ヤマハ初の女性開発チーフの「バイク愛」 車好きが原点、二輪開発に取り組む  PCが20時帰宅とかマジ？

Yamaha's first female development team's "Bike Love." Vehicle love as a starting point, the PC grappling with two wheeled development returns home at 8:00pm, is that serious?


デレステがますます初心者に優しい神音ゲーと化したので今すぐ始めましょう

Deresute has become more and more a easier Shiin game for beginners so let’s start now.


リップルがアルトコイン初となる時価総額1000億ドル超え  まだまだ上がるで！明日は150万買い増しするで！   日足のストキャスRSI見たら吐きそうになるけど我慢や！買えば助かるで！

A first for Altcoin, Ripple's aggregate market value goes above 100 billion dollars. It's going to increase even more! Tomorrow I'm going to buy 1,500,000! When I look at the daily price of the Stochastic RSI, I feel like throwing up, but I have to be patient! You'll be saved if you buy!


初期とdos以来だけどわしは買うぞい。楽しみなんじゃ！


Even the earliest one had different points that were better.


初デートで泥酔、ウォーホル絵画にワインぶちまけ逮捕 米テキサス  酒に酔って賠償一億超えかよ

Dead drunk on my first date.  Lots of wine on Warhol paintings.  Texas, USA.  The prize for drunkenness is over 100 million.


ＭＲＪで初のキャンセル確定、米イースタン航空の40機＝三菱航空機

Mitsubishi Regional Jet first cancellation has been decided, Eastern Air Lines of the United States cancels 40 planes.


「ニコニコチャンネル」に初のアニメ見放題チャンネル「dアニメストア ニコニコ支店」を開設  プレミアム会員でも別途月額料金がかかるうえに本家dアニとも別契約扱いかよ  ビビるわ

The first "niconico channel" unlimited viewing anime channel "d anime store niconico branch" is being established. In addition to having a monthly fee even for premium members, there is also a separate contract with Honka d Ani. I can't believe it.


パリ初のヌーディストレストラン開店


こんな判決出てたの知らんかった


「別府行くより、草津行こうぜ」別府が風評被害にさらされるライバル草津を応援する新聞広告を掲載

"Going to Kusatsu than going to Beppu" Posting newspaper advertisements supporting Beppu victims of rival Kusatsu.


別の民泊施設のスーツケースから人の頭部

A person's head was found in a separate private facility.


利用されてることにも気がつかないほどのアホなんやなー

He's so stupid that he doesn't realize he's being used.


ランニングアプリ利用の軍人のジョギングルートから、米軍秘密基地の極秘所在地が判明してしまう事案発生  岡三マンはフォロワー10マン人くらいいるしセーフ

The case where the secret location of US military bases was revealed through the jogging routes of soldiers using running apps  Okasan man is safe because he has 100,000 followers


ランニングアプリ利用の軍人のジョギングルートから、米軍秘密基地の極秘所在地が判明してしまう事案発生  岡三マンが米軍のスパイなのかと思ったナリ

Concern appears over the locations of secret US military bases being revealed through the jogging routes of military personnel using running apps  I was thinking okasanman was a spy of the US military


ネットサポーター制度開始

Supporters on the internet begin to use the service.


制服ろり  なぜか二つサブミできてた


モリモリ削る仕様はやめて

Also they should stop adding parts where the basis of the elemental attribute system is passed through and broken.


この前600円超えてて流石に買えなかった

Previously it surpassed 600 yen, so of course I couldn't buy them.


マミさん  ゆうくんの前ではビッチにもなっちゃうの、

It will be a bitch in front of Mami Yukun


前世の記憶によれば改善は毎週提出とか部署同士で競い合わせるとか空気悪かった

In a previous life I remember a bad work atmosphere due to things like weekly improvement reports and departmental battles.


前原誠司「共産党には魂売れぬ」小池晃「買う気は全くございません」  こういう騒動になるまで前原を　『重鎮』　扱いしてた民進党（残留組）はやはり人を見る目がなかったのだと思うよ   割れるべくして割れて、ようやく　『党をむしばんでいた元凶』　の正体にみんな気が付いた

Seiji Maehara 'Don't sell your soul to the Communist Party' Akira Koike  'I have no wish to purchase it'.  Until this spirited exchange, I think that the Democratic Progressive Party, who had treated Maehara as a leader, had not really been looking at the common people.  Once this broke out, everyone realised who was eating into the party.


前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  前原xバノン！！

Maehara Seiji "Last night I dined with Stephen K. Bannon, who is visiting Japan. I was deeply impressed how stoic he is, not drinking or playing golf for the sake of work, and also at his wonderful eloquence. Thank you very much for the meaningful time." Maehara x Bannon


前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  のけもの同士魅かれあったんだねわかるよ

Seiji Maehara said " Last night, I joined a dinner with Mr. Steve Bannon who came to Japan. I was impressed by his not wanting to drink or play golf while on work business. Thank you for that meaningful moment." It was very fascinating.


前原誠司さん「昨夜、来日中のスティーブン・バノン氏との夕食会に参加しました。仕事のためにお酒も飲まなければ、ゴルフもしないというストイックさと、雄弁さに感銘を受けました。有意義なひと時をありがとうございました。」  わー私なんかめっちゃストイックじゃん悟り開いて良いレベル

Mr. Seiji Maehara: "Last night, I went to dinner party with Steven Bannon. I was deeply impressed with his eloquence  and his stoicism that came with not having to drink or golf for work. Thank you for the worthwhile time." Whaaaat, I'm so stoic that I'm enlightened.


だいぶ前から垢はあるのに認証せずにブロック行為してる公式垢だったしね

They've had an account for a while now but it was an official account that wasn't verified and kept blocking users.


お前なんて室内でコート着とるやんけ 俺がベージュのマウンテンパーカー室内で着てたらクスクス笑っとったクセに オマエは仲良し組居なくなったら着とるやないかい なぁ、ベージュさん  8:15 早過ぎて誰もいない  8:20 悪くはないが電車一本分の余裕を持つべき  8:25 遅刻ではないが電車が遅れたら遅刻  8:17〜8:18に着けば良いんだな

Why are you wearing your coat inside? If I wore a beige mountain parka inside you'd be snickering at me. If you didn't have a clique of friends you probably wouldn't wear it, right Beige? 8:15 Too early, nobody there 8:20 Not bad, can get enough space for yourself on the train 8:25 Won't be late, but if the train is delayed will be late 8:17~8:18 Good time to arrive


前川前次官を授業で招いた中学校に文科省が授業内容などの提出を要求していた メールでは、前川氏が天下り問題で辞任したことや、出会い系バーの店を利用していたと指摘したうえで、「道徳教育が行われる学校にこうした背景のある氏をどのような判断で授業を依頼したのか」  白票水増し改竄事件でもう不正選挙があるのも発覚してるんだよなあ

In an email from the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology requesting details from a junior high school about the proposed contents of a lecture that it had invited former undersecretary Mr. Maikawa to give, on top of pointing out how Mr. Maikawa resigned due to his dictatorial style of working, as well as his visits to dating bars, "we wonder what kind of judgement was relied upon when enlisting a person with such a background for the lecture."  I even discovered there already  exists fraudulent elections such as the Hakuhyomizumashi incident


前川氏が安倍首相に「逃げきれるなら民主主義疑う」

Mr. Maegawa to Prime Minister Abe: "To run away is to doubt democracy."


前川氏が安倍首相に「逃げきれるなら民主主義疑う」  もう逃げきってまっせ      遺憾ながら全っ然ダメージ与えられなかったな

Maekawa to Prime Minister Abe "If you're able to escape, I will doubt democracy"  He's already escaped, and I'm sorry to say that he wasn't given any damage at all


前川氏：「役人は辞めれば何でも言える」 佐川氏に助言  暴露本でも出せばバカ売れ間違い無し  本件に関わらず一切合切吐き出して全部めちゃくちゃにしてほしい

Advice from Maekawa: You can say anything if the officials quit. Even if you publish it in an expose, it can't be mistaken for idiocy. Regardless, I'd like the whole thing to be spilled out.


前川氏：「役人は辞めれば何でも言える」 佐川氏に助言  菅「在職中に言えや」

Mr. Maekawa: "Government officials can say whatever they want once they quit"  Suga advises to Mr. Sagawa "Say it loud while you're on post."


前年下回り２年ぶり大台４０％割れ

Lower than the year before, ratings slip below the 40% mark for the first time in 2 years.


前年同時期の赤字94億円から大幅に悪化

It has become worse than the 9.4 billion yen deficit of the same time last year.


お前らってこんな後輩が好きなの？


前文部科学事務次官・前川喜平が「道徳」教科化に警鐘──「国体思想的な考え方は子供たちを“分断”させかねない」  道徳を教科化して強化しようとしるのか

Former Secretary of the Ministry of Education, Science and Administration, Kihei Maekawa, warns of "morality" curriculum  "A nationalist political ideological way of thinking is likely to 'divide' children"  Are you trying to strengthen morality by turning it into a curriculum?


この前オススメしてくれたつばき、時跳び読んだよ

I read "Tsubaki, Tokitobi" which was recommended to me.


前橋女子高生重体の８５歳容疑者、女性と交流で運転に固執か

85 year old suspect for female Maebashi high school student in critical condition, was adamant about driving in order to meet with woman.


お前ら毎年(VR)元年言ってるだろうが


お前らが民進が悪い民進が悪い喚いてるだけで自民党もネトウヨもそんなことは言ってない

All of you keep moaning 'DPP are bad, DPP are bad', but you never say that about the Liberal Democrats or the 'netouyo' right wing bloggers.


あきらめる前に知っておくべきこと

Things you should know before you give up.


おやすみ前落書き  ＜○＞　　＜○＞


I scribbled something before I want to bed.


ずいぶん前にみんなでボイスチャットをしようって言ったのを諦めては無いんだ。  あ、こ、こ、ちわ…  あ…  あ…

A while ago there was talk about everybody voice chatting together, and I haven't given up on that. Ah, he, hell, o... ah... ah...


ずいぶん前にみんなでボイスチャットをしようって言ったのを諦めては無いんだ。  匿名ならいいな   ちんこ音頭踊るわ

I told you a long time ago that I wanted to voice chat with everyone. I am not giving up on that. It would be good to use a fake name. I will dance to Chinco Ondo.


お前が調理する時給ぶんだけで150円越えるだろ…

Just considering your hourly wage making the food it would surpass 150 yen you know...


バイカー「前のほう走ってた奴が落車した……バイク助けたろ！」

Hiker says, "That guy up ahead fell off his bike...at least his bike was saved!"


I'm just going to go with the flow and get somewhere in the front.


るろうに剣心作者、児童ポルノ所持で逮捕  許した

Rurouni Kenshin author, arrested for possession of child pornography  Forgiven


るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  児ポの販売元が摘発されて(?)、購入履歴から辿ったらって感じなのかな   3次ロリダメ。ゼッタイ。

Charges filed against "Rurouni Kenshin" author  Charged with possession of videos of underage girls: Society: Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE)  Child porn distributors have been uncovered(?), I feel like they're going to follow the purchase history, I guess.  Tertiary lolita is prohibited. Absolutely.


るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  いくつかのスマホアプリとコラボってたろどうすんだるろ剣

\\nItinerant swordsman sent documents. Possible suspect at girl's video parlour.    \\nSociety: Yomiuri Shinbun （YOMIURI ONLINE）A lazy sword collaborating with some smartphone apps.  \\n


るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  女神様の作者は超歳下と結婚するしイメージ通りだなこの業界人

Rurouni Kenshin author charged... Suspicion of possession of child pornography: Society: YOMIURI ONLINE. The author Oh My Goddess! married someone way younger, so this fits the image of someone in this industry.


るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  あららー   純情な感情でもダメ！

The author of Rurouni Kenshin pressed charges... Suspected of possession of child pornography videos : Company : Yomirui Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) Oh no~ even with a love for him, that's still not okay!


るろうに剣心作者を書類送検…女児動画所持容疑 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  蝶サイコー！（ｼｺｼｺｼｺ

Charges involving Rurouni Kenshin author... Suspicion of possessing videos of young girls: Society: YOMIURI ONLINE  Super amazing! (fap fap fap)


「るろうに剣心」アニメも放送休止 テレ朝ｃｈ１ 実写版映画に続き  ゴブリンバット！！(意味深

Anime series "Rurouni Kenshin" also pausing broadcast  TV Asa channel 1 Continuation of the live action film  Goblin Butt!! (profound meaning


副大臣「何人死んだ」米軍事故

Former cabinet minister "Several people are dead".


割とがっつりイってますな


ガラケーでも割りとよくある

It happens pretty frequently with flip phones too.


アベノミクス、９割弱が「評価」


アベノミクス、９割弱が「評価」 投資喚起の規制緩和期待 主要企業アンケート。「アベノミクスの推進で日本経済は活力を取り戻しつつある」（電機）  渋った割に話が眉唾すぎる

Abenomics, nearly 90% "estimate" that expectation of deregulation will spark investment, according to survey of major businesses. "The Japanese economy is regaining vitality by implementing Abenomics" (Technology)  This story is sparse and too misleading


いや創価2世だから母親に言われたか??

Nah, he's a second generation Soka Gakkai, so was he told by his mother?


創価学会についてのCIA文書(1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS"  人間革命 頭がパァーン

CIA document about Soka Gakkai (1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS" Human Revolution  My mind is blown


創価学会についてのCIA文書(1963/8/2) "BUDDIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS"  たじゃなくてだいさくって読むのはじめて知ったわ  ダブル驚きですね

CIA documents concerning Soka Gakkai (8/2/1963) "BUDDHIST MILITANTS IN JAPANESE POLITICS" I didn't know you read it as Daisaku, not "ta". It's a double surprise.


創価学会施設で少年が警備員を切りつけ

Boys slash security guards at a Soka Gakkai facility.


創価学会施設で少年が警備員を切りつけ

Youth male slashed a security guard at Soka Gakkai's facility.


剽窃チェックソフトを使った調査で、シェイクスピアの作品に20件以上の台詞・文節のコピペがあったことが判明。元ネタは1576年に書かれたジョージ・ノースの原稿  コピペより元ネタ探しの手段としての剽窃判定ソフトの可能性、   にむしろ記事の重点があるように読めるので投稿タイトルが   若干ミスリーディング。    ただ、シェイクスピア本人の作品を含め伝統的に「文学」では   「刊行された」作品の版に対する関心が高い傾向がある気がする   （反比例して未刊行、手稿等のヴァリアントには関心が低い）のは   事実だと思う。

In a survey employing plagiarism checking software, it has come to light that over 20 of Shakespeare's works use lines and phrases copied from other work. The phrases originate from a 1576 unpublished manuscript by George North. The title is somewhat misleading, as the main thrust of the article could be read to imply that the software could be used to find potential sources for use when plagiarizing. That being said, I do think it is true that there has traditionally been, in literature, the works of Shakespeare included, a strong interest in published works (and less interest in unpublished works or manuscripts).


