 Who is the bucolic person and what do they want from MUDDLE?
[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Worlds of If Science Fiction, September 1962. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.] I Second Secretary Magnan took his green-lined cape and orange-feathered beret from the clothes tree. "I don't appreciate frivolity with reference to this Division," Magnan said testily. "The Bogans have launched no less than four military campaigns in the last two decades. They're known as the Hoodlums of the Nicodemean Cluster. "Breaking and entering," Retief said. That's an industrial world of the poor but honest variety." "Our function is merely to bring them together. And remember: here at Corps HQ, all eyes are upon you." A tall broad man with bronze skin and gray hair, wearing tight trousers of heavy cloth, a loose shirt open at the neck and a short jacket, stepped into the room. Five of 'em. Blue-black sky, stars visible all day. Lots of skiing, bob-sledding, ice skating; and it's the season for woodworkers. Our furniture—" "I've seen some of your furniture," Retief said. Lots of metals in our soil and those sulphates give the woods some color, I'll tell you. Lots of beach on Lovenbroy; we're mostly islands. Fruit, grain, that kind of thing; getting it in doesn't take long. Course, I'm only twenty-eight; I can't remember but two other harvests.
 Hank Arapoulous. He wants Retief to help him find men to pick his crops in time to pay back Croanie.
 Hank Arapoulous. He wants Magnan to help him find men to pick his crops in time to pay back Croanie.  Hank Arapoulous. He wants Retief to help him find men to fight the Croanie invasion.  Hank Arapoulous. He wants Retief to help him find men to pick his crops in time to pay back Croanie.  Hank Arapoulous. He wants Retief to help him find able bodied college students to help out on Lovenbroy.