Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Image 1 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  To balance out those high costs, we’ve got lots of free activities like museum free days and Golden Gate Park fests.  Image 1 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  To balance out those high costs, we’ve got lots of free activities like museum free days and Golden Gate Park fests.  To balance out those high costs, we’ve got lots of free activities...like museum free days and Golden Gate Park fests.  Image 2 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Some of the finest chefs in the world reside here and our restaurants are consistently among the nation’s best. Congrats to Charles Phan and Slanted Door on being named best restaurant in the U.S. at the James Beard Awards!  Image 2 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Some of the finest chefs in the world reside here and our restaurants are consistently among the nation’s best. Congrats to Charles Phan and Slanted Door on being named best restaurant in the U.S. at the James Beard Awards!  Some of the finest chefs in the world reside here and our restaurants...are consistently among the nation’s best. Congrats to Charles Phan...and Slanted Door on being named best restaurant in the U.S. at the...James Beard Awards!  Image 3 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Microclimates are awesome. Too cold in the Sunset? Head over to the Mission to heat up.  Image 3 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Microclimates are awesome. Too cold in the Sunset? Head over to the Mission to heat up.  Microclimates are awesome. Too cold in the Sunset? Head over to the...Mission to heat up.  Image 4 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  You can surf and snowboard in the same day.  Image 4 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  You can surf and snowboard in the same day.  You can surf and snowboard in the same day.  Image 5 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got lots of music venues to draw the hottest indie bands, and great music festivals like Outside Lands, Treasure Island Music Festival, and Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. (Shown is Thom Yorke at Treasure Island in 2013).  Image 5 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got lots of music venues to draw the hottest indie bands, and great music festivals like Outside Lands, Treasure Island Music Festival, and Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. (Shown is Thom Yorke at Treasure Island in 2013).  We’ve got lots of music venues to draw the hottest indie bands, and...great music festivals like Outside Lands, Treasure Island Music...Festival, and Hardly Strictly Bluegrass. (Shown is Thom Yorke at...Treasure Island in 2013).  Image 6 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  You can go check out the Golden Gate Bridge whenever you want.  Image 6 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  You can go check out the Golden Gate Bridge whenever you want.  You can go check out the Golden Gate Bridge whenever you want.  Image 7 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got urban hikes galore. The views and the free workout are definitely worth the climb.  Image 7 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got urban hikes galore. The views and the free workout are definitely worth the climb.  We’ve got urban hikes galore. The views and the free workout are...definitely worth the climb.  Image 8 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  In many places, you won’t go four blocks without hitting a park.  Image 8 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  In many places, you won’t go four blocks without hitting a park.  In many places, you won’t go four blocks without hitting a park.  Image 9 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Redwood trees are never far away…  Image 9 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Redwood trees are never far away…  Redwood trees are never far away…  Image 10 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  ...and neither are National Parks.  Image 10 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  ...and neither are National Parks.  ...and neither are National Parks.  Image 11 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  The bay is ideal for sailors, or for others who like watching the sailboats, kiteboards, and other various contraptions on the bay.  Image 11 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  The bay is ideal for sailors, or for others who like watching the sailboats, kiteboards, and other various contraptions on the bay.  The bay is ideal for sailors, or for others who like watching the...sailboats, kiteboards, and other various contraptions on the bay.  Image 12 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Temps mostly stay between 50-70 degrees all year. No heavy winter coat needed.  Image 12 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Temps mostly stay between 50-70 degrees all year. No heavy winter coat needed.  Temps mostly stay between 50-70 degrees all year. No heavy winter coat...needed.  Image 13 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Any day can be a beach day.  Image 13 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Any day can be a beach day.  Any day can be a beach day.  Image 14 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  How many big cities have real, live bison walking around?  Image 14 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  How many big cities have real, live bison walking around?  How many big cities have real, live bison walking around?  Image 15 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If you like crazy events, stock your closet with costumes for Bay to Breakers, Bring Your Own Big Wheel, How Weird Street Fair, and others.  Image 15 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If you like crazy events, stock your closet with costumes for Bay to Breakers, Bring Your Own Big Wheel, How Weird Street Fair, and others.  