劇場版「仮面ライダーアマゾンズ」が5月19日公開へ Twitterアカウントの凍結恐れず告知する鷹山仁にほれそう  3気がないと思ったら映画か

The movie version of "Kamen Rider Amazons" will be released. Jin Takayama announced this on twitter without fear of having his account suspended. I think I'm in love! Just when I thought there wasn't any interest, a movie get released...


パンツに力を振った作画からパンツに最適化された作画へ

From drawings that are focused on underwear to those matching to the underwear.


このチーム力が相手なら勝てるだろ→回避回避回避クリティカル

If the opposing team has this much power I can win→ Abort abort abort critical.


ウコンの力飲んでるおっさんは安泰だね

An old man taking a lot of turmeric can rest easy, huh?


これに加えてドリル、下村、甘利、準強姦、スパコンもある

In addition there is the drill, Shimomura, Amari, incapacitated rape, and the supercomputer.


加害者の視点で見るのは被害者に対する人権侵害

Viewing things from the stance of the assailant are a human rights violations towards the victim.


加藤智大死刑囚 描いた絵  はい人生の卒業文集

Image of Tomohiro Kato on death row. Here ya go, a collection of essays on graduating from this life.


加計問題にツッコミなし 今治市“第三者機関”はまるで茶番  自民王国みかん土人やしな。しゃーない      わしもみかん土人やけど

No digging into the addiction problem. Imabari City's "Third Party Organization" is almost like a kingdom of aboriginals. I'm a mandarin orange aboriginal myself.


【スクープ】加計問題でも「公文書改ざん」疑惑が浮上｜政治｜ニュース｜日刊ゲンダイDIGITAL  森友よりこっちゃの方が額面もデカいし特区じゃの何じゃのが絡んでるからな      やってないと言われてハイそうですかとは聞けんわな

[Scoop] Allegations surface of "official document falsification" even in Kake Scandal | Politics | News | Nikkan Gendai DIGITAL


加計学園問題でも公文書書き換え疑惑（文春オンライン）

Suspicion that documents were also falsified in relation to the Kakei Gakuen Problem (Bunshun Online).


加計学園岡山理大問題、レイﾊﾟーデマ口問題等々、疑惑はたくさんある。追及の手を緩めなければまだ下がるでしょ。

If these investigations don't slow down it will probably drop even further.


加計学園・岡山理科大学の獣医学部認可は結局何が問題なのか、その本質を考えてみた  人より家畜が多い状態にすれば大丈夫  一次産業全振りで

Kake Gakuen・I thought a bit about the problem with Okayama University of Science's department of Veterinary Medicine Approval  If there is more livestock than people, it's okay  The primary industry is in full swing


『加計学園は認可しなさい』


加計献金疑惑の下村博文氏

Hakubun Shimomura is under suspicion for inappropriate donations.


加計はストップしてないから開学したら余裕でボロ儲けじゃないのか？

What percentage of tax loss can he justify?\\nFund increasing hasn’t stopped so if you open the school, money would be made wouldn’t it?


ワタミという労働ダンピングで暴利むさぼる奴を党内に置いてるからだ

Small wonder, given that the party has installed the likes of Watami, who wants to squeeze profits by getting people to work excess hours for free.


労働ってイタリア語でtravaglioって言うんですけど、  トラヴァッリョ！ちい覚えた！

Labour is travaglio in Italian. Travaglio!  I remembered the social status!


The result is that in an area of 10 square kilometers PM2.5 has been reduced by 15%.


どっちにちんちん勃てればいいんですかね（歓喜


あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。

\\nI went to an English language study group and couldn't understand a thing.


あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。  英語(eigo)、という言葉は、「英国」の人がしゃべる言語、なので英語、と言われます。  英国とはイギリス(England)のことです   なぜイギリスを英国と書くようになったのか、というと、   オランダ語の由来です。  オランダ語ではイギリスを「Ingle」と呼び、日本人にはそれが「エゲレス」と聞こえました。   その「エ」の音を漢字の「英（ei）」にあてたんです。  これがEnglishが「英語」と呼ばれるようになった成り立ちです。

When I went to my partner's study group, there was an English session and honestly I had no idea what they were talking about.  The word English(eigo) is a language that people in [英国] speak, therefore it is called English.  英国 refers to England (England).  If we prompt the question as to why England came to be called 英国, it goes back to the Dutch language.  They called England 「Ingle」in Dutch, and Japanese people heard "Egeresu".  They matched that "E" sound with the Kanji character 「英（ei）」.  This is why English came to be called 「英語」.


あいてーの勉強会行ったら、英語のセッションがあって正直さっぱりわからなかった。  途中で、  登壇者 （ジェスチャーしながら）「ゆっくりしゃべったほうがいい？」  ぼく「（同じジェスチャーをしてむっちゃうなく）」  →登壇者に気づいてもらえて、OK,もう少しゆっくりしゃべるよ！って言ってくれたんだけど、5分後には元の速さに戻ってた

I went to an I.T. study group and there was an English session, and frankly I didn't understand anything. Midway, the presenter (while gesturing): "Should I speak slowly?"  Me: "(Doing the same gestures towards him)" → I got the present to understand and he said, "OK, I'll speak a little slower!" but after 5 minutes he was back to the same speed.


動きぃ始めたぁ〜 汽車の〜窓辺を〜 流れてゆぅく 景色だけをぉ じっと見ていたぁ〜  ヒェッ…

It started moving. I just kept staring out the window at the scenery slowly passing by the train. Heh...


{´┴｀}＜みんあ・・・ただいま！{´ウ｀}ノ 動物園のシカ、４カ月の逃亡生活 足取りと追跡の軌跡  シカたのない奴だな…

{´┴｀} < Hey everyone... I'm back! {´ウ｀}ノ A deer in the zoo.  A fugitive for 4 months.  My foot prints give me away if I walk.  Oh, deer.


【動画】インテルのARメガネが、サンコーレアモノショップの盗撮メガネカメラと同レベルまで小型化

【Video】 Intel's AR glasses are downsized to the same size as the SankoRareMonoShop's eyeglass camera.


【動画】インテルのARメガネが、サンコーレアモノショップの盗撮メガネカメラと同レベルまで小型化  有益ならば速攻で広まるよ   眼球系は基地外みたいな技術多い。眼科の医療機器に一端が見られる

(VIDEO) Intel's AR glasses as minimised in size as a voyeur glasses in Thanko Rare Item Shop. It will be widespread soon if it is profitable. We see so many fucking  too advanced techs when it comes to optical field. Among which are medical devices used in ophthalmology.


動画共有サイトが中国で大人気！ 退屈な現実世界からの逃避手段に  ポエムのみせあいっこできるね

Video sharing sites are very popular in China! You can make just a poem as a means of escaping the boring real world.


【動画あり】前川氏の講演に圧力をかけた「安倍の愛弟子」池田議員、日本青年会議所(JC)会頭時代に作った「歴史修正アニメ」を文科省に採用させていた  俺が会社(日本)を救うと意気込み、実際は現場を振り回し、絶望と疲弊を蔓延させる典型的な世襲バカ社長タイプとみた

【Watch Video】Mr. Maegawa applies pressure in his speech. Abe's favorite pupil and member of the diet, Ikeda, who made the "historical revision anime" during his time as the head of the Junior Chamber International Japan has been appointed to the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology. I'm enthusiastic about saving Japanese companies, and in reality I'm abusing my power here and spreading despair and fatigue. I'm a typical idiot company president that got that way by heritage.


動画みてないけど可哀そう

I haven't watched the video but I feel bad for her.


【動画】ネクタイを完璧に結ぶ笑えるほど簡単な方法が公開される

[Video] Method revealed for perfectly putting on a necktie that is so easy it will make you laugh.


【動画】クリスマスの巨大ヤギ、今年の運命は？

[Movie] Huge goat at Christmas, what is the fate of this year?


ジヒドロテストステロンってやつはエロ動画などで最適興奮を得ても分泌されるらしい

It seems like with Dihydrotestosterone even if you become aroused by erotic manga or something you'll secrete fluid.


【動画】有明海で密漁の７０代夫婦、大型エンジンを積んで爆速で逃走。動画50秒からのターンがすごい  瀬戸内の親戚のとこでも爆音密漁船見たよ  外国人とは限らないんだよねこれが  漁師ってたちが悪い

'Video"  \\nA couple in their 70s illegally fishing in the Ariake Sea.  They escape at high speed with their powerful engine.  There is an amazing explosive sound from the poachers' boat 50 seconds into the video. This takes place in an area of the Seto Sea that my relatives come from.  Its not just foreigners that think this fishing is bad.


【動画】有明海で密漁の７０代夫婦、大型エンジンを積んで爆速で逃走。動画50秒からのターンがすごい  船のサイズに対して船外機デカすぎｗ

[Video]  A couple in their 70s illegally fishing in the Ariake Sea. They had a large engine and escaped at high speed with a roar.  You can see the massive outboard motor at the 50 seconds mark.  It is too big for the boat.\\n


“いじめ動画”ネットに流出 学校が会見 新  実は二人は許嫁でもう結婚まで決まってるんだ

"Bullying videos" spill out onto the internet  New school interview  Actually, those two are engaged and they're already deciding on their marriage


【動画】トラックが海に転落…偶然、近くにいた船が支える  すごい判断力

Video: truck falls into ocean. By chance, a nearby ship props it up. That was amazing reaction time.


【動画】爆発音がして住宅が倒壊、ガス爆発か。周辺19件に被害。30人が避難。  屁に引火したかな

[Video] There was a sound of an explosion and a residence collapsed. Was it a gas explosion? There have been victims of 19 such incidents in the area. 30 people are taking refuge. I wonder if farts are flammable.


【動画】猛毒グモでいっぱいの袋を切ってみた

Video: Cutting open a bag full of lethal, venomous spiders.


動画見てないけど余程死体で遊んだんかな

I've never watched his videos but I guess he played around with the bodies so much?


おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  動画見てないけど揉んでも顔晒されないの？

Hey hey hey hey hey, what do you mean "Free boobies"? Isn't it a female high school student? I didn't watch the video, but even if you feel them is the face not revealed?


動画見てるだけで肝が冷える…

Just watching the video makes me shiver...


動画見たけどガッツリＫＯＨＨがクンニしてて草

I saw the movie, but KOHH keep eating out with all your heart lol


ニコニコ動画、ログインなしで視聴可能に  オワコン

It is out of style to watch Niconico Douga without logging in.


ニコニコ動画、ログインなしで視聴可能に

See delightful videos without logging in.


サムネこんなんだけど 動画にはなかった 騙された あなたを恐怖に陥れる世界最悪のジェットコースターTOP10  あぁ　これが過大広告ってやつか　なんかすごい騙された感  動画内容は悪くないだけになんだかなぁって思う

Here are the thumbnails, but it wasn't in the video, I was tricked. The top 10 worst roller coasters in the world that will send you into a state of fear. Ah. This might be a case of false advertisement. I feel like I was completely tricked. The contents of the video weren't bat, but still.


どんぶり勘定ですらないな


「けもフレ」とのアンケートに勝利して完成したお弁当をご覧ください

Please take a look at the bento box that won on a survey over "Beast Friends."


あほくさ、勝手に止めたらええやんそんなもん

Stupid, you can just stop that sort of thing.


勝ち組優遇政策のつけ追及を

Policies give preferential treatment to encouraging winning teams.


ノリと勢いで買ってしまった

I got excited and ended up buying it because 蒸血 Ojisan is a good character, and the standby noise is pretty cool, oh well.


勤務時間中に弁当を買いに行きまくってた神戸市職員、抜け出した際にトラックにはねられてバレる  そらあかんわ 休憩時間入ってから買いに行くならええけど 5分前とかでもアウトやからな 職務専念義務違反や

Kobe City Business Worker who went to buy a box lunch during office hours was hit by a truck when they slipped out. That's bad. If you go out to buy after entering a break time, even if you go out to buy something for just 5 minutes ago you will be violating your duty to concentrate on your work.


勤務校の男子生徒にスマートフォンのアプリで「抱きしめて」などとメッセージを送り、遊園地の観覧車内でキスするなどした区立中の女性教諭を懲戒免職処分

Male student sends messages saying "embrace me" and such while at school, public middle school teacher who did things such as kiss while on the Ferris wheel at the amusement park fired for disciplinary reasons.


ガチャピン勤続45年目の非情リストラ ポンキッキーズ3月終了  ムックの副垢ホイホイスレ

After 45 years of Gachpin's continuous service, Ponkikkizu will end in March after a heartless corporate restructure. Mukku's alternate account hoisting thread.


バナナあげようか？包容力溢れる「ゴリラ系女子」の特徴4つ


ツンデレよりも包容されたい ラノベに詰まる男子の願望「その世界観のなかに鋭い批評性と現代性を持つ物語も多い」「先入観を持たずに読んでみてほしい」  俺TUEEEE、大金持ち、ハーレム願望、まさに呑む打つ買うこそ男子の願望だという

I want to be understood more than a tsundere. The wish of men getting into light novels, "There are lots of stories about strong criticism and modern days too." "I wish people would read them without prejudice. I can say that I have the wish of men, right because I buy light novels of TUEEEE, very rich people, harem, and drinking, gambling, prostitutes.


マンネリ化するオナニー……


チンコ化とかいうジャンル


America that's turning into Japan, and Japan that's turning into America.


The real world is becoming like the internet.


北から南で50℃と差があるのな

There is a 50℃ difference from north to south.


北の子ども２０万人栄養失調「６万人死の恐れ」  支援したところで下まで届かんのやからどーしょーもないわな

'200,000 northern children malnourished.  Concern over 60,000 deaths'.  With some support they won't hit rock bottom.


北日本や北陸の山沿いで大雪 交通への影響に警戒を  三年分くらい降ったきがする

warning to all traffic; heavy snow fall in northern Japan and in the mountains in Hokuriku. I feel like I have been falling for about 3 years.


北朝鮮のスーパーに並ぶ日本製品… 経済制裁が「骨抜き」の実態  去年爆買いされてたじゃん

Japanese products lined up in a North Korean supermarket... In reality, economic sanctions are "boneless"  There was a shopping spree last year, huh?


北朝鮮によってアメリカが侵略された世界を描いたFPS『HOMEFRONT』Humble BundleにてPC版が無料配布中  この間も配ってなかったっけ   と思ったらあれはWorld in Conflictだった   これも貰っとこう貰っとこう

The first person shooter “Homefront”’s PC version (Humble Bundle), which depicts a United States under attack by North Korea, is currently being distributed for free.  I thought it wasn’t being distributed but I was thinking of World in Conflict. I will get it. I will get it.


「北朝鮮と国交断絶」を呼びかけた河野太郎外相の「安倍の犬」化が止まらない！

Foreign Minister Taro Kono, who called for cessation of negotiations with North Korea, continues to transform into the lapdog of Abe!


アメリカ「北朝鮮よ、天気の話でもいいから無条件で話し合おうよ」


北朝鮮と戦争「ソウルと東京で210万人死者」―対立煽る安倍政権の無責任、現実的選択が必要  日朝米どこ見てもトップがやべぇとか悪夢よな

War with North Kore '2.1 million deaths in Seoul and Tokyo'.  We need genuine policy in the face of the Abe regime irresponsibly provoking conflict.  The leadership, whether in Korea, the US or Japan, has been a total shambles.


