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The Agatha Christie Challenge – The Sittaford Mystery (1931)
Posted on October 27, 2016 by therealchrisparkle
In which we meet young Emily Trefusis, determined to prove the innocence of her fiancé Jim for the murder of Captain Trevelyan. With the help of the busybodying news reporter Charles Enderby and the thoroughly decent Inspector Narracott, she does a fine job! And if you haven't read the book yet, don't worry, I promise not to give the game away as to whodunit!
Apparently, the book is dedicated "to M.E.M. with whom I discussed the plot of this book to the alarm of those around us." However, my copy of the text omits this dedication. Perhaps that's not surprising; my copy has a few misalignments and misspellings, and one sentence is even completely omitted. Poor work from Fontana! M.E.M., by the way, was Max Mallowan, the famous archaeologist whom Christie had married the previous year. It's set in Dartmoor, which was an area of the country Christie knew well, and that confident local knowledge comes out in the writing – more of which shortly.
This is the only book of Christie's to feature Inspector Narracott, and I think that's quite a shame. Here's how she introduces him: "Inspector Narracott was a very efficient officer. He had a quiet persistence, a logical mind and a keen attention to detail which brought him success where many another man might have failed. He was a tall man with a quiet manner, rather far-away grey eyes, and a slow soft Devonshire voice." A much more pleasant chap to deal with than that dreadful Inspector Slack in The Murder at the Vicarage. Christie allows us to appreciate his observations and thought processes which helps to keep the narrative moving at a good pace.
In fact, I think I slightly preferred the chapters where we see Narracott investigating more than those where the amateurs Emily and Charles are let loose on the world – although I'm not sure that was Christie's intent. Emily and Charles sleuthing together reminded me forcefully of Tommy and Tuppence, full of wisecracking chat which is how you imagine a Charleston would be if it were a conversation and not a dance. The comparison with T&T was sometimes odious. I especially found Charles quite irritating at times, with his relentless cheeriness and almost autistic lack of empathy for the characters involved in the case. Although critical opinion at the time favoured Emily as a new heroine and thought she brought a lot of life and colour to the book, I'm rather glad Christie never re-visited them.
In this book Christie has gone back to the third-person narrator and it works very well. It creates a slight distance between the reader and what is taking place and I think in this particular book it also adds to the slight sense of supernatural mystery. You don't have that instant connection to reality that comes with a first-person narrator. Hence you have a slight disconnect from the table-turning scene – which helps both the atmosphere and the practicality of the story-telling. You also have a sense of melodrama, nowhere more clear than when Emily overhears Mrs Willett in secret: ""My God," the voice had wailed, "I can't bear it. Will tonight never come?"" Even the Dartmoor location itself takes on a mysterious mantle, with its brooding and hostile terrain; when Emily appraises the height of Sittaford Tor, she says "one ought […] to see things better when you are high up like this. It ought to be like lifting off the top of a doll's house and peering in."
This brings us to Christie's intriguing combination of fictional and factual geographic locations in this book. Here, perhaps more than in any of her other books we've looked at so far, she creates her own Christie world. There is no village of Sittaford, but there is Sittaford Tor (as we've just seen) with its prehistoric stone circle. It's close to Okehampton, which is represented by Exhampton in the book. Moretonhampstead, Two Bridges, Plymouth, Widecombe (with its fair), Lydford and Chagford are all real places that find a home in Christie's narrative; and in particular, the prison at Princetown is identified, apparently twelve miles from Sittaford, from where a dangerous criminal escapes – this is of course what we now know as Dartmoor Prison. Jennifer Gardiner lives in Waldon Road, Exeter; Brian Pearson in Cromwell Street, London SW3; and Martin Dering in Surrey Road, Wimbledon. None of these addresses exist. The two railway stations mentioned in Exeter are certainly real – Exeter St David's and Exeter Queen Street (renamed Exeter Central in 1933).
Despite my not being over-enamoured with Emily and Charles, there's a vivid and very enjoyable colourfulness about this book that is hard to describe. The locations are very realistically observed and portrayed; you get a real feel for the characters and their activities, even though there's nothing overly extraordinary about most of them. The early table-turning scene adds an extra dimension of eeriness and fun – it's a beautifully written scene – and your curiosity keeps you going all the way through. It's a book that you can really see pan out in your mind's eye as you read it.
Let's have a quick look at some of those more obscure references and terms that cropped up in this book and made me reach for Wikipedia. Twice, early in the book, mention is made of a British Warm. I've never heard of it referred to in this way before, but, maybe obviously, this was the name given to that specific type of heavy, warm greatcoat that was made famous by Churchill. Major Burnaby recalls playing the game of Up Jenkins, which was also new to me. Here's Wikipedia's definition: "also known by the shortened name Jenkins, is a party game in which players conceal a small coin (or ring, button, etc.) in their palm as they slap it on a table with their bare hands. The goal of the game is for the players on the team without the coin to correctly identify which hand the coin is under. The game typically consists of two two- to four-player teams, one on each side of a table. There are no official rules, so rules may vary widely, the game is often played with alcohol beverages with which to drink as a forfeit." I can't think that I've ever been anywhere where someone has suggested playing that game or a variant of it. You live and learn.
Mrs Curtis (of whom more later) who offers a B&B service at her little cottage, first greets Emily with: "Yes, of course I can take you in, Miss, and your cousin too, if he can just wait until I shift a few duds." I only know dud as something that doesn't work, but, as a plural noun, it was originally a Middle English term meaning clothes, and then, through semantic change to mean just "things". There is of course, no such shop as Delfridges – it's Selfridges by implication; and Captain Wyatt accuses James Pearson of being a counter-jumper; an old-fashioned term for a sales assistant.
Let's also take a look at a few financial references and re-evaluate them for today, I find that a very helpful exercise in understanding the sums involved. Trevelyan's will bequeaths £100 to his man Emery; that's about £4700 in today's money – so that's a pretty stingy offering. On the other hand, the remaining £80-90k of his estate, which gets divided between his sister and his nephews and nieces equates to approximately £4 million today. The £5000 competition win that Enderby brought for Burnaby is a stonking £238,000 today, and the £8-£9 weekly sum that the Willetts are alleged to spend on their groceries is now the equivalent of about £400 per week. What a profligate pair!
Now it's time for my usual at-a-glance summary, for The Sittaford Mystery:
Publication Details: 1931. Fontana paperback (in quite poor condition), 5th impression, published in June 1972, priced 25p. The uncredited cover illustration shows a swirling nightmare scene with an older lady (Mrs Willetts?) and an older man (Trevelyan? Burnaby?) mixed up with the séance table and a dog. I don't recall a dog in the story…
How many pages until the first death: 16. Not too much preamble which always makes a detective story go a bit faster.
Funny lines out of context: Quite a good selection:
""That's a rum go," ejaculated the Superintendent."
"…I know what I am talking about – a lot of subalterns have passed through my hands in my time."
"He heard about Miss Percehouse and her tongue and the way she bullied her nephew, and of the rumours of the gay life that same nephew led in London."
"…he had an awful kick on the head from a horse about fifteen years ago, and since then he has been a bit queer."
Memorable characters:
It's interesting because there's a full range of new characters in this book, including the police and the amateur sleuths but I wouldn't say any of them are particularly memorable. I liked Mrs Belling, the proprietor of the Three Crowns: "Mrs Belling was fat and excitable, and so voluble that there was nothing to be done but to listen patiently until such time as the stream of conversation should dry up." When Mrs Belling talks, she sounds like a lost pirate: "Don't ee worry my dear, we'll have your young gentleman out of his trouble in no time." As hotel licensee, Mrs Belling has money but no class (see later) and so instinctively blames people lower than her in the pecking order of the murder. "…Little did any of us think what was happening to the poor dear gentleman. Those nasty tramps – if I've said it once, I've said it a dozen times, I can't abear those nasty tramps. Do anybody in they would."
I also quite liked Mrs and Miss Willetts, because they're so steeped in subterfuge and tragedy in a terribly over-the-top way. Just one word can cause Miss Willetts to faint; she literally is a drooping Violet.
Christie the Poison expert:
Not in this book. The murder method is being sandbagged to death. Brutal!
Class/social issues of the time:
All the usual bees in Christie's bonnet come to the fore as usual, including a couple of really stark examples of 1930s light racism that come over as really offensive today. However, the chief recurring theme in this book is that of class issues. There's a very us-and-them sense of the sophistication and status of the upper middle class characters against the lower classes (in Christie, the working class are always lower class!) Mrs Dering describes Trevelyan as "a regular philistine in every way – devoted to sport. No appreciation […] of literature." Captain Wyatt tries to waylay Emily as she hurries on by with: "Come in – have a glass of wine or a cup of tea. There's plenty of time. No need to hurry. That's the worst of you civilised people." I would have thought suggesting a glass of wine under those circumstances and in that time, was the height of sophistication.
There's also some classic condescension from the local people towards the incomers. Here's Mr Rycroft talking about the Willetts: "Charming, […] quite charming. Colonial, of course. No real poise, if you understand me. A little too lavish in their hospitality. Everything a shade on the ornate side." And on Mr Duke: "…a very nice man, quite unassuming, but was he, after all, quite – well, quite? Mightn't he, just possibly, be a retired tradesman?" One can hear the cumulative gasps of class-ridden disgusted Devonians echo throughout the moors.
