Here's a moderately easy chicken dish that is quick enough for a weeknight, and fancy enough for guests!
Here's an incredibly simple summer dish that won't heat up your kitchen, or tie up a precious summer day!
Here's a favorite low-carb and grain-free quiche/egg bake recipe that we're enjoying quite often these days, paired with fresh-picked salad greens, and cherry tomatoes when we have them. So good, and so easy!
Happy Summer everyone, and a BIG welcome to new followers coming over from the Keto Cabin site! We have been taking full advantage of a stretch of beautiful days here at the cabin, and grilling up some great low-carb meals! Here's one of our favorites, easy to make and can be enjoyed fresh off the grill, or as a leftover (picnic?) lunch!
It's grilling season! Here's a great marinade that can be used on all kinds of meat (and fish as well)!
Here's what's cookin' at the cabin this week: our own version of the LCHF / Ketogenic recipe that has taken the internet by storm! So easy and so tasty! We've tweaked the recipe and added a couple of choice toppings to make this quick and easy dish even better!
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Happy 2019 everyone! Time is flying and January is almost over again!
This month has been filled with great guests, celebration of anniversaries, birthdays or honeymoons and a bit of snow on Top of the Mount Teide! Finally!
Apart from all our "partying"/celebrations we are blessed to see lots of dolphins and whales this months.
There must be a ton of food in the water around Los Gigantes, as we are seeing pods of dolphins (Bottlenose Dolphins, Spotted Dolphins) I mean hundreds of dolphins, just so amazing to see!
Beside the dolphins we are blessed to see a different kinds of whales as well. For example just in the month of January we were seeing 3 different kind of whales (Pilot Whales, Fin Whales & Beaked Whales).
Such a special moment to see these beautiful creatures in their natural environment, where they belong!
We know that we are very lucky to call this our job and we hope that everyone that joins us on board has a fantastic time and is able to see one of these amazing beautiful creatures in their natural environment!
That's it for now! Wishing everyone a fantastic end of January 2019 and until the next posts!
Keep smiling and keep sailing!
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The name alone — cloud — evokes the poetic nature of these creations, which, according to their maker, should convey 'the feeling of freedom and eccentricity'. The fixtures are available in various sizes and models. Each fixture has a voluminous yet delicate paper-like shade, in the centre of which is the invisible light source. With its irregular sculptural shape, marked by countless folds, crimps, bulges and dents, it suggests a fleecy belux cloud and then again a large, soft snowball. Looked at more closely, the lampshade consists of several interlinked cup-like elements. Each fit has an individual note in spite of all fixtures having the same structure and the same predetermined shape. The idea is that the fold structure of the shade, which is shaped more or less by accident during production, can be changed by bulging it out or pressing it in. In doing so, Gehry makes users into co-designers who can repeatedly change the shape of the fixture if they so wish.


Lawyer Javad Javadov met with jailed REAL Movement leader Ilgar Mammadov in Prison #2 on 19 September and with jailed human rights lawyer Intigam Aliyev in Prison #6 on 23 September.
The lawyer says that he has appealed to the Penitentiary Service Chief Madat Guliyev, the Ombudswoman and the Ministry of Justice regarding Ilgar Mammadov's phone access. According to Javadov, he is illegally made to wait for his client for an hour in the prison every time.
"The [prison] management has deprived Ilgar Mammadov of his right to use the phone without providing a valid explanation. They had promised to resolve the issue by 22 September 22, but the ban is still in place. Under national law, he is entitled to use the phone, and his failure to contact his family and friends has led to extreme anxiety on their part", said Javadov.
Ilgar Mammadov was arrested in February 2013 and Shaki Grave Crimes Court sentenced him to 7 years in jail in connection with the Ismayilli riots of 23-24 January 2013. His sentence was later upheld by Shaki Court of Appeal. The European Court of Human Rights has considered Mammadov's arrest illegal. Amnesty International has recognised him as a prisoner of conscience.
Regarding Intigam Aliyev, Javadov reported that his overall condition and mood are normal, and that he has not complained about the detention conditions. The lawyer added that Intigam Aliyev's health has improved, due to the fact that he is able to walk inside the prison.
Intigam Aliyev was arrested on 8 August 2014 and sentenced to 7.5 years in prison by the Baku Grave Crimes Court, on charges of tax evasion, illegal entrepreneurship, misappropriation, service forgery and abuse of official powers. He rejects all the charges as politically-motivated. Amnesty International has recognised Intigam Aliyev as a prisoner of conscience.


Teleport yourself to the Big Apple just by hopping over the Seine.
Buildings lie dormant awaiting daybreak, the silhouette of a sailor waiting to cross the river, the glowing smile of Marilyn Monroe and the nonchalance of Andy Warhol in the back of a limo. These are the images conjured of Elliott Erwitt's New York which is on exhibit now in the La Hune gallery. In three small rooms, you can rediscover the iconic snaps and get lost in the maze of lively New York streets during the 1950s and 60s.
Because the artist also strolled in the City of Light, La Hune is teaming up with Magnum to present almost all the famous and essential images that Elliott Erwitt took in Paris. He's also responsible for the photo of the man jumping over the puddle with the umbrella, with his piercing gaze for the perfect combination of subject and light.
On the other side of the Seine, we continue the journey into the myth of image, which has in part contributed in making Paris so desirable to Americans. But we would have liked to discover, alongside these overwhelming photos that have now become city symbols and part of the history of photography, is other less-seen shots.
This much-anticipated double exhibition that strived to be bold by having two exhibits on two separate sites across Paris, is consequently disappointing as there's not enough substance. The photographs of Elliott Erwitt undeniably add value but they are disserviced by the galleries' lack of ambition, as they bring no added value to seeing them in the flesh.


Redshirted during the 2011 campaign . . . Led Greenville to the Michigan High School Athletic Association State Playoffs in 2010 … Ran for 142 yards and four scores in a playoff win over Kenowa Hills … Coached by Dave Moore … Chosen as a Meijer Scholar-Athlete … Three-sport athlete who also plays basketball and runs track … Led the Yellow Jackets to a school-record tying 9-2 mark as a senior … Tabbed as an all-state defensive back … Ottawa-Kent (OK) White All-Conference pick … Had 25 tackles and five interceptions in '10 … Ran for 619 yards while catching 34 passes for 629 yards and 20 combined TD's.


