/**
 * These haikus have all been written by past LATE developers,
 * usually as their very first contribution! Please add yours
 * to the list.
 *
 * These haikus appear on the 404 page.
 */
export default [
  [
    'the page you once sought',
    'for some reason is now nought',
    'go somewhere else please'
  ],
  [
    'the honorable',
    'doctor shirley ann jackson',
    'approves this message'
  ],
  [
    'writing a haiku',
    'is a great way to pass time',
    'I should go to sleep'
  ],
  [
    'everyone here goes',
    'to the rensselaer polytechnic',
    'university'
  ],
  [
    'chill out with some nice',
    'lofi beats to relax/study',
    'and ride the synth waves'
  ],
  [
    '行春や',
    '鳥啼き魚の',
    '目は泪'
  ],
  [
    'I\'m going to take',
    'My Horse down the old town road.',
    'Ride until I can\'t.'
  ],
  [
    'Haikus have three lines',
    'Haikus go five seven five',
    "I'm not creative enough"
  ],
  [
    'The Frank Matranga',
    'Father of glorious LATE',
    'Will always find you'
  ],
  [
    'The Frank Matranga',
    'One day you might threaten him',
    'But he\'ll delete you'
  ],
  [
    'you should not be here',
    'this error page is sacred',
    'leave now or suffer'
  ],
  [
    'SIS-Man speaks to you',
    'you do not belong here child',
    'look for help elsewhere'
  ],
  [
    'Pizza\'s a circle',
    'The slices are triangles',
    'The box is a square'
  ],
  [
    'F I V E  Five',
    'S E V E N  Seven',
    'F I V E  Five'
  ],
  [
    'Do you hear that noise?',
    'The whooshing sound of all your',
    'deadlines passing by'
  ],
  [
    'Do your homework kids',
    'because if you do not try',
    'SIS Man will be sad'
  ],
  [
    'Freezing afforest',
    'A small, ferocious frog eats',
    'whilst watching the lynx'
  ]
]