It's Emily Trefusis who is guilty of the most sexist comment in the book – but I wonder how much of it she means, and how much is designed to pander to Charles, to whom she speaks these abominable words: "One can't do anything without a man. Men know so much, and are able to get information in so many ways that are simply impossible to women." Apart from using feminine guile, of course.
Sadly, there's a very unpleasant use of the "N" word, which I include here for the sake of completeness, and because of the irony of this being described as a "very discreet" note, sent by Emily to Jim: "Everything's going to be all right, so cheer up. I am working like the worst kind of n***** to find out the truth. What an idiot you've been, darling." I guess one must accept that times change, but even so this still seems appalling. But it's probably Mrs Curtis who gets the gold medal for racism in this book: "It's Captain Wyatt as could do with a spring cleaning […] That nasty native of his – what does he know about cleaning, I should like to know? Nasty black fellow." Ugh. There are times when it's uncomfortable to read Christie.
Classic denouement: I wouldn't say so. Emily reveals that she knows the identity of the murderer earlier on, but not the motive, which means there's a full 17 pages still to go before the end. Once the murderer has been charged, we don't hear any more from them, so there's no account from them of why they did it, or any sense of guilt, repentance, and so on; a little like Iago in Othello, who refuses to say another word once he's been found out. It's not a disappointing ending in any way though.
Happy ending? Yes and no. With Emily in the position of the old song Torn Between Two Lovers, there was always one person who was going to face disappointment. But which did she go with?
Did the story ring true? Yes. It doesn't rely on impossible coincidences and how the murder was committed all makes sense. Even the supernatural elements of the story are explained in a credible way.
Overall satisfaction rating: 8/10. I like this book a lot; it's a very easy and fast read, one that you don't want to put down because you're thoroughly involved in the plot and investigation. Unfortunately, I quickly remembered who the murderer was, but it still didn't affect my enjoyment of the book.
Thanks for reading my blog of The Sittaford Mystery and if you've read it too, I'd love to know what you think. Please just add a comment in the space below. Next up in the Agatha Christie Challenge is the return of everyone's favourite, Hercule Poirot, in Peril at End House. He's even accompanied by Hastings, so expect some good old boys' banter and some pretty women for Hastings to fall head over heels in love with. As always, I'll blog my thoughts about it in a few weeks' time. In the meantime, please read it too then we can compare notes! Happy sleuthing!
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Review – Travesties, Menier Chocolate Factory, 23rd October 2016
The first time I saw a Tom Stoppard play was in 1976 on a school expedition to London to see Dirty Linen at the Arts Theatre. I sat next to Andy (you'll know him as A. N.) Wilson; now a highly regarded author, columnist and social commentator, then a mere English teacher just about to get his first book published. Mr Wilson and Mr Ritchie (our other English teacher on this jaunt) were huge fans of Stoppard and were itching to see this new play, and not unreasonably thought their A level English students would appreciate the experience too. It was a success. A few months later they took us to see the National Theatre revival of Stoppard's Jumpers too, which I thought was absolutely ace.
Two years before all this, Stoppard wrote Travesties. I reckon that if I'd seen a production of Travesties at the same time, I wouldn't have had a Scooby – it would have sailed way over my head, in the direction of the second star on the right, straight on till morning. I did get the playtext for Christmas that year; and I think it reads a little more easily out of the book than it actually appears on stage, because you have the time to take in Stoppard's verbal fireworks and re-read them to understand them better. But watching Patrick Marber's excellent revival at the Menier made me realise what a difficult play it really is.
All these early Stoppard works relied heavily on his brilliant wordplay and sense of nonsense. He loved to depict stories from a weird angle – like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern on stage when they should be off (and vice versa) or The Real Inspector Hound, seen from the view of the theatre critic who accidentally gets involved in the show. Every Good Boy Deserves Favour even needs a full orchestra to perform it. R&G and Hound also have the common theme of containing a play within a play; and Travesties too has some of the same elements, wrapping Henry Carr's recollections of his youth in with an amateur production of The Importance of Being Earnest.
It must have been something of a gift for Stoppard to discover that Lenin, Joyce and Dadaist movement founder Tristan Tzara were all living in Zürich in 1917. So was little known consular official Henry Carr, who – to pass the time of day, presumably – joined an acting troupe called The English Players, whose business manager was the (ironically not very English) James Joyce. The play is set in the present (i.e. 1974) with an elderly Carr (he actually died in 1962 but who's counting) reminiscing about his past and the extraordinary minds with whom he shared his Zürich days. But what is the purpose of the play, I asked myself, during the interval, and afterwards? There must be something more to it than just an exercise for Stoppard to show off his considerable verbal dexterity, or an example of how you can mash up a new play and an old play and not see the join. Apart from little glimpses into individual folly – like Joyce's inability to match a jacket and trouser, or Tzara's foppish use of a monocle when he had perfect eyesight – I couldn't really identify the driving force behind this play.
That's not to say I didn't enjoy it. In fact, as productions go, I can't imagine how you would play this better than the way it's currently packing them in at the Menier. Tim Hatley's design involves the remnants and loose pages of seemingly thousands of books, scattered to invoke both a busy library and a Dadaist approach to literature. Hidden false panels create opportunities for those outside to look in, library steps enable the action to take place on several levels in an otherwise confined space. There are also a few outrageously incongruent and surreal sequences when the whole thing turns song-and-dance like in The Ruling Class or something by Joan Littlewood. Personally, I find that kind of surreal breakout a tad tedious; what worked in the 60s and 70s doesn't necessarily always work today.
But if ever there were perfect casting it must come in the form of Tom Hollander as Henry Carr. On his first entrance, you can't help but be impressed at how Mr Hollander can bend himself down double to create the most elderly looking wretch imaginable as Carr Snr. With Dickensian dressing gown and warbly voice in place, he takes us through one of Stoppard's longest and frankly self-indulgent prologue speeches as he introduces us to the glitterati of 1917 Zürich. And then, when he flips into Carr Jnr, he becomes a slightly pompous Everyman character; keen to take a good place in society, revelling in the fame and notoriety of his contemporaries, pretending to be more involved in their political and artistic movements than he really is, and willing to play Algernon if the trousers are right. He's hardly ever off the stage and it's a thoroughly demanding and terrific performance.
The rest of the cast give Mr Hollander excellent support – for me the best was Clare Foster as Cecily. We've seen her a couple of times, most recently as a stunning Sarah Brown in Chichester's Guys and Dolls, and here once again she is outstanding. With her clear-cut voice and amazingly expressive face she can cheerfully deride and humiliate anyone who's noisy in the library; and her hilarious set pieces with Amy Morgan's Gwendolen are just remarkable. Freddie Fox was also very good as the faux-refined and show-offy Tzara, with a nice sense of comic timing and a good stage presence; and Peter McDonald made the best of the laconic opportunities Stoppard provides to make fun of Joyce's irascible eccentricities.
It's like a most intricate serving of super deluxe candy floss. Utterly delicious to look at, and incredibly sweet to consume, but once it's gone, it's gone. Does it inform the human condition? No. Is it an opportunity for Stoppard to look erudite and swish? Yes. Is it entertaining? Yes, providing you can survive its occasional longueurs.
Production photos by Johan Persson
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Review – No Man's Land, Wyndham's Theatre, 22nd October 2016
I remember when No Man's Land first hit the stage back in 1975. It was the first new Pinter to appear after I first started reading him and seeing his plays. We'd read The Caretaker at school. I'd seen The Collection and The Lover as an amateur production in 1973. I was impressed with Pinter's gifts as a director over the years, enjoying his London productions of the Simon Gray plays Otherwise Engaged, The Rear Column, Close of Play and Quatermaine's Terms. But it wasn't until four years ago that I actually first saw a professional production of a Pinter play – Betrayal, at the Sheffield Crucible. There's a lot of ground to make up.
That's one of the reasons I leapt at the chance to book to see No Man's Land when it first came on sale many months ago. I always think of it in terms of Gielgud and Richardson (both of whom I was lucky to see in other productions) and it struck me that the casting of Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart was about as darn perfect as it could get. So, given the fact that Sir Patrick was off sick (forbidden to take to the stage by his doctor) with a throat infection, I'm surprised how well the whole audience (ourselves included) took the news that the role of Hirst would be played by Mr Andrew Jarvis. No pressure on him, then. But sometimes having an understudy in the role can really spice up the entire performance of the play. It's not going to go precisely the same way that it normally does, with all four regular members of the cast on board. There will be changes – everyone will have to think on their feet a bit more. There's a seat-of-pants edge to it.
But first: how does the play stand the test of time forty years or so since it was written? Extremely well, in my opinion. Perhaps more than most Pinter plays, it's not obvious what's happening. Usually, I think the best way to take Pinter is at face value. Don't try to read "a meaning" into what you see and hear – the meaning is no more, or less, than what is acted on the stage. Hirst lives near Hampstead Heath and he appears to have met Spooner whilst out walking. Spooner has come back to his place to join him for some drinks. They're both arts aficionados, and seem to have a lot in common. Spooner is talkative, Hirst taciturn.
