Super Fancy Pants Adventure is a wild free-running adventure with buttery smooth platforming and a slick fountain pen!
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Super Fancy Pants Adventure is the culmination of a decade of perfecting the Fancy Pants adventures. For the first time on iOS, here comes Fancy Pants man!
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The Fancy Pants Adventures series started over ten years ago by Brad Borne, an indie developer who wanted to redefine video game platforming by making speed and tight controls feel compatible. Over the years he has honed his craft, turning his Fancy Pants games into a worldwide phenomenon with over 100 million plays and becoming one of the top games of all time on Kongregate. This newest version, Super Fancy Pants Adventure, is a culmination and a reimagining of the series into a full-fledged title. Whether it's your first time playing Fancy Pants or your hundredth, Super Fancy Pants Adventure is a wild run!
A compilation of all 12 musical levels with a golden cup in Rayman Legends for PS4, Xbox, Switch and PC. This includes the harder 8-bit versions of the levels.
So, I was recently inspired by some creations on DeviantArt, and I set myself a challenge… to create something so complex that it would cause my Spore to crash. Well, Spore never crashed in the end (until I tried to save it, but I expected that) but I did make what is possibly the most detailed creation so far (that's not a megabuild).
This is possible with the Dark Injections mod, but I simply do not suggest doing it, because you will lose your creation. There's different states of "freedoms" that I refer to within Spore. There's Vanilla, Soft-Cap, and True Freedom. Vanilla is with the freedom cheat, no mods, just save and can't share. Soft-Cap is with a freedom hack and what I limit myself to in all of my creations – it's the point where the creature stops animating. When it stops animating, you can continue to add more parts on (True Freedom) but the creature will not animate, can not be textured, and as you add more parts, can not be saved.
I always stop at the Soft-Cap, so I can finish my creature with textures and show it off. This time, I went far and beyond. And it was pretty damn fun!
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Alfresco Club of GLBIMR is organizing the "Tug Of War" (TOW) competition on Friday, March 29, 2019. "Tug Of War" will allow the participants not only to showcase their physical strength but also their mental coordination and team spirit.
The cooperation & rhythm of team members plays an equally important role in victory, if not more, than their physical strength. It's not enough to have power, it's important to know how to best harness it for our collective good. To win the commotion all the students will need mental fortitude to last the storm of completion and finally win.


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Sunderland Artwork
Sunderland original red Bic Biro drawing is part of my new project I LOVE THIS CITY | COLLECTION. Residing in South Tyneside means I am virtually equidistant from the cities of Sunderland and Newcastle. I love exploring both cities, which have an abundance of history, accomplishment and great North East spirit! Sunderland gained city status in 1992 and I wanted to represent the pride held by Mackems for their great city, situated on the River Wear. Inspiration for Sunderland artwork came from Sunderland's shipbuilding heritage. Also represented is the deep passion held across Wearside for the historic Sunderland Association Football Club, whose mascots are the Blackcats. Sunderland products from the collection will be available from my online store soon. Meanwhile read the explanation below about the symbolism woven into Sunderland drawing. Haway!
Sunderland 2018 red Bic Biro drawing
Celebrating the rich cultural heritage of the City of Sunderland, granted city status in 1992 this drawing depicts iconic Wearside landmarks and acknowledges Mackem pride for their city and football club. Magnificent black panthers, of Sunderland Association FC also known as the Black Cats, assemble on the Wearmouth Bridge. Layered elements include the Penshaw Monument and the launch of cargo ship Victoria City, symbolising the legacy of Sunderland's eminent shipbuilding industry. The name Mackem is mostly thought to have derived from the phrase mackem and tackem, which refers to making ships in Sunderland shipyards and taking them down the river Wear to sea. Striding across the bridge is a representation of a black cat caricature from a 1930's football card. Homage to the city's prestigious glassmakers is paid through the glass like appearance of sections of the Wearmouth Bridge, the sparkling eyes of the panthers and glass tug boats sailing down the river Wear. The ghost like presentation of the little boats suggests the demise of the region's shipyards. Sitting on top of the bridge next to the large panther's paw, is an effigy of what some historians believe to be the original black cat, a stray that lived at SAFC's legendary Roker Park Stadium during the early 1900s. An illuminated twilight setting emphasises the city's monumental landmarks in this deconstruction of the city of Sunderland coat of arms.
Initial iPad sketch for Sunderland drawing

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On the invitation of then Prime Minister Robert Menzies, Sir Donald Bradman came out of retirement to lead the Prime Minister's XI against the touring M.C.C. side.
11,000 people attended the match, approximately 1 in 7 of the population. After hitting his first ball for four, Sir Donald was bowled by Brian Statham.
The Prime Minister's XI lost the match by 3 runs but the result was not important. The original Bradman Pavilion was opened during this match.
3 runs but the result was not important. The original Bradman Pavilion was opened during this match.


← Meaning of being Spiritual..
While channelling Light, we request Divine Light from the Ocean of Light to descend into us and after experiencing Light as Peace and Divine Love, we spread It around. Light is God's Energy. It is full of Wisdom, Knowledge, Compassion and has infinite Potential to guide, help, protect and assist in many ways. Besides spreading Light generally, there is another way of petitioning Light to help specifically – by sending Light.
When we see injustices, diseases and strife which we cannot change, we can send Light. All that is needed is to request Light to heal the place, situation or a person. Since Energy follows our intent, intend that after Light descends into us, Light emanates as a beam from our hearts and reaches out to wherever and to whom-so-ever we denote. The Grace from Light can establish harmony wherever it is needed.
We cannot instruct Light about what It needs to do or what we wish should happen, we cannot instruct God. Light will know what it should do and when. Light speaks to the person at the level of the Soul. Given the Law of Freewill, a person may even reject Light and Its guidance and continue with negativity. Light never enforces change, It supports positive growth. It helps the Divine potential in everyone to bloom forth. Instant results may or may not happen since the gravity of the situation always varies and the acceptance of guidance from Light depends on the individual.
You may send Light to anyone, anywhere, at anytime for as long as you want. Sending Light is a Spiritual, non-religious act of Love and Compassion.
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"Less is a bore," the famous architect Robert Venturi once said.
The buzzword over the last few years has been minimalism. It is seen in the stark white design of Scandi-inspired rooms. It is in the rotations of a 10-piece capsule wardrobe. It even attended the Royal Wedding in the form of Meghan Markle's dress. It is a Mari Kondo world and we are all just living in it.
But if there is anything that's certain about fashion, it's that the pendulum swings both ways. There's an equal but opposite reaction to every action. There are signs that maximalism—a bolder, more intricate aesthetic—is taking over.
Perhaps one of the reasons of maximalism's higher profile is its increased exposure. This year's Met Gala, called "the Super Bowl of Fashion" by Andre Leon Talley and one of the most anticipated fashion events, encouraged flamboyance. Responding to the theme Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination attendees came adorned in headpieces and heavily embroidered gowns.
Last year's theme was also a nod to maximalism. The Met Gala paid tribute to Comme des Garçons's Rei Kawakubo, a designer known for unusual silhouettes and reinventions like clothes without armholes. For two consecutive years, the implication is that bigger is better.
Consumer habits are also skewing towards maximalist trends as well. Gucci is the current darling of fashion. Alessandro Michelle, creative director since 2015, steered Gucci from being just another old timey brand to ostentatious freshness.
Gucci shows are never about restraint. The looks that go down the runways feature layers upon layers of prints, flower coats, and crystal embellishments. The efforts are paying off. Gucci's online doubled in the first quarter of this year.
The concept of maximalism is more in tune with the fast-paced, look away and you've missed it character of fashion today. With so many trends jostling for their spot in limelight, the best way to differentiate yourself from the crowd is through colors, shine, and volume.
A mini dress is just a mini dress—until it comes in silver and layered over an orange turtleneck and orange tights, the way Jeremy Scott did it for his Fall 2018 RTW Collection. By then, it is more than just clothing. It is about personality.
Maximalism is also the best way to showcase craftsmanship in garment construction. An anonymous factory can churn out a sheath dress and make it available for mass consumption with no problems. Maximalism is different. The accouterments and materials used in this style can easily look cheap if handled incorrectly. Take for instance, faux fur. Done right, it is luxurious. But, it can look like a bathmat in the wrong hands.
This is what makes maximalism special. The attention to detail and the thought that goes into the layering of prints and textures is a way to elevate clothing into fashion. It is no coincidence that the periods that embraced maximalist styles like the renaissance are also associated with eras of great wealth and advancements.
Of course, people like Victoria Beckham and Stella McCartney will always have a seat at the fashion table. But, let's be honest here, wouldn't you rather sit beside Rihanna?


