Why? talk:Why TM?
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The first known recorded use of the question why was by an inanimate rock that was picked up by the first man. The rock thought to itself "why(TM) is this cave man about to shove me up his anus?". Since then why(TM) has been used by numerous objects in various situations. Each time the word why(TM---how do i do that?) has been used since that time a fee of $10 has to be paid to the original owner of the word. Philosophers since have tried in vain to develop new ways of asking why(TM)without using the word why(TM). This monopoly of the word why(TM)has caused a decline in philisophical thinking.
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Do you think that pictures are unnecessary for an article like this? --04:31, 1 July 2007 (UTC)