The Stevens Farm is nestled in the scenic Pocono Mountains of Northeastern Pennsylvania. It's located near the southern point of Wayne County. Seven generations of Stevens' have farmed in Sterling, some as their sole means of income.
In 1800, Henry Stevens was the first permanent settler in Sterling township . Henry was a Hollander that migrated from Germany and landed on Long Island, New York. There, he married Martha Valentine, formerly of England. Henry and Martha Stevens made their way to Sterling where they purchased 200 acres of land, built a log cabin and partially cleared and improved the land.
Henry was well educated in his native country and was one of the first to educate their children in Sterling Township by bringing teachers into his home, a luxury most did not afford. He was also known for a home he later built, one of the finest homes in the surrounding territory. Their home, not only provided shelter for Henry and his family, it was used as a period tavern. Of course, we should point out that a period tavern was a place of shelter and a warm meal for those just coming to town. He and his wife Martha lived a long life and both died on their farm by 1836, prospering by their hard work.
Today's route 196 that runs through Sterling, did not exist in 1800. The then dirt road, connected Sterling to the present day Hamlin and Honesdale, but not to Mt. Pocono or Stroudsburg. To remedy this problem, Henry and his two sons contributed to building the road going south. They built a section of road between Sterling and the base of Howetown Hill, going towards today's Pocono Spring's Estates. It later became the North and South turnpike, and eventually Route 196. Henry, George and Valentine never expected, nor received a cent for their efforts in constructing this section of road.
One of eight, Henry's son George remained in Sterling, where he married Rachel Weeks, had 5 children and farmed a portion of Henry's 200 acres. George was a major contributor to the success of the Sterling community. He died on Christmas Eve, 1846, as a result of tree falling on him. Sadly, the tree he being cut was destined for the construction of the first Sterling Methodist Church, which still stands today.
George's son Job also remained in Sterling and married Sarah Ann Dunston. Together, they had 6 daughters and 1 son, Ray. Job and Sarah farmed the 50 acres belonging to George. Job sustained his family on the land and supplemented his income as a teamster. Teamsters made money by driving a horse drawn wagon, transporting goods from area to area. Job lived in the civil war period and was the first Stevens to summons by the government to defend his country.
Job's only son Ray purchased the current Stevens farm, located about a quarter mile north of the Sterling United Methodist church. He bought the property in 1893, married Ella Lee in 1898 and had 4 children. They ran the farm, managing dairy cattle, selling raw milk and butter to the community, raising chickens for the eggs & selling fryers. They raised sheep for the wool, which Ella pulled by hand for batting in handcrafted quilts and weaving. They farmed the 110 acres with their sons Frank and Harvey and their horse Tom. During Summer, they grew and processed hay and grain for their cattle. They tended to a variety fruit trees like apples, peaches and nectarines for their own use. Ray expanded the farm by building a sugarhouse, used for making maple syrup. In late Winter, the family tapped hard Maple trees, collected the sap and boiled it on the on the hearth Ray designed and constructed. The evaporator Ray purchased came from Vermont Farms and is still used today create a creamy delicious syrup for Stevens family use.
Ray's son Frank married Helen Enslin in 1930 and also had 2 sons Albert and Howard. Frank expanded the dairy heard and became a member of the Dairyman's League, which later became the Dailylea company. Frank and his boys drove milk to local creamery and was paid for milk by the pound. They also planted vegetables like potatoes, corn, carrots, parsnips, onions, tomatoes, pumpkins, squash and cucumbers, all for fresh eating, canning and winter storage. Frank also had a large chicken population and like his father he sold the eggs, processed the fryers for his own eating and to sell to the local community. Frank, Helen and the boys and their team of work horses, Kitt and Dolly, carried on the tradition of making maple syrup in the sugarhouse the Ray built. Their product was a delicious fancy grade of Pennsylvania maple syrup that was sold to local patrons. Frank's business grew as each week, he would load his truck with the goods he and his family farmed and drive them to Dunmore, where he peddled these goods on his established route.
In 1958, Frank and Helen sold the farm to their oldest son, Albert and his wife Elsie Beemer who was also a Sterling native. Together, they raised 9 children on the farm. When they bought the farm, they too further expanded the herd from 12 to 24 milk cows and eventually to 36 head. In 1976, they sold the dairy cattle to focus on produce. Albert added 1000 cultivated blueberry bushes, 100 apple trees, as well as, peach & pear trees. He planted acres of sweet corn, tomatoes, green beans, potatoes, carrots, peppers, pumpkins, melons and more. When he opened the road-side, at-home farm market, he featured pick-your-own blueberries, quantities of vegetables for canning & purchase by the pound. For a time, he featured pick-your-own green beans or tomatoes by the basket for canning. He also sold raspberries and strawberries for fresh eating and jam.
In Fall, the Stevens' sold bushels of apples, fresh-squeezed apple cider, homemade pies that frequently left Elsie's kitchen steaming with sweet goodness. They sold pumpkins for decoration, pies and sold all kinds of ornamental squash, gourds and ornamental corn.
At the holiday's they made beautiful evergreen wreaths of all sizes that they sold from the farmhouse or at local Christmas tree farms. In late winter, Albert and Elsie and their children carried on the labor-intense tradition of making maple syrup. Each year, they tapped close to a 1000 trees and made up to 200 gallons of syrup. Their syrup flew off the self, all of it being sold each season. Syrup was a precious liquid, but Ray's sugarhouse no longer mets the standards for manufacturing and marketing its' precious golden liquid. The family carries on the tradition of making syrup in the old cabin-like structure for family use only, but is making plans for a new sugarhouse for the 2013 season.
Today, the farm stand is run by members of the seventh Stevens generation, Pat, Steven and Richard, the youngest of Albert and Elsie's nine children.


