日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  支持率順だとすると維新も弾かれてるからね   共産排除というよりはじめから5政党を決めてそこだけ切り出したんだろう   それで問題ないと考えるのがおかしい 音声はそのままでも画面上で全政党・支持政党無しの割合を出すことは別に変じゃない(他局はそうしてる)

Japan TV.  According to opinion polls, the Communist Party is no. 3 in popularity.  There has been a revolution in the popularity ratings, eh! If the Communist Party is excluded, we can pick out just 5 parties from the beginning.  Its strange that nobody is concerned about that. Is it strange to allocate speaking to  political parties without supporting parties, according to a ratio. Other bureaus do this.


日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  継続は力なり 共産党

Nippon TV, opinion poll found that the Communist Party is ranked third in terms of support  Slowly but surely  Communist Party


日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  こんなことじゃ   「茶バンキシャ」   って言われるようになるぞ

Nippon Television, the result of polling opinion survey came out that the Communist Party's support rate was third place and treated it as it didn't happen With such things, people are going to call you guys "Farce reporters"


「スーパー・ブルー・ブラッドムーン」、３１日に各地で観測  あ・・おいち


おせち「１日で完成」レシピ本人気 手軽に時間短縮  小ガニの佃煮あるかな   あれ友達の家で食ったけど、すごいうまかった   相手の家族の分も全部食ったし、思い出してらマジキチだと思った

Apparently, high level knowledge of anime was tested on the National Center Test for University Admissions. Well, after all, you can pick  up Japanese geography playing Momotaru Dentetsu.


Everyday life in Russia, I hadn't seen that!


ロシアの日常  元から窓ないっぽいね


ロシアの日常  これ割ってるのは窓じゃなくて窓の形のまま凍った氷かな

Everyday in Russia  Instead of a window, it's ice frozen in the shape of a window.


ロシアの日常  この大きさで『ミーシャ』なのかい

Everyday in Russia, is it "Misha" at this size?


ロシアの日常  ホース折れそう

Everyday Russia  Looks like the hose is gonna break


やっぱ日常的に使うのが一番だとおもう

I think using English in daily life is the most important.


フランス「日曜日に労働するなんて社会的な後退」  日曜はスーパー休みでいいのか？（困惑

France "Working on Sunday is a regression of society". Is it okay for the supermarket to be closed on Sunday? (Confusion)


日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっとゼノブレ2が3話まで行ったけどノリが1とだいぶ違って少しえぇ……ってなったのは内緒だ

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! We had two or three discussions about Xenoblade Chronicles and each one was a little bit different... The results are a secret


日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ひたすらgta5やってる   ヒューメイン襲撃なかなか人が集まらん

Sunday is game day!  Let's all chat together.  I've been relentlessly playing GTA5.  People don't really get together after humane attacks.


日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！


日曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズレンドイツイベ始まったが   世界一の装甲艦の恐ろしさを思い知らせてやる！→きゃああああ(即死)   私が世界一の重巡！→ちゅどーん(即死)   ＞＜憎んでいる。すべてを。   鉄血勢ネタキャラ多過ぎないですかね

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Azur Lane Doitsu Event has begun but I'll show you the horror of the world's greatest armored ship! → Ahhhhhhhhh! (instant death) I am the most circulated! →Boom (instant death)  ＞＜I hate it. all of it. There are too many iron blood characters.


日曜日のこの時間が一番くる


日曜朝のニュースを見て愕然としたこと  ソースなしスレ立てマン   なぜかフレアはクソスレではない不思議

Astonishment upon seeing the Sunday morning news  There are so many threads without a source  Why there isn't a flair indicating shitty threads is a mystery


(17/11/19) Doesn't seem like any more of them in Japan.


日本で2人の死刑が執行されたことに欧州委員会が死刑反対の共同声明を発表

As Japan carries out the death penalty for two prisoners, the European Commission releases joint declaration against the death penalty.


