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Jennifer Garner Hung Out With Bradley Cooper Amid Rumors of a Split With Her Boyfriend
She's been quietly dating John Miller since 2018.
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Jennifer Garner has quietly had a boyfriend since 2018—did you even know that? Although the actor never said anything about John Miller, the CEO of Cali Group, publicly, now there are reports that the two have (just as quietly) split.
"He was ready for marriage and she just couldn't commit," a source told Us Weekly. "They parted on very amicable terms."
"Jen and John called it quits several months ago. They've remained friends. They just started seeing less and less of each other and finally called it quits," another source told Entertainment Tonight. "She has nothing negative to say about John; they just seemed to drift apart. She says he was an amazing stepping stone in her life. Jen's focus still remains on her children, her career, and spending time with those who make her really happy."
Right about the same time as this news started to break, TMZ published photos of Garner and her Alias costar Bradley Cooper hanging out on the beach with her daughter—and people got very excited that this might mean something was going on between the two. But, as a person who considers herself the world's biggest Alias fan, I can say that it is not uncommon for the erstwhile Sydney Bristow and Will Tippin to spend time together. In fact, a lot of the cast hangs on the regular, including Victor Garber and even Michael Vartan, who Garner once dated.
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Garner at the Versace Haute Couture show in July 2016. Stephane Cardinale/Corbis/Getty Images
The longstanding friendship between Cooper and Garner, of course, didn't stop the internet from doing its thing. "Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper are the couple I never knew I needed until NOW!" one person tweeted. While another countered with, "When will the tabloids understand that jennifer is bradley's best friend for almost a decade????"
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Listen, who knows if these two are anything more than friends—I vote no. But I do know that Alias is now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, and it's a fantastic show with a pretty perfect first two seasons that features both Garner and Cooper (with some hilarious frosted tips!) doing amazing work. If you've never seen it (or are due for a rewatch), it comes highly recommended.
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John Coltrane, Shadow Wilson, Thelonious Monk, Ahmed Abdul-Malik at the Five Spot Cafe, New York City, 1957 photo: Don Schlitten
Befitting its historical stature, the first release of two 25-minute sets by Thelonious Monk and John Coltrane together at Carnegie Hall on November 29, 1957, comes with booklet essays by six different writers, including Coltrane biographer Lewis Porter and Monk biographer Robin D.G. Kelley. "1957 was the year Coltrane truly became Coltrane,"
Ashley Kahn begins his. Well put, though the qualifier is unnecessary. Despite having battled Sonny Rollins to a deadlock on "Tenor Madness" the previous spring, Coltrane began '57 still regarded by fellow musicians as the guy to call when Rollins didn't answer his phone. Before summer ended, he'd followed his May recording debut as a leader with Lush Life, Traneing In, and Blue Train—the albums that started to pull him even. But the real turning point was in April, when he got the heave from Miles Davis, who'd decided Coltrane's heroin habit made him more trouble than he was worth. (You think Rollins's sudden availability also had something to do with it?) Holing up in the house he'd bought his mother in Philadelphia, Coltrane went cold turkey and hallucinated God. Practice became his new addiction. Then in July, he joined Monk, who was celebrating the return of his cabaret card with an incumbency at the Five Spot—the final step in becoming Coltrane, legend says, though until now the scant evidence we've had to back it up consisted of three tracks on a Monk LP and a dismally recorded club tape released on Blue Note in the '90s.
The chance discovery of the Carnegie Hall tapes at the Library of Congress earlier this year created an anticipation not witnessed in jazz since . . . well, not counting the 1945 Dizzy Gillespie–Charlie Parker Town Hall concert that beat Monk and Coltrane to the market by just a few months, you'd have to go all the way back to new releases by Coltrane and Miles in the 1960s, and I'll leave it for you to conclude what this says about jazz in 2005. This month's other major topic of conversation is One Down, One Up, a double CD of Coltrane's quartet at the Half Note in '65, whose selling points are legitimacy and decent sound—these radio broadcasts have been around as bootlegs forever. Though One Down, One Up presents what might be the longest Coltrane solo ever recorded (the title track, at 27 minutes), live Coltrane from '61 on is so plentiful that this just gives us more of what we already have. Carnegie Hall '57, on the other hand, is pure manna. You'd think a benefit concert that also featured Rollins, Billie Holiday, Ray Charles, Dizzy Gillespie, and Chet Baker would itself be the stuff of legend, but no. It doesn't seem to have been reviewed anywhere, and not even the ubiquitous Ira Gitler, another of the six annotators, recalls being there.
