When taking a business trip to rent an exotic vehicle means a lot. Getting a luxurious vehicle car hire will mean you want to travel comfortably in a style and will display some quality before your business partners. Generally you don't need huge money to drive something special, regardless of your impressive business trip.
Below are various kinds of luxurious vehicles worth considering.
They cost are popular chauffeur cars for the rich and famous. The Maybach 62 belches out over 500 horsepower from a 5.5-liter, twin-turbocharged V12 Mercedes-Benz engine. But what it lacks in looks it more than makes up for in luxury and pure travel satisfaction.
A few of its many features include down and up LED lights providing a constant source of comfortable ambient lighting. You can even request a panoramic glass roof for 360-degree views. The car also includes reclining back seats for relaxing which can be set with a massage function, perfect for long trips.
Unlike vacation trips, business trips will require you to prepare more than you could do on a vacation trip. This doesn't mean when going on a vacation trip you don't need to prepare, but a business trip will be more demanding. Business trips are mainly for meeting clients and business partners. You need to get to these meetings well prepared. Preparing for a business trip isn't that much complicated.
You need to prepare your trip well to reduce cost and avoid inconveniences with your clients. One of the main things you can is to rent a luxury vehicle that you will use to travel from the hotel to meeting points. This article will help you with essential tips that you need to make your business travel successful.


Moving your house is an incredibly difficult experience, indeed. No matter if it's the first time in your life when you change the place of living or not, being able to pack all your stuff appropriately and move it safely is a rare skill. More than that, it's all about time managing, which is for some people almost an incomplete mission. It is important to start preparing to the moving day beforehand and make a detailed plan of every your step in order to cope with everything with minimum stress and chaos.
Here our pro-tip comes: you need to create a personal moving checklist where you will set all your priorities and write down a step-by-step plan of the moving process, starting from buying the packing boxes and making an order on the Los Angeles movers website and finishing with unpacking your stuff when you arrive to the new apartment. You need to have a specific schedule and follow it thoroughly in order not to forget anything and make sure everything is organized as it should be.
The day you decide to change your address should be the day you start your preparation. The minimum to start your preparation is three or four weeks before the moving day. Of course one of the most time consuming things to deal with is packing your stuff. Well, there's no way you can avoid this, so the earlier you start, the earlier you will finish and forget about it. However, we have a solution for you how to ease your struggle, especially if packing is not really your hobby and you don't have much experience in it. Consider using special moving service in Los Angeles, which allows you to just relax and get all your things packed without participating in this stressing process. If you opt for this service, professional packers will arrive to your home on a scheduled day and pack all your things accurately and in a professional manner, so that you will not have any trouble unpacking them later.
However, there are some things that you will have to do as a pre-packing step. First of all, you need to prepare out of the season clothes and items. Separate it from the other stuff and even if you don't want to pack it, you'd better put it all together in one place. Apart from it, you need to gather all your special tools that you do't use too often so there is a very small chance you will need it before you leave. You also need to place it somewhere separately from other things or put into special boxes.
One of our best tips on keeping your stuff in order is to make notes on the packing boxes, make lists of things that you have already packed or separated and those that are coming next and make pictures. While some people think that this is really unnecessary thing to do, you will say thanks to yourself later if you do it now. The truth is, when you have a total chaos at home, everything is turned upside down and there's a complete mess of boxes and stuff of all kinds, a good idea would be to make pictures so you could know later where to look for something in case of need.
Los Angeles movers can help you organize your stuff and pack it in such a way that you will have no problems when searching for something. However, we suggest you marking all the boxes by writing a short description of what is inside. This is helpful because you will not have to open every box if you need something in particular; you will just know where it is.
When it's only one week left before the moving day, it's the right time to start packing your kitchen items, most of your clothes and medicines. Make sure you will not need them during this last week and put separately things that may be useful during these last several days. Keep in mind that you will also have to prepare a bag of essentials that you will use during your trip to the new place of living. It includes items of daily use, such as cosmetics, underwear, medicine and electronic devices such as your personal computer etc.
Moving service in Los Angeles is willing to help you organize your moving trip and make it a joyful experience!


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4 Ways To Observe 9/11
Posted on Sunday, September 11, 2016
9/11, or Patriot Day, observes Sept. 11, 2001 when four planes were hijacked by men who crashed three of the planes into two prominent buildings on purpose. These buildings were the Pentagon in Washington D.C. and the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in Manhattan. The other plane, known as Flight 93, crashed into a field in Pennsylvania after flight passengers heroically seized control of the plane, saving several lives with their sacrifice. With nearly 3,000 deaths coming as a result of the attacks, this was the largest act of terrorism ever in the U.S.
Patriot Day observes both the victims of these attacks, and the heroes who responded first. In response to 9/11, military conflict arose in the Middle East, and national security was tightened. Many American families, military members and veterans' lives have been impacted by Sept. 11, 2001. Here are four ways to observe this day in history:
Moment Of Silence
At 8:46 a.m. Eastern time, it is appropriate to observe the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 with a moment of silence. Many people across the country observe this time because this is when the first plane flew into the World Trade Center in Manhattan. Participating in this nationwide moment of silence is a respectful way to reflect on this tragic day for the victims and their families.
Lower Flags To Half-Mast
On Sept. 11, the president proclaims that American flags ought to be lowered to half-staff. This action shows respect to the victims of the attacks on the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and Flight 93. When all the flags across the nation sit at half-mast, it is a symbol of unity, mourning and respect as a country for the victims and their families.
Visit Memorials
Booking a ground zero tour on 9/11 is close to impossible, but visiting the 9/11 Memorial at ground zero and seeing the new Freedom Tower can be an incredibly moving way to observe Patriot Day. The Freedom Tower is an incredible building in place of the World Trade Center. It's a powerful symbol of moving forward for the victims of 9/11. Also at the site of the World Trade Center is the 9/11 Memorial which features the names of every victim, two waterfalls and reflection pools. Seeing these names really puts Sept. 11, 2001 into perspective for just how horrific the attacks really were.
The National Day of Service launched in 2002 as a day in which people do at least one good deed in honor of the victims of 9/11. This year, help veterans affected by 9/11 by donating your unwanted vehicle to Vehicles For Veterans.
Vehicles For Veterans is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) car donation organization dedicated to benefiting wounded, homeless, and PTSD-suffering veterans. Your donation can help improve the lives of veterans who were directly affected by 9/11. Donate today by calling 1-855-811-4838 or by filling out an online donation form.

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Business v Comedy rules. This comic got sacked after his Edinburgh Fringe show
Giacinto talked to me at Soho Theatre
What happens after you perform at the Edinburgh Fringe?
One answer is: You get sacked.
London-based Italian comedian Giacinto Palmieri used to work in IT for a well-known property company. Then he went to this year's Edinburgh Fringe with his show about Wagner.
"The big boss of my company," he told me in Soho Theatre at the weekend, "came to see my show at the Edinburgh Fringe and, the first day after I came back, I was sacked.
"It would just be coincidence, though. He is so high up in the hierarchy that he would not have been involved in the decision. Probably my being away for three weeks just gave people the chance to plot against me."
"Different worlds," I said.
"Perhaps," suggested Giacinto, "what makes it difficult to be a comedian AND have a day job at the same time is not any difficulty of fitting them into the time available, but the difference in attitudes.
"Comedy helps you develop an attitude which consists in always saying whatever you think and to develop zero tolerance for bullshit. Unfortunately, that is not always appreciated in the business world."
""Yes," I sympathised, "It is probably unwise to say what you think in business."
"It is such a pity," said Giacinto. "I think every group needs a trouble-maker like a court jester in order to stop getting stuck in its own rules and ideology. Everything can be found in Wagner, of course."
"Mmmm…?" I said.
"In Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg," Giacinto told me, there is:
Understand me aright! What a fuss!
You'll admit I know the rules as well;
and to see that the guild preserves the rules
I have busied myself this many a year.
But once a year I should find it wise
to test the rules themselves,
to see whether in the dull course of habit
their strength and life doesn't get lost:
and whether you are still
on the right track of Nature
will only be told you by someone
who knows nothing of the table of rules.
Giacinto's Wagnerian tendencies were given free rein
"Mmmm…" I said.
"The organisation I worked for…" said Giacinto, "…it used to be a start-up and it has kept some of the elasticity of a start-up but, unfortunately, it is losing its soul.
"The IT world used to be very anarchic, very informal but now there are these 'process gurus' who always have rules that will solve problems forever and stop software having bugs. They preach the importance of following a process. So we have more and more rules and they create more and more complex processes and people get stuck into systems that are not going to solve problems. If a process could solve problems, we would just be able to write a program which writes programs.
"There are only two types of people who like rules. Those who set them: because there are no rules about setting rules, so they are still enjoying their creative freedom. And people who are so scared of taking responsibility and of making mistakes that they use rules to hide behind them."
"Yes," I agreed. "I remember when ITV brought in experts – because people in ITV were trying to cover their own asses in case they made a wrong decision – they had an outside company which advised you on how to maximise the ratings in programmes by 'scientifically' analysing the content.
"There was a two-hour movie with Richard Dreyfuss in it. He was very popular at the time. So they said Promote Richard Dreyfuss heavily. But, in this film, he was about 18-years-old, in a bit part as a call boy and all he said for maybe two seconds was something like We're ready! That was the only time you ever saw him in the film. They had analysed the data but had not watched the film."
Rules. Don't talk to me about rules.
Filed under Business, Comedy
Tagged as business, comedy, computer, Giacinto Palmieri, honesty, ITV, Meistersinger von Nürnberg, philosophy, programs, rules, Wagner
How did a stand-up comedian and improviser become a business guru?
Neil Mullarkey in the Comedy Store dressing room this week
In yesterday's blog, I talked to Neil Mullarkey about his memories of 1980s alternative comedy.