The suggested syllabus language can help address concerns faculty may have about types of courses and course activities and how they intersect with the state's concealed carry law and KU weapons policy. The wording, which covers a handful of academic scenarios, has been reviewed and revised by a small number of faculty, administrators, university governance leaders, and general counsel.
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This course takes place in spaces that will require students to leave belongings such as backpacks and purses away and unattended for the duration of class time. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun in a purse, backpack, or bag must review and plan each day accordingly, and are responsible for making alternate arrangements as necessary. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for concealed handguns.
Instructors are allowed by Kansas Board of Regents policy, to require backpacks, purses and other bags be placed (LOCATION) during exams and quizzes, and as such those items will not be under the constant control of the individual. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun in a purse, backpack, or bag must review and plan each day accordingly, and are responsible for making alternate arrangements as necessary. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for concealed handguns.
Coursework in the shops and in some design-build courses takes place in spaces that will require students to leave belongings such as backpacks and purses away and unattended. Several course-related activities require use of power tools and equipment that may catch on loose-fitting clothing. Activities also require physical movements that may reveal the presence of a concealed handgun. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun must review and plan each day accordingly, and if they cannot adequately conceal a handgun on their body, are responsible for making alternate arrangements as necessary before arriving to the workspace. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for concealed handguns.
This course requires interactive movement, clothing changes, and/or physical contact with others that may reveal the presence of a concealed handgun. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun must review and plan each day accordingly and transfer their handgun to a secured device in their vehicle or their residence before arriving to class. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for concealed handguns or any other weapons.
This activity will require students to leave belongings such as backpacks and purses away and unattended for prolonged periods. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun in a purse, backpack, or bag must review and plan each day accordingly, and are responsible for making alternate arrangements as necessary. Many field trip locations do not provide appropriate secured storage for handguns. Activities may also include strenuous physical movement that may reveal the presence of a concealed handgun. Plan accordingly prior to beginning this activity. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for handguns.
Individuals who violate the KU weapons policy may face disciplinary action under the appropriate university code of conduct, including dismissal from the course.
This activity will require students to visit areas where a variety of self-defense weapons may be legally restricted. Students will also be expected to leave belongings such as backpacks and purses away and unattended for prolonged periods. Activities may also include strenuous physical movement that may reveal the presence of a concealed handgun. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun or other means of self-defense should plan accordingly prior to beginning this activity. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for concealed handguns or any other weapons.
In addition to traveling out of state, this activity will require students to leave belongings such as backpacks and purses away and unattended for prolonged periods. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun are responsible for knowing and following all related laws and restrictions of the ultimate destination as well as points in between. Students who choose to carry a concealed handgun in a purse, backpack, or bag must review and plan each day accordingly, and are responsible for making alternate arrangements as necessary. Many field trip locations do not provide appropriate secured storage for handguns. Activities may also include strenuous physical movement that may reveal the presence of a concealed handgun. Plan accordingly prior to beginning this activity. The university does not provide appropriate secured storage for handguns.
For help drafting wording to apply to a course scenario not already reflected here, please contact Jill Hummels, 785-864-6577, in the Office of the Provost.


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There is one main CSS file that is actually a php file with a header to declare itself as CSS. It then includes other CSS also actually PHP files all of which also include that header.
header("Content-type: text/css; charset: UTF-8");

I can see why they have done this as they are passing PHP variables to the CSS files but suspect that that header only needs to be declared once. The site is causing a number of errors.
Would I be correct that a PHP file that declares that header writes a bit of CSS and then includes other PHP files that also contain CSS, that these other files do not need that header as well.