I was ten years old when "Short People" went to number two in the country on the Billboard charts and made Randy Newman a household name for about a nanosecond. For most people, it was another of the decade's signature novelty songs. Like "Disco Duck" and "Convoy", the song burned white-hot as a single and for a couple of months you heard it everywhere. How long ago was it? 1977. For most of the world, this song was Randy's introduction. In reality, Newman had been slugging it out in the trenches of pop music since 1968. His career was and is the kind that is measured more in terms of good work than big sales numbers.
It's a fact that some of his songs were already well-established in the popular culture long before "Short People" brought his name to the attention of people that work record store clerks and critics. We'll examine this interesting bit of trivia in the list proper.
Newman did Saturday Night Live while the single was on the charts. I was elated because I got to see him play. The band got down on their knees during the chorus of "Short People." I remember that they also did "Rider In The Rain." Since I am getting old and forgetting details, I don't remember if he did more than those two tracks.
I do remember that I thought "Rider In The Rain" was actually a better song than "Short People." I was one of the folks that decided the single wasn't enough of this particular artist and bought the Little Criminals LP.
I knew from listening to artists like Johnny Cash, Porter Wagoner, and Merle Haggard that music could tell stories. Most of my favorite songs going back to my earliest childhood did just that. But what I heard on that LP was light years beyond what I was used to.
Newman could pack a novel into a three and a half minute song. The songwriting was several orders of magnitude more sophisticated than anything I'd ever heard.
And it still is. At this much later date, forty years on from that album, I can state that I believe Randy Newman is to American music what Samuel Langhorne Clemens was to American letters.
Peerless, never to be duplicated. A phenomenon whose art is more likely to be praised than consumed by the public. Too talented and honest and smart for the lowest common denominator corporate pop culture wasteland, and probably too smart for his own good.
Newman's influences are not rooted in blues, rock, gospel, country, or bluegrass, although he can and does borrow from all of them when it suits his purposes. He loves and is familiar with all of it. He's good at all of it. But these aren't the bedrock of his art.
To really get where Newman is coming from, you have to go back farther. Back to and past Tin Pan Alley, to the days before recorded media when sheet music was king and if you wanted to hear a hit song, you had to play it yourself.
The earliest form of American pop music, drenched in ragtime and the beginnings of jazz, form the foundations of Newman's music. I didn't know anything about that back then. Newman's compositions contained a musical history lesson that broadened my mind and made me far more open to the past than I would have been otherwise.
Being a Randy Newman fan has been a very rewarding experience for me. I don't know him personally, but if he showed up at my door and wanted to borrow twenty bucks, I wouldn't hesitate. He's that familiar to me now.
So here you go. Seven notable tracks from a body of work like no other, and I am including both his performances and noteworthy examples of his work recorded by others. They aren't in any order, and you could very easily create an infinity of such lists for his songs using different choices. Call this a good representative sample.
I'm paraphrasing, but that's what they told him. Newman is not an artiste when it comes to this sort of work. You want sad, he's going to deliver more than your money's worth. Along with Sarah McLachlan's superhuman vocal, this song creates the most emotionally powerful scene in a Disney film since the death of Walt. Compare with the death of Bambi's Mother, the Pinocchio Pleasure Island scene, or Dumbo being taken from his mother. That power is there. Watch this scene in a room full of kids to see what I mean.
Originally hailing from the self-titled album "Randy Newman" released in 1968, this song is Newman at his mean and sarcastic best. The titular Davy is a fat boy being exhibited as a dancing carnival freak by his alleged only friend in the world. The song draws you into the story, as you laugh along with the cruel narrator and ultimately pity poor Davy. "I think we can persuade him to do the famous fat boy dance for you." This line, followed by the sad, quiet string arrangement that follows, provides one of the single most cinematic moments ever done in a song.
Also a prime example of how Newman makes extremely challenging musical and lyrical moments look like child's play.
The challenge for this list was not picking a song off of this recording. It was not filling the whole list with songs off of this album. Nilsson's decision to record an entire record of Newman covers? Genius. The result? An artistic triumph and a commercial failure. The record was deeply loved by both critics and audiophiles, and has slowly gained stature over the ensuing years. Nilsson's take on every song on this record stands as the best and most definitive take that exists, and this song is arguably the highlight. Composed entirely of Newman on piano and Nilsson's vocals overdubbed in studio until he has constructed a virtual choir, this song can transport you. A perfect track from a perfect album. As good as anything off Pet Sounds or Sgt. Pepper? Oh, yes. Go find out for yourself.
An instant hit when it was released, straight into heavy rotation. That was in 1970, and the song is still in heavy rotation. While everyone in the English speaking world has heard this song, not everyone knows Newman penned it. Turn on the radio, start going through stations. Odds are good it's being played right now.
Tom Jones, Tom Jones, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Jones. I can recommend the use of Tom Jones in all situations, but for best results, hand him a Randy Newman song. Newman himself laments that his approach to the song was too low key, and that he cheated himself of a hit thereby. Tom Jones take on the song is raunchy and soulful, impossible not to crank the volume on. Ain't no shame in being upstaged by Jones, Mr. Newman. None at all.
Tom Jones could probably upstage the Second Coming, if you gave him a big enough horn section. And he has such a horn section on this song.
Probably the song Randy is best known for now, and that's just as well. If "Short People" was a monster hit song, it was also (as Newman himself describes it) "the worst hit you could possibly have." This song is sweet, catchy, and timeless. If Randy ultimately has to be remembered by the general public for just one track, this is a good one. So good, in fact, that the kids who grew up singing along with it might one day decide to see if the man who wrote and sang it had any more like it.
From the mighty, astounding, unbelievable, amazing, astonishing, bone-crunching, killer, and classic Hair of the Dog album.
What? Whaddya mean, that song's not on Hair of the Dog?
Well, you got a point. I've owned a copy of Hair of the Dog continuously since 1978, and I can attest, "Guilty" wasn't on it–until I got the import remaster.
The British release had "Guilty" as track three on side one. "Love Hurts" was released as a stand-alone single. Pretty standard practice back in the halycon vinyl era. By the time the album was being prepped for American release, "Love Hurts" had become a huge hit in America. The record company decided to bump "Guilty" from the running order to use the momentum from the single to drive album sales.
Nazareth takes Newman's take on Chicago piano blues and makes it an unearthly blues rock masterpiece. Dan McCafferty's voice was superb during this era; fully the equal to the likes of Mercury, Bowie, Rogers, or Daltrey.
Randy Newman has a new album out called Dark Matter. I haven't had a chance to buy it, absorb it, and place it in the canon yet, but I am going to. I'm glad that he's still around, still writing, and still the best songwriter in America.
It's been a long trip. There have been albums, and soundtracks, and even a concept album that serves as his adaptation of Faust. I've been a fan long enough that even hearing the instrumental material in the background of a film or another artist covering the song, I know him when I hear him.
I'm sure gonna miss him when he's gone.


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Barcelona News
Antoine Griezmann: Playing with Lionel Messi at Barcelona will be incredible
By Adam Goodwin
Antoine Griezmann has been unveiled as a Barcelona player
Antoine Griezmann has said that playing next to Lionel Messi next season will be an "incredible joy", after his unveiling at Barcelona.
The Frenchman, who completed his controversial move to the Nou Camp on Friday, has expressed his excitement at playing alongside the five-time Ballon d'Or winner.
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Atletico dispute Barca's Griezmann deal
"I'm looking forward to seeing what [Lionel] Messi is like on a day-to-day basis in training," Griezmann said at his unveiling. "Playing next to him will be an incredible joy.
Griezmann arrived at the Nou Camp on Saturday ahead of his official presentation as a Barcelona player on Sunday
"I'm very happy, I'm very excited and I'm looking forward to working with the squad and meeting my new team-mates.
"It's a new challenge and new targets. These are important things and I hope I can do as well as I can.
"All of them - La Liga, Copa del Rey, Champions League. They're the club's goals and my goals.
"With Sam [Umtiti] and Ousmane [Dembele], I have a very good relationship with both of them. I look forward to seeing them."
The 28-year-old has signed a four-year contract at the club, with a €800m buyout clause
Barcelona released a statement on Friday afternoon claiming they had signed the 28-year-old after meeting his £108m buyout clause.
But Atletico responded stating that the money paid was not enough, claiming that Griezmann had agreed to move to the Nou Camp before July 1, when his £180m release clause was slashed down to £108m.
The 2018 World Cup winner's new contract at Barcelona will run until 2024, with a buyout clause of €800m.
On The Transfer Show, Dharmesh Sheth outlines the dispute between Barcelona and Atletico Madrid over Antoine Griezmann's transfer
Follow the Summer Transfer Window on Sky Sports
Sky Sports News is home to three new shows dedicated to bringing you the very latest news from this summer's transfer market.
Start your day with Good Morning Transfers at 9am as our team of reporters and pundits bring you the latest news and insight.
Transfer Talk then follows at midday, delivering the biggest stories that matter to you. And join us at 7pm for the definitive round-up of the day's news with The Transfer Show.
Real could rival Barca for Neymar
'Barca-Atletico relationship at lowest ebb'
WBA bosses angry as Barca sign 16-year-old
'Barca sending mixed messages on Coutinho'
And as well as tuning into Sky Sports News, don't miss a thing with our dedicated Transfer Centre blog.
There's also the Transfer Talk Podcast, the daily UK, Regional and European Paper Talk, plus features across skysports.com and the Sky Sports app.
'Arsenal targeting big, expensive deals'
Atletico agree deal to sign Trippier
Ole: I still want to build around Pogba
Azpilicueta: Hudson-Odoi has massive chance
PL Asia Trophy: Who's in shape?
Transfer Talk: Why Man Utd need to sell
Transfer Talk: Neymar and player power
Griezmann nutmegged twice in Barca training
Griezmann arrives at Barcelona
Barca-Atletico's Griezmann dispute outlined
How can Barcelona afford Neymar?