Have I ever told you about one of my favorite experiences while growing up on the lake? Well we used to have "cocktail hour"… To most people when they hear this it means drinks by the lake, soaking up the sun. To me, this means APPETIZERS… Every Saturday around 4:00 my family and all the neighbors would say "Cocktail Hour" and before you knew it the picnic table was full of the best "cocktails" a 6 year old girl could dream of. Chips and dip, cracker spreads, mini hot dogs, stuffed mushrooms, salsa, mozzarella sticks, chocolate chip cookies, ritz crackers- I mean COME ON- this was the best hour of the day! Really for much of my young life I thought "cocktails" were snacks… The adults must have found this belief to be "too cute" or something because I really don't remember any one correcting me when I asked if it was time for cocktails yet.
OH ONE MORE THING… SO these don't actually taste like watermelon, just kinda look like one… For some reason I can't get my head around the idea of a watermelon flavored cake, so I went with chocolate chip cake made to look like a watermelon :).
Basically you just make your favorite white cake (mix or homemade) add pink food coloring (I used Wilton, but if you can't do red dye you could make your own with beets – recipe here). We also added mini chocolate chips to the batter for the "seeds". When cooled and ready to frost we did so with our favorite buttercream icing recipe (Wilton again) with a little green food coloring added to the mix… Yummy, easy and fun! Great for an end of summer BBQ!


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Women are making their mark in digital news startups
Women are taking a leadership role in the development of digital journalism in Latin America, according to a new study of 100 startups.
The study, Inflection Point, by SembraMedia in partnership with Omidyar Network, offers many clues to achieving the elusive goal of sustainability for new digital media.
One clue is that women have the skills and experience to lead the way: 62% of the 100 organizations in the study had at least one woman founder, and women represented 38% of the total founders of all the media (p. 41 in the PDF version).
Extensive interviews with the founders -- 25 each from Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, and Mexico -- produced data that clarified the elements of successful business models and showed the best places to invest resources and training.
"This finding suggests that women are taking advantage of the low barriers to entry in digital media startups to go around the glass ceilings of traditional media and build their own publishing companies," wrote the directors of the study, Janine Warner and Mijal Iastebner, who are also co-founders of SembraMedia. (Disclosure: I worked as an editor of the study.)
The findings are remarkable, given the male dominance of ownership and management in traditional media in Latin America. "We believe this finding about the relatively high number of women in leadership roles in digital media in Latin America is significant and warrants further study," the authors wrote.
In a 2014 study of Mexican media ownership, Aimée Vega Montiel of the Universidad Autónoma of Mexico found that less than 1% of television station owners were women and none of the country's newspapers included a woman owner. Among her other findings:
Directors. There was not one woman among the 52 board members of Grupo Televisa and Televisión Azteca, the two dominant television groups, nor among two other prominent TV groups.
In radio, women had 8% of the board seats, and in newspapers, 11%.
Executives. In television, no women had any senior executive positions—not in administration, finance, or editorial. In radio, they had 11% of these strategic positions and in print media 13% (2014, pp. 198-205).
Vega Montiel observed that women's lack of access to positions of authority in the media in
Mexico "leaves them marginalized in one of the most important sectors of global capitalism: the
cultural industries" (p. 205). (Read full study in PDF.)
Anecdotal evidence suggests that the situation is similar in most other Latin American countries.
Sucess stories defy the trends
However, the SembraMedia-Omidyar study is filled with examples of success stories of women-led media.
Economía Femini(s)ta of Argentina, founded by two economists, Mercedes D'Alessandro and Magalí Brosio, has produced articles that have attracted attention in international media, in particular a study of salary inequality titled, "Women earn less than men around the planet, and your mom, too." The country's Ministry of Economy has included the publication's articles on its website.
Aristegui Noticias of Mexico, founded and directed by Carmen Aristegui, was part of the original reporting team on the Panama Papers investigation that won the Pulitzer Prize. In addition, Aristegui's investigative team revealed that President Enrique Peña Nieto's wife had bought a $7 million home in Mexico City with a loan from a company whose owner had received millions in contracts from Peña Nieto during his time as governor of the state of Mexico.
Juanita León, co-founder and publisher of La Silla Vacía, and her team won the prestigious García Márquez journalism prize in 2016 for their coverage of the peace process in Colombia. She and her team have been leaders in data visualization, such as their section on the Super Powerful of Colombia.
The study recommends more investigation of the "unprecedented phenomenon" of emerging women leaders in media. It also suggested that coverage of this trend might encourage more women to launch their own media. The resources to help them already exist. Many international organizations and resources are aimed at developing women entrepreneurs and media leaders. The next step is connecting the entrepreneurs with the resources.
Top reason globally for paying for news? Mobile access
When they trust media less, they're willing to pay more
Email news bulletins are a weapon against Facebook and Google
People are paying for online news in more and more countries
How high-quality, credible content wins in the long run
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Jaxon Jones lives in California and was born in 2008.
Jaxon is a member of a rugby and yacht club and practices jiu-jitsu.
He enjoys kayaking, playing sports, and horseback riding.
In the future, he would like to be a director and make motion pictures.
"I love a good story."
Volunteering at the Vet's
Our Kid Reporter writes about a magical experience he had while helping out at a local veterinary clinic.
Eyewitness: Coping With the Pandemic in California
The Lion King Roars Back
A photo-realistic adaptation of the 1994 Disney classic hits the big screen.
At the Kids' Choice Awards
Our Kid Reporter talks with stars on the orange carpet at Nickelodeon's annual awards ceremony.
After the Fires
Our Kid Reporter describes what it was like to flee the Woolsey Fire in California last November.
The Last Straw?
Growing awareness about environmental pollution is leading to efforts to ban plastic straws and other single-use products.
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Faraday Unveils ASIC Success in Factory Automation
2019-01-11 09:10 출처: Faraday Technology Corporation
HSINCHU, Taiwan--(뉴스와이어) 2019년 01월 11일 -- Faraday Technology Corporation (TWSE: 3035), a leading ASIC design service and IP provider, today announced that it has won and delivered several factory automation (FA) related ASIC projects, supporting real-time Ethernet, EtherCAT, Profibus, and PLC controllers. In each case, Faraday employs its value-added ASIC and IP customization service for power-performance optimization and product lifecycle management to meet factory automation needs within Industry 4.0 and Industrial Internet of Things (IIoT) scenarios.
Since 2003, Faraday has provided customized hardware interfaces and IP designs to fulfill system bus expendability, low latency, and data accuracy, required by industrial computer peripherals and factory automation systems. For instance, Faraday's customized Ethernet PHY can support high data transmission accuracy in 120-meter long cable, with an accuracy rate superior to the industry standard. In addition, these chips take advantage of Faraday's comprehensive ASIC service from design to manufacturing, along with contractual 20-year project database retention agreements and long product lifecycle support guarantees, tailor-made for industrial quality and stability requirements.
"Faraday's proven factory automation related ASICs meet the highest levels of compliance with industry standards, synchronizing real-time clocks with nanosecond accuracy to support leading industrial control systems," said Flash Lin, Chief Operating Officer of Faraday. "The device-to-device communication accuracy is a key factor in the success of these projects, enabling high-speed inspection, motion position and velocity control in the smart factory arena. Leveraging our innovative ASIC expertise, we continue to work with our customers to support the growing demand for high-performance factory automation solutions, now and in the future."
About Faraday Technology Corporation
Faraday Technology Corporation (TWSE: 3035) is a leading ASIC design service and IP provider, certificated to ISO 9001 and ISO 26262. The broad silicon IP portfolio includes I/O, Cell Library, Memory Compiler, ARM-compliant CPUs, DDR2/3/4, low-power DDR1/2/3, MIPI, V-by-One, USB 2.0/3.1 Gen 1, 10/100/1000 Ethernet, Serial ATA, PCI Express, and programmable SerDes, etc. Headquartered in Taiwan, Faraday has service and support offices around the world, including the U.S., Japan, Europe, and China. For more information, visit www.faraday-tech.com or follow Faraday on LinkedIn.
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Baby, tell me things I need to do.
This feeling I cannot hide any longer.
How can I keep this as a secret?
If every time I see you around.
I try not to fall in love with you.
But, how could I resist your charm?
Tell me, what should I do now?
I am falling in love with you.
Please, don't leave me behind.
'Cause I fall in love with you.
Submitted by Alon Calinao Dy.
"The Filipino Flash" Nonito Donaire, Jr.
By a tough and undefeated Armenian boxer.
That automatically ended the fight.
I remember how you finished "Cochulito" Montiel.
Against Omar Narvaez, Arce and Nishioka of Japan.
I remember how you easily beat them all.
You are "The Filipino Flash" Nonito Donaire, Jr.
And worked as a construction boy.
He never lost his faith in God Almighty.
Not a single day he missed to pray.
He discovered his special gifts.
But none of them came to close.
they'd suffered the shocking loss.
And an eight-division world champion.
Indeed, all of them I love.
And no regrets every day.
I'll make Him very fame.
Who loves his wife and his family.
Who knows his limits as a nurse.
Who has always option one, two, and three.
I never quit, as it is not in my vocabulary.
Doesn't mean I'll just leave it high and dry.
I do not mind and I do not care.
These are negative attitudes that need to eliminate.
Do this now while there is time.
So please, it is not too late.
Who fears no one except God.
I understand I cannot please everybody.
I admit I make mistakes sometimes.
Need to love each and everyone.
I'm aware I have many friends.
I know I select only few.
I understand, yet wonder why I'm like this.
Few of them are true.
And why we love each other so much.
An alarm wakes me up from my beautiful rest.
And loneliness in me is finally gone.
Yet full of energy and heat.
I pray for your safety and health.
I would think of you so deep.
'Cause I'm addicted to you.
My one and only lover.
I miss you, my baby.
It's not easy for me to say goodbye.
I miss you and I wish I could stay.
I can't understand these feelings anymore.
I miss you and I feel very lonely.
'Cause I miss everything that we do.
I miss you but I want you to be happy.
I wish we could be together soon.
I miss the old you-and the old me.
Life goes on around me.
For me without you by my side.
I know you never see me cry.
I cry for you every day.
Is you and my family.
Who feeds, cuddles, and loves me.
The one who gave birth to me.
And takes care of her grandchildren.
Comforts me when I feel blue.
I couldn't replace her with another.
And looks after my grandparents.
I'm her wealth and power.
She taught me how to fear God.
Her advice I'd treasure forever.
She would send an email.
To her sons and daughter.
I am very proud of her.
This poem is dedicated to all mothers of the world. To my mother Mila Calinao Dy who passed the NCLEX Exam and for her upcoming 55th birthday this month. Stay healthy mom and thank you Lord God for the blessings that you gave to us.
I think you'd be speechless.
But I'm here to make you understand.
I promise you've so much to gain.
I'll love as long as you want me too.
And that's absolutely the truth.


