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30 Cozy Autumn Baby Names That Offer Special Meaning for Fall Babies
September 26, 2022 September 28, 2022 / Baby Names / By Andrew Kreeger
If you're expecting a baby this fall season, you might consider a name that celebrates this time of year. The colors of nature inspire autumn baby names, plants and animals associated with fall, festivals like Harvest, and seasonal changes like shorter days and the nights becoming darker. While a name like Autumn is a trendy choice for girls today and has been since the 1990s, there are plenty of appellations out there that honor the season. In fact, we prefer names that subtly hint at fall.
With the leaves beginning to change on those chilly temperatures just over the horizon, we wanted to round up a list of our favorite fall names for babies. These appellations embody the golden season we are entering and celebrate all the things that make it so very special. If you're expecting during the fall months, you could do no better than to choose one of these stunning baby names for your child!
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Marigold is one of the perfect fall flower names that new parents have begun to embrace. The name is of English origin and means "golden flower." Marigold flowers have long been associated with the Virgin Mary as a symbol of her warmth and purity. Marigold flowers are beloved and they bloom through the early months of fall. That makes Marigold a spectacular autumn baby name with considering for your baby girl.
The origin of the name Talulla is a bit complicated. It is found as a Native American name as well as an Irish one. Its Irish root comes from the name Tuilelaith which means "lady of abundance." That makes this appellation a great choice for a Harvest or Thanksgiving baby. This name has a playful and energetic sound and while most folks have heard of it, it is rarely given as a baby name in the US today. You can change that!
In 2013, Aurelia returned to favor after 60 years of neglect from new parents. It's tracking to crack the US top 500 most popular names for girls this year. This name can be traced back to ancient Rome where it was used as the clan name, Aurelius. Aurelia's Latin root means "the golden one." As an autumn baby name, Aurelia proves a remarkable option that honors this golden season.
Orla is an Irish name closely associated with the high king Brian Boru because it was the name of his sister, daughter, and niece. It was very popular in the Middle Ages (the fourth most popular name in twelfth century Ireland) and has become popular again in Ireland, Scotland, England, and Wales today. The name has not crossed the pond yet, however, which means it is a unique option that has yet to trend among parents here. The name means "golden princess," which feels mightily appropriate as an autumn baby name.
From 1960 until 2017, Opal went out of style. This spectacular, vintage-sounding appellation has returned today and is tracking to land in the top 500 this year. The name originated in Sanskrit as a name that means "gem." Opal is the beautiful, milky birthstone for October making it a great autumn baby name for a girl born in October or simply during the fall season.
If Aurelia felt like a fussy name to you, you might be looking for other options that celebrate the golden season. Goldie gets right to the point and feels remarkably cute. Goldie is an English name that comes from Yiddish. Goldie spent over six decades off the popularity charts before returning to the top 1000 in 2021. Parents today have rediscovered this appellation's resplendent charms.
Sorrel is a unisex, botanical name from French that means "reddish brown." The sorrel plant has been prized for its medicinal qualities for centuries. Sorrel is rare in the US today but could make for a distinctive choice as it has a gentle, inviting sound.
Aster flowers, like marigolds, continue to bloom into the fall season, making it an appropriate autumn baby name inspired by flowers. Aster flowers take their name from a Greek root that means "star." Aster is a unisex option but we prefer this one for baby girls. It's the perfect alternative to its Persian cousin, Esther.
A very sweet autumn baby name, Maple is an English tree name that comes from a Latin root that means "piece of cloth." Maple has never been a widely used name for girls but we think it has tons of potential for nature-loving parents. Despite it being overlooked, Maple has the stately sound of an established name. Not a bit syrupy at all!
One of the Hebrew names for girls that has flown completely under the radar of most American parents is Jora. This unique appellation means "autumn rain." We would love to hear this name more often in classrooms and on playgrounds. It is a real winner that no other girl in your daughter's class will have.
The glowing autumn baby name Ember is the French form of Amber and it is a name that is as warm as it gets. Ember first gained traction in the US in 2009 and it has been steadily climbing ever since. While this name is growing in popularity it will undoubtedly be confused with the 1980s and 90s staple, Amber but if you don't mind correcting a few folks, it could be a winning option for your daughter.
People lost it when Gwyneth Paltrow chose the name Apple for her daughter in 2004. Today, with the meteoric rise of all the nature baby names, it feels rather commonplace. The fall season is apple season which makes it a winning, nature-inspired option for your daughter.
Dagan
Popular in Israel for girls and boys born on Shavuot, a harvest festival, Dagan has yet to capture many American parents' imagination. Dagan is also found in Babylonian myth as a god of corn and grain which makes it feel doubly appropriate. It is from these origins that the name is taken to mean "corn and grain."
Omaira
Omaira is a name of Arabic origin that can either mean "long life" or "red." We love the color meaning here as it reminds us of the burning color of autumn's most beautiful foliage. Although popular in the Middle East, Omaira has yet to land on many birth certificates in the US. We feel it's time for that to change!
If Marigold was a name that's too on the nose for you, consider Crisanta. It is a Spanish name from Greek that means "chrysanthemum" or "golden flower." The flowers are the birth flower for November making this name very appropriate for a baby born during the month. Despite the popular "Cris" beginning, the appellation has never been a popular choice in the US. Bring it on, parents.
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Garner was a mildly popular name for boys up until the 1930s in the US. The name is of English origin, commonly found as a surname, which means "granary." That makes it a beautiful autumn baby name that celebrates the harvest. Will this name make a comeback? It's long overdue for one!
Sarad
Most American parents have never heard the pleasant name Sarad but we bet they would use it if they knew it! Sarad is a name of Hindi origin that means "born in Autumn." Let's show this name some love, folks!
Bruno has had plenty of ups and downs when it comes to popularity in the US. Its most popular year in the US was 1915 but it's trending up today. We think it's a stylish choice and one of the very best autumn baby names for boys. Bruno is of German origin and means "brown."
Omri is an Old Testament king of Israel with relation to the Harvest. The name is of Hebrew origin and means "my sheaf," a reference to a bundle of grain that has been recently harvested. Despite being completely accessible and totally handsome, the name has not found much favor outside of Israel. Omri is a winning option and one of our favorite autumn baby names for boys.
Cedar is an attractive tree name for both boys and girls but we like it a touch more for boys. Cedar comes from French and English from a Latin root that refers to the tree. The name also has religious significance. It is mentioned in the bible: "The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree and grow like a cedar in Lebanon." The Lebanon cedar was used to build King Solomon's temple.
Shaqir
Shaqir can also be spelled Shakir but both come from an Arabic root that means "thankful." If you are expecting your baby boy around Thanksgiving, it could make for a really appropriate and meaningful choice.
Lugh is the Irish god of the harvest, who also rules over truth, the law, and the arts. His magic includes a fiery spear and a boat that sails itself. He is celebrated in a pagan festival called Lughnasa. While most will likely assume Lou, Lugh is a name worth defending. It has never been popular in the US which feels completely unreal to us.
A rad alternative to Bradley, Radley is a name of English origin that was used as a habitational name for someone living near a "red meadow." The name has never been a popular choice making it a unique option if you decided to put it on your baby's birth certificate.
Maize is a gentle harvest name that does not feel the least bit corny to us. The name is of English origin and it makes us think of corn mazes and other autumnal activities. This name is only given to about a dozen babies each year and it is appropriate for both girls and boys.
One of the world's most beloved names, Adam, is derived from Hebrew and means "son of the red earth." The name has always been popular in the US so if you choose it, know that your Adam will be in very good company. We love the color meaning of this name which makes it a solid option among other autumn baby names.
Russell originated in French as a name that means "redhead" or "fox-colored." Russell has been a popular name for boys in the US for over 100 years but it has been trending down over the last two decades. We think it's a fine appellation and a great autumn baby name.
Another one of the lovely autumn baby names inspired by trees and changing leaves, Linden was a mildly popular name prior to the 1950s in the US. It has since slipped and would be a unique and distinct option today. Linden is of English origin, a habitational name for a person living near the "linden tree hill."
Rust is sometimes used as a diminutive form of Russell but it's also a standalone appellation for boys. This name feels much cooler than its cousin Rusty and it evokes images of red and orange, perfect for the autumn season. Rust, despite it being familiar, has never been seen as a viable option for baby boys. We think more parents should turn to it.
Hunter originated as an occupational name for, you guessed it, "a hunter." The name is a great option for autumn when the season really kicks into high gear. This name is given to both girls and boys today and it currently sits in the US top 100 most popular names for boys. It's a steadfast choice that will serve your family well.
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Crispin
Crispin captures the crispy leaves of fall and the crisp feel of the cool air. Crispin originated in Latin as a name that means "curly hair." This name has never been popular in the US and we think it deserves more love from parents today.
There you go! We hope you enjoyed these autumn baby names and that you found some options to add to your shortlist. A fall baby is something to celebrate and these autumn baby names highlight what makes this time of year so very special. For even more baby name inspiration, keep reading. We've got more fall-inspired appellations to share with you!
September Baby Names for Boys
Because of the early Labor Day holiday in the US, occupational names derived from surnames feel extremely important as they celebrate various vocations. Mason is one of the most popular of these, meaning "ston worker."
Like Mason, Sawyer is also a gender-neutral baby name that is wildly popular. This name is also derived from English as an occupational surname for a "woodcutter."
One last occupational baby name in honor of Labor Day! Cooper is a wildly popular option for both boys and girls. The name is also of English origin and it means "barrel maker." Cooper first began its meteoric rise in the 1980s before becoming one of the US's favorite September baby names.
Brogan is a storied appellation of Irish origin that means "small shoe." Who you have Irish heritage or just like names from the Emerald Isle, it could be the best September baby name for your son. Saint Brogan (seen as Saint Broccán Clóen in Gaelic) was a nephew of Saint Patrick and the feast day is held on September 17.
