Here is my attempt at rewriting Bryan Mills' phone conversation with his daughter's captors in Old English:

Bryan: Hail, thou miscreants who hast taken mine daughter. Know that I have particular skills, skills I have acquired ov'r a v'ry long career. Skills that maketh me a nightmare f'r those such as thyself. If thou lettest her go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look f'r thee, I will not pursueth thee. But if thou dost not, I will look f'r thee, I will find thee, and I will kill thee.

Captor: (Laughter) Who is this? Who's speaking?

Bryan: It's Bryan Mills, Kim's father. The man whose daughter thou hast taken.

Captor: Ah Mr. Mills, we've been expecting your call. (Mocking tone): How's it going? Having a good day are we?

Bryan: Consider this a courtesy call. A chance f'r thee to do the right thing. Release my daughter, return her to safety. Once I know she is safe, I will go away and thou will nev'r hear from me again.

Captor: I'm sorry Mr. Mills, we can't do that. She's ours now. You'll have to find another daughter.

Bryan: If thou dost harm her in any way, if thou dost as much as touch a single hair on her head, I will not rest until I hunt down ev'ry last one of thee, and slay thee where thou stand.
Here is my attempt at rewriting Bryan Mills' phone conversation with his daughter's captors in Old English:

Bryan: Hail, thou miscreants who hast taken mine daughter. Know that I have particular skills, skills I have acquired ov'r a v'ry long career. Skills that maketh me a nightmare f'r those such as thyself. If thou lettest her go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look f'r thee, I will not pursueth thee. But if thou dost not, I will look f'r thee, I will find thee, and I will kill thee.

Captor: (Laughter) Who is this? Who's speaking?

Bryan: It's Bryan Mills, Kim's father. The man whose daughter thou hast taken.

Captor: Ah Mr. Mills, we've been expecting your call. (Mocking tone): How's it going? Having a good day are we?

Bryan: Consider this a courtesy call. A chance f'r thee to do the right thing. Release my daughter, return her to safety. Once I know she is safe, I will go away and thou will nev'r hear from me again.

Captor: I'm sorry Mr. Mills, we can't do that. She's ours now. You'll have to find another daughter.

Bryan: If thou dost harm her in any way, if thou dost as much as touch a single hair on her head, I will not rest until I hunt down ev'ry last one of thee, and slay thee where thou stand.
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Captor: (Laughing): Oh, you're such a funny man. We'll keep that in mind.

Bryan: (Angrily): You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Captor: (Smiling): Oh, we have a pretty good idea. But we're not afraid of you. We'll keep her safe, and we'll enjoy her while we have her.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't enjoy her for long. I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bry
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Here is my attempt at rewriting Bryan Mills' phone conversation with his daughter's captors in Old English:

Bryan: Hail, thou miscreants who hast taken mine daughter. Know that I have particular skills, skills I have acquired ov'r a v'ry long career. Skills that maketh me a nightmare f'r those such as thyself. If thou lettest her go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look f'r thee, I will not pursueth thee. But if thou dost not, I will look f'r thee, I will find thee, and I will kill thee.

Captor: (Laughter) Who is this? Who's speaking?

Bryan: It's Bryan Mills, Kim's father. The man whose daughter thou hast taken.

Captor: Ah Mr. Mills, we've been expecting your call. (Mocking tone): How's it going? Having a good day are we?

Bryan: Consider this a courtesy call. A chance f'r thee to do the right thing. Release my daughter, return her to safety. Once I know she is safe, I will go away and thou will nev'r hear from me again.

Captor: I'm sorry Mr. Mills, we can't do that. She's ours now. You'll have to find another daughter.

Bryan: If thou dost harm her in any way, if thou dost as much as touch a single hair on her head, I will not rest until I hunt down ev'ry last one of thee, and slay thee where thou stand.
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Captor: (Laughter) You're a funny guy, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: I'm not funny. I'm serious.

Captor: I'm sorry, Mr. Mills, but I don't think you understand. You see, we're not just going to kill her. We're going to torture her. We're going to torture her in ways that you can't even imagine. We're going to torture her in ways that will make her wish she was dead.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything, Mr. Mills. You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You're not going to do anything at all.

Bryan: (Silence)

Captor: (Laughter) You
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Here is my attempt at rewriting Bryan Mills' phone conversation with his daughter's captors in Old English:

Bryan: Hail, thou miscreants who hast taken mine daughter. Know that I have particular skills, skills I have acquired ov'r a v'ry long career. Skills that maketh me a nightmare f'r those such as thyself. If thou lettest her go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look f'r thee, I will not pursueth thee. But if thou dost not, I will look f'r thee, I will find thee, and I will kill thee.

Captor: (Laughter) Who is this? Who's speaking?

Bryan: It's Bryan Mills, Kim's father. The man whose daughter thou hast taken.

Captor: Ah Mr. Mills, we've been expecting your call. (Mocking tone): How's it going? Having a good day are we?

Bryan: Consider this a courtesy call. A chance f'r thee to do the right thing. Release my daughter, return her to safety. Once I know she is safe, I will go away and thou will nev'r hear from me again.

Captor: I'm sorry Mr. Mills, we can't do that. She's ours now. You'll have to find another daughter.

Bryan: If thou dost harm her in any way, if thou dost as much as touch a single hair on her head, I will not rest until I hunt down ev'ry last one of thee, and slay thee where thou stand.
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Captor: (Laughing): Oh, you're such a funny man. We'll keep that in mind.

Bryan: (Angrily): You have no idea what I'm capable of.

Captor: (Smiling): Oh, we have a pretty good idea. But we're not afraid of you. We'll keep her safe, and we'll enjoy her while we have her.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't enjoy her for long. I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bryan: (Furious): You won't see me coming.

Captor: (Laughing): Oh, we'll be long gone by the time you find us. We're professionals, you know.

Bryan: (Determined): I'll find thee, and I'll make thee pay.

Captor: (Smiling): We'll see you around, Mr. Mills.

Bry
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