 What is the best description of the author's view on a nightcap?
A recent University of Chicago survey of 10,000 adults found that Americans are having considerably less sex than was generally thought. If that's true, many of us could use a little sexual self-improvement. Deb and I have what seems to us to be a perfectly fine amorous life, yet everywhere I turn the culture tells me--almost mocks me-- you can do better! What would happen to our sex life then, if Deb (who participated in this story because she loves me and because she has tenure) and I tried for the first time to make something happen to it? And so it was that we found ourselves for the first time ever in a sex-toy store, A Touch of Romance, located near our home in Los Angeles, across the street from a Macy's. The idea behind shops like these is to make obtaining the materials of sexual experimentation as ordinary as purchasing plumbing supplies or housewares. Which sort of works--the only sexual thrill I got from the visit was knowing that Microsoft just bought a cock ring. Most of them came in presized sets of three. I couldn't figure out which would fit right and intuited that try-ons weren't an option. So I opted instead for an adjustable circumference version, a little strip of vinyl with snaps for $11.95. And while I should have been paying more attention to other things, this led to thinking about the old joke with the punch line "... and right ball go POW."
 A drink here and there is fine as long as you don't go overboard
 Alcohol is just another drug, and intimacy should be limited to natural influences only  A drink here and there is fine as long as you don't go overboard  Drinking will make it harder to remember the details of your plans for a romantic evening and should be avoided  A drink will make you seem more attractive to your partner, and can help you out