Question: How many apples grow on a tree?
Answer: All apples grow on trees.
Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?
Answer: He was walking.
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Question: Does a pound of gold or a pound of feathers weight more?
Answer: The feathers. A pound of feathers is measured in avoirdupois weight, in which one pound equals 16 ounces. Precious metals are measured in troy weight, in which one pound equals 12 ounces.
However, the ounces are not measured in the same way. In avoirdupois weight, one ounce = 437.5 grains. In troy weight, one ounce = 480 grains.
So, one pound of feathers weighs (16)x(437.5 grains) = 7,000 grains. One pound of gold weighs (12)x(480 grains) = 5,760 grains.
Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?
Answer: The navy, they love the sea!
Question: You throw away the outside, eat the inside, and throw away the inside.
Answer: Corn on the cob
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