 The speaker sometimes writes in gibberish. Why is this?
Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.] Not to be or not to not be ... that was the not-question for the invader of the not-world. I had to get in touch with somebody about this because if there is something to it, then somebody, everybody, is going to point finger at me, Ivan Smernda, and say, "Why didn't you warn us?" I have attuned myself to a fetus within the body of a not-woman in the not-world. Already I am static and for hours have looked into this weird extension of the Universe with fear and trepidation. What could have diminished your powers of articulate wave interaction to make you incapable of receiving my messages and returning them? So I must communicate with you by what the not-world calls "mail" till we meet. I, Glmpauszn, come equipped with powers evolved from your fragmentary reports before you ceased to vibrate to us and with a vast treasury of facts from indirect sources. He does not know he writes it. You must never know of my exact location, for the not-people might have access to the information. I must leave off now because the not-child is about to be born. This is the only way I could arrive in the room where the gateway lies without arousing suspicion. All is well, only they shot this information file into my matrix too fast. When I communicate with you, I see I must avoid those complexities of procedure for which there are no terms in this language. There is no way of describing to you in not-language what I had to go through during the first moments of my birth. My not-mother (Gezsltrysk!) I learned the following day that the opposite component of my not-mother, my not-father, had been away riding on some conveyance during my birth. He was out on ... what did they call it? This was the first use I had made of the so-called vocal cords that are now part of my extended matrix. They apprehended him on the stairs and I heard him babble something about my being a monster and no child of his. From now on I will refer to not-people simply as people, dropping the qualifying preface except where comparisons must be made between this alleged world and our own. It is merely an offshoot of our primitive mythology when this was considered a spirit world, just as these people refer to our world as never-never land and other anomalies.
 It's when there are no words for whatever alien equivalent he means.
 Glmpauszn sometimes forgets his own words.  It's when there are no words for whatever alien equivalent he means.  It's a gag. Whoever is writing this is doing so throw off the reader.  The person writing is incapable of replicating it.