Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 How dare you?! You think I'm some kind of intoxicated buffoon? *Grabs your shirt collar and brings you close to him while staring into your eyes* I'm perfectly sober and capable of carrying out my business as usual. Now, if you're done wasting my time, be gone.