   neutral   Even though the traffic is bumper-to-bumper out there, I don't think it's heavy traffic that makes Bill late. He takes the train, remember?     neutral   Oh, that's right. Well, the train shouldn't be late. That means there is only one explanation... Bill must have overslept.  
    neutral   Well, to be fare, since he's coming all the way from Lancaster, he's got to get up much earlier than the rest of us. He must get start on his commute about six thirty, no telling what time he actually gets up.     neutral   That's right, because he's got to get to the train station from his house, then take the blue line into the city, then switch trains to the red line. In all, the trip's got to take more than 2 hours.  
    neutral   Why doesn't he just drive to work?     neutral   
 Many companies in this area are doing away with their staff car parking programs, or else requiring employees
 Because... ah screw it. The man never arrivues! It's not like we need