A: It sounds like you're correct, yes. You only want to send the headers one single time. Instead of having each included PHP file send the headers, I'd just have one send the headers (maybe call it css.php or styles.php or something), and then include in all the other ones that actually contain the CSS. I'd just use that main file for any logic that might be needed to decide what css needs to be included (if it's always the same, maybe it should be a static file anyway).
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Former Marvel Editor in Chief Criticizes Marvel Comics' Current State
by Nicholas Raymond
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Jim Shooter has some scathing words for Marvel Comics, a company he worked for as Editor-in-Chief for almost ten years. Shooter blasted Marvel for their "decompressed storytelling" and sales gimmicks. However, his strongest criticism was aimed at the writers who engineered Secret Empire, the event that turned Captain America evil.
In 1978, assistant editor and writer Jim Shooter succeeded Archie Goodwin as Marvel's ninth Editor-in-Chief. While in the position, Shooter oversaw Marvel's first two major crossover events, Contest of Champions and Secret Wars, which helped pave the way for even bigger crossover stories. Shooter was also present during some of Marvel's most successful runs, including Chris Claremont's Uncanny X-Men, Frank Miller's Daredevil, and Roger Stern's The Avengers. Shooter had a major role in revitalizing Marvel by imposing strict deadlines, instituting creator royalties, and adding new popular titles.
Related: Marvel Makes Fun Of Its Own Secret Empire Event
In an interview with Adventures in Poor Taste at Rhode Island Comic-Con 2017, Shooter had a lot to say about his work at Marvel and the current state of the company. In criticizing their "decompressed" storytelling, Shooter said the House of Ideas has forgotten what business it's in. Shooter praised talented writers like Mark Waid, but claims some pages are designed to be sold rather than to tell stories, which are often dragged out for months longer than they need to be.
Shooter revealed in the interview that he wasn't at all pleased about the writing behind Marvel's latest major event, Secret Empire. Shooter was particularly dissatisfied with the liberties that the writers took with Captain America:
Captain America a Nazi? Are you kidding me? Jack [Kirby] is rolling in his grave. Joe Simon is going to rise up out of his grave and kill those people. That was so wrong because that was not anything like the original intent of the creators.
Shooter went a step further and blasted Marvel's sales. According to Shooter, Marvel is "thrilled" to have a title to sell 30,000 copies, though under Shooter's leadership, none of their 75 titles sold below 100,000 copies per comic. Shooter attributes part of the problem to sales gimmicks like variant covers, when the company should be focused on making the reader care about the characters with good stories.
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No reason to put the feet up. Quite the contrary. The festival for street and puppet theatre, contemporary circus and community art looks to the future and, with commitment and passion, is dedicated to its objectives: to bring movement to the city, bring life to squares and streets, change perspectives and flip what is orderly upside down. To render visible that which is unusual in the everyday. To invite the city's inhabitants not only as guests at, but also as participants in the festival.
The special anniversary also presents the opportunity to look back over two decades of festivals and indulge a little in reminiscences. Reminiscences about all those unexpected experiences, crazy stories, adorable characters and breathtaking moments. La Strada 2017 creates threads connecting the past to the here and now, reaching onward to what could still come about. Also an opportunity to join our audience, performers and the entire team in toasting the years past and future – at Open Dance there will be dancing, laughter, singing and partying beneath the stars for the entire duration of the festival. What a pleasure to see what was a small Open Stage of the early years now extending into a zone of encounter in Kaiserfeldgasse street. A zone in which every available space is taken, with the vibe finding resonance in the (dance) floor and people's hearts. In 2017 and for the first time, this energy will also make itself felt in other, for now secret, parts of the city.
La Strada,
Founding-member of IN SITU in 2003
International Festival of Street Art, Puppet Theatre, Contemporary Circus and Community Art in Graz. The La Strada festival takes place at the beginning of August for a period of nine days since 1998. It creates an interplay between the city, artists and audiences.
The venues are the streets, squares and courtyards of the city, but also include theatre spaces such as the Graz Opera. The festival spots new districts as well as abandoned spaces and creates places, where audience and artists meet for the first time. La Strada also shows selected productions in smaller towns in Styria. Due to its integration in IN SITU, La Strada also works as a driving force of exhibited Eu rope-wide theatre work. At least 1/3 of the annually programme of the festival presents productions as premieres, always in co-operation with national and international artists. Austrian artists are supported by integrating them in the network of European festivals.
Director : Werner Schrempf
Artistic Assistant : Noémie Fonteneau
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What is IN SITU in short?
IN SITU is the European platform for artistic creation in public space. Since 2003, it has supported more than 200 artists working outside conventional venues and contributing to the transformation of our territories. IN SITU is an ecosystem connecting a new generation of artists with audiences, programmers, and key-players involved in the economic, political and social realities around Europe. IN SITU develops an ecology of creation based on transnational artistic workshops and laboratories, European and international residencies and collective mentoring for pilot artistic projects. IN SITU also designs tailored consulting and expertise for European cities, online training modules (MOOC) and a Think Tank dedicated to artistic creation in public space.
IN SITU is led by Lieux publics - European and national center for artistic creation in public space (France), and brings together 20 partners from 12 countries: Artopolis Association / PLACCC Festival (Hungary), Atelier 231 / Festival Viva Cité (France), CIFAS (Belgium), Ctyri dny / 4+4 Days in Motion (Czech Republic), FAI-AR (France), Freedom Festival (United Kingdom), Kimmel Center (The United States of America), Metropolis (Denmark), La Paperie (France), La Strada Graz (Austria), Les Tombées de la Nuit (France), Lieux publics (France), Norfolk & Norwich Festival (United Kingdom), Teatri ODA (Kosovo), Theater op de Markt (Belgium), On the Move (Belgium), Østfold kulturutvikling (Norway), Oerol Festival (The Netherlands), Terni Festival (Italy), UZ Arts (United Kingdom).
IN SITU ACT 2016 - 2020 is co-funded by the Creative Europe programme of the European Union.
Since 2018, the IN SITU Cloud gathers new associated members around IN SITU.
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Who is IN SITU?
It all started around a table somewhere in Europe. Five festival managers and artistic centre directors had the same hunch that the future of artistic creation in the public space would play out on a European scale. In five languages, they laid down the foundations of IN SITU and art in the European public space.
The idea has won over support and IN SITU now boasts 20 partners in Angers, Budapest, Brussels, Copenhagen, Fredrikstad, Graz, Glasgow, Hull, Marseille, Neerpelt, Norwich, Philadelphia, Prague, Pristina, Rennes, Sotteville-lès-Rouen, Terni, Terschelling and beyond. Since 2018, the IN SITU Cloud gathers new associated members around IN SITU.There are now even more people to identify artists and support them as they explore new territories, and even more colleagues with whom we can think about our continent's issues. This is an artistic adventure, with a long history of friendship, empathy and trust.
IN SITU MEMBERS 2016 – 2020 (ACT)
Artopolis Association / PLACCC Festival
Budapest / Hungary
Atelier 231 / Festival Viva Cité (CNAREP, centre national des arts de la rue et de l'espace public)