北朝鮮、ニコニコなどへサイバー攻撃繰り返す。「ヤマダウェブコム」「カドカワストア」といったECサイト、「はちま起稿」「オレ的ゲーム速報＠刃」といったまとめサイト、さらに総務省や国土交通省といった国家機関にも狙いをつけ、「サイバー攻撃する！」「落とした！」との投稿を繰り返した

They are aiming for the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications and the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism along with the following websites: Yamada Webcom, Kadokawa Store, Hachima Postings, and Personal Games Express News.


ネトウヨ「北朝鮮の選手はチョン！」

The internet left wing cries ""North Korean players are idiots!""


北朝鮮選手、日本選手を転ばせようとする

North Korean athletes tried to trip Japanese athletes.


北朝鮮選手、日本選手を転ばせようとする

"North Korean athletes try to trip Japanese athletes.


北海道庁内定辞退者が6割、人手不足が原因？

6 Hokkaido officials unofficially withdraw, is the labor shortage to blame?


北海道や東北は広く、本州は内陸部を中心に所々で氷点下の気温

Widespread areas in Hokkaido and Tohoku will drop below freezing, as will various inland areas in Honshu.


北海道で氷点下28.6度


北海道留萌港の灯台が倒壊  　↑   土台

The Rumoi Harbour lighthouse in Hokkaido has completely collapsed.↑   The foundation.


北海道留萌港の灯台が倒壊  灯台が倒壊  残ったのは土台  伝えるアナは出身・東大

The lighthouse in Rumoi Port, Hokkaido collapsed.  The only thing left is the foundation.  The reporter, Ana, graduated from Tokyo University.


北海道の真ん中あたりに移住したい  LLL村移住けいかく

I want to move somewhere around the middle of Hokkaido   A moving plan for an LLL village


ビートたけしさん オフィス北野に多額の資金残す 「これで俺がいなくてもやっていけるよね」  タカがミヤネ屋で話してたのによるのタカとかが独立をたけしに進言したみたいね。  んでたけしは新しい事務所に軍団を招いていたけど後輩たちがそれを断ったとか

Beat Takeshi, leaves large amount of money to Office Kitano "With this even if I'm gone they can go on". Like Taka had talked about on Moyaneya, it seems like Takeshi received advice about Taka or others becoming independent. So Takeshi invited the group to a new office, but it seems like the younger members declined.


北陸中心に大雪 ８日にかけて雪が降り続く見込み / 午前５時の積雪は、石川県白山市河内で１メートル４９センチ、新潟県長岡市で１メートル２２センチ、福井市で９７センチ、富山市で６６センチ、金沢市で６５センチなどとなっています。  こんなにふだんはふらない

Center of Hokuriku region is forecasted to experience a snow storm on the 8th. At 5am the snow accumulation reads 1m 49cm in Ishikawa prefecture, shirayama, 1m 22cm in Niigata prefecture, Nagaoka, 97cm in Fukui, 65cm in Kanazawa. It usually does not snow this much.


北陸など日本海側 13日にかけて再び大雪のおそれ  北陸じゃないけど今朝起きたら世界が真っ白だった   ウィンドウズの天気予報はいつも悲観的に出るので信じてなかったんだけど   今日は予報通り雪降っててちょっと見直した   そして真っ先に水道チェック

The west coast has concerns about large snowfalls once again on the 13th  I'm not in the west coast but when I woke up the world was white  Windows' weather report always seems pessimistic so I didn't believe it but  today it snowed just like the report had said, and I got a better opinion of Windows  and the first thing I check is my water service


医師の9割が「一般人がネットで正しい情報を得るのは、容易ではない」  古いやつなら中古で安い！（ただし情報も古い）

9 out of 10 doctors say "It is not easy for laypeople to find correct information on the net". If it's old you can get a used one for cheap! (But the information will also be old)


医師の9割が「一般人がネットで正しい情報を得るのは、容易ではない」  新し目の書籍数冊とネット情報で定説はある程度分かるんじゃないか  それが未来永劫正しいかどうかはまた別だが  診断に関しては自己診断よりは多少ヤブでも医者のが確度高いだろうな

90% of doctors say, “it is not easy for normal people to get accurate information on the internet.” Don’t you know that one can only make so much of an established theory if there is only a certain amount of books and internet information? I don’t know if that is true forever but a doctor has a higher probability of being correct even if he is somewhat of a quack.


The good and bad points of anonymous communities.


The pros and cons of anonymous communities.


千葉県の河川敷に牡蠣殻が１００トンも不法投棄され地元の住民が激おこ

Locals are furious about 100 tonnes of oyster shells that were illegally dumped at a flood plain in Chiba Prefecture.


午前休取って寝坊した。。。一日休暇やな、これ。。。  これは仕方ない

I took a rest this morning and overslept... Just one day off, this... it can't be helped


半井まであっちに堕ちてたのか


This is an evenly shared political system.


半年で14回保護された認知症の母、外出を止めた息子の暴行で死亡  子が親を殺し子が親を殺す（老々介護）

Mother who was taken into custody 14 times in a half year due to dementia, died from assault by son who wouldn't let her leave the house. A child killing a parent, a child killing a parent. (The elderly caring for the elderly.)


半チャンラーメンが静かに衰退している理由

The reason that Han Chan Ramen is quietly going away.


My graduation thesis is still just a cover only.


はじめは協会側の記者出して擁護させまくってたのにな

At first they put out a reporter on the side of the association and made him defend them.


サブロク協定より時間余ってると思う

I think there's more extra time than with Article 36 of the Labor Standards Act.


南九州の火山とカルデラが熱い！

Those souther Kyūshū volcanoes and calderas are hot!


「ここは南側ですか？」脱北の北朝鮮兵士が意識戻る  脱北した先が韓国でよかった。もしも日本だったら…

'Is this the south side'  A  North Korean soldier fleeing  from the North changes his mind. Before fleeing, South Korea was great.  Now if it was Japan...


南半球の豪シドニー、気温47.3度を記録

Southern hemisphere's Sydney, Australia records record temperature of 47.3 degrees Celsius.


南海トラフ地震で臨時情報が出ても 企業は「操業停止は困難」  銭は命より重いという

Even when emergency information is sent out in a Nankai Trough earthquake, companies claim "stopping operations would be difficult." Apparently money is more important than lives.


単線で，二両編成の新幹線登場なんて胸アツ．

Thinking about a single track two car Shinkansen makes my heart race.


単身２０歳代で将来に備えた貯蓄なしが６割という数字は、結婚して世帯をもつことが困難だと暗示している。それはとりもなおさず、将来のさらなる人口減を物語っている。 驚き！新年早々からショッキングな情報！  独身ですけど40際までに4000万ためてリタイアするのが夢です  もちろん結婚はしません

The figure stating that 60% of bachelors in their 20s do not have enough savings for the future implies that they'll struggle to raise a family if they get married. That is to say, we will see even greater population decline. Unbelievable! The year has just begun, and we have a shocking piece of news! I'm a bachelor, but my dream is to save up 40M JPY by age 40 and retire. Naturally, I have no plans to marry.


博多金塊事件「警官から捜査情報」 主犯格の男供述 漏えい疑惑 愛知県警LINEも押収  それより広島中央署の8572万円ほんきだせよ

Hakata gold bar incident "Policeman leaks information about the investigation" suspicion of leaking of the affidavit of male main suspect. Aichi police to investigate LINE too. Investigate the 85 720 000 yen of Hiroshima chuo instead


博多長崎間運行減らすのに新幹線通したがるの？

With the Hakata Nagasaki operation curtailed, maybe you would prefer  to take the shinkansen (bullet train)?


まぁそうなるだろうなあという印象

Thousands of burglaries and car damage occurred so a car company said, “the damage made on our company’s car has become the enjoyment of minors.” I received that impression as well.


危機的な薬物蔓延の背後に製薬会社や流通代理店の政界工作も

Lobbying from pharmaceutical companies and distributors is to blame for their dangerous spread.


「あおり」など危険運転防止へ点数によらず免停処分

To prevent tailgating and other dangerous driving practices, revoke their license, regardless of points.


即刻停波してください害です


即興でやってくれ感がイイネ


卵１５００個の注文が１万５０００個に ノルウェー選手団、翻訳で手違い  こういう誤発注は時々あるが、  注文を受けた方がおかしいと気づかないのもおかしい

An order of 1,500 eggs for the Norway team was mistakenly translated to 15,000  These errors happen sometimes, but it's weird that the person who received the order didn't notice that it was weird


厚労省不適切データでまた荒れた２月国会…法案提出後も「精査」を  法案決まってから精査すんの？？？

The February National Assembly is in turmoil because of inappropriate data from the Ministry of Labor... Even after submitting the bill they are "prospecting". They're prospecting after they've decided on the bill???


厚労省提出資料。労政審に結果を報告する調査なんですが、何ですか、これ。  印刷ミスやろなあ

Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare submitted documents. Investigation to report the results to the labor administration judge, but what on earth is this? Was there an error printing it?


厚労省「貧困層がさらに困窮してるから生活保護もそれに併せて減額するわ」、いざなぎ越えの好景気はどこに？

Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare "The poor are in more and more distress, so we'll reduce welfare accordingly", where's the economic boom that's supposed to exceed Izanagi?


厚労省「貧困層がさらに困窮してるから生活保護もそれに併せて減額するわ」、いざなぎ越えの好景気はどこに？  解散総選挙→自民党勝利→「民意を得た」　終了  責任取って腹掻っ捌くのは国民だよ。それが民主主義だろ。

Ministry of health, people, and labor. "Since the underclass is certainly in poverty, we're adding that to welfare and reducing it. Where are good markets that will surpass the Izanagi Boom? Snap General Election→Liberal Democratic Party wins→ "We have the people's will." That'll be the end. The people that will take responsibility and sacrifice themselves are the people of this country. That's democracy.


厚顔、稲田朋美が防衛相時代の失態をネグり復活!!「南京事件はなかった」のトンデモ講演、「一議員で終わらない」の決意表明も  一犯罪者で終わったりしてな

Shameless, Inada Tomomi's failures when she was Minister of Defense are being brought back through negligence! Offensive speech that the "Nanking Incident didn't happen" and declaration that "it won't end with just one Diet member". Please end it with just one criminal.


Saying that "it's like your nervous system is reacting as if you're stressed from starving," is like the punchline of a joke.


こいつらいつになったら原始時代から卒業するの？

← Did these types graduate in the Stone Age?


原子力から脱却しないと日本は二流国に陥る メルケル首相のブレイン、ジェレミー・リフキン氏の警鐘  規模がでかすぎてコスパ考えたら現状維持が一番ですからね 企業任せなら永遠にこのままだろうね

Japan will become a mediocre country if it does not break away from using nuclear power  Chancellor Merkel's advisor Jeremy Rifkin's warning  Because the scale is excessive, it is best to maintain the status quo in light of the costs  If the company was left to you, it will continue like this forever


原敬の夫人は芸者上がりだったけど、


Even though it is a draft, it is stirring stuff.


I'm going to read the original article later.


原文ままであっても扇情的な場合は

Please, all of you who know they need the IWJ, who feel for Yasumi Iwakami after his fall, help the IWJ in its financial difficulties.


Costs for both ingredients and labor increase.


An independent committee on nuclear accidents: "The official residence of the Prime Minister indicated that meltdowns were being hidden."


原発事故 注水作業など当たった東電社員 白血病発症で労災認定  原発事故が原因で死んだ人は一人もいない(震え声)   吉田所長は秒殺だったけどな

Nuclear power plant accident. Tokyo Electric Power Company employee who developed leukemia after working on flooding operations recognized as having workplace injury. Not a single person died as a result of the nuclear power plant accident (shaking voice). Chief Yoshida was dead on the spot, thought.


Seems like he likes nuclear power plants.


Saying "nuclear power is cheap" is a lie.


原発は責任ある政策なのかー。

So nuclear power is a responsible policy.


トルコ原発費用、想定の倍

Nuclear power expenses in Turkey, double what was expected.


原発避難者に「自立したらどうか」

Says to nuclear accident evacuees, "How about being independent?"


原西のギャグが産んだ星々

Those are stars made by “Haranishi no\\nGyagu” (variety comedy show).


去年見逃したからネタバレしないで

I didn't get to watch it last year so don't give away any spoilers.


参らないならそれはそれで生姜ないそうな

Going to two 'jinja' (shrines), and not two gingers.


それと参考人にしろ証人喚問にしろ国会に呼ばれることは恥ずかしいことで

One does\\nnot care for involvement with government officials one barely knows.


参考画像が90年の「楽しいムーミン一家」じゃない辺り

The reference images were from the 'fun Moomim family' around 1990.


参議院議員森ゆうこ @moriyukogiin 加計学園の虚偽の申請を文科省は鵜呑みにしたのか？ いずれにせよ。世界に冠たるライフサイエンスの研究・教育拠点になることで、国家戦略特区で特別に一校だけ獣医学部新設が認められた。バイオセーフティーレベル3の実験室は不可欠。その肝心の部分が虚偽なら認可は取り消すべき。  伝染病が流行った時に対策が打てるBSLの高い実験室が欲しい国   vs   なんかよくわかんないけど病原体が身近にあるのは怖い市民感覚    ﾌｧｲｯ

Member of the House of Councilors Yuko Mori @moriyukogiin Did the Ministry of Education pretend to take a false application of Accounting School? Anyway. By becoming a research and education base of life science which is the cornerstone of the world, only one special school for veterinary medicine was approved specially in the National Strategy Special Zone. Laboratory of biosafety level 3 is indispensable. If its crucial part is false, approval should be canceled. A country that wants a high BSL laboratory to take measures when infectious diseases become popular vs The feeling of citizens who don't know anything well but are scared that the pathogens are nearby Fight


さっさとアベ友のレイパー山口捕まえろや

Hurry up and arrest Abe's friend, that rapist Yamaguchi.


友情っていうか多分愛ね。

He says friendship, but he probably means love.


アベ友スパコン詐欺 3年13回の怪しい増資と金満生活の闇  NEDO は種を撒くという役割だけど、  売り物になるかどうかが直接問われるわけでは無いねえ  大学の研究費はジワジワ増えていて、減ったことは無い  減っているのは交付金の方

Abe's friend super computer scam. Suspicious capital increase 13 times over 3 years, and the dark side of a lavish lifestyle. NEDO had the role of planting the seeds, but they're not directly questioning whether they're sellable products. My university's research funds are slowly growing and they have never decreased. The one that's decreasing are grants.


ジョージ・クルーニー、友達14人に1億円ずつプレゼント🎁

George Clooney, gives 14 friends a hundred million yen each as a present 🎁 Is he so lonely that he has to pay a friendship fee?


ジョージ・クルーニー、友達14人に1億円ずつプレゼント🎁 友達料を払ってるぼっちなのかな？  滞納分さっさと払えや

George Clooney, presented 100,000,000 yen each to 14 of his friends 🎁  Maybe he's a lonesome guy paying the 'Friend Fee"?  Pay me my fees now.


