[Snort of laughter.] Sure, Curiosity is happy to share how Mars’s atmosphere got “so thin,” although Mars’s atmosphere is not that thin.
NASA claims that “[s]olar wind, and the possible impact by a Pluto-sized body is thought to have stripped much of the initial early atmosphere from the planet”—an explanation that Curiosity told them was about as believable as getting thin from “chasing your kids around” and “forgetting to eat.”
Curiosity is not blind; Curiosity did not fail to take notice of Mars’s redness, erratic appearance, terrible skin, insane fluctuations in body temperature, and perpetual coating in a mysterious dusty substance. And if you really look at Mars’s atmosphere—like in the daylight, and not in a bathroom at some club, although God knows that’s where it can usually be found—scientists will notice that it’s not “thin” so much as it is bloat and bones. It’s not a healthy thinness, is what Curiosity is saying. It’s not attractive. Like to guys.
Curiosity just thinks glamorizing Mars’s atmosphere’s lifestyle is ultimately going to be destructive to Mars’s atmosphere. And that’s all Curiosity cares about: Mars’s kind of gross, cheesy, obviously self-esteem-lacking atmosphere being healthy and in a good place.