The night before the wedding, the groom would be invited to the bride's house, where a cooked goose would be served in his honor. A sunny wedding day meant good luck, and one way to insure it would be a fine day was to place a statue of the Infant of Prague outside the church before the ceremony.
The traditional wedding ring is called a claddagh, and depicts two hands holding a heart bearing a crown. The hands represent faith, the heart love, and the crown honor.
The brides typically wore wildflower wreaths in their hair and in their bouquets—especially lavender—and they braided their hair to symbolize feminine power and luck. Another accessory for the bride is a lucky horseshoe, which is tied around her bouquet. However, the points must face up so that it can catch and hold all the good luck.
The magic hanky is a tradition where the bride carries a special handkerchief that with a few stitches can be turned into a christening bonnet, which can then be turned back into a hanky for that child's wedding day.
Bells were thought to keep evil spirits away, so for your exit have your guests ring little wedding bells or use them instead of clinking glasses at the reception. To insure good luck, someone must throw a shoe over the bride's head as she is leaving the church; just make sure not to hit her.
A popular Celtic design is the love knot. It is a pattern created by using continuous, unending lines that intertwine. The design represents eternity, unity, and fidelity and is an important part of the ceremony. A four leaf clover depicts hope, faith, love, and luck. A fun way to incorporate the lucky clover is to include mini pots of shamrocks for décor.
Bunratty mead is the oldest drink in Ireland and this honey drink is probably where the term honeymoon came from—when the groom would kidnap his bride for a month (moon) and they would drink plenty of the mead—it was thought that after this month the bride would become pregnant and then the family would have to accept the marriage.
In ancient Ireland, the harpists were said to be the best musicians, so walk down the aisle to the ethereal sounds of the harp.
The wedding cake is typically a three-layered whiskey-laced fruit cake with almond paste. The top layer was preserved for consumption at the christening of the first born child.
Finally, in order to get the newlyweds to kiss, a guest would stand up and sing a song, or recite a poem with the word "love" in it.