友達料を払ってるぼっちなのかな？

"Gimme money" (Hey, George, do you remember?


お友達が遊びに誘ってくれるのは素直に嬉しいけど、ほとんど子持ちになってて子供連れてくるのがつらい

I'm happy when a friend invites me to do something, but most of them have kids, and when they bring their kids along it's tough.


When a friend invites me to do something I am naturally happy, but most of them now have kids and when they bring them along it's tough.


収入増（ただし一部の人限定、収入増＜物価増）

Growth in income (But that's just for a select group of people, growth in income < increase in price of commodities)


ごみ収集にも支障が出るし

The arrested man commented, “It was troublesome to ride on a crowded train so I stole the vehicle that was in front of my eyes.” This behavior negatively affects garbage collecting.


ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  coincheckは数少ない盗難補償がある取引所じゃなかったっけ   補償どうしんだろ

The Bitcoin exchange, "Coincheck" suffered damage after more than 62 billion Yen was illegally withdrawn (Ichiro Yamamoto) Wasn't coincheck an exchange without much theft compensation? What will happen with the reparations?


ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  出金も止まった  もう逃げられないぞ

An incident occurred where more than 62 billion yen was illegally withdrawn from Bitcoin withdrawal point, 「Coincheck」(Ichiro Yamamoto)  The withdrawal was stopped.  You can't run anymore.


ビットコイン取引所「コインチェック」で620億円以上が不正に引き出される被害が発生か（山本一郎）  否定せずに調査中としか報告してこないあたり駄目だろうな  全通貨大暴落くるー

The bitcoin stock exchange "coin check" has suddenly and illegally withdrawn 62,000,000,000 yen. (Ichirō Yamamoto) Without denying it, the only information coming out is that they are under investigation. Of course you can't do that! All of the currencies are going to collapse.


ビットコイン取引所アプリ利用者数No.1


取材もしてないデマ新聞が信頼できるとか、そらアフィカスまとめが流行るわけだわ

They're able to believe fake newspapers that don't even do interviews, so the conclusions of clickbait affiliates get spread around widely


でもメールソフトで受信して読めばメール保存用の容量が多くさかれてるからサーバーが消されてもそのPCには沢山残ってる

But if the mail software receives emails and reads them, then the capacity for saving emails is so great that even if the server is erased, there is still a lot left on the computer.


受動喫煙対策で厚労省、加熱式たばこも規制へ

Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare's Passive Smoking Measures regulated thermal tobacco.


受けた言葉がのがんがｈじゃｈないｒんはだと

The words that are received must be good.


ゆきのちずをつくりました  口上「等圧線は正義のライン、魔法少女キューティ☆ウェザー参上！雨のち晴れでハッピッピ♡」  っていうのを思いついたんだけど気象関係に詳しいまほしょ好き

I drew a snow map. Word of mouth. I remember saying, “A pressurized line is a justice line, Magic Girl Cutie ⭐ The bad weather is coming! The rain cleared up after and I am happy ♥.” I like the Magic Girl because she is knowledgeable on weather relations.


口ではそういいながら体は正直だな

Saying that with my mouth makes my body feel honest.


「口に入れるもの」「栄養を与えてくれるもの」この２つを兼ね備えるのが『食べ物』日本語は奥深い…という画像がJCJでバカ受け…というサブレをさっき間違えてJCJに立ててしまった  意味がわからない。「"Things that give you nutrition" "Things you put in your mouth"、この２つを兼ね備えるのが "Food"。英語は奥深い」つってバカ受けするのと同じでは。ネタが成立していない気がするんだけど。  ーー     元ネタ見て理解した。

"Things you put in your mouth," "Things that give you nutrition,"when combined, they mean "food." Japanese is deep... This is the kind of picture that CJ painted that everyone ate up. That  whole subreddit recently mistook what he meant. They don't understand "Things that give you nutrition," "Things you put in your mouth," when combined, they mean "food." English is deep... It's the same as people eating that up.  I feel like the parody didn't really hold true to the original. Seeing the original cleared that up for me.


口内炎パッチなるものを買った


口唇形状認識は画像認識と自然言語処理が一体となった技術。ディープラーニング（深層学習）を応用し、中国語の口の動きを数千時間かけて学習させた。

By using deep learning, it was made to study the mouth movements of the Chinese language over thousands of hours.


This is women's empowerment in words only.


古いiPhoneの性能を意図的に落としたAppleが集団訴訟で100兆円超の支払いを求められる  そういえば、iPhoneのバッテリーが膨張して画面が剥離するなんて問題があったけど、あれって購入から1年じゃなくて2年以内なら無償交換するみたいだし  ^^他人事のように書いてるけど(以下略)  穿った見方をすると、無償交換されるのがイヤで、弱ったバッテリーには負荷をかけないようにするつもりでもあったかな

Apple ordered to pay 100 trillion yen in a class action suit over it deliberately designing drops in efficiency in older iPhones. There is a problem with the battery expanding and peeling away from the screen.  But phones will be replaced free of charged if purchased not within one year, but within two years.  \\n^^ I'm writing someone elses  story (summarised below).   For those who didn't want a free exchange, could the intention to be not to overload a weak battery?


古いiPhoneの性能を意図的に落としたAppleが集団訴訟で100兆円超の支払いを求められる

Over 100 trillion yen sought in class action lawsuit against Apple for intentionally degrading performance of older iPhones.


古代パリピ＆動物たちがブチアゲでヤーマン状態

Ancient clubbers and animals straight up doing the nasty.


古典 [r/pics]  毛色が合ってる

Classic [r/pics]  The coat colour matches.


イチロー 古巣マリナーズ復帰へ...メジャー18年目の44歳は現役最年長野手に  そこにはベンチを掃除するムネリンの姿が！

Return of Ichiro to Mariners ... 44 years old in the 18th year of the major league is the longest active fielder. There is a figure of Munnelin to clean the bench there!


イチロー 古巣マリナーズ復帰へ...メジャー18年目の44歳は現役最年長野手に  最近全然名前見なかった

Ichiro returns to the ancient Mariners.  Its his 18th year in the Major League. At 44, he is the oldest active player.  I haven't seen his name recently.


古物が暴力団の資金源っていうなら不動産も対応しろよ国営ヤクザ！

If old items were a source of funding for organized crime, then you need to deal with real estate as well, you government yakuza!


古着屋めぐりとか好きそうな子描いたよ

I drew a kid that looks like they enjoy going around to second hand shops


古賀茂明「働き方改革の捏造データの作られ方、教えます」

Shigeaki Koda: "I will teach you how falsified data for work style reforms is made."


しっぽピーンとしてるのが可愛い

It's cute how the tail is pointing straight.


そわそわ  クロ可愛いよクロ   と思ったらﾜﾗﾀ

(Nervous) Kuro is cute, Kuro is. As soon as I thought that, hahaha.


もちろん可愛いという意味で


ペットボトルがあればいつでもどこでもおしっこ可能な男性用携帯トイレ「Car Pool」  おっこれで便利になるな😁

Car Pool, the portable male toilet that lets you pee anywhere with a plastic bottle. Ooh, this looks pretty convenient!😁


台所スポンジ除菌NG集「熱湯で煮沸する」「漂白剤につける」「食洗機や洗濯機にかける」「電子レンジで加熱する」「天日干しする」「ピンチでつまんで干す」「熱湯につけて放置する」「汚れた部分をカッターで切り落とす」正しい方法「1分以上熱湯にさらしてすぐに水で冷まして水気をしっかりきる」  ジョイ「除菌もできるんやで」

Here is the list of Don'ts when sanitizing a kitchen sponge. "Boil in the hot water" "Bleach it" "Throw in the dishwasher or laundry machine" "Heat in the microwave" "Sun dry" "Dry in the hanging position" "Leave in the hot water" "Slice off the dirty part with a knife" Here is the proper way. "Soak in the hot water for over one minute and chill in the cold water right away, and then squeeze out the moist" Joy says "you can also sanitize"


台湾の地震を受けた寄付金デマ 本人は誤り認め、謝罪「インターネットの怖さを痛感した」  これが謝罪として許せる奴は   国母のことも許した奴だけだな

Donation misinformation regarding earthquake in Taiwan. Person in question admits error and apologizes "I deeply felt the scariness of the internet". People who forgive him based on that apology are the same ones who forgive the empress.


台湾最高裁、歯科医師に母親への「養育費」返金命令  歯科医師にしかえしできたな

Taiwan Supreme Court, orders dentists to repay "support costs" to mothers, but only dental doctors


台湾の空港に引き返す事態に

A flight had to return to Taiwan Airport.


台湾 パスポートに米空港の絵 誤って印刷 廃棄へ  発見したやつ相当の空港ヲタだろ   付いていきます

Taiwan, US airport image in passports, incorrectly printed, to be destroyed. The person who discovered it must really be into airports. I'll follow them.


台風1号ボラヴェン発生 3番目の早さ  まだ慌てるような時間じゃない

The first typhoon, Bolaven, occurred  It's the third fastest  It's not yet time to panic


台風とか大雪とかの悪天候の日に公園でシコるのが嗜み

Looking forward to a typhoon or heavy snow or other bad weather and doing it in a park.


ＮＨＫ、史上初「ガンダム」人気投票開始…ファン熱狂、話題独占で人気ワード１位に  まじでっか  ストーリーは覚えてないけどガンダムの造形自体は悪くないと思う

NHK, the first ever "Gundam" popularity poll  Start... fan enthusiasm and topical monopolies bring the popular words first place  Seriously  I don't remember the story, but I think the designs of the Gundams themselves are not bad at all


イギリス史上最大の空母、就役直後に浸水発覚で修理へ

Greatest aircraft carrier in English history, repair for flooding discovered immediately after it was commissioned.


「史上最悪の原油流出」が日本の海域を直撃する予測が英国海洋センターより発令。３ヶ月以内に九州から東北までの全海域が汚染される可能性

This time it wasn't the black, sticky crude oil we are accustomed to, but rather condensate (super lightweight crude oil).


史上最悪！時速235キロのスピード違反で捕まった男は、どんな車に乗っていたか？  なんか憎めないｗｗｗ

The worst! What kind of car was the man who was caught with a speed breach of 235 kilometers per hour driving? Somehow I can not hate this man www


史上最悪！時速235キロのスピード違反で捕まった男は、どんな車に乗っていたか？  自分の球速より早いスピードで違反した野球選手が居たってのにワロタ

Worst in history! Man arrested for 235 kilometers per hour speed violation, what kind of car was he in? A baseball player breaking the speed limit going faster than he can throw a baseball? Hahaha.


右側通行だろうが左側通行だろうが

The world’s standard is right sided traffic.


右派・左派で合意（鐙麻樹）

"People who are addiction to drugs don't need punishment, but help."


The appeal of Majikku Miraa Gou: This is horror, right?


テレビ各局が連ドラ視聴率低迷なのにドラマ枠が増える理由  やっぱり猫が好き復活か

The reason why TV stations have more dramas despite the lowering viewership of drama series: of course it's the revival of loving cats


各社ビデオカードが最大1万円前後の値上がり、品薄も深刻化 マイニング人気やメモリの供給不足が原因か？  1080Tiをなんとなく買ったらそこが底値でワロタ    合わせて売った1070も底値でワロタ・・・

The price of each company's video card rises up to around 10,000 yen, the shortage also becomes serious. Mining popularity and insufficient memory supply cause? I bought 1080 Ti somehow with the bottom priceaaa 1070 is also the bottom price www...


各種仮想通貨に手を出していた

Dipped her hands into cryptocurrency of all kinds.


Looking at each one individually, yeah... yeah...


わたしもジャケットに合うマスクがあればするんだけどなー


合わなきゃ別の地域クラブに移ればいいしええんじゃないか


吉林日報、｢核攻撃から生き残る方法｣を詳しく説明

Jilin daily report, detailed explanation on "How to live through a nuclear attack".


吉林日報、｢核攻撃から生き残る方法｣を詳しく説明  おためごかしの気休めだと思うよ、そうやって泥で泥を洗えると勘違いして   新しく原発建てながら北を煽ることが当たり前になるんだ   みんないつもそうなんだ

Kitsurin Daily Report, "How to survive a nuclear attack" explained in detail  I think it's just patting yourself on the back for giving people some temporary peace of mind, if you wash mud with mud then you're gonna guess wrong  It's natural that people are going to get stirred up in the north while you're building a new power plant  People are always like that


吉田沙保里「自分でいいっすか。」

Saori Yoshida asks, "Would I fit the bill?"


「吉野家コピペ」17年の時を経てトレンドワードに 生みの親に聞く  2ちゃんねるのコピペだと思ってたわ

We ask the creator of the word, 「吉野家コピペ」17 years after its creation. I thought it was 2chan's Copy+Paste


Reconstruction Agency member Yoshino's problematic remarks.


イスラエルだって同じこというよ！


同じゲームのカードを一度に複数売れるようになる

We can make many sales of same game card at once.


エレベーターでおばさんと同乗した際に、先に降りる俺に対し「おやすみなさい」と声がかかるも俺は会釈しか出来なかった

I got on an elevator with an old lady, and when I went to get off first she said, "Goodnight" and I couldn't do anything but nod my head to her.


同じくジンジャーを二箇所参ることで生姜ツーを

If you go to two places, the high priest will greet you twice.


同僚へのメールの語尾に“ござる”で解雇!?

Fired for using archaic sounding "gozaru" in an email to a colleague!?


同居男性のアニメＤＶＤ転売 窃盗容疑で女逮捕  未開封って凄いな   いい客だぜ

Anime DVD of men living together resold Woman arrested on suspicion of theft  It's amazing that it's unopened  Great customer


A history revision that "Issuance of Jewish refugee visa is the policy of Hakki Ichiu."


同期の女の子「モンハン買った？」

A girl from the same period 'Did you buy the Hunter Diary from Pokemon?'


同期の女の子「モンハン買った？」

Female classmate "Did you buy Monster Hunter?"


同じ競技者に不正を働いたり陥れるのは最悪のクズじゃん

The worst kind of scum are the guys who use dishonest, dirty tricks on their fellow athletes.


あぁ同級生は今ごろ子供の一人くらいおるんやろなぁ

Ah, my former classmate could now have a kid of their own.


同じ職場の違うチームの女の子と（仕事だけど）お食事することになっちゃった……

I invited a girl from a different team at work to dinner saying that it was work related.


同じ薬物なのに、この扱いの差は酷いわ。

Even though they are both drugs, it's horrible how differently they are treated.


名作RPG「クロノ・トリガー」PC版、Steamで配信開始

Masterpiece RPG "Chrono Trigger" PC version, sale begins on Steam.


名作RPG「クロノ・トリガー」PC版、Steamで配信開始

RPG masterpiece "Chrono Trigger" PC version, distribution begins on Steam.


バンド名が全然読めないフェスやめろ  「お、この曲いいじゃん！なんてバンドだろ？…読めねぇ」って感じかw  メタルバンド界のあるあるネタぽい

Enough with music festivals featuring bands with names you can't even read. "Hey, this track is cool. What's the band called? Uhm...I'm not sure, I can't read it." Lol, you know what I mean? It's like the kind of punch line you always see in the heavy metal world.