日本のローカルCMがアメリカでエラいことに  すげーな。このCM誰か止める奴いなかったのか。

Japan's local commercial is being talked about in America. Wow. There was nobody who tried to stop this commercial.


なぜ日本のおじさんは「世界一孤独」なのか？  さびしいなら、宗教に入ればいいのにと思うが、日本の宗教団体はダメダメなんだよね。    伝統宗教は御利益の無い拝金主義   新興宗教は功徳の無い組織主義   に陥っている。

Why are older Japanese men the best at being isolated? I was thinking that if they're lonely they could join a religion, but Japan's no good at religious groups. Traditional religion is without the grace of God and greedy. New religions have fallen into organized systems without virtues.


日本が中国に完敗した今、26歳の私が全てのオッサンに言いたいこと（藤田 祥平）  30歳として言ってること概ね同感やけど、おじさまに命令口調で且つ「日本から出て行くぞ」なんてのは結局他力本願+脅しっていう結構ダサいパターンだぞ。

Now that Japan completely got out performed by China, as a 26 year old I want to say that I agree with men like the 30 year old fujita youhei but for them to say that they would leave japan is an empty threat and does not look good.


なぜ日本人PKO隊員はカンボジアで殺されたか「23年目の真実」（旗手 啓介）  名字が立つ崎の﨑とハシゴ高の髙なのね

Why were the Japanese PKOs killed in Cambodia? "The Truth of 23 Years" (Keigo Kaminari)   So his surname is written like that in Chinese characters.


日本人が「公文書改ざんの重大性」にピンと来ないのはなぜか？ そこに、この国の「闇」が潜んでいる  ピンとこないのは日本には古史古伝と  「記紀」  があるから･･････  だと思うゾ

Why does "the seriousness of falsification of official documents" not make any sense for Japanese people? This confusion that lurks in the "darkness" of this country is because in Japan, we have the ancient history and legends "the Kojiki and the Nihonshoki"....that's what I think


ニューヨークの日本人向けフリーペーパーに載っている記事  産経もアプリ無料だから

Articles in free newspaper for New York Japanese  The Sankei also has a free app.


日本人客が戻ってこない「さまよえる百貨店の雄」伊勢丹の憂鬱  心配いらないよ。 アベノミクスで好景気だし、外人観光客も増えるし、東京オリンピックの経済効果もあるからね。   さあ、もう一度唱えてごらん   アベノミクス〜アベノミクス〜アベノミクス〜

Japanese customers don't return. "Wandering department store men." Isetan depression. No need to worry. With Abenomics the economy is booming, there are more foreign tourists, and there's also the positive economic effects from the Tokyo Olympics. Well, let's sing one more time. Abenomics, Abenomics, Abenomics.


日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」

"The Germans invent it, the Americans commercialize it, the British invest in it, the French design it, the Italians publicize it, the Japanese downsize and improve its performance, the Chinese make pirated versions, and the Koreans claim to be the original inventors of it."


日本人の性欲は異常て昔コピペしてたヤツが嫌儲におったが強ち間違いでは無いのが悲しいな

There was a spammer that copied and pasted a long time ago that Japanese people’s sex drive is not normal when talking about how scary the Little League Baseball Opening Ceremony was.


しかし日本人がナチス擁護するとかナチスが白人至上主義集団ってことすら知らないのか

But do they not know about things like Japanese people advocating for Nazis or that Nazism is a white supremacist group?


日本人は昔から天皇推しだからしょうがないよね

Japanese people have long been supporting an emperor since you can not help it


日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位

Japan's rate of paid days off taken by employees is lowest in the world.


日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位

Rate of the used portion of employees' annual paid vacation lowest in the world, according to Expedia survey.


日本人の有休消化率、世界最下位 エクスペディア調査  エリクサー使えない病

Japanese paid vacation use rate, world's lowest  Expedia survey  A disease that can't be cured by an elixir


日本人アニメーター“海外流出”危機も

There is also a danger of the "foreign outflow" of Japanese animators.