Sotteville-lès-Rouen / France
CIFAS
Brussels / Belgium
Ctyri dny / 4 + 4 Days in Motion
Prague / Czech Republic
FAI-AR - formation supérieure d'art en espace public
Marseille / France
Freedom Festival
Hull / United Kingdom
Kimmel Center
Philadelphia / The United States of America
Metropolis / Københavns Internationale Teater
Copenhagen / Denmark
La Paperie (CNAREP, centre national des arts de la rue et de l'espace public)
Angers / France
La Strada Graz
Graz / Austria
Les Tombées de la Nuit
Rennes / France
Lieux publics - centre national & pôle européen de création en espace public (CNAREP, centre national des arts de la rue et de l'espace public)
Norfolk & Norwich Festival
Norwich / United Kingdom
Teatri ODA / HAPU FestivalPristina / Kosovo
Theater op de Markt / Provincial Domein Dommelhof
Neerpelt / Belgium
Scenekunst Østfold / Østfold kulturutviklingFredrikstad / Norway
Oerol Festival
Terschelling / The Netherlands
Terni Festival
Terni / Italy
UZ Arts
Glasgow / United Kingdom
IN SITU ASSOCIATED MEMBERS SINCE 2018
ANTI Festival
Kuopio / Finland
Biela Noc
Bratislava & Košice / Slovakia
Bildstörung Europäisches Straßentheater festival
Detmold / Germany
Santa Maria da Feira / Portugal
Eleusis 2021
Eleusis / Greece
FiraTàrrega / Theatre Al Carrer
Tàrrega / Spain
Matera / Italy
Sura Medura
Hikkaduwa / Sri Lanka
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What are the IN SITU projects?
IN SITU ACT (2016 - 2020)
ACT is an ecosystem designed to structure the sector of artistic creation in public space and its artists, support their emergence and improve their visibility.
In a nutshell, IN SITU ACT is about:
- Transnational writing seminars;
- Collective mentoring for projects under development;
- 6 transnational pilot artistic projects supported by all the partners;
- European and international residencies;
- Printed and digital publications;
- Training modules for professionals in the form of a MOOC (Massive Open Online Courses) and tailored consulting and expertise for European cities.
- A European Think tank made out of elected representatives, artists, as well as cultural and urban experts.
IN SITU PLATFORM (2014 - 2017)
Granted with a three year funding, the IN SITU Platform 2014 – 2017 aimed to highlight and promote emerging artists working outside conventional venues and contributing to the transformation of our territories. Over the course of three years, IN SITU Platform was developing a communication and brand narrative (storytelling), which was designed as a story to be shared with the general public, mixing technological creativity and high visibility at large popular events.
META (2011 - 2016)
META, the Manifest of Europe for Transformation through Art. The name of the project was a program in itself. Nine years after its creation, the IN SITU network intended to develop with META the idea of a societal function of art and artistic creation in public space while asserting its support in accompanying a humanistic project of contemporary European society. For this project, IN SITU has brought together 19 partners, covering 14 countries in the European Union and reaching out appreciably towards Central Europe.
2011-2016. It took nothing less than five years to implement the ambitious actions focussing on three main themes: transformation, walking and the art of living together.
How do I keep up with your activities?
To keep up with our activities check out the calendar and subscribe to our newsletter
How can I join the network?
Each year each IN SITU partner introduces a new artist to the network. They all have their own selection criteria. To know more check out the list of our partners (Q2 - WHO IS IN SITU?) and contact them directly.
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We are currently not looking for new members. However, since 2018, we are welcoming new associated members.
You can find us at various international events and meetings, and during IN SITU members' festivals. We are always interested in meeting new people and creating new collaborations. To contact us : insitu@lieuxpublics.com
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By Kaelyn Lowmaster
Washington D.C. – May 10, 2018 – One World Identity (OWI), an independent identity research and strategy company, today released 'Trust, Safety & Compliance: A Survivor's Guide to GDPR-mageddon,' serving as the definitive primer on upcoming privacy rules in the European Union.
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Washington D.C. – May 10, 2018 – One World Identity (OWI), an independent identity research and strategy company, today released 'Trust, Safety & Compliance: A Survivor's Guide to GDPR-mageddon,' serving as the definitive primer on upcoming privacy rules in the European Union. The EU's General Data Protection Regulation goes into effect on May 25th, 2018, and will have an effect on all companies that collect user data, making the need for clarity crucial in the days and weeks to come.
The report provides a deep dive into providing a strong understanding of the changes that GDPR sets forth, and gives companies the concrete steps required to turn compliance into a competitive advantage.
What GDPR says and further clarification on practical implications
How GDPR impacts each of the five OWI Identity Building Blocks, and highlights questions companies should consider as they adapt to consumer-centric data processing standards
Seven concrete steps companies can put in place now and whether or not such companies would be facing an immediate compliance mandate from GDPR
What companies should be watching for in the near-term
"Even if a company is not currently governed by GDPR, raising the bar for accuracy in line with the regulation's principles could have a tangible impact on their bottom line," said Kaelyn Lowmaster, Principal Analyst of OWI. "Many organizations have adopted a 'shoot first, ask questions later' approach: collecting high volumes of data under ambiguous terms of service, then looking for ways to leverage it to improve their businesses afterward. Under GDPR, this approach is no longer legal. No matter how advanced your company's tech, you can't rely on algorithms alone to evaluate your customers without giving them more information."
GDPR is about identity — the information that companies collect from their customers, the organizations with which those identities are shared, and the decisions that are made based on processing identity attributes. The new principles and data subject rights established under GDPR are wide-ranging, but companies won't truly understand their scope until the first rounds of sanctions for noncompliance are levied after May 25, 2018. GDPR will raise the bar for data protection worldwide, even where the regulation doesn't actively apply.
"GDPR is just the beginning. Europe has been leading the way for consumer-centric digital rights and privacy protection for decades," said Travis Jarae, CEO of OWI. "Beyond the public sector, high-profile cases like Facebook are bringing the debate about universal application of GDPR principles into the public consciousness. In a digital economy reeling from billion-user breaches of sensitive data, a new generation of more educated consumers will continue to demand stricter privacy protections."
Download the report "Trust, Safety & Compliance: A Survivor's Guide to GDPR-mageddon" here.
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"British commandos have stormed an Italian cargo ship which was hijacked by Somalia pirates in the Indian Ocean, rescuing the crew and capturing nearly a dozen pirates. Support for the raid was provided by a frigate from the US Navy."
Keeping the seas free of pirates was the mission of the Royal Navy and the US Navy during the 19th and 20th centuries, and it is the reason that there was so little piracy. That, and the fact that captured pirates were usually immediately hanged.
According to the Telegraph report, "Pirates operating from 'mother ships', as well as remote ports along the Somali coast, currently hold at least 10 ships and around 250 hostages."
You won't be surprised to learn that "Although many ships already carry security personnel, disputes over the legality of them using lethal force against pirates has hampered their effectiveness". Who would have guessed that?
Having been captured by British commandos, doubtless the pirates are already readying their asylum pleas and reviewing council housing in Britain.
A note: The pirates are coming from Somalia, not Somaliland.


