   neutral   I have something really cool to tell you about! Do you know anything about online auctions?     neutral   Not really.  
    neutral   They're awesome! I was browsing through the eBay auction today, and I found the cutest fat little copper Buddha! It's over a hundred years old.     neutral   Please don't tell me you bought it.  
    neutral   Why not?     neutral   
 Because if they find out where that piece of history comes from, there would be serious problems. 
 Because...    happiness   Ha! That wouldn worry our boss one bit. And he