A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members yukking it up while bathroom sounds trick over the council's public announcement system during their April 28 meeting. Mayor Dale Ross (pictured) had apparently forgotten to turn his mic off while using the restroom.  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members...  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members yukking it up while bathroom sounds trick over the council's public announcement system during their April 28 meeting. Mayor Dale Ross had apparently forgotten to turn his mic off while using the restroom.  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members...  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members yukking it up while bathroom sounds trick over the council's public announcement system during their April 28 meeting. Mayor Dale Ross had apparently forgotten to turn his mic off while using the restroom.  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members...  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members yukking it up while bathroom sounds trick over the council's public announcement system during their April 28 meeting. Mayor Dale Ross had apparently forgotten to turn his mic off while using the restroom.  A video uploaded to YouTube shows Georgetown city council members...  Click through the gallery to see some of the most outrageous headlines snagged by Texas men and women.  Click through the gallery to see some of the most outrageous...  "S.A. man cited after pet monkey bites North Side bank employee's face"  On Jan. 30, 2015, a San Antonio man was cited after his pet monkey, Louie, bit an employee when he took the monkey inside a bank. The man received two citations and faces fines up to $2,000.  "S.A. man cited after pet monkey bites North Side bank employee's...  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Georgetown city council members had a hard time keeping it together while listening to their mayor relieve himself during a public meeting in April.