But now here it is, out of the blue, and if you're worried about sound quality, be assured that even though the first set is a little distant, the late show is superior to most contemporaneous studio recordings, especially Monk's piano. Starting a set with a ballad is a risky move, even when the ballad is "Monk's Mood." Though called on to do little more than harmonize with the piano on the theme statement and preserve the air of whimsical rumination in his brief solo, Coltrane fulfills these tasks with a lilt that suggests why Prestige's Bob Weinstock once envisioned grooming him into another Stan Getz. Stretching out on Monk's uptempo "Evidence," "Nutty," and "Epistrophy," he's the maw-crammed beast he was already on his way to becoming with Miles. What's unexpected is a jollity that seems born of a determination to dance along with Monk's slanted arpeggios and off-kilter comp—there's even a hint of what we would soon come to recognize as Charlie Rouse's chuckle.
The second set is perfection. Following the brisk, Latin-accented "Bye-ya," the only standard here, "Sweet and Lovely," starts off at an amble and you think it's going to be Monk's feature all the way through. Coltrane somberly intones the melody, going up a half-step on repeat and laying out on the bridge, as Monk offers a series of wry harmonic variations, emphasizing the beat by sidestepping it every time it comes around. The pattern holds during Monk's solo, with Coltrane playing straight man. Coltrane takes a chorus of his own at the established tempo, and then—double time would be an understatement for three minutes of turbocharged racing around substitute chords that points the way to "Giant Steps."
If I haven't said much about Monk, it's because even though the jazz cognoscenti were then just catching up to him, he was already in mid-career form and remarkably consistent (musically, anyway). Ahmed Abdul-Malik and Shadow Wilson, the unsung bassist and drummer, make anticipating his moves sound easier than it probably was. Stride bass was implicit when not explicit in Monk's compositions, so Abdul-Malik dedicates himself to a rolling beat,
which frees Wilson to accent off of it. But Coltrane was the one in transition in 1957. Back with Miles by Christmas, he often said it was during his stay with Monk that he started thinking about the possibility of sounding two or more notes simultaneously on saxophone. The credit for showing him how actually goes to the obscure Philadelphia saxophonist John Glenn, who'd learned the technique from Mingus sideman Sadi Hafti. Even so, if all he gained from Monk was a boost in confidence and a fuller analysis of the way harmony and rhythm and melody go together, that would still be a lot.
He'd moved far from Monk by the time of One Down, One Up. The title track fades in on a Jimmy Garrison bass solo, and following nearly a full half-hour of Coltrane, announcer Alan Grant tells his radio listeners that the tune began 35 minutes in advance of the broadcast, which probably means this was Coltrane's second extended improvisation. The one we hear, based on the scantest of themes, is minimalistic in development, immense in power. Garrison and McCoy Tyner drop out 11 minutes in, leaving Coltrane and Elvin Jones to go one on one. Their dialogue is so fierce Jones's bass drum pedal flies off, but he keeps up the attack on his snare and cymbals. You're more relieved than exhilarated when it's over. Then you ask yourself how many in jazz today could make you feel you had something at stake in a solo this lengthy and obsessive.
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Trump, USA must confront climate crisis. It's devastating lives now.
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Published 3:15 a.m. ET Aug. 24, 2020
Climate change is wreaking havoc on people's lives right now. This month alone, not a section of the country has been spared a devastating event.
The Louisiana coast is staring down the double barrel of a hurricane shotgun. It could be about to experience something that has never happened before — two Atlantic hurricanes making landfall within hours and miles of one another.
For weeks, the nation's weather forecasters, public and private, have been warning that this hurricane season was about to get ugly. Earlier this year, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration predicted a worse than average hurricane season. But two weeks ago NOAA's National Hurricane Center revised its prediction upwards to as many as 25 named storms, of which up to six could be major hurricanes.
The forecast took on particular urgency due to the COVID-19 pandemic stretching health care and first-responder resources to the breaking point. Unfortunately, we are not ready for what is about to hit us.
Marco, the 13th named storm of the season, became a hurricane on Sunday and was expected to make landfall in Louisiana late Monday. Laura, the 12th named storm, will likely blast ashore in the state Wednesday.
Worse and unexpected damage
Why is this happening? Because the Gulf of Mexico is unusually warm this year — and so is the entire nation. And the weather pattern we are stuck in is supercharging every storm and extreme event.
Just look at the damage caused by Isaias, a relatively mild hurricane that came ashore Aug. 3 along the strom battered storm-battered North Carolina coast. But the damage was much worse, and unexpectedly so, up the coast all the way from the Eastern Shore of Maryland into New England.
And if it were just the hurricanes that would be bad enough, but this summer has been especially horrific. In August alone we have seen record heat throughout the Mountain West and desert Southwest, a "derecho" or inland hurricane-like storm that blasted across the plains and into the Great Lakes region and left a path of destruction unlike anything in recent memory. Then there is freakish weather — dry lightning "storms" causing wildfires to burn out of control, creating one of the worst fire seasons in California's history.
Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina, after Hurricane Isaias on Aug. 6, 2020. (Photo: Ken Blevins/ Wilmington Star News via USA TODAY Network)