まーた日本人の生卵思い出したよ


日本人男性の「赤ちゃん工場」スキャンダル、海外も高い関心 タイで代理出産  ここから先は陰謀サブレ向け案件だね   r/inbou_ja/    ちなみに、俺元MOD（

Japanese mens' 「Baby factory」scandal, foreign countries are also concerned.  The surrogate births happening in Thailand might also be a topic of the "conspiracy" subreddit from now on.  r/inbou_ja/ By the way, I was previous the MOD (


日本人は移住先で日本人出来ないと思うが

Even if we are open to receiving their troubles over SNS, Japanese aren't able to do that in the place that they have immigrated to, but they are not standing in a place like me where I can do Chinese with one arm!


なぜ日本人は賃貸自由主義より35年ローン地獄を選ぶのか

Why do Japanese people prefer a 35 year loan hell to living a loan free lifestyle.


なぜ日本人は賃貸自由主義より35年ローン地獄を選ぶのか  欧米とは気候（湿気）が違うから，同条件では語れんと思う。手入れ悪いとコンクリだってバンバン腐るし。下手にリフォームするより建て替えの方がカネかからないケースだって多い。現状それで回ってしまってるからな。買う側も新築信仰がすごいし。  もっとも，おっしゃるように使える建物を壊してしまうのは実際勿体ないし（MOTTAINAIとか口先ばっかやな），我が国がビンボーになれば（規定の事実）否応なしに使い回さざるをえんと思う。

Why do Japanese people choose the hell that is a 35 year loan over the freedom that comes with renting? Compared to the West the climate (humidity) is different, so I don't think they can be considered in the same way. Speaking of tough maintenance, even concrete falls apart with time. There are even numerous cases where it is cheaper to rebuild than it is to remodel. That's what the present situation is. People who buy houses and those who believe in building new ones are amazing. Taking a usable building and destroying it is truly wasteful (of course the word "wasteful" is mere lip service), and if our country becomes poor (foregone conclusion) then whether we like it or not they'll have to be reused.


｢日本人は起業家精神がない｣は誤った認識だ | 起業が少ない本当の理由とは？  起業するよりサラリーマンしてる方が遥かに楽だし安定してるからね。  起業家の父親持ってる息子が言うんだから信じなよ。  起業っていうのは失うもののない奴と金持ちが道楽でやることよ。  人生において逆転劇はあるがそれは一発逆転ではない、覚えておいて損はないぞ。

"Japanese people don't have the entrepreneurial spirit" is an incorrect notion.| What is the real reason there are few startups? It is because it is much easier and safer to be an employee than to be an entrepreneur. I'm a son who's father was an entrepreneur, so you can believe me. Startups are easy paths for those with nothing to lose or who are already rich. There are turnarounds in life, but things do not turnaround with a single action. That is something worth remembering.


日本が今年の中国の文字に「北」を選んでいた一方、ニュージーランドでは今年の文句に「これはお前のペニスじゃないと言ってくれ」を選出していた・・・  公然で言葉責めするのやめろ

While Japan chose "north" as this year's Chinese character, New Zealand on the other hand chose "Please tell me that's not your penis" for quote of the year... Stop with the official verbal abuse


日本仕様のは軽量小型でひょっとするとアメリカ向けよりずいぶん良いのかな思っていたのだけどどうなんでしょ

I thought that the ones used by Japanese might be lighters and smaller and might be better than the ones in America, but I wonder if that's the case...


日本企業は「お勉強」海外視察を撲滅せよ。日本人は相手の時間奪う意識が希薄 [BUSINESS INSIDER JAPAN]  日本の海外視察ってメインは風俗だしお勉強が適当なのは当然

Japanese enterprises abolish so called 'study' trips overseas.  Japanese people are less aware about wasting other people's time.  BUSINESS INSIDER JAPAN The type of 'study' done on overseas business trips is of brothels.


