   neutral   Don't dis my hair! I like it like this.     neutral   You like it, but it's getting to be a handicap for you.  
    neutral   Hey, that's enough about my hair.     neutral   I know a great hairdresser not far from here and she is cute too.  
    neutral   I don't go to hairdressers because they're cute.     neutral   
 Well, then why do all of these women appear so attractive after visiting her shops.
 Well how can anyone take seriously your advised    surprise... what? What happened there.