As it turns out, XKCD, a geek-favorite Web comic, posted a comic today about Wikipedia’s seemingly strong affection for certain words, using the fake word “malamanteau” as a target. Even more enlightening is the title text that appears when the mouse pointer is hovered over it: “The article has twenty-three citations, one of which is an obscure manuscript from the 1490’s and the other twenty-two are arguments on LanguageLog.”
Of course, this led to a storm of edits to the “malamanteau” entry, highlighted by the targeting of the Wikipedia article for deletion. Afterwards, the “Talk” page for the entry erupted with discussion. (Puggal.com makes a decent effort of defining the word.) Writers, linguists, and non-linguists alike have commented on the word and its associated Wikipedia entry, debating if a fake word is worthy of an entry on the site.
This leads me to ask this: If enough people use a “fake” word, does it become real?
The creation of new words, when logical, is a perfectly acceptable extension of our human nature. Such creations are typically a result of one or more humans trying to express a complex idea in a simple way or express an old thought in a new way. This seems normal, especially if you believe in the human theory of adaptation or evolution. In fact, Merriam-Webster defines the transitive verb “adapt” as “to make fit (as for a specific or new use or situation) often by modification.” When applied to languages, suddenly the creation of new words makes much more sense.
But there are other complex reasons new words are being created. “The Internet, global commerce and global travel have accelerated the trend by putting English in contact with many other linguistic groups,” said CNN journalist John D. Sutter in a news article last June.
For the article, Sutter interviewed Paul J.J. Payack, president and lead word analyst for the Global Language Monitor. Payack was interviewed in part for the live ticker that appeared on the site in preparation for the one millionth word set to appear in the English language.
The ticker wasn’t to be taken literally, however, said Payack. “It’s always an estimation,” he told CNN. “It’s like the height of Mount Everest is an estimation. The height of Mount Everest has changed five times in my lifetime because as we get better tools, the estimates get better.” (Of course, it should also be considered that the Earth’s crust is moving and erosion is occurring as time progresses, adding to the flux of Everest’s height.)
But as people continue to adapt their languages to their rapidly changing social circumstances, there are always detractors and purists to argue against the creation and/or overuse of new words. Take for example Bill Rabe, former Lake Superior State University Public Relations Director, who gathered with friends on New Year’s Eve and created the “word banishment” list in 1975. The list has been going since, with new words worthy of scorn being black listed every year. The 2010 LSSU list includes words like “sexting,” the act of sending sexually-related material to someone via text messaging, and “chillax,” a portmanteau of the words “chill” and “relax.”
“Any dangerous new trend that also happens to have a clever mash-up of words, involves teens, and gets television talk show hosts interested must be banished,” said contributor Ishmael Daro of the banished word “sexting.”
Even humor magazine Cracked gets into the act with its 2009 15 words you won’t believe they added to the dictionary. “The Oxford English Dictionary is constantly updating, adding new words to reflect the vibrant changes in language and culture,” says Cracked writer Darach McGarrigle. “Of course, that also means that as said culture spirals toward a frightening and retarded oblivion, the good people at Oxford have to be there to chronicle it.”
But are newly-created words worthy of such scorn? Does “malamanteau” have a practical, modern usage in any evolving language? While writers, editors, and teachers all must deal with a morphing language in the scope of their jobs, all must realize that language is an extension of humanity and the phenomena associated with it. As political and social situations change, so too does the language used to describe those changing situations. If a “fake” word, adapted to describe a new social situation, has a practical use, then is it really fake?