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A Ring of Endless Light é um filme original do Disney Channel, lançado em 2002, baseado no romance, de mesmo nome, de Madeleine L'Engle. Foi filmado na Austrália, e estrelando por Mischa Barton e Ryan Merriman.

Sinopse
Quando Vicky Austin (Mischa Barton) vai visitar o avô (James Whitmore) na Seven Bay Island, enfrenta vários desafios inesperados. Seu amado avô, o aposentado Reverendo Eaton, está doente de leucemia. O menino rico e emocionalmente perturbado que Vicky conheceu no último verão, Zachary Gray (Jared Padalecki), reaparece, e outro garoto, chamado Adam Eddington (Ryan Merriman) pede sua ajuda para um trabalho de pesquisa sobre um golfinho chamado Basil. E Vicky ainda descobre que pode se comunicar com os golfinhos.

A jovem lida com os acontecimentos o melhor que pode, até que seu avô morre deixando para trás um livro em branco para que a neta escreva poesias e que siga o seu coração e seu talento em vez dos planos de seus pais para o futuro ela.

Elenco

Prêmios e Indicações
O diretor do filme, Greg Beeman, foi indicado ao prêmio Directors Guild of America de "Melhor Performance de Direção em Programas para Crianças" pelo filme, em 2002.

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Filmes originais do Disney Channel
Telefilmes dos Estados Unidos de 2002
Filmes em língua inglesa

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Le Championnat de France des circuits (CFC), anciennement (Super Série FFSA et GT Tour) est un format regroupant les championnats majeurs de compétition automobile disputés en France et organisé par la Fédération française du sport automobile.

Lancé au milieu des années 2000 sous la marque Super Série FFSA et initié par l'entreprise SRO, le championnat de France des Circuits change de promoteur en 2011 et est rebaptisé GT Tour. Après plusieurs déboires rencontrés dans le Championnat FFSA GT, le promoteur du GT Tour Oreca abandonne l'organisation en 2016. En 2017, SRO intègre le GT4 en France et reprend l'organisation du CFC.

Principalement articulé autour des meetings du Championnat de France FFSA GT, le Championnat de France des Circuits réunit également le championnat national de monoplaces (F4 France), des formules monotypes en Tourisme (Clio Cup France, Peugeot Racing Cup) et GT (Porsche Carrera Cup France), et le récent TC France.

Historique

Fin 2010, le promoteur de la Super Série FFSA, Stéphane Ratel Organisation, annonce qu'il n'organisera pas la série en 2011, la FFSA cherche alors un remplaçant qui se trouve être la société Oreca, célèbre dans le milieu du sport automobile. Oreca change la série et la rebaptise GT Tour.

Championnats

Championnats actuels

Championnat de France FFSA GT

Le championnat de France de Grand Tourisme est la championnat phare du GT Tour, il existe depuis 1997 et a été intégré à la Super Série FFSA en 2002 puis au GT Tour en 2011. Il regroupe des voitures de la catégorie GT3 et comporte 2 courses d'une heure par weekend avec changement de pilote. Chaque équipage est composé de 2 pilotes, un sous licence professionnelle, l'autre sous licence amateur. La Coupe de France GT fait partie intégrante de ce championnat, et est constituée de 2 pilote amateurs.

Championnat de France F4

Le championnat F4, descendant de la Formule Campus, est une formule de promotion pour les jeunes pilotes. Utilisant des Formules Renault 1.6, surnommées "F4", il s'agit du seul championnat de monoplaces du GT Tour. Le weekend comporte 3 courses d'une demi-heure environ. Les pilotes font tous partie de la même écurie: l'Auto Sport Academy, organisateur du championnat.

Porsche Carrera Cup France

La Carrera Cup française est la plus ancienne série du plateau, elle existe depuis 1987 et constitue la seconde déclinaison nationale des Porsche Carrera Cup après le championnat allemand. Les voitures utilisées sont toutes des Porsche 997 GT3. Les pilotes sont regroupés en deux catégories : A pour les pilotes professionnels et B pour les pilotes amateurs. Il existe également un classement réservé aux débutants.

Peugeot Racing Cup

La Peugeot RCZ Racing Cup est une formule de promotion de Peugeot utilisant des Peugeot RCZ. Elle est apparue en 2012.

Renault Clio Cup Elf

La Clio Cup française est une formule de promotion de Renault Sport utilisant des Renault Clio. Elle existe depuis 2004 et est une descendante directe de la Coupe Gordini. La Clio Cup France faisait partie intégrante du GT Tour à sa création, mais les différences de calendrier entre les évènements ont fait que l'essentiel des épreuves du GT Tour ne comptaient plus la Clio Cup dans leur programme, ce qui a conduit à la séparation du Championnat avec le format GT Tour.

TC France

Nouveau championnat créé par la FFSA et le SRO Motorsports Group en 2021, considéré comme l'antichambre du FFSA GT et ayant pour but d'être moins onéreux.

Anciens championnats

SEAT Leon Supercopa France

La SEAT Leon Supercopa française a existé de 2010 à 2012.

Mitjet 2L

La Mijtet 2L est un championnat créé par Jean-Philippe Dayraut en 2012 à la suite du succès de la série Mitjet 1300 Light. Les voitures sont identiques pour chaque pilote et comportent un châssis tubulaire. Le style de carrosserie peut cependant varier.

Championnat de France Supertourisme

La Mijtet Supertourisme, appelée aussi Mitjet ST Turbo est un championnat créé par Jean-Philippe Dayraut en 2014. Les voitures sont des versions améliorées des Mitjet 2L, avec des moteurs plus puissants.

Mitjet 1300 Light

La Mitjet 1300 Light a fait partie du GT Tour de 2011 à 2013. Il s'agit du tout premier championnat de Mitjet, il a été remplacé par les 2L et ST. À partir de 2014, le championnat Mitjet 1300 intègre le format du Trophée Tourisme Endurance.