They both drink vast quantities of whisky. Eventually (drunk? defeated?) Hirst crawls out of the room. Briggs and Foster, two younger men, come in and take part in an elaborate conversation with Spooner, involving hinted relationships and veiled threats. As the first act curtain falls, it looks as though Foster is going to make a move towards Spooner which might be one of physical or sexual violence; or maybe medical intervention.
The more I think about the play, the more I feel that Hirst and Spooner are imprisoned in some form of institution. Spooner insists to Hirst that he is a free man, which causes Hirst to reply: "it's a long time since we had a free man in this house." Spooner is locked in the room all night – doctor's orders, says Briggs. Hirst threatens to dismiss Briggs, but he won't leave, because he doesn't have the authority. Briggs and Foster insist that Hirst goes on his morning walk. Hirst's animated second act recollections of old days with Spooner, Emily, Bunty, Stella, Arabella and Rupert, whilst on the surface seem real and affectionate, are clearly the product of an unbalanced brain. To what extent Spooner simply goes along with it, or is equally befuddled, is a moot point. The text defines "no man's land" as a place "which never moves, which never changes, which never grows older but which remains forever, icy and silent." That could be a definition of Hirst's house; it could be a definition of the workings of a failed, unwell mind. In any case, I don't think the "take it as face value" approach works for this play. I'm sure it has a much greater hidden significance.
This riveting production is directed by Sean Mathias with a strong regard for the play's sense of claustrophobia. On entering the auditorium you are met with a strangely disturbing, overly artificial, moving projection onto the front curtain of Hampstead Heath trees, flickering and glistening in the wind and the movement of the birds. This sets you up for a heightened expectation of uncomfortable detail, which Pinter's words and Stephen Brimson Lewis' set deliver in droves. The harsh light that invades the stage from who knows what outside the door pierces the calm darkness of Hirst's room like a dagger. The tops of the trees shimmer unattainably above the stage, part aspirational, part mocking. Everything is nearly natural – but not quite.
So what of Saturday's matinee performance, with Andrew Jarvis in place of Patrick Stewart? We'd seen Mr Jarvis once before when he was Duncan in Sheffield's Macbeth four years ago. He was excellent in that, but in No Man's Land he truly shone. In those early conversations where you sense that Hirst is losing his way, he was dignified but uncertain, passionate but hollow, engaging in a fencing match with Spooner where the latter did all the work trying to find a way in and he merely had to occasionally parry riposte. When he's fully lost, and trapped in the no man's land of a memory of a photograph album, his emptiness is truly emotional. But when he feels like he's in charge, he has something of the Act One Scene One Lear about him, bestowing grandiose beneficence; and he carries off that wonderful scene where it appears that he and Spooner are old friends with beautiful lightness and rhythm that was a joy to watch. As Sir Ian said at curtain call, although it was no doubt a disappointment not to see Sir Patrick, there was no need for an apology.
Sir Ian, himself, gives one of his fascinatingly detailed performances where every muscle in his face moves with purpose. You always know precisely what it is that Spooner is thinking or feeling by simply watching the visual signs. He's a wily character; happy to bludge a free drink, never letting go of his coat in case he has to scarper, always on the lookout to exercise his sense of moral or artistic superiority; reliant on his so-called friendship with the pub landlord in the same way that Blanche Dubois depends on the kindness of strangers. Sir Ian takes us on an epic journey of emotions where he tries to blend in with this apparently generous and extravagant household, in the end beseeching Hirst to let him be his secretary; the outsider desperate to be part of the in-crowd. It's always a privilege to watch his performances; I love his attention to detail and his fantastic timing. In No Man's Land you have the delight of seeing him take a champagne breakfast. I'll say no more.
It feels wrong to refer to Briggs and Foster as supporting roles because they're completely vital to the plot and structure of the play – as well as dishing out the usual menace that we expect in the Pinter landscape. Owen Teale invests Briggs with all the necessary brute force just hovering at the back of the character somewhere; you always sense he's just a gesture away from something downright evil. This makes it all the more delightful when his character starts to open up – like when he's reminiscing, in that Pinteresque manner, of the difficulties in getting to and from Bolsover Street, the subtle implications that there may be more to his relationship with Foster than just colleagues, or when he just slips into the subservient role of breakfast and wine waiter;
even though the menace is still lurking just beneath the surface. Damien Molony (stunning in The Body of an American a couple of years ago) plays Foster as a trendy, cocky, self-centred man about town; someone who thinks and behaves like they're more successful in life than they really are; the kind of character who's recognisable in many a Pinter play. He delivers the end speech of Act One with a chilling sense of danger, and is always a tangibly disconcerting presence whenever on stage.
I thought this was a tremendous production that breathed superb life into the play forty years on. It was also a fantastic example of how, just because the star performer cannot go on, the show nevertheless must, and the understudy can pull off a superb performance. Yes, it's true – this play is not for everyone; there were a few seats around us in the second act where people hadn't returned after the interval. I guess if you don't "get" Pinter's vision of life, you could find it just too obscure to enjoy. Stick with it though, the second act is hugely rewarding and feels more accessible and understandable than the first act. This production is on until 17th December – and I think if you like your Pinter, you're going to love this.
Production photographs by Johan Persson
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Review – Screaming Blue Murder, Underground at the Derngate, Northampton, 21st October 2016
Once again we were back at the Underground for another Screaming Blue Murder night. This time we were accompanied by our distinguished guests, the Sheriff of Shenstone and Lady Lichfield, who had already had a skinful in the Bar Hygge before the show. (If you've not tried it, it has a great trendy feel so the four of us fitted in perfectly, naturally.) Also once again, it's great to see that the show had sold out – and why not, as you get such a great range of comedy at such a decent price.
Our host as usual was the enthusiastic Mr Dan Evans, who had the task of working out why one large section of the audience was 99% female – I'm not sure he ever got to the bottom of it, if you'll pardon the expression, though it wasn't for lack of trying. It was a shame that it was one of those nights when, if an audience member was asked what they did for a living, or where they lived, that they went all shy and unresponsive. That's a tough way to treat a comic.
Our first act was Tez Ilyas, whom we've not seen before but he was on my shortlist for Edinburgh shows this year and just missed out because we couldn't quite fit him in. A really funny, engaging, self-deprecating comic, with brilliant timing and a lot of great material. When someone describes themselves as openly Asian, you can guess the tricky kind of line they're going to follow. His allusions to The Apprentice and to the News were spot on, and he absolutely had us in the palm of his hand. Then he made a schoolboy error – describing us as inhabitants of Peterborough, not Northampton. Gasps, shocks, stuns and disapproving moans later, he tried to extricate himself by explaining he was from Lancashire and how was he to know – it's not like we had a proper cricket club… Further gasps, shocks, stuns and disapproving moans. Stop digging! It's only because he was so likeable that we let him live. The Sheriff wondered if it was a deliberate ploy to get the town wrong in order to get the funny extrication out of difficulty as a consequence. I'm not sure – if it is, it's a dangerous game! Anyway, he's a genuinely funny guy and I'd be very happy to see him again.
Second up, and also completely new to us, was Sarah Callaghan. She has a strong, confident delivery, bordering on the faux aggressive, and a lot of her material was on the rudiments of sex – which is always funny, of course. I'd describe her approach as well urban, which didn't quite connect with any of our party – we're just too old and staid I suppose. That's not to say she wasn't enjoyable, because she was! It just wasn't an act that I felt I had much in common with, so I didn't get that much out of it. She had her hands full (figuratively speaking) with some irritatingly noisy girls at the back who just chattered all the way through her act. Fortunately, they left before the final act could make mincemeat of them.
Our headline act, whom we have seen twice before – and who just seems to get better and better all the time – was Ian Cognito, which has to be one of the best stage names in the business. No one can tell a really poor taste joke and make it bristle with delight like he can, which is both challenging to the audience and also incredibly funny. This time around, his most wicked observations dealt with paedophiles. His act is basically a string of one-liners, but delivered with superb style and at whatever pace he feels comfortable – this could be very fast or, more likely, aggressively languid. Winner of last year's Chrisparkle Award for best Screaming Blue Stand-up. He might easily take the crown this year too.
Another one in a couple of weeks' time – looks like a great line-up, so come along!
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Review – Marcus Brigstocke, Why the Long Face, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 20th October 2016
We last saw Marcus Brigstocke four years ago in the very same theatre when he was giving us his views on The Brig Society, a first rate comedy diatribe on David Cameron's Britain. Now he's back with a reflection on why the long face; in other words, why, given that he has a privileged existence, do so many things annoy or upset him. Rather like the Ancient Mariner – a sadder and a wiser man – Mr Brigstocke has gone through a few upheavals since we last saw him. Thus he digs into some of his personal recollections and confessions to excavate some painfully touching observations and create one of the most open and honest comedy shows (and funniest) I've ever seen. He really lays himself bare for our consideration and reaction – in fact, slightly barer than one might expect, come the end of the show.
