 Why couldn't Glmpauszn communicate with Joe the "normal" way?
A Gleeb for Earth By CHARLES SHAFHAUSER Illustrated by EMSH In two days I, Glmpauszn, will be born. I have attuned myself to a fetus within the body of a not-woman in the not-world. Already I am static and for hours have looked into this weird extension of the Universe with fear and trepidation. As soon as my stasis was achieved, I tried to contact you, but got no response. So I must communicate with you by what the not-world calls "mail" till we meet. I, Glmpauszn, come equipped with powers evolved from your fragmentary reports before you ceased to vibrate to us and with a vast treasury of facts from indirect sources. You must never know of my exact location, for the not-people might have access to the information. I must leave off now because the not-child is about to be born. This is the only way I could arrive in the room where the gateway lies without arousing suspicion. Glmpauszn Wichita, Kansas June 13 Dear Joe: Mnghjkl, fhfjgfhjklop phelnoprausynks. There is no way of describing to you in not-language what I had to go through during the first moments of my birth. My not-mother (Gezsltrysk!) I learned the following day that the opposite component of my not-mother, my not-father, had been away riding on some conveyance during my birth. He was out on ... what did they call it? He did not arrive till three days after I was born.
 Joe had drunk too much alcohol
 Joe wasn't as talented as Glmpauszn  Joe was trying to avoid Glmpauszn  Joe had drunk too much alcohol  Joe was moving around too much