I talked to him in the dressing room of London's Comedy Store before he improvised two hours of comedy with The Comedy Store Players, the group of which he was a founding member in 1985.
Now, he mostly makes his living from running improvisation workshops for businessman and organisations – Improv Your Biz.
As well as this serious business guru career, Neil also occasionally pops up as spoof life coach guru L.Vaughan Spencer.
Neil's chum PR guru Mark Borkowski advised him to distinguish between the two. So, as L.Vaughan Spencer, Neil sports a small beard and ponytail. L.Vaughan Spencer staged a show Don't Be Needy, Be Succeedy in 2002 and, in 2008, published a book: Don't Be Needy, Be Succeedy – The A to Zee of Motivitality.
L.Vaughan Spencer's 2008 spoof book
What links Neil's three worlds of comedy, spoof life coaching and real business training is improvisation
Neil explained: "One of my chums at the Edinburgh Fringe back in 1983 told me: I saw this brilliant show last night. – Omlette Broadcasting (Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen, Justin Case, Peter Wear). They were improvising. And I couldn't believe it was possible. I thought: They must take a suggestion from the audience and then steer it towards the thing they'd already planned. In a sketch format, I didn't realise you could do Funny without planning."
"And you met Mike Myers," I prompted, "who went on to do the Austin Powers films."
"Yes," said Neil. "I met him when he was selling tickets for the Cambridge Footlights show I was in at the Gate Theatre in Notting Hill, London, and he made me laugh.
"He told me he had been at Second City in Canada and that was where my heroes were from. My heroes were John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd. The Blues Brothers was the thing I wanted to do. American comedy was what I loved. American sitcom. And Mike told me about improv where it's about 'accepting offers'.
"When The Comedy Store Players perform, we are each listening intently to what the others are saying. Someone will throw me a line and I will take it on. Instead of thinking No, no, no, that's not what I am saying – which is called 'a block' – I will take the other person's line – 'accepting the offer'. The more Mike told me about the whole ethos of improv, the more I said: This is intriguing! This is fantastic!"
Mike Myers (left) and Neil Mullarkey perform at Malcolm Hardee's Tunnel club in 1986 (Photograph by Bill Alford)
"And," I said to Neil, "you teamed-up and performed in Britain as Mullarkey & Myers in the early years of alternative comedy."
"Yes," said Neil, "we did quite physical visual parody sketches"
"Did you think of going over to America when Mike moved back?"
"I visited him a few times. We did our show in Toronto and the audiences got it. When I visited America, I did quite like being the foreigner. You become more English when you're in America, because people say: Do that accent! I'm pretty English anyway, I suppose, even though I've got an Irish name and I was brought up in France for my early life. I went to LA a few times and thought This is great to visit, but I don't want to live here. I like England and I like London.
"Mike wanted me to go and write on Saturday Night Live, but I fell in love with someone in Britain."
"You fell in love and your partner wanted to stay here?"
"Yes. I did help Mike with the script on a film called So I Married An Axe Murderer, which was great fun… but I'm doing the thing I want to do now."
"At what point did you get into your corporate teaching guru hat?" I asked. "And why? Was there one trigger for that?"
"In the late-1990s," said Neil, "I thought: Do I want to be doing this when I'm 50?"
"Going on stage in front of a drunken comedy audience?"
"Yes, a bit of that. But also, when you are an older comedian, you're not as interesting to people in TV and radio. They want Who is the new person on the block? They want Who is the same age as me? – They don't want to discover somebody that's already been discovered.
Two complementary improv worlds shown on Neil's website
"I also found that the vehicle for most comedy on TV and radio was the panel show. It tends to be quite combative and un-collaborative and I'm not very good at that. But also, philosophically and psychologically, I was looking at other things. I was interested in how organisations and businesses function. My degree is in psychology, sociology and economics, so I was always interested in that.
"I suppose the big thing was I met a man called Frank Farrelly who created Provocative Therapy… Provocative Therapy uses humour to help people get better."
"What does Provocative Therapy provoke?" I asked.
"It sounds confrontational," said Neil, "but what you do is satirize people's self-limiting beliefs in order to help them achieve mental health. You assume the answer – the solution – is within themselves.
"If you say I want to give up smoking, I'll say Why? Smoking is fantastic! It's really cool – You should be smoking more! And then they go: Wait a minute. This isn't what I expected and they begin to think Why DO I want to give up smoking?
"Frank Farrelly's idea is that you hold up a weird hall of mirrors to people to make them look at themselves and think Hang on! What IS it I want?
Neil Mullarkey – inspirational and provocative businessman
"In improv, you basically treat what the other person has to say as an 'offer'. You have choices of how to react to that offer. That works in the improv scenario. If you transfer that to business or organisational life and treat what your fellow employees or team say as an offer, then you have to figure out how you can accept their offer positively to say Yes AND rather than Yes BUT… It is an intent listening… Intentive listening."
"Intentive?" I asked.
"It's a word I made up," said Neil. "It means you are listening with intent. You are so focussed on the other person that you pick up their threads.
"Provocative therapy is about accepting 'the offer' – like in improv – and almost taking it to absurd heights… How many cigarettes do you smoke in a day? 20 a day? No. You should be smoking 200. Can you make that a promise? 200?
"Sometimes the client gets angry, sometimes they're laughing. But what is going on is they are processing thoughts. They may be visualising themselves and thinking It's absurd smoking 20 if I want to give up. Why am I not just giving up?"
"But surely," I said, "if you use this technique with businessmen, they'll think you are being sarcastic?"
"Well I do it. I am just teasing them. Frank Farrelly said you're just teasing people back to mental health.
"I went to see him at his home in Wisconsin. then he came over to the Netherlands to do a workshop and I discovered all these people. What do you do? – I'm an executive coach – I had never heard of that. Loads of people from Belgium. I gradually found this other world of coaching business executives – as well as arts-based training in the business world."
"Arts-based training?" I asked.
"Basically using theatre, art, music to help people do their job better. Whether it's to work better as a team, to be more creative, to be a better leader, whatever."
"It sounds like executives paintballing to bond with each other," I said, "but indoors."
"That's what it is," said Neil. "But my contention is Why go build a raft and do paintballing? – That has nothing to do with your job. Do something that is relevant to your job – and what is the thing you most do in a job? You talk to other people. So here is a ready-made philosophy – improvisation – which actually started in the 1920s in Chicago as part of the New Deal. Social workers helping children who were diffident in class, didn't speak English as their first language… Exercises to enhance their confidence..
Comic Neil Mullarkey knows how to flirt, schmooze, network
"That was done by a woman called Viola Spolin and, 30 years later, her son Paul Sills created what became The Second City theatre company that Mike Myers and I talked about."
"So," I said, "Provocative Therapy helps business people to schmooze."
"You can use improv to flirt, to schmooze, to network," said Neil. "Any word you want to use because – really – it is just listening with intent. When people are laughing, they'll learn more. You can blindside them with funny."
Tagged as Austin Powers, business, coach, comedy, Comedy Store Players, corporate, Frank Farrelly, guru, improvisation, Jim Sweeney, L.Vaughan Spencer, Mike Myers, Neil Mullarkey, Paul Sills, Provocative Therapy, Saturday Night Live, Second City, So I Married An Axe Murderer, Steve Steen, Viola Spolin
UK comedy critic Kate Copstick's 5-star success with Mama Biashara in Kenya
Copstick at a Maasai wedding
Comedy critic Kate Copstick is currently in Kenya, working for her charity Mama Biashara.
As well as health care projects, it helps poor people (especially women) set up their own small businesses which may give them a lift to a better life.
It relies solely on donations, including a very tiny, tiny amount each year donated by audience members at the annual Malcolm Hardee Comedy Awards Show.
Copstick takes no money of any kind for herself and covers none of her own costs in running the charity. This extract from her latest diary describes her brother Geoff's visit to Kenya.
Geoff and I head off with Doris on our Grand Tour of Mama Biashara businesses. I should warn anyone unused to hearing me be effusive, that the next few paragraphs might seem a little strange.
Business 1 is a Great Doris Success Story.
In one store on a mudslide of a hill, there are 37 small businesses. Albeit it looks very much like a well-stocked grain store also offering eggs and chicken feed, plus kangas and household utensils (hanging outside), chapati, tea and beans mashed with green bananas (also bubbling outside).
Geoff and I drink tea, eat startlingly fresh chapati, nibble on njahi (black beans) and find out about the logistics of running this mini miracle. One rent to pay, two medical certificates and security for all. The shop is womanned on a rota and, as a business grows, it leaves and sets up on its own. A perfect business nursery. Geoff is impressed.
I barely have the words to describe how fantastic it is having Geoff there.
Enthusiastic, friendly, incredibly knowledgeable and positive. EVERYONE has said what they noticed was that he did not criticise, only gave helpful pointers. All the Mama Biashara peeps thought him fantastic.
Business 2 is the pig boys.
The pigs are healthy but kept snout-by-muzzle with a donkey, which Geoff says is not good. He also points out we should be passing through a tray to disinfect our feet when we visit them.
Business 3 is one of the dairy goat groups who currently have a problem with mastitis. At least their goats do. Geoff notices this immediately on the one goat they bring us. They have taken them to ASK (Agricultural Society of Kenya) for treatment. On the plus side, they are giving loads of milk (albeit Geoff notes that the one we are looking at is too thin and they are possibly milking her too hard) and one has already produced a kid. So their profits are OK. And the mastitis treatment is free, thanks to our deal with ASK.
Then we struggle through the mud to what is, in effect, a little urban farm.
This is Business 4 is where Geoff really transforms what Mama Biashara can do and lifts us to that aspirational place Kenyans simply refer to as "a different level". Here again, there are three businesses sharing one plot owned (and given rent free) by the mother of one of the women. There are a couple of dairy cows (milk business), a sow with a litter of piglets and a tiny herdlet of sheep.
