Image 1 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  We realize that most of these rockers were too busy playing music to actually worry about doing their homework, but would it really have been that hard to take five minutes out of their day to refer to a dictionary before printing up that first gig flyer?  Image 1 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  We realize that most of these rockers were too busy playing music to actually worry about doing their homework, but would it really have been that hard to take five minutes out of their day to refer to a dictionary before printing up that first gig flyer?  We realize that most of these rockers were too busy playing music to...actually worry about doing their homework, but would it really have...been that hard to take five minutes out of their day to refer to a...dictionary before printing up that first gig flyer?  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Most of the time, they get it horribly wrong.  Image 13 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Some acts try to compensate for their loose grasp of basic English by adding fancy periods, umlauts, exclamation marks and God-knows-what to their names. Most of the time, they get it horribly wrong.  Some acts try to compensate for their loose grasp of basic English by...adding fancy periods, umlauts, exclamation marks and God-knows-what to...their names. Most of the time, they get it horribly wrong.  Image 14 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 14 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 15 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  ... And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead  Image 15 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  ... And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead  ... And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead  Image 16 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 16 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 17 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 17 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 18 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Hint: They're all Australian rock groups!  Image 18 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Hint: They're all Australian rock groups!  Hint: They're all Australian rock groups!  Image 19 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 19 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 20 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 20 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 21 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 21 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 22 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 22 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 23 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 23 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 24 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  These bands thought their names were so great that they decided to use them twice. Either that or they didn't want to end up in the next category.  Image 24 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  These bands thought their names were so great that they decided to use them twice. Either that or they didn't want to end up in the next category.  These bands thought their names were so great that they decided to use...them twice. Either that or they didn't want to end up in the next...category.  Image 25 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 25 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 26 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 26 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 27 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 27 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 28 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 28 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 29 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 29 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 30 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 30 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 31 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 31 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 32 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  There's something to be said for simplicity, but most of the bands come off looking lazy. While we're fans of effective one-syllable names like Prince and Feist - you know, because they're actually those peoples' names - we have to wonder whether these folks were even trying.  Image 32 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  There's something to be said for simplicity, but most of the bands come off looking lazy. While we're fans of effective one-syllable names like Prince and Feist - you know, because they're actually those peoples' names - we have to wonder whether these folks were even trying.  There's something to be said for simplicity, but most of the bands...come off looking lazy. While we're fans of effective one-syllable...names like Prince and Feist - you know, because they're actually those...peoples' names - we have to wonder whether these folks were even...trying.  Image 33 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 33 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 34 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 34 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 35 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 35 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 36 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 36 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 37 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 37 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 38 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 38 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 39 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Of course, if all you can come up with is a boring word, you can change your fortunes simply by sticking a color in front of it. Just look at the number of multiplatinum acts that populate the list.  Image 39 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Of course, if all you can come up with is a boring word, you can change your fortunes simply by sticking a color in front of it. Just look at the number of multiplatinum acts that populate the list.  Of course, if all you can come up with is a boring word, you can...change your fortunes simply by sticking a color in front of it. Just...look at the number of multiplatinum acts that populate the list.  Image 40 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 40 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 41 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 41 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 42 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 42 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 43 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 43 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 44 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Then again, adding a number to a boring word or letter isn't a bad idea either.  Image 44 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Then again, adding a number to a boring word or letter isn't a bad idea either.  Then again, adding a number to a boring word or letter isn't a bad...idea either.  Image 45 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 45 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 46 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 46 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 47 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 47 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 48 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Think psychedelic '60s acts like Strawberry Alarm Clock and Moby Grape had loopy names? They've got nothing on these few-hit-wonders from the '80s and '90s.  Image 48 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Think psychedelic '60s acts like Strawberry Alarm Clock and Moby Grape had loopy names? They've got nothing on these few-hit-wonders from the '80s and '90s.  Think psychedelic '60s acts like Strawberry Alarm Clock and Moby Grape...had loopy names? They've got nothing on these few-hit-wonders from the...'80s and '90s.  Image 49 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 49 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 50 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 50 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 51 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 51 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 52 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 52 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 53 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 53 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 54 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 54 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 55 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Sometimes you get so used to hearing a band name that you forget that feeling of nausea creeping up your throat the first time you heard it. Just take a minute to savor the image each of the following band names conjures in your head. "Even Flow" will never sound the same again.  Image 55 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Sometimes you get so used to hearing a band name that you forget that feeling of nausea creeping up your throat the first time you heard it. Just take a minute to savor the image each of the following band names conjures in your head. "Even Flow" will never sound the same again.  Sometimes you get so used to hearing a band name that you forget that...feeling of nausea creeping up your throat the first time you heard it....Just take a minute to savor the image each of the following band names...conjures in your head. "Even Flow" will never sound the same again.  Image 56 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 56 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 57 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 57 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 58 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 58 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 59 of 59 | Dumbest Band Names Ever  Image 59 of 59 - Dumbest Band Names Ever
Everyone knows that all the good band names were taken the day after Malcolm McLaren decided to christen his little gang of spiky-haired misfits the Sex Pistols. But that doesn't excuse some of the...