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What happens when you mix a bear with a vegetable garden? What is a koala's favorite element? Take off his clothes. A: He was looking for Pooh Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? They know how to use a wheel-bear-ow. 24. Bear Puns. He searches and searches but can't find any animals. He goes to check what he killed and the dad of that bear comes behind him and taps him on his shoulder. He wanted to have koala-ty time with his family. Where is the best place to find a grizzly bear? What do you call a freezing bear? You know what, it doesn't matter. You say, "Ready, teddy, go!". Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. "When I wake up in the morning the first thing I see is what I name then new child, for example when I named your older brother I saw a raven when I woke up. "Wow, that's a big pistol" he comments, "What do you use it for?" However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. Dolphin. Peter Panda. A Brrrrr. He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. 80. Q: What do polar bears have for lunch? The man was screaming and struggling frantically, trying to free himself from t. Who went out hunting one day. 22. Why do bears have great relationships? A flower gorilla and a ring bear!A flower gorilla and a ring bear! I was in Al, Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Boy: Well we were camping out and this giant Grizzly Bear came out of nowhere, reared up on his hind legs, roared, and then started charging us! What type of bear hibernates while standing on its head? Take away his credit cards. I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife. "Of course you're 100% polar bear" she answers "go ask your father." What do you need for a wedding in the jungle? Three after one. Why was the teenage polar bear so excited? We've collected the best of grizzly bear jokes and puns just for you. "Of course you're 100% polar bear. The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? The hunter comes upon a field and spies a massive grizzly bear. 84. ", An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He turns around and sees a large black bear. ", The bartender says,"Sure buddy,but why the big paws? The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. "Father, how do we get our names?" asked the boy. Stuck! He would only do the BEAR minimum! Then about 20 yards out the hunter dropped to his kne, The rabbit dashes to him and shout : " Don't smoke weed man, just go for a run with me!". Why did the bear quit his job? What is the difference between a polar bear and a panda? So he asks "Daddy am I a 100% polar bear?" Greenhorn In Alaska Hot 7 years ago. What does a molar bear do? Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? 54. An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A: A gummy bear! ...you should always wear a bell around your neck and carry a can of extra strength pepper spray.
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A: Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo What is a bear's favourite drink?What is a bear's favourite drink? Because they have a great, white, bear place! If you see an, Mama Bear looks at Papa Bear and says "Stick it in my cubby hole. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. He looks around left and right until he feel a tap on his shoulder. A teddy boar. 52. Funny One-Liners Why do Eskimos make round igloos? How do you make a teddy bear? Why did the girl dress her teddy bear in a spacesuit? How do pandas go on vacation? 28. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. 61. © 2016-2020 EverydayKnow.com | All rights reserved. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. A: Winnie the PU! Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He goes to check if the bear is dead and starts his celebration dance. He walks into the first bar in Juneau and shouts "All right, I'm going to be an Alaskan! The participating countries are France, Germany, and Turkey. Q: What do you call a grizzly bear … First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Because they were polar opposites. Intrigued, he pulls up to the farm house and asks the farmer, "What's up with that 3-legged pig?". Only the bear necessities. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. Why did the panda get fired from their job? How. The bear necessities! 8. They love getting berg-ers. Because they can't catch it! As she laid on the ground playing dead she felt the bear sniff. Time to get a new bed. "Mind if I play?". 10. Q: Why do pandas like old movies? When they enter the study, there stands a 6'2" stuffed grizzly bear. 56. 2. The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? Laugh at 4,300+ Funny Jokes for Kids Why is it so hard to work in a bear's day care? 9. He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing. 79. A drizzly bear. How do you apologise to a koala? 35. Polar bear? … Each explorer was to make a daily video call to their country's #1 news station to update them on their trip, in return for funding. Click here for more information. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! As she laid on the ground playing dead she felt the bear sniff. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? Because he wasn't koala-fied. You need some funny bear jokes and we have them. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! He then feels a tap on his shoulder. Riddle. The bear's shadow! 89. Hairline . Test one is to chop a hole in the frozen lake and swi, and as he comes around a corner on the trail he comes across a giant grizzly bear. How do you fry a black and white bear?How do you fry a black and white bear? Everything is on this list: Polar bears, Black bears, Grizzly bears, and even a couple of jokes about cartoon bears that don't actually exist. In a snow bank. 31. Lost. What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A police officer was driving through an empty freeway in the woods one day, when he stumbled upon the corpse of a large animal laying on the side of a road, with a pickup truck parked nearby. 1. What is as large as a bear, but has zero weight? Some bears eat bamboo and others hibernate during the winter. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? They never have the right koala-fications. ", "Did I ever tell you about my run-in with a grizzly bear?". Now i have no customers!!". He comes across a small black bear drinking from a stream so he shoots and kills it. 40. ", The devil says, "It's your lucky day. 15. 1. He likes have bear feet. What do you call a bear that has been in the rain all day? He visits a lumber camp and wants to be a Lumberjack he tells the foreman. Why was the koala fired from his new job? Instead of manually entering the email addresses you want to send to each and every time, you can now create your own personalized contact list that will be available for you to use any time you want to share one of our posts with your friends and family. Did you hear about the lady who fed an apple to a bear? 78. 70. 90. "Mom, are you sure I'm a purebred polar bear? What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? 81. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. 39. Have you ever tried hunting bear? By bear mail. Why is it so cheap to feed polar bears? Currently you have JavaScript disabled. Fed up with the hustle and the bustle. While they're setting up their tents, they see a grizzly bear prowling in the distance. Grizzly bear Jokes- Important Message!- The Athiest & The Bear- Ready Teddy. Hunny. 64. Why do smart hikers always go with a slow friend? B's. Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water? How do polar bears send their Christmas cards? So this black bear walks into a restaurant. 71. Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a bear? 2. 53. They've actually started sharing habitat with grizzly bears and are even interbreeding with them. bear gives him 2 options "i either eat you or fuck you in the ass". Why are bald men and polar bears alike? What do you call a bear that doesn't have any teeth? Nigel nodded and had another sip of his beer. The competition rules are whichever national police team catches a wild rabbit in the forest in the shortest amount of time wins the grand prize. 85. He turns around and sees a large black bear. