question:  Why was the moon-town comically referred to as paradise by the priest?
context: EVERYTHING IT HAD WAS IN THE GARDEN BY R. A. LAFFERTY [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Worlds of If Science Fiction, March 1961. Not only would there be life traces on that little moon, but it would be a lively place. Naturally they did not get results at once, nor did they expect to; it required a fine adjustment. But they were disappointed that they found nothing for several hours as they hovered high over the rotation. As though there were but one city, if that is its form. But this might be so varied or so unfamiliar that often both the machine and the designer of it were puzzled as to how to read the results. It was for this reason that Glaser used that model no more, but built others more amenable. And it was for this reason also that the owners of Little Probe had acquired the original machine so cheaply. On Earth it had read Positive on a number of crack-pots, including Waxey Sax, a jazz tootler who could not even read music. In space it had been a sound guide to the unusual intelligences encountered. Finally it signaled the result, the most exasperating result it ever produces: the single orange light. They called it the "You tell me light." So among the intelligences there was at least one that might be extraordinary, though possibly in a crackpot way. Dawn did not come to the moon-town. The Little Probe hovered stationary in the light and the moon-town came up under the dawn. "Not a building, not two sticks or stones placed together. And those two ... why, they could well be Earth-people. And one could only wish that all people were like them. There was a man and a woman, and they were clothed either in very bright garments or in no garments at all, but only in a very bright light. It was water, but water that excelled, cool and with all its original bubbles like the first water ever made. I don't understand that light that surrounds them.
output:  The woman did not speak the entire time they were there.
options:  The woman did not speak the entire time they were there.  There was only one man, so less competition for the attention of the woman.  The unlimited supply of fresh fruit was perfect for weight loss.  There were less occupants, so less idiots to deal with.