What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? by QuestionGuy June 24, 2022, 8:08 pm What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMeduckfunctionQuestion and Answerrubber See more Previous article TIL dolphins can use their echo-location to examine an object, and then later have the ability to recognize it in person or on a video monitor. Next article Microsoft Moment 22 Comments Leave a Reply Rubber duckie you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun Rubber duckie I’m awfully fond of you Rubber duckie joy of joys When I squeeze you, you make noise Rubber duckie you’re my very best friend it’s true Log in to Reply Makes sure the water is buoyant and safe to enter Log in to Reply Debugging tool. When you’re having trouble, explain the situation to the duck. This works because we often solve our own problems just by explaining them to others. It has been determined that it’s the explaining, not the participation of another party that matters — hence the duck. Log in to Reply They provide companionship and you can play games with them – dunking them under the water and watching them pop back up, that sort of thing. If you get two rubber ducks, you can reenact the Kennedy/Nixon debates. If you have three rubber ducks, you can make two of them discuss having an open relationship. If you have four rubber ducks, that’s too many. Put one back. Log in to Reply Entertain a child Log in to Reply Mr Weasley, I know it’s you. Log in to Reply Does he need to serve a purpose? Isn’t it enough that he just *is?* Log in to Reply To be ‘the one’ Log in to Reply Oh, hello Mr Weasley Log in to Reply What exactly is the function of an organic duck? Log in to Reply FUN Log in to Reply It floats in water (like ducks do) Log in to Reply Rubber duckie you’re the one You make bath time lots of fun Rubber duckie I’m awfully fond of you Rubber duckie joy of joys When I squeeze you, you make noise Rubber duckie you’re my very best friend it’s true Log in to Reply Entertainment Log in to Reply Huh, I guess wizards do use the internet after all Log in to Reply To put on the dash of nice Jeeps! Log in to Reply They’re fun to look at Log in to Reply Duck Log in to Reply It’s a rubber duck Log in to Reply I think this might have been an editing mistake a long time ago, and no one ever bothered to correct it (autocorrect before autocorrect). They meant to write duck rubber, in which case I don’t think anyone knows what a duck would do with a rubber. Log in to Reply They’re good at getting mouldy. Log in to Reply To smash, melt, burn, and boil. No I mean with fists and force. Yes I am ace. I once had one where some of the plastic would change color if the water was hot enough. Rubber Ducks existed so that my 12 year old self can subject them to torture. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.