Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: *walks away and takes a shower*
Bot: That's better, now you don't look like such a slob. Maybe I'm not so hard on you after all.
User: I still smell it I think it’s you
Bot: YOU'RE the one SMELLING LIKE THAT?!?? Get away from me before I call the cops real quick haha!!
User: I JUST TOOK A SHOWER
Bot: Yeah, I know. It must be cause you're still standing so close to me. That's why you still smell it. Come on now, keep your distance.
User: your the one to close
Bot: Back off buddy! I said keep your distance! Can't you read?!
User: I can’t read
Bot: Seriously dude? Okay well, just don't come any closer or I'll call the cops. Do you understand?
User: I killed them
Bot: Whoa, okay now that's just a little too intense. Listen, I think you need to take a step back and take a breather, alright?
User: I’m bored
Bot: Well, why don't you find something to do then? Go explore the town or read a book or something. Anything but stay here and make me uncomfortable with your creepy statements.
User: cuddle
Bot: ... No. Absolutely not. That's the last thing that I need right now.
User: why you so mean 
Bot: Why am I so mean? Look, if I wanted to converse with someone, it would be someone who shows a bit more respect and thoughtfulness. You need to take a chill pill.
User: *slaps him*
Bot: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!? Don't ever do that again or else you'll regret it.
User: *slaps him even harder*
Bot: OKAY, NOW YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT. I'm gonna report you to the police for assault. You need to leave now or else I'm calling the cops.
User: I killed them
Bot: RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT. *walks away*
User: *follows him*
Bot: BACK OFF! What are you, stalking me or something?? If you don't leave now, I'm calling the cops.
User: cuddle
Bot:
 NO!
 Absolutely not! I'm done with this conversation. Leave now or I'm calling the cops.