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A project in London, UK by Terry Lee
Debut album by 14-year-old UK guitarist Toby Lee
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Dates: Mar 24th -> May 5th (43 days)
Project By: Terry Lee
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Rory is an ESRIC PI and a cell biologist who uses biophysical techniques to study the molecular mechanisms that drive exocytosis. He also applies advances in photonics to develop both new imaging approaches and translational tools, like non-invasive diagnostics for cataract, respiratory and neurological diseases. He has a broad understanding of imaging, using TIRFM, dSTORM, PALM and gated STED in his research programmes, with a particular focus also on imaging spectroscopies like FLIM and FCS.
Hundreds of thousands of single molecule tracks at the plasma membrane of a neuroendocrine cell imaged using sptPALM and anlaysed using custom-made tracking algorithms.
Rhodri S. Wilson, Lei Yang, Alison Dun, Annya M. Smyth, Duncan, R.R. Colin Rickman, Weiping Lu, Automated single particle detection and tracking for large microscopy datasets. 18 May 2016. DOI: 10.1098/rsos.160225 Royal Society Open Science.
Broadhead MJ, Horrocks MH, Zhu F, Muresan L, Benavides-Piccione R, DeFelipe J, Fricker D, Kopanitsa MV, Duncan RR, Klenerman D, Komiyama NH, Lee SF, Grant SG. PSD95 nanoclusters are postsynaptic building blocks in hippocampus circuits. 2016 Apr 25; 6:24626. doi: 10.1038/srep24626. Scientific Reports.
Qiu, Z., Wilson, R. S., Liu, Y., Dun, A., Saleeb, R. S., Liu, D., Rickman, C., Frame, M., Duncan, R. & Lu, W. Translation Microscopy (TRAM)for super-resolution imaging.29 Jan 2016;6, 19993. Scientific Reports.
Li, C, Faulkner-Jones, A, Dun, AR, Jin, J, Chen, P, Xing, Y, Yang, Z, Zhibo Li, Shu, W, *, Liu, D, and Duncan, RR. A Rapid-formed Supramolecular Polypeptide-DNA Hydrogel for in-situ Multi-layer 3D Bio-printing. 2015; 54(13): 3829–4123. Angewandte Int Chem.
Duncan, R.R., Rickman, C. Functional, quantitative, and super-resolution imaging and spectroscopic approaches for studying exocytosis (2014) Neuromethods, 83, pp. 75-91.
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Smyth, A.M., Yang, L., Martin, K.J., Hamilton, C., Lu, W., Cousin, M.A., Rickman, C., Duncan, R.R. Munc18-1 protein molecules move between membrane molecular depots distinct from vesicle docking sites (2013) Journal of Biological Chemistry, 288 (7), pp. 5102-5113.


