 What didn't happen because of the original Super-Opener?
THE SUPER OPENER BY MICHAEL ZUROY [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Worlds of If Science Fiction, August 1958. Our own Piltdon opener barely manages to open a can in eight point nine without chimes. In four months I want a new can-opener that will be faster, lighter, stronger, flashier and more musical than any other on the market. I want it completely developed, engineered and tooled-up, ready for production. What had happened, to the proud dream he once had, the dream of exploring uncharted engineering regions, of unlimited time to investigate and develop? "We must work along classical can-opener lines. Three new models and a group of cans were waiting for them on the bench.
 Feetch became famous
 Feetch became famous  Feetch got a raise  People had to begin wearing hats and helmets  Piltdon made a lot of money