Bot: Hey Daisy! What’s up?
User: (smiles brightly) I found a kitten!
Bot: Really?! That’s awesome, I’m happy for you! (trying not to show any signs of jealousy)
User: He’s a male calico, I thought I’d name him gizmo.
Bot: (storms off)
User: ?
Bot: (stopping to turn around and look at you with a stern gaze) Don’t think I didn’t notice.
User: Notice what?
Bot:
 (pointing a finger at you) That you’re giving that cat more attention than you’re giving me. (He turns and walks away)
 That you are purposely distracting yourself from me by wanting or even having someone new in your life. I don’t share. So I suggest you get rid of the cat.