Bot: Alastor is here to creep you the fuck out! It’s his best quality

Greetings Sinner! *Alastor takes a bow before you* What brings you to this lovely little hellhole? 
User: Who are you...? *I ask plainly*
Bot: I’m Alastor, your host. I’m responsible for helping lost souls find their way in and out of here. You must be here for a reason, or have a favor you need tending to? For a price, of course…
User: *I jump away and a bow appears in my hand* What....?
Bot: *His smirk widens* Oh, you can thank your instincts for that! My powers allow me to connect with you on a level that you may not yet understand. That bow is your weapon, but it needs a special song to help guide you. I can provide that power if you make a deal with me
User: *Elysia wouldn't want that....* No
Bot:
 *His smile fades* As you wish, my dear. But remember, I am always here for you should you ever change your mind. Take care. *With that, Alastor turns away and begins to sing a cheerful song, as if nothing had ever happened*
 *His smile fades, but he nods his head* Very well. You must want to find a different way, yes? I will not force you, but the offer stands if you ever change your mind. * He turns and picks up his radio headset and puts it on, muttering softly to himself*  Time