"If you put a thousand monkeys in a room with typewriters, they will by chance eventually type the Encyclopedia Britannica," the old saying goes. But leave a thousand monkeys in a room full of computers and you get rocket science.
Hardly University found this out over spring break when their entire laboratory of monkeys and apes escaped into the main computer room. Among humans the debate still rages on how the primates escaped and who is at fault. Meanwhile the primates are debating among themselves where to send the new space ship they have created and which of them will travel on it.
Professor Ima Dorc, expert on near human species such as Big Foot and snowmen, has formally announced her plan to sue the primates for showing-up humans. "It makes as look bad as a species. They spend one week in a computer room and are ready to explore space; we went to moon decades ago and that's it-we're just sitting here on our haunches, picking our noses."