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. So a hunter gets a new gun one day and decides to go hunting with it. Why don't bears like fast food? A collection of grizzly bear jokes and grizzly bear puns. 37. What side of the bear has the most fur? 18. A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping. Shot the bear down. 12. << See All of our Jokes Categories Here! Why can't you give a bear the remote control? The boys have a little fun with Bubba and they tell him you have to pass 3 tests. He ran as fast as he could up the path but he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. Write CSS OR LESS and hit save. Because they have a great, white, bear place! This joke may contain profanity. !", A Canadian park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears, "Brown bears are usually harmless. If you enjoyed this page, you may also like: Quick, Funny Jokes! What is a koala bear's favourite drink ? What do you call a polar bear that moved to Florida? Click here for instructions on how to enable JavaScript in your browser. Because they only live on ice. The man imediately turned around and started running. Q: What do you call a wet bear? A: Because he couldn't bear it! This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. He comes across a small black bear drinking from a stream so he shoots and kills it. Grizzly Jokes. Seal. How did the polar bear feel when he got off a plane in Guatemala? How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod? 43. He was afraid of a panda-emic. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! What Does It Mean If I Keep Seeing the Same Person... What Does It Mean When You Dream of Getting Shot by... What Does It Mean to Dream About a Guy You've Never... What Does It Mean If You Dream About Your Dead Father. A: Ready, teddy, GO! A: A drizzly bear One day an Aborigine named Nigel was on vacation in the US enjoying a beer in a pub when a local man sat down beside him "You're one of them blacks from Australia, aren't ya?" What do you call a rude koala? I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. Fed up with the fickle market. A man saves up his money all Summer to go on an Alaskan bear hunting trip. 65. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? 86. 76. Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. What do you call a bear without ears? What do you call a bear who is wearing earmuffs? 17. Why do bears have fur coats?Why do bears have fur coats? What happens when you mix a bear with a vegetable garden? What is a koala's favorite element? Take off his clothes. A: He was looking for Pooh Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? They know how to use a wheel-bear-ow. 24. Bear Puns. He searches and searches but can't find any animals. He goes to check what he killed and the dad of that bear comes behind him and taps him on his shoulder. He wanted to have koala-ty time with his family. Where is the best place to find a grizzly bear? What do you call a freezing bear? You know what, it doesn't matter. You say, "Ready, teddy, go!". Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. "When I wake up in the morning the first thing I see is what I name then new child, for example when I named your older brother I saw a raven when I woke up. "Wow, that's a big pistol" he comments, "What do you use it for?" However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. Dolphin. Peter Panda. A Brrrrr. He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. 80. Q: What do polar bears have for lunch? The man was screaming and struggling frantically, trying to free himself from t. Who went out hunting one day. 22. Why do bears have great relationships? A flower gorilla and a ring bear!A flower gorilla and a ring bear! I was in Al, Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Boy: Well we were camping out and this giant Grizzly Bear came out of nowhere, reared up on his hind legs, roared, and then started charging us! What type of bear hibernates while standing on its head? Take away his credit cards. I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife. "Of course you're 100% polar bear" she answers "go ask your father." What do you need for a wedding in the jungle? Three after one. Why was the teenage polar bear so excited? We've collected the best of grizzly bear jokes and puns just for you. "Of course you're 100% polar bear. The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? The hunter comes upon a field and spies a massive grizzly bear. 84. ", An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He turns around and sees a large black bear. ", The bartender says,"Sure buddy,but why the big paws? The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. "Father, how do we get our names?" asked the boy. Stuck! He would only do the BEAR minimum! Then about 20 yards out the hunter dropped to his kne, The rabbit dashes to him and shout : " Don't smoke weed man, just go for a run with me!". Why did the bear quit his job? What is the difference between a polar bear and a panda? So he asks "Daddy am I a 100% polar bear?" Greenhorn In Alaska Hot 7 years ago. What does a molar bear do? Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? 54. An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. What do you call a bear without any teeth? 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33. 46. We suggest the following precautions for your safety. Are enjoying their time at the hunting lodge. How do you apologize to a panda? A: Because when he tried to make a second one, he made a Boo-Boo What is a bear's favourite drink?What is a bear's favourite drink? Because they have a great, white, bear place! If you see an, Mama Bear looks at Papa Bear and says "Stick it in my cubby hole. This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. He looks around left and right until he feel a tap on his shoulder. A teddy boar. 52. Funny One-Liners Why do Eskimos make round igloos? How do you make a teddy bear? Why did the girl dress her teddy bear in a spacesuit? How do pandas go on vacation? 28. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. 61. © 2016-2020 EverydayKnow.com | All rights reserved. What do you call a bear with a bad attitude? An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. A: Winnie the PU! Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He goes to check if the bear is dead and starts his celebration dance. He walks into the first bar in Juneau and shouts "All right, I'm going to be an Alaskan! The participating countries are France, Germany, and Turkey. Q: What do you call a grizzly bear … First, he mauled dad in the back garden. Because they were polar opposites. Intrigued, he pulls up to the farm house and asks the farmer, "What's up with that 3-legged pig?". Only the bear necessities. Then he cooked up some burgers, urinated in the punch and downed the lot of it. Why did the panda get fired from their job? How. The bear necessities! 8. They love getting berg-ers. Because they can't catch it! As she laid on the ground playing dead she felt the bear sniff. Time to get a new bed. "Mind if I play?". 10. Q: Why do pandas like old movies? When they enter the study, there stands a 6'2" stuffed grizzly bear. 56. 2. The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? Laugh at 4,300+ Funny Jokes for Kids Why is it so hard to work in a bear's day care? 9. He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing. 79. A drizzly bear. How do you apologise to a koala? 35. Polar bear? … Each explorer was to make a daily video call to their country's #1 news station to update them on their trip, in return for funding. Click here for more information. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! As she laid on the ground playing dead she felt the bear sniff. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? Because he wasn't koala-fied. You need some funny bear jokes and we have them. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! He then feels a tap on his shoulder. Riddle. The bear's shadow! 89. Hairline . Test one is to chop a hole in the frozen lake and swi, and as he comes around a corner on the trail he comes across a giant grizzly bear. How do you fry a black and white bear?How do you fry a black and white bear? Everything is on this list: Polar bears, Black bears, Grizzly bears, and even a couple of jokes about cartoon bears that don't actually exist. In a snow bank. 31. Lost. What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A police officer was driving through an empty freeway in the woods one day, when he stumbled upon the corpse of a large animal laying on the side of a road, with a pickup truck parked nearby. 