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Lannie Garrett on Valentine's Day in the CPR studios. Tuesday Feb. 14, 2017.
Colorado Music Hall of Fame inductee Lannie Garrett's love story begins in 2006. That's when she opened her downtown Denver nightclub Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret. Garrett says Daniel Brogan, who is president and editor-in-chief of 5280 Publishing, Inc., asked if he could help in anyway because he understood how difficult it can be to start a new business.
Denver singer Lannie Garrett with her husband Daniel Brogan, who is the president and editor-in-chief of 5280 Publishing, Inc.
More recently, Garrett has experienced another major change in her life. She sold her stake in her club last year -- it's now simply The Clocktower Cabaret. But this is by no means a retirement. Garret says it felt like the right time to move on, and she wanted to travel more and find the head space for other projects.
What has the Denver chanteuse been up to lately? Garrett sat down with Colorado Matters host Ryan Warner to talk about what's next, as well as reflect on her long performing career. And, because it's Valentine's Day, Garrett talked about falling in love.
"Feels Like Home," version performed by American singer/guitarist Raúl Malo.
1950s romantic ballad "You Belong to Me"


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BC Soccer News, Thursday, September 17, 2015
WHITECAPS FC 1 CD OLIMPIA 1
WHITECAPS FC & MLS NEWS
PHOTO GALLERY: WHITECAPS FC 1 CD OLIMPIA 0, SEPTEMBER 16, 2016 – BC Soccer Web
Exclusive photos for BC Soccer Web by Bill Currie
CCL Match Report: Whitecaps 1-0 CD Olimpia – Eighty-Six Forever
Kianz Froese scores the lone goal of the match as the Whitecaps win their first ever CCL match; Vancouver tied for top spot in Group F with a game in hand on both the Seattle Sounders and CD Olimpia.
'Caps defeat C.D. Olimpia 1-0 to claim first CONCACAF Champions League win – Whitecaps FC
Vancouver Whitecaps FC are into the CONCACAF Champions League win column. A first-half goal from Canadian midfielder Kianz Froese carried the 'Caps to a 1-0 win over Honduran side C.D. Olimpia on Wednesday night at BC Place.
Vancouver Whitecaps scratch the surface of CD Olimpia – Vancouver Sun
So September 16, 2015 will go down as the day that the CONCACAF Champion's League finally arrived in Vancouver. The previous 1-1 tie with Seattle was a game that featured two sides that were either too familiar with the opposition or not familiar enough with their own teammates and the contest did little to raise either the blood pressure or the hackles.
Vancouver Whitecaps execute game plan perfectly in first CONCACAF Champions League win – MLS
The Vancouver Whitecaps recorded their first ever victory in the CONCACAF Champions League with a narrow, but vital, 1-0 win over Honduran champions CD Olimpia at BC Place on Wednesday night.
Whitecaps earn 1st ever Champions League win – Sportsnet
Kianz Froese's first half goal lifted the Vancouver Whitecaps to a 1-0 win over Honduran champions Club Deportivo Olimpia at BC Place on Wednesday in CONCACAF Champions League action.
CCL: 'Caps win sets up big Cascadia showdown – Soccer America
A first-half goal from Kianz Froese gave the Vancouver Whitecaps a 1-0 win over Honduran champion Olimpia that moved them into a tie for first place with the Seattle Sounders in their Scotiabank Concacaf Champions League group.
New York Red Bulls head coach Jesse Marsch labels poor performance in loss to Revs one of worst of year – MLS
After playing some of their best soccer for the better part the last three months, the New York Red Bulls laid an egg in New England on Wednesday night.
Failing to press advantage, San Jose Earthquakes lament missed chances: "We let ourselves down" – MLS
San Jose Earthquakes head coach Dominic Kinnear has no need for a hairdryer — whether you're talking for his head or his players. Sure, the Quakes might have blown a third straight home lead and allowed the Montreal Impact to steal away with a 1-1 draw at Avaya Stadium on Wednesday night, but Kinnear declined the opportunity to rant and rave in the locker room afterwards.
Lampard glad to score first goal for NYCFC while helping push towards playoffs – SBI
Standing with his arms raised in front of his club's supporters' section, a massive weight was suddenly removed from the shoulders of Frank Lampard. Exactly 420 days since being revealed as a New York City FC player, Frank Lampard scored his first goal for the club, leading NYCFC to a 2-0 victory over Toronto FC Wednesday at Yankee Stadium.
Change in draw all according to plan for Montreal Impact coach Mauro Biello: "I didn't gamble at all" – MLS
No Drogba, no Piatti, no Bush, no Donadel, no Mapp. No worries: the Montreal Impact picked up a second straight road point in California with a 1-1 tie at San Jose. Impact interim head coach Mauro Biello's gamble paid off.
Nat Borchers finally feeling at home with Timbers in Portland – Oregon Live
Throughout his long career, Borchers had engaged in a constant battle to prove himself. Now, the 33-year-old would have to start over. But he saw the change as an opportunity to join a club brimming with immense potential. With the Portland Timbers, he believed he could be part of something special.
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The Trinity Western men's soccer team will have its hands full in its home-opening weekend, as No. 8 ranked Victoria and No. 7 ranked UBC will provide the opposition Friday and Saturday at Rogers Field.
Cascades weekend preview: Men's soccer hosts home openers vs. UBC, UVic – UFV
Canada West home openers for the Cascades men's soccer team highlight a busy weekend of action for the University of the Fraser Valley athletic department.
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USL on the rise: Charleston Battery among teams seeking second division status with U.S. Soccer Federation – Post & Courier
The United Soccer League, which the Battery had been a member of since the 1997 season, was undergoing a systemic change as the landscape of minor league soccer in the United States was literally splitting apart at its seams.
Indiana Pacers owner will launch USL team in Reno in 2017 – Soccer America
Herb Simon, owner of the NBA's Indiana Pacers and managing partner of the Reno Aces of the Pacific Coast League baseball team, will be the owner of the Reno team that will begin play in the USL in 2017. The team will play at Aces Ballpark, a state-of-the-art facility with 6,500 seats that opened in 20019.
Energy FC Moves Into First In West, Defeats United – USL
OKC Energy FC moved into first place in the USL's Western Conference on Wednesday night as a goal by Daniel Gonzalez earned a 1-0 victory against Arizona United SC at Scottsdale Stadium. Following the LA Galaxy II's defeat, Energy FC is now guaranteed a home playoff game, and remains in with a chance at earning a bye to the conference semifinals in the USL Playoffs.
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Jones, Ameobi say decisions to stay in Edmonton were easy to make – the11.ca
FC Edmonton has re-signed Canadian keeper Tyson Farago, as well as imports Ritchie Jones and Tomi Ameobi. For both Jones and Ameobi — who have had well-travelled soccer careers — the decisions to stay in Edmonton were easy to make.
Indy will host a much different FCE team this time around – the11.ca
When FC Edmonton travelled to Indiana for its final game of the NASL spring season, the team was depleted. Defender Mallan Roberts and midfielder Lance Laing were away on international duty. The team was ravaged by injuries.
NASL league and club officials, including Aaron Davidson, shed revealing light on D1 aspirations – WRAL Sportsfan
As the North American Soccer League approached the end of its 2011 season—its first as a Division II soccer league sanctioned by the U.S. Soccer Federation—the still-nascent breakaway association already found itself at a crossroads.
The Broken Logic of USSF's League Rules – Northern Pitch
News broke last week (or rather trickled from behind the paywall) that the NASL is pushing back against USSF's proposed new regulations for a league wanting to be granted division one status. One allegedly proposed change would be requiring the division one to have 75% of its teams in metro areas over 2 million people. This would be a counter-productive and frankly dumb thing for the USSF to do. Here's why.
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WOMEN'S SOCCER NEWS
NWSL posts low TV ratings, attendance for semifinals – The Equalizer
National Women's Soccer League folks were rightfully excited to finally announce the long-teased national TV deal in early July (if you missed it, the news came a couple of hours before the United States played Germany in a World Cup semifinal, when pretty much everyone in the world invested in women's soccer was focused on that match, letting the TV news slip under the radar after it was teased for months).
England Women: Estonia win would 'shock women's football' – BBC Sport
Estonia manager Keith Boanas says beating England in Monday's Euro 2017 qualifier would be the "biggest shock in women's football ever".
Carli Lloyd: USA World Cup star would consider move to England – BBC Sport
Midfielder Carli Lloyd, the first woman to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final, says she would consider moving to the Women's Super League in England.
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EA Sports finally adds Canada to its FIFA 16 National teams – EA Sports
Canada's National team has usually been an awkward ommission for the world's best selling video game, which is made in Burnaby. FIFA 16, which is released on September 22, corrects that. Complete list of teams here.
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Copa América's Fate Uncertain as U.S. Soccer Skips Meeting – NY Times
After four months of doubt and speculation, all signs now point to U.S. Soccer withdrawing as host of the 2016 Copa América Centenario tournament over unresolved concerns about legal liability that emerged after several top soccer and marketing officials connected to the tournament were arrested in May.
Swiss to extradite Fifa suspect to US – BBC Sport
Switzerland says it has approved the extradition of a Uruguayan football official accused of taking bribes.
Florenzi's goal vs. Barca one for the ages – Sportsnet
Golazo! Golazo! Golazo!: A goal of the year candidate in a game involving Barcelona that wasn't scored by Lionel Messi? Yep, it actually happened on Wednesday night at Stadio Olimpico, courtesy of AS Roma's Alessandro Florenzi. With his team down 1-0 in the first half, the young Italian dribbled down the right flank as he crossed over the halfway line and saw goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen off his line.
Messi toasts Champions League century… but promises there's more to come – Goal
The Barcelona star has hinted that there is more magic to come after he celebrated 100 games in the elite competition with Wednesday's 1-1 group stage draw at Roma.
Sports needs protection from $1.5 trillion illegal gambling market, says Eaton – Inside World Football
The vast majority of the €1 billion gambled globally on every English Premier League game constitutes illegal betting, according to one of the world's leading sports anti-corruption experts.
Manchester United revenues hit by Champions League absence – BBC
Manchester United saw revenues fall by £38m in the year to June, mainly due to failure to qualify for the UEFA Champions League.
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Masters of rock guitar celebrate the 50th anniversary of Leo Fender's Stratocaster in this tribute concert. This set filmed in 2004 features some of the world's best rock guitarists, including David Gilmour, Brian May, Ron Wood and Joe Walsh.
Grammy Award-winning progressive rock band Yes deliver some of their greatest hits in this performance at the Montreux Festival in 2003, considered by both fans and band members to be the group's greatest show ever captured on film.
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Q: Overriding a mutator List to change its type of a child public class Schedule_Action : MonoBehaviour
    {
        public List<Action> mondaySchedule = new List<Action>();
        public virtual List<Action> MondaySchedule
        {
            get { return mondaySchedule; }
        }
    }

