Dearest Deshal

While I greatly appreciate your display of wit in answering my questionnaire, I would be doubly appreciative if you would go ahead and give me what I ask for instead of saying age old cliches like 'you wouldn't want to know'. I would want to know. That is why I'm asking. I'll have you know that informants have responded saying they call their mothers Sexy, Fatso, Dumbo, etc and their fathers Airplane, Popeye, Handsome among others.

People swear with their parents Deshal (or Ernie.Is Ernie your alter ego?). It happens. And nothing you answer with will ever have my mouth gaping open. So care to say what taboo words you use with your mother? Also, do you use 'moron' with your mother in the first person?

Thank you!

Kesaaraa