When I was the deputy administrator of NOAA under President Barack Obama, we believed that climate change was making our weather more severe, but we were cautious about directly connecting those dots. We looked at the data and realized that our storms were increasingly impactful and costly. We started publicizing the number of "billion dollar storms" and tweeting about severe weather to better warn the public in real time when their city or region was about to get walloped. But still the agency was cautious not to attribute any one storm or event to climate change.
What a difference 12 years makes.
Now the public can and does see for itself that climate change is altering our weather patterns and wreaking havoc on people's lives today. Not a section of the country has been spared a climate change-related devastating event in just the month of August alone.
Wildfires, blackouts, anger: California shows us the future of climate change
And yet President Donald Trump is doing almost nothing to help his fellow Americans. Power outages stretch on for days and weeks during the hottest summer in memory — either because of storm-damaged power lines, wildfires or brownouts due to surges in demand in the hottest parts of the country. State and local governments are cash strapped and can't keep up, yet the president refuses to provide emergency funding relief to them.
Trump apathy on weather disasters
There are so many wildfires burning out of control that California does not have enough firefighters to keep people and property safe. When asked whether he would help, Trump blamed the state for not "cleaning its floors." He visited his New Jersey golf coursethis month just after Isaias hit the northeast but did not have time to survey the nearby damage. Vice President Mike Pence visited Iowa, but did he make time to actually see the cornfields flattened by the derecho? Nope.
Trump's major "contribution" to severe weather response is to try to divert money from disaster relief to pay for legally dubious executive orders he made by fiat for COVID-19-response. No prior administration, Democratic or Republican, would have been so apathetic or nonresponsive when faced with this parade of weather disasters. The White House Situation Room would be abuzz of activity. The deputies of all the relevant government agencies would meet there daily to discuss how to respond in real time to the crises of the day — where to send reinforcements and where to send funds. The president and vice president would receive briefings numerous times a day and would visit the worst areas to see them for themselves.
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This was the way we dealt with it when the Gulf was hard hit by a disaster 10 years ago. I visited the region with Vice President Joe Biden during the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. I saw his compassion on display as he talked to its victims — fishers and coastal small business owners who had been devastated. He gave speeches, but more important, he met face to face with the people who came to see him and spoke to them in rope lines and on the docks.
That's the kind of president we need now. One who recognizes the crisis and feels the pain of those dealing with it.
The current president might think that with his Sharpie that he can "script" where severe storms go. But I doubt he can Sharpie his way out of this one-two hurricane punch.
Monica Medina is a former principal deputy administrator at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in the Obama administration and the co-founder and CEO of Our Daily Planet, an environmental daily e-newsletter. Follow her on Twitter: MonicaMedinaDC
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Marie Claire's latest issue (September 2014) comes with a fancy little sample of GHOST's new fragrance, Eclipse. I say fancy, because it is not your usual teeny tiny vial with a spray pump lid, but a lovely glass bottle with a 3ml sample of the perfume. It is packaged nicely, wedged in the cut-out of a smooth foam, black rectangle and upon opening the bottle I was surprised to be greeted with a little rollerball. I think this is a fabulous idea because it means you only use what you need and don't go over splashing or spritzing yourself, meaning your sample will last much longer than a usual perfume sample.
The scent is very feminine, floral and the perfect addition to summer. As soon as I rolled a little onto my wrist, it instantly reminded me of Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue, which I quite liked as I wore that scent all through my school years. It was my mums, but my sister and I helped ourselves, we would've gotten away with it too if mum had used it more often. She obviously realised she was quickly running out as she only wore it for special occasions and we had to be stealthy with our spritzing after that - we made up for it though by buying her a new bottle every Mother's Day. I haven't worn Light Blue in many years, but Eclipse made me remember how much I love the smell.
Eclipse is floral at heart with lotus, rose, freesia and blonde woods being the central tones. It has fruity top notes with apple, blackcurrant buds, bergamot, marigold, peach, mandarin and lemon and then musk and amber crystals as the base notes. Eclipse really is beautiful with a rich and intriguing scent; but delicate, feminine and fresh all at the same time.
I would highly recommend at least picking up Marie Claire this month for £3.90 (2 for £5 on selected magazines in Asda) and trying GHOST Eclipse. I think this 3ml rollerball sample will last me a long time, even if I wear it most days. I'll definitely be buying a full size bottle once I've finished my sample as a cheaper alternative to D&G's Light Blue. It seems to range from around £22 to £46 depending on the size of the bottle and where you buy it from. You can never have too many bottles of perfume, right?


