 Why couldn't Glmpauszn communicate with Joe the "normal" way?
So I must communicate with you by what the not-world calls "mail" till we meet. I, Glmpauszn, come equipped with powers evolved from your fragmentary reports before you ceased to vibrate to us and with a vast treasury of facts from indirect sources. Glmpauszn Wichita, Kansas June 13 Dear Joe: Mnghjkl, fhfjgfhjklop phelnoprausynks. There is no way of describing to you in not-language what I had to go through during the first moments of my birth. I learned the following day that the opposite component of my not-mother, my not-father, had been away riding on some conveyance during my birth. They apprehended him on the stairs and I heard him babble something about my being a monster and no child of his.
 Joe had drunk too much alcohol
 Joe wasn't as talented as Glmpauszn  Joe was trying to avoid Glmpauszn  Joe had drunk too much alcohol  Joe was moving around too much