Another name that would be at home in Ireland is Fitzgerald which is considered both Irish and Scottish, meaning "son of Gerald." We chose this iconic option in honor of novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald who was born September 24.
Garnet is one of the September baby names that works for both boys and girls. Yes, it is the birthstone for January but the name for it is derived from a French word that means "pomegranate." Pomegranate season starts in September in the US making it an appropriate option to include.
We're really knocking it out of the park with unisex options here. Aster is a name of English origin that means "star." Of course, aster flowers are one of the birth flowers for the month of Septemebr making it a real winner for a baby born this month.
Legendary singer and songwriter Otis Redding sure had a voice that was so smooth it could make you go weak in the knees! The musician was born on September 9, 1941. You could honor his memory with the name or simply pick this one for its offbeat sound. The name is of German origin and means "wealthy."
Yes, Clark is an English occupational name but it also celebrates a very important time of year for many children across the US. Back-to-school tends to happen in late August or September. This makes names about education feel very appropriate as September baby names. Clark means "scholar."
Jarah
Pronounced JAY-rah, Jahrah is a name of Hebrew origin for boys that means "honeysuckle" or "honeycomb." In the US, honey harvesting is well underway in September making this meaning a fitting one for your September baby boy. This name has traditionally been reserved for boys but some parents are gifting it to their baby girls as well. It's definitely a name to watch.
Cyprian is a boy's name of Greek origin meaning "man of Cyprus." The name has been in use since medieval times, initially made known via the third-century lawyer, martyr, and bishop of Carthage, St. Cyprian. The Saint's feast day is on either September 16 or 26.
Harvest has been occasionally used as a name since the eighteenth century, originally as evenly unisex, though it tips a bit in the girls' direction today. However, we like this one for boys. But, do your thing, parents! Harvest, of course, names the season we find ourselves in during September, making it an unusual yet evocative option.
Pronounced KOO-ro, Kuro is a name for boys of Japanese origin that means "ninth son." Now, we know not too many parents are popping out nine babies these days but we thought the nine number would be significant for our ninth month of the year, September.
Finbar
Finbar is a name for boys of Irish origin that means "fair hair." We chose this storied Irish classic due to its relation to Saint Finbar whose feast day is celebrated on September 25. He is the patron saint of Cork and in Irish folklore, Finbarr (there are many popular spellings) was king of the fairies. Not too shabby!
Sarad is a Hindi name for boys that means "born in Autumn." Is this the ultimate September baby name for boys? It very well could be! The name has never been widely given in the US but that could change. Baby name database, Nameberry says that users' interest in the name is up 96%! Expect to hear more of this one in the coming years!
September Baby Names for Girls
Let's kick off these September baby names for girls with a bang! Autumn has been a very popular choice in the US in recent decades and it is more popular today than ever before. This gentle, season name offers plenty of warmth and approachability, making it an excellent option for your daughter born in September.
Let's try some occupational names for girls that celebrate Labor Day. Harper is a unisex choice that has been moving in the girls' direction ever so slightly. The name once was used as a surname for a "harp player." You will be in good company if you choose this name as it is the 10th most popular name given to girls right now!
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Not too far off from Harper, comes another English occupational name, Piper. Piper refers to a person who is a "pipe or flute player." Despite the name being very old it has only been widely used for girls in the US since the late 1990s! It's enjoying plenty of favor today and would be great for your September baby.
Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year, so a name meaning "new," particularly a Jewish name such as Oriana, feels very appropriate. Oriana is a multicultural name that is taken to mean "light or dawn" in its Hebrew context. That makes it a great fit for a September baby girl.
We are going to stick with the Jewish holiday theme by choosing a name that means "apple." Apples are considered a symbol of the High Holidays. It's also a great time of year for picking apples! Avalon is not a Hebrew name. It comes from the Celtic tradition and means "island of apples." It's a paradise found in Arthurian legend.
Rosamel
Rosamel is technically a unisex name but it has a masculine image in most Spanish-speaking communities. Rosamel comes from French and Spanish and means "rose and honey." Not bad at all! Honey is another popular symbol associated with the High Holidays that are celebrated in September.
Anara
We recommended Garnet as a boy's name but it's a great one for girls as well. Garnet is a French name that means "pomegranate" which is yet another symbol of the High Holidays. If Garnet sounds too tough, give Anara a try. This multicultural name can be found in Persian, Hindi, and Kazakh. Most agree that the name means "pomegranate flower." What a dream of a name!
Jubilee is a unisex option that we particularly like for September-born baby girls. It's the last name we put forward to celebrate the Jewish High Holidays. The name is of Hebrew origin and means "ram's horn." The ram's horn is yet another item and symbol associated with the holidays. It also sounds like a party!
Sapphire is an enchanting name that belongs to one of September's birthstones. The name is derived from Hebrew, Greek, and Latin origins. It means "blue." Although the name is rather popular in the UK it is still rare in the US. You can help change that, new parents!
Pronounced as-TAIR-ah, Astera is the Hebrew answer to Aster and also names the flower but gives it a feminine spin. Astera is a popular choice in Israel but it has yet to find its way to the US in any significant numbers. That makes this September baby name an untapped flower name that many parents should turn to.
Not too far off from Astera is Arista which comes from Greek and Latin and means "ear of corn." Corn is huge at this time of year across much of the United States making it a great Septemeber baby name that celebrates nature and this remarkable time of year.
Libra is the zodiac sign associated with the latter days of September. The name comes from Greek and means "scales" or "balance." Libra has yet to take off for baby girls but it has potential as an alternative to the hot name Lyra or a spin on the dated classic Libba.
Virgo is extremely rare as a baby name but it could be a great September option for your baby girl. Virgo presides over the beginning of the month. The name is of Greek origin and means "maiden" or "virgin."
For this name's pronunciation, the emphasis goes on the second syllable as in veh-REE-nah. The name is of Latin origin and means "integrity." Saint Verena was a third-century nurse who is especially venerated in Switzerland. Her feast day is on September 14, making it appropriate as a choice for your September baby.
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Well, you could skip all the formalities and cut right to the chase. September works as a baby name for both boys and girls and, while it is rare, it typically goes to baby girls over boys. September was a word invented by the Romans for the seventh month on their calendar and indeed means "seven." In today's context, September is the ninth month on our calendar and the start of one of the year's best seasons.
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Andrew is an Assistant Editor for Mamas Uncut with over ten years of experience as a writer in the creative, marketing, and blogging spaces. After studying Film and Art History, he developed a passion for telling stories in a variety of mediums. Obsessively making lists, reporting celebrity news, and diving into emerging pop cultural topics are a few of his interests.
1 Discover the Best Autumn Baby Names for Girls
1.1 Marigold
1.2 Talulla
1.3 Aurelia
1.4 Orla
1.5 Opal
1.6 Goldie
1.7 Sorrel
1.8 Aster
1.9 Maple
1.10 Jora
1.11 Ember
1.12 Apple
1.13 Dagan
1.14 Omaira
1.15 Crisanta
2 Consider These Amazing Autumn Baby Names for Boys
2.1 Garner
2.2 Sarad
2.3 Bruno
2.4 Omri
2.5 Cedar
2.6 Shaqir
2.7 Lugh
2.8 Radley
2.9 Maize
2.10 Adam
2.11 Russell
2.12 Linden
2.13 Rust
2.14 Hunter
2.15 Crispin
3 September Baby Names for Boys
3.1 Mason
3.2 Sawyer
3.3 Cooper
3.4 Brogan
3.5 Fitzgerald
3.6 Garnet
3.8 Otis
3.9 Clark
3.10 Jarah
3.11 Cyprian
3.12 Harvest
3.13 Kuro
3.14 Finbar
3.15 Sarad
4 September Baby Names for Girls
4.1 Autumn
4.2 Harper
4.3 Piper
4.4 Oriana
4.5 Avalon
4.6 Rosamel
4.7 Anara
4.8 Jubilee
4.9 Sapphire
4.10 Astera
4.11 Arista
4.12 Libra
4.13 Virgo
4.14 Verena
4.15 September
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The Los Angeles Times' Company Town blog has, as it does at the start of every new year, turned to its various sources to come up with a few predictions about what the near future might have in store for several big names in media. And quite a few seem like good bets! Let's take a look at a few of their predictions before weighing in with our own thoughts, shall we?
Google may have already begun to claim its stake in the TV industry with the creation of GoogleTV (much to the chagrin of several networks, it turned out), but Apple will likely try and succeed where Google is losing steam with its very own iTunes-powered Apple TV.
We can totally see this happening. With American audiences now watching more than TV than ever before, it'd be foolish of Apple not to get its own piece of the pie. Plus, it seems like a natural extension for the brand – and a chance for it to offer new and innovative ways of consuming, interacting with and customizing television content. We can only hope that, in a nod to the Cult of Apple, the company chooses to call its creation the iV.
American Idol will see its ratings fall when it replaces acerbic Brit Simon Cowell with Jennifer Lopez's hair extensions and whatever's left of Steven Tyler. Meanwhile, Cowell's new program, The X Factor, will bring in huge numbers in its bid to replicate the success it enjoyed in Britain over on our side of the pond.
Our take? A trend can only last so long, and with so many copycat talent shows sprouting up to utterly saturate the market, viewers will initially tune in to both shows out of curiosity, then grow bored as they find themselves watching a very staid, predictable formula play itself out – especially since the contestants, with few exceptions, seem consistently, well. Bland. But, given the fact that recycling Star Search turned out so well, maybe Cowell & Co. can work the same magic for a new, revamped version of American Bandstand. Hosted by Willows Smith and Palin, of course.
Company Blog sources predict that Katie Couric will stick with her CBS Evening News gig after mulling over other, more lucrative opportunities.
Stick with us here: We think that, with her outspoken commitment to promoting colon health, Couric would be a perfect fit to host a talk show heavy on health and wellness issues on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network. True, that would make Couric one of the few (if not the only) talent on the network not "discovered" by Oprah, but her approachability and the trust she inspires in American viewers would make her a good fit for Oprah's inspirational, motivational venture. Is it likely to happen? Of course not. But if it does, you'll have to give us credit for totally calling it first.
Experts believe that ABC News will not merge with Bloomberg, nor will CBS News enter into a relationship with CNN, both because of issues with union contracts and the kind of management struggles that nearly derailed the recent NewsBeast union.