日本企業、博士使いこなせず？

Are Japanese businesses unable to properly use PhDs?


日本企業、博士使いこなせず？

Are Japanese companies unable to properly use PhDs?


まず日本企業のものを買わないようにすればいいのか？

How about not buying anything from Japanese companies from the beginning?


日本会議が自民使って公文書に和暦使う法案を成立させたからなぁ

This is because the Japanese conference adopted the Japanese calendar bill with the LDP.


日本の伝説を調べたら、驚きの「縄文世界」が浮かび上がってきた  政府の明治スゴイと大差なさそう

\\nWhen I investigated the Japanese legends, the surprising "Jomon world" came to the surface  It doesn't seem like there's a big difference from the Meiji government


日本を侵略して領土奪ったのは事実だし奪った領土を返せというのは普通

Not only is it a fact that they invaded Japan and stole land, it's a common occurrence where we tell them to give us back our land.


｢日本は借金まみれ｣という人の根本的な誤解

The fundamental misunderstanding that people have saying, "Japan is covered with debt."


「日本の借金１千兆円」を性懲りもなく煽る人たちの狙いと本音（髙橋 洋一）  じゃけん増税しましょうね～

"The Japanese debt is 100 quadrillion yen." People who haven't learned their lesson are getting stirred up and voicing their opinions (Takahashi Yōichi) Let's have a cruel tax increase~


どうせ日本の儒教は美しい儒教だけど中韓の儒教は腐ったゴミ儒教、みたいな独自理論を展開すんだろ

There's always someone who sees the title and becomes sad.


これ日本兵だったら公執公執叫びまくってわざと転んで少女をレイプするだろ

If this were a Japanese solder he'd probably cry out and fall on purpose and rape her.


日本円とかいまどき古いよ

Currency like the Japanese yen is so last century.


日本もアホみたいに出すけどな。末期医療で

Japan gives them out like candy as well for end of life care.


日本サイドは出たとして開催後…かな?

From the point of view of the Japan side, after the hosting?


日本刀専門家のイギリス人男性、実家の寝室で切腹

An Englishman specialising in Japanese swords committed seppuku in his bedroom.


日本列島がドス黒い色してる

The Japanese Islands has a dusky color to it.


日本にかえってきた…  チップ制度って滅亡し掛けてると聞いてたけれど  まだ即金なんだアメリカ

I went back to Japan... I heard the tip system is on the way out, but it is still the American way of making outright purchases.


日本だと制裁やってる感だけだしとけば支持率上がるからね

If it were Japan then with a feeling of holding back the approval rating would go up.


The situation behind the「lower class」that newly appeared in Japan.


日本の北朝鮮ファンクラブ「先軍女子」

The Japanese North Korean fan club "Former Military Girls" will again this year cosplay as the North Korean girls group "Moranbon Band" in a live performance.


日本は北欧好きだから習っても・・と思うが、


日本の原発輸出に英国現地の反応は

I know Hitachi is not all on board with this.


日本各地で「火球」か 目撃相次ぐ  これ半分安倍のせいだろ

All over Japan, sightings of a "fireball" happen one after the other. Half of this is Abe's fault.


日本各地で「火球」か 目撃相次ぐ  地表から空へ登っていく無明逆流れもありそう

All over Japan, sightings of a "fireball" happen one after the other. It was reported that Mumyōgyakunagare was ascending into the sky from the earth too.


カーリング日本の吉田知那美、世界に向けて「にっこにっこにー♪」 徳井青空さんも混乱（平昌オリンピック）  その辺は見てなかったけど  さっきテレビ付けたらもう第10エンドで、うっ、おあーっ、うまいっ、とか力入りながら見ちゃってるすごい正確だな韓国チームううん日本チームがんばれ  追記：わー延長！  追記：あーーーんでもおもしろかった韓国チームの精度すごかった

Yoshida Chinami of the Japanese curling team, gives the world a "Nikko Nikko nii ♪". Tokui Sora at a loss for words (Pyeongchang Olympics). I didn't see that part, but a bit ago I had the TV on and in the 10th end I was like "Ooh, ah,  nice" and I was really getting into it and thought their precision was amazing. The Korean team, and of course go Japan team. PS: Whoa, overtime! PS: Aaaahhh, but it was really interesting. The Korean team was amazingly precise.


