Here find some best collections of computer riddles, funny puzzle questions, and brain teasers for kids and adults. And to solve these puzzles we are also sharing the answer to the question.
Computer Riddles With Answers For Kids
1. How do computers snack? They eat cookies and spam one byte at a time
2. How do you crash a PC? Switch it on.
3. How do you know when a computer monitor is sad? When it breaks down
4. How does Bill Gates enter his house? He uses “windows”.
5. I am in the school or home. I have a mouse. You can use me for work or games. You can use me for email I know! What am I? I am a computer
6. I have an end but no beginning, a home but no family, a space without room. I never speak but there is no word I cannot make. What am I? A keyboard
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7. I have many keys but usually only two or three locks. What am I? A Computer Keyboard
8. I live above a star but never burn. I have 11 neighbors but they never turn. My initials are p, q, r and sometimes s. What am I? Number 7 on a phone keypad.
9. What company makes billions of dollars selling Windows? Microsoft
10. What computer sings the best? A Dell
11. What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry, you’re not my type.
Hard Computer Riddles and Jokes
12. What did the computer eat on the moon? Space bars.
13. What did the dentist say to the computer? This won’t hurt a byte.
14. What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.
15. What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!
16. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
17. What do you call a computer hero? A screen saver
18. What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A big mac.
19. What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
20. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer? A big mac
21. What does a computer do when it’s tired? It crashes
22. What happened when the computer geeks met? It was love at first site!
Computer Part Riddles With Answers
23. What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar
24. Who was the first computer technician? Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other.
25. Why are computer nerds called ninjas? They can handle a the terrorbyte-ing computer!
26. Why are you like a computer whiz? Because it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
27. Why can’t computers play tennis? They try to surf the net.
28. Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer? He was afraid of the mouse!
29. Why did Sally’s computer keep sneezing? It had a virus
30. Why did the computer get glasses? To improve his web sight.
31. Why did the computer go to the nurse? It had a Virus
32. Why did the spider get a job in I.T? He was a great web designer!
33. Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store? Because they don’t have Windows.
34. Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.