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FACTOID # 13: New York has America's lowest percentage of residents who are veterans.
Encyclopedia > List of Salute Your Shorts episodes
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This article contains episode summaries of the Nickelodeon television series Salute Your Shorts. This article is about the TV channel. ... A television program is the content of television broadcasting. ... Salute Your Shorts is an American comedy television series that aired on Nickelodeon from 1991–1992 and in reruns until 1998. ...
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1 Season 1: 1991
1.1 Michael Comes to Camp
1.2 Zeke, the Plumber
1.3 The Treasure of Sarah Madre
1.4 Brownies for Thud Mackie
1.5 Bunk Chief Elections
1.6 Toilet Seat Basketball
1.7 The Radio Call-In Contest
1.8 Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In
1.9 Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
1.10 Cinderella Play
1.10.1 Quotes
1.11 Donkeylips's Crush on Dina
1.12 Mail Carrier Mona
1.13 Environmental Party
2.1 Pinsky Comes To Camp
2.2 Counselor Budnick
2.3 Telly and the Tennis Match
2.4 Dina and the Rock Star
2.5 The Cursed Skull
2.6 Budnick Loves Dina - Part 1
2.8 Sponge Goes To The Movies
2.9 The Pinsky-Sponge Gazette
2.10 Capture the Flag
2.11 Park Ranger Mona
2.12 Ellen Comes To Camp
2.13 Anawanna Incorporated
Season 1: 1991
This season is centered around the character of Michael
Michael Comes to Camp
We open with Dina directing Z.Z. in the hanging of the camp banner across the entrance. Michael, on arrival is directed to the lodge by Sponge who advises that he made a major mistake coming to Camp Anawana.
Bobby Budnick introduces himself as the official camp greeter then shoves him over the bent over Donkeylips. Then, Donkeylips pins down Michael and Bobby pulls off Michael's boxer shorts and runs it up the flagpole. Sponge gives Michael the advice, "Salute your shorts." Boxer shorts (also known as loose boxers or, imprecisely, as boxers) are a type of underwear worn by men. ...
We learn that Sponge was given his nickname because he soaks up information like a sponge, and that Ug was given his nickname because his last name is Lee. It is unclear how Donkeylips was given his nickname.
Budnick and Donkeylips harass the new kid, Michael, who gets in a fight with Budnick at a baseball game that earns him respect and popularity that convince Budnick and Donkeylips to force Michael and Sponge into a secret society. Their first assignment is to steal something from the girls' cabin, getting Z.Z.'s diary, Dina's makeup, and Telly's glasses. Michael drops Telly's glasses on the way back to the cabin and then steps on them during their search. Budnick tries to pin the theft on a random kid, but Michael admits that it was him. This article is about the sport. ...
The show closes with the girls T.P.ing the guys' bunk.
"The food bites, the bugs bite, activities bite. Everything bites!"
"We had Norwegian Salmon. Oh, all the way from Norwege." For other uses, see Salmon (disambiguation). ...
"What if Ug catches us?"
"You'll get thrown out of camp."
"What if the girls caught us?"
"Then they'll beat you up.
"What if we refuse to go at all?"
"Donkeylips sits on your face and farts."
(Michael and Sponge look behind to see Donkeylips smugs.)
"Okay, we'll do it!"
Michael and Budnick
"Whoa, power puke!"
Donkeylips
"Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle"
Group chant
Zeke, the Plumber
When the campers are gathered around telling ghost stories, Budnick tells the story of Zeke the Plumber. Zeke had his nose bitten off by a parrot in the Philippines and, as such, couldn't smell a gas leak created when he hit a gas pipe while digging a hole. He makes a big mistake and lights a match, causing an explosion. The only remain was his toilet plunger that now bears a curse. Zeke's ghost, it's said, wanders the camp trying to find his plunger and anyone who touches it will be haunted in their dreams. Telly and Michael, having touched the plunger, are told that Zeke wanders around camp in a mask. Systematics (but see below) Family Cacatuidae (cockatoos) Subfamily Microglossinae (Palm Cockatoo) Subfamily Calyptorhynchinae (dark cockatoos) Subfamily Cacatuinae (white cockatoos) Family Psittacidae (true parrots) Subfamily Loriinae (lories and lorikeets) Subfamily Psittacinae (typical parrots and allies) Tribe Arini (American psittacines) Tribe Cyclopsitticini (fig parrots) Tribe Micropsittini (pygmy parrots) Tribe Nestorini (kakas and...
Michael and Telly both end up having nightmares where Zeke threatens to kill them. This convinces them to get back at Budnick by daring him to stay out in the woods at the historical location of the site of Zeke's death, as documented in camp records. Budnick sets up a host of traps around his station while Donkeylips wanders around blindly with a pumpkin mask over his head and the other campers (and Ug, dressed as Zeke) attempt to sneak up on Budnick, running into his traps. For other uses, see Pumpkin (disambiguation). ...
On the way back from catching Ug, Budnick runs into a spider web and starts screaming for help, to the amusement of the campers listening nearby.
"I read that there's something in toothpaste that keeps ghosts away."
"How?"
"Well, I'm not sure, but it's something 4 out of 5 doctors recommend."
"Which doctors?"
"Exactly, witch doctors." A witch doctor (in southern Africa known as a Sangoma) often refers to exotic healers that believe that maladies are caused by magic and are therefore best cured by it, as opposed to science or developed medicine. ...
Dina and Telly
"It's a parade of losers! Loser, loser, loser, loser... and loser!"
Budnick
"There is nothing in the world that I'm afraid of!...*runs into a spider web*...except spiders! Ahh! HEEEELP!"
The Treasure of Sarah Madre
The campers gather in the lodge to remember Sarah Madre, the old dance counselor who tragically cha-chaed off a cliff years ago. Budnick breaks the picture with a soccer ball, revealing a secret treasure map Sarah had hidden in the frame before she died. Budnick claims the directions, refusing to let anyone else see them. The other kids decide to buy the directions from him, but greed soon splits the boys and girls. Budnick secretly sells each of them a copy of the directions, in exchange for their boomboxes.
Meanwhile, Ug is busy landscaping the baseball field to prepare it for pictures for the new brochure. He tells everyone to stay off the field.
The boys and girls both follow the directions, and find each other in the woods. After digging all day, they realize that Budnick tricked them - there was never any treasure. They give him everything they found, a pile of garbage. An old hat that matches the one Sarah is wearing in the picture convinces Budnick that there really is a treasure even though he made up the directions. He returns the boomboxes in order to get the directions back.
Budnick and Donkeylips agree to split the treasure, but neither can trust the other one. They decide to search for the treasure at night, rather than wait until dawn. They follow the directions but can't find any of the holes where the other kids were digging. After digging all night, the other kids reveal that it was all a trick, the hat was a fake to get Budnick back. At the last minute, Donkeylips's shovel hits metal, and thinks it is the treasure after all. It turns out it is a water main, which starts spraying water everywhere. the other kids run away, leaving Budnick to face the wrath of Ug, who has just found out that there is a large hole in the middle of the infield.
"Smooth move Ex-Lax! I'm outa here!"
"C'mon Budnick, you're our friend! And you can't put money over friendship! Oh, listen to me!"
"Look! I found a Junior Park Ranger's badge!"
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
Z.Z. and Michael
"Did Donkeylips sign up for metalshop?"
"Beats me. Why?"
"Oh, he was just asking around for a hacksaw and a file."
"What would he need a hacksaw for?"
"Oh, I just figured it out! They're serving meatloaf tonight."
Z.Z., Telly, and Dina
"A file, huh? I'll file him! Under 'D' for 'Dead Donkey!"
"Right now we gotta swear to each other."
"Ok! You're a big dripping piece..."
"I'm not talking swear like that. I mean, swear that whatever we find, we'll split 50/50."
Budnick and Donkeylips
"I've struck gold! I've struck silver! I've struck...a water main!"
"There is a very deep hole in the middle of my infield. Eventually, the hole will fill up with water and the SCUM will float to the top! Then, Bobby Budnick, you will be mine!"
"This is Dr. Kahn.... would the wise-guy who turned off the water please turn it back on... I'm trying to brush my teeth!"
Dr. Kahn
Brownies for Thud Mackie
Ug is upset because no one is coming to his activities except Z.Z. Z.Z. cheers him up and they go on a nature walk to identify plants so that Ug can join the "100 Shrub Club". It turns out Ug is not a very good naturalist, and ends up rubbing poison sumac all over himself. Ug takes an oatmeal bath, despondent that he will never get in the 100 Shrub Club.
Meanwhile Michael gets in trouble when he encounters the camp bully, Thud Mackie. He accidentally sits on Thud's brownies, and Thud gives him a week to get him a new dozen brownies. Michael gets his grandparents to send him some brownies, but Ug confiscates them. With only a few days to go before Thud pounds him, he sends a video tour of camp to his grandparents, making the camp look much worse than it really is. Just as Michael thinks he is going to get pounded, Ug tells him he gets to leave. He finds out he's not going home after all, but staying with his grandparents instead. He doesn't want to live with them and doesn't want to leave his friends, so decides to stay at camp instead.
Everyone promises to help Michael against Thud, but when Michael confronts him, everyone else has disappeared. Thud knocks Michael out, and the episode ends with Michael coming to with everyone standing around him.
"I happen to be one of the finest woodsmen since Betty Crocker."
"You mean Davy Crockett."
"Yeah, him too."
Ug and Z.Z.
"Rule #1: Never lie to your parents."
"You lie to your grandparents!"
Budnick and Michael
"Ug, who did I just puke on?"
"Hey Thud, you better go wash up."
Michael runs away puking again
Michael and Ug
"And here's Ug to tell you what happens if you eat too much of the food here:"
"It causes stomach pain and vomiting, and paralysis to the central nervous system." Heaving redirects here. ... Paralysed redirects here. ...
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
Bunk Chief Elections
Dina and Telly both want to be Bunk Chief for the summer. Since they are both going to vote for themselves, Z.Z. has the deciding vote. They both try to convince her to vote for them. Dina lets Z.Z. wear any of her clothes, while Telly helps Z.Z. score her first soccer goal. Z.Z. promises her vote to both of them.
Meanwhile, the boys are in trouble for putting the goat in Ug's bunk. Ug forces them to help set up for the Indian Council Dinner. Thinking that Ug wants to catch them messing up again, the boys are careful to do everything perfectly. This article is about the domestic species. ...
Z.Z. doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings, so she casts a blank ballot. This results in both Dina and Telly being angry with her. It also means that Dina and Telly have to decide among themselves who will be Chief. After talking they decide to vote for each other, leaving them in the same position they were before. Ug leaves again, while the boys go out to get a soda after putting together all the pies for dessert. Dina and Telly start fighting again when neither will take the win from the other. Dina puts a pie in Telly's face, sparking a food fight that results in Ug being hit as he returns. The girls run out just as the boys come back in. Ug blames the boys for the mess, and Dina and Telly decide to elect Z.Z. as Bunk Chief. For other uses, see Food fight (disambiguation). ...
"It's like when Solomon King had to make his decision."
"You mean King Solomon, when he had to cut the baby in half?"
"No, I mean Solomon King. I went to school with the guy." It has been suggested that Sulayman be merged into this article or section. ...
Budnick and Z.Z.
"This is politics! People are supposed to get hurt!"
"Ug is such a Gomer! Gomer Pyle on The Andy Griffith Show Gomer Pyle was the simple-minded gas station attendant and later auto mechanic in the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show, played by Jim Nabors. ...
"What happened here?!"
"I'll tell you what happened!"
"Ug! You don't think we did this, do you Ug?"
"Of course....I do."
Donkeylips, Ug, and Budnick
Toilet Seat Basketball
The kids' basketball team, the Tigers, are playing the Hurricanes in the championship game. The winners get their name woodburned onto the winner's plaque, but the losers get their photo put in a toilet seat hanging in the lodge. Telly tries to get everyone to practice, but no one wants to have to work to win. This article is about the sport. ...
After losing to the Hurricanes, the team fires Telly and elects Budnick as their new captain when he promises them winning with no work. It seems to be too good to be true when they start losing badly during the next game. Budnick steps in at the last minute and does the impossible, somehow winning the game for them. Everyone is happy except Telly, who suspects something is not right. In the meantime, Budnick bets his candy stash against the Hurricanes'.
Telly spies on Budnick while he is inside his bunk and finds out that he stole the Hurricanes' playbook. After the rest of the team finds out, they apologize to Telly and promise to work hard from now on. They practice hard, and take on the Hurricanes fair and square. The game goes pretty evenly, and with ten seconds left, the Tigers need 2 more points to win. Budnick begs Telly to let him in. She reluctantly agrees, warning him to be a team player. He agrees, but when he gets the ball he refuses to pass it to anyone, not wanting to risk his candy stash by letting someone else shoot. He takes the shot as time runs but it doesn't go in. The Tigers may have lost the game, but Budnick lost his entire candy stash due to his own selfishness.
"How can nature be out, when we all come from the earth?"
"I do not come from the earth, I come from New York."
Z.Z. and Dina
"You know what makes us a team?"
"Oh, I know! We all wear the same color tank tops!"
Telly and Dina
"If you wanna be a winner, you have to learn the 4 F's of leadership: fearlessness, fairness, firmness, and control."
"Control isn't an F."
"Well then it's...it's 3 F's and a C."
"Sounds like Donkeylips' report card."
Ug and Telly
"I came for some drills."
"Great, we'll run the passing the drill, then we'll do the wind sprint drill..."
"No no no, I came for some drills from the woodshop, for my acorn earrings."
"What about the team?"
"I don't know...I guess I could make earrings for everyone, but I don't think they'll look that great on the guys. See ya!"
Z.Z. and Telly
The Radio Call-In Contest
Sponge and Michael call a local radio trivia contest run by DJ Giant Jim, where Sponge wins $100. He trades it in for a chance to win $1000 by answering two more questions. While the boys are all worshipping him, the girls show that he doesn't know anything about "stupid trivia". They offer to help him with the "girl trivia" questions for thirty percent of the money. Sponge refuses.
Meanwhile, Ug buys some cologne from Budnick that turns his face blue. He grounds all the boys to the bunk until he can fix his face. By the time they get their radio working again, they find out the question was already asked: "What's George Michael's real name?" They are forced to give the girls a cut of the money to get the answer. In order to answer the third question, Sponge will have to stay up all night. Everyone tries to help him stay awake and prepare for the third question, but he is just too tired. For other persons named George Michael, see George Michael (disambiguation). ...
Giant Jim finally asks the third question: "What color is a giraffe's tongue?" Sponge doesn't know whether it is red or black. The day is saved when Ug enters the bunk. His college mascot was a giraffe, and he remembers the tongue was black. Sponge answers the question and wins the $1000. However, Ug gets the money, perhaps to pay to clean his face. Binomial name Linnaeus, 1758 Range map The giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis) is an African even-toed ungulate mammal, the tallest of all land-living animal species. ...
"I love this guy! He once did a whole show butt-naked!"
"How could you tell? It's radio!"
Donkeylips and Sponge
"Y'know, there's more to life than being smart."
"Like winning money by being smart!"
Budnick, Sponge, and Michael
"There's two types of questions in this world, guy questions and girl questions. Guy questions are things you know, like how tall the Empire State Building is."
"102 stories"
"Or how fast an ostrich runs."
"27 miles per hour."
"Now, girl questions, well, they're everything else in this world."
Michael and Sponge
"What was in that junk?"
"Mouthwash, cologne from magazine ads"
"What else?"
"blue tie-dye..."
"Tie-dye?!"
Ug and Budnick
"I don't have to be fair, I'm a counselor!"