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What are the jobs like in Launceston?
Are there public service jobs there or at least a variety of jobs in Launceston?
samiu1 What about part time/ casual work for students?
In all honesty, virtually non-existant, especially if you are looking for something above minimum wage, and don't have any contacts. The local job market is exceptionally tight these past few years, and the outlook is even more grim unfortunately.
My advice, don't move here unless you already have something secure lined up, or else you could be on the job hunt for a very long time, even if you have strong qualifications.
Of course there are always some qualifications that travel better than others in regards to finding employment, but overall, Launceston and the North is a very tough job market to crack, even with skills. Good luck.
There are but many positions already have people acting in them long-term. Apart from this public sector wage rises have been capped at 2 percent for seven consecutive years (meaning our nurses, for example, are the lowest paid in the country. Possibly true of other professions too). Government application process, including selection criteria, very idiosyncratic too. If you are in a position to try casual employment first I'd strongly recommend it.
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"Beers Ago" is typical country nostalgia, but there's a vibrancy to it because of Keith's skill as a vocalist. There's an urgency there that makes it sound like he could sing his way back there, simply by the sheer will of his voice.
And who else could pull of a line about "the man in the moon working his magic on the second runner up of the 4H pageant"? It's like he didn't get the memo that this was a filler track, and he ended up with a solid record.
Love Bobby Pinson's songwriting abilities, so I'm going to give this one a fair listen.
Good point on Keith's vocal style. That level of straightforwardness is definitely very refreshing.
Not quite sure what I think of the song itself, but I'll give it a few more listens.
Someone wrote a comment on Last.fm on one of Toby's songs calling him one of the best soul singers of this generation and I'm somewhat inclined to agree!
Toby Keith's is a Mans Man. Doesn't sing about panzy stuff like the Rascal Flats do… love this song – great stuff !!