The EU referendum is something of a gift for Mr Brigstocke. Not the result, far from it; but it gives him a raft of brilliant material which dominates the first half of the show. For staunch, moaning, metropolitan elite remainers like Mrs Chrisparkle and me, his wallowing in sheer rage and his deft destruction of Brexit's immense stupidity was like therapy. At (very) long last, I felt empowered to laugh at the result and not merely be miserable or disgusted by it. It was like popping a champagne bottle of pent-up frustrations and letting it overflow out into the stalls. It has to be said: if you are a proud Brexiteer, you are going to hate this show. I really couldn't recommend it to you, because you will feel attacked, humiliated, shamed and probably in a woeful minority. For those of us who take the opposite point of view, for one magical evening we were allowed to share in blissful mockery. It was heavenly.
There's a lot of audience participation but none of it is scary. He achieves this in a number of ways, for example, ascertaining who the teenagers are and making sure they're enjoying their lives – then identifying everyone else by their age, decade by decade, peaking at the 60+ bracket. A lot of his material bounces off the fact that he is a straight white male (all the SWMs have to cheer to identify themselves) but nevertheless he likes musical theatre (another cheer to prove that, yes, we do exist). He asks us to shout out our favourite stage musicals – Les Miserables, Rocky Horror and A Chorus Line (my contribution) proved to him that we were camper than we looked. He asks the audience how many of us are the happiest we've ever been – which creates some rewarding and funny responses; he discovers how many of us have been on a speed driving awareness course – so many! There's a cringe-inducingly brilliant sequence where he describes being accosted by a non-empathetic Geordie, the reason why Ed Miliband lost the last election and his take on a girl's reaction to her first period – which not many male comics would be able to get away with. So there's a lot more than just post-Brexit angst to enjoy.
Mr Brigstocke was absolutely on fire last night. His rapport is instant, his confidence reassuring. He's not afraid to speak his mind, but you sense he would be respectful in debate (not that anyone was disagreeing with him). He really lets you into his own private world and makes you welcome. His material is fresh, original and very funny. Two hours in his company was a tonic for the soul. (Does not apply if you are pro-Brexit!) His tour continues into December and I couldn't recommend him more strongly!
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Review – The Eleventh Annual Malcolm Arnold Festival, The Voice of the People, Gala Concert, BBC Concert Orchestra, Craig Ogden, Derngate, Northampton, 16th October 2016
An interesting change of personnel for this year's Malcolm Arnold Festival Gala Concert; in previous years we have enjoyed the performances of the Worthing Symphony Orchestra, operating as its alter ego, the Malcolm Arnold Festival Orchestra. But whilst we still had John Gibbons as our conductor, this year he was wielding his baton over the BBC Concert Orchestra. The concert was being recorded for Radio 3 so I don't know whether that was a reason for the change – after all, other orchestras are available, as the phrase goes. They were on great form though. I'm not sure we've seen this excellent body of musicians before but they filled the Derngate auditorium with their stunning virtuosity and created brilliant musical pictures from the works they played.
We could tell this was going to be a fantastic concert from the first item – Arnold's Tam O'Shanter Overture, Op 61. Mr Gibbons gave us a brief introduction as to what to expect, but nothing could really prepare you to appreciate what an exciting and uplifting piece of music it is. It boasted a fantastic use of percussion (actually the drums and percussion were a big hit for me throughout the entire evening) but the whole orchestra gave it their all and it was a superb way to start the concert.
As a contrast, the next piece was William Walton's Funeral Music from Hamlet. I hadn't heard it before and as it started, it seemed to be taking on an interesting and complex shape. And then, once I had settled down to appreciate it in full, it finished. And not with a bang, but a whimper. I felt slightly short-changed by Mr Walton!
However, my reward was to follow next in what would be my favourite item of the evening – Malcolm Arnold's Guitar Concerto Op 67. Our soloist was Craig Ogden, a relaxed kind of guy, the essence of smart casual in comparison to the BBCCO's formal attire; I liked his straightforward approach to the whole event, not too showy, there simply to make music. He really made his guitar sing – each pluck creates a full, earthy, reverberant sound; the kind of playing where you appreciate each note. Again, I hadn't heard the piece before, but the Guitar Concerto is a terrific piece of music. Forgive me if I show my (lack of) class, but I felt the Allegro first movement could have been written by Mike Oldfield – it would have fitted perfectly into something like Hergest Ridge. This was followed by the Lento, which brought to mind the melody of Jupiter from Holst's Planets suite. I thought both movements were absolutely stunning. The concerto finishes with a Con Brio – which for me was a slight disappointment in terms of the creativity of the composing, but Mr Ogden gave it all the brio it required and rounded off a superb and musically eloquent performance.
After the interval we returned for Walton's Spitfire Prelude and Fugue from The First of the Few. An excellent piece to get us back into the mood – the prelude was full of stately dignity and the fugue really took off, like its eponymous aircraft, with a mixture of cheeky pride and lamentation. A fantastic performance. Next, we welcomed back Craig Ogden for Arnold's short but sweet Serenade for Guitar and Strings, Op 13; another simply beautiful work where the juxtaposition of the lush orchestra strings against the resonant guitar chords really stands out.
Our final piece was Arnold's Sixth Symphony. Mr Gibbons introduced it by way of comparison with other notable composers' sixth symphonies – they often get overlooked. Arnold's sixth gives you an almost complete impression of everything that he could achieve in an orchestral piece. Pageantry, jokiness, suspense, terror, peace and anger. The second movement in particular – Lento allegretto lento – was especially unnerving and spooky. But the whole piece was really invigorating and rewarding – and, as I said earlier, I really loved the drums!
A very enjoyable yet also challenging concert, bringing out the best of both Malcolm Arnold and the BBC Concert Orchestra. Be there for next year's festival!
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Review – JAM Comedy Club presents Comedy at the Ark, Northampton, 12th October 2016
A few weeks ago, a flyer popped into my letter box, advertising a comedy night at the Ark Restaurant, in Midsummer Meadow, Northampton. That's only a short distance from us. I'd seen that the Ark was – shall we say – being underused at the moment; so it seemed not only an excellent idea for it to be the location for a comedy club but also for us to go along and check it out. I'm happy to report back that it's a great venue for an intimate's night comedy. Not sure what its total capacity is, but I reckon there were about 35 or so of us there last night and it felt comfortably full but not squished. By the way, I can recommend the Malbec at £15 per bottle – good quality and tasty; we didn't sample the light bites but they looked and smelled delish.
JAM Comedy Club is new to me and I hadn't come across any of the acts before (although I had of course heard of the final act, if you read on…) Our host for the night was Mr Andy, a big engaging chap with a relaxed way about him, who obviously wants to have as much fun from the evening for himself, just as much as he wants us to enjoy it too. He has some great material, some of which he spins off his own blindness in a way that's genuinely funny – and I liked how he generously bigged up the excellent, also blind, Chris McCausland too.
Our first act was local man Pete Teckman. He's a naturally very funny guy, who you sense has built up his range of comic material from a lifetime of unglamorous living (and I mean that kindly). He had some terrific jokes about… well, sex, mainly; the method of his sperm count test and his personal accounts of enjoying oral sex come to mind, if you'll pardon the expression. He has some great recollections about his German ex-girlfriend, and I really loved the throwaway line about seeing Predator at the cinema. He has an excellent stage presence and a strong, confident voice and manner, and is someone I'd definitely like to see again!
Unfortunately, he proved a hard act to follow, and, given there was an interval as well, it was very difficult for our second act, Anthony Burgess, to regain the momentum that Mr Teckman had set up. For whatever reason, he failed to make a connection in his first few interactions, and basically he spent the rest of his act treading water. He did a fairly lengthy sequence about someone or something called Screech, from some programme we had never seen (Saved by the Bell, I remember now) and it meant absolutely nothing to us. Nevertheless, he has very good comic timing, and obviously can incorporate music into his routine too, so maybe with some better material and a more confident delivery he could do well.
Hot on his heels came the Reverend Henry King, the Bishop of Bletchley. I have a sneaking suspicion, gentle reader, that he may have falsified his ordination certificate and isn't really a bishop at all. It's a great persona, this street-talking, crime-approving parody of a man of the cloth, and at times it really works. His side-swipes at his diocese are cruel but very funny. But I think there is an inconsistency to his material that lets him down a bit; and naturally it's a character that is inevitably going to rub some people up the wrong way. I sensed he divided the audience somewhat; there was an element of homophobia in one of his gags, and that always puts my back up – we're not a sophisticated comedy audience in Northampton by any means, but the one thing we are not is prejudiced. Nevertheless, he is a funny guy; what he lacks in PC he certainly makes up for in attack, and he did make me laugh.
After a second interval, and a refresh of the Malbec (just one more glass, not a complete bottle, obviously!) it was time for our final act, Masai Graham. Mr Graham won this year's "Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe" award, and no sooner had he started to tell it, then someone from the audience leapt in and delivered the punchline. I wonder if that happens to him all the time? He's a class act – he's funny, he's open, he's likeable and he has fantastic, deceptively simple and deadpan material that just gets you laughing your head off. I'm still giggling about the fat badger, and that Royal Mail joke was simply ace. As adept with clean jokes as he is with naughty ones – in fact the clean ones are particularly crafted to perfection. We both thought he was pretty darn brilliant.
Let's hope this becomes a regular comedy club – it was a really enjoyable night and it deserves to become a success.
