 Why are ratings provided in count of curled toes?
A recent University of Chicago survey of 10,000 adults found that Americans are having considerably less sex than was generally thought. What would happen to our sex life then, if Deb (who participated in this story because she loves me and because she has tenure) and I tried for the first time to make something happen to it? Which sort of works--the only sexual thrill I got from the visit was knowing that Microsoft just bought a cock ring. Most of them came in presized sets of three. Overall rating, on a scale of 1 to 10: 2 toes curled. You're much more likely to land on "Try phone sex, dirty notes, porn videos, fantasy games and sex in new places. ...
 Because this image evokes tension, gratification, and release.
 Because the writer and his wife are playing footsie.  Because this image is evocative of sexual animalistic desires.  Because this image evokes tension, gratification, and release.  Because the writer and his wife are having physical therapy.