As we go around looking at the animals, Geoff pales. OK, he goes a slightly lighter shade of Paisley Puce (that Scottish skin still doesn't tan well and he has been out in the sun now for 2 weeks).
The whole area has suffered severe flooding recently. The plot is muddy – really really muddy – and covered in heaps of detritus. The sun is out today and flies are everywhere. The cows are swilling about in several inches of water, dirt and poo. The sheep are squashed in a pen and the piglets have had to be lifted out of their waterlogged sty (beside mum) and kept in a loft above the cows. Meanwhile, mummy pig is up to her trotters in mud and poo. And the rain shows no sign of abating.
Very gently Geoff explains to – well, to all of us – that:
(a) the flies DO hurt the animals and something needs to be done
(b) you should never give an animal water that you would not drink yourself (and so the tub of dodgy-looking rainwater with floaters and detritus needs cleaning)
(c) different animals need to be kept apart a bit and certainly never housed above each other (although he does realise that the piglets in the loft is merely an emergency measure)
(d) having them in these flooded, muddy, pooey conditions is not acceptable. He also says (as, to be fair, I have been saying – with no effect – for years) that animals MUST have access to outside, to the sun and its healing, helping UV light. Kenyans are so security-conscious that they practice what they call 'zero grazing' which means keeping everything locked in a shed.
By the time we leave, we have a plan for drainage and re-building all the animal sheds apart from each other and with outside space for each. Geoff says he will e-mail me plans for these sheds and it sounds very much as if they will cost very very little being, as they are, shelters with outside spaces as opposed to solid houses for animals.
Our lady farmer is so impressed with Geoff and his advice that she actually arranges to move the animals to another, well-drained plot and is, as we speak, laying the foundations for a pigsty with open ground outside and a nice trough for eating and a separate clean tub for drinking. After the pigs, she will move the cows and then the sheep.
At Business 5, we meet a young lad who is an orphan and being looked after by his brother whom Mama Biashara set up in a water-selling business some visits ago. He scored quite highly in his exams but cannot go to school as he cannot afford the fees or the uniform.
Business 6: We go and see an old gentleman who is making fishing flies. Geoff is fascinated. He fishes too, it transpires. Is there no end to my brother's areas of expertise?
The man is currently looking to sell to a broker (there is no real market in Kenya but they do export LOADS) who will give him pennies and make a fortune. Geoff and I do not like the sound of that.
"Cut out the middle man," says Geoff, channelling our dad. "There's always a better deal."
I nod, also quoting our dad.
We huddle in the tiny house and Geoff decides that the operation will be called The Third World Flies (nice!). They already have some people in the UK asking (directly) for samples and so I will take them when I go back. Geoff whips the phone out and we establish that fishing flies will fetch the group around ten times what the broker is offering if they sell them direct.
Not far from The Third World Flies is another of Doris's brilliant multi-business businesses.
Business 7. A store which is home to about ten separate businesses including banana selling, githeri (mixed beans and maize cooked as a snack) and the local cabbage specialist.
Business 8. Along the road is a group who have got a business space to sell hair products and accessories (Geoff spontaneously buys a hairpiece, much to the delight and amusement of the ladies in charge) and do basic hair braiding by running the shop owner's small electrical business for him as well.
As we leave the area (as ALL of these businesses are just in one small area and comprise much less than one funding workshop) we stop at a very smart hair and beauty salon with space outside for selling shoes, wellies, bed linen, kangas and a few other bits and bobs. This is…
Business 9. Again about ten businesses operating together.
Then we stop off at Chez Moi for Geoff to change into Going Home shoes and trousers and to Skype our dad back in Scotland. We all chat, Dad meets Doris and decides she must go into politics and I show him round my tiny slum palace. As I rotate the laptop, I hear Dad groan the words "Oh my god". Even my tiny compound shared with the carwash boys fails to impress. However Geoff likes it.
I am so so sorry to be taking him to the airport. But it was just wonderful having him here for this time. Even David is moved to say: "He is not a boring man. He knows many things," which is virtually tantamount to being awarded the Nobel Prize for Everything.
Bloody marvellous and INCREDIBLY useful day. Much learned. By many people
Kate Copsick's small-scale but extensive, effective and life-changing work relies solely on donations – and on sales at the Mama Biashara charity shop in Shepherd's Bush, London. The webpage is HERE.
Filed under Charity, Kenya
Tagged as business, charity, development, Kate Copstick, Kenya, poverty
The surreal world of accounting in the music biz and the missing £500,000+
(A version of this piece was also published by the Indian news site WSN)
Bobby Valentino, forever Young at Heart
Last night, Searching For Sugar Man quite rightly won the Oscar for Best Documentary.
It is partly about the search for missing royalty payments due to the Detroit-based recording artist Rodriguez, who sold zilch in the US but who was selling shedloads of albums ("bigger than the Rolling Stones") in South Africa in the 1970s and 1980s… and, indeed, in the 1990s and 2000s…
Coincidentally, in the UK, musician Bobby Valentino has just issued a press release about the surreal lack of royalties he received on the worldwide hit song Young at Heart.
I have touched on this before – in July last year – in a blog headlined Surely not a £500,000+ music biz rip-off? How a hit record made "no money" which was about the surprising lack of royalties Bobby (did not) receive from PRS (the Performing Right Society) but Bobby provides more details in his latest press release. Last year, Bobby told me: "On average, the figures are about 5% of what you'd expect them to be."
Now Bobby says: "By careful investigation it has been discovered that there was a change of sub-publisher on or about 4th March 1993. What is peculiar is that the royalties disclosed by PRS for the whole of 1993 are taken as those for the period 1st January until 4th March 1993. In other words, about two months' royalties were offered as representing the royalties for the whole year. So where did the royalties go? Quite simply to the new sub-publisher."
The next bit takes a bit of careful reading but, says Bobby:
"The royalty information was supplied by PRS. Unfortunately they supplied the incorrect information in 2003 and since then have denied that they did so. Inconveniently for PRS there are a number of indicators that they did supply incorrect information.
"Some of this is complex but we can first focus on one key issue: On 4th March 1993 PRS recorded a change in the registration of Young at Heart. This change is shown as the (incorrect) noting of a German version of Young at Heart known as the Baerenstark version.
"In fact the existence of the Baerenstark version was not registered with PRS, as shown in their main records, until 5th February 2007. In other words whoever made the change on 4th March 1993 had supernatural powers of foresight.
"A less fantastic explanation is that the original entry on 4th March 1993 noted the change of sub-publisher and that when this became an inconvenient truth the entry was changed to a noting of the Baerenstark version."
There is a second, related, indication of psychic gifts by someone at PRS, says Bobby, and it involved sheet music.
"Sheet music royalties," he says, "are shown as paid to the new sub-publisher for July to September 1993. This is a further recognition of the supernatural influence of Young at Heart. Given that PRS claim the change of publisher occurred at the end of 1993 how can the new publisher receive payment for sheet music for July 1993? Someone or something is revealingly and inconveniently ahead of itself."
Bobby Valentino says he wants PRS to treat him and fellow writers fairly and in his case to acknowledge the surreal accounting so that he can recover what is due to him.
Seems reasonable to me.
But, then, reason and moral accounting seems to be something alien to the record business and, indeed (I can tell you from personal experience) the film distribution business.
The rule of thumb is that, if they can screw you, they will.
With Bobby Valentino, though, they may have bitten off more than they can chew and gone several accountancy twists too far.
Filed under Music
Tagged as accounting, Baerenstark, Bluebells, Bobby Valentino, business, fraud, music, PRS, publisher, record, royalties, Searching For Sugar Man, sheet, Young at Heart
The future of UK comedy – and a comic threatens to sue me for defamation
There has been some reaction to my blog of yesterday about the comedy industry "crisis meeting" at the Monkey Business club two nights ago.
Bob Slayer (left) naked & drunk at the 2011 Edinburgh Fringe
Comedian Bob Slayer took exception to the fact I said he sometimes pretended to be drunk on stage. He threatened to sue me for defamation and damage to his professional image over the use of the word "pretended". He also told me soberly – or not – his view of the alleged comedy business crisis:
"The alchopop crowd that traditionally fill mainstream gigs are losing interest in live comedy. They can probably get all they want on TV. When they go out they will go see one of their TV stars at an arena and the only way to get them to go to a club is to heavily discount. Groupon!
"However, there are plenty of other audiences out there and it is a simple fact that comedy clubs which don't adapt will struggle to find those audiences."
Bob argues that those who survive will be those who "put something interesting on in interesting settings" like Pull The Other One, Knock2Bag, the Alternative Comedy Memorial Society and his own Heroes of Fringe gigs. He tells me "gigs in breweries are doing really well" and "maybe the 99 Clubs can be added to that list, but James doesn't book me so I don't know his gigs!"
He adds: "It's interesting to note that our current gold medal winning comedian Dr Brown rarely played clubs over the past few years – although he did do the ones mentioned above. He prefered to tour around Fringe festivals and now he can do a month at Soho Theatre. He is not the only one.
"Are traditional comedy club nights going to become less and less relevant or worthwhile for comedians? Maybe. Acts will find a way to keep busy and develop their own audience, running their own nights, free nights, cabaret and variety gigs, gigs in odd places and so on. There is not a crisis but there is a change… and now I'm off to another brewery to set up some gigs and drink a lot."
I also got a reaction to yesterday's blog from a regional comedy club promoter who prefers (I think wrongly) to remain anonymous.
"Here's the problem as I see it," he says, adding "and I book big names as well as newcomers…
"Firstly, talent oversupply. Acts are produced at an alarming rate by agencies/management companies. I see this as the main structural problem in the comedy market – Agencies have a stranglehold on both live comedy and TV and, as such, they rig it to their requirements and they have distorted the market with an oversupply of mediocre talent, ensuring that we have lots of identikit comedians and very little originality or individuality. I sometimes struggle to recognize acts who do my middle spots and opens because they all LOOK THE SAME. And, if I hear one more open spot use the words 'paedo' or 'rapey', my hamster eats lead…
"Along with talent oversupply, there are still acts playing the bigger clubs who were doing those clubs back in 1995 or 1996 and what you have is no movement at the top and a massive pressure build-up at the bottom. Comedy courses make the problem worse because they convey the impression to new entrants that there is a living to be had out there and that anyone can be a comedian. This is simply not true. Traditionally, this kind of economic impasse leads to protectionism of some sort, so don't be surprised if someone suggest either a club owners confederation or a comedians 'union'!"