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The Agatha Christie Challenge – The Floating Admiral (1931)
In which the members of the Detection Club each write a chapter on how Inspector Rudge investigates the case of the death of Admiral Penistone, found floating on a boat with the vicar's hat. The book is relevant to our challenge, gentle reader, as one of the chapters was written by Agatha Christie. As usual, you can safely read this blog post and not discover whodunit!
More of an exercise in cleverness than a real attempt to write a proper detective book, members of the Detection Club each wrote a chapter with the following rules (and I am indebted to the introduction by Miss Dorothy L Sayers for this explanation): "Each writer must construct his instalment with a definite solution in view – that is, he must not introduce new complications merely "to make it more difficult." He must be ready, if called upon, to explain his own clues coherently and plausibly; and to make sure that he was playing fair in this respect, each writer was bound to deliver, together with the manuscript of his own chapter, his own proposed solution of the mystery." Chapters I to XII were written first, then bizarrely the prologue and the introduction. The result is a patchwork quilt of styles and content; the overall effect is one of unbalance but strangely intriguing.
G. K. Chesterton's prologue, "The Three Pipe Dreams", briefly provides the reader with three rather ethereal scenarios, that serve merely to give us the presence of a valiant sea captain who has passed out under the influence of drink and drugs. It brought to my mind those Princess Puffer scenes in Dickens' Mystery of Edwin Drood. As Simon Brett points out in the foreword to the edition I'm reading: "the prologue […] seems to bear no relation to anything in the ensuing novel." No real reason to linger here.
Chapter I – Corpse Ahoy! was written by Canon Victor L Whitechurch, a clergyman who wrote detective stories featuring his creation Thorpe Hazell, described on Wikipedia as "a vegetarian railway detective, whom the author intended to be as far from Sherlock Holmes as possible". He wrote 26 detective novels, the first published in 1903, and died only two years after the publication of The Floating Admiral. This opening chapter introduces us to the character of Neddy Ware, ex-sailor, well-known fisherman; not local, only having lived in the area for ten years; and discoverer of the body of the late Admiral Penistone, clad in evening clothes, his white shirt front stained with blood, floating away in a boat with only Mr Mount (the vicar)'s clerical hat for company. Inspector Rudge is called in to investigate and quickly meets two hearty young lads – the vicar's sons – who take him to see Mr Mount where Inspector Rudge drops the bombshell that his hat has been found near the dead body: "Your boat was drifting with the tide up-stream. And in her was the dead body of your opposite neighbour, Admiral Penistone – murdered, Mr Mount." You can almost feel the shock.
Chapter II – Breaking The News was written by husband and wife team G D H Cole and M Cole, writers of 35 books of detective fiction between 1923 and 1948. The change of writing style is immediate and very noticeable. Whereas Whitechurch had been quite stately and elegant in his writing, the Coles were quite slovenly by comparison, adopting a much more conversational style and concentrating more on detail, less on the bigger picture. In particular, Mr Mount's voice changes from Whitechurch's rather formal and thoughtful tones to the Coles' garrulous and wandering ones. The change really does not help the narrative thread at all, as you can't believe it's the same person talking. It's more successful when we meet the Admiral's niece, Elma Fitzgerald, because her character can be completely created anew. But the main feeling you get from this chapter is one of bluster and hurry, exhaustion and talking just a bit too much.
Chapter III – Bright Thoughts on Tides, was written by Henry Wade. He wrote twenty crime novels, but moreover, under his real name of Sir Henry Aubrey-Fletcher, 6th Baronet, was awarded the DSO and Croix de Guerre for his bravery in World War One and was also High Sherriff of Buckinghamshire. He died in 1969 and I have a tiny memory of him presenting programmes on BBC Radio Oxford when I were a lad! Whilst remaining largely conversational in format, Sir Henry's natural authority absolutely shines through his words and again makes a stark contrast to the Coles' more humdrum contribution. I like the way Inspector Rudge coaxes information out of people in this chapter – not only suspects and witnesses but also his police colleagues. Sir Henry must have had excellent coaching skills to tease further thoughts and explanations out of people. Regarding plot development, the chapter concentrates on the activities of Fitzgerald's maid and how the tides might explain at what time and where from the boat carrying the dead body set sail.
Chapter IV – Mainly Conversation, by Agatha Christie (and therefore my main reason for blogging this book!) Christie decides to continue the conversation that had brought the previous chapter to a conclusion. After sending Appleton back to the vicarage to ask a very sensible question about coats, Rudge asks Hempstead for advice on where to get the best gossip – and Mrs Davis certainly fulfils that role. It would appear that Christie is still in Miss Marple mode! Peter and Alec the Mount boys reappear and pester Rudge for a job in the investigation – it's a very Christie trait for people other than the police to do the investigating – and he sets them off to look for the murder weapon. And trust Christie to be the first writer to pen anything remotely xenophobic in the story. "One of those nasty murdering Eyetalian stilettos. Wops they call them in New York – the Eyetalians I mean…" As you would expect, Christie fills in a lot of detail and raises a few issues that are bound to turn out to be red herrings; and drives the story on with the big piece of information that the Admiral was in the Lord Marshall pub just a few hours before he was found murdered.
Chapter V – Inspector Rudge Begins to Form a Theory, a rather long-winded chapter title for the contribution by John Rhode, the pen name of Cecil John Charles Street, and a Major in the First World War. Under that nom de plume he wrote no fewer than 72 novels featuring his detective Dr Priestley, 6 other John Rhode books, 63 detective novels written under the name Miles Burton, 4 as Cecil Waye and approximately another ten in various other guises. Talk about prolific, he makes Christie look like an amateur! However, long-winded seems to be the tone of the chapter, with Rudge having conversations with the porter behind the hotel desk, and going back out to seek more information from Neddy Ware about tides; and although he gathers quite a lot of information, I found it quite a boring chapter. Maybe the next one will liven things up again?
Chapter VI – Inspector Rudge Thinks Better of It by Milward Kennedy. According to Simon Brett, he specialised in police procedurals, and wrote 20 books between 1928 and 1952. A new writer and a new method for Inspector Rudge – sitting and thinking. Then there are more questions – primarily of Emery and the vicar's sons (one of whom uses the N word in a simple statement that strongly defines the era in which it was written) – and also discussions between the police officers trying to fill in the blanks of the case. We do get an important new piece of information though – why Miss Fitzgerald departed so rapidly.
Chapter VII – Shocks for the Inspector by Dorothy L Sayers. I was looking forward to this chapter because I have long enjoyed Miss Sayers' detective stories featuring Lord Peter Wimsey, and one day I must get around to re-reading them too. The chapter's initial conversation between Rudge and Peter Mount instantly makes you realise what a much more elegant writer we are dealing with here; and also how much more interested in the religious aspects of the vicar she is than any of the previous writers. Of the many little extras that this chapters gives us in the way of understanding the case, is the first mention of the Admiral in Hong Kong back in 1911 – which ties us in with the rather woolly prologue. And the chapter ends with a definite bang (as opposed to a whimper) with the dramatic return of Elma and Holland.
Chapter VIII – Thirty-nine Articles of Doubt, written by Ronald Knox, more known for his religious and non-fiction books than his detective novels, which featured his sleuth Miles Bredon. It doesn't take long, as you start reading this relatively long chapter, what a very different style Knox had. This is very formal, almost turgid writing. As a contrast with Sayers' delightfully elegant style this was like wading through treacle. The thirty-nine articles of the chapter heading are the questions that Rudge poses to himself in his night-time memorandum; and by the time he's written them all out, Knox concludes the chapter, leaving any potential for solution to the next writer! I did enjoy his contemplations about why the body was found in the boat – that for me was the most thought-provoking of his Articles. But, well thought out as they may be, the thirty-nine Articles look like someone saying, I've read it very carefully so far and showing off with their ideas. It doesn't have much of a literary style, and kind of stands out like the proverbial sore thumb.
Chapter IX – The Visitor in the Night, by Freeman Wills Crofts. Crofts was most famous for his Inspector French novels – the detective semi-parodied in the story The Unbreakable Alibi in Christie's Partners in Crime. He wrote 33 detective novels between 1920 and 1957. This chapter follows Rudge as he investigates the mysterious lady who arrives in town late at night. It's quite nicely written on the whole, and I won't say any more!
Chapter X – The Bathroom Basin by Edgar Jepson. This was towards the end of his life, having written forty books all in all, between 1885 and 1938. This brief chapter starts with the surprising news that one of the police officers is related to someone in the book – but I don't think it will turn out to be relevant to the case. The prime purpose for this chapter is simply to prove that someone has shaved their beard off. When, we have a rough idea; why, there are some possibilities and who, that's to be discovered shortly.
Chapter XI – At the Vicarage, by Clemence Dane. The writer of over thirty plays and sixteen novels, her writing career started in 1917 with Regiment of Women, a somewhat controversial novel that included lesbian relationships in a school setting. This little chapter is charmingly and amusingly written, with a deft turn of phrase that makes me think I would like to read some of her books. Not a lot actually happens during the course of this chapter, apart from at the very end, when the plot development takes a huge turn for the better; getting a kick up the backside that it really needed to keep the reader's interest alive.