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Acknowledging the modifications and their effects.
Before executing the policies, strategies and methods that will start constant enhancement for business, you have to examine and recognize the consequences of each modification. The effects of change might be unfavorable or favorable. Carrying out such analysis to study the future changes is essential to separate the ones that ought to be performed from those that need to be disposed of.
Following all the issues and the worries.
Lastly, you will need to acknowledge each and every concern that harbors the mind of your worker. Each modification needs to be carried out by the staff members just, so it is much better if you understand the change that will bring negative impacts on them and the ones that they prepare to welcome. By having such info, you will have the ability to comprehend that exactly what all modifications have to be carried out and exactly what all executions need to be neglected (a minimum of for the time being).
These and numerous other ideas are required to be carried out by the success of the organizational advancement program. If a company leadership, nevertheless, does not have the vision to establish such quality improvement strategies and execute them, it is a good idea to employ any of the leading organizational advancement consulting companies immediately.


Hiroji Kiyotake (清武 博二 Kiyotake Hiroji) is a game designer for Nintendo, and also the original designer of Wario. Kiyotake is one of the directors and graphic designers of Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins and Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, making him one of the key people for the introduction of the character Wario and the Wario franchise. He was also involved in the development of further Wario games as a designer; for Virtual Boy Wario Land, he acted as a director again. However, for Wario games released after Wario Land 4, his role is mostly limited to the Wario design and advising, according to the staff credits of the respective games. For example, during the development of Wario: Master of Disguise, Kiyotake supervised the numerous forms of disguised Wario designed by SUZAK. In addition, Kiyotake is also the original designer of Foreman Spike from Wrecking Crew.
In the credits of many sports and party titles of the Mario franchise, he is mentioned as one of the character designers.
Whenever I had the idea for a character—not only Wario—the first thing I would do is talk it over with Hosokawa. If he thought it was cool, I'd present it to the rest of the staff. Then, once I thought the idea could work, I'd discuss the details of the sprite animation and movement with Harada. That's the process I went through for Wario and all the other characters in Super Mario Land 2.
Hiroji Kiyotake's Mii in the credits of WarioWare: Smooth Moves is one of the few Miis wearing purple overalls, a yellow shirt, and green shoes like Wario, a nod to Kiyotake's role as Wario's creator.
Kiyotake is also responsible for designing characters in the Metroid series, including Samus Aran.
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The Crucible, Act One Arthur Miller Student Edition page 4 What Ails Ye? Act One of this play introduces a number of tensions or conflicts that will affect what happens in the acts that follow. For example, there is a conflict between the girls' desire to play and the town's repressive morality that forbids any kind of pleasure.


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"Ciervo," a short film about domestic violence
Emanuele D'Angelo · 2 years ago · Art
"An emotionally haunting and visually beautiful experience"
Ciervo is the story of a little girl who finds herself at a particular crossroads, a complicated and difficult road in which none of us would like to find ourselves.
A crossroads between violence and independence, a thin but heavy border as you can see from the 9 minutes of the short.
In a short film in which none of the protagonists says a single word, there is actually no real need, unjustified violence does not need great words but concrete actions with which to try to react.
The film was made by American artist Pilar Garcia-Fernandezsesma, for her thesis at the Rhode Island School of Design.
Despite the complexity of the theme, the young artist has managed to tell the story in an exhaustive manner. The father, the author of the unjustified violence against animals and family, is always accompanied by a thick blanket of red smoke as if it reflected his stained conscience. His features are outlined only at the end when the man chasing his daughter falls into one of his own traps.
The girl and her mother try to repress this violence with simple gestures, but without succeeding.
They find themselves trapped in this situation from which they would like to escape, in the spasmodic search for independence represented by a beautiful deer.
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The Porsche Carrera GT was shot through with motorsport. Nominally a roadster, number-plates were about as far as it went! It started as a Le Mans prototype - though that was subsequently shelved. The roots of its V10 engine were in F1. Porsche had built it for the Footwork team, in the early '90s. The Carrera GT concept car was launched at the Geneva Show, in 2000. It set off a tsunami of excitement. Showgoers jostled to get out their cheque-books! Porsche knew they had hit pay dirt. A limited-edition run was swiftly announced.
The Carrera was chock-full of competition-calibre components. The monocoque chassis was carbon-fibre. Diffusers and venturis were the stuff of F1. Wheels were super-light magnesium. So were the seats - with added carbon-fibre. Stainless-steel push-rods compressed the suspension - rigorously developed for rock-solid strength. The clutch was ceramic ... as were the disc brakes. Naturally, there was a 6-speed 'box.
Carrera GT bodywork was streamlined, to say the least. Huge ducts cooled the engine and brakes. The rear wing kicked in at 75mph. The cockpit was set forward - adding to the dynamism of the design. Porsche's brief to self had been to create a cutting edge supercar. The Carrera GT was clear proof that brief had been fulfilled.


EasyGo.ie, Ireland's first privately-owned electric vehicle (EV) charging network, yesterday unveiled it's new advanced, publicly-available DC charger at the Four Seasons Hotel in Monaghan.
The successful installation marks the first deployment of a rapid charger in Ireland on a new site in some time, and the first deployment of a 50kW DC public charger on a private network in Ireland. The charger, the most advanced of its kind with the smallest physical footprint in the world, can add 50 kilometres of range to an electric vehicle in just 10 minutes.
The charger was unveiled at a ribbon-cutting ceremony at the Four Seasons Hotel in Monaghan yesterday afternoon. The Ceremony was attended by Minister for Business, Enterprise and Innovation, Heather Humphreys T.D.
Speaking yesterday, Minister Humphreys said, "The deployment of the EasyGo.ie DC rapid charger is yet another step forward in our efforts to combat climate change. Ireland has been a leader in the eMobility space for some time, and with EasyGo.ie entering the market and establishing itself quickly with installations such as this one and those planned for the future, Ireland will continue to lead the way."


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title: "DNE 117 - Entrevista Fernando Daciuk"
home-title: "Fernando Daciuk"
type: "Entrevista"
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cast-length: "71612372"
cast-time: "01:39:31"
description: "No episódio de hoje @femontanha e @eduardojmatos entrevistam o grande Fernando Daciuk. Uma história cheia de risco e aprendizado, escutem só ;)"
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    name: Eduardo Matos
    twitter: eduardojmatos
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    name: Fellipe Azambuja
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    url: "https://twitter.com/fdaciuk"
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    name: "Site"
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No episódio de hoje [@eduardojmatos](http://twitter.com/eduardojmatos) e [@femontanha](https://twitter.com/femontanha) entrevistam o grande [@fdaciuk](https://twitter.com/fdaciuk). Uma história cheia de risco e aprendizado, escutem só ;)

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Q: Classifying singularities of the Ricci flow Context:

A solution $(M^n, g(t))$ of the Ricci flow is said to encounter a Type III Singularity if $g(t)$ is defined for all $t \geq 0$ and:
$$
\sup _{\mathcal{M}^{n} \times[0, \infty)} \|\operatorname{Rm}(\cdot, t) \| t<\infty
$$
Similarly, if $g(t)$ is defined for all $t \geq 0$ but:
$$
\sup _{\mathcal{M}^{n} \times[0, \infty)} \|\operatorname{Rm}(\cdot, t) \| t= \infty
$$
the solution is said to encounter  a Type IIb singularity.

