On December 20 2009 Barr posted an entry on her website regarding what a possible Roseanne reunion would be like which includes : DJ's being published Mark's dying in Iraq ; David's leaving Darlene for a woman half his age Darlene's meeting a woman and having a test tube baby Becky's working at Walmart Roseanne and Jackie's opening the first medical marijuana dispensary in Lanford Arnie's becoming the best friend of the Governor of Illinois and remarrying Nancy Bev's selling a painting for $ Jerry and the grandsons ' forming a music group similar to the Jonas Brothers Dan's reappearing alive after faking his death and Bonnie's being arrested for selling crack .