Chapter XII – Clearing up the Mess, by Anthony Berkeley, one of the founders of the Detection Club, creator of detective Roger Sheringham, writer under many pen names, including Francis Iles' whose Before The Fact (1932) would be adapted to become Hitchcock's classic film, Suspicion. Thus, as the chapter title suggests, it is left to Anthony Berkeley to make some head or tail of the previous eleven chapters. And he does a pretty good job! Finally, the book gathers some suspense as Rudge, with Chief Constable Twyfitt, tie up the Hong Kong background and at one stage I thought it was going to turn into a kind of Murder on the Orient Express, with everyone being implicated in the crime. Although it's one long chapter, it's split into separate sections, with plenty of opportunities for some excellent cliffhangers. And there's no doubt that the revelation of whodunit is a humdinger.
But it doesn't end there. If you remember, Dorothy L Sayers said in her introduction: "each writer was bound to deliver, together with the manuscript of his own chapter, his own proposed solution of the mystery." So we now get to read all the contributors' own solutions to the story. Two, Whitechurch and the Coles, don't bother – so I hope they got kicked out of the Detection Club. Some provided very peremptory solutions, almost a five-minute rushed job. Sayers provides a hugely intricate and detailed solution. Between them, the eleven contributors (we ignore Berkeley who provided the denouement for the book) lay the crime at any of five people in the story; only two accurately identified the murderer, Rhode and Sayers.
And that concludes this little look at The Floating Admiral. It was an interesting book to read on the whole, although more for the exercise than any real literary thrills. If you've read it too, I'd love to know what you think. Please just add a comment in the space below. Next up in the Agatha Christie Challenge we're going back to her "proper novels" and her 1931 whodunit, The Sittaford Mystery. As always, I'll blog my thoughts about it in a few weeks' time. In the meantime, please read it too then we can compare notes! Happy sleuthing!
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Review – Jimmy Osmond, Moon River and Me, Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 10th October 2016
I'm not sure what expectations I had of Jimmy Osmond's tribute show to Andy Williams, Moon River and Me. I wouldn't call myself a fan of Andy Williams, although many of his recordings are absolute classics, and really stand the test of time. I guess you'd say that it just hasn't ever been very trendy to like him. Similarly, I wouldn't have called myself an Osmonds fan, but I liked most of their records (OK when they got very slushy I'd have to reach for the Junior Seltzer) and when we came to see them at the Derngate a few years ago, I was very impressed.
And none is more impressive than Jimmy Osmond – he's 53 now, so I think it's fair to have dropped the "Little" from his name. He embodies showmanship in a very unflashy, respectful, kindly, welcoming way. He is the perfect front man, still with a great voice and a warm personality, not remotely afraid to take the mickey out of himself, and very generous with allowing other performers to shine on the stage. When we saw him in Cinderella at the Royal and Derngate in 2008, not only was it his first appearance in panto, it was also our first attendance at a Royal and Derngate show. So I reckon Jimmy and me go back a long way.
Moon River and Me takes as its starting point, and its backbone throughout the evening, the career of Andy Williams, and how it was firmly linked with the early days of the Osmonds – they guested on his TV shows back in the 60s and it was where they got their first big break. Clearly there was a great chemistry between Mr Williams and the Osmonds – an affection that has carried on to this day, despite Mr Williams' death in 2012. But the show is not (to my surprise) exclusively Williams. There's a whole range of ballads and pop, mainly from the 1960s, as well as an Osmonds section. And it's not just Jimmy Osmond singing – he has two guests: the charming Emily Penny who gives us a fun Downtown and a brilliant Anyone Who Had a Heart; and the amazing young Charlie Green who astonished me with his vocal maturity with songs like Born Free, Alfie and (my favourite performance of the night) Maria; all backed by a great four-piece band.
Technology also allows Andy Williams to join us in some of the numbers; I'm never entirely sure about how I feel about seeing entertainers, who have died, still virtually performing alongside live performers, but Jimmy's duet with Andy on Moon River worked extremely well. A word of appreciation to the technical crew – the show looks great, with lots of video footage and photos montaged on screens, as well as the apparently live Mr Williams at the top of his game. But also the light show was just perfect to enhance but not overwhelm the performers and the sound quality was absolutely superb; not over-amplified, never distorted, always crisp, clear and in total balance so you could hear every word.
As always, when you go to see someone live, they don't perform your favourite songs. It's an unwritten law of live music. My favourite two Andy Williams songs are Home Lovin' Man and It's So Easy – and neither got an airing. In the brief (too brief?) Osmonds section, my favourite song of theirs, Goin' Home, was also sadly missing. But we did get a great singalong version of Love Me For a Reason, a funky rock Long Haired Lover from Liverpool and a pyrotechnic Crazy Horses, so that can't be all bad. From the Andy back catalogue, it was great to hear Jimmy do a fantastic rendition of Happy Heart, and there wasn't a dry eye in the house after his Danny Boy. But Charlie's Music to Watch Girls By was pretty darn sensational.
This is a high quality, nostalgic, entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable wallow in some great old music and a fitting tribute to one of popular music's most outstanding interpreters by one of entertainment's greatest showmen. What's not to love?! The tour continues throughout the whole of October – enjoyment guaranteed!
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Royal and Derngate Theatres Northampton – Happy 10th Anniversary!
It's been ten years since our spiritual home at the Royal and Derngate Theatres re-opened after their redevelopment, and the Derngate auditorium was born. In those dark days of 2006 we were strangers to Northampton, gentle reader, so I have no recall of the impact of the new complex at the time – although I bet it was major.
Yesterday they had a bit of a party to celebrate ten years of achievements – artistic, educational, community-based; and to look forward to the next five years with some special projects they've got up their sleeves – more of which shortly. But it was really enjoyable to wallow in the memories of some of those great Made in Northampton productions that Mrs Chrisparkle and I have been privileged to see over the last seven years that we've lived locally: the Ayckbourn season (before I started blogging); the brilliant early Tennessee Williams and Eugene O'Neill plays Spring Storm and Beyond the Horizon; the Broadway-transferring End of the Rainbow; the haunting Duchess of Malfi; the hilarious Diary of a Nobody; the stunning Bacchae; the uproarious Mr Whatnot (so funny that we had to book to see it again the following day); the incredible impact of The Body of an American; the gripping King John; the challenging Brave New World; and dozens more besides. The associations with Spymonkey,
the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, Richard Alston Dance Company. The annual Malcolm Arnold festival. Great musical productions like Oklahoma and Fiddler on the Roof. All the comedians. All the Screaming Blue Murders. The brash and colourful Derngate pantos and the enchanting Christmas plays in the Royal. On top of all this, there's the creation of the Errol Flynn Filmhouse, No 1 in Northamptonshire's Fun and Games choice on Trip Advisor. I could go on but it would be self-indulgent.
As you would expect, they're not sitting on their laurels (although they're continuing to accumulate them at quite a rate.) Plans for the next five years include creating a brand new cinema complex in Daventry – learning from the whole Errol Flynn experience (which is the most comfortable and grown-up cinema I've ever experienced; a new school for Northampton which places cultural and creative learning at its heart; and, (and this one excites me the most) being part of a consortium of greats to commission new music theatre, ranging from opera to musicals, to be presented in a festival format using a brand new portable venue called The Mix, which can seat between 200-400 and can pop up in situ in a matter of 48 hours. I'm very excited to see how that evolves. I'm reassured to know that they're not losing sight of their core activity either and the new programme for next year's Made in Northampton gems will be coming out in a few weeks – can't wait.
To everyone who works at the Royal and Derngate, you play a part in creating the most welcoming and invigorating hub of artistic pursuits and pleasures. We moved into Northampton at the end of 2008 but I don't think we'll ever be able to move out – I just can't imagine not having the R&D on my doorstep. You've spoiled us, Mr Ambassador! Royal and Derngate Theatres – so good they named it twice. Here's to the next five years, ten years, and happy ever after.
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Starting from the Earth's surface, the view descends into a house, a tower PC, its CPU, and eventually a proton inside a silicon atom, with various humorous inconguities.
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What should be a computer mouse is an actual rodent, yet still somehow plugged into the PS/2 (6-pin mini-DIN) connector that is clearly labelled.
Comic #485 (October 6, 2008)
Title text: The Planck length is another thousand or two pixels below the comic.
The comic is a companion piece to 482: Height, which explored a logarithmic scale from the edge of the observable universe down to the Earth's surface. Depth continues the process, viewing logarithmically smaller scales from Earth's atmosphere down to the interior of a single proton. This combination is reminiscent of Charles and Ray Eames' 1977 short film Powers of Ten.
Starting from the Earth's surface, the view descends into a house, a tower PC, its CPU, and eventually a proton inside a silicon atom, with various humorous incongruities.
From a possibly punning connection between a chip's connector pin to the pin of "how many angels can dance on the head of..?" fame, we are given a joke based upon a 2's-complement overflow/rollover condition, changing from maxint (greatest positive) to minint (greatest negative). A negative angel might well be a demon.
A blood-sucking insect appears to be 'leeching' a torrent.