1. What is as large as a bear, but has zero weight? Some bears eat bamboo and others hibernate during the winter. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? They never have the right koala-fications. ", "Did I ever tell you about my run-in with a grizzly bear?". Now i have no customers!!". He comes across a small black bear drinking from a stream so he shoots and kills it. 40. ", The devil says, "It's your lucky day. 15. 1. He likes have bear feet. What do you call a bear that has been in the rain all day? He visits a lumber camp and wants to be a Lumberjack he tells the foreman. Why was the koala fired from his new job? Instead of manually entering the email addresses you want to send to each and every time, you can now create your own personalized contact list that will be available for you to use any time you want to share one of our posts with your friends and family. Did you hear about the lady who fed an apple to a bear? 78. 70. 90. "Mom, are you sure I'm a purebred polar bear? What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? 81. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. 39. Have you ever tried hunting bear? By bear mail. Why is it so cheap to feed polar bears? Currently you have JavaScript disabled. Fed up with the hustle and the bustle. While they're setting up their tents, they see a grizzly bear prowling in the distance. Grizzly bear Jokes- Important Message!- The Athiest & The Bear- Ready Teddy. Hunny. 64. Why do smart hikers always go with a slow friend? B's. Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water? How do polar bears send their Christmas cards? So this black bear walks into a restaurant. 71. Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a bear? 2. 53. They've actually started sharing habitat with grizzly bears and are even interbreeding with them. bear gives him 2 options "i either eat you or fuck you in the ass". Why are bald men and polar bears alike? What do you call a bear that doesn't have any teeth? Nigel nodded and had another sip of his beer. The competition rules are whichever national police team catches a wild rabbit in the forest in the shortest amount of time wins the grand prize. 85. He turns around and sees a large black bear. The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. So a hunter gets a new gun one day and decides to go hunting with it. Why don't bears like fast food? A collection of grizzly bear jokes and grizzly bear puns. 37. What side of the bear has the most fur? 18. A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping. Shot the bear down. 12. << See All of our Jokes Categories Here! Why can't you give a bear the remote control? The boys have a little fun with Bubba and they tell him you have to pass 3 tests. He ran as fast as he could up the path but he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. Write CSS OR LESS and hit save. Because they have a great, white, bear place! This joke may contain profanity. !", A Canadian park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears, "Brown bears are usually harmless. If you enjoyed this page, you may also like: Quick, Funny Jokes! What is a koala bear's favourite drink ? What do you call a polar bear that moved to Florida? Click here for instructions on how to enable JavaScript in your browser. Because they only live on ice. The man imediately turned around and started running. Q: What do you call a wet bear? A: Because he couldn't bear it! This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. He comes across a small black bear drinking from a stream so he shoots and kills it. Grizzly Jokes. Seal. How did the polar bear feel when he got off a plane in Guatemala? How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod? 43. He was afraid of a panda-emic. Because when they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo Boo! What Does It Mean If I Keep Seeing the Same Person... What Does It Mean When You Dream of Getting Shot by... What Does It Mean to Dream About a Guy You've Never... What Does It Mean If You Dream About Your Dead Father. A: Ready, teddy, GO! A: A drizzly bear One day an Aborigine named Nigel was on vacation in the US enjoying a beer in a pub when a local man sat down beside him "You're one of them blacks from Australia, aren't ya?" What do you call a rude koala? I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. Fed up with the fickle market. A man saves up his money all Summer to go on an Alaskan bear hunting trip. 65. Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding?Why did the teddy bear say no to pudding? 86. 76. Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. What do you call a bear without ears? What do you call a bear who is wearing earmuffs? 17. Why do bears have fur coats?Why do bears have fur coats? What happens when you mix a bear with a vegetable garden? What is a koala's favorite element? Take off his clothes. A: He was looking for Pooh Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? They know how to use a wheel-bear-ow. 24. Bear Puns. He searches and searches but can't find any animals. He goes to check what he killed and the dad of that bear comes behind him and taps him on his shoulder. He wanted to have koala-ty time with his family. Where is the best place to find a grizzly bear? What do you call a freezing bear? You know what, it doesn't matter. You say, "Ready, teddy, go!". Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field. He never missed a season, but one day, went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. "When I wake up in the morning the first thing I see is what I name then new child, for example when I named your older brother I saw a raven when I woke up. "Wow, that's a big pistol" he comments, "What do you use it for?" However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. Dolphin. Peter Panda. A Brrrrr. He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. 80. Q: What do polar bears have for lunch? The man was screaming and struggling frantically, trying to free himself from t. Who went out hunting one day. 22. Why do bears have great relationships? A flower gorilla and a ring bear!A flower gorilla and a ring bear! I was in Al, Frank, Raph, and Jed had just finished their supper by the camp fire and broke out the jug of whiskey. Boy: Well we were camping out and this giant Grizzly Bear came out of nowhere, reared up on his hind legs, roared, and then started charging us! What type of bear hibernates while standing on its head? Take away his credit cards. I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife. "Of course you're 100% polar bear" she answers "go ask your father." What do you need for a wedding in the jungle? Three after one. Why was the teenage polar bear so excited? We've collected the best of grizzly bear jokes and puns just for you. "Of course you're 100% polar bear. The Pope went on vacation to visit Alaska. Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? The hunter comes upon a field and spies a massive grizzly bear. 84. ", An old west dime novel writer is out looking for a good story when he wanders into a saloon. He turns around and sees a large black bear. ", The bartender says,"Sure buddy,but why the big paws? The bear rears up to full height and gives a roar as it leans in toward the man. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? The polar bears would steal land from the grizzly bears, have all the panda bears build them railroads. "Father, how do we get our names?" asked the boy. Stuck! He would only do the BEAR minimum! Then about 20 yards out the hunter dropped to his kne, The rabbit dashes to him and shout : " Don't smoke weed man, just go for a run with me!". Why did the bear quit his job? What is the difference between a polar bear and a panda? So he asks "Daddy am I a 100% polar bear?" Greenhorn In Alaska Hot 7 years ago. What does a molar bear do? Passing around the jug, they started bragging about their dangerous escapades throughout their lives. Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? 54. An atheist is hiking in the woods when he stumbles across a huge hungry grizzly bear. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A: A gummy bear! ...you should always wear a bell around your neck and carry a can of extra strength pepper spray. 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