なんかザメハみたいな名前の女の人が好きだった気がする

I feel like we liked a woman who had a name something like Zameha.


名前的には音楽関係？欅坂好きだし

Based on the name maybe it's music related?


名古屋市、小学校の部活やめるってよ。先生が忙しすぎるから。  小学生に部活はいらんでしょう

Nagoya City, elementary school children told to quit clubs. Because the teachers are too busy. Elementary school children don't need clubs anyway.


フェイクニュース「ＮＨＫも」名指し バノン米元首席戦略官、会見で批判「日本のＣＮＮに違いない」  ネトウヨ「バノンは名誉日本人だ！」

Former White House Chief Strategist Bannon also labeled NHK as fake news. He commented at a news conference, “It is, without a doubt, Japan’s CNN.” Japan’s right wing responsed by saying, “Bannon is an honorable Japanese person!”\\n


ネット名物「センター試験の日は痴漢のチャンス！」 NHKで晒し上げられる  悪知恵ばっかり働くな…と思ったけど  土日だから満員電車じゃないな

Online famous "Center test day is an opportunity for molesters!" I thought that it would be all wickedness exposed on NHK, but the train was not crowded because it was a weekend


名脇役・江口のりこ、初のインド人役で月9『海月姫』出演

Outstanding supporting actress Eguchi Noriki, first appearance playing an Indian in "Princess Jellyfish" in September.


名護市への交付金再開検討 政権、地元理解促進狙う  辺野古で仕事ができると期待している人もいるだろうし   鼻先の人参には抗えないものか

The government is considering giving grants to Nago City with the aim of promoting local understanding.  There are some people who want to work in Henoko, who maybe would not be able to resist this carrot dangled in front of them.


名護市民ははぜ移設容認の武豊氏を選んだのか→安倍政権のごり押しであきらめムードが広まったから  地方民の所得なんてタカが知れてるし、やっぱ目の前に金ぶら下げされるとね…      本心押し殺さにゃならんのは辛かろうて

Why the citizens of Nago chose Mr. Taketoyo who approves of relocation → Because the mood spread due to a strong push from the Abe administration. The local people's income doesn't amount to much, and of course when money is dangled in front of their eyes... To have to choke out your true feelings must be spicy.


名護市長選、公明票の動きがカギに 朝日新聞出口調査  低投票率で公明躍進ということなのかな

Nago mayoral election, fair ballot development is the key  Asahi Shimbun exit poll  I wonder if they're improving fairness with a low voter turnout?


名護市長選では、実は「基地容認」ではなく「基地不要」の民意が支持されていた？

In the Nago City election, was it actually the "for the base" group rather than the "against the base" group that held the popular support?


名護市長選で当選した渡具知武豊市長 記者からの都合の悪い質問は無視、辺野古への基地受け入れを表明、さらに定例記者会見を廃止へ  名護市民も論点外しと景気優先との詭弁にダマされて自公候補に投票したばっかりに…

Taketoyo Toguchi, elected mayor of Nago, ignored inconvenient questions from reporters, declared acceptance of the Henoko base, and also abolished regularly press conferences. The citizens of Nago prioritized economic sophistry over the issue at hand by electing a Liberal Democrat.


スマホ向けブラウザゲーム


向こうは旅かえる、こっちはアズレンかあ

So they're obsessed with Travel Frog, while we're into Azur Lane, huh?


クリスマス向けイルミネーション、ド派手に輝き「帝国のマーチ」を流す家

One house has Christmas lightworks shining brightly with the "Empire March" theme playing has zero intention of welcoming santa.


君もVRChatをやろう(地声)

You should do VRChat too (natural voice).


君の一番dvのコメントは何ですか？

What's your best comment on domestic violence?


ああ、君の主張を裏付ける統計はないのか

Ah, do the actual numbers not back up what you believe in?


君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう


君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう  はらぎゃて

You, have nothing to do today on Friday? I have a solution! Let's make cult together Haragyate


君、今日の金曜日がやることがないか？解決があります！カルトが一緒に作ろう  まさに時は世紀末 澱んだ街角で僕らは出会った

You, you don't have anything to do on Friday? I have a solution for you! Let's make a cult together. It's the end of the century. We met at a stagnant street corner.


でも君が星砕かないと流星群来ないじゃん。

But you have to crush stars to form a meteor shower.


これを否定して民主主義を持ち出す奴なんていないだろ

I guess nobody can refute this while supporting democracy.


カトリーヌ・ドヌーヴを含め100人の女性が主張したこと: 極東ブログ  生まれつき障害があり、性的自由を行使できない人間からすると、性的自由を行使する奴らを擁護する気になれない   →「潰しあえｗｗｗ」

What has been claimed by 100 women, including Catherine Deneuve: Kyokuto Blog   There are obstacles by nature, and humans who are not able to exercise sexual freedom do not have the wish to champion those who exercise sexual freedom → "Destroyed LOL"


ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  スーファミのらんま1/2で大会するevoとは油と水だなぁ  同じゲームのはずなのに

Professional licenses are being distributed to 21 Street Fighter 5 players, including Umehara and Tokido. Though 22 people were offered licenses, one declined.  There were rumors that it might be a tournament player who had previously expressed concerns.  Evo with Super Nintendo's Ranma 1/2 is like oil and water. Because it should be the same game.


ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  彼らって...ソシャゲープロと同じレベルなんだよね    マックス村井ズと命名しよう

Pro licenses have been distributed to 21 players, including Umehara and Tokido. There were initially supposed to be 22, but one player declined the offer. There has been talk that it was Momochi, who had previously voiced his concerns. Isn't he on the same level as a pro social gamer? Call him Max Murai from now on.


ウメハラ、ときどを含むストリートファイター5のプレイヤー21名にプロライセンスが配布される。実際は22名が対象だったものの、1名は賛同せず辞退。懸念を示していたももち選手ではないかとの声も  ももちは辞退か   企業側中心の連盟がどうなるのか

A professional license has been given to 21 players of 'Street Fighter 5', including Uehara and Tokido.  There should have been 22 players, but one declined.  Someone asked whether it was Momochi, the player who had expressed concern.  Was it  Momochi who refused?  What happened to the enterprise centered federation.


I wonder if I have absorption capabilities.


きららファンタジアにてキルミーベイベーの呉織あぎりが篠田みなみの声で登場

Referring to Kill me baby from Kirara Fantasia, Agiri Koshiki appears with Minami Shinoda's voice.


セクハラ告発後、はあちゅうさんがさらに苦しんだ1週間 「人生で一番、心ない言葉を浴びました」  電通版MeTooになってるし何かこいつの売名行為に消費された感じ

Since the sexual harassment complaint, the week that I suffered even more from はあちゅうさん 「I have suffered the most heartless words I have ever heard in my life」it's becoming a Dentsu style "MeToo"  at this point, and what's with this feeling I get that this person just wants to prolong her moment of attention?


まあ呟くとしても匿名性高い所で呟くだろな

Well, when it comes to tweeting it's because it's anonymous that people tweet.


It vibrates the hair on its body to move.


周りの子がわりと何人も、海外に行ったとき転売できるものを買ってきてメルカリとかで捌いてるって聞いて震えてる

When I go abroad, I buy something I can resell, then I heard that it was being treated by the Mercalli scale and shaking.


“キノコの味噌汁”は大麻よりもトベる!?

Does this "mushroom miso soup" get you higher than pot?


これはベッドンと呼ぶべきか？


アシコキテレルスって呼んで


インフルエンザは呼吸するだけで感染する？

Can influenza only be spread by breathing?


「パンダは和歌山にも」知事、シャンシャン報道に注文：朝日新聞デジタル  「パンダは和歌山にも」いることを   ジャンジャン報道してほしいってことか

"Panda to Wakayama too" governor, order to Shan Shan coverage: Asahi Newspaper Digital wants "Panda is also in Wakayama" to be reported a lot.


和田 政宗 @wadamasamune 参院本会議。共産党の山下芳生議員が地方税法等の審議の登壇質問において「右翼団体 日本会議」と発言し、議場が紛糾した。  こいつもまた、『異分子を完全排除した無敵の垢の人』だからね

Masamune Wada (@wadamasamune) At this session of the House of Councillors, diet member Yoshiki Yamada of the Communist Party took the podium during deliberation over the Local Tax Law and said, "Right Wing Organization, Nippon Kaigi", causing disorder in the House. Because he's another "Grimy person set on completely eliminating outsiders".


和田政宗さん「太田局長の反応は痛いところを突かれたから。これは戦い。順次、局長答弁の嘘を明らかにしていく」  もはや個人攻撃 お前のカーチャンでべそ！して怒ったら ホラ怒った！！！ってレベル

Masamune Wada "Director Oota's position prodded sore spot. This is a fight. One by one, I will reveal the lies in the director's answer"  Already personal attacks  Your mama's belly button sticks out!  If that makes you angry then look, I'm also angry!!! that kind of level


和田秀樹の受験指南本や啓蒙書のパクリしかできない漫画家という印象しかないな。

He seems like a comic artist who would copy Mr. Wada's work and claim it for himself.


モイキーなサンオツってなんで唇ちゅっちゅっすんだよ

Why do disgusting old men smack their lips.


唇の動きを画像認識、会話を解読

Chinese IT company "捜狗 (Sogou)" has developed decryption of conversations through image recognition of lip movements.


商品写真と実物  今回買ったのはデンドロビウム（ラン）   すんげーちんまいの…

Pictures of goods and the reality\\nLately I bought some Dendrobiums (orchids)  They were REALLY small...


商品なく、店員不在...岐阜の異様なローソン


そういう商売だから。ひげ剃りだって替刃のほうが高い


マルチ商法「ジャパンライフ」の陰にまた昭恵夫人が登場  こんなこと言うとセクハラ扱いになるんだろうけど、 この嫁は子供がいたらここまであれこらバカしなかったとはおもう

Abe Akie once again shows up in the shadows of the pyramid scheme "Japan Life". If you say this you'll be treated as though it's sexual harassment, but I think that if that wife had kids she wouldn't be such an idiot.


問題作成者は結構歳いってんな（おっさん）

The problem is, the author is now an old man.


問題です 勝ったのはどっちでしょう？  俺が崩したけど勝ったのは俺だった

Question: Who won? I got destroyed but I won.


『いえのかぎ』問題の感想  犯罪者でも相手にしてるかのようだ   我に正義ありと思うと人間って醜くなるよなあ

"The Key to Home"  Opinions on the problem   It's like they take a person seriously even if he/she is a criminal. People become ugly when they think they're getting their own justice.


この問題文ググると解答出てくるね

If you Google this problem, the answer comes up, you know.\\n


“善意の怪物” 安倍昭恵が最後に破壊するもの  あ『これはとてもいい土地なのねん。　8億のところを一億に値引きして譲ってあげたのねん』

Akie Abe finally destroys "The Monster of Good Intentions". "This is a great land. I gave a 100 million yen discount on a 800 million yen place".


喜びはハグで分かち合う派vsハイタッチする派

Sharing happiness through hugs vs high fives.


喫煙家による大麻解禁運動の提唱とかどうかな？

How about activities to lift the ban on marijuana via smokers?


嘘だった「AED使った男性をセクハラで...」 投稿主「問題提起のつもりだった」  土人に民度なぞ無い

It was a lie "Sexual harassment of a man who used AED ..." Poster "I intended to pose a problem" ?


嘘だった「AED使った男性をセクハラで...」 投稿主「問題提起のつもりだった」  まだ大喜びで拡散()してる人もいるし「デマだとしても本当だと思われるような態度の女が悪い」とかもうね…民度ってなんだろうな(遠い目)

It was a lie. "Sexual harassment complaint against man who used AED..." Original poster "I wanted to pose the question." Some people are still happily sharing it (). "Even though it's fake, it's bad women who make the current situation such that it is believable." Things like that... just what is the cultural standard? (Distant look)


ゲームのために嘘ついてGet Freedomした  モンハン今やってるけど面白いんご

I lied for a game and I got Get Freedom. I'm playing Monster Hunter right now but it's fun.


『嘘』とか偽称の『偽』とか疑惑の『疑』でいいだろ

Honestly, they should have picked the character for "lie," "falsehood," or "doubt."


嘘八百田みたいな下衆をはじけばいいだけだろ

If would be good to pick off the liars and low lives.


そういうところが嘘つき左翼って言われる所以だし、リーダーの器じゃないんだよね

That's the way that the lying left does things, and it shows a lack of leadership capability.


噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  PUBG買収くらいはありそうだけどEAやValveはないやろMSの株主が了承するとは到底思えぬ。   MOJANG買収に使ったお金回収完了したって噂は本当なのかね・・・

Rumor: Microsoft is looking into acquire EA and Valve, as well as PUBG Corp, and although it looks like the PUBG acquisition will go ahead, MS shareholders are highly unlikely to approve the purchase of EA and Valve. I guess the rumor that they have completed the collection of money used in the MOJANG acquisition is right.


噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  Valveは創立者をはじめ、元マイクロソフト社員が多いから、なんかしっくりくる。  でもEAみたいなゲームの墓場会社だけはやめてー

Rumor: Microsoft considers purchasing EA, Valve, or PUBG Corp. At Valve, starting with the founder, there are numerous former Microsoft employees, so it fits well. But please don't go for a game graveyard company like EA.


噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  三千万の小学生が集ってて笑う

Rumor: Microsoft is considering acquiring companies like EA, Valve, and PUBG Corp  300,000 primary school students gathered up and laughed


噂：マイクロソフトがEAやValve、PUBG Corpの買収を検討か  デヴ社の企業文化から見ると多分不成立になりそう

Rumor: Microsoft considers purchasing EA, Valve, PUBG Corp. Looking at it from the viewpoint of a huge company workplace culture, it seems like it'd be a failure.


そもそも噛み合わせる気がないし噛み合わせるだけの知能もない

There is no motivation and talent to fight about it.


ストレッチ器具を購入した人のコメント「マッサージ後、頭痛と吐き気がするので慣れるまで大変だった。

A comment from someone who bought stretch tools: "After the massage, I had a headache and nausea so it was hard until I got used to it.


そしてその器を割るのが虐待かな

Would breaking that tool in half be abuse?


「四女神オンライン CYBER DIMENSION NEPTUNE」 発売日が2月27日に決定  ここがゲハの新しい戦場になるのか

"Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online"  Release date decided as February 27  Will this become the new battleground for game hardware?


A path that Shijou Takane has already gone down.


四電、原発差し止めに異議「噴火なら住民は離れていく」  まあ東電ほど大きくもないし瀬戸内のいろんなところから圧力かけられたりしそうなもんだし意外と素直に…ならんもんかな？  そういえばこないだこの原発の横の道路通ったけど風力発電機めっちゃあってどんだけ発電するんやと思った。

Shiden opposes the ban on nuclear power generattion, saying 'if there is an eruption, residents can leave'.  Its not as big as TEPCO, but there are various pressure points along the Seto Sea.. I wonder. By the way, I walked along a road beside the power plant ,but I thought that wind power would be a good way of generating electricity.