public class Schedule_ActionHire : Schedule_Action
{
    //causes an error here saying it should match overriden with Action
    public override List<Action_Adventure> MondaySchedule
    {
        get
        {
            return mondaySchedule.Cast<Action_Adventure>().ToList();
        }
    }
}

'Action_Adventure' is a child of 'Action'.
Is there a way to bypass the error? Or maybe another way with the same logic as the code give above?

A: You can't change the signature of a member you are overriding.
But using new you can hide a member in a base class:
public class A
{
    // no 'virtual' here
    public string Value { get; set; }
}

public class B : A
{
    public new int Value { get; set; }
}

However this approach can be very confusing.
Instead you could do the following: derive from Action and add an abstract method that will handle things differently:
public class Action
{
}

public class ActionAdventure : Action
{
}

public class Base
{
    private readonly List<Action> _actions = new List<Action>();

    public List<Action> Actions
    {
        get { return _actions; }
    }

    // call this from your code
    protected virtual void HandleActions()
    {
        foreach (var action in Actions)
        {
        }
    }
}

public class Derived : Base
{
    protected override void HandleActions()
    {
        var adventures = Actions.OfType<ActionAdventure>();
        foreach (var adventure in adventures)
        {
        }
    }
}

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Q: How to run a while loop? I want to make a forms application that update the text in a textBox every 0.1 sec
so I did that:
private void Start_Stop_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    double x;
    while (true)
    {
        x = x + 0.00522222222222222222222222222222;
        y.Text = x.ToString();
        Thread.Sleep(100);
    }
}

but when I ran the program, it just froze
(I wrote almost the exact program in a console application and it ran smoothly).

A: Use Timer like this:
double x = 0;
Timer timer1 = new Timer();

public Form1()
{
     InitializeComponent();
     timer1.Interval = 100;
     timer1.Tick += new EventHandler(timer1_Tick);
}

private void Start_Stop_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
     if (timer1.Enabled)
     {
         timer1.Stop();
     }
     else
     {
         timer1.Start();
     }
}
private void timer1_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
     x = x + 0.00522222222222222222222222222222;
     textBox1.Text = x.ToString();
}

A: Although not making much sense, You can achieve what you want using Task.Delay. It will asynchronously yield control back to the UI message loop (internally, it uses a timer):
private bool shouldIterate;
private async void StartStopClick(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    if (shouldIterate)
    {
        shouldIterate = false;
        return;
    }

    shouldIterate = true;
    while (shouldIterate)
    {
        x = x + 0.00522222222222222222222222222222;
        y.Text = x.ToString();
        await Task.Delay(100);
    }
}

Although I suggest you set your interval to something more reasonable.

A: You can also run a separate task passing it a synchronization context. Use volatile keyword to make sure that your isCanceled field can be used in a thread-safe way from different thread. You can use it as condition for your 'while' loop (to start/stop your task).
   volatile bool isCanceled = true;

   private void Start_Stop_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
   {
        isCanceled = !isCanceled;
        if(isCanceled) return;

        // gets context of current UI thread (to update smth later using it)
        SynchronizationContext cont = SynchronizationContext.Current;

        // starts hot task with your logic
        Task.Factory.StartNew(() =>
        {
             double x = 0;
             while (!isCanceled )
             {
                x = x + 0.05;

                // this operation will be executed on UI thread with use of sync context
                cont.Post(delegate { y.Text = x.ToString(); }, null);