If you like crazy events, stock your closet with costumes for Bay to...Breakers, Bring Your Own Big Wheel, How Weird Street Fair, and...others.  Image 16 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If you live and work in the city, you can avoid the freeways and seriously cut down your commute.  Image 16 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If you live and work in the city, you can avoid the freeways and seriously cut down your commute.  If you live and work in the city, you can avoid the freeways and...seriously cut down your commute.  Image 17 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Say what you will about Muni, but with so many transportation options to choose from, you can get away with not having a car.  Image 17 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Say what you will about Muni, but with so many transportation options to choose from, you can get away with not having a car.  Say what you will about Muni, but with so many transportation options...to choose from, you can get away with not having a car.  Image 18 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Image 18 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Image 19 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Farmer’s markets bursting with incredible produce all year long.  Image 19 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Farmer’s markets bursting with incredible produce all year long.  Farmer’s markets bursting with incredible produce all year long.  Image 20 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Our dress code is West Coast comfortable. It's totally acceptable for even Sergey Brin to wear a hoodie to a Vanity Fair dinner, which actually happened. (Pictured are Secret app co-founders Chrys Bader, left, and David Byttow in South Park).  Image 20 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Our dress code is West Coast comfortable. It's totally acceptable for even Sergey Brin to wear a hoodie to a Vanity Fair dinner, which actually happened. (Pictured are Secret app co-founders Chrys Bader, left, and David Byttow in South Park).  Our dress code is West Coast comfortable. It's totally acceptable for...even Sergey Brin to wear a hoodie to a Vanity Fair dinner, which...actually happened. (Pictured are Secret app co-founders Chrys Bader,...left, and David Byttow in South Park).  Image 21 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got a welcoming LGBT community and cultural diversity.  Image 21 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got a welcoming LGBT community and cultural diversity.  We’ve got a welcoming LGBT community and cultural diversity.  Image 22 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  The city has lots of classic bars, and plenty of events for singles to meet and mingle.  Image 22 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  The city has lots of classic bars, and plenty of events for singles to meet and mingle.  The city has lots of classic bars, and plenty of events for singles to...meet and mingle.  Image 23 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Movie buff? Hundreds of films have been shot here and “opening in select cities” often means S.F.  Image 23 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Movie buff? Hundreds of films have been shot here and “opening in select cities” often means S.F.  Movie buff? Hundreds of films have been shot here and “opening in...select cities” often means S.F.  Image 24 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If shopping is your bag, we’ve got world-class offerings here.  Image 24 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  If shopping is your bag, we’ve got world-class offerings here.  If shopping is your bag, we’ve got world-class offerings here.  Image 25 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We've got some of the country’s best coffee…  Image 25 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We've got some of the country’s best coffee…  We've got some of the country’s best coffee…  Image 26 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Image 26 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Image 27 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  ..and wine, for indulging your vices.  Image 27 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  ..and wine, for indulging your vices.  ..and wine, for indulging your vices.  Image 28 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Our neighborhoods are like tiny towns in themselves.  Image 28 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Our neighborhoods are like tiny towns in themselves.  Our neighborhoods are like tiny towns in themselves.  Image 29 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Want a job? We’ve got plenty. San Francisco’s unemployment rate is currently 4.4 percent.  Image 29 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  Want a job? We’ve got plenty. San Francisco’s unemployment rate is currently 4.4 percent.  Want a job? We’ve got plenty. San Francisco’s unemployment rate is...currently 4.4 percent.  Image 30 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got the perfect combination of bustling city with slow, West Coast lifestyle.  Image 30 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  We’ve got the perfect combination of bustling city with slow, West Coast lifestyle.  We’ve got the perfect combination of bustling city with slow, West...Coast lifestyle.  Image 31 of 31 |Reasons TO move to San Francisco  And almost everyone who lives in San Francisco is passionate about San Francisco. We'll see you here!  Image 31 of 31 - Reasons TO move to San Francisco  And almost everyone who lives in San Francisco is passionate about San Francisco. We'll see you here!  And almost everyone who lives in San Francisco is passionate about San...Francisco. We'll see you here!
The anthem to your feverish Craigslist apartment hunting has arrived.
 
 Fed up with the impossible dream of finding an apartment in San Francisco, health care consultants and locals Chris and Reese took out their frustrations musical-style. Their banjo-driven ode can be seen below.
 
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