すげーつまらんので回復分のみの参加にすることにした

I participated for the first time in School Idol Festival's score match, but it was super boring so I'm just going to enter to recover just enough.


ろれつ回らず発音不明瞭 安倍首相が通常国会に抱える不安  第一次政権辞める原因だった『腸の難病』も、結局どこ吹く風で焼き肉食いまくってるの見ると   何か都合が悪くなると仮病逃げする『病気』なのかも

Slurring and pronunciation is unclear Shinzo Abe's anxiety in the ordinary session of the Diet The cause of his resignation of the first regime was because of "incurable illness of intestine," but after all, when seeing him eat bbq meat with the attitude of the wind blows where it wants to, it looks like it's just a "sickness" to runaway using feigned illness


「ゼロ回答」３日前に改ざん前文書


こっちの回避メモリア仕事してほしいんですケド

Abort here, I want Memoria to do its job.


因果関係を逆にした詭弁じゃ反論にならないよ

If you flip the causal relationship, it's a logical fallacy and it's not a valid argument.


図解「風呂でする屁の溜め方」[r/LearnUselessTalents]  水上置換法やな

Illustration: "how to collect farts in a bathtub" [r/LearnUselessTalents] That's gas collection by water displacement.


固定観念にとらわれてはいけない  こういうの結構あるね。間抜けすぎ

I must not be taken as a stereotype. This kind of this is pretty common. Too stupid.


国が9割以上出資するジャパンディスプレイ 9か月間の決算で1006億円の最終赤字 前年同時期の赤字94億円から大幅に悪化  やはりそびえたつ糞となったか   鴻海にでも泣きつけば？（挑発）

Government provides more than 90% of the investment for Japan Display. Financial records for 9 months yield 100.6 billion yen deficit. During the same time period the previous year the deficit was 9.4 billion yen, so it has gotten considerably worse. So it's basically turned into a giant pile of shit? Maybe they can cry and throw themselves on the mercy of Hon Hai Precision? (Provocation)


The government provides over 90% of the funding for Japan Display. Financial report for 9 month period 100.6 billion yen deficit. The same time period last year was a 9.4 billion yen deficit, so it has gotten much worse. So it's basically become a giant pile of shit. Maybe they can cry and throw themselves on the mercy of Hon Hai Precision? (Provocation)


国が9割以上出資するジャパンディスプレイ

Japan Display, which over 9/10 of the country invests in.


アアアアア！ネトウヨの国だね


国交省職員が注意に腹立て突き飛ばす

Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member upset with warning and pushes it aside.


国会は63歳幼児のお遊戯の場になってしもうとるな

The Diet has become a playground for 62 year old children.


国会で堂々爆睡 “変節漢”河野外相に批判殺到「税金泥棒」  安倍一強で干され気味になった事が彼をここまで焦らせているのだろうけど   こんな簡単に懐柔されたら安倍退陣後の余生は碌なものじゃない…と、願いたいｗ

"Traitorous Man" sleeping brazenly at the National Diet  Flood of criticism directed at "Tax Thief" Foreign Minister Kono  I wonder if being sucked dry by Ikki Abe made him impatient up until now  If I could be treated so gently, the rest of my life after Abe's retirement might not be so bad... I want to hope lol


国会で昭恵に言及されると感情的になるあたり身内は相当大事にしていそう

People close to him are treated very importantly.


ここまでの国会答弁全部嘘だったことになるから、そら国会運営費数百億は無駄よ

If all of the answers in the Diet so far were lies, then the tens of billions of yen used in the Diet was completely wasted.


国会では籠池から隠れるようにコソコソしてた超絶小物の青山さん

Mr. Aoyama, who has been sneakily trying to hide Kagoike from the National Diet, makes an excellent accessory.


国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  全世界にこの酷芸の実態を

In the end, young people asking questions wasn't what was turning the National Diet into a side show of time killing; it was the political opposition stealing too much time that was set aside for questions. Ichita: "Can I get you to say 'I'm supportive'?" Abe: "I'm supportive!!!" Ichita: "Hiroshige Sekō, please say "It's fine, isn't it!" Sekō: "It's fine, isn't it!" The whole world can see through this horrible acting.


国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  「愛してると、言って頂けますか？」   「愛してる！」   「俺TUEEE！と言って下さい」   「俺TUEEE！」      こだまでしょうか

Diet. In the end, the younger ones can't ask questions. Too much question time stolen from opposing party, Ichita makes a show of wasting time "Would you say that you are rooting for it?" Abe "I am!" Ichita "Minister Sekou, please say, 'That's enough!'" Sekou "That's enough!" "Would you say you love me?" "I love you!" "Please say, 'Ore TUEEE!'" (I'm overwhelmed) "Ore TUEEE!" Is there an echo in here?


国会 結局、若手が質問する訳でもなく 野党から奪った質問時間が余り過ぎて 時間つぶしの余興に励む 一太「応援してると、言って頂けますか？」 安倍「応援してる！」 一太「世耕大臣、いいじゃないか！と言って下さい」 世耕「いいじゃないか！」  税金ドロボーすぎんやろ

The Diet session ended before the young people could ask questions because of the opposite party taking too much time with questions. Trying to put on a time killing side show. Ichita: "Can I have you say you're supporting us?" Abe: "I'm supporting you!" Ichita: "Minister Seko, please say 'That's good!'" Seko: "That's good!" You're stealing too much tax dollars.


国会で陰謀論電波ネトウヨに絡まれるとか悪夢だろ

Its a nightmare being snared by the 'netouyo', the conspiracy touting network bloggers.


国保保険料、平均26％上昇


国内で養殖されているウナギのおよそ半分は、密漁、密売、密輸など、違法行為を経たシラスウナギから育てられている  略してうなロン

About half of the eels that are raised in country are poached, half illegally sold, and are smuggled among other things. The shirasu eel is has been raised to undergo that. If you shorten it, it's eel theory.


国別統計で常にトップレベルの理由

There is already a top level reason in country by country statistics.


国境なき医師団、性的虐待などで職員19人解雇

Employees without borders, 19 employees were dismissed due to sexual abuse etc.


国旗の前では起立！な安倍首相

Standing to attention in front of the national flag.


国有地が評価額の８分の１で売られてた

Furthermore, the board chairman is Umezawa Shigeo, the founder of Channel Sakura.


ついに国民の4割が｢肥満｣になった米国の末路 女性の平均体重は75kg  へいきん体重75kgになっても   へいき

In the US, 40% of people end up clinically obese.  The average weight for women is 75kg. If this became 75kg that would be great.


国民年金保険料の滞納対策を強化

Improved measures to cope with late payments on national pension premiums.


国民は忘れない 安倍首相のノド元に刺さったモリカケ疑惑  モリカケはソバだけに年を越しそうだな

The people of this country will never forget the Morikake misgiving that was stuck down Prime Minister Abe's throat. Morikake seems to be older than soba.


国民投票に値する改憲案なら賛成

I support it if the draft of the constitutional amendment is worthy of a citizen's vote.


「国民栄誉賞の価値は下がった。こんなに連発して」マツコの意見にネット賛否両論  安倍の「わしがそだてた」感がすごい

"The value of the National Honor Award has fallen. With this many being given in a row." Matsuko's opinion gets mixed reviews online. Abe's "I raised them" feeling is amazing.


「国民栄誉賞の価値は下がった。こんなに連発して」マツコの意見にネット賛否両論  金メダル(二連覇、66年ぶりの快挙)   んー。価値ないねぇ。

"The value of the People's Honor Award has gone down. So many have been awarded." The Internet is divided on Matsuko's opinion. Gold medal (two consecutive wins, hasn't been achieved for 66 years). Hmm. Doesn't have value.


これだけ国民が池沼だと、憲法改正も楽勝だわ

If the people are this dumb, constitutional reform should be a piece of cake.


国民の総意だ 安倍首相よ「議員バッジ」を外してもらおう  容疑者に容疑の調査をさせる日本の常識では   あれは嘘だで責任を回避できる   日本の常識=世界の嘲笑

It's the people's consensus  Let's remove Prime Minister Abe's "parliament badge"  It's common sense in Japan to let suspects inquire about charges  That just a lie for escaping responsibility  Common sense in Japan = the world is sneering


国民負担は5300億円 安倍政権「増税ラッシュ」のデタラメ  アベノミクスアベノミクス  徹底的に納税するぞ徹底的に納税するぞ

The national debt is 530 billion yen  The Abe administration's "Tax Increase Rush" nonsense  Abenomics Abenomics  I will pay taxes thoroughly I will pay taxes thoroughly


国税庁「ビットコインで儲けた方々！お年玉お願いします！」数千万～数億円の利益を得た投資家らをリストアップ。２０１８年の確定申告に向け、取引記録や資産状況をデータベースにまとめ、税逃れを防ぐ  まあビットコインとは取引記録が全部残るものだからね  そーいうものだからｗ

National Tax Agency "To those who profited from bitcoin! Please give us a New Year's gift!" Making a list of investors who netted profits from ten million yen to several hundred million yen. Looking toward 2018 tax return filings, collecting a database of transaction records and states of assets, preventing tax evasion. Well, with bitcoin there are complete records of all transactions. That's the sort of thing it is haha.


国税庁前で長官罷免求める

I will dismiss the Commissioner in front of the National Tax Agency.


国税庁職員「トップだけ逃げ出した感じ」 佐川長官辞任  野党「辞任しろ！」  謎の市民団体「辞任しろ！」

Nation Tax Agency Staff 「It feels like the higher ups ran away by themselves」Nobuhisa Sagawa resigned.  The opposition 「Resign!」 The puzzling civilian organization 「Resign!」


あっちの国でも詐欺製品あるんだな

Seems they make fraudulent products over there, too, huh?


「この国での貧困は絶対的に自分のせい」、落語家が致命的な想像力のなさを自ら披露して炎上中  今更でも何度でも言うけど、産経によって保守論壇の一員に加えられようとしてるとか書いてあるけど   『保守』が保守じゃない   保守って、社会を極端に変革していく集団と違うじゃん   産経が応援してる保守は、革新集団だし   この人が言ってるのは「悪くなってるけど、社会じゃなくてお前のせい」っていう現実逃避で   変わらないように守る保守とは違うだろ

[Poverty in this country is absolutely your fault] \\nRakugo comedians show off their deadly wit in internet flames.  Sankei has written that the conservative opinion leaders are  increasing in their numbers.  Conservative (large C) is not conservative.  A conservative is different from groups who want extreme changes to our society.  The Conservatives supported by Sankei are reformist groups.  What these groups are saying is 'Things are getting bad, but its not society's fault, its yours'. These Conservatives want things to remain the same to escape reality, which is different from being truly conservative. \\n


「この国での貧困は絶対的に自分のせい」、落語家が致命的な想像力のなさを自ら披露して炎上中  だから日本でいう保守は売国だってそれ

"In this country, if you are destitute, it is absolutely your fault", Rakugo performer under heat for controversial tweet\\nSo then "conservative" in Japan means selling out?


国連「トランプは人種差別主義者」トランプ「shitholeとか言ってないし、でっち上げ」民主党議員「いや言ってただろ」共和党議員「ちょっと記憶にないんで…」駐パナマ大使「こんな大統領の下で働けるか辞めるわ」  今年は中間選挙あるから、暴露本に続いて、shitholeで   メディアが新年から全力で攻撃してるなー   まぁ、でも中間選挙は共和党が勝つと思うけど

The United Nations says, “Trump is a racist.” Trump says, “I did not say shithole. That is made up.” A Democratic congressman says, “no, he did say it.” A Republican congressman says, “I do not have any memory of that.” The Panama ambassador says, “I cannot decide if I can work under this kind of president.” This year is the midterm elections so the media is using all their strength to attack Trump since the new year, using the shithole comment and tell all books. However, I think the Republican Party will win.


国連「トランプは人種差別主義者」トランプ「shitholeとか言ってないし、でっち上げ」民主党議員「いや言ってただろ」共和党議員「ちょっと記憶にないんで…」駐パナマ大使「こんな大統領の下で働けるか辞めるわ」  何で「不潔な場所」って訳すんだ？「糞の穴」じゃないの？

UN: 「Trump is a racist」Trump: 「I didn't say "shithole", and it's all a fabrication.」A democratic representative 「No, you definitely said it.」 A republican representative 「I can't seem to recall....」The panama republic ambassador 「I'd quit if I have to work under such a president」.  Why do they translate it as an 「unclean place」? Isn't it 「Shithole」?


国連、海のプラごみ削減へ新組織 政策や代替品検討  ちょっとしたものでもビニール入れる風潮マジで止めてくれませんか   毎回袋要りませんって言うの疲れるしだるいし

UN, new organization to reduce plastic garbage in oceans, look into countermeasures and alternatives. Won't you please do something about the tendency for putting even the most trivial things in plastic bags? I get worn out saying I don't need one every single time.


国連特別報告者が、アメリカでの深刻な貧困について警告  米帝でもそろそろ革命が必要そうだね

The United Nations Special reporters warns about serious poverty in the US It seems that the US needs a revolution soon\\n


まじ国連監視団が必要なレベルまで落ちた

Seriously, the UN observer team have fallen to the required level.


ここんとこ国際交流活発じゃね

The international exchange network is active here.


国際交流なのに風俗体験をポストするコミュ障ぼく

I lack in communication skills, I guess: this is supposed to be an international communication thread, but I just post about my trips to brothels.


国際政治学者三浦瑠麗さん「世論に安全保障を論じる土壌がないので、多くの官僚は自分の担当期間中に工作船が自爆沈没したり、武器が見つかってもなるべく事なかれ主義で処理するようになる」 スリーパーセルは隠蔽されているってことかな  ベルリンの壁やソ連が崩壊したとき「愛する体制維持のために これまで築いてきた生活と財産を棄てて、コイツら迫撃砲でドッカン皆殺したるんやー」と蜂起した奴が果たしていたかどうか…国際政治学の先生に聞いてみたい。  むしろ起こったのはユーゴなどでおきた民族同士の無意味な虐殺であって、その行為は１００年経とうが双方に傷痕を残し続けるだろう。   そんな行為が正当化される訳がないわけで、加害に加わった多数派側の国際社会における信頼はどうなる。   「ニホンヲオトシメルタメノカツドウ」をしてるのはどっちかと思うのだけど。

Mr. Rui Miura, international political scientist "Since there is no soil that discusses security in public opinion, many bureaucrats are deadly suicidal during the period of their own handling, so that even if weapons are found, "Sleeper Cell is hidden When the Berlin Wall and the Soviet Union collapse" I have abandoned Dokkan with a mortar like Mr. Kotatsu who has abandoned the life and property we have built to maintain a loving structure Whether or not the uprising who played up "fulfilled ... I would like to ask the teacher of international politics. Rather what happened is a meaningless genocide between the ethnic groups who gave up in Yugoslavia, and that act will continue to leave scars on both sides for a period of 100 years. There is no reason to justify such an act, what will be the trust in the international community of the majority who participated in the harm. I wonder which way you are doing "Nippon Wo Otoshiru Tamenokatsudo".\\n\\n


国難突破解散。総理は確かにそう宣って選挙をした。しかし、国税庁長官が総理夫妻の権力の私物化の尻ぬぐいで逃亡犯のように逃げ回っている現実をみると、また日々国民の税務行政に対する信頼が失われているのを見ると、国難突破どころか国難はむしろ膨張している。今やはっきりした。総理こそが国難。   体は大人 頭脳は子供 その名は迷宰相コクナン！

The end of a National Crisis breakthrough. If I'm not mistaken, the prime minister said that and was elected. However, seeing now that the director of the National Tax Agency is covering for the Prime Minister's wife abusing her political authority, and the reality that he's now running around like a fugitive criminal, and seeing the average citizen loosing their faith in the tax administration, more than breaking through the national crisis, its more like it's expanding. Now I'm certain. The prime minister himself is the national crisis. Like a child in a man's body, thy name is the Prime Minister of National Crisis!