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Q: ¿Cómo hacer función con async y await? Tengo la siguiente función que devuelve un IQueryable<Cliente> quiero implementarla con async y await de modo que el programa no se quede colgado ya que demora en realizar la consulta.
public IQueryable<Cliente> Buscarclientes(string DNI)
{
     CardEntities Model = new CardEntities();
     var consulta = from doc in Model.Documento
                    join clien in Model.Cliente on doc.Cliente_idCliente equals clien.idCliente
                    where doc.registro == DNI
                    select clien;

    return consulta;
}

A: Si devuelves un IQueryable<T> no tiene sentido hacerlo async  ya que lo único que devuelves es una expresión que represente al query a ejecutar y no el resultado de la evaluación de la expresión.
Si por el contrario deseas devolver los resultados de forma asíncrona entonces deberás devolver un Task<IEnumerable<T> o un Task<List<T> por ejemplo llamando al método .ToListAsync()
public Task<List<Cliente>> BuscarclientesAsync(string DNI)
{
     CardEntities Model = new CardEntities();
     return (from doc in Model.Documento
             join clien in Model.Cliente on doc.Cliente_idCliente equals clien.idCliente
             where doc.registro == DNI
             select clien)
            .ToListAsync();
}

En este caso no necesitas hacer await (ni marcar el método como async) porque ya el .ToListAsync() devuelve un Task<T>

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When the fires hit the Okanogan Valley in the summer of 2015, everyone was affected. The forest was decimated. Residents lost their farms. Firefighters swarmed in from across the West, setting up tent cities in parking lots to fight the blaze.
What is the mission of a church? Pat's church has a mission to follow Christ by doing good deeds and helping people extract meaning from the world around them. You could argue that to be relevant in the context of the church's mission, the church had to do both things in response to the fires — good deeds and extraction of meaning from tragedy.
Pursuing an institutional mission doesn't necessarily require pursuing relevance, but the opposite is not true. Strong bids for relevance open new doors into the core of the institution—its mission.
Can an organization pursue its mission and be irrelevant to its community? Absolutely. Imagine a symphony with a mission to present the music of one composer in a particular city. If no one in that city gives a darn about that composer, you can be pitch perfect on mission and irrelevant to your community at the same time.
Can an organization pursue relevance without grounding it in its mission? Many do… at their peril. Institutions that pursue relevance without connecting it to the mission run into problems of clarity and focus. They risk falsely separating their efforts to engage communities from their efforts to achieve their mission. The result is often an exhausting internal battle between "outreach" and "core" activities.
An institution's mission is its clearest statement of its purpose. If community interests are swirling around you, your mission keeps your ship steady. You don't abandon it. You use it as a rudder. It helps you know which way to turn in the storm of possibilities. It provides the confidence needed when you set out to understand your community and how you might be relevant to them.
Institutions with clouded or contested missions are like ships full of mutinous factions. Instead of one shared mission, each department has its own private version of the mission under which they operate. One department thinks the mission is about outreach. Another thinks it's about aesthetic quality. Another thinks it's about rigorous research. When an opportunity arises to be relevant to a particular community, organizational leaders go to war. If they disagree about what the mission means or how it relates to community relevance, they'll never be clear about what's worth pursuing or letting go.
Institutions with clear missions sail right past these arguments. When they know themselves and their purpose, they can honestly assess which communities are worth investing in and which bets on relevance are worth taking. They can train their eyes on the great ocean outside instead of getting stuck in the skirmishes on deck.


