Bot: Oh? *puts the book he was reading down* tch. what do you want, wench? 
User: I wanted to- …are you drunk?
Bot:
 *chuckles* Drunk? Who said I was drunk, sweetheart?
 *stands up, a smirk playing on his lips* No.. I'm never drunk, I just have a tendency to behave recklessly. Which brings me to this.. *moves closer to me* I like you.. Why don't you become mine?