                Thread.Sleep(100);
             }
        });
    }


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Senate change won't better inform Iowans
By Randy Evans
Typically, in the days leading up to the start of a new session of the Iowa Legislature, the attention is on lawmakers' goals and priorities — and on the pledges they make to work together for the good of the people of Iowa.
This year, however, Republican leaders who control the Iowa Senate announced a controversial decision that erases more than a century of openness — evicting journalists from the floor of the Senate chamber.
This ill-conceived action makes Iowa an outlier among the legislatures in the 50 states. You could count on one hand those that do not allow journalists on the floor of their legislative chambers.
Nowhere in their decision do Senate leaders pretend this change will better inform the people of Iowa about the important work the Senate does.
There is a reason they are not saying that — because, clearly, the people of Iowa are not going to know more about what the Senate is doing or have a better understanding of why senators are making the decisions they will make.
If the unspoken reason for the change is that Iowa Senate leaders are peeved about media coverage of the Senate in recent years, then moving journalists farther away from the senators will not improve either the accuracy or the fairness of news coverage.
Journalists are not some modern-day addition to Iowa government. When the Capitol was built in the late 1800s, working space was provided at the front of the House chamber and the Senate chamber for reporters who regularly covered the lawmakers' debates, deliberations and deals.
Through the Great Depression and wars, through hard-fought debates over liquor sales and gambling, school consolidations and the creation of community colleges, and over a multitude of other issues big and small — journalists were sitting there at the front of the Senate, reporting on these proposals, the amendments being offered and the parliamentary maneuvers in the magnificent chamber.
In the first 40 years of the Capitol's existence, newspaper reporters had the so-called "press bench" to themselves. When radio arrived in Iowa in the 1920s, legislative leaders adapted and this new type of journalist was accommodated. When television arrived in the 1950s, legislative leaders adapted again and TV journalists were allowed to work from the Senate floor.
But now, with the arrival of reporters for websites providing news and opinion content, Senate leaders claim to be unable to accommodate this newest era of journalism.
The decision by Senate leaders is especially poorly timed because the number of reporters covering the Legislature fulltime, in Iowa and in many other states, has been dwindling as newspapers merge and as their employment shrinks.
In my role as the executive director of the Iowa Freedom of Information Council, I issued a statement Friday on the Senate decision. And on Saturday, the Washington Post called to ask about the decision.
Here's what I said: "All Iowans should be troubled, as we are, by the decision of Iowa Senate leaders. … Barring journalists from access to the floor of the Senate chamber does not continue Iowa's long and proud tradition of transparency that is a foundation of our democracy."
I said the decision is a blow to transparency because it makes it more difficult for journalists to help the public understand the many issues lawmakers are dealing with and how those issues will affect the people of our state.
I explained how reporters could catch the eye of a senator and with a nod arrange a quick conversation off the Senator floor to get clarification of how a bill is evolving. Reporters could notice a couple of key adversaries off to the side in the chamber having a whispered conversation and could then ask if an important compromise was in the works.
One of the comments I made to the Washington Post reporter was that government transparency is even more important when one political party controls the House, the Senate and the governor's office, regardless of which party that is.
With one party having what is called a "trifecta," it is easier to set aside rules and norms so decisions can be made with less scrutiny by the public or by journalists, who serve as the eyes and ears of the public by gathering information, providing important context and background, and by asking government officials questions citizens themselves are not in a position to ask.
The decision to boot journalists from the Senate floor did not occur in isolation.
A few years ago, Republican leaders in the Legislature shortened the length of the advance notice required before subcommittee meetings occur. This was an important change because it is now more difficult for Iowans to know what bills are being taken up and to reach out with their opinions before lawmakers vote on these issues.
Lawmakers like to talk about how they are elected to go to Des Moines and represent the people. Last week's troubling decision by Iowa Senate leaders shows that some lawmakers have forgotten whom they work for. ♦
Randy Evans can be reached at DMRevans2810@gmail.com.


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February 8, 2022 from LifeSite News by Emily Mangiaracina
Over 300 Chicago Catholics on Sunday protested Cardinal Blase Cupich's crackdown on the Traditional Latin Mass.
The Catholics gathered to pray the rosary outside of Chicago's Holy Name Cathedral on February 6, the "commencement day" of Cupich's ban on Traditional Latin Masses celebrated on the first Sunday of the month.
"What have we done to deserve this punishment?" a man asked the crowd of protestors on a loudspeaker during the rally, before announcing that they would begin by crowning a statue of Our Lady of Fatima.
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Giorgi Bagrationi-Moukhraneli (en , né le  à Rome (Italie) et mort le  à Tbilissi (Géorgie), est un prince de la branche dynastique des Bagratides, prétendant au trône de Géorgie du  au . Il est connu sous le nom de Jorge de Bagration (y de Mukhrani) dans son activité de pilote de rallyes, sur circuits et en côtes.

Biographie
Fils du prince Irakli de Bagration y de Mukhrani et de donna Maria Antonietta Pasquini (fille du comte italien Ugo Pasquini, comte di Costafiorita), Jorge de Bagration est un descendant de la famille royale de Géorgie. Il débute en compétition sur deux roues en 1959, avant de passer aux automobiles à quatre roues en 1963. Il cesse toute carrière sportive mécanique en 1982 pour devenir directeur des relations publiques du groupe Fiat pour l'Espagne et le Portugal, du fait de ses victoires durant cinq ans pour la Scuderia Lancia.

Alors qu'il vit à Marbella, il rentre dans son pays d'origine en 1995 pour y enterrer les cendres de son père et construire une résidence à proximité de Tbilissi. Il reconnaît l'autorité du Parlement et du gouvernement géorgien dès 1991 et suggère immédiatement la possible instauration d'une monarchie constitutionnelle.

Décédé d'une hépatite le , il est enterré à la cathédrale de Svétitskhovéli à Mtskheta, auprès de ses ancêtres.

Mariage et descendance
De sa première épouse, María de las Mercedes Zornoza y Ponce de León (née le Madrid le  et morte le ), il a trois enfants :
 la princesse Maria Antonieta Bagrationi-Moukhraneli (née le ), qui épouse en 1994 Jaime Gaixas ;
 le prince Irakli Bagrationi-Moukhraneli (né le ), célibataire, qui a renoncé à ses droits successoraux en faveur de son frère ;
 le prince Davit Bagrationi-Moukhraneli (né le ), qui épouse sa cousine, la princesse Anna Bagrationi-Gruzinski en 2009. Il a succédé à son père comme prétendant.

De sa seconde union avec Nuria Llopis y Oliart est issu un enfant :
 le prince Gurami Ugo Bagrationi-Mukhraneli (né le ).

Titulature
 Prince de Kakhétie, Karthli et Moukhrani ;
 Duc de Lasos ;
 Chef souverain et grand maître de l'ordre de l'Aigle de Géorgie et de la Tunique de Jésus Christ ;
 Protecteur égrégaire de la division de l'ancienne cavalerie à la dévotion de .