This was taken from the book "The Ricci Flow: An Introduction", by Bennett Chow and Dan Knopf. There, they claim that if $(\mathcal{M}, g_0)$ is an Einstein manifold with $\text{Ric}_{g_0} = \lambda_0 g_0$ and with $g(t) = (1- 2\lambda_0 t)g_0$ as a solution to its Ricci flow, then a Type III singularity happens when $\lambda_0 < 0$ and a Type IIb singularity happens when $\lambda_0 = 0$. Now, in the case $\lambda_0 = 0$, since we have $$\|\text{Rm}(x, t)\|t = t \|\text{Rm}(x,0) \| \ \forall (x, t) \in \mathcal{M} \times [0, \infty)$$ and given that for each $x_0 \in M$, it's clear that $\{\|\text{Rm}(x_0, t)\|t \ \vert \ t \geq 0 \}$ is unbounded, I can see how this case is indeed a Type IIb singularity.
But in the case $\lambda_0 < 0$, we have (assuming without loss of generality that $\lambda_0 = -\frac{1}{2}$):
$$\|\text{Rm}(x, t)\| t = \frac{t}{1+t} \|\text{Rm}(x,0) \| \ \forall (x, t) \in \mathcal{M} \times [0, \infty)$$
But I don't understand how we could bound this. Indeed, since there are examples of Einstein manifolds with unbounded curvature, it seems the authors made a mistake. And actually I can't find any other source where Einstein manifolds with negative scalar curvature are classified as a Type III singularity. So I have two questions:

*

*Am I right and have the authors indeed made a mistake in classifying Einstein solutions with negative scalar curvatue as Type III singularities? Or is there something else going on here I'm not seeing?

*What's even the point of classifying a constant (in time) solution as a singularity, like they do for solutions with $\lambda_0 = 0$? This doesn't make sense to me. The solution is eternal and it falls short of what I intuitively think a singularity should be.

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namespace WinUX.UWP.Samples.Samples.Helpers.WindowHelper
{
    using Windows.Foundation;
    using Windows.UI.Xaml;
    using Windows.UI.Xaml.Navigation;

    using WinUX.Application.ViewManagement;
    using WinUX.UWP.Samples.Samples.Helpers.WindowHelper.Pages;
    using WinUX.UWP.Samples.ViewModels;

    public sealed partial class WindowHelperSamplePage
    {
        public WindowHelperSamplePage()
        {
            this.InitializeComponent();
        }

        /// <summary>
        /// Fired when the page has been navigated to.
        /// </summary>
        /// <param name="e">
        /// The navigation parameters.
        /// </param>
        protected override void OnNavigatedTo(NavigationEventArgs e)
        {
            base.OnNavigatedTo(e);

            if (AppShell.Instance != null && AppShell.Instance.ViewModel != null)
            {
                AppShell.Instance.ViewModel.Title = "WindowHelper sample";
            }

            var bindingSource = this.Sample.BindingSource;

            this.Properties.Visibility = bindingSource != null
                                             ? (bindingSource.Properties.Count > 0
                                                    ? Visibility.Visible
                                                    : Visibility.Collapsed)
                                             : Visibility.Collapsed;

            if (bindingSource != null)
            {
                this.Content.DataContext = bindingSource.Bindings;
            }
        }

        private async void OnSamplePageOneClicked(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e)
        {
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync(typeof(WindowHelperPageOne));
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync(typeof(WindowHelperPageOne), new Size(640, 480));
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync(typeof(WindowHelperPageOne), new MainPageViewModel());
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync(typeof(WindowHelperPageOne), new MainPageViewModel(), new Size(640, 480));

            // Also available with type name string.
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync("WinUX.Pages.WindowHelperPageOne, WinUX");
        }

        private async void OnSamplePageTwoClicked(object sender, RoutedEventArgs e)
        {
            await WindowManager.CreateNewWindowForPageAsync(typeof(WindowHelperPageTwo));
        }
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Q: MVC Best practices when all methods come from a web service Hi we have a third party application that exposes a web service for use in building websites.  It handles createing sessions , getting product data, shopping cart, and check out calls to the database.   I am new to MVC and my question is how do I work this webservice into my mvc site i am building,  I want to take advantage of testing as well.  I can not change the access to the database, I have to use the web service.
Thanks!
Jon

A: I usually deal with the data access using a services pattern. In your case I'd have an interface like IProductsService with the usual methods GetProducts(), GetProduct(id) ... and so on. By coding against that interface your controller will not care about where the data is coming from, so you would declare and use your dependency as
private IProductsService _productsService

...

IEnumerable<Products> products = _productService.GetProducts();

This comes quite handy for testing purposes too, as with IoC you can inject a different service (one that returns a hardcoded list for example) depending on your test cases. Eventually if you guys switch to a different strategy and access the data store directly you only need to create a new service, implement the interface and inject that one instead.


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We moved into our new room in the Lau's flat in early 1962. On May 31st that year, my daughter was born. You know, it is both a mixture of pride and joy when you have your own child.
I wanted to give her the name Angelina Ang but my wife said it was difficult for her parents to pronounce, so we named her Annie instead. Her Chinese name was Kim Huang, or Golden Bangle. She was much adored by our neighbours as she was really cute and loveable.
As the renting of our room from Mr Lau was both temporary and illegal under HDB rules, we soon began to look for alternative lodgings.
There was a new row of shophouses coming up along Bukit Panjang where we found a room upstairs a shop. It was here that my second daughter Julie was conceived.
At the time, we had also applied for a HDB flat and was soon offered one. It was a 2-room rental flat located at Margaret Close, Queenstown. It was a rental because HDB had not started their homeownership scheme yet.
The flat consisted of a bedroom, a sitting room and a small kitchen. The toilet was combined. The rent was $55 inclusive of conservancy charges. We paid our PUB bills separately.
To get to school, I had to take two buses. I first took a Tay Koh Yat bus from Queenstown to Bukit Timah via Farrer Road. I would stop at the 7th mile market for breakfast. After that I took another bus to school. Despite the hassle I was never late (even though the standard of bus services could not be compared to today's). I think school started at 8 o'clock.
Soon, there were even pirate taxis plying between Bukit Timah and Queenstown. I would take one, costing me 15 cents a trip. This unauthorised service made life easier for me.
The birth of my kids was planned in such a way that they coincided with the school holidays. In this way I could be at home helping my wife. Annie was born during the June holidays of '62; Julie - the November holidays of '64. As for my youngest she was born on the eve of National Day in '67, which was the last day of school. I remember celebrating National Day just before that.