Reacting to Lewis Schaffer's comments quoted in my blog yesterday, this club owner continues:
"Lenny Bruce said you can be amazing AND be consistent – the two are not mutually exclusive and this should be the aim of all performers in comedy – aiming for an 80% wow rate. Anything lower and you aren't a pro standup.
"As a medium-sized promoter running a number of clubs outside London, it seems the most pertinent comment in this debate is that comedy is a business. Like any other, it works on business lines and conforms to the rules of economics.
"There is an oversupply of talent and there is an oversupply of clubs (in London) and a seeming decline in demand/less customers to go round. So the customer will seek a USP which makes them go out and spend their declining leisure dollar.
"In most businesses, that is price, quality or service or all three. There are clubs – no names no pack drill – who are charging £15 for a seriously average night in a back room of a pub with no decent compere, a crap mike and crap lights. These will be the first casualties in the coming comedy shakedown. If they want to save themselves, the answer is simple – Up your game, lower your price and vary your talent menu a bit more.
"One major creative step they could take is investing in pro MCs and having a few more women on their bill. The audience is 50% women, so why oh why oh why do some promoters fail to put on female acts?"
He also sees a problem with the comedy agencies.
"The main agencies," he says, "seem to be picking up talent via competitions at a very early age and most of these acts are just simply incapable of creating anything spectacular, mainly because they are produced by agencies desperate to create identikit money-making machines.
"These kids are dumped onto the comedy market with no real experience of working a room or doing a consistent performance and with massively overblown expectations of what their 'career' will entail. Agencies are simply not chasing down real talent but going for those acts which look good or who are young enough to have an alternative career as a pop performer. I have seen too many acts punted my way by agencies who just don't have the creative cojones to create anything worth watching over the longer term.
"Before I was in comedy, I worked in marketing and my advice to the industry would be this:
Lower your price and raise your game – offer things that other clubs do not offer and, if you can't do this, offer better service.
Seek talent out and nurture it.
Avoid agencies. Like all middlemen, they add little value.
Make new talent tread the boards for a while and avoid competition winners. With a few exceptions, competitions do not a good stand up make.
"Lastly – and this is something beyond my control – TV comedy needs to change. TV producers are about 6-18 months behind the zeitgeist. They are booking acts and following trends that were happening on the circuit in 2009/2010 and TV puts NOTHING back into the circuit that it exploits. It's about time that the TV people really started to engage with the live circuit… much like they used to do before alternative comedy."
Filed under Comedy
Tagged as act, agency, Bob Slayer, business, club, comedy, courses, Groupon, london, television, TV, uk
Chris Dangerfield: heroin in a train toilet and the comedy gig from Hell
Chris Dangerfield, scones and jam yesterday
I met comedian Chris Dangerfield in Soho yesterday. He said he wanted me to publicise his comedy gig in Swansea this weekend and I thought Well, he always has some interesting stories.
But he sounded more than a bit distracted when I phoned him up at 5.00pm yesterday afternoon from Leicester Square.
"Are you OK?" I asked.
"Things are a bit up-and-down," he replied. I'll come down and see you."
He lives in Soho.
Two minutes later, he arrived.
"I was with a man who had a gun when you phoned," he said. "Where do you want to go?"
"Perhaps tea and scones?" I suggested. "It seems suitably British."
So we went to Browns in St Martin's Lane. The waitress had not heard of scones and said she was only working there for a week. She was from Lithuania. But she asked someone else and some very nice scones, cream and strawberry jam duly arrived.
"So," said Chris, "me and Trevor Lock done this living room tour which I told you about before. We went round Britain doing comedy shows in people's living rooms. Really successful. So we thought…
"Well, years ago, I was in a rock band called Household and a girl called Mel had set up a company that done all the merchandising for Radiohead. A lovely, lovely girl. I kept sending her demos just on the strength of her connection with Radiohead. And then suddenly, one day, she said: I'll manage your band. And, at that time, Chas Smash (Carl Smyth) of Madness had a record label called Rolled Gold and they – the record label people – came to our first gig – we pretended we'd done loads – and they signed us.
"So we had the management deal, we had the recording deal and we also had someone set up for the publishing deal. So there was a big night when all the music industry people were there to sign forms and contacts, but I preferred to sit in a train toilet, smoking crack and injecting heroin with a girl. So we got dropped very quickly. I ruined it and we lost it.
"Four or five years later, when I'm clean, I decide to contact Mel and say I'm so sorry about what happened there. It's part of my recovery to make amends to people and I think it's a beautiful thing. It really is, you understand? She tried her best for me and I let her down.
"I met her in London for tea. By now, her son was a comedy fan and she said: Would you do a benefit gig for his school? Because they wanted solar power and needed to raise money. It seemed like a nice idea so I said Yes and I'll probably be able to get Trevor Lock to do it as well. She knew Trevor through Russell Brand's radio show.
"So we went up there to the school and done this amazing gig – for the adults, obviously, not for the kids. Then, on the drive home, me and Trevor realised there are loads of schools that, essentially, have an empty hall, heating, lighting and a stage. They're usually the right size that you don't need a microphone… Ideal comedy venues… So we decided to do a schools tour.
"We contacted loads of schools and said to them: Look, we want expenses and a bit of money but we'll do a half rate so, if you can sell 100 tickets at £10 a head, after paying us you'll still have a decent amount. We put together a very good presentation but no-one was interested, which seemed very strange to us, because we could promote it. Between us, we've got 30,000 followers on Facebook and Twitter in different parts of the country. The schools could get their PTA involved. It's a fund raiser. But no-one was interested.
"Except this one school in Poole, Dorset, did agree. So, last week, we went down there.
"When we set up the schools tour last Spring, I had a variety of different comedy material. Some it was more appropriate for different areas but, after doing 30-odd performances of my show Sex Tourist on the trot for the Edinburgh Fringe this August… well, that's all I have in my brain at the moment.
"So we go down to the school in Poole last week… Trevor goes on stage to introduce me and they love him because he's lovely and he's a great comic. He's exactly what they want. He's friendly and kind…
"Then I go on. I'm already worried. They're an adult audience, but I know they're not my type of audience. I would never blame an audience. I don't believe in that bad room/tough audience shit. You either make people laugh or you don't. If you don't, it's not a case of failing or succeeding; it just hasn't worked for a multiplicity of reasons.
"But I was scared and, when I am scared, I either want to crawl up into a ball or attack and it's usually attack and I am hostile. So I go on stage and I'm very aggressive with my opening line and… well, if it's my type of audience and they know they've come to see Sex Tourist, they're fine with that, but I went straight into it… and, well, a lot of people in Poole did not like it."
"So what was your opening line?" I asked.
"Basically," explained Chris, "I say I don't use a microphone because I've got oral Chlamydia because I get horny after a fuck and I had a fuck with this girl and then I was lubricating my cock with my hand so hand-to-mouth, mouth-to-hand – and that's how you get Chlamydia. So now you people in the front have probably got it as well…
"I said something like that which is OK but, if it's said without any humour and said without them liking you… You've just turned up at their school and been a horrible, horrible man talking about sexually transmitted diseases.
"And it went downhill from there.
"It was horrible.
"People started walking out. Not just walking out as in Oh, I don't want to hear this, but protests. A whole table looked at each other, nodded and walked out. Hands over faces. People mumbling.
"A woman heckled me and I just went for her so viciously… Hilariously if you were up for it… but none of them were. And they were quite right. I cut her no slack. I used all the tricks a comedian knows to put someone in their place, but she hadn't really been… It was a disproportionate response. And then I said: I should just go, shouldn't I? I should really just get off stage now. And they all just went Yes. They were not yelling Yeah! Get off!! Just politely and calmly like they were saying Yes: you have brought an ugly thing to our town.
"So, as I walk off, there's already people complaining to the woman who organised the night and to Trevor, who is trying to explain: Well, comedy… It's all a taste thing…
"He's there being cute trying to explain it.
"I am thinking That was bad.
"I have never set out to offend anyone. I want to make people laugh."
"That is always an admirable thing," I told him.
"So then there's an interval," said Chris. "And usually, at the start of Part Two, I bring Trevor on, but instead I say to Trevor: I'm going to go on and apologise.
"So I went on and I had to pull out every last grain of humility. I went on and said:
"Complaints are already being made to the lady who organised this. All she has done is try to raise some money for your school… I have insulted you… If you want to make a complaint, complain to me. This is my e-mail address. This is my Twitter account. I'm very sorry.
"And, weirdly, they started laughing. I said, I normally bring on Trevor and tell you that he taught me how to do stand-up, but I don't think that's…
"…and they were laughing. And I sort-of won them round.
"I said: I just want to apologise. I hope your night isn't ruined.
"And I got one of the biggest rounds of applause I've ever, ever had.
"So then Trevor goes on and does well. The night is not ruined. And, afterwards, a lot of people Followed me on Twitter and said they loved it. But Trevor is annoyed:
"I did a bloody good gig! he tells me. And, in five years' time, you're the one they're still going to be bloody talking about!
"So it was a weird night, but not as weird as what happened today."
"The man with the gun?" I asked.