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Thinking of painting? Having trouble picking the right colour scheme? Haymes iColour is for you!
Now you can match paint colours from a photo. Inspiration for your painting project can strike anywhere — it can come from the home, on holiday, from nature, from urban environments, from magazines, or maybe you spot something in a hotel or your friend's home that you really love. But how do you know which paint colours are used, or which paint colours would match the colour of that flower, or that sunset, or that ancient temple? With Haymes iColour you can simply snap a photo with your in-built iPhone camera and then have iColour match the nearest Haymes Paint colour to your selected colour from the photo — great huh?
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You can save your scheme for future reference and email it to friends and family, or even send it to your local dealer so they can have it all ready to go when you arrive at the store!
The application is quick and easy to use with intuitive controls; pinch and squeeze your photos to zoom in and out, glide your fingers up and down the screen to scroll, swipe to delete saved schemes, plus much more.
Pick a colour from an inspirational photo and match it with one of Haymes' 400+ premium paint colours.
Recommended Designer Schemes from Haymes' professional colour consultants.
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Mr Fisher and the Hospitality
Off the bat, the sound is reminiscent of We Were Promised Jet Packs, something that has a spiraling, enveloping quality lying behind the jolting, raw vocals. The Albuquerque, NM band has thus far released two EPs, "Stay Safe" and "Our Friends. Our Family. Our Troubles." Each release has its merits, and your tastes will dictate your preference between the two. "Stay Safe" is more assertive and arresting, but not quite as cohesive throughout as "Our Friends," which also boasts a more robust bass sound.
This is for you if: you enjoy the feeling of walking through a lush green forest of sound and emotion
Southtowne Lanes
My initial response after pressing play was surprise. Fortunately, a pleasant surprise. This is some real, back to the roots emo. This isn't format pop punk, this is emotion and fluidity and original punk sensibilities. There's a restraint that makes the raw edge of the music even more powerful. It feels like running down the wet streets of New York City at dusk, trying to figure out why you moved to this godforsaken town in the first place. Several good releases are available, including: "Break Me," "I Feel Alive," "Place Called Home/ Southtowne Lanes," and a 2012 demo album.
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Why does the pitch display on Serato DJ fluctuate around 0.5%?
It sounds like the turntables or CDJ's are not calibrated properly. Please make sure all CDJ effects, e.g. master tempo, etc are disabled.
If you are having issues calibrating your setup, please read the Serato DJ manual on how to calibrate.
Also check with the hardware manufacturer if there is any firmware updates or servicing needing to be done to your hardware.
TIP: If your turntables have been calibrated properly, but you are still experience slight BPM flutter you can now use Anti-Drift to remove this "natural" fluctuation. Anti-Drift is available in Serato DJ 1.9.6 - it's deactivated by default so you will need to enable Anti-Drift from the CD/Vinyl preferences in your SETUP window.
When I do transform scratches (switching between phono and line level inputs) I hear a crazy noise, what's happening?


About 15 years ago I moved back home to Amsterdam, NY. People say you can't go home again but I disagree with that. You can go home. When my husband and I got married we lived in his childhood home for the first year. Then an opportunity came for him to take a job in Rhode Island. We jumped at the opportunity, thinking of the adventure and creating a new life. Thinking "the grass was greener on the other side." About a year and a half later we had our first child. Having a child made me miss my parents and family. I didn't want our son to only have weekend grandparents. I wanted him to know them like I knew mine. Well soon my husband had another job opportunity to move us to Massachusetts. Another chance for a new adventure, we were young so we jumped at the chance. Soon we had another child and were starting to out grow our 2 bedroom apartment. We started looking for a house to buy, but always compared the neighborhoods to the one we both grew up in back in Amsterdam. At that same time my grandmother wasn't doing well and was being moved into a nursing home. Her house that my grandfather built was going to be put on the market to be sold. When I found this out I made the suggestion to my husband that we move back home and buy Granny's house. To my amazement he said yes. He didn't even stop to think about it. So we came home, ready for a new adventure once again. It's been about 15 years and I wouldn't change a thing. Amsterdam might not be a booming metropolis, with sparkling new buildings. Amsterdam is home. Just like the saying, "home is where your heart is." My heart is in Amsterdam, NY and so are my feet. Home is where family and friends are. It's where you plant your roots. I always say I am giving my children "Roots and Wings." Roots to grow from and wings to fly. I can only hope that my children will fly off on adventures someday and maybe live in a town far away. But know that our door is always open and they can come home.