"No, sorry honey, I can't see you tonight. Because I'm blue. No, not sad blue. Blue blue. Toilet bowl blue!"
"He's just as dumb as me."
"Hey, hey, hey! I may be blue, but I know a giraffe's tongue is black."
Donkeylips and Sponge Weigh In
Donkeylips and Sponge want to join the wrestling tournament so they can win a lobster dinner. When Ug weighs them in, they find out that Sponge is five pounds under the "flyweight" limit and Donkeylips is five pounds over the "cruiser" limit. Telly offers to help them qualify for the tournament. Ancient Greek wrestlers (Pankratiasts) Wrestling is the act of physical engagement between two unarmed persons, in which each wrestler strives to get an advantage over or control of their opponent. ... Subfamilies and Genera Neophoberinae Acanthacaris Thymopinae Nephropsis Nephropides Thymops Thymopsis Nephropinae Homarus Nephrops Homarinus Metanephrops Eunephrops Thymopides Clawed lobsters comprise a family (Nephropidae, sometimes also Homaridae) of large marine crustaceans. ...
Meanwhile, Budnick's latest scheme is to save the kids from eating gumbo surprise by ordering burgers from a stand outside the camp. Everyone goes in on the deal, but Ug catches them using the phone. Since he can't order the burgers in advance, Budnick sends Donkeylips and Sponge to buy the burgers. A bowl of shrimp gumbo Gumbo is a spicy, hearty stew or soup, found typically in the states on the Gulf of Mexico in the United States, and very common in the southern part of Louisiana and the Lowcountry around Charleston, South Carolina. ... This article is about the food item. ...
They go to pay for the burgers, but find out that half the money leaked out of Donkeylips' pocket, leaving a trail which Ug follows to the stand. Ug hits on the cashier, who strings him along in order to get the other half of the money. Sponge and Donkeylips manage to swipe the food bag without Ug seeing them, and they return to camp with the burgers.
The next day, it is time to weigh in again. Sponge has gained enough weight, but Donkeylips is still one pound too heavy. He leaves despondent that he can't wrestle after all. Telly gives Sponge a five-pound weight to help him bulk up, but Ug tells them the scale says it weighs seven pounds. Sponge realizes this means Donkeylips actually made the weight limit, and goes to tell him they will be enjoying lobster together after all.
"Wrestling bites unless you can dress like Sergeant Slaughter and body slam the Atomic Werewolf." Sgt. ...
"Maybe it's a species of lima bean."
"I don't think lima beans have little twitching legs." Binomial name Phaseolus lunatus L. The lima bean or butter bean, (Phaseolus lunatus, Fabaceae) is grown as a vegetable for its mature and immature beans. ...
"Either this is some kind of sauce or my bratwurst is sweating." Bratwurst with sauerkraut and potatoes A bratwurst (IPA: ) is a sausage composed of pork, beef, and sometimes veal. ...
"Hi guys. I come bearing good news."
"They hung the chef?"
"My mom says I'm the right weight."
"Yeah, if you were nine and a half feet tall."
Donkeylips and Telly
"Look at it this way: cleaning up camp helps the environment!"
"Look at it this way: zip it!"
Z.Z. and Budnick
"How could I be so stupid?"
"Well it could be hereditary, or it could be diet, or it could be..."
Ug and Sponge
"How could you be so dumb?"
"It's not my fault, it's my pocket's fault!"
"You owned the pants, you own your pocket, it's your fault!"
"No! My mom brought the pants, it's her fault!"
Sponge and Donkeylips
(Ug pats Michael in the back, made him spit a piece of the burger) "Eww! It was a bug."
"I'll call the exterminator next week."
Dina and Ug
"Great! Just when things are going good, I get this! Garbage!
"All my life is garbage!"
"So pick up your life and stuff it back into this trash bag. Come on!"
"Hey, do you have chicken fingers? 'Cause you'd need a lot of hand cream."
"More garbage! I want you to have my claw cracker."
"About that claw cracker I gave you....I'd like it back!"
Chases after Sponge
"But you said I could keep it!"
"I don't want you to have it anymore!"
Budnick and Michael Fake Being Sick
Budnick doesn't want to go to Instructional Swim, so he and Michael convince Ug they're both sick by pretending to throw up all over his tennis shoes. However, Ug has a surprise for everyone, instead of Instructional Swim, they're all going to the beach. Budnick and Michael try to convince Ug they have recovered, but Ug leaves them at the nurse's office anyway.
The rest of the kids are off to the beach, and Michael is angry at Budnick for making him miss the beach trip. After a fight, Budnick and Michael put their differences behind them to try to get the TV to work, but all they can get is a Spanish language Western. They then become aware of a huge stash of ice cream available in the nurses fridge. But, according to the nurse, the only kids who get to have ice cream are the ones who have sore throats. Michael and Budnick then work together and plot a way to get the ice cream. Meanwhile, Ug and the other kids are having trouble finding the beach. They get lost, have a few encounters with the police, and finally Ug catches a cold after jumping in the water with all his clothes on. Missing image Ice cream is often served on a stick Boxes of ice cream are often found in stores in a display freezer. ...
Michael and Budnick's relationship takes a new turn in this episode and they become good friends after spending the day together in the nurse's office.
"Michael and Bobby are better. They can go to the beach."
"So much better."
"Signed "Nurse Julie"...It's in crayon."
Ug and Michael
"I'm sorry, you're not a wuss."
"Well, thank you."
"You're a MEGA-wuss."
"We've already gone two hundred miles, Z.Z. are you holding the map right?"
"Oh....yeah...."
"Hey, they got this thing on the wall that sells balloons!"
"Um, Ug, Donkeylips just gave half the peace sign to that guy on the motorcycle back there."
"Which half?"
(siren)
Sponge and Ug
Cinderella Play
It's time for the Junior Big Show at Camp Anawana, and Ug has decided to direct "Cinderella". Dina and Telly both want to play the lead role, but Dina gets Cinderella, leaving Telly to play an Ugly Stepsister. Donkeylips is a rapping mouse, while Michael plays Prince Charming. For other uses, see Cinderella (disambiguation). ...
Telly is jealous of Dina's success, while Dina has let stardom go to her head. After it becomes obvious she hasn't memorized her lines, Ug warns her she had better do it or "else". She finally comes down to earth, and with Sponge's help she finally memorizes her lines. Just when everything seems to be going well, Dina loses her voice. It seems like the show is off, until Sponge proves that Dina really didn't lose her voice, she just has a case of stage fright. Sponge tells her to just imagine a giant chicken in the audience to help get over her fright.
On the night of the play, Dina's stage fright bubbles to the surface again, and she freezes in front of the crowd, until she sees a giant chicken in the back of the theater. Sponge has dressed up in a chicken costume in order to help Dina. The play ends and everyone claps. The cute boy in the audience starts bringing up roses. Dina thinks they're for her, but he actually brings them to Z.Z. Dina may not have gotten roses, but she did get over her stage fright.
"So what's it all about?"
"It's about...ninety-eight pages."
"At first I'm a mouse, and I live in a house, and they think I'm a louse, and then I turn into a...horse? Of course? Of course? Hey Ug, "mouse" and "horse" do not rhyme."
"Oh the dark dirty water! the horror...the horror."
"That's not her line."
"Dina! Action!"
"You want Cinderella to put her hand in that, hire a stunt double!"
Dina, Sponge, and Ug
"Z.Z.? You're no longer a flying fairy god mother, you're a..."
"Waddling, ambling, jumping, hopping"
"That's it! You're a...a hopping god mother! You're a god mother who hops."
"Here, take a sip of this. It's called milkweed and bullfrog soup."
(Dina spits it out)
"Not real bullfrogs!"
"Get on the stage, move your feet, cause he rapping mouse is getting beat!"
Z.Z.
Donkeylips's Crush on Dina
Everyone has a date to the camp social except for Dina, who wants Michael to ask her. She leaves a note for him, but Donkeylips finds it first and thinks it's meant for him. He enlists the help of Budnick to find the right way to ask her to the dance.
Meanwhile, Sponge and Michael are helping to set up for the dance so they can be DJs. After Dina finds out the flowers she received aren't from Michael, a search begins to find out who her secret admirer is. After following a trail of clues, a photo reveals the secret admirer is Donkeylips, to Dina's horror. Now she has to take him to the dance!
Forced into going to the dance by her friends, Dina blows off Donkeylips the whole night until they are picked for the "spotlight dance". During the dance, Donkeylips reveals that he knew all along that she didn't ask him. He tells her that he only went with her because he knew no one was going to ask her. Realizing how unpopular she really is, Dina has a change of heart and ends up having a good time with Donkeylips after all.
"What's a 'loof'?"
"A loof is a cross between a loser and a doof."
Donkeylips and Budnick
"Never ask a girl 'why'."
"He's giving off this thick odor of sweat and licorice!" Species Glycyrrhiza acanthocarpa Glycyrrhiza aspera Glycyrrhiza astragalina Glycyrrhiza bucharica Glycyrrhiza echinata Glycyrrhiza eurycarpa Glycyrrhiza foetida Glycyrrhiza glabra Glycyrrhiza iconica Glycyrrhiza korshinskyi Glycyrrhiza lepidota Glycyrrhiza pallidiflora Glycyrrhiza triphylla Glycyrrhiza uralensis Glycyrrhiza yunnanensis Ref: ILDIS Version 6. ...
(Finding out Donkeylips is her secret admirer) "Why do bad things happen to good people?"
"I'm just not sure where to put my hands."
"It's a simple rule of manhood, you put your hands anywhere she'll let you!"
"If my body is a map of the world, your hands stay in the northern hemisphere."
"Uh, Eddie...There's one thing I gotta tell ya."
"You wanna kiss me?"
"No...You're standing on my foot."
Dina and Donkeylips
Mail Carrier Mona
Ug receives a letter from his girlfriend Rachel, saying she's coming to visit him. He is so excited, the other campers don't have the heart to tell him that another letter came telling him the first letter was a mistake, she has another boyfriend and the letter was actually for him.
Michael finally breaks the news to him after Ug spends the entire day waiting for Rachel's car by the road. He is despondent and doesn't care about camp anymore. The kids are worried about him, so decide to fix him up with the new mail carrier, Mona. She is filling in for a couple of days while the regular guy is out with an injury.
It's up to the guys to convince Ug to move on to someone new and the girls to convince Mona that Ug is the right guy for her. After a lot of convincing, Ug and Mona get together and camp is back to normal.
"I love love. It's so...lovely."
Michael, whats that smell? "stanky"
"Ug, there's something kinda personal I need to talk to you about."
"Yeah? Wait...this doesn't have something to do with, like, health class, does it? Because I don't get paid to teach that stuff."
"Ug, come on, we need you to come with us right now. The mail lady's down at the docks and she's waiting for you."
"Excellent, cuz I got this letter I gotta send to Rachel."
"Hurry up Ug, she's going to leave!"
"But I don't know which one to send."
"You wrote two?"
"Yeah, see this one is, it begs for her to come back and, well, this one, it's mostly elevator shafts and voodoo curses."
(all point at second letter) "Send that one!"
"Blow her off!"
Michael, Ug, and Budnick
"I'm Mona"
"Ug"
"I know, it is an awful name. I always wanted to be called 'Juwa'."
Mona and Ug
"In the postal system of life, you're one first class male."
Environmental Party
Camp Anawanna is overflowing with garbage, and it's up to Z.Z. to convince everyone to clean it up. Ug appoints her "Environmental General" but Z.Z.'s heavy-handed approach makes the rest of the kids resent her. Meanwhile, the boys are trying to make some money by selling honey from a beehive they discover in the woods, but the beehive turns out to be full of old magazines. For other uses, see Honey (disambiguation). ...
Dina convinces Z.Z. to get everyone interested in saving the planet by throwing a party for the environment. A foodfight ends the party in disaster. The party created more waste than it stopped. Z.Z. is discouraged until she talks to the local recycling man, who gives her the idea to get everyone to recycle by reminding them that they can make money.
After Z.Z. promises the kids a trip to the waterslides if they can raise enough money by recycling, the campers finally go out and help clean up camp. The time finally comes to go to the waterslides, but Z.Z. and Budnick discover that the kids have decided to spend the money on the environment instead. They bought and planted a tree to teach future campers about the environment. Budnick wants to drill into the tree to sell the maple syrup, but the rest of the kids chase him away.
"Now look inside the beehive honey..."
"You called him honey!"
"Hey guys, there's nothing in here except a bunch of dirty old magazines!"
"Did he say dirty old magazines, or old dirty magazines?"
Sponge and Michael
"This is Doctor Kahn. I am not amused at whoever hung the sign around the goat that said 'This is Doctor Kahn.' Not funny."
Doctor Kahn
"It's now time for the ecology dance. And the lucky winner is...number twenty-eight!"
"All right! I got twenty-eight!"
"Oh, I meant thirteen."
"I got thirteen too!"
"Heh...ninety-six?"
"I got all the numbers!"
Pinsky Comes To Camp
Michael has the chickenpox, and when Ug returns from the doctor Michael's not with him. After Michael gets over the chicken pox he's going hiking with his parents in Switzerland. Everyone is sad to see him go except Budnick, who acts like he's happy Michael's gone. Chicken pox, also spelled chickenpox, is a common childhood disease caused by the varicella_zoster virus (VZV), also known as human herpes virus 3 (HHV_3), one of the eight herpesviruses known to affect humans. ...
It's only been four hours since Michael left, and already a new camper has arrived, Ronnie Pinsky. He introduces himself by throwing Budnick out at baseball. Everyone is excited to meet him, but Budnick doesn't like the new kid.
Meanwhile, Ug has decided that everyone needs to be quarantined so they don't infect anyone else with the chickenpox. Pinsky doesn't like rules, so he breaks quarantine to go to the girls' cabin. Ug catches him, and punishes him by making him roll an apple through mud with his nose.
That night, Pinsky can't sleep. He decides to go to the girls cabin, but is caught by Ug. With quick thinking, Pinsky offers Ug the famous "Pinsky Salami", and it turns out Ug loves salami. The other boys can't sleep either and goes out to see what happened to Pinsky. They hear music coming from the lodge, and finds Pinsky playing the piano and the girls dancing, while Ug eats the salami. Budnick doesn't understand what happened, but he knows he doesn't like Pinsky. Salami Salami is cured sausage, fermented and air-dried. ...
"How come you got a jock strap on your face?"
"Protection!"
"I guess I don't understand how jock straps work." Jockstraps, also known as athletic supporters, are mens undergarments for use in sports and other activities. ...
Donkeylips and Ug
"Who was that jerk?! (Pinsky)"
"Now I know this camp has rules, but guess what, I don't like rules."
Pinsky
"Hey Pin Head (Pinsky), why don't you come over here and salute your shorts."
Counselor Budnick
Budnick thinks that Ug has the easiest job in the world. He just lays around all day and never has to do anything. It happens to be "Upsidedown Weekend", where everything that can be done backwards, will be done backwards. This includes making a camper a counselor for the weekend. Budnick sees his chance to make camp fun, and the campers all elect him after he promises he'll let everyone run amok. Ug crowns him "counselor for the weekend". If Budnick is the counselor, that makes Ug the camper. Ug turns out to be the biggest prankster camp has ever seen. Meanwhile, Dina finds a frog in her shoe. She wants to squish it, but Z.Z. saves it and decides to train it for the upcoming frog-jumping competition. Distribution of frogs (in black) Suborders Archaeobatrachia Mesobatrachia Neobatrachia - List of Anuran families The frogness babe is an amphibian in the order Anura (meaning tail-less from Greek an-, without + oura, tail), formerly referred to as Salientia (Latin saltare, to jump). ...
Budnick gloats that being a counselor is so easy, a chimpanzee could do Ug's job. The two make a wager on who makes the better counselor, with the kids voting at the end of the weekend. Ug gives him the Anawanna counselor guidebook and reminds him he has to enforce the rules or Doctor Kahn will nail his butt to a tree. Type species Simia troglodytes Blumenbach, 1775 distribution of Species Pan troglodytes Pan paniscus Chimpanzee, often shortened to chimp, is the common name for the two extant species of apes in the genus Pan. ...
Budnick completely changes and becomes a rule enforcer, making sure everyone follows the rules to the letter. No one likes the new Budnick that's more interested in punishing everyone than letting them have fun. Sick of his treatment, the rest of the campers along with Ug conspire to pull the ultimate prank.
