Cops had no trouble catching a bank robber — because he posted pictures and videos of the heist on his Instagram account.  But Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, claims he did nothing wrong, even though the posts show a bank teller reading his note and stuffing bundles of cash into a duffel bag.  Alfonseca says all he did was stroll into TowneBank in Virginia Beach, Va., Monday, walk up to a teller and give her a note asking for money.  Man posts note he allegedly used to rob a bank on Instagram, along with videos of the crime: http://t.co/Vdzucj47Qx pic.twitter.com/1qjo7uWpYW  — ABC News (@ABC) May 7, 2015  Indeed, the grammatically challenged handwritten note made no threats, and even ended with a smiley face.  There were, however, two exclamation points after the robber’s request for money.  Alfonseca insists he said “please,” and “thank you.”  “I need 150,000 Bands Right NOW!!” the note said. “Please Police take 3 to 4 minites to get here, I would appriceate if you Ring the alarm a minute after I am gone… Make sure the money doesn’t BLOW UP ON MY WAY OUT :-)”  Alfonseca, 23, walked out with the bag stuffed with stacks of cash. He was arrested 22 minutes later.  His next court appearance is June 12.  But he said in a jailhouse interview that he wasn’t wearing a mask, wasn’t threatening and was actually polite.  Bank robber posts video of robbery on Instagram, contends bank “gave” him the money: http://t.co/jjQ2KZbkk8 pic.twitter.com/bXwoJNjnmR  — FOX59 News (@FOX59) May 7, 2015  “In my eyes, I did not commit a robbery, and I feel I’m being charged without reason,” Alfonseca said.  “If it was a robbery, I don’t think I would videotape it, post the picture of the letter and do that all to come to jail.”  He even managed to turn the tables on the teller.  “No threats in it,” he said of the note. “If you see me in the video or whatever like that, I have a shirt on — no weapon, no mask — and she passes me the money.  “I don’t want to get her in trouble. Maybe she made a mistake. Maybe she made a mistake, and I didn’t make a mistake.”  Alfonseca said he is an aspiring rapper, and posted the picture and video online to get exposure.  He said if anyone is a victim, it’s him.  “For real, I felt like I got robbed,” Alfonseca said, “because they gave me the money.”
A Virginia man insists he committed no crime during an alleged bank heist. Except the videos and photos he posted on Instagram made it a cinch for cops to collar him.