what are some jokes about short people?
what are some jokes about short people?
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Q: Why did the short person go to the basketball game? 
 A: Because she was looking for an "inside" shot.

Q: How does a short person get to the top of a tree?
 A: With a step ladder. 

Q: What did one short statue say to the other? 
 A: "We need some good ideas to improve our stature!"
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what are some jokes about short people?
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Q: What do you call a short person with a big ego?
A: A pygmocephalus. 

Q: What do you call a short person who is always happy?
A: A joyful pygmy. 
    
Q: How did the short alien ask his tall girlfriend to marry him? 
A: With a microscopic proposal!
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