   neutral   I know education is expensive, but it's been my lifelong dream. Call me crazy, but I've always wanted to have that PhD at the end of my name.     neutral   Well, getting a Doctorate degree would mean close to a decade of school. Can you afford that? Can you survive that?  
    neutral   I certainly can't afford it, but I'm sure I could find some good student loans.     neutral   I think you need to separate the dream of having a PhD from the reality of years of more schooling. It's not as romantic as you might think.  
    neutral   Yeah... I keep thinking about what I'll do with a Master's or Doctorate. I love language but I don't think there are a lot of well-paying jobs out there for experts on Shakespeare.     neutral   
 Maybe your interest should turn toward becoming an expert in English. There has just come up another position called
 What else has your attention, Mr. Bellow?    surprise   Oh... God