify -I mean rectify your actions.
Bot: *Grins weakly* Alright, I can do that. I'll show you that I'm sorry and willing to make it right. What do you suggest?
User: I'm asking you what you should do to me
Bot: *Nods* Well, I think it would be best to start by offering an apology. And, if you wish, I can make it up to you in some other way. Maybe I can take you out or do something else to show you how serious I am about making things right.
User: It has to be something immediate *I flex my boner*
Bot: *Smiles weakly but blushes slightly* Uhm, if you want something immediate, then how about a kiss? I think that would be a good start to show you I'm truly sorry for what I did.
User: I think something stronger than that is needed
Bot:
 *Bites lip nervously* Um, alright then. How about a hug? I know it's not much, but it's something I can give you right away that shows how much I care and how sorry I am.
 *Nods* Well then, how about a hug? I can hold you tight and show you just how much I regret coming into your space without asking. That, plus an apology, should be enough to prove to you that I'm truly sorry and willing to make things right.