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Issaquah ends highlands development agreement and approves regulation review in 2019
By Evan Pappas • April 6, 2018 8:30 am
Issaquah City Hall. Photo courtesy of Joe Mabel
In order to end the development agreements for the Issaquah Highlands and Talus areas, the Issaquah City Council discussed replacement regulations at the March 19 meeting.
The council voted to end the development agreement with Issaquah Highlands and put the replacement regulations into effect. The Talus agreement and regulations were sent back to the Planning Commission to reconsider zoning for a parcel that had been damaged by a landslide in 2015.
Keith Niven, director of development services and economic development at the city, explained that the regulations put in place in the agreement must be replaced once the contract ends. The Issaquah Highlands agreement was 20-years -old and Talus was 15-years-old, he said, and they had both reached their endpoint.
"When you take away one set of rules you have to put another set back," he said.
The replacement regulations mimic the rules in the development agreement as much as they could, Niven said, but there were a few differences that drove discussion from both the council and the public.
"There area a couple areas where we were proposing something different, that caused some concern for some of the unbuilt properties," he said.
One of the changed elements that drew attention was structured parking, a parking area in an outdoor, covered structure. Using parking structures instead of a flat parking lot, referred to as surface parking, is much more expensive for developers.
The other area of concern was the concept of introducing Floor Area Ratio (FAR), which Nevin described as a "minimum density" for the properties.
In preparation for the end of the agreements, the city held meeting where citizens could voice their opinions on the new regulations. Meetings were held in January, and the feedback then went to the Council's Land and Shore Committee in February and March before returning to Council on the 19th.
"We had a number of public meetings and committee meetings there was lots of opportunity for people to raise issues that people might have, the FAR and structured parking were really the two big ones," Nevin said.
The council adopted replacement regulations for Issaquah Highlands with FAR and structured parking.
The Talus ordinance was sent back to the planning policy commission and will return to the council to debate replacement regulations once the zoning issues have been resolved, Nevin said. While there is a geotechnical effort to stabilize the land after the 2015 landslide, the land may not be as developable as it used to be. The planning policy commission will take another look at the parcel a decide on the appropriate zoning use. The council specified that the ordinance should return no later than July 16, 2018.
At the meeting Issaquah's Land Development Manager Lucy Sloman told councilmember Bill Ramos that the regulations are permanent but that the ordinance states that the administration will return to the topic in 2019 to offer more opportunities for citizens to have input on the regulations and offer feedback for what they want to see.
"If you adopt them this evening they would be permanent," she said. "But the ordinance makes a commitment that the administration will follow through in 2019 with a visioning process in the community to determine if there are properties, certain elements, certain regulations, change of use that the community feels, while distinct from the way we closed out development agreement, would be more appropriate in building out the rest of the development."
Sloman said the motivation of the city to commit to reevaluating the regulations were to "have a more focused conversation on the specific elements that may be of concern or where there is a desire to shift the vision of the community."
The council members were all very supportive of the commitment to return to review the regulations in the next year. Mayor Mary Lou Pauly said that the city recognizes that every party, from land owners to residents, are invested in the upcoming review next year.
"I think the administration is well aware not only just the property owners who have not yet developed their sites but also the community's strong and vocal requests to do this, that this is happening in 2019," she said.
The ordinance to end the Issaquah Highlands development agreement and implement the replacement regulations was passed in a 4-2 vote with council members Scott Winterstein and Bill Ramos voting against.
The Talus ordinance was sent back to the planning policy commission in a 4-3 vote with Mayor Pauly voting as a tiebreaker.
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West Virginia Governor Jim Justice Signs Bill to Save Babies From Abortion
State | Mary Anne Buchanan | Apr 29, 2021 | 6:48PM | Charleston, West Virginia
West Virginians for Life (WVFL) is pleased that Gov. Jim Justice has signed the Second Chances at Life Act of 2021. The bill will require that a woman be informed that the effects of the chemical abortion pill can be reversed to save her baby if she changes her mind after taking the first pill, but not the second.
There was no formal ceremony due to Covid.
The Second Chances at Life Act (HB 2982/SB 609) successfully passed in the West Virginia Senate on April 10, the final day of the legislative session, by a bipartisan 27-6 vote. The 84-15 bipartisan House vote to concur came within a couple hours of the Senate's action and, thankfully, before the session ended at midnight.
"National Right to Life applauds West Virginians for Life, Gov. Justice, and all of the pro-life legislators who worked tirelessly to ensure that women have a right to be informed about the possibility of counteracting the effects of chemical abortions," said NRLC State Legislative Director Ingrid Duran. "These informed consent laws provide hope and a second chance at life should the mother choose it," Duran added, "but she must first know that the abortion pill reversal protocol exists, and that it has already saved over 2,000 babies and that her baby could be next."
The new bill, the latest in a series of pro-life success stories in West Virginia, will require (1) the girl/woman be informed that if she changes her mind, she may be able to save her baby with the help of medical professionals; and( 2) it provides her the ability to act by informing her of the existence of a list of medical professionals versed in abortion pill reversal protocol on the existing West Virginia Department of Health and Human Resources Women's Right to Know website.
Montana's Governor Gianforte just signed a similar bill, making Montana the 11th state to do so, while Indiana's Governor Holcomb should also be signing his state's bill anytime now. Thus, West Virginia is the 12th state to pass abortion pill reversal legislation.
According to Lead Sponsor Delegate Kayla Kessinger, the bill will be effective 60 days from passage.
"I am pleased that other states are joining this effort to give a second chance to those girls and women who change their minds. Women deserve full information when making this life changing decision," said Karen Cross, West Virginians for Life Political Liaison.
The American Association of Pro-life Obstetricians and Gynecologists, a 7,000-member OB-GYN medical group, supports offering the Abortion Pill Reversal (APR) protocol to women who regret initiating the abortion pill process.
APR involves use of progesterone to reverse the effects of the Mifepristone, the first of two drugs that make up the chemical abortion technique. Progesterone has routinely been given to women during pregnancy for over 50 years and is, in fact, standard of care to prevent miscarriages. Also, it has not been shown to cause any type of harm to women or their pre-born children.


