   neutral   Come on! You can just walk up to a girl and say “ If you were a booger I \'d pick you first. ”     neutral   What? Come on! That ’ s just lame! No girl would fall for that!  
    neutral   Fine, then you can say, “ So there you are! I'Ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! ”     neutral   That's a good one! I think that's pretty funny.  
    neutral   Yeah, so you make her laugh, you make a fool of yourself a little bit and then you buy her a drink.     happiness   
 Ha... It really is very convenient. 
 Ha, ha! Sound cool... if she doesn't want it after this. 