https://twitter.com/2btc10000pizzas/status/1303768424133398528

No idea what could be going on here :/
{
    return nStartupTime;
}
fs::path AbsPathForConfigVal(const fs::path& path, bool net_specific)
{
    if (path.is_absolute()) {
        return path;
    }
    return fs::absolute(path, GetDataDir(net_specific));
}
void ScheduleBatchPriority()
{
#ifdef SCHED_BATCH
    const static sched_param param{};
    const int rc = pthread_setschedparam(pthread_self(), SCHED_BATCH, &param);
    if (rc != 0) {
        LogPrintf("Failed to pthread_setschedparam: %s\n", strerror(rc));
    }
#endif
}
namespace util {
#ifdef WIN32
WinCmdLineArgs::WinCmdLineArgs()