Tell people you had macropenis and that you had to have a surgical reduction, since it was just too big.
Getting circumcised. What else can I say was done at work as an excuse?EDIT: Wow thanks for all the replies!TLDR: whats a fairly minor procedure with a ~2 week recovery time that I can say I had done instead of a circumcision?  Im a 34 year old male and I have to get circumcised for medical reasons (phimosis and frenuloplasty that didnt work)I have a physical job as a Paramedic, so will be on alternate duties in the office for a couple weeks. Ive done so before with a busted ankle.However Ill be working around people who are medically trained to various levels, and theres always ice breaker conversations about how you ended up in alternate duties. Well Id rather not tell Carol from accounts about my dong, so is there another procedure I could say I had done that isnt as embarrassing?I could say its none of your business or similar, but that might make things awkward and probably make it obvious its dick related.Im thinking of saying an inguinal hernia repair? Seems like a similar recovery time, a bit tender below the belt kinda thing??Any other ideas?Thanks docs!