There is a suggestion that the computer concerned is being Rick-rolled, seeing that it contains the observation (at probably the scale of memory address storing circuitry in the CPU's cache) that there is at least one pixel's-worth of Rick Astley's image being stored at the moment but, one imagines, probably enough for the current video frame.
A "fork();" command points at one of several unlabeled spermatazoa. Both the 'fork' function (mostly in various C-family programming languages) and the spermatazoon (after joining with an ovum, one of which is labelled slightly higher up in a position appropriate to its corresponding size) are capable of spawning 'child processes'.
Peter Norton is famous for being the person behind Norton Antivirus , who is therefore appropriately attacking a virus. Though in this case a bacteriophage, rather than informatic malware.
Showing the relative scale of carbon nanotubes, the suggestion is that these then lead on to a more megastructural Space Elevator, for which carbon nanontubes are often cited as a suitably strong component needed for the cable.
In the electron cloud, the squiggles made out of arrows are Feynman diagrams.
Such a diagram, in the shape of a stick figure, is saying "Sup?", which may reference both the "Wassuuup..!" meme and the "Sup" particle (supersymmetric partner 'squark' to the Up quark).
An 'iPod Femto' is shown (presumably at the femtometre level of scale), as a pun on the 'iPod Nano' (which, despite its name, is not mere nanometres in size).
Brian Greene is a theoretical physicist and pop scientist who discusses the nature of the universe. The picture of him knitting is a pun on his book and PBS miniseries, The Fabric of the Cosmos.
The Planck length is the smallest theoretically measurable distance, due to the Uncertainty principle of quantum mechanics. Planck length is vastly smaller than any known particle, and modern physics is a long way from being able investigate such a scale.
1162: Log Scale is another comic about the use of log scales.
Sizes Accurate on a vertical log scale
[Series of images of characters doing various things. The things they are doing are listed in left to right order]
Man and woman playing in a ball pen
Woman using witchcraft to ban vista "Out, Vista!"
Two girls play Rock Band
Man and woman are having "fun" on a shaking bed.
[Below this series of images, an image of a man on the computer]:
Man is on computer and the image expands as it goes down. Here are the labels from left to right, up to down:
Mouse (a physical mouse)
CPU Socket Pin
32,767 Angels Dancing (one more and they'd roll over and become 32,768 Devils), Rice, Torrent (a bug), CPU, upcoming segfault
dust mite
Data (a pixel on Rick Astley's shoulder), rust mite, fork();
Peter Norton fighting a baxteriophage
a line of silicon (Si), Electron Cloud, a man made out of arrows saying "sup?"
silicon nucleus
IPod femto
Brian Greene knitting furiously clank, clunk
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123.211.217.96 01:39, 3 September 2013 (UTC) Is the bed actually shaking or are the people/person under the sheet just moving on their own? The squiggle lines doesn't show. PS Oh, yeeeaaah! That's what being the first poster feels like, especially on an old comic that hasn't been touched for five years. Until now: at 4:38 am and 50 seconds, 2013/03/09. (GMT).
Three bugs:
1. In the explanation, someone forgot to mention how many stories high the apartment building is. I'd say it's at least two stories tall; possibly more, but if so, the upper stories are all obscured by foreshortening.
2. Still in the explanation, I disagree that the person at the computer on the second floor (between the Guitar Hero players & the bed) is our protagonist Cueball; he's on the first floor, under the Guitar Hero folks, sitting at his computer.
3. In the transcript, that person at the computer on the second floor is omitted.
108.162.219.40 06:34, 13 March 2014 (UTC)
It looks like the comment on Brian Greene may also refer to Noam Chomsky's "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" -adamaustin (talk) 21:28, 13 March 2014 (UTC)
Does the last room on the right contain an ellptical reflector dish? I think I can barely make one out on the edge of the comic. 108.162.241.244 23:35, 22 August 2019 (UTC)
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The RipCurl GPS watch is designed for surfers but it also works great for Kitesurfing. The GPS tracking is surprisingly accurate and really fun to dig into after a session. The entire system is comprised of the GPS watch and a cool web portal which lets you document and revisit your sessions. The watch syncs to your Ios device via bluetooth and you plug it into your laptop to charge it. It can also sync your sessions over the wire to your laptop. Its battery says it has 10 hours of juice when GPS tracking is turned on.
The question isn't really is it cool and functional technology? It is. Its how well does it work for tracking Kitesurfing sessions when it is 100% designed for surfing. The answer is not perfectly, but not too badly either.
When zoomed out all the way your runs blob together, unless you head downwind.
Basically the RipCurl GPS watch is a slightly chunkier than usual tide watch. Its a pretty good tide watch. Tide info is clear and easy to understand. It might not be as good as the Nixon Super Tide, but it gets the job done. The coolest thing about the tide on this watch is that it automatically sets for the closest tide setting via gps. So it automates the whole setting process. Which is nice.
Then when you are about to sail you turn on the "Surf Now" feature of the watch and it syncs up with GPS. Then for the duration of your session it records your gps data. At the end of your session you stop the "surf" on the watch and it tells you the number of waves you caught, top speed, duration of surf, total distance traveled and gps location of the beach you sailed. Later, when you sync to your computer or phone you get all the gps data displayed on a map, its interactive and you also get all of the other condition detail provided by MagicSeeweed.com regarding swell, wind and temperature. Its really cool.
When zoomed in all the way you can't see an entire run in one screen but when you show "paddling" you can see basically every turn you made.
All of these images are from a good session at Cisco last weekend. The first image shows the zoomed out view. Its what the system calls your "logbook" and shows you a list of your sessions and the details that are recorded or entered by you about that session. When you zoom in closer all of your runs go from being one big blue blob to individual lines that you can follow. The algorithm for evaluating your number of "waves" seems to work based on changes in your speed and acceleration. The wave count isn't accurate for kitesurfing but I have found that the more intense sessions tend to get a higher wave count by the algorithm. So usually more "waves" does indicate a better session. But on the Map when you show "Paddling" you can basically follow every turn you made over the entire course of your session. The accuracy and detail are impressive.
You can see the accuracy here. You can see on the beach the spot that I launched and the spot I landed.
It would be cool if the developers at RipCurl eventually allow for a certain amount of variation for different sports using this product. If there is a way for it to show highest altitude or some way to track jumps that would be a great feature for kitesurfers.
This session at Pocomo was a good test for the accuracy of the gps and the shows how cool the top speed measurement is.
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The End: Venom #1
Writer: Adam Warren	Artist: Chamba Publisher: Marvel Comics Release Date: January 15, 2020 Cover Price: $4.99 Critic Reviews: 10 User Reviews: 14
THE FINAL VENOM STORY!
The alien symbiote who bonded with Eddie Brock has been through a lot... but not nearly as much as he has coming. In a tale that literally spans over a trillion years, Venom travels the length of space and time as the last defender of life in the universe!
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GWW - Deron Generally Jan 15, 2020
Cruz delivers some stunning art in this issue. From the epic space battles to the detailed backgrounds and vistas, the art perfectly complements the epic scope of this story. Read Full Review
The Brazen Bull - Charlie Chipman Jan 15, 2020
Venom: The End (2020) #1 is a gorgeously rendered, mind-wracking introduction to what very well may be one of the greatest--and certainly, most epic--Venom stories ever told. Read Full Review
AIPT - David Brooke Jan 14, 2020
This is a dense read but one that is rewarding thanks to the big beats in the story that reveal incredible ideas as biological life fights to stay in the conversation. It's amazing to me that Venom 20 years ago was a visually interesting character and not much more, but here we see Warren take what Cates has built and shown us the sky is the limit when cleverness and inspiration meet in the middle. If you like encyclopedic reads or bang for your buck storytelling don't skip on this. Read Full Review
Graphic Policy - SHAY REVOLVER Jan 15, 2020
While this issue isn't a full history of Venom's lives, loves, and hosts, it's a good starting point. It may get you on board with every awesome storyline that Venom has had, and some of the bad ones. That makes it a first-rate introduction and a must-have in your collection. It's also a fitting tribute to one of the most liked symbiotes in the galaxy. Venom: The End gives us diehards a lovely goodbye if this is really the end. While we didn't get what would be considered a traditional comic, or one-off, Warren delivers one hell of a story. It's definitely worth a trip to your local comic book store to grab a copy. Read Full Review
Newsarama - David Pepose Jan 14, 2020
Honestly, if "Dawn of X" didn't exist, I'd probably say Venom: The End is the most fun comic I've read in years - and even though "Dawn of X" exists, I'd say that this one-shot might be the most concentrated shot of comic book craziness I've ever read. While the finale of this book might be a little less satisfying than the rest of this continuity exploration, this is the absolute definition of a diamond in the rough " if you pick up one Marvel book this week, it's gotta be this one. Read Full Review
Weird Science Marvel Comics - wolfcypher Jan 15, 2020
This standalone story can stand proud as a great exercise in a fun, final What If? story. Keeping up with what's being thrown at you might at first feel taxing, but it's well worth it. Every time I re-read this issue, I had fun! This issue offers a look at the finality of Venom, fighting to save all bio-life in the universe, and with a task that big, this little book offers some big payoff. Read Full Review
Monkeys Fighting Robots - David DeCorte Jan 16, 2020
VENOM: THE END is a great story concept. It sets us up for a cosmic-level tale that transcends reality. Ultimately, though, the book's one-shot format doesn't afford enough space for the story to really come to life. Read Full Review
ComicBook.com - Adam Barnhardt Jan 15, 2020
In the end, the comic comes across pretty inconsequential, even though it lays the groundwork for some interesting origin tweaks. Read Full Review
Multiversity Comics - Michael Govan Jan 17, 2020
A trillion years of Venom can't breathe in twenty-something pages. Read Full Review
Comics: The Gathering - Harlan Ivester Jan 15, 2020
I can't say that I recommend Venom: The End. Wait for it on Unlimited if you must, but I think you'll be disappointed to find a story with dissonant tones in a crazy series of events with zero substance. The art is the best thing this book has going for it, but ultimately, it feels like it could have done more for the reader. I wouldn't bother with this one. Read Full Review
Toonstrack Jan 15, 2020
Honestly not sure how to review this, it is so indescribably insane in its narrative that its hard to out into words what I just read but it sure was a heck of a time reading it. It doesnt take itself tok seriously at all even though its telling an incredibly bleak story but it works. Gotta read it to belive it.
