question:  What isn't something that Harshorne-Logan has?
context: By HARRY WARNER, JR. The Christmas party at the Boston branch of Hartshorne-Logan was threatening to become more legendary than usual this Christmas. One out of every three dirty stories started by party attendees had remained unfinished, because each had reminded someone else of another story. The recently developed liquors which affected the bloodstream three times faster had driven away twinges of conscience about untrimmed trees and midnight church services. So the climax of one tactic did not simply overturn the foreman. But the impact knocked the hallowed portrait of H. H. Hartshorne, co-founder, from its nail. "It's all in the spirit of good, clean fun!" cried Mr. Hawkins, the assistant general manager. Mr. Hawkins himself, acting by reflex, attempted to return the portrait to its place until new glass could be obtained. To hear more of it, he said to her: "I'll bet that's been in there ever since the picture was framed. Here's an order that Hartshorne-Logan never filled! Milly was reading aloud the scrawled words on the order form: "Best electric doorbell. "Unless—" he said it loud enough for the employes to scent a great proposal and the room grew quiet—"unless we broke the rules just once and used the time warp on a big mission!" Finally, from an anonymous voice in one corner: "Would the warp work over eighty years? We were always told that it must be used only for complaints within three days." But I remember that my grandmother never bought anything from Hartshorne-Logan because of some trouble her mother had once with the firm. She found scissors in her sewing box, tossed a cushion onto the floor, sat on it, and began to open the parcel. "And by the time they get my second letter, they'll have answered my first letter. Ann grabbed her daughter's arms, held them above her head and pulled at the dress. She took one step forward, then began to float three inches above the ground.
output:  vacuum cleaner bags
options:  doorbells  strong liquor  a time machine  vacuum cleaner bags