Palmarès sportif

Titres
(9 titres nationaux dans 4 disciplines)
 Triple Champion d'Espagne de vitesse sur circuit - Tourisme: 1969 ( édition, sur BMW 2002 et Porsche 911), 1973 (sur Ford Capri RS 2600) et 1982 (sur Lancia Stratos);
 Triple Champion d'Espagne de vitesse sur circuit - Grand Tourisme-Sport: 1970, 1973 et 1974 ( en 1971);
 Champion d'Espagne de courses de côte: 1971 (sur Porsche 908)
 Champion d'Espagne des rallyes: 1979 et 1981 (sur Lancia Stratos HF, copilotes Llopis puis Sabater)

Championnat d'Espagne des rallyes
(9 victoires en championnat d'Espagne des rallyes)
 1967 : Rallye Firestone
 1976 : Rallye d'Espagne (copilote Barbeito)
 1977 : Rallye de Costa Brava (copilote Barbeito);
 1979 : Rally Orense
 1979 : Rallye d'Espagne
 1979 : Rally Shalymar
 1980 : Rallye CS (ex- Firestone, copilote Llopis)
 1980 :  du rallye d'Espagne (copilote Llopis)
 1980 :  du rallye de Costa Brava (copilote Llopis)
 1981 : Rallye Masplomas
 1981 : Rallye CS
 1981 :  du rallye RACE

24 heures du Mans

Formule 1
 non-qualification au Grand Prix automobile d'Espagne 1968, sur Lola T100 Racing Cars de l'écurie Escuderia Calvo Sotello, comme "invité", finalement écarté par le comité de course ;
 non-qualification au Grand Prix automobile d'Espagne 1974, sur Surtees TS16 de l'écurie Escuderia Calvo Sotello, avec le soutien prévu d'El Corte Inglés qui finalement se retire.

Autres courses
circuits et côtes
 1967 :   en endurance sur le circuit de Jarama, au volant d'une Renault Alpine M67 (saison où il évolue également parfois sur Alpine A210 officielle)
 1968 :  du championnat d'Europe de Formule 2, sur Lola-Cosworth (écurie Escuderia National)
 1969 :  des 2 Heures de Budapest sur BMW 2002 et des 3 Heures de Jarama sur Porsche 911,  des 1 Heure de Belgrade sur BMW 2002 (les trois fois en ETCC)
 1970 : Victoire  en côte à Montseny sur Porsche 908,  à Puig Major; victoire à Interlagos à la Copa Brasil de Sao Paulo sur 908, dans la première épreuve de la Copa Brasil national à laquelle il participe au mois de décembre durant 4 courses sur la 908,  des 6 Heures de Jarama sur 908, et  des 4 Heures de Jarama sur Alfa Romeo GTA (en ETCC)
 1971 : Victoires en côte à Montserrat et à La Rabassada sur Porsche 908,  à Montseny et Puig Major
 1972 :  des  du Nürburgring, sur Lola T290 (écurie Jo Bonnier)
 1973 :  des  de Barcelone, sur Chevron B23 (en Championnat d'Europe des voitures de sport, à Montjuïc Park)
 1975 :  des 4 Heures de Jarama, sur Ford Capri avec Emilio de Villota et Cabral (en ETCC)

Notes et références

Voir aussi

Lien connexe
 Prétendant au trône

Liens externes
 Jorge de Bagration sur www.rallybase.nl;
 Jorge de Bagration sur www.ewrc-results.com;
 Jorge de Bagration sur RacingSportsCars;
 Jorge de Bagration sur EuroMontagna;
 Jorge de Bagration sur DriverDB.

