June 23, 2012
Secret Lives of Past US Presidents
Grover Cleveland: Time Warrior
What most people know about Grover Cleveland is that, alone among U.S. Presidents, he served two non-consecutive terms of office. Less widely known is the reason those terms were non-consecutive. After commandeering an experimental time travel device from a young Nikola Tesla in early 1889, Cleveland spent the better part of the next four years traveling through the past, righting historical injustices. Below he is pictured during his extended stay in the late Cretaceous period.
Feel free to submit your own revisionist history in the comments section.
Posted by Cassandra at June 23, 2012 09:53 AM
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I am so glad that I put down my drink before clicking on the link to VC...
Posted by: yak at June 24, 2012 01:08 AM
Great. They're going to think that the Titanic was just a movie, but that Cleveland was a time-traveler.
Posted by: Grim at June 24, 2012 06:06 PM
Then again, maybe they'll learn the terrible truth that Teddy Roosevelt actually killed Death when it came for him on March 4th, 1909, and that the former President had to take Death's place. This is why it's incredibly important not to mock TR, else he may come for you.
Posted by: MikeD at June 25, 2012 10:42 AM
When Barak Obama traveled time
to the year 3010
He beat the evil robot king
And saved us all again
from that south park movie song 'what would bryan boytano do?'
Posted by: model_1066 at July 5, 2012 01:04 AM