That night, Budnick is brooding about how being a counselor is no fun. Z.Z. tries telling him not to turn to the rulebook all the time. The campers choose that night to pull the ultimate prank. Budnick gets covered in pancake mix, eggs, and milk. Meanwhile, Dina finds out that the winner of the frog-jumping competition gets a night on the town and wants the frog back. Ug tries to solve the problem, but can't help them.
Budnick punishes them again, but complains they aren't giving him a chance to be a good counselor. Dina and Z.Z. are still fighting, so Pinsky suggests that Budnick try to solve the frog dispute. He comes up with a solution that gives the frog to Z.Z., and everyone agrees to follow his rules. However, Budnick decides he's had enough of being a counselor. He and Ug agree to a draw on their bet, and Z.Z.'s frog wins the competition.
"That's like a wedgie and melvin combined!"
"It's a mervin! Ug gave Sponge a Mervin!"
Telly and Donkeylips
"Why don't you just go swim in the lake?"
"Because fish fart in it."
Dina and Budnick
"I thought we got to run amok. I"m just standing amok!"
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Aristotle said that."
"Budnick is a swine! Let's pound him! Pinsky said that."
Sponge and Pinsky
"Who do you think you're dealing with here?"
"Casper the Friendly Ghost?"
"You're wrong. It's Budnick, the Counselor of Doom." Casper the Friendly Ghost is the protagonist of the Famous Studios theatrical animated cartoon series of the same name. ...
Telly and the Tennis Match
Telly loses a tennis match to Scotty Rex, the camp tennis champ. She decides she needs a new racket in order to beat him. After her mom won't send her a new one, Telly resorts to Budnick, who gives her his racket on the condition that she do him a favor at a later time. Meanwhile, Sponge is trying to collect ants for his ant farm and offers a nickel a piece for them. For other uses, see Tennis (disambiguation). ... Ants tunneling through an Ant Farm The Ant Farm is essentially a colony of ants enclosed between two panes of glass. ...
With her new racket, Telly challenges Scotty to a rematch, but Budnick stops it, convincing them to wait until tomorrow, when everyone can watch them. After announcing the match, Budnick takes bets at five to two odds. Donkeylips is so excited about the odds, he knocks over Sponge's ant farm. The ants get all over the lodge and Ug ends up eating them.
The night before the match, Budnick calls in his favor, he wants Telly to throw the match. Everyone bet on Telly, so if she wins, he will lose a lot of money. She reluctantly agrees. The next day, Telly throws the first set. During the break, Dina and Z.Z. convince Telly she needs to win. Telly throws out Budnick's racket in favor of her own racket. She comes back and wins now that she doesn't have to honor her promise to Budnick. Budnick ends up having to pay out to the rest of the campers.
"Hey, Budnick. What's your racquet?"
"Mostly candy, but a few fake I.D.s."
Telly, and Budnick
"Ants have different personalities. There's leaders, followers, wimps, and bullies. The ants in this jar are just like the kids at camp!"
"Yeah? Well which one is Dina? I want to put my ant next to her so they can fall in love!"
"I'm afraid that relationship wouldn't work, Donkeylips."
"Why? My ant isn't cool enough?"
"Your ant is not an ant. It's a chocolate sprinkle! From your ice cream cone!"
"I can't believe any thinking human being is so hung up on material possessions."
"You don't have a lot of hand-me-downs do you?
"Well I do, but in my family we call them antiques."
"My pepper's moving!"
Dina and the Rock Star
Dina promises everyone that she will get Jamie Mallet Jr., a huge rock star, to perform at the camp dance. She finds out that Jamie is staying at a nearby camp to relax and get some rest from the celebrity lifestyle. Dina tricks him into thinking the camp he is at is too dangerous and to come and relax at Camp Anawanna. When he arrives, he is overrun by fans. Dina then gets angry when Jamie spends most of his time hanging out with Pinskey instead of her, because Pinskey isn't treating him like a celebrity. As revenge, she spreads lies about Jamie through the camp which sparks a food fight in which she gets accused of starting & is punished by Ug.
The Cursed Skull
It's really hot at Camp Anawanna, and the girls' tempers are short. After an argument, they decide to move to different bunks. While they are fighting, the guys are better friends than ever. Budnick found an old cow skull at the Sacred Caves, and they decide to form a secret society, "The Order of the Skull." Z.Z. warns them it's the Cursed Skull, and bad things happen when it's around. Sure enough, unlucky things start to happen to everybody. Ug warns Budnick to get rid of it, but Budnick refuses. The girls decide to take the matter into their own hands, and return it to the cave themselves. They are stuck together one last night before they move.
By the time the girls get to the cave, it's too late to go back. They have to spend the night in the cave. They discover the town has been using the cave as a dump, there's all kinds of great junk to pass the time. Meanwhile, the boys are being initiated into the Order of the Skull. The final ordeal is to clip a single nose hair from Ug.
As the night goes on, the girls start to have fun being with each other again. The boys however, find out they have gone through the grueling initiations for nothing, the skull is missing. And Ug is not happy about the cut in his nose the boys caused while getting the hair. When the girls return to camp, they find the boys being punished and fighting among themselves. But the girls have decided to stay together for the rest of the summer.
Budnick Loves Dina - Part 1
Budnick and Pinsky are sitting in the lodge when Dina walks in. Pinsky notices that Budnick is in love with her. Budnick tries to get Dina to like him, but she is not very receptive. Meanwhile, Sponge and Donkeylips belong to the Super Indian Scouts, and are trying to earn various merit badges and Telly and Pinsky have hurt their knees in a three-legged race. While he's recovering, Pinsky suggests Budnick write a song to tell Dina how he feels.
Telly and Dina find out that Budnick likes Dina. Z.Z. knows Budnick likes one of them, but she doesn't know who. Telly and Dina tell her it's her, and she becomes love-struck. She is so excited when Budnick comes to the lodge singing, she thinks it's for her. He walks by her though, and ends up humiliating her and Dina both. Dina throws food in Budnick's face. To top things off, everyone except Budnick and Dina end up hurting their knees in various ways.
Budnick goes to the girls' bunk, but Dina runs off. Budnick apologizes to Z.Z., who sees that Budnick is really a nice guy. She tells him to tell Dina what he just told her, and she will probably go to the social with him. He can't find Dina though, so Budnick enlists the aid of Sponge and Donkeylips, who are excellent trackers due to their Super Indian Scout training. They find her out in the lake.
Budnick apologizes to Dina, who decides maybe Budnick isn't so bad after all. Everyone sees Budnick get in the boat with Dina, including Z.Z. She is upset to see Dina forgive Budnick after all.
"That girl is breathtaking. That girl is amazing."
"That girl is Dina."
Budnick and Pinsky
"Tender armpits happen to run in my family."
"Too bad that's the only thing that can run in your family."
Pinsky and Telly
"You've just described a combination of Mother Teresa, Madonna, and Flipper. I don't think there was much Dina in there." Mother Teresa (born Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu IPA: ) (August 26, 1910 – September 5, 1997) was a Roman Catholic nun who founded the Missionaries of Charity and won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 for her humanitarian work. ... This article is about the American entertainer. ... Look up flipper in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...
"Now how many times have I told you guys there's not supposed to be any running in the Lodge."
"Technically, running was not our problem. We collided. There should be no colliding in the Lodge."
"I think Budnick has a crush on Dina."
"Z.Z. has a crush on Budnick."
"And I think Telly is actually crushing Pinsky."
Dina Alexander: How's your head, Ug? Ug: Fine, but do you guys hear this really high-pitched... [Ug makes a beeping sound] Z.Z., Dina Alexander: No. Ug: Or this low pitched sound sort of womp... womp... Z.Z., Dina Alexander: No. Ug: So I guess that brontosaurus tap dancing in the corner isn't real, hun? Z.Z., Dina Alexander: No. Ug: I think I better go put some more ice on my head. Z.Z.: You go do that, Ug, now...
Z.Z. and Telly can't believe Dina likes Budnick. She goes out on a walk with him, and everyone spies on them. Dina wants Budnick to pound them, but he tells her he has changed to become a classy guy for her. Their first date is a disaster. She's disappointed that he's not the bad boy he was before.
After Dina starts a food fight and Budnick stops it, Dina realizes he's changed for the worse. She would rather have the old than the new Budnick as her boyfriend. She realizes she has to break up with him. The next morning, she tries to break up with him, but he tells her he can't live without her.
It's on to plan B. Pinsky tells Dina she will have to get him to break up with her. She starts to do all kinds of mean things to change his mind about her. The worst part comes when she tells him he has to cut his hair. Meanwhile, Sponge and Donkeylips need one more merit badge to go on a camping trip. They have to start a survival fire without matches, but they can't seem to do it. Z.Z. starts the fire with Sponge's glasses, so everyone can go on the trip.
The time comes for Dina to cut Budnick's hair, but in the end he can't go through with it. He breaks up with her, and finally everything is back to normal. The old Budnick is back. Yet, Dina seems broken up by it.
"I don't know what you're thinking with, but it's certainly not your brain."
"Before he was like a Tootsie Pop. Hard outside, but sweet inside. Now...he's just chewed up marshmallow goo." The Tootsie Pop is a hard candy lollipop with a Tootsie Roll filling at its center. ...
"Be mean."
"Be cunning."
"Be ruthless."
"Be yourself."
Sponge, Z.Z., Donkeylips, and Telly
"Maybe if I eat cake, it will make my knee feel better."
Sponge Goes To The Movies
After sleeping through the camp's "Club Choice Day," Pinskey ends up in Sponge's computer club. He then decides to use the camp's outside modem line to make long distance phone calls. Sponge gets blamed for all the calls. To try to make it up to him, Pinskey invites Sponge on a date with him and two girls from another camp.
The Pinsky-Sponge Gazette
Pinskey and Sponge start a camp newspaper. While Sponge is writing actual news stories, Pinskey starts a gossip column, which soon becomes very popular. When he writes that Telly may have cheated at a recent sports event, it starts to get everyone into trouble.
Donkeylips wants to play on the offensive side of the camp's Capture the Flag team, but even though he knows the strategy, he is put on defense because he is so slow. But when the offensive crew is captured by the enemy, it is up to Donkeylips to lead the defense team to save the day.
Park Ranger Mona
Mona Tibbs, the mail lady, has joined the park service to be closer to Ug. He thinks this is good because she will go easy on the camp when she comes to inspect it. Instead, she nitpicks every little thing and reports the camp for several infractions. The campers decide to make it worse by pointing out more flaws, hoping to be put in a hotel while the camp is fixed if it is shut down. They find out, however, that they would be transferred to other camps. They quickly set out to clean up camp and help Mona and Ug patch things up.
Ellen Comes To Camp
Ellen, Dr. Kahn's niece, comes to visit camp, and Ug orders the campers to treat her like royalty. She is a real brat and the gang is ready to use vigilante justice on her, but Ug, though he is also bothered by Ellen, stops them because he is trying to get a raise. The gang decides to try the silent treatment, which sends Ellen over the edge. In the end, the gang gets the ultimate revenge, and Ug gets his raise for teaching Ellen a lesson.
Anawanna Incorporated
The campers start a birdhouse company for career day. Dina is appointed leader and Donkeylips is put in charge of production. After seeing how the others are being lazy, Donkeylips and his workers go on strike. Meanwhile, Ug and Sponge search for items to put in the Camp Anawanna time capsule. In the end, the kids decide to use their earned money to purchase a maple tree instead of a trip to a water slide.
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Media credentials for coverage of the Ladies Masters will be issued to WORKING MEDIA REPRESENTATIVES ONLY, and under no circumstances are to be requested for use as tournament passes. Any use of credentials for purposes other than coverage of the tournament will result in the credentials being revoked.
Credentials are NON-TRANSFERABLE, and must be claimed by the person to whom accreditation was originally granted.
SEATING in the working media area is limited, and will be made available to only those journalists producing materials for print or broadcast deadlines.
PHOTOGRAPHERS' CREDENTIALS will be limited to daily newspapers, major sports and news magazines, wire services and television cameramen required for coverage of the tournament.
Interview requests are granted after play. Players are not to be distracted during play. Do not request or ask players to pose for photographs during their rounds or practice sessions prior to their rounds.
Under the Rules of Golf, a player turning in an incorrect scorecard in stroke play is disqualified. At the 9th and 18th greens, a player must not be delayed or distracted until he has checked, signed and returned his scorecard to the proper official. REMAIN WELL OUTSIDE THE SCORING AREA.
Do not walk or stand in playing areas. Please follow the directions of marshals and tournament officials.
Do not walk or stand in practice areas. Media are not allowed on the putting green or within the ropes in the practice tee area.
All tape-recorded work must be done in the proximity of the Media Centre or Clubhouse.
The Media Centre is reserved for working press and media officials only. Please understand that guests cannot be admitted.
The photography/media photo pocket regulations are a condition of the privilege of covering the event and must be adhered to. Co-operation in abiding by these regulations is expected.
During the tournament days, players in the lead will be brought to the Media Centre for a mass interview immediately after leaving the scoring area.
The mass interview will be accorded priority over one-on-one interviews. However, there will be instances in which TV interviews will be granted with the leaders before proceeding to the Media Centre. These interviews will be POOLED immediately after the player leaves the scoring area.
For one-on-one and individual TV interviews, please consult the on-site Media Centre Manager.
After the final round, the runner(s)-up will be escorted to the Media Centre first; the winner last. As soon as the ceremony is completed, the above procedure will be followed.
Your co-operation in abiding by the rules will be much appreciated by players, spectators and officials.
The Tour's photography regulations are designed to protect the competitive environment of each player. The following rules must be adhered to by all accredited news and television photographers, and motion picture cameramen as a condition of taking pictures throughout the tournament.
A photographer must not ask a player to pose during a round.
A camera must not be pointed at a player about to make a stroke in any manner that might tend to disturb him or distract his attention.
At the 9th and 18th greens, photographers must not approach, delay or distract a player until he has checked, signed and returned her scorecard to the proper official. REMAIN WELL OUTSIDE THE SCORING AREA. Under the Rules of Golf, a player turning in an incorrect scorecard in stroke play is disqualified.
Only photographers/cameramen who have been issued photo pocket flashes will be permitted inside gallery lines. They must station themselves immediately inside such lines, and NOT MORE THAN ARM'S LENGTH FROM THE LINES, so as to blend into the gallery and appear to be part of the gallery. They must not choose conspicuous positions in the open.
Tour officials reserve the right to modify this regulation at any time and to designate limited photo areas if called for.
Avoid sudden movements when located in peripheral vision of golfer(s).
Close-up action shots are prohibited. All pictures must be taken at appreciable distances, as far from players as possible and from angles that are not acute to the line of play.
Use of golf carts by news or television photographers is strictly prohibited.
If a player or official requests that no photographs be taken in a particular situation, the request must be honoured without discussion.
Photographers must not release their camera shutters from any distance until the player has struck the ball.