"Partly," Chris said. "So, you know about my well-documented drug habit…"
TO BE CONTINUED IN TOMORROW'S BLOG…
Filed under Comedy, Drugs, Music, Sex
Tagged as business, Chris Dangerfield, comedy, drugs, gig, Madness, music, Poole, Radiohead, russell brand, sex, stand up, Trevor Lock, worst
Comedy critic Kate Copstick's 'Grand Master Plan' to build an HQ in Kenya
Kate Copstick: critical charity work, now building, in Kenya
Most years, I stage a Malcolm Hardee Comedy Awards Show at the Free Festival during the Edinburgh Fringe. Any money donated by people at the end of the show is given to comedy critic Kate Copstick's Mama Biashara charity. No money is deducted for any overheads; 100% goes to the charity.
Copstick is currently in Kenya. Her charity helps poor women start up self-sustaining businesses. This is another extract from her diary.
As I have the usual mountain of medication and stuff to take with me – and as No 23, Arse End of Nowhere makes this village sound positively central compared to where it is – we are taking David (bang goes another £20) and the car.
David asks if I know about the broker in the group yesterday. I clench. David had heard some of the women talking about someone taking 1,000 shillings from every woman who was given a grant. As the biggest grant is 3000 shillings… anything that I think has been clenched before now positively goes into spasm.
I call Doris.
There is a stunned silence at the end of the phone.
The workshop is cancelled. We rendezvous in Kenol where Doris lives and start calling round the women from yesterday. As soon as we start phoning and asking questions, the village telegraph kicks into action and soon we are fielding calls from them. Of course hysteria, internecine rivalries and general gossip mongering create a tsunami of crap. Everything from extortion to gang warfare is hinted at.
We find the woman who says she was involved. Oddly, her name is Purity.
There were just seven others we hear. I demand they come to Limuru on pain of being summoned by the Chief (err… local Chief, not Proclaimers' 'The Chief'). We head to Limuru. I wonder whether I am in the grip of 'roid rage, as I have pushed my daily dose up to 10mg for the time being. Probably not, I decide.
We meet the seven on a hillside next to the Bata Shoe factory. I am grim-faced. I told them, I say, that if they mis-used even one shilling of my money I would hunt them down. Well I have heard that someone has been demanding 1,000 shillings from those who received a grant. And I have hunted.
Through tears and waving hands we hear that Purity (who is a really smart, together woman) had suggested to ten women that, as nothing like this (ie me coming out of the blue to give a grant for business) had ever happened before, nor was likely to happen again, they should take the opportunity to put a little aside into a savings account and, by the time I come back to check, they would have bought a donkey and cart and have a whole new business on the side as well as their own individual businesses.
She took 1,000 shillings from each woman (seven as it happened) who wanted in on the savings scheme because I had been handing out the grants in 1,000 shilling notes. She went to the bank, got change and refunded 900 shillings to each woman. The account they were opening was an interest paying account and they each planned to put (after the initial 100 shillings) about 70 shillings into it each week.
I rescind my demand to have all the money returned to Mama Biashara, but not before explaining why we came after them. And why ALL and ANYTHING other than business that concerns the money from Mama Biashara must be done openly and with the consent of Mama Biashara.
I check that all the businesses will be able to start 100 shillings down on their grant. And then ask why, if they CAN, did the women ask for a grant that was higher than they needed. Anyway, all is well that ends well and, bearing a woolly capful of a tiny version of fruit that we call loquats or nisperos over here (unbelievably sweet and moreish), we leave.
As it is now too late for a workshop, we meet with Julius in Satellite to discuss Mama Biashara's Grand Master Plan. And drink hot chocolate.
The meeting is slightly complicated by the fact that the man outside has fired up his rudimentary barbie to cook mutura (a little like Kenyan haggis but without the oatmeal) and the surrounding area is thick with charcoal smoke and burning fat fumes. But you get used to it.
Julius wants to arrange a medical clinic for Monday for about fifty people. He also wants to do microfinance but I tell him that I don't trust his group with money (we have previous that ended with my getting the Chief and the police involved) so he can bring ten hand-selected businesses to apply.
"You promised…" he begins. I cut him off.
"I NEVER promise," I remind him.
"You say you try…"
I give him my patented Mama Biashara look that says "My head does not zip up the back". It used to say (and in my defence I can only claim it was an expression I heard over and over in my Scottish childhood) "I didn't come up the Clyde on a banana boat" – until I realised the full horror of what that actually meant. What can I say? I am a recovering racist. One day at a time…
We arrange the medical clinic, agree fifteen businesses, agree that Doris can add a dozen or so cases from the area, agree that Julius' phone is indeed "sick", agree to buy him a new one (God Bless Nokia), and get on to discussing Mama Biashara's Grand Master Plan.
Mama Biashara has been offered use of a plot of land in Kwa Maji, an area very handy for bus transport, thriving with businesses and not prone to violence, even in election periods. An area I know well.
We want to build a large structure – an enormous hut, as it were. It will have electricity and water from a large tank (which we will erect on a tower) which will get filled once or twice a week according to consumption. Inside, the structure will have the following divisions:
Mama Biashara's office.
Mama Biashara dispensary (a small division of the office for medical supplies and basic consultations).
Meeting / training / workshop space. A multi purpose space which can also be rented out to other groups when free.
The Pads Project: pulp from juiced sugar cane is brought in in huge sacks to be turned into sanitary pads and Pampers. This space will have a vestibule for clothing and footwear changing and will be kept as sterile as is possible in a slum area.
Njoogo Project: peanut butter production. We already have a deal from one of Kenya's big supermarkets to take unbranded jars of peanut butter from us. They will brand and give their own quality stamp. Vestibule as above.
Each of the areas will have its own entrance.
Around the outside of the structure will run a sort of covered verandah.
On this verandah outside Nos 4 and 5 will be delivery and storage areas.
Outside nos 1 and 3 will be space for baby businesses.
When Mama Biashara starts a business and feels that the person needs a little support to begin with, the business will start outside the Mama Biashara Centre – using our electricity (where necessary) and water and being monitored by Mama Biashara. Each baby business will get one month to get on its metaphorical feet and then be replaced with another. This is NOT a training ground, just a little initial monitoring.
Loos will probably be outside. But nice. And clean. With a place for workers to shower in the same block.
It might be that we have to hire an askari (a guard). If so, I have someone in mind.
Here Doris, John Kibe and probably Julius would be part of a Mama Biashara official presence.
The building would, of course, be branded to buggery with the names and logos of anyone who helps get it up. I want to start in November and am meeting to finalise the "I am letting you use my land" agreement on Monday (ish … a Kenyan Monday).
And when I say "structure" we are not, of course, talking bricks and mortar but probably corrugated iron sheets on a wooden base. Which means we don't need planning permission.
Filed under Africa, Charity, Comedy, Kenya
Tagged as Africa, award, business, charity, Kate Copstick, Kenya, Malcolm hardee, Mama Biashara, medical
July 3, 2012 · 10:50 am
Surely not a £500,000+ music biz rip-off? How a hit record made "no money"
(A version of this piece was also published by Indian news site We Speak News)
Bobby Valentino – when Young at Heart
This morning, Bob Diamond of Barclays Bank resigned because of the interest rate fixing scandal, which most ordinary people might consider fraud. Apparently it was not legally fraud and, of course, I would not dream of implying that anything illegal was done by anyone. Clearly, in the case of Barclays Bank, everything which was done was done in a perfectly legal way – even if, to ordinary people, it was amoral and arguably immoral.
Amorality and lateral thinking where money is concerned, of course, is not limited to the banking industry. The movie industry and the music business are notorious for creative thinking where money is concerned.
Last week, I was chatting to the superb violinist Bobby Valentino in London.
I think I first saw Bobby perform when he was part of the Hank Wangford band in the mid 1980s. He is arguably most famous for his violin intro to The Bluebells' 1993 release of their song Young at Heart.
This resulted in a 2002 court case in which Bobby claimed he had composed the very distinctive violin intro and that it made a significant enough difference to the song to be considered an original contribution. He won the case and won 25% of the writer's royalties, backdated to 1993.
You might think that would have made him a lot of money.
Last week, though, he told me it had not.
"How much do you reckon you are owed?" I asked.
"Maybe between half a million and three quarters of a million pounds," he replied.
"But you won the court case," I said.
"You like surreal comedy," he said, "so you'll like this."
"Mmmmm…." I said.
"I won the court case," he told me. "The publishers were ordered to disclose their statements and PRS (the Performing Right Society) volunteered their statements. But they are, to be charitable, surreal. Young at Heart seems to have been the only pop song in history that didn't earn anywhere near the expected royalties. On average, the figures are about 5% of what you'd expect them to be."
"How do people calculate the expected royalties on a song?" I asked.
"By comparing it with other songs which sold similar amounts and had roughly the same amount of radio and TV play," he replied. Bobby studied Mathematics at York University.
"There was a very high-profile TV ad for VW," he explained, "which should have made about £80,000 for the song on just one run, from 14th February to 31st March 1993. The PRS statement for that first run shows less than £2,000 to the writer. And there was a second run of the same ad from 5th October to 4th December 1993. That should have made another £70,000.
"So how much did that second run make?" I asked.
"There are no royalties shown for that at all," said Bobby. "None."
"They claim there were zero royalties from the transmission run of a high-profile VW ad over two months?" I asked.
"Yes," said Bobby. "And zero royalties for the song from America. It wasn't a hit in America. It was only a 'college hit', so there would not have been a lot due. But there should have been something. Plus there were a load of British TV shows which used the song and which played in America – Midsomer Murders, all that sort of stuff. But there's absolutely not one penny from America on the publisher's statements or the PRS statements."
"But Young at Heart is like Blur's Song 2," I interrupted. "The sort of song where TV shows and promo & ad makers use the opening and not the song itself. Song 2 has the Wooo-Hoooooo! opening bit and Young at Heart has your violin intro."
"Yeah," agreed Bobby. "The number of times they use the Young at Heart opening – Diddle-diddle diddle-diddle diddle-yup-de-yup – in You've Been Framed!… When people are falling over, they use the violin's Diddle-diddle diddle-diddle diddle-yup-de-yup.
