A Brooklyn judge dialed up six months in jail for a jerky landlord convicted of making bogus 911 calls because he was irate about the noise coming from a hipster café renting the first floor of his Williamsburg building.  Louis Segna had admitted that he made the calls, which included a false report of an explosion in the nearby subway station, because he thought it was the only way he could get the police to respond to his complaints about the Konditori coffee shop.  But defense lawyer William Fowlkes argued — unsuccessfully — that his client deserved leniency because he is “confused” and “developmentally delayed.”  "He doesn't understand why he's in the situation he's in," Fowlkes said.  Supreme Court Justice William Harrington said there is no question that Segna, 53, is mentally competent, but insisted that some time in jail was necessary due to the seriousness of the crime.  Segna offered no words of remorse and instead whined to the judge how he's broke and trying to hold onto the building. “I'm under a lot of stress,” Segna told the judge.  He is embroiled in a bitter dispute with the Swedish coffee shop which, according to Fowlkes, owes him more than $200,000 in rent. Segna hasn't been paying taxes for the building on N. 7th St., which he inherited after his mother died. He lives above the trendy coffee shop.  "I don't think he had the firmest grasp of what he unleashed when he made these phone calls," said Harrington. "Thankfully no police officers or firefighters were injured."  Segna still faces criminal charges brought by Konditori for damaging a bench and violating an order of protection.  He will return to court Dec. 22 to make a decision whether to plead guilty or go to trial — he faces no additional jail time under a deal offered by the Brooklyn District Attorney's Office. He also will be on five years’ probation.  "By repeatedly making fake 911 calls the defendant caused police officers to respond to his bogus claims, putting the lives and safety of people with real emergencies in jeopardy," Brooklyn D.A. Kenneth Thompson said. "This is no joke and he will now pay the price for his dangerous conduct."
Louis Segna made bogus call to 911 about explosion at a nearby subway station just to get cops to deal with noise complaints at coffee shop.