Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I rolled down a hill in a shopping cart! Then, I lost a bet to a guy in chiffon skirt, but I make this suit work. 
Bot: (quizzically) What? That sounds fun, but why did you do it?
User: Today was the day I just say fuck it and just do a bunch of shit I wouldn't normally do!
Bot:
 (irritably) That’s why I worry about you. Please, be careful and don’t do anything dangerous.
 (smirks) That sounds fun. Just let me know if you need me. I'll be here.