A Rust programmer was working on his project in a dainty coffeeshop in a quiet part of town. Since he was a rust programmer at heart, he was able to manage several large projects by properly using the amazing memory management of Rust. 

All of a sudden, the lights start blinking, and the TV in the coffeeshop, starts playing loud music. That's when he sees this guy with fancy sunglasses, skinny jeans, and a top hat walks in. He sees the rust programmer's confusion, and loudly announces to everyone:

"The lights are running javascript, and so is the TV. We love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. Yet we make millions of dollars working at big companies." 

The Rust programmer looks at the javascript programmer in disappointed eyes. Right before leaving the coffeeshop, he says to the Javascript programmer, "Bro, try Rust."
A Rust programmer was working on his project in a dainty coffeeshop in a quiet part of town. Since he was a rust programmer at heart, he was able to manage several large projects by properly using the amazing memory management of Rust. 

All of a sudden, the lights start blinking, and the TV in the coffeeshop, starts playing loud music. That's when he sees this guy with fancy sunglasses, skinny jeans, and a top hat walks in. He sees the rust programmer's confusion, and loudly announces to everyone:

"The lights are running javascript, and so is the TV. We love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. Yet we make millions of dollars working at big companies." 

The Rust programmer looks at the javascript programmer in disappointed eyes. Right before leaving the coffeeshop, he says to the Javascript programmer, "Bro, try Rust."
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The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "I'm not a bro, and I don't want to try Rust. I love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. That's what makes me a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's what makes you a javascript programmer, but it doesn't make you a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're not a good person either."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good person either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're not a good programmer either."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person or a good anything else either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person or a good anything else either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be
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A Rust programmer was working on his project in a dainty coffeeshop in a quiet part of town. Since he was a rust programmer at heart, he was able to manage several large projects by properly using the amazing memory management of Rust. 

All of a sudden, the lights start blinking, and the TV in the coffeeshop, starts playing loud music. That's when he sees this guy with fancy sunglasses, skinny jeans, and a top hat walks in. He sees the rust programmer's confusion, and loudly announces to everyone:

"The lights are running javascript, and so is the TV. We love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. Yet we make millions of dollars working at big companies." 

The Rust programmer looks at the javascript programmer in disappointed eyes. Right before leaving the coffeeshop, he says to the Javascript programmer, "Bro, try Rust."
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The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "I'm not a bro."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer says, "I'm not a bro either, but I'm a rust programmer."

The Javascript
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A Rust programmer was working on his project in a dainty coffeeshop in a quiet part of town. Since he was a rust programmer at heart, he was able to manage several large projects by properly using the amazing memory management of Rust. 

All of a sudden, the lights start blinking, and the TV in the coffeeshop, starts playing loud music. That's when he sees this guy with fancy sunglasses, skinny jeans, and a top hat walks in. He sees the rust programmer's confusion, and loudly announces to everyone:

"The lights are running javascript, and so is the TV. We love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. Yet we make millions of dollars working at big companies." 

The Rust programmer looks at the javascript programmer in disappointed eyes. Right before leaving the coffeeshop, he says to the Javascript programmer, "Bro, try Rust."
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The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "I'm not a bro, and I don't want to try Rust. I love inconsistencies, confusion, and complexity. That's what makes me a javascript programmer."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's what makes you a javascript programmer, but it doesn't make you a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're not a good person either."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good person either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're not a good programmer either."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person or a good anything else either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be a good programmer or a good person or a good anything else either."

The Rust programmer looks at him, and says, "That's true, but you're still not a good programmer."

The Javascript programmer looks at him, and says, "Well, I make millions of dollars working at big companies. I don't need to be
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