 Why was the moon-town comically referred to as paradise by the priest?
EVERYTHING IT HAD WAS IN THE GARDEN BY R. A. LAFFERTY Not only would there be life traces on that little moon, but it would be a lively place. As though there were but one city, if that is its form. On Earth it had read Positive on a number of crack-pots, including Waxey Sax, a jazz tootler who could not even read music. Dawn did not come to the moon-town. The Little Probe hovered stationary in the light and the moon-town came up under the dawn. And those two ... why, they could well be Earth-people. There was a man and a woman, and they were clothed either in very bright garments or in no garments at all, but only in a very bright light.
 The woman did not speak the entire time they were there.
 The woman did not speak the entire time they were there.  There was only one man, so less competition for the attention of the woman.  The unlimited supply of fresh fruit was perfect for weight loss.  There were less occupants, so less idiots to deal with.