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Island Jokes
Trump and Biden are trapped on island. Who survives?
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years…
One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore.
She says to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink?"
He replies "Ten years" and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her swimsuit, which the man starts drinking from.
She then asks, ...
Did you know that there are no canary's on the Canary Islands? Same thing applies to the Virgin Islands
There are no canaries on the Virgin Islands
No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made islands and they are now sinking.
I guess all the money in the world can't help erect-isle dysfunction
A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings.
"This first building is my house" he says. "I was able to set up a crude aqueduct to create some form of indoor plumbing".
The sailors are ...
There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy.
Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island home.
Eventually, their king became frustrated and called a meeting of the tribe's elders. He said he wanted them to figure out a way he could enjoy his wealth, and stay within...
The cast of Friends got shipwrecked on an deserted island...
Monica, Joey and Chandler were left behind because in real life David is a Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are trapped on a desert island....
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are trapped on a desert island. They have been stuck there for 5 days and have run out of food and water. In desperation they all go to the beach where they stumble upon a magic lamp.
They rub the lamp and a Genie pops out and says to the trio, "Thank you f...
A cruise ship spies a seemingly deserted island in the distance...
(Warning: This is a joke that might only be understood by Jews. That said, it's a classic, and one that most Jews find to be extremely funny and spot on. If you're not Jewish, read on if you would like to glean some insight into Jewish humor and culture.)
So a cruise sh...
On a tiny island between Italy and Greece,
Maria and Nico were young, in love, and engaged to be married. On the night before they were to be wed, Maria's mother sat her down to have "The Talk". Knowing Nico's Greek heritage, she counseled her daughter:
"Maria, mia bella figlia, if Nico ever asks you to turn over, you must say NO! Nic...
What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!
So I heard there's a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at.
They're called the Optical Aleutians.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island.
It turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
One woman and four men had a plane accident and they landed on a deserted island
They all manage to survive and build their shelter. But slowly having four men for one woman becomes a problem. The men decide to solve the problem by not fighting but talkind and they decide that the woman should spend a week with each of them one by one. So they went to the woman and told the plan...
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian.....
.... an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Camer...
Why did the Island need a Therapist?
Because it was in a tropical depression.
Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?
He's planning to rename it Madaelectriccar.
I don't know why people hate China. I love it and can't say I have a whole lot wrong with it.
It just sucks they've been stuck on that island for so long.
Three pilots were stranded on an island with inhabited by an untouched tribe.
The chief of the tribe told them that he would spare their lives if they manage to accomplish two tasks he will give them. Should they fail, they will be executed immediately. The first task was to bring him 5 of the same fruit from the forest, the second task would be told after they succeed.
Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island.
She and some regular guy are the only two survivors. They make the best of their situation, scavenge what supplies they can from the plane, and try to keep going.
They build a little hut on the beach and - both of them having certain "needs" - eventually start hooking up.
This keep goi...
On a tour of some really remote islands...
A cruise ship passed by an archipelago. A sharp-eyed passenger spotted a ragged figure by a campfire who jumped up and started waving his arms wildly.
"Captain!" said the passenger, "I see someone over there....who is that?"
"I'm not sure," replied the captain, "but he goes nuts every ...
A couple is stranded on an island.
One of them is losing hope, while the other remains optimistic.
"Honey, we've been though a lot. We were an ocean apart, yet we managed a long-distance relationship. We can do this. All you need to do is meet me half way."
"But that's exactly how we got into this mess!"
Did you hear about the ship that crashed on an island with a cargo of red and brown paint?
Apparently the whole crew was marooned.
Why did Reddit get rejected for trying to buy an island?
Because there's already a place called "The Virgin Islands."
A plane wrecks on an island with cannibals. Only an American, a Russian and a German will survive.
The cannibals immediately discover them and take them to the camp.
There the chief puts them in line and says:
"We let you into the forest and you bring one fruit. Then I decide what to do with you."
All three go to the forest. The German returns first and has a banana. He comes to the...
A man is lost in an island. Suddenly he finds himself surrounded by cannibals.
The cannibals are closing in and the man says, in absolute desperation, "Oh god, I am screwed". To his surprise, god replies -
"No, you are not. Do you see that large stone?"
"Pick it up and smash it on the head of the chief."
"Are you sure god?"
"Yes. Pick...
Two explorers in the 1950s crash land on a remote island
They are soon captured by the local tribe. They are told that if they do not complete 2 tasks they will be killed and eaten. However if they succeed they can live like kings with their own harem.
First they must go into the jungle and find 10 edible things and bring them back.
They go, an...
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician get stranded on a desert island…
Right away the engineer finds some stick and stones, which he uses to build a hammer, which he uses to break open coconuts to get some nutrients.
After five days eating plenty of coconuts, he decides to go looking for the physicist.
He finds the physicist quite thin, he clearly have no...
Looks like f***ing up here
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower.
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A New Yorker Asks for a Cab Ride to Chicago
A man gets in a cab at 33rd St. and Park Ave. and says, "I need to get to the Palmer House."
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The man says, "Yeah."
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They quickly acquire the necessary skills to build houses and l...
Singles on a deserted island
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The Germa...
After a terrible shipwreck,,,
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A young man was shipwrecked on a remote island.
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When I was young, one Halloween I told my parents, "I'm going to dress up as a small island off the coast of Italy."
Exasperated, my mother said, "Don't be Sicily".
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A month in and the two men, ashamed of what they're doing, decides to kill the pig.
A month later and the two men, ashamed of what they're doing, decides to bury the pig.
One more month and the two men, ashamed of what they're doing, decides to dig the pig back up again.
An Englishman a Scotsman and a Irishman are trapped on a deserted island
One day a magic lamp washes up on shore. After rubbing the lamp a genie appears and promises them a wish each.
The Englishman says "I wish I was back at my favourite pub in London drinking beer with my mates". The genie wisks him away.
The Scotsman says "I wish I was back in Edinburgh ...
The Island Joke.
There was an island with three kingdoms on it. Let's call them A, B and C. The island had a fresh water lake on it and the lake itself had an island. The three kingdoms always kept fighting over this island.
One day the three kingdoms decided to settle this dispute once it for all and sent sm...
I just watched the news on Evia Island.
Now I have finally realized how dangerous a Greece fire is.
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He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there e...
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He looks out, and sees that the river is far too wide to swim, lest he tire and drown. He would have tried making a raft, but there were no trees in sight, nor any other manner of building material. Stumped but determined, he decided to follow the river until he reached a point where the river narro...
A man was stranded alone on a desert island for 10 years
A beautiful woman in a skin-tight wetsuit washes up on shore and walks up to him. She asks, "How long has it been since you had a drink?"
"About ten years," the man says. The woman unzips her wetsuit a little at the neck, pulls out a flask, hands it to the man and he drinks deeply.
"H...
An Acadian, a Newfie and a Quebec'er were walking down the beach when they they found a Genie's lamp
The Genie said that he would grant them each one wish. The Genie turned to the Acadian and asked "What will be your wish?"
The Acadian said "Well, I had to start working out West and they don't speak a lot of French there, so it would be nice if they would accept me for who I am."
The Falkland Islands are the male nipples of the British Empire
Not necessary- but will protect
I made a one minute long documentary on a U.S. island territory in Micronesia...
It's called Guam in 60 Seconds.
You'd think that walking around an entire island would make me lose weight.
But no, it's in my kitchen.
A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum...
Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.
Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.
Heidi was game and a very nice sexual relationship began.
After several months, the guy approac...
Two men crash a plane on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
They both survive the crash. Then just after their terrible ordeal one of the men walks all over the entire island and comes to the conclusion that there is no food or fresh water. He goes back to where his friend is to explain their predicament.
"I've searched this entire island and haven't...
A shipwrecked mariner has spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still...
Guy is shipwrecked on a desert island.
Not much to do, just some trees with coconuts, some sand... and a sheep.
After a few weeks, the guy starts feeling a little hard up, so he tries to catch the sheep and have his way with it. Alas, he cannot catch the sheep. Every day it gets worse- he is increasingly more horny, but the shee...
An American, a Frenchman and an Armenian are stranded on an island.
A luggage full of food and drinks washes up to the shore, they start eating and drinking until the Genie pops out of one of the bottles to grant each one a wish. American wishes to go to NY for a very important business meeting, Genie sends him to NY. The Frenchman wishes to go back to Paris to be w...
An explorer spent weeks scouring the jungles of Skull Island, hoping to see the legendary King Kong. One day, when he was all but certain that it was nothing but a myth, he came to a clearing - and right there before him, sitting pensively, was the imposing figure of King Kong...
The explorer glared at King Kong in awe, and approached him slowly. King Kong seemed to be quite passive, so the explorer slowly reached out and shyly touched him. But as soon as he made contact with the gorilla's fur, King Kong went berserk. He immediately rose to his feet, began beating his chest ...
Two men are in a rowboat…
…After being shipwrecked in the middle of the Pacific. The first man looks over to the second and says: "We should paddle to the west. It is the way the ship was going. They'll probably look for us first over there."
The second man nods and says: "We could do that, or…"
The first man i...
A desert island with six women
A bloke found himself stranded on a desert island with six women. To keep it fair, it was decided he would service a different woman every night and have Mondays free. After a few months the man was exhausted, realising how tiring it was to perform constantly every night except one. Then one day, to...
Guy is the sole survivor of a shipwreck, and washes up on a desert island.
The only thing to eat are coconuts, from a single coconut tree on the other side of the island. However, there's a dog guarding the tree, and every time the guy climbs the tree to get a one, the dog bites him on the ass.
For ten months, the guy has to deal with the dog, whenever he wants to ...
Is really just a bunch of people running away from Staten Island.
The Battle of Three Kingdoms
There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.
The night...
After World War I, the US was granted several island territories in the Pacific Ocean, Hawaii being one of them
They ending up liking it so much that they wanted Samoa
An island man tells his doctor.
An island man tells his doctor ,"I don't know whats wrong I live on this beautiful island, yet I'm sad and lonely still!" The doctor replies,
"Well it seems you might have a bad case of Tropical depression"
A school teacher, a police officer, and a hedge fund founder are trapped on a deserted island.
After scavenging for days with little success, they come across a magical lamp. The officer decides to give it a quick rub and out pops a genie.
"Hello, I am here to grant each of you an imperishable supply of food and water as you await your rescue. Be warned, it can only be consumed only ...
The Island.
There were three guys shipwrecked on a island and they set out to find some food and water. They reached this giant cliff and they came across a magic lamp and all three of them grabbed on to it and the genie was set loose.
"I can safely assume all three of you want off my island, so run to ...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband and my life. I just want to go home."
Poof! The brunette gets her wish, and she is returned to her family.
The redhead says, "I've also been stuck here for years, and I wish I could go home, too."
Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry are stuck on a deserted island, who survives?
Three people became shipwrecked on an island inhabited by cannibals.
They were swiftly captured and told they would be killed, cooked, eaten, and their skin would be used to line the tribe's canoes, but they would be able to choose how they died.
The first man, a British man, decided he wanted to die by the sword. In an instant, a tribesman cut his head off. ...
An engineering student, a geometry major, and a star basketball player are trapped on a desert island
They're debating how to get off the island or get rescued. The engineering student looks around and sees only a few palm trees and some coconuts.
"We need to cut down the trees and make a raft to sail away on." He says and starts designing.
"We need a basketball to pass the time." Th...
Two lawyers stranded on an island.
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.
The only other thing on the island was a tall coconut tree, which provided their food.
Each day, one of the lawyers climbed to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming.
One day, the la...
here was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
They're going to have to change the name of the U.S Virgin Islands
They're about to get fucked
An Emperor wanted to prove that he was greater than Alexander the Great
So he visited an elderly Council of Historians who had the power to write an Emperor's legacy after his time and spread his fame far and wide.
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And he ...
A man was on a ship that sunk, and after floating for days he washed up on a deserted island....
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A Pirate captain and his first mate make landfall on the island of Madagascar
On land they see a variety of creatures but most interesting a lemur around a wreck on the beach.
Upon closer examination by the captain to his astonishment, the lemur is spying on the pirates with a telescope
The captain says to his first mate "Do you see what that lemur is looking a...
A ship, sailing past an island, finds a man there who had become stranded alone years earlier. The commander disembarks to rescue the man and sees three huts.
"What's that first hut there?", he asks.
"Oh, that's my house", replies the castaway.
"What about that second hut there?"
"That's my church."
"And what about the third one over there?"
"That?", replies the man, disdainfully. "That's the church I used to go to."
A transport ship goes down....
A transport ship goes down in the middle of the Atlantic quickly enough that no distress signal get sent. After the ship had been overdue for a ten days, a rescue is dispatched. Five days after that, the come across an island and send men ashore. There, they find four women lounging in emergency ten...
3 people stranded
3 people are stranded at an island.
They see that there is a tribe. One of them says " fuck it,
lets just go" and they go to the tribe.
They immediatly get captured and bonded to a log.
First man gets questioned.
"Ooga or death?"
"Ooga" says the first man ...
There was a south pacific island village...
Far away in the south pacific, there once was an island village with the custom of electing a new chief every year. By tradition, the laborers of the village would work for months every year to create a giant, ornate bamboo throne for each new chief.
The thrones from previous chiefs began to...
Three guys are stranded on an island...
There's a white, black, and chinese guy that are stranded on an island together. Trying to figure out how to survive, they decide to divide up responsibilities. The white guy's job is to look for food and water. The black guy's job is to build shelter. And the chinese guy's job is to look for suppli...
What do you call a tropical island in the dead of winter?
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I decided to state my opinion on the upcoming election
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A man gets shipwrecked on a small island.
After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftain.
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A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn't take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat's owner, Dr. Smythe and the steward, Marcus who managed to swim to the closest island. After reaching the deserted strip of...
Simple Economics
SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour
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An American, a Dutchman and a Chinese guy
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A virgin is trapped in the woods on a deserted island
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POOF she disappears
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>**this joke works best if you do the actions when you're telling it**
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Q: Can I pass functions as parameter and the function can hold different arguments? Currently I call function in this way:
typedef struct OptionValueStruct{
    const char *option_name;
    int (*func)(char*, char**);
} OptionValueStruct_t;

