 Johnson claims to have a multitude of jobs. Which title best describes him and what he does?
"On account of the quantity, I'm able to quote a bargain price. Then Johnson rubbed his thumb on his index finger and wetted his lips expectantly. After giving them directions that would take them to the free-water pool, the ponderous factotum of Planetoid 42 shook hands and headed back to the saloon. "Johnson, as I saw instantly, is the victim of a difficult environment, and must charge accordingly." Johnson's eight-foot son, topped by a massive roof of sun-bleached hair and held up by a foundation that seemed immovable, had obviously been born and raised in low gravity.
 Conman.
 Conman.  Bartender.  Mayor.  Sheriff.