content: import java.util.HashMap;
  import java.util.Scanner;
  
  public class Farts {
  
  	public static void main(String[] args) {
  		
  		System.out.println("Enter the first letter of your name and \n"
  				+ "the day of the month you were born: ");
  		
  		Scanner scan = new Scanner(System.in);
  		
  		String letter = scan.next().toUpperCase();
  		int day = scan.nextInt();
  		
  		HashMap<String, String> letters = new HashMap<String, String>();
  		letters.put("A", "WRETCHED");
  		letters.put("B", "DEEPLY");
  		letters.put("C", "PHENOMENAL");
  		letters.put("D", "GROSSLY");
  		letters.put("E", "MONUMENTAL");
  		letters.put("F", "EXPLOSIVE");
  		letters.put("G", "UNEXPECTEDLY");
  		letters.put("H", "THICK");
  		letters.put("I", "TINY");
  		letters.put("J", "LONG");
  		letters.put("K", "GIGANTIC");
  		letters.put("L", "TREMENDOUS");
  		letters.put("M", "DANGEROUSLY");
  		letters.put("N", "CRAZY");
  		letters.put("O", "SCRAWNY");
  		letters.put("P", "BEAUTIFLY");
  		letters.put("Q", "ROTTENLY");
  		letters.put("R", "SPOOKY");
  		letters.put("S", "LUMPY");
  		letters.put("T", "MODERATELY");
  		letters.put("U", "HAPPY");
  		letters.put("V", "TROUBLESOME");
  		letters.put("W", "SAGGY");
  		letters.put("X", "HEARTY");
  		letters.put("Y", "BIG");
  		letters.put("Z", "LUXURIOUS");
  		
  		HashMap<Integer, String> days = new HashMap<Integer, String>();
  		days.put(1, "SOUR");
  		days.put(2, "GREAT");
  		days.put(3, "OLD");
  		days.put(4, "LOUD");
  		days.put(5, "LITTLE");
  		days.put(6, "EPIC");
  		days.put(7, "WET");
  		days.put(8, "DANK");
  		days.put(9, "FAKE");
  		days.put(10, "SENILE");
  		days.put(11, "MUSTY");
  		days.put(12, "SHARP");
  		days.put(13, "DANGEROUS");
  		days.put(14, "MONOTONE");
  		days.put(15, "SQUEAKY");
  		days.put(16, "NOISELESS");
  		days.put(17, "ROTTEN");
  		days.put(18, "FAT");
  		days.put(19, "SOFT");
  		days.put(20, "POTENT");
  		days.put(21, "SUDDEN");
  		days.put(22, "POWERFUL");
  		days.put(23, "STRANGE");
  		days.put(24, "STURDY");
  		days.put(25, "FLAT");
  		days.put(26, "FULL");
  		days.put(27, "WINDY");
  		days.put(28, "HORRID");
  		days.put(29, "BEAUTIFUL");
  		days.put(30, "HOT");
  		days.put(31, "SILENT");
  		
  		System.out.println("You are a " + letters.get(letter) + " "
  				+ days.get(day) + " FART");
  	}
  
  }
  