Speaker 0: I have theories about her. I think that she's a time traveler. She's really good at reading people. I mean, the coffee's amazing either way. You know what's actually messing with my head right now lately? Is basically, it started off like something, a plant at my desk. This little succulent, nothing special. But then people started leaving notes next to it. Confessing these really deep secrets. It became a weird, like anonymous confessional spot. But I mean, some kind of secrets are wild. Someone admitted to having a second family in Canada. Another one person revealed that they're secretly learning circus arts for five years. And the whole thing snowballed. And there's entire mythology, small trinkets, the weird origami. Management tried to remove it once, but nearly revolt. And now they just pretend it. It doesn't exist. And yeah, speaking of the weird work stuff. My friend Sarah just started a new job. At what she thought was a normal tech company. But what I mean, there's nothing about this place is normal. Like the CEO insists on conducting all meetings. While waking towards backwards. Or walking backwards. Because of reverse engineering problems. They got every Tuesday, Thursday has a speak in rhymes. A coffee machine only works if you tell a joke. And here's the crazy part. They're incredibly, incredibly successful. Like industry leading successful. Makes you wonder if we're doing it right for the normal. For the walking meetings and joke free coffee machines. Let me tell you about this absolute chaos that unfolds at my cousin's wedding last month. So like everything was going perfectly normal until the main man's speech. And she starts off by talking. Completely routine stuff. And then he suddenly elderly woman stands up and announces. That she is actually the groom's long aunt. The past and was presumed dead after skiing accident 20 years ago. I mean she wasn't even invited. Just walked off of the street. The whole room went silent. And like that it turns out she was not related to anyone there. She was just a random wedding doing this. Apparently she's kind of a local legend. Some people. Even spot her at the wedding now. She's kind of a wedding crasher bingo. Right. I've been talking poetry classes recently. And honestly the whole experience has been surreal. The instructor. This is absolutely fantastic guy. Who used a quantum physic. He teaches everything through physics. Mentors. Metaphors. But I. I mean it actually works. He was talking about every particle behavior. Suddenly the bowl isn't collapsing. And more unlike the class has attracted this weird mix of people. There's a former circus clown. Who's been make incredible detailed miniature carousels. A detective who has worked on cold cases. And a mysterious man who showed up completely covered in glitter. Every single point. No one knows their story at this point. So everyone's too afraid to ask.