question:  Why couldn't Glmpauszn communicate with Joe the "normal" way?
context: A Gleeb for Earth By CHARLES SHAFHAUSER Illustrated by EMSH In two days I, Glmpauszn, will be born. I have attuned myself to a fetus within the body of a not-woman in the not-world. Already I am static and for hours have looked into this weird extension of the Universe with fear and trepidation. As soon as my stasis was achieved, I tried to contact you, but got no response. So I must communicate with you by what the not-world calls "mail" till we meet. I, Glmpauszn, come equipped with powers evolved from your fragmentary reports before you ceased to vibrate to us and with a vast treasury of facts from indirect sources. This is the only way I could arrive in the room where the gateway lies without arousing suspicion. Glmpauszn Wichita, Kansas June 13 Dear Joe: Mnghjkl, fhfjgfhjklop phelnoprausynks. There is no way of describing to you in not-language what I had to go through during the first moments of my birth. My not-mother (Gezsltrysk!) I learned the following day that the opposite component of my not-mother, my not-father, had been away riding on some conveyance during my birth. He did not arrive till three days after I was born. My not-father entered while I was standing by the crib examining a syringe the doctor had left behind. They apprehended him on the stairs and I heard him babble something about my being a monster and no child of his. He wanted to go on this expedition himself and it's his nature never to flatter anyone. From now on I will refer to not-people simply as people, dropping the qualifying preface except where comparisons must be made between this alleged world and our own. Then I establish contact with him while he sleeps and compel him without his knowledge to translate my ideas into written language. In simple terms then: I crept into a cave and slipped into a kind of sleep, directing my squhjkl ulytz & uhrytzg ...
output:  Joe had drunk too much alcohol
options:  Joe wasn't as talented as Glmpauszn  Joe was trying to avoid Glmpauszn  Joe had drunk too much alcohol  Joe was moving around too much