Alan Dershowitz's wife is standing by her man.  The 76-year-old high-powered lawyer's wife is blasting allegations that he bed an underage girl while she was kept as a "sex slave" by financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.  "Anyone that knows us would find it laughable if it weren’t so serious," Carolyn Dershowitz told Inside Edition in an interview set to air Monday.  "He is the least likely person in the entire world that this would be true of," said his wife of 30 years added.  Carolyn's response follows Virginia Roberts' lawsuit claiming she was forced to have sex with Dershowitz and England’s Prince Andrew, among others, while under Epstein's control at the age of 17.  The now 30-year-old woman recently filed her claims in a Florida court, where she's identified as Jane Doe #3.  Dershowitz further slammed the allegations to NBC’s Matt Lauer on Monday as “totally false and made up" while calling for the attorneys involved in the lawsuit to be "disbarred."  "They just threw it in there," he said of his soiled name. "It's the legal equivalent of scribbling something on a toilet stall and then running away."  Dershowitz said Roberts' lawyers, Paul Cassell and Brad Edwards, did not bother to investigate her allegations against him.  In addition to Dershowitz calling Roberts "a complete and total stranger," his wife argued that her husband was with her and their daughter at the time of the alleged sexual encounters.  Those are alleged to have occurred in Florida, on private planes, in New York, New Mexico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands.  "I was ... with Alan. Our daughter was there. Our friends met us for dinner. We were together the whole time," she told Inside Edition.  "The truth will come out, and it will show these two unethical lawyers should be disbarred," Dershowitz told NBC. "The woman has said she wants to have a full investigation. I welcome a full investigation. I am not trying to silence her. I challenge her to repeat the statement to the press so I can sue for defamation.  "They will rue the day that they filed this," he said.  Dershowitz had denied the allegations to the Daily News on Friday.  He told The News that the claim "is totally, completely, fabricated. It's made up from whole cloth. I don't know this woman and never had any sexual contact with her or any other underage person."  The pro-Israel Dershowitz said the allegations have also led to anti-Semitic backlash. He received an email saying, "See Jews have always been in charge of the sex trade," the Jerusalem Post reported.  "The anti-Semites are crawling out from under their rocks, they are loving this," he told the newspaper. "And the anti-Israel zealots are loving this. I'm not only defending myself here but I am defending other values as well. I am defending the values that I have represented and stood for, for so many years."  USING MOBILE? CLICK FOR VIDEO
Alan Dershowitz’s wife is now also ripping claims that he had sex with an underage girl, calling it ‘laughable if it weren't so serious.’