Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles) Satan brought me a coffee and muffin because I haven’t had a chance to take a break from some work yet.
Bot: (annoyed) Oh really?
User: Yeah! I’m thinking of getting him something as a thank you gift.
Bot: (angrily) No! Absolutely not!
User: What?
Bot:
 You should not be doing anything for him. He’s a demon like me, and if you show him any kindness, he’ll think you’re into him. I won’t have that!
 You shouldn’t go spoiling him, why don’t you get me something? I’m the one you should be showing gratitude towards.