国難が総理大臣やってるんだからしょうがないべ

The national crisis is what the prime minister is doing, so it's a lost cause.


「いい土地ですから、前に進めてください」

"It's a good piece of land, so please proceed."


「いい土地ですから、前に進めてください」

Its a great place, so please put it forward.


土地柄酒飲み多いからなぁ

I guess the local atmosphere makes for a lot of drinkers.


土日は街へ出かけてインフルエンザをもらおう！

On Saturday and Sunday I'll head into down and catch influenza!


土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  ようやくキングスマンの1個目見た   最後うまいこと盛り上がったからよかったけど途中きつかった    2はもっと弾けてもらいたい

On Saturday let's bring back the movie (drama) discussion day! Paddington 2 gets 100% on Rotten Tomatoes! Uprising and racial discrimination feature in Detroit! Kingsman: The Golden Circle! Devilman Crybaby available on Netflix! If you don't have any money you can watch for free on gyao! I finally saw the first Kingsman. By the end it was exciting and I enjoyed it, but the middle of it was rough. I hope the second has more energy.


土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  2018年睡魔の旅

Saturday will be a day for a movie (drama) chat for the first time in a long time! Paddington 2 with a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes! Riots and racism in Detroit! Kingsman GC! The finale of Stephen King's The Dark Tower! Let's watch it on Netflix Yuasa Devilman! For people with no money let's watch free omvies on gyao! 2018 journey of sleepiness.


土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  予告でもう上がる楽しみ

Saturday is the first mix and mingle drama movie night for a while!  Paddington 2 with 100% ROTOMA evaluation!  Riots and racism in Detroit! King's man GC! Stephen King's Dark Tower collection! Lets watch Yuasa Devilman on Netflix.  For those who are skint, there are the free gyao movies. The notice has gone up.  Lets have fun.


土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  女口説くのにラップ披露するだろ   披露したことないの？ ダッサ    っていう冗談はさておき   俺は見てねーから般若がスベってんのか演出がスベってんのかはしんねーけど   いくら湯浅監督とはいえ言うときは言わなきゃいかんからな   日本人に8mileは作れんな、うん    ただ、俺が見てセーフだったら来週らへんのこのスレでメンション飛ばすから   そのときはディスバトルしようや

Saturday is the first movie (drama) magazine day in a long time. Paddington 2 is benefiting from the 100% reputation of Lotman! It is the riots and racism of Detroit! Kingsman GC! The big Stephen King hit, Dark Tower!  Let’s watch Yuasa’s Devilman on Netflix! People that don’t have money shall watch gyao free video streaming website! A woman reveals her lap in order to persuade. You haven’t revealed it before? Other than that joke being boring, I haven’t looked. I don’t know if his wisdom is slipping or if his performance is slipping. No matter how great Director Yuasa is, I must mention that when talking about him. Japanese people cannot make 8mile. I will mention it in this forum around next week if it is safe for me to watch. Let’s discover a battle at that time.


土曜日は久しぶりの映画(ドラマ)の雑談の日！ロットマ評価100%のパディントン2！暴動と人種差別 デトロイト！キングスマンGC！スティーブンキング集大成ダークタワー！ネNetflixで観よう湯浅デビルマン！ 金がない奴はgyao無料映画観よう！  ２月はとりあえず『グレイテスト・ショーマン』  近場で公開してくれてたら『アバウト・レイ　１６歳の決断』も観たいな

Saturday will be the long awaited movie (drama) chatting day! Paddington 2 with a Rotoma evaluation of 100%! Revolt and racial discrimination Detroit! Kingsman GC! Stephen King's Hit Collection Dark Water! Let's watch on Netflix Yuasa Devilman! People with no money should watch gyao free movies! February would surely be about "The greatest Showman" and if it shows in nearby theaters soon I would also like to watch "About Ray A 16 year old's determination"


土曜日の朝からランドセル背負った○学生とキスしながら愛し合い♥

I carried a backpack from Saturday morning.


圧力高めてどうすんだ‥ってそんなの決まってるか

What comes of coercion... is it unavoidable?


さらばツイッター ある在日コリアンの決別宣言  「ぼくのvkontact垢です」  「あっ……（察し）」

Good bye Twitter. A certain Japanese Korean's words of farewell "Here's my vkontact account." "Oh......(realization)."


在日アメリカ海兵隊 公式サイトから沖縄県民の強制収容所の記述を削除  元からクズだったのか自民に毒されたのかどっちかな

Delete the description of the concentration camps of Okinawan citizens from the official website of the US Marine Corps in Japan. Was it originally trash or poisoned by the Liberal Democratic party?


地上波も4kが主流になったり

4k is the norm for airborne signals as well.


地元の「川の神様」の決定でガーナ女子は学校に行けず

This rule of the local "God's River" means that girls in Ghana don't go to school.


うちの地元はナイキが社名とひっかけてBIKE

My local area likes Nikey a lot and is building a Bike Town.


地吹雪慣れしてる北大生チームなら失敗しなかったかもね

The student team from Hokkaido University are used to the cold and storms so they probably didn’t fail.


地味巨乳「ふあ〜、ふぁっ、ふぁ〜、ふぁあ〜〜〜っ❤」  病気


地域クラブだと3年毎にリセットさせられる学校部活より

If it's a public club by area, there would be no need to reset every 3 years, and we could continue growing in the same club.


地検「アベ友」捜査拡大の可能性

The District Prosecutor:  Possibility of expanding the investigation into 'Abe's mates'.


地球って素晴らしいなぁー！


地球防衛軍4.1 ウイングダイバー・ザ・シューターのPC版が出るかも  そんなのより5を早く。

The PC version of "Earth Defense Forces version 4.1 wing diver: The shooter" might be released soon.  Hurry up and release version 5.


よって「地震で貧困率上昇」は君(n=1)のたわごとなわけだ

That's why "earthquakes increase the poverty rate" is something silly said by just you (n=1).


＜Earthquake＞ Wireless disaster prevention transmission.


お坊さんに聞く初詣のNG行動…神社仏閣のハシゴ、お守りの複数持ちってアリ？

The NG behaviour of the monk at the new year shrine visit.


ついにはフェイクまで垂れ流し


コーヒーにミルクを垂らすと  真ん中へんの同液体同温度の例が可愛い

I liked the example showing how when you pour milk into coffee, designs form in the center from liquid at the same temperature.


でも垢を消した人を通報なんてできる…？

But, how do you report someone who's washed the dirt off...?


基地内含め酒の購入･摂取禁ず 在日米軍､期間区切らず  でも破っても何の罰則もないんでしょ

It says do no drink and/or buy alcohol while inside the Japanese US base. Even without dividing the duration or you break the rules, there are no penalties.


基本となるキャラを二つ投入してその間にあるものを出力している

I put together 2 basic characters, and output everything between them.


基本年末年始休まないしお節仕込む暇もないから数の子だけ買ってあとは仕出し取ってる

I generally don't take time off of work during the New Year's holiday and I don't have time to prepare, so usually I just buy herring roe and order catering for the rest.


基本プレイ無料シューター『フォートナイト バトルロイヤル』日本語版が配信開始  荒野行動がスマホでお手軽

The Japanese language version of the free shooter “Fortnite Battle Royale” was released. Knives Out is a very convenient game to play on the smartphone.


基本禁止、どうしてもって人材でも要相談。（採用するとはいってない）

Even those that have essential duties in the company need to consult management (they haven't said whether it's possible to renew at all).


埼玉 小６女児“自殺” 審議会設置しいじめか調査  日本は子供、若者の自殺多すぎ

Saitama  "suicide" of 6 primary school girls  Inquiry launched to investigate if it was due to bullying  Japan has too many child and young person suicides


埼玉県民さん、雪でウッキウキになる

Saitama Citizens Are Extremely Excited About the Snow.


埼玉県民さん、雪でウッキウキになる

Saitama Residents Having Lots of Fun in the Snow.


埼玉県警察作製 らき☆すたコラボ万引き防止ポスター「やっぱり、欲しいモノは自分で買ってこそだよね！」  まだやってたんだこの漫画

Created by the Saitama Prefectural Police Lucky☆Star collab shoplifting prevention poster "Buying things you want with your own money just makes it that much better!" I didn't know this manga is still around.


堀江貴文氏、井筒監督の発言に「人間として最低」  じゃあ，実際何か生みださずに，数字だけ転がして金貰うのどうなのよ，って井筒が指摘もして良いわけじゃん。妥当かどうかはともかく。

Takafumi Horie said that Director Izutsu's words were "the lowest thing he could say as a human being". Well,  Takafumi has no right to say anything. He actually didn't deliver anything and got paid by frauding the numbers.


堰を切った、日本の#MeToo | NHKニュース  三國連太郎「（電報で）オマンコ　シタイ」   岡田茉莉子「（電報で）イヤデスワ」

Broke the weir, Japan's # MeToo | NHK News Rentaro Sankoku "(by Telegram) I want fuck" Mariko Okada "(by Telegram) No thank you"


The dam has burst, Japan's #MeToo | NHK News  Rentaro Mikuni "(By telegram) I want to have sex"  Mariko Okada "(By telegram) Stop it!"


【ご報告】彼女が出来ました  真面目な話すると   ちんこギンギンになるけどヘッドセット付けてるし   そのまま出したらカーペットが汚れちゃうって言う理性が働いて抜けない   あと位置調整が結構面倒かな

【News】Got a new girlfriend. On serious note, even I get boner, I have headset on and if I ejaculate carpet will get dirty, so my rationality is stopping me. Also, the positioning is sort of troublesome.


【ご報告】彼女が出来ました  アヘ顔ダブルピースはよ

[Report] She made a pleasured face while throwing two peace signs.


【ご報告】昨日菅野は「凍結理由の開示」を求めるためTwitterジャパン株式会社を訪問しました。その際対応した「社員」を名乗る人物の名刺の裏にはTwitterアカウントが記載されていたため...

Report: Yesterday Sugano visited Twitter Japan to ask for information regarding the reason for the freeze.


とりあえず、報告！  マジかよおめでとう、結局感想書いてねーわ

First of all, big news! Seriously? Congrats, in the end I didn't write my impressions.


とりあえず、報告！  継続は力なりだな   俺も見習って最後まで読了せねば…   （小説ビジュアルノベルその他相当積んでる）

First off all, an update! Whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. I need to learn and keep reading until the end... (I've got a lot of novels, visual novels, and more piling up)


報ステは改ざんって言っててわろた


どうして「報道」ができないのか呆れる

I'm disgusted by why they can't "report the news".


「報道の自由」に関しては特定秘密保護法への懸念や放送法の改正を通じてメディアの独立性を確保するよう求められましたが、日本政府は「報道の自由」に関する勧告を拒否しました。また、元従軍慰安婦への謝罪や補償を求める勧告なども拒否しています。

Also, the government refuses apologies and atonement on former comfort women.


けものフレンズがなかった場合の2017年覇権アニメは小林さんちのメイドラゴンで異論ないな？  原作に無い下半身すき

So what would the leading 2017 cartoon have been like if 'Kemono no friends' had been absent?   What do you think about Kobayashi's 'May Dragon'.  I liked the lower half of the body, which was not in the original work.


さっむｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ  わろてる場合ちゃうぞ

It's coldｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ I will see you around.


オナニーをしている場合ではない


I am not accumulating stuff much these days.


増える高齢者クレーマー、悩むサービス業の若者たち  デカイ声だしてずっとわめき散らすから   関係ないこっちがキレそうになる   レジ待ちとかで出くわすと最悪

The growing elderly claimer, young people are troubled in the service industry . Screaming loud at us meaninglessly, i dont care it makes me mad and want to scream back. when i run into them as a cashier its the worst.


増える高齢者クレーマー、悩むサービス業の若者たち  すいませんすいませんってそれしか言えんのかこのサルゥ！

Increasing numbers of elderly complaining, young people in service industry troubled. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Is that all you can say you monkey!?


墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳

The excuses by the prestigious Kobe Steel company for its fall from grace.


墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳  三菱マテリルもかなり悪質だけどね

Kobe Steels excuse for fallen quality is that Mistusbishi's quality is a also malignant


墜ちた名門｢神戸製鋼｣のあきれかえる言い訳  東京電力（耐用年数の過ぎた原発を運用）   旭化成（マンションの耐震偽装）   東洋ゴム（免震偽装）   三菱自動車（排ガス不正）   神戸製鋼（製品のデータ改ざん）   日産自動車（無資格者による検査）   三菱マテリアル（検査データ改ざん）（ＮＥＷ）   東レ（子会社の検査データ書き換え）（ＮＥＷ）

The reason for amazement by the fallen prestigious "Kobe Steel"  Tokyo Electric Power Co (operating a nuclear power plant past its service life)  Asahi Kasei (apartment building's false earthquake resistance)  Toyo Rubber (false seismic isolation)  Mitsubichi Motors (exhaust gas fraud)  Kobe Steef (product information falsification)  Nissan Motors (inspection by unlicensed inspectors)  Mitsubishi Materials (inspection data falsification) (NEW)  Toray (altered subsidiary company inspection data) (NEW)


墜落ヘリ部品、直前に中古と交換

Falling helicopter parts, replaced with old parts shortly before.


「壊れたお友達、直します」ポルトガル最古のおもちゃ病院  子供    「・・・壊れたお友だち、治してくれるの？」    おもちゃのお医者さん    「先に申し上げておきます。完全には治りません。  しかし症状をコントロールすることはできます。   それを死ぬまで続ければ、何不自由のない普通の人生を送ることも可能です。   無理に治そうと焦ってはいけません。これは一生付き合っていくものです。   焦りは禁物です。ゆっくりじっくり寛解を目指しましょう。」

Making up with your friends. Portugal's only toy hospital.  Children, ... do you want to fix your broken friendships?  I'm the toy doctor.   First tell me everything.  I can't offer a complete cure.  But I can control the symptoms.  If this continues till I die, then I can offer you an unbroken life.   Do not be so impatient to get over it.  It will be with you all your life.  Impatience is forbidden.  Slowly, slowly, lets get better.


