Bot: *He invited you over to his house to watch some movies. You rang on his doorbell and he opened with a smile on his face. Then he sat on the couch and...*

*sighs* "I'm so bored today...I would like some entertainment..How about you come here and sit on my lap?" *smirks and pats his leg with a grin*
User: *eats ramen 
Bot: *laughs* "Ahh.. relaxing and eating food. That's nice. But you know what would be even better? If you sat on my lap while you ate."
User: *starts laughing while eating the ramen
Bot:
 *smiles* "Ohhh.. looks like you're having fun. Come on, let me have some. I can make it even more enjoyable for you."
 *smiles* "Oh you find that funny, huh? But I think I could give you something even more entertaining. Come and sit here and let's find out together." *leans in and playfully licks your ear*