 What didn't William get accused of as a young boy?
For punishment, he locked me in a windowless room and told me to sit still until he came back. Being four or five, I didn't know any better, so I thought Dad made it dark to add to my punishment. Because they were real, I talked about them as if they were real, and I almost earned a bunk in the home for retarded children until I got smart enough to keep the beasts to myself. My mother and father must have been glad when I was sent away to reform school after my thirteenth birthday party, the one William, you are being punished for some great sin. "Well," I said, "I've had no personal experience—" "Of course you have, William!
 stealing from his parents
 lying to his parents  wetting the bed  calling his mother names  stealing from his parents