Did You Know?
There is a secret moon at Earth’s Lagrange Point #2. Government scientists call this moon Luna One, and use it as a staging base for harvesting material from the ring of debris around Uranus. Constructed entirely of hemp and used tires, the moon weighs about as much as the Island of Manhattan. Since the moon cannot be viewed from Earth, only a few thousand astronauts, scientists and DEA agents have actually seen it. Its secrecy is easy to maintain, using the government’s Principal of Relative Ridiculousness, which states that the more ridiculous something is, the more likely it is to be true, yet the less likely it is to be believed.