If you're like us, you probably think you'd fare pretty well on "Family Feud." But you're forgetting one hugely important factor that determines your family's overall success: your dumb brother Eugene.  WATCH: 10 Unbelievable Moments in 'Price is Right' History  You see, Eugene's mind doesn't work like the rest of ours. Whereas you might answer "chicken!" when asked to name a barnyard animal, Eugene says "hippo," either because he's nervous, or because he's never seen a farm before, or because he's just super, super dumb.  The worst part? Eugene would be on your team. Not because you want him there, and certainly not because you need him there, but because your mother would disown you if you didn't include him on the panel.  But hey, at least he'd be entertaining. For proof, look no further than the following "Eugenes" who tried their best, only to give ridiculous answers when asked…  There are only so many ways to answer this question — or so you'd think, until you hear Cathy's response.  At first, we thought Punkin's excited declaration of "LOIN!" was the silly part of this clip, but then we met her teammate Will. So whatever you do, stay tuned for Will.  Apparently, Mike isn't familiar with potato chips or carrots. Note the disappointed look on his father's face when they flash to the panel 19 seconds in.  Rocco gives a pretty shocking answer in the clip above, but what we'd really like to see is footage of Rocco's next family gathering, when he has to face his disappointed relatives.  Sure, Ginny's answer didn't really make a lick of sense, but Richard Dawson is going a little hard on her, isn't he?  Wait for the part where the Daniels family tries to steal. Elizabeth has long ago decided to stop giving a flip about what might be on the board, and just says what she knows to be true.  "I know you're right … but, what are the chances?" lamented Steve Harvey after hearing Rod's answer. (To Rod's credit, the judges somewhat agreed.)  Does anybody playing this game know what a country is?  Technically, both the animals Bob and Bob Jr. named do have three letters in their names. They've just got a few extra, too.  After watching this video 15 times, we're almost positive that Rylan, the contestant, gave his baffling answer on purpose, so that it might one day be uploaded to YouTube. That's the only explanation we can imagine.
People say stupid things all the time — but most people aren't on TV when they do it.