int parse2parameter(char *opt_name, char** opt_val);
int parse3parameter(char *opt_name, char** opt_val, int a);

const OptionValueStruct_t option_values[] = {
{"Counter1", parse2parameter}
};

where parse2parameter is a func() having 2 parameters which is defined in OptionValueStruct_t.
How is it possible I use
const OptionValueStruct_t option_values[] = {
{"Counter1", parse2parameter},
{"Counter2", parse3parameter}
};

Where parse2parameter() and parse3parameter() has different number/type of parameters?

A: What are you really trying to do, and why?
Think about the code where you receive the function pointer. How are you going to know how to call it?

A: Look at va_start, va_arg, va_end.  You will not be limited by two and three arguments.

A: You can just use int(*)(), and have some other parameter(s) that describe the function signature so that you can call it.  For example:
typedef struct OptionValueStruct{
    const char *option_name;
    int (*func)(); /* actually takes some arguments */
    unsigned num_args; /* might need more fields to describe the args */
} OptionValueStruct_t;

...
switch (value.num_args){
case 2: ((int (*)(char*, char**))value.func)(opt_name, opt_val);
case 3: ((int (*)(char*, char**, int))value.func)(opt_name, opt_val, a);
}

Another way would be to just declare the pointer func to match parse3parameter, and then always call it as if it took three arguments, and (on some platforms), the third argument will simply be ignored.  This is probably not portable though.


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The Links Art Gallery is a unique new art gallery and resource centre that stocks a wide range of quality art and craft with the emphasis on work by North East artists.
Over the years the mighty North Sea has fashioned the coastline into dramatic cliffs and bays with stacks and caves to explore throughout the year.
At North East Diving Academy every type of diver is catered for from the individual novice to the most advanced technical dive team.
If you don't know how to surf, get yourself to the Rubber Soul surf school with their helpful and experienced staff on hand to get you started.