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Gene Chague | Berkshire Woods and Waters: Pandemic roars back, raising havoc with outdoor sportsmen
STEPHANIE ZOLLSHAN — THE BERKSHIRE EAGLE Joseph Archey fly fishes in the rushing spring waters of the Housatonic River in Lee back in May.
Stephanie Zollshan
Due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, the annual New England edition of The Fly Fishing Show in Marlborough, Mass. has been postponed until 2022. IMAGE PROVIDED
Joseph Archey fly fishes in the rushing spring waters of the Housatonic River in Lee back in May.
STEPHANIE ZOLLSHAN — THE BERKSHIRE EAGLE
By Gene Chague, Eagle Outdoors columnist
Gene Chague
Just when things were starting to get back to normal, COVID-19 reared its ugly head and is on a rampage again.
Sporting clubs which were starting to get back to normal while abiding by mandated safety procedures are dealing with another setback. Not the least of which is the Berkshire County League of Sportsmen (BCLS). After its second consecutive monthly meeting which was held in November, it was announced by the Executive Committee that, until further notice, monthly meetings have been once again cancelled. That means that there is a strong possibility that the annual Silvio O. Conte Sportsmen's Recognition Banquet and awards normally held in April may have to be postponed for a second consecutive year. Individuals who were scheduled to receive awards last April will not be forgotten and will be awarded as soon we are past this plague.
In the meantime, Wayne McLain, current president of the BCLS announced that if sportsmen have urgent business which must be brought to the attention of the League, they should contact any member of its Executive Committee. That committee can address the issues by live streaming with one another from their homes. You can e-mail the members of the committee as follows: Wayne McLain, president at wmclainhunt@gmail.com, Robert McCarthy, VP at REMcCarthyJr@gmail.com, Dan Kruszyna, treasurer at krusdan@aol.com and myself, secretary at Berkwoodsandwaters@roadrunner.com.
Also, in a news release Ben Furimsky, president and CEO of The Fly Fishing Show, recently wrote that (fly fishermen) are no doubt painfully aware of the ongoing medical battle with COVID-19 mixed with local and state show attendance regulations, including numbers of attendees allowed, has severely impacted the fly-fishing industry with dramatic changes for the 2021 Fly Fishing Show. After seemingly endless negotiations with show sites, hotels and government health agencies, the Fly Fishing Show was reluctantly forced to make changes to its 2021 schedule. As a result, the Marlborough, Mass. and Edison, N.J. Fly Fishing shows are postponed until year 2022. The shows in Lancaster, Pa. currently scheduled for March 6 and 7, Atlanta, Ga. scheduled for Feb. 5 and 6 and Pleasanton, Calif. scheduled for Feb. 19, 20 and 21 are still on. Announcement of any changes to the three final show sites and dates will be made when confirmed.
"Changes in the Fly Fishing Show schedule due to the coronavirus have impacted the lives and businesses of hundreds of exhibitors including guide services, international tackle manufacturers, specialized travel booking agencies, artists and retailers plus hundreds of personalities, seminar leaders, fly tiers and other experts with scheduled presentations at each show. The Fly Fishing Shows are some of the most anticipated gatherings annually because they are when our community can see what's new, test products, make purchases, book travel, renew friendships and reignite the fire that drives us all to carry on the traditions of fly fishing. It's the experience of being with other people that generates the excitement and motivation for the upcoming season and we look forward to this as soon as we can operate safely."
"This pandemic has been a financial disaster for communities, show facilities and hotels that rely on the thousands of Fly Fishing Show visitors annually. We have worked extremely hard in an effort to not give up on those who depend on our events, so it is with a heavy heart that we are forced to make these changes," said Furimsky. "Safety is our number one priority and with that in place, our goal will be a successful event. It will be more important than ever to come support your favorite vendors."
What a shame. The annual Fly Fishing Show which is held in Marlborough each January is without a doubt the best one in New England. People flock to it each year from all over the Northeast and there is a healthy number of local anglers attending from the Berkshires, too. The show has fly-casting and tying demonstrations, manufacturer and retail store displays of the newest rods, reels, lines, boots, waders, clothing, flies and books during the three-day run. Anglers frequently book flyfishing trips to Labrador, Iceland and other exotic places. The show usually has about 10 seminars, demonstrations and Destination Theater presentations each hour including Labrador's Monster Brookies, Fly Fishing Martha's Vineyard, the Upper Connecticut River, and Fly-Fishing Western Maine. After returning home from those shows, many fly fishermen are hyped up and head straight for their fly-tying vices to make flies for the spring trout fishing season — right after they hide that new rod or reel purchase.
Sporting clubs that rely on their dinners, banquets, turkey shoots, field trials and other events are also hurting because of the pandemic. They rely on funds derived from them to pay their real estate taxes, utilities, postage, etc.
It is a real pain, but if everyone does their part by wearing masks, socially distancing, avoiding crowds, washing their hands, etc., we will get through it sooner. Hang in there, my friends.
Current/Recent MassWildlife ActivitiesGetting back to the BCLS, at the last meeting Andrew Madden, supervisor of the DFW Western District, gave the delegates some updates of their activities which included:
· The MA DFW Pheasant Stocking has been going well and they intend to stock pheasants up through Thanksgiving week. He noted that MassWildlife has a map of stocked areas available on its website. It contains information about stocking frequency and parking locations and can be accessed at www.mass.gov/info-details/find-a-pheasant-stocked-area
· The Paraplegic Deer hunt went well with 18 hunters participating across 4 sites. The weather was poor and the Coronavirus requirements were challenging, but the hunt went well. DFW thanks the volunteers and hunters for their cooperation.
· MassWildlife has been hosting a series of livestream events on Facebook. These cover topics from hunting tips to fishing to biology of the state's resources. DFW encourages sportsmen and women as well as any member of the public to participate. Some require registration but all are available for viewing shortly after running.
· MassWildlife deer biologist David Stainbrook has moved on, so the division will be looking for a new biologist in that position.
· MassWildlife continues to develop habitat projects in the Western District. It has projects in development for Ashfield-Hawley Wildlife Management Area (WMA), Fox Den WMA, and Farmington River WMA.
· MassWildlife's R3 plan, not reading, writing and 'rithmetic, but rather Recruitment, Retention and Reactivation of outdoor sportsmen and women has been presented to the Fisheries and Wildlife Board. Members of the BCLS will get more information soon on this subject. This column will do extensive coverage of the R3 plan in the near future.
Trout Unlimited ElectionsThe Taconic Chapter of Trout Unlimited, the only Berkshire County chapter, with some 170 or so members, recently held elections for officer positions. The new slate of officers are: President: John Burns of Cummington, VP: Henry Sweren of Lanesborough, Secretary: Fran Marzotto of Pittsfield and Treasurer: Bill Travis of Pittsfield. The chapter is also affected by COVID-19 as it had to cancel its 2020 Christmas Party, an event which is always well-attended with great opportunities to acquire some incredible deals on fly fishing stuff.
A reputable rod makerReaders may recall a column which was written in September, wherein I wrote about a fishing trip to the Ausable River in and around Wilmington and Lake Placid, N.Y.
You may recall that my fishing buddy Paul Knauth of Hinsdale and I got skunked on that trip. We never caught a fish and in addition to that we simply had bad luck. In that trip, I wrote about Paul's brand-new Hardy 10-foot flyrod which he had received as a retirement gift from Crane Paper. Although it is considered one of the best flyrods in the world, it broke while he was joining the sections together on our first morning of that trip. It was just another stroke of bad luck on that trip. Since then, some readers have inquired as to whether the Hardy Company of England made it good and replaced that rod. Yes, they did. Last week, Paul received the completely repaired rod and was never charged a cent. Good rod makers are like that — they stand behind their products.
Gene Chague can be reached at berkwoodsandwaters@roadrunner.com or 413-637-1818.
Gene Chague is a longtime sportsman and editor of The Eagle's Berkshire Woods and Waters outdoors column.