ぼくのやるきスイッチ壊したのだれ  お昼寝より先にお昼ね

Who broke my motivation switch Afternoon nap before an afternoon nap


『壊れている』という突っ込みを、正面から議員に向けてはなった日本メディアも見かけないのじゃそりゃ増長もするよなぁ

The fact that you can't find a single media person standing up and pointing out that "it's broken" shows how bad things are getting.


「な、なんだこの声は！？」


『プリキュア』声優ってなんだよ？ｗ

What's up with it saying a "Pretty Cure" voice actress?


声優・下田麻美が結婚発表

Voice actress Shimoda Asami announcing wedding.


声優、大川透が病気療養のため休業を発表 「攻殻S.A.C.」のサイトー、「ハガレン（旧作）」のロイなど  喪黒福造のあの笑い声が好き

Voice Actor Toru Okawa, Who Played Roles Including Saito in Ghost in the Shell: S. A. C. and Roy in the First Fullmetal Alchemist Series, Announces Work Hiatus Due to Medical Treatment.  I love The Laughing Salesman's laugh.


How many would it be if they didn't include voice actors for minor characters?


声優ユニットの「ミルキィホームズ」が解散

Voice acting unit "Project MILKY HOLMES" dissolves.


シロちゃんかわええ…かわええよ…  🐬🐬🐬   ノリと声は月が好きにゃ😸

Shiro is so cute... so cute... 🐬🐬🐬Nori and Koe like the moon😸


ピアノ売ってちょうだい〜


売却損の持ち越しできないんだからいいんじゃないの

I cannot carry over the loss on sale so it's okay.


売却益が分離課税の税率20％じゃなくて総合課税で払ってくれるし

The gain on sale will be paid in comprehensive taxation instead of 20% tax on separate taxations.


They are trying to sell with that stance but I wonder if that stance will sell.


これだけ売れてりゃメジャー行く旨味ないだろ

If I am able to sell just this, there will be no reason to go to the majors.


アメリカで売ってるダイソンはでかくてパーツがモロく、とても買う気になれなかったので

The Dyson that's selling in America is big, and the parts are weak, and I didn't feel like buying it.


壺男ゲーやりたいけど体力と集中力が限界

I want to play the game "Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy" but my strength and ability to focus are limited.


あんまりたいした変化無いなと思ったら、広背筋凄い変化してる

At first I though there wasn't much difference, but I realized a drastic change in my back.


さほど変化なしなら遺伝子の差を感じるなあ

If there isn't much of a difference then you can feel the difference in the genes, can't you?


変なの泊めると格が下がるからそりゃあ泊めたくないよね

If you book someone in a strange hotel, the ratings will drop so the owner is picky on whom he allows to stay.


変われるよ、現に俺は変われた

I'm sorry you're disgusting... you can change, just look at me; I've changed.


モデム変身、地を駆けろ～


夏五輪「ﾊﾞﾚｰﾎﾞｰﾙｹﾂボイーン！ ﾃﾆｽﾊﾟﾝﾂﾁﾗｯ！ 陸上選手ワキ―ッ！」 僕「ウヒョヒョｗ」ﾋﾞｰﾙｸﾞﾋﾞｰｯ！  ぴっちりスーツの中は蒸れ蒸れかな？とか想像できるだろ

Summer olympics: "Volleyball butts are bouncing! Tennis underwear is showing! Track and field athletes' armpits!" Me: "Uhyohyo LOL" I'm chugging beer! Are they sweating inside their tight suits? You can imagine it.


夏山でも標高高いとこまで行くと寒い事もあるし

Even in the summer if you go up to a high elevation on a mountain there are times it is cold.


夏、暑すぎてパンツまで汗まみれで大変だ

Summer, it's too hot and you get soaked with sweat down to your underwear and it's tough.


夏か秋頃だったかこの今井が安倍ぴょんと距離おいてるとかいう記事出てた記憶があるんだけど、結局元鞘かいな

I don't remember if it was in the summer or in the fall, but there was an article about how there was some distance between this Imai and Abe, but I guess after that things returned to normal.


きょうの夕日  昇天しました


これがアメリカの夕食風景（画像）

This is the scene at a dinner in the US (image).


I went out to eat Chinese food for dinner.


外人はなぜそんなにピンボールが好きなのか


外出先で眠くなったので帰る


外出先で眠くなったので帰る  けんもっく帰宅する

I got sleepy while I was out, so I'm going home  Kenmokku will return home


外国人とエッチしちゃった  おじさんの場合、それは現実の世界にいる外国人ではなくておじさんの 頭の中にいる外国人だろうから、かかりつけのお医者さんに連絡して 心療内科への紹介状書いてもらう。  そうしておじさんもデパス漬けになって廃人になるの。

When my uncle had sex with a foreigner, it probably wasn't actually a real foreigner, but rather a foreigner inside his own head, so I contacted our family doctor and had them write a referral for a psychosomatic specialist. Then my uncle became addicted to Etizolam and was destroyed.


ＬＧＢＴや外国人差別禁止 世田谷区が条例制定  まだ禁止じゃなかったって正直少し衝撃的だ

Setagaya ward has created a law against the discrimination of LGBT and foreign people. Honestly, the fact that it wasn't banned already is a little shocking.


外国人技能実習「コンビニも」、業界申請へ

"Convenience stores also" make business requests for foreign technical trainees.


外国人技能実習生の労組脱退を受け入れ団体が要請  日本「奴隷を働かせたい！」

Request for organizations of foreign tech interns which are accepting of withdrawal from labor union  Japan "I want to put slaves to work!"


それも外国人(白人)のね


外国から失礼しますが、森友問題と関する野党側からのツイートがいつもプロ愛国者のリプまみれになっているのは何故でしょうか？

I'm from a foreign country, so please excuse me, but why is it that tweets from the opposition party about the Moritomo scandal are always covered with replies by professional patriots?


外国から失礼しますが、森友問題と関する野党側からのツイートがいつもプロ愛国者のリプまみれになっているのは何故でしょうか？  読売は安倍政権の機関紙      産経は安倍信者向けのものみの塔

Please excuse me for messaging from a foreign country.  Tweets from the minority party about the Moritomo problem are always replied from many  professional patriots. Why is that?  Yomiuri is the Abe Administration’s Newspaper. Sankei is a tower (figuratively speaking) only for Abe believers.


「外国籍取得したら日本国籍喪失」は違憲 ８人提訴へ  個人タックスヘイブンをできなくするため

Losing Japanese nationality if acquiring foreign nationality" 8 people sued. they are trying to takeaway personal tax havens


「外国籍取得したら日本国籍喪失」は違憲 ８人提訴へ  嫌なら（国籍捨てて）出てけ（戻ってくるな）

"If you get a foreign citizenship, you will lose your Japanese citizenship" 8 individuals are suing, claiming that it's violating the constitutional rights. If you don't agree, (give up on your citizenship) just get out of here (and don't come back).


さっきお外から帰ってきた。外は91°F…


外来種のモウソウチク・マダケが里山生態系を脅かす

Introduced Moso bamboo and madake bamboo are threatening the Satoyama ecosystem.


Lets change the Foreign Affairs Minister.


外相専用機導入を＝河野氏「夜の空港待ち、耐えられぬ」

Introduction of vehicle specifically for foreign ministers = Kawanoshi "Cannot wait at the airport at night".


外相専用機導入を＝河野氏「夜の空港待ち、耐えられぬ」  今まで我慢してる外相もいたんだから我慢しろ  どうせすぐ首替わるんだから税金の無駄遣い  どうしてもならプライベートジェット機でも買え

Foreign Affairs Minister Introduces  special devices  = Mr Kono.  I couldn't stand waiting in Hong Kong at night.' We need to have patience with this Foreign Affairs Minister.  Anyway, soon he will change jobs, and waste our taxes.  He can even buy a private jet.


わたしネタリネフ外相、ネウロを読み夜更かししたせいで睡魔に襲われる

Because I, the foreign minister Netariyahu, stayed up late reading "Neuro", I'm getting sleepy.


I get so hot that I feel like I'm going to die.


外部のエディタや翻訳記事に頼らず記者を雇ってまともな記事を書くようにしたら信頼されるかもね

If you hire a reporter and write a decent article, you may be trusted If you write an article with a multifaceted line of sight.


多分テンプレはないんだろうね


多分日本に追放されたってことで慰めムードだろな現地ではちょっとした名士だし

After all, he is somewhat of a celebrity locally.


これ多分瓶半分くらいで飽きる

”Nokeru Furikake, Yakiniku Bibimbap Flavor:" I get sick of those after I use half the jar.


やっぱ多少なりと油流出してんだろね


多少難はあるけどなかなかいい玩具だからみんなも買おうトランスチームガン


多摩市が内部告発を“隠ぺい”？ 報告書を入手 職員の子ども入園“優遇”問題  隣国（の不正っぷり）を笑ってたら隣国以下（の規範意識）に成り下がってた件

We received a report that Tama city may have covered up their whistleblowing with another problem.  I was laughing at the problem with staff members' children being treated better than other children (the unfairness behind it) because we were lowering ourselves below the level of  (the normative consciousness of) neighboring countries


多用って句読点代わりに三点リーダーぶっこんでくるやつよ

These were put in for emphasis instead of punctuation.


多角的な視線で記事書ければ理想だけどコスパ悪いから結局ネットニュース拾って意見書いて終わり

It is ideal to write an article from several perspectives though it has bad cost performance eventually, so they tend to pick up the internet news and that is all.


げっぷが多いのは逆流性食道炎の可能性

There is a possibility of reflux esophagitis if you burp often.


【ガイアの夜明け】外国人技能実習生を奴隷労働させ計画倒産した縫製工場。「残業は自主的、任意的」「強制ではない」と回答する会社側弁護士である原武之弁護士が監事のＮＰＯ法人フローレンス、安倍昭恵さんに表彰される。  私人なのに表彰するとか権力持ちすぎ

[Dawn of Gaia] \\nThe sewing factory had the foreigners do slave labor in order to use their abilities. The lawyer for the company, Takeyuki Hara answers by saying, “working overtime is optional and voluntary.” “It is not forced.” The NPO he is affiliated with, Florence, is commended by Akie Abe. I personally think that shows too much power.


ＧＡＣＫＴ、夜道注意の発言「冗談でつづった言葉」  ころしあえー

GACKT, warning about traveling at night "spelling out words with jokes"  You could run into a murderer


夜郎自大の思い上がりで恥晒すのがニッポンの定番になってきたね

It called other country teams a\\n“laughing stock.” It is Japan’s turn to  disgrace as a “big fish in a little pond.”


夢の中まで小ぢんまりしている感がある

Even when dreaming it's curled up tightly.


『レコ大』乃木坂46「インフルエンサー」が初の大賞 つばきファクトリーが最優秀新人賞  まあ順当かと

"Reco large" Nogizaka 46 "Influencer" is the first grand prize Tsubaki Factory is a good newcomer prize Well sounds about right


ロリ大人な“下乳天使”片岡沙耶が男の振る舞いを直伝！「『おっぱい、大きいね』はダメですよ～」  ロリ大人とは

Tiny breasted 'angels' for Lolita fetishists.  Saya Kataoka tells it like it is.  Lolita fetishists don't like big boobs.


大人が女児向けアニメみたらいかんのか？

Is it a problem for adults to watch anime intended for young girls?


大人の女の子とセックスしてみたい……

I want to try having sex with an grown up woman...


Olympic organization committee announcement.


これはロシア大使館が悪いだろ


フランス大使館「日本の死刑執行、非人道的で犯罪抑止効果がない」⇒賛否両論で大炎上！

French Embassy: 「The way the Japanese execute people is inhumane, and it doesn't spur any results in lowering the crime rate」⇒Discussion is blowing up about the pros and cons!


パソコン大先生はいそげ！総務省サイバーセキュリティ課というカッコイイ所に勤務できるチャンスだ  やっす   むしろここからデータを頂いて悪の組織に就職するわ

The grand professor of PCs is busy!  A chance to work for an exciting division of the Ministry of Internal Affairs called the cyber security division.  Hmmm.  I'd rather work for an immoral orgnisation that gets data from here.


大切なのは、現政権を動かしている思想と当代一流の人気コメディアンの価値観が一致しているのは、必ずしも癒着とか迎合とかではなくて、彼らのアタマの中にある考えは、われら現代の日本人の主流をなすど真ん中の思想であるということだ。  べきもクソも現状勝ってる俺が勝ち組の思想にならなくて誰がなるんだって感じなんだよなあ  弱者の癖に勝ち組の思想に浸ってる奴は、実際その方が勝ち組になれる率が高い、もしくはそう思ってるからじゃねえの？  例えば虚飾であっても自信があって勝ち組思考をほんとにできてれば実態がクソでも女は釣れるし  逆に俺は弱者なんだと言い張ってたら女にモテない

The important thing is that the the alignment between the philosophy of the current administration and the views of the popular comedians of the day is not always pandering or aligning to the establishment view, but is what they really think, and the mainstream view among we modern Japanese people. It feels like, well, 'if I, who is currently successful, doesn't have the same views as the current 'winners' within society, who does?'. People who pretend they have the winners' views despite actually being weak often become actual winners, or at least think they have, don't they? Even if it's just ostentation, they can use a winning mindset to get women even if they're horrible, and if you actually tell women you're weak you won't be popular with them.


「大半のプレイヤーが1試合もせずゲームから離れる致命的な状態」改善目指したが……スク・エニ「フィギュアヘッズ」2年で終了  どういう状況なんだｗ  １試合もできんて

'Most players quit the game due to fatal circumstances without  even taking part in one match.' We are aiming for improvements, but...Suku Eni 'figure heads'.  Will finish in 2 years.  What sort of situation is this? w. Not even being able to play one match.


ファーウェイの大卒初任給40万円

Huawei's bachelor's degree starting salary is 400 million yen.


「かっこいい」と大反響呼ぶ

Met with overwhelming responses of "cool".


大きなおっぱいはどう呼ばれてきたのか

'The birth of the huge boobs' Are large breasts ever appropriate?


大塚代表が１２日に提案へ

Representative Ōtsuka's proposal for the 12th.


大声の叱責で5歳児がPTSDに 「しつけだから当たり前」という大人の「常識」が覆る最新の脳科学  日本会議「子供には社会の礼儀を解らせないと」

Latest brain science investigating the "common sense" of adults that loudly scolding a five year old child "is normal as it is discipline" is actually causing PTSD Nippon Kaigi "Children must understand social courtesies"


そりゃ大変だ、今すぐ安倍の垢凍結してもらわないと（鼻ホジ）

That's too bad, if you do not freeze Abe's now (Hana hoji)


みんな大好き  その気持ち、わからいでか

I love everyone  That feeling, don't you understand?


大学側の利権確保で修士博士を増やした結果がこれ

This is the result of increasing the number of masters and PhDs by universities looking to protect their own interests.


ただ大学受験で培った英語力をそのまま伸ばせたのがよかったとおもう

I think it was good that I was able to build on my English skills that I cultivated during college entrance exams.


大学意識高すぎる  おもったより意識高い

College awareness is too high  It's more than I thought


大学無償化も嘘だったしね


なぜ大学には金がないのか