 The speaker sometimes writes in gibberish. Why is this?
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.] Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world. I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?" I have attuned myself to a fetus within the body of a not-woman in the not-world. So I must communicate with you by what the not-world calls "mail" till we meet. He does not know he writes it. You must never know of my exact location, for the not-people might have access to the information. I must leave off now because the not-child is about to be born. This is the only way I could arrive in the room where the gateway lies without arousing suspicion. When I communicate with you, I see I must avoid those complexities of procedure for which there are no terms in this language. There is no way of describing to you in not-language what I had to go through during the first moments of my birth. My not-mother (Gezsltrysk!) I learned the following day that the opposite component of my not-mother, my not-father, had been away riding on some conveyance during my birth. He was out on ... what did they call it?
 It's when there are no words for whatever alien equivalent he means.
 Glmpauszn sometimes forgets his own words.  It's when there are no words for whatever alien equivalent he means.  It's a gag. Whoever is writing this is doing so throw off the reader.  The person writing is incapable of replicating it.