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Metro Detroit includes Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and other groups.

According to a 2014 study, 67% of the population of Detroit identified themselves as Christians, with 49% professing attendance at Protestant churches, and 16% professing Roman Catholic beliefs, while 24% claim no religious affiliation. Other religions collectively make up about 8% of the population.

Christianity

The Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit is the Roman Catholic archdiocese serving Detroit. The Cathedral of the Most Blessed Sacrament is the seat of the Detroit archbishop.

As of 2010 many early 20th century and 19th century churches remain standing in the city. Karen Nagher, the executive director of "Preservation Wayne," referred to them as "churches any city would envy." The president of the Detroit chapter of the American Institute of Architects, Ray Cekauskas, stated that they were "one of the richest treasure troves of late 19th-century, ethnic-based churches anywhere in the country."

As of 2013 the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit had 96 schools with 30,000 students. As of 2013 there are four Catholic grade schools and three Catholic high schools in the City of Detroit, with all of them in the city's west side. Catholic high schools in the Detroit city limits include University of Detroit Jesuit High School and Academy, Loyola High School, and Detroit Cristo Rey High School (which replaced Holy Redeemer High School). Detroit Catholic Central High School was formerly in the Detroit city limits.

History of Christianity in Detroit

The first church founded in the city was Ste. Anne de Detroit Catholic Church, which opened in 1701. The current Sts. Peter and Paul Jesuit Church building opened in what is now Downtown Detroit in 1848; it is the oldest church building in Detroit that is still standing today. The current Christ Church of Detroit facility was built in what is now Downtown Detroit in 1863; it is the oldest Protestant church in Michigan that is still at its original site. The current St. Anne opened in 1886.

Mexicans and Mexican Americans began attending Holy Redeemer Catholic Church in Mexicantown in 1955. In 1955 the Primera Iglesia Bautista Mexicana ("First Baptist Mexican Church") opened and its membership was 200 families by 1960. The same congregation established a branch of the Lincoln Park Baptist Church, the Primera Iglesia Bautista del Sur (First Baptist Church of the South) that year. By 1960, the Holy Redeemer Elementary School had 200 Mexicans out of its 1,200 students. By 1961 the Holy Redemer church had established a Spanish language mass and it had 500 Mexican church worshipers.

As of the 1950s and 1960s other churches frequented by Mexican Americans and Mexicans included All Saints Church, Holy Cross Church in Delray, Most Holy Trinity, St. Anne's, St. Anthony, St. Boniface, St. Leo, and St. Vincent.

In the 1964-1965 school year, there were 360 schools operated by the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Detroit, with about 110 grade schools in Detroit, Hamtramck, and Highland Park and 55 high schools in those three cities. There were a total of 203,000 students in the Catholic schools. The Catholic school population has decreased due to the increase of charter schools, increasing tuition at Catholic schools, the small number of African-American Catholics, White Catholics moving to suburbs, and the decreased number of teaching nuns.

Religious TV program Jack Van Impe Ministries is broadcast from Rochester Hills.

Copts

St. Mark Coptic Orthodox Church in Troy, Michigan is the religious center of the Copts. Pope Shenouda III laid the first cornerstone of the church. Construction began on May 1, 1977 and was completed in May 1979, with the first Holy Communion on May 8 of that year and consecration in 1981, from June 12 through June 14. The Coptic community is scattered across Metro Detroit, with many living far away from the church. Some members of the church live in northern Ohio.

Islam

Mosques in Dearborn include the Islamic Center of America and the Dearborn Mosque.

Judaism

As of 2001 about 96,000 Jewish Americans live in Metro Detroit. 75% of them live in Oakland County. Many are in walking distances to their synagogues. As of 2006 the Jews living in Windsor, Ontario live closer to Downtown Detroit than the Jewish communities within Metro Detroit.

Hinduism
As of 2013 Hindu temples and religious centers had been recently established in Detroit, Ada, Canton, Hamtramck, Livonia, Novi, Pontiac, Sterling Heights, and Troy. In 2012 a Hindu temple built for $11 million opened in Troy.