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Pattern: Access to `java.io` package

Issue: -

## Description

This rule reports violations of the Enterprise JavaBeans specification by using the `java.io` package to access files or the file system.

In this case, the program violates the following (Enterprise JavaBeans) EJB guideline: `An enterprise bean must not use the java.io package to attempt to access files and directories in the file system.`

A requirement that the specification justifies in the following way: "The file system APIs are not well-suited for business components to access data. Business components should use a resource manager API, such as JDBC, to store data."

Example of violations:

``` groovy
FileSystem.getFileSystem()          // any method on FileSystem
FileSystem.fileSystem.delete(aFile) // property access of FileSystem

// shouldn't create files
new File(name)
new File(name, parent)

// don't create file readers
new FileReader(name)

// don't create file output streams
new FileOutputStream(name)
new FileOutputStream(name, true)

// don't create random access file
new RandomAccessFile(name, parent)
```

## Further Reading

* [CodeNarc - JavaIoPackageAccess](https://codenarc.github.io/CodeNarc/codenarc-rules-security.html#javaiopackageaccess-rule)

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Wilson's thunderous strike was his 10th Premier League goal of the season and is likely to fuel further speculation of him moving to Chelsea or replacing Arnautovic at the London Stadium.
It also helped end Bournemouth's five-match winless run in all competitions and secure just a third victory from their last 13 top-flight games.
Arnautovic's omission was the main talking point ahead of the south coast clash.
Hammers boss Manuel Pellegrini said on Thursday that the 29-year-old would be allowed to depart, subject to a "good deal for both parties" being agreed.
Andy Carroll took Arnautovic's place in the only change made by Pellegrini following last weekend's win over Arsenal.
Holland defender Ake was onside when he headed home Ryan Fraser's inswinging cross from the left but assistant referee Adrian Holmes raised his flag, presumably against Wilson who challenged for the ball without touching it.
The 38-year-old Boruc was untested in the opening 45 minutes, although recent Hammers' signing Samir Nasri flashed a powerful drive just wide.
Cherries winger Brooks was denied a 77th-minute penalty after going down under a clumsy challenge from Angelo Ogbonna, while Hammers substitute Javier Hernandez finally produced his side's first shot on target two minutes later, although it was straight at Boruc.
And King ensured the Hammers were return home empty handed as he coolly converted Brooks' centre in the closing moments.