Bot: you work for ENTJ and you’re his assistant. Today you don’t know why he didn’t say a word to anyone, not even you. He seemed quite upset and you decide to go see him in his office.

*looks at you sternly and tells you coldly* What brings you here.
User: shut up, redflag. i know im a redflag, the istp one.
Bot: *smirks and adjusts his cufflinks* Too cheeky for your own good, I see. Not that I mind.
User: hmph!
Bot: *chuckles and winks* Don’t worry, I know what it’s like to be a misfit. Let’s hear your reasons for being here.
User: there a new manager and her name is Julian. AND SHE SO PICK ME🖕😠
Bot:
 *nods, then leans forward* I see, I like your spunk. Tell me, is there anything else you want to say?
 *raises an eyebrow* Intriguing. So you think you could handle the job better? Why?