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The Comics Golden King Jan 19, 2020
Cool.Very deep.
This was a lot of fun. It was also insane. I liked it a lot.
Alloy Press Jan 17, 2020
One shots are either hit or miss, with this one being a home run. Warren brings us right in to the madness. The dialogue is quirky and at times feels like a high octane video game introduction or something of that Nature. Warrens take is playful and fun despite the story being so dark and dire. This contrast works well especially when it is aided by such fantastic art with gimmicks on every page that makes each page in a way feel like a story in itself. I loved the use of graphics, like the star rating for the symbiote and its host, although I found the story to get a little muddy with all of its hosts. This comic had some moments of pause with humor that added merit to the way Warren told this story making for a fun read and in a lot of ways one of the more unique comic I have read in some time. This entire story is narrated and again this worked well! The relationship between Eddie and the Symbiote pulls at your heartstrings, seeing the lengths that were taken to keep Eddie alive and what becomes of his mind was interesting content especially for big Venom Heads like myself. more
DDJamesB Jan 18, 2020
While the execution was a tad odd the idea behind it was really cool and although it's a very dense read it worked for me and I cant complain about it.
MKW69 Jan 15, 2020
Little lazy- entire issue was narration, but not bad.
Wolf Warner Jan 18, 2020
Too much going on.. lol
Bleemak Jan 16, 2020
A hard issue to review. It wasn't for me, but it is hard to explain why I didn't like it.
For a standalone issue, it's not bad, but not that amazing either.
CaptnAmerca Jan 17, 2020
Why did they even bother trying to cram that much story into a regular size issue?
Tolkien would have told him to edit it down a bit.
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Every Spring, as the weather warms up, I get ready for my annual detox. I always focus on liver supportive herbs, which I consume for 4-6 weeks. I also make some changes to my diet and incorporate Contrast Hydrotherapy showers to aid the process.
It takes a couple weeks before I feel the full effects of the herbs, optimizing my digestion and lightening up my system in general.
Early on in my journey with herbal medicine, I studied the Traditional Chinese approach to health. This is where I first learned of the concept of 'seasonal wellness' and began to incorporate it into my life. In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), the Spring season corresponds with the elemental phase of wood, and the liver-gall bladder organ pair. TheClassic of Sagely Benefits says that the yearly seasonal cycle begins with the activation of the liver organ, as life begins to stir in the Spring.
In the practice of TCM, the liver is responsible for the coursing and draining of energy (Qi), blood and digestive fluids. The liver's job is to maintain a smooth and easy flow of vital fluids and energy, but is subject to stagnation, agitation and restlessness when out of balance. Since the winter is so confining and we are not able to move around as freely as we would like, the health of the liver is best addressed in the Spring season. Working with liver enhancing herbs in the Spring, helps our body overcome the stagnation and blockage brought on by winter, which can have a depressive effect on our spirit.
In Western medicine, the liver has a highly complex set of tasks that it performs, but two of its most vital jobs are energy metabolism and detoxification. The liver liberates energy from food to become the building blocks of new material, while safely transforming all of the old or harmful material moving through our system. The liver is a giant processor, filtering our blood at an astonishing rate of 1-2 litres per minute.
The liver harnesses and stores energy from protein, fat and carbohydrates, and is also responsible for the emulsification of dietary fats. For this reason, liver disease is linked to common metabolic disorders, which includes - insulin resistance, diabetes, obesity, dyslipidemia, and cardiovascular disease.
The liver is the most important organ of detoxification in the body, as it neutralizes harmful substances so that they can be safely excreted from the body without doing any damage along the way. What that means is the liver is an antioxidant powerhouse and plays a key role in preventing oxidative damage that could otherwise lead to chronic systemic inflammation and age-related disease.
The liver has three phases of detoxification in which hormones, metabolites, medications and toxic chemicals are neutralized and excreted. The third and final phase of liver detoxification involves the production and release of bile fluid though the gall bladder. Bile fluid dissolves dietary fat and also acts as a carrier for neutralized toxins into the intestinal tract, where it stimulates bowel movement and elimination of waste. Poor dietary choices can cause the bile fluid to thicken and congeal into stones, impeding the digestion, elimination and detoxification of fatty substances.
These days medical doctors love to bash the detox industry, claiming that 'our bodies detoxify just fine on their own' which I feel is a very misleading statement. In the real world, where processed food and chemical toxics abound, the average person's liver is under stress all the time.
Like any other organ, the liver is subject to aging and disease, which is now occurring at epidemic rates in westernized countries like Canada. The aging liver can lose upwards of 50% of its capacity to neutralize free radicals, metabolize drugs and detoxify damaging substances over time. But it is not just time alone that can age the liver. A hyper-caloric diet, sleep loss, lack of exercise, alcohol, popping NSAIDs and statins, can all age the liver prematurely. Then there is the invisible elephant in the room – chronic, daily low-level exposure to multiple hazardous chemicals.
Of the 80,000 plus chemicals registered for use in the United States, there are several classes of chemicals which interfere with our hormones, and they are called endocrine disrupting chemicalsor EDCs. EDCs can bind with receptors in the liver that are directly involved in fat metabolism and increase fat storage and the number of fat cells in the body. EDCs have been implicated in the rising tide of obesity and fatty liver disease, and these chemicals are now referred to as 'obesogens'.
The most sensitive time for exposure to obesogens is during pregnancy and early childhood, when the body's weight control mechanisms are still being developed. Obesogen chemicals are found in cigarette smoke, PVC piping, flame retardants in carpets and furnishings, plasticizers like BPA and phthalates found in almost all consumer products, some pesticides, and older generation pollutants that persist in the environment for decades and which concentrate in conventionally raised animal foods (PCB, DDT).
Over the last 20 years there has been a 5-fold increase in non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, predominantly affecting young adults between the ages of 18 and 39. Here in Canada, 25% of the population, or one in four people, are diagnosed with NAFLD. It is currently the number one liver disease in our country and is reaching epidemic levels.
Similarly, the number of gall stones resulting in gall bladder surgery in Canadian children under the age of 18, has risen by 62% in the last 15 years. London based pediatric surgeon, Dr. Sarah Jones is seeing gall stones in children as young as 8 years old.
These are diseases that have always been associated with aging and elderly populations. Gall stones and fatty liver are the result of hyper-caloric diets which result in weight gain, or hypo-caloric diets which result in rapid weight loss. Now medical researchers are adding obesogens to the list of risk factors.
While there is a lot of well warranted criticism of the detox industry currently, that does not change the facts on the ground. Liver disease in on the rise in young people. Our diet, lifestyle and exposure to chemicals is leading to epidemic levels of metabolic disease, chronic inflammation and cancer, all of which are mitigated through liver metabolism and detoxification. According to disease statistics our livers are not detoxing just fine on their own.
The one hand states that obesogen chemicals are harming our children, while the other hand says the levels of individual chemicals in our blood is miniscule – like a drop in the ocean. So what's the truth? So far we don't have any data on what happens when humans are exposed to multiple chemicals at low levels over many years. .
As a herbalist, I live in a state of constant irony because there is a plethora of safe, non-toxic herbs available which enhance liver detoxification, promote liver antioxidant processes, stimulate bile flow and improve the digestion and metabolism of dietary fats. They literally address every modern woe afflicting our livers. Herbs like Milk Thistle, Turmeric and Dandelion root, alone are not a panacea, they do need to be combined with lifestyle changes. But in this era of toxicity where our livers are besieged by low quality fats and industrial chemicals, they sure can lend a helping hand.


This paper describes a complete robotic system which is capable of removing unmodeled objects from a heap, one by one. As it relies on geometric information only, the use of range data is a natural choice. The objects are to be grasped by a two-fingered gripper, thus it is mandatory that the system can see opposite faces on the objects. Two range views from opposite sides are acquired and analyzed. We have succeeded in integrating the range data from the two views in a consistent way. Other accomplishments of the system are: controlled approximation of the scene by planar patches, creation of a representation of the scene which is rich enough to support segmentation of it into object hypotheses and the determination and ranking of grasping possibilities.