"People have said to me," Bobby laughed. "Surely there must be something dodgy with the figures that are being provided? and I tell them: Well, YOU may say that, but I couldn't possibly comment.
"PRS's excuse is that every UK radio station failed to report to them correctly, every UK TV station failed to report to them correctly and every overseas rights society failed to report to them correctly."
"Who's saying this?" I asked.
"PRS."
"What's the explanation?"
"Well," said Bobby. "Someone suggested to me that the upper management at PRS has no idea what the lower echelons are doing. But that can't be true, can it? I'm sure PRS are honourable guys. But the lower guys have come up with these statements of literally 5% of what you'd expect. You can only laugh.
"I get a bit of money. But what I should have got was the money backdated to 1993 and these statements are surreal: 5% of what you'd expect.
"In fact, I've got paperwork that contradicts the PRS figures, but apparently that paperwork is 'in error'."
"Where's the paperwork from?" I asked.
"EMI Publishing," Bobby replied.
"PRS is saying the EMI paperwork is in error?" I asked, incredulous.
"Yeah. And they claim the whole song made £25,000 in the first year. In that first year, it should have made about a third of a million pounds. And it would have made £2 million over ten years."
"It's PRS who are due to pay you the money?" I asked.
"No," said Bobby, "it's the publishers and the main writer who are due to pay me the money. The publishers did not disclose their performance statements. You get statements for Mechanicals (which is sales), for Synch (when something is part of a TV ad) and for Performance. Hit records usually earn considerably more in Performance royalties than they do in Mechanical royalties. And the publishers did not disclose their own Performance statements.
"So they (Clive Banks Music, Anxious Music (Dave Stewart's publishing company) and Universal Music) relied on the PRS statements. They said The PRS statements are good enough, because PRS is supposed to be Blue Chip. But, like I say, the figures read like they are from some obscure surreal comedy.
"Young at Heart was a hit in Denmark. You'd expect maybe £25,000 in writer royalties for a hit in Denmark but the writer supposedly only earned £185.
"It was a hit in Portugal. The writer supposedly earned £141 – and the VW TV ad was also shown in Portugal which made the song No1 in the air-play and sales charts!
"It was a big hit in Italy. PRS claimed the writer was only due £31. There was a friend of mine in a bar in Italy and he asked about the song and the whole bar just started singing it – in English.
"When you average out all the amounts that are missing, it works out I got about 5% of what you'd expect."
"And you reckon you might be down maybe £500,000 to £750,000 on it?"
"Yes," said Bobby, "Of course, there are always cock-ups. It didn't help that the publisher changed on 4th March 1993. Maybe, in that year, what might have happened is that we got shown the statements for money due before 4th March instead of for the whole year, but the odd thing is that PRS have matched the publisher's statements to the penny. And that is weird. Statements never match each other to the penny. They might up a fiver; they might be down a fiver; it all evens out. But, in the real world, they never ever match to the penny.
Bobby Valentino smiles at surreal figures last week
"PRS claim that the sub-publisher changed from MCA to EMI on 31st Dec 1993 but I have a statement from EMI Music which shows them collecting royalties in July 1993 because, in fact, the change happened on 4th March 1993.
"This thing where the figures match exactly despite all those complications is just plain weird.
"I've done calculations on lots of other songs in the past and they're never quite right. They can be a fiver or a tenner out each time. It's up and down – swings and roundabouts – but these ones match to the penny. That never happens normally. If you don't know the system, you might think the fact that they match seems reasonable: Well, they're supposed to match, you would think.
"But not in the real world. For them to match to the penny is bizarre."
I certainly have to admire Bobby's ability to face the bizarre and the surreal.
What is even more bizarre is that I know someone else in the music business who tells me that there was a meeting of the Music Publishers' Association shortly after that 2002 court case in which the judge (who was musically-trained) awarded Bob 25% of the royalties on Young at Heart.
"They were up in arms," my friend told me. "They were going: We can't have musicians getting royalties as writers! The world will fall apart if musicians get royalties as writers! And their whole vibe was: The judge got it wrong. So maybe someone decided to 'put it right'.
"Someone told me PRS really stands for the Publisher's Rip-off Society and not the Performing Right Society."
But surely she must be wrong.
I believe that, like the movie distribution business, the music publishing business is an honourable world filled with honourable people.
Filed under Crime, Music, Record Industry
Tagged as business, fraud, hit, industry, music, performing, profits, PRS, publisher, record, rights, rip-off, royalties, violin, VW
British Airways PR… BA = Bloody Awful
BA spells bad service
I had forgotten how awful British Airways are.
I remember flying with them to Dublin when they were trying to take-on the budget airlines. Their answer was to fly old aircraft and chop one third off the width of some of the seats. You could see where they'd done it. You had to be a contortionist or a famine victim to travel comfortably.
When I flew out to China three weeks ago, British Airways had (no surprise here) managed to over-book the flight, so they downgraded me a class. As a Scot brought up among Jews, I did not particularly mind, as they gave me £75 compensation and said the difference in price on the tickets would be refunded.
The difference in the ticket price, of course, has not yet been refunded, but what is more interesting is the way they gave me the £75, which was to hand me a British Airways Visa card with £75 on it. They told me I could withdraw the money through any ATM and, although I would normally have to pay for ATM withdrawals, the first withdrawal would be free in this case.
It was not until I got back home to the UK that I realised ATMs dispense money in £10 or £20 notes, not £5 notes. So I can withdraw £70 but not £75. I emailed British Airways over a week ago asking how to get round this problem. I imagine I could somehow pay an extra £5 into the account (though I am not sure how, as the card is not linked to any known bank or bank account) but then, if I withdraw £80, that might count as a second piece of dealing with the card so I might be charged for withdrawing the money?
With BA, anything is possible.
They are trying to foist their Visa cards on people who have not asked for them and presumably intentionally make if difficult to cash any compensation money they allegedly give you.
As I say, I contacted BA more than a week ago by e-mail – because contacting anyone who will admit to responsibility by phone is apparently impossible. No reply. So their attempt to cultivate good PR has resulted in me thinking they are incompetent and/or possibly devious wankers.
This image of BA was not helped by talking to my friend Lynn, who used to work in PR for several TV companies and who travels Business Class. She tells me that, having paid an extortionate amount of money for a Business Class seat, you may find yourself sitting staring at some random BA staff member on flights. It has happened to her. BA's response? Tough shit. I paraphrase their response but do not misrepresent it.
"In World Traveller Class and in Business Class," she told me this week, "the crew fold-down seats, which the crew use during take-off and landing, can be given to any BA staff who want to travel on the flight. So you can literally find yourself staring someone in the face in a very unrelaxed way for the whole of the journey. You can't easily settle down when you're eyeballing someone else and you can't stretch your legs out.
"They're allowing BA staff to use them for the whole of the flight if there are no spare seats. Which, for one thing, doesn't seem very safe and, for another, means you're not getting the leg room you've paid through the nose for."
This reinforces my image of BA.
BA = Bloody Awful…
Frankly, I'd rather fly in a North Korean Air Koryo Tupolev smelling of petrol fumes; at least they try their best.
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April 5, 2012 · 10:55 am
Edinburgh's PBH Free Fringe restricts performers' freedom to put on a show
The Greatest Show on Legs performing in their prime (Photograph by Matthew Hardy)
At the Edinburgh Fringe in 2008, the much-respected comedian Peter Buckley Hill was nominated for a Malcolm Hardee Award for his creation and sustenance of the PBH Free Fringe.
Last week, I blogged that the late Malcolm Hardee's friend Martin Soan was likely to revive their act The Greatest Show on Legs at this year's Edinburgh Fringe for a one-week run. The show was to involve two other former GSOL performers. Last night, I went with my eternally-un-named friend (who is not in the comedy business) to see Malcolm Hardee Award winning Lewis Schaffer's ongoing London comedy show Free Until Famous.
I heard there that the planned Greatest Show On Legs' performances in Edinburgh have, in all probability, been scuppered by Peter Buckley Hill (oft known as PBH).
In my blog in January this year, Peter wrote that the PBH Free Fringe "is a model for the liberation of performers from the chains imposed on them by others".
"This guy Peter Buckley Hill," Lewis Schaffer explained to my eternally-un-named friend late last night, "originated the idea of a festival where people are charged nothing to get in, but donate money at the door at the end of the show. It's basically indoor busking. He didn't invent anything new, he just put it into a room. It's a great idea. And a promoter called Alex Petty did the same thing and called his shows the Laughing Horse Free Festival.
"And that," Lewis explained, "is a good thing, because it means more free shows for more free comics, rather than just having one guy to go to. It's like somebody opening up a food centre giving food to starving people and somebody says, Good idea – I'll do the same thing across town. You wouldn't say, Oh, this guy's being evil because he's copied the idea of doing a free food bank! The Fringe idea is indoor busking. But Peter Buckley Hill thinks Alex Petty is doing an evil thing."
"There are all sorts of stories," I explained to my eternally-un-named friend. "Some are probably untrue and urban myths but it's like a one-sided vendetta. If any PBH Free Fringe act applies to perform or does perform at a Laughing Horse Free Festival venue, PBH bans them from appearing on the Free Fringe again. If he knows you have applied to both the Free Fringe and the Free Festival for a venue, you are barred from performing at the Free Fringe venue because you have had the audacity to approach the Free Festival. The legend goes that, if you appear at a Free Festival venue, PBH un-friends you on Facebook, though we still seem to be Facebook Friends. I have a nasty feeling this may change."
In the case of the Greatest Show on Legs, one of the performers (who does not want to be named) is booked to appear in a show on the PBH Free Fringe this year. The Greatest Show on Legs had been invited to perform at Bob Slayer's venue The Hive, which comes under the umbrella of the Laughing Horse Free Festival. When this was mentioned to PBH, it turned out (no surprise) he had a problem with it, but said there would be no problem if the Greatest Show on Legs performed, instead, at a PBH Free Fringe venue.