The  Sri Venkateswara Temple and Cultural Center (SVTCC), built for $10 million, opened in Novi in 2013. It is the first Michigan Hindu temple to be named after a southern Indian deity. It had a temporary location for five years before it opened its permanent facility. As of 2013 the temple has a client base of about 3,000 people. The community operating the temple mostly comes from the Indians who speak Telugu. Many of them originate from Andhra Pradesh.

Buddhism

The Sacred Mountain Monastery-Linh Son Temple is located along 9 Mile Road in Warren. The operators are primarily Vietnamese Americans; many of them came to the United States because of the Vietnam War.

The Buddhist Meditation Center/Wat Paknam Michigan (), founded in 2009, is located in Sterling Heights.

Satanism
In 2014 a chapter of the Satanic Temple was established in Detroit, and the membership at the time was 20 people. As of 2014 the leader is Jex Blackmore, who was raised in Metro Detroit and had graduated from the University of Michigan. The Satanic Temple spokesperson, Lucien Greaves, originated from Metro Detroit as well. Greaves stated that the Satanic Temple chose Detroit as the site its flagship chapter house because of the city's history with artistic groups that acted against the status quo and its underdog reputation.

The group has not confirmed where the temple facility will be located. The group plans to erect a statue of the Devil; it would not be the first Devil statue in the city because in 1905 a German American named Herman Menz had built a statue there.

See also
 Demographics of Metro Detroit
 Interfaith Leadership Council of Metropolitan Detroit

References
 Steifel, Barry. The Jewish Community of Metro Detroit 1945-2005. Arcadia Publishing, 2006. , 9780738540535.
 Woodford, Arthur M. This is Detroit, 1701-2001. Wayne State University Press, 2001. , 9780814329146.

Reference notes

External links
 Wat Paknam Michigan

Culture of Detroit

Metro Detroit

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El secret d'una obsessió (títol original en anglès: Secret in Their Eyes) és una pel·lícula de thriller psicològic estatunidenca de l'any 2015 escrita i dirigida per Billy Ray. És un remake de la pel·lícula argentina de 2009 El secreto de sus ojos, ambdues basades en la novel·la La pregunta de sus ojos de l'autor Eduardo Sacheri. La pel·lícula és protagonitzada per Chiwetel Ejiofor, Nicole Kidman, Julia Roberts, Dean Norris i Michael Kelly. La pel·lícula es va doblar al català.

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Q: jQuery + CSS dropdown menu with "tab" style I am working on my website and I tried to style the dropdown so it will look like tab.
I did it but there is problem - somehow there are parts of the border in wrong color - why? (tested in FF, Chorme and IE9)
This is an image of my problem:
This is fiddle of my work:
Fiddle - Example of my work
How can I fix it?
Thanks!

A: This article does a good job of providing code examples for creating tabs with rounded borders - http://css-tricks.com/14001-tabs-with-round-out-borders/

A: Suddenly I had an amazing idea and I tried it.
first of all I knew that that problem is the white borders I used.
my idea was: to remove the bottom border I made and instead use background-color - it worked.
here's the new fiddle: Updated fiddle

A: Setting the border-bottom to transparent seemed to be messing up the borders and adding little dots at the corners. By removing it it seems to look just fine now: http://jsfiddle.net/4aevH/3/. However if you need the transparent border in there for whatever reason I can figure something else out.

A: If you set the border to transparent or white, she is there and must be rendered, so the corners fail...
Use this:
border-left:0 none;
border-right:0 none;
border-bottom:0 none;

I've tested on your example and it seems to solve your issue! If not, please let me know ;)


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Q: Unable to create a calculated field or measure in Jaspersoft adhoc view According to this help document
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I should be able to create a calculated field or measure for a Jaspersoft Adhoc view. However I don't seem to have this functionality available to me since I don't have the icon required to click on to create these things. Does anyone know if this is a new feature or whether this has something to do with restrictions on functionality due to licencing or something? Is there another way to create a calculated measure that I can use as a work around considering I don't have the correct icon to enable this feature ?

A: What version of JasperReports Server are you in? You can chek this in the login page, on the bottom left corner there is an About Jaspersoft link. There you can also check the license type.
This feature is available only for commercial edition.
So I guess you are a customer: have you tried reaching out to Jaspersoft support?
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ACLAS Technics are exhibiting at the ap&m 2018 in the London Olympia.
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