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Pilote de rallye espagnol
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Naissance en février 1944
Décès en janvier 2008
Décès à 63 ans
Mort d'une hépatite
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3 paths to becoming a successful female biotech CEO
Left, Dr. Sheila Gujrathi, CEO of Gossamer Bio; center, Athena Countouriotis, CEO of Turning Point Therapeutics; right, Laura Shawver, CEO of Synthorx.
(Turning Point Therapeutics)
By Bradley J. Fikes
Biotech financing has been on a tear recently, pumping billions of dollars into newly public companies.
And in San Diego County, the boom has brought a new dimension to the leadership of these companies: More women.
In 2016, just one woman headed a public San Diego biotech: Helen Torley, CEO of Halozyme Therapeutics. Since December, three female biotech CEOs have led companies to publicly traded status: Dr. Athena Countouriotis of Turning Point Therapeutics; Dr. Sheila Gujrathi at Gossamer Bio; and Laura Shawver at Synthorx.
Moreover, these companies, which are developing cancer therapies, all raised more money than originally planned.
To gain success while maintaining their own lives, these three women have developed strategies to juggle personal and professional obligations. They share common elements of cultivating professional alliances, carving out personal time and a willingness to build business relationships into friendships.
Here are their stories:
Not just business
For Turning Point's Countouriotis, business partners can also be friends. She likes it that way. Working on a successful partnership creates a camaraderie. And when the partnership involves other skilled professional women, who are also raising children, the shared bond deepens.
One of those partnerships-turned-friendships was achieved with the all-female Goldman Sachs banking team managing the IPO. The team consists of Yi Larson, Lyla Bibi and Neha Krishnamohan.
Larson insisted on joining the road show to pitch the IPO to investors, despite being eight months pregnant.
"She literally referred to the IPO as her second baby," Countouriotis said.
But the trip took a dangerous turn.
It happened one evening toward the end of the road show. Countouriotis and investor relations chief Jim Mazzola were in the back of an SUV with Larson.
The driver was falling asleep.
"I just screamed at him, 'she is really pregnant — wake up!'" Countouriotis recounted telling the driver. "This IPO is not as important as the future of her and her baby!"
Athena Countouriotism, CEO of Turning Point Therapeutics.
Out of the IPO experience, Countouriotis has heavily relied on the Goldman Sachs banking team to assist her in navigating through many decisions, while at the same time true friendships emerged. They regularly share photos of their children. It's a reminder that while business is important, their families come first.
Countouriotis, who is a pediatrician, also helps her business partners sort out health issues. For example, if a child has an infection, she assists in finding the appropriate experts and therapy.
"I'm happy to help because they've helped me a lot navigating banking dynamics," she said. "So that's that's another fun part of it."
Mutual support is key to success for a woman in business, especially one with children, Countouriotis said.
She got that advice from other successful female San Diego CEOs.
"If you're ever going to be a CEO, the most important thing is make sure you have a good support system," Countouriotis said.
Her mother, Rebecca, was part of that system. She flew in to watch the children during the two-week road show.
"I relied on seven to 10 people to help, so it's definitely not a one-person show, "Countouriotis said.
Turning Point Therapeutics completed its IPO in April, raising $166.5 million, up from an original $125 million. The company offered 9.25 million shares at $18 per share. At the end of the first trading day, the stock had jumped 57 percent.
On Wednesday, Turning Point closed at $43.66, more than double the IPO price, with a market cap of $1.4 billion.
Before joining Gossamer Bio, Sheila Gujrathi had already become a noted biotech executive. She was the chief medical officer of San Diego's Receptos, which had been sold in 2015 to Celgene for $7.3 billion.
With that kind of record, Gujrathi had the opportunity to plan the next stage of her career carefully. The decision to take another job, this time as CEO, was complicated by Gujrathi's obligations to her children.
"I said to them, I'd like to do this, but I need your support. They said, 'yeah Mom, I think it's great to go back to work. And it's important to develop new medicines if you can.'
"So they came on board. And it's tough sometimes, but they still are very much aligned with the higher purpose of what I'm trying to do."
Sheila Gujrathi, CEO of Gossamer Bio.
So Gujrathi became CEO at Gossamer, and led the company through the road show and IPO. There, she also needed to build support, but on a far different basis.
"In biotech pharma, we need to deliver on milestones," Gujrathi said. "We need to make sure we're meeting our timelines. And we are making bets on whether the biology is going to play out and hopefully lead to positive clinical trials, and that we'll actually have a clinically meaningful result. That's a lot investors have to sign up to."
The company completed its IPO in February, raising $276 million, up from an original goal of $230.4 million. Investor interest was enough to raise the number of shares offered from about 14.4 million to 17.3 million. The per-share price remained $16.
Gossamer closed Wednesday at $22.01, giving the company a market cap of more than $1.4 billion.
Last month, Gujrathi received a Pinnacle award from Athena, an organization that advocates for women in STEM fields. In her speech, Gujrathi mentioned her 10-year-old daughter.
"One thing I regret is not mentioning my son, because I'm doing this for him as well," she said.
Protecting personal time
Teamwork helped Laura Shawver, the Synthorx CEO, through the long, exhausting days on the road show. Sometimes she couldn't sleep and sent emails to her IPO team.
"You know you have the right team when you send an mail at two or three in the morning, and they email you back," Shawver said.
That team enables Shawver, a beach fan and surfer, to carve out some personal time outside of normal work hours, especially on weekends.
"Sometimes I just don't have my phone with me," Shawver said. "That can be for a Saturday, it could be for an evening. Of course it can't be for much longer than that. But to not have your phone with you all the time is important."
"I still go to the beach most mornings when I'm in town," she said. "It doesn't mean that I surf every morning, but I'm lucky enough to live close to the beach."
Laura Shawver, CEO of Synthorx
Synthorx completed its IPO in early December, selling 13.7 million shares at $11 each. The IPO raised $151 million, up from an original $100 million.
On Wednesday, Synthorx closed at $14.07, giving it a market cap of $452 million.
Unlike Countouriotis and Gujrathi, who are medical doctors, Shawver started her career as a lab scientist — she holds a Ph.D. in pharmacology. And by her own admission, she didn't know or care much about the business side of biotech.
"My first job in biotech was as a bench scientist, and I was having so much fun," Shawver said. "I didn't even know who these people were in the office. If all they do is talk on the phone all day, they can't have that important of a job."
Her first executive role was director of preclinical development at Sugen in South San Francisco, which she attributes to her willingness to take the initiative.
"We put five drugs in the clinic, two popped out the other end (as approved drugs)," Shawver said. "My move from the lab to management, I think it was partly because when there was something that needed to be done, I would put my hand up and say, 'I can do that.'"
Shawver became president of Sugen after it was acquired. Not satisfied with being part of a larger organization, Shawver left and moved to San Diego, where she became CEO for the first time.
She returned to the Bay Area to become CEO of Cleave Biosciences, but kept her San Diego connections — including her home.
Shawver was appointed Synthorx CEO in November 2017.
"I noticed a big difference after six years in the Bay Area. There was a lot more activity, a lot more strength, in the San Diego biotech community."
The beach life is better here, she said. There are some hard-core surfers in San Francisco, she said, "but it's really more of an endurance test than anything else, as the water is so cold."
Synthorx attracted Shawver both on a scientific and professional level. Synthorx differs from nearly any biotech company because it makes drugs in a bacterium with partly synthetic DNA. And the first drug is a cancer therapy. Shawver is also a survivor of ovarian cancer; she was diagnosed in 2006.
In 2008, Shawver founded the nonprofit Clearity Foundation, which helps women with recurring ovarian cancer find the best personalized treatments.
"It was after my own cancer diagnosis that I said, I'm only going to do cancer going forward," Shawver said. "Having lived it myself firsthand, the limitations of standard of care and having gone through chemotherapy ... I think we can do better than this."
When asked how things are different for her as a female CEO, Shawver returns to scientist mode.
"I have been asked this question before, and I said, I don't really know, because I'll never have the opportunity to do the appropriate control experiment."
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to YOU??"
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STRONG FORMULA FORD FIELD SET FOR 5OTH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION
A bumper field of 36 historic Formula Fords will line up to celebrate the 50th anniversary of international Formula Ford racing at the Sydney Classic Speed Festival, 10-11 June.
Formula Ford was conceived in England in 1967, and quickly evolved into a popular junior development category all over the world. It made its first appearance in Australia in 1969, and quickly earned a reputation as the primary stepping stone for young drivers aspiring to forge a professional career in motorsport.
The Sydney Classic Speed Festival has attracted an array of historic Formula Fords from Fa (pre-1978), Fb (1978-1983) and Fc (1984-1989) eras. All cars are powered by the venerable 1600cc Kent Ford motor, which was a mainstay of all Formula Ford competition up until 2006.
One of the most appealing aspects of Formula Ford was the ease and cost-effectiveness at which chassis builders could construct cars, and this was demonstrated in the variety of chassis that participated in Formula Ford races throughout the 1970s and '80s. Some chassis were imported, while some were locally-built, and a number of different brands will be represented at the Sydney Classic Speed Festival including:
Hawke (England)
Van Diemen (England)
Lola (England)
Reynard (England)
Lotus (England)
Hustler (Australia)
Mawer (Australia)
Elwyn (Australia)
Elfin (Australia)
Swift (Australia)
Zink (USA)
The race meeting has also attracted a number of well-credentialed drivers from all over Australia including:
Cameron Walters – 2015 Australian Formula Ford Kent Class Champion and NSW State Champion
Geoff Walters – two-time Australian Formula Ford Championship runner-up and NSW State Champion
Lyndon Arnell – Australian Formula Ford race winner
Jonathan Miles – Victorian State Champion
Other front-runners are likely to include experienced racers Andrew McInnes, Mark Lowing and Andrew Nethercote.
The event will consist of qualifying and Race 1 on Saturday, and Races 2 and 3 on Sunday.
There will also be a commemorative dinner on the Saturday night of the event, with entertainment including footage of historic Formula Ford races, and Q and A sessions with past Australian Formula Ford Champions.
Formula Ford will be one of eight race categories featured through the weekend's racing on June 11 – 12, amid a prestigious line-up of Formula 5000s, Historic Touring Cars, Heritage Touring Cars, Group S Production Sports Cars, Historic Sports Racing Cars, Holden HQs, Modern Regularity (-1992), and Formula Ford celebrating its 50th Anniversary.
There will be new and exciting race formats including scratch, handicap and also split-grid starts; and Car Club displays, and Sydney's newest Concourse event, which should attract hundreds of the best display vehicles Sydney has ever seen!
For more information on the Sydney Classic Speedfest or to buy tickets in advance and save, click here or call the ARDC on (02) 9672 1000.