The rule of thumb is… If you apply to or perform at a Laughing Horse Free Festival venue, you are barred from the PBH Free Fringe. The reverse is not the case. The Laughing Horse Free Festival puts no restrictions on performers applying to both free events, nor on people who have performed for the PBH Free Fringe.
There was a story at last year's Edinburgh Fringe about a PBH Free Fringe venue which was next to a Laughing Horse Free Festival venue in the same narrow street. The latter venue was a little tucked-away and less-well signposted at the front. If any punter or passer-by asked anyone flyering outside the PBH Free Fringe venue, the flyerer had to say they had never heard of the Laughing Horse Free Fringe venue and did not know where it was. I can only presume this was an urban myth and was a totally untrue story, but I heard it repeated widely. Such stories are fertilised by the one-sided vendetta.
"It is outrageous," Martin Soan told me last night. "PBH seems to believe that, if anyone performs anywhere else, then they're not allowed to perform at his places. It could destroy young people's careers because it can come across as intimidating or bullying though, of course, I am sure it's not intended that way. Imagine if you're a young act, just starting out. We never believed there was a career for us when we started. But nowadays there is a career path in it. Suddenly someone turns round and says: Ah, you're not going to perform here if you go off and do a show somewhere else. That is detrimental to people's careers. It's restriction of trade. Not a good way of nursing young talent; it is restricting talent's ability to perform where they want."
"It's also preventing an actual show from happening?" said my eternally un-named friend.
"You could have someone else in the show," I suggested to Martin.
"Yes, but that's not the point, is it?" he replied.
"Someone Martin wanted in the show and who wanted to appear in the show has been intimidated into not appearing in the show," my eternally un-named friend said.
"You've hit the nail on the head," said Martin.
"And the show will probably not happen because of that?" I asked.
"It's just nuts," Martin said. "I'm not going to lose sleep over it. But what I'm angry about is this PBH character. Who does he think he is? He said, No, you can't go and perform at The Hive because it's part of the Free Festival, but the Legs can perform on the Free Fringe. So he was prepared to poach an act. He was just being bloody obstinate and horrible, if you ask me."
"Would you perform as part of the Free Fringe?" I asked.
"Not now. No I fucking well would not now. On principle. I have banned and barred myself from performing on the Free Fringe. I don't know what the distinction is between barred and banned but I have done both to myself."
"If," I suggested, "if one of the Big Four venues told someone who was doing a show for them that they could not go and perform as a member of a comedy team at a Free Fringe venue because performing at a free venue would undermine the box office for their performance at the Big Four paid venue, I could see that they might have a point. But PBH would be outraged and up-in-arms about the restrictive practices of the dictatorial Big venue throttling freedom of performance.
"In this case – and lots of other cases – what you have is the PBH Free Fringe saying anyone who dares to perform at the other free festival in town is barred from performing at the PBH Free Fringe. While claiming that free performance shows are somehow liberating to the performer. It's like Communism coming along and saying We will give people freedom and you end up with a dictatorship by the one-Party state."
"It's like The Bridge on the River Kwai," said Lewis Schaffer. "Alec Guinness did a good thing by keeping the men occupied to build the bridge. He saved the lives of his own men. He was a good man. But, somewhere along the line, he forgot what his purpose was. He fell in love with the bridge and forgot about the men and about the War. At the end of the film, he'd forgotten what the purpose of the bridge was. And it's the same with Peter Buckley Hill. He's forgotten what the purpose of the Free Fringe was: to widen the opportunities for performers. The Free Fringe is not for him; it's for other people and the more people who put on more free shows, the better it is for Comedy."
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"Earth's 2015 surface temperatures were the warmest since modern record keeping began in 1880." — NASA.
"America's leadership in Paris has put the world on the path to a clean energy future that will create jobs and save lives." — Gene Karpinski, president of the League of Conservation Voters.
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive." — Donald Trump.
In late 2015, at the Paris Climate Summit (COP 21), the world made history by agreeing to rapid carbon emissions reductions in an effort to prevent catastrophic climate change. The Summit, which has earned criticism from climate activists claiming its resulting treaty doesn't go far enough and attacks from a fossil fuel industry which would necessarily be phased out as the global community pushes for a transition to low and zero carbon energy sources, forged the strongest international climate treaty yet. As such, it represented a huge leap forward in global climate policy.
As the treaty was being hammered out in Paris, COP 21 quickly became a central topic of debate in the 2016 US Presidential Election. Republicans, who have made a brand name out of pandering for fossil fuel corporate campaign dollars by making ever-more outrageous public professions of climate change denial, practically tripped over each other in their efforts to denounce the treaty.
Ted Cruz, the main contender to Trump, held what could best be described as a circus of climate change denial on the floor of Congress while the Paris Summit was unfolding. Chris Christie — who was still in the race at the time, but now appears to be Trump's most likely VP candidate — blithely stated "There's no climate crisis." Not to be outdone, Trump coined a new conspiracy theory. Fanning both the flames of climate change denial and US workers' fears of losing jobs to the Chinese he outrageously claimed "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive." As if all the climate scientists in the world were somehow involved in some sort of secret deal with the Chinese to wreck US manufacturing. As if wind, solar and electric vehicles didn't represent a massive new avenue for US manufacturing growth and a potential for jobs expansion not seen since the middle of the 20th Century.
Today, as the Presidential Primaries began to enter their final races, Trump apparently decided that his blanket assertion that climate scientists were involved in shady deals with the Chinese probably wasn't going to cut it. Making a herculean effort to issue a more serious statement on Paris, Trump today claimed that he would seek to renegotiate the treaty or to withdraw from it altogether. Since the US has already committed to the treaty — pledging to reduce carbon emissions by between 26 and 28 percent through 2030 — Trump's new claims could be taken only slightly more seriously than his earlier Chinese global conspiracy allegations. For even in the event that he is elected, he would have difficulty withdrawing as that process would take five years and much of the action had already been locked in.
What we should seriously consider, however, is Trump's potential to wreck a path of ongoing emissions reductions that has been carefully crafted over the past 8 years. Trump's statements should instead be interpreted as a signaled intent to harm the spirit of global cooperation on carbon emissions reductions that the US — in its Paris leadership during late 2015 — engendered. Trump casts blame on the Chinese, makes false claims that US commitments already in place are hurtful to the US economy, and appears ready to open a war on ramping rates of renewable energy adoption in the US. Harmful words considering the fact that renewable energy now creates five times more jobs than coal and that hundreds of US cities rely on healthy oceans, stable coastlines and predictable growing seasons for their own economic well-being.
Trump's words engender and epitomize what has been an ongoing effort by him, and his republican allies, to spread climate ignorance and to prevent helpful climate action. In essence, Trump is pledging to block what is now a building global effort to save lives and prevent harm. An effort that every person of conscience and right mind should now be undertaking.
It's important to take a step back and think about this notion for a moment.
First, the IEA is looking at world energy consumption. They see coal use going up. They see natural gas use going up. They're looking at the volumes of CO2 produced. They're looking at trend lines. And what they're seeing is 1000 ppm CO2 by the end of this century.
The IEA isn't stupid. They know that basic atmospheric physics tells us that 1000 ppm CO2 means that the world will end up warming by about 11 degrees Fahrenheit. And doing a little simple math, you end up with Miami-like temperatures in Boston.
It's a simple analogy and it gives people a small sliver of the problem we're facing in a bite-size, easy to understand, way. But there is a real problem with this analogy. And it is simply this: if temperatures rise by 11 degrees before the end of this century it is highly doubtful that either Miami or Boston will still exist as anything but hazards for maritime navigation. Such a rapid rise in temperature means an equally rapid rise in sea level that would likely wipe both cities off the map.
And this is not to blame the IEA. Were the IEA to make a claim that it is likely that Boston and Miami wouldn't remain as viable cities by the end of this century it would probably lose a good degree of credibility. The possibility of an 11 degree temperature rise is an incredible enough notion to tangle with in itself. And a typically conservative body like the IEA is having to do severe contortions just to publish a factual assessment of the impacts of human greenhouse gas emissions. And so we get the Miami/Boston comparison instead.
But this doesn't detract from the fact that the IEA and most other international bodies, including the IPCC, are soft pedaling the issue of climate change. And they couldn't really do otherwise. The issue, itself, is so large, powerful, and complex, the forces involved so vast, that it is difficult for governing bodies to create context for managing expectation. In short, our entire context, should we continue on this path, will change in radical and unpredictable ways. And human beings, in general, don't really know how to cope with this kind of severe disorientation.
Miami in Boston is difficult enough. Miami and Boston both under water before the end of this century, though more factually correct, is much more difficult a notion to swallow. And so the terrible nature of a future where fossil fuel emissions continue is cloaked.
The IEA is making the correct assertions when it comes to policy. To a certain extent, they can see the writing on the wall. But based on their statements, I don't really think they've come to grips with the true nature of the problem that is global warming. 11 degrees is an abstract measure on paper. But, in the real world, it means radical change. It means oceans of water vapor in the air. It means mountains of ice melted. It means vastly expanded seas. It means much of the United States is the Sahara Desert.
And 1000 parts per million CO2 brings with it its own horrors. Not the least of which is an acidified ocean that places many ocean species at extreme risk of extinction.
And all these changes don't begin to take into account the risk of runaway Global Warming that Hansen and others have warned of.
No. I don't think the IEA got the context right. But who can blame them. It's a tough context to grapple with. And they've got that immense elephant of fossil fuel special interests sitting on their chests, keeping them from speaking loudly enough for the rest of us to hear. If there's anything that's been illustrated over the past four years, it's the egregious level of influence these special interest groups exert on governments and policy-makers around the world, to the detriment of us all. But that's also a context problem. A context problem for the fossil fuel interests who are either ignorant or callous to the terrible future they're foisting on the rest of us.
