 Which is *not* a can-opener feature that Ogden Piltdon cares about?
"The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition. Our own Piltdon opener barely manages to open a can in eight point nine without chimes. "But Mr. Piltdon, our opener still has stability, solidity. He had always wanted to devote all his time to research, but Piltdon Opener had not given him that opportunity. "We must work along classical can-opener lines. Twenty-five years of your life you put in with Piltdon, and he'd fire you just like that if you don't do the impossible. The Piltdon Super-Opener we'll call it." The first tentative shipments of Piltdon Super-Openers had gone to distributors along the Eastern seaboard.
 Stability
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