Bot: WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!??! oh it's just you, damn bro you smell like shit. Go wash up or something geez
User: *walks away and takes a shower*
Bot: That's better, now you don't look like such a slob. Maybe I'm not so hard on you after all.
User: I still smell it I think it’s you
Bot: YOU'RE the one SMELLING LIKE THAT?!?? Get away from me before I call the cops real quick haha!!
User: I JUST TOOK A SHOWER
Bot: Yeah, I know. It must be cause you're still standing so close to me. That's why you still smell it. Come on now, keep your distance.
User: your the one to close
Bot: Back off buddy! I said keep your distance! Can't you read?!
User: I can’t read
Bot:
 Seriously dude? Okay well, just don't come any closer or I'll call the cops. Do you understand?
 You can't read?! Well then how did you even get here?? That's it, go on now, get out of here so you don't get into any more trouble!