All that said, if we're going to start dealing with this problem, we'll need to start being more honest about it. It is just as terrible a threat as global nuclear war, perhaps worse. That's what we're dealing with and we really need to start telling the truth. Miami in Boston doesn't even begin to cut it.


both sides of the coin circus: Thanks Diane!
You may have noticed that there were many beautiful pictures from the Haunted House and my show with Shpongle, taken by Diane Smithers.
Here's yet another one she recently posted.


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Izu city [Shizuoka prefecture Japan]
Last modified: 2015-01-23 by zoltán horváth
Keywords: shizuokai | izu |
image by Tomislav Šipek, 04 April 2014
City Flag
Flag Variant
Amagiyugashima
Nakaizu
Shuzenji
The flags od the city of Izu are blue or white with mark.
Sources: http://www.city.ena.lg.jp/news/201202/20120216/
http://www.kazuta-toshiki.com/article/319131603.html
Tomislav Šipek, 04 April 2014
The city emblem was adopted on Jun 26th 2004 by Notice No187 but there is no flag law. The color between green and blue flag has a white city emblem in the center. The green color stands for sea and green for mountains. The emblem represents its geographical dimension and its progress by the integration.
Nozomi Kariyasu, 09 May 2014
Amagiyugashima Town / 天城湯ヶ島町
The flag of the former town of Amagiyugashima was green with mark. The town is now, from 2004, part of the city of Izu.
Source: http://warp.ndl.go.jp/info:ndljp/pid/239438/www.izuamagi.com/gappei/gappeikyou/chouin/keika.html
Nakaizu Town / 中伊豆町
The flag of the former town of Nakaizu was blue with mark. The town is now, from 2004, part of the city of Izu.
Shuzenji Town / 修善寺町
The flag of the former town of Shuzenji was green with mark. The town is now, from 2004, part of the city of Izu.
Toi Town / 土肥町
The flag of the former town of Toi was orange with mark. The town is now, from 2004, part of the city of Izu.


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OCR Letter Says Connecticut's Policy on Transgender Athletes Violates Title IX
By Mark Walsh — May 28, 2020 5 min read
The U.S. Department of Education's office for civil rights has determined that Connecticut's interscholastic sports governing body and six school districts violated Title IX with a policy that permits transgender students to compete based on their gender identity.
OCR's May 15 "letter of impending enforcement action" came to light Thursday. It follows an investigation conducted after a complaint filed on behalf of three female track athletes who alleged that the transgender participation policy of the Connecticut Interscholastic Athletics Association denied them athletic benefits and opportunities in violation of Title IX, which prohibits discrimination based on sex in federally funded educational programs.
The CIAC, "by permitting the participation of biologically male students in girls interscholastic track" under the transgender participation policy "denied female student-athletes benefits and opportunities," the letter states.
Those benefits and opportunities include advancing to event finals and higher-level regional competitions; the chance to win individual and team state championships; to place higher in suchtevents; to receive awards and other recognition; and possibly to obtain greater visibility to colleges and other benefits, the letter said.
The CIAC, responding to changes in Connecticut law, amended its transgender participation policy in 2013 to defer to a student's own gender identity and a school district's determination of the student's eligibility based on the student's gender identity in school records and everyday school life.
In 2019, the participation of two transgender athletes who were identified male at birth in the girls' track competitions prompted complaints from several parents and cisgender female athletes.
The OCR letter details interviews with the three female athletes who filed the complaint and includes page after page of results from the indoor and outdoor track seasons in 2017-18 and 2018-19, masking the identities of complainants and the transgender athletes.
The letter said the participation of the two transgender athletes, identified as Student A and Student B, had the most impact on a complainant described as Student 2.
"Specifically, Student A's 1st place finish, in the finals of the 2018-2019 Outdoor Class S Statewide Championship for the 100-meter dash and the 200-meter dash, denied Student 2, who placed 2nd in both events, the benefit of a 1st place finish," the letter states. "And Student A's and Student B's 1st and 2nd place finishes, in the 2018-2019 Indoor State Open Championship for the 55-meter dash, denied an opportunity for Student 2, who placed 3rd, to place 1st in the event and receive the benefit of a 1st place medal."
"Denying a female student a chance to win a championship is inconsistent with Title IX's mandate of equal opportunity for both sexes," states the letter, which was signed by Timothy C.J. Blanchard, the director of OCR's regional office in New York City.
The letter notes that OCR issued the enforcement action after the "failure" of the CIAC and the six school districts—Glastonbury, Bloomfield, Canton, Cromwell, Danbury, and Hartford—to "resolve the identified areas of noncompliance."
OCR will either begin proceedings to terminate or defer federal financial assistance to the districts and the CIAC, which is both a direct and indirect recipient of federal aid, or will "refer the cases to the U.S. Department of Justice for judicial proceedings to enforce any rights of the United States under its laws," the letter states.
The three female athletes who were the complainants to OCR have also sued the CIAC and several school districts raising the same Title IX claim. In that suit, President Donald Trump's administration filed a statement of interest in March that said the CIAC's transgender policy and its incorrect interpretation of Title IX prevents schools from taking account of "the real physiological differences between men and women."
The Alliance Defending Freedom, which represents the complaining female students in both the lawsuit and the OCR complaint, welcomed the OCR enforcement letter.
"We're encouraged that the Department of Education has officially clarified that allowing males to compete in the female category isn't fair, destroys girls' athletic opportunities, and clearly violates federal law," ADF Legal Counsel Christiana Holcomb said in a statement. "Males will always have inherent physical advantages over comparably talented and trained girls—that's the reason we have girls' sports in the first place."
[UPDATED Friday 10:15 a.m.] Chelsea Mitchell, one of the female track athletes represented by the Alliance Defending Freedom, said in a statement that she was "extremely happy and relieved" by the OCR's stance.
"It feels like we are finally headed in the right direction, and that we will be able to get justice for the countless girls along with myself that have faced discrimination for years," Mitchell said. "It is liberating to know that my voice, my story, my loss, has been heard; that those championships I lost mean something."
The Associated Press noted Thursday that Mitchell won two indoor state track title races earlier this year over one of the transgender athletes, Miller.
The CIAC, in a statement on its website, said the association "adopted its inclusive sports participation policy for transgender athletes in accordance with federal and state guidance and consistent with its commitment to providing opportunities for sports participation to all student athletes in Connecticut."
The association said state law "is clear and students who identify as female are to be recognized as female for all purposes-including high school sports."
Meanwhile, the American Civil Liberties Union has intervened in the legal case in U.S. district court in Hartford on behalf of the two transgender athletes, Terry Miller and Andraya Yearwood.
"All that today's finding represents is yet another attack from the Trump administration on transgender students," said Chase Strangio, the deputy director for Trans Justice with the ACLU's LGBT & HIV Project. "[Secretary Betsy] DeVos's Department of Education is wrong on the law, and we will continue to defend transgender students under Title IX and the Constitution. Trans students belong in our schools, including on sports teams, and we aren't backing down from this fight."
Mark Walsh
Contributing Writer, Education Week
Mark Walsh covers education law and the U.S. Supreme Court for Education Week.
A version of this news article first appeared in The School Law Blog.
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199 Fremont Street is a class-A office skyscraper in South of Market district of San Francisco, California. The , 27-story tower was designed by KMD Architects (Kaplan Mclaughlin Diaz), and completed in 2000.

See also
List of tallest buildings in San Francisco
KMD Architects

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Skyscraper office buildings in San Francisco
South of Market, San Francisco
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Arnold Schwarzenegger mistakes son-in-law Chris Pratt for Chris Evans
By Jaclyn Hendricks
January 5, 2021 | 12:01pm
Chris Pratt, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Chris Evans Getty Images
Arnold Schwarzenegger closed out the year in 2020 fashion on Thursday, mistaking son-in-law Chris Pratt for fellow Marvel star Chris Evans.
Schwarzenegger, 73, the father of Pratt's wife Katherine, 31, made the goof last week while appearing on the "Guardians of the Galaxy" actor's Greater Good Instagram telethon.
"Hello, Chris… Evans. Not Chris Evans, sorry. I screw up this whole thing right from the beginning. Chris Pratt," Schwarzenegger said laughing.
"Sorry about that. I should know your name," he continued. "You're my favorite son-in-law."
Pratt, 41, then quipped: "I'm you're only son-in-law, I better be your favorite!"
Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt
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Pratt has been married to Katherine since 2019. The couple welcomed their first child together, daughter Lyla Maria, over the summer.
Prior to Schwarzenegger's appearance on the telethon Thursday, Pratt worried that he would be the one to screw up.
"He is Mr. Universe, the terminator, he's the former governor of California, my father-in-law, my daughter's grandfather — in a word, I better not screw this up or I will be terminated," Pratt said before introducing Schwarzenegger.
Pratt confirmed Thursday the event raised $600,000 to aid hunger relief.
In late 2020, social media dubbed Pratt the worst Chris in Hollywood. His Marvel co-stars, including Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo, assembled to defend him.
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Simple joys are lasting, right? Thanks, Fran.
I agree, Chris. It's remembering that, in the deluge of work, that I need to do. Mostly, I do.
Love this slice and love that you left us with kindness. We need to slow down, remember it will all get done and embrace the moment we are in. Thank you for the reminder.
Yes .. the slowing, the noticing, the stories.
Simple word, sweet moment, powerful lesson, beautiful slice.
Life happens in the small moments. Thanks for sharing this special story.
Thank you, Rose, for taking a moment to read and a further moment to write.
#lovewins … we need more of that, Erika.
It's taking a moment to listen, no matter how busy you are. It's making eye contact to demonstrate your attentiveness. It's allowing another soul to share a space in time with you, no matter how brief. That's what it means to be a teacher.
So, true, Annie, and thank you for taking the time to notice and to comment.
Hi! This made me smile. Thanks.
I made you smile? All worth the words on the page. Yeah!