日本には四季があるんだから冬には雪ぐらい降らないとね。

Japan has four seasons so you expect snow in winter.


日本国政府が教員下見計画

Japanese government plans to hold review of faculty.


日本地理は桃鉄で憶えられるしね

Well, after all, you can pick  up Japanese geography playing Momotaru Dentetsu.


日本型雇用を誰が殺したのか

Who killed the Japanese style of employment?


いま日本で増えている「出不精な若者」をどう鼓舞するか  まだやってるんかそれ！しぶといなホイチョイプロ

How to inspire the "lazy young man," which is increasing in Japan now. Are you still going this! Beautiful Hui Choi Pro


カーリング日本女子３連勝で首位

Japanese women's curling team reaches first place following three consecutive victories.


日本は「子供のためにできるだけサンタはいるということにしたい」文化があんまり定着しなかったね。なんでだろうね。[r/funny]

In Japan "For the sake of the children, I want to say that Santa exists as much as possible" type of culture didn't really take hold.


「日本のおよそ１６％の子どもが深刻な貧困状態」

"Roughly 16% of Japanese children are in a serious situation."


日本の子どもの貧困率に懸念

Concern over poverty rates among children in Japan.


「日本のどこがダメなのか？」に対する中国ネット民の驚きの回答  前も書いたかもしれんけど他者は受け容れられないのに自分のことは知ってほしい、褒めてほしいっていうのは思春期初期なんだよね、日本は国全体が中二病ってこと   かつてマッカーサーが言ったという「日本人は12歳の少年だ」っていうのも真意はそのへんなんじゃないかと思うわ  そういえば日本会議界隈の考えてることなんていかにも中二な他者視線に欠ける感傷的自己愛肥大症ってかんじ

Surprising response on Chinese internet to the question, "What is wrong with Japan?" I might have written this before, but despite being unable to accept others wanting them to know you and comfort you is something from the first stages of puberty. All of Japan acts like a middle schooler. I don't think that MacArthur's comment that "Japanese people are like 12 year old boys" was all that strange. Come to think of it, the way Nippon Kaigi thinks of neighboring countries without considering their viewpoints is basically the same as an emotional and narcissistic middle schooler.


「日本のどこがダメなのか？」に対する中国ネット民の驚きの回答  メンツや忖度の悪い面じゃないかな  ちょうど今謝罪してる町議や副大臣が指摘そのままの謝罪してるね

'What is there about Japan that is really awful?'  Chinese netizens make some astonishing revelations about our dark side. The town councilor and deputy ministers'  apologies were mentioned.  These apologies still stand.


サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  0%じゃないからいけるぞ

Football  Worldcup. Japan is determined with Columbia, Senegal, Poland for one section. Japanese fans, "let`s go" our chance is better than 0 percent.


サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  この組ならいける→やっぱダメだった  何度これを繰り返せば学ぶのか

Soccer World Cup.  Japan's opponents have been determined to be Colombia, Senegal and Poland.  Japanese fans: "We can do it!"  We can do it with this team → After all, it was hopeless  How many times will we repeat this before you learn?


サッカー、ワールドカップ。日本はコロンビア、セネガル、ポーランドと対戦決まる。日本人ファン「いけるぞ」  どう考えても3敗だろ…   勝とうとしてしょっぱいサッカーするより   思い切りやってくれや

Soccer, World Cup. Japan will compete against Colombia, Senegal and Poland. Japanese fans, "You can do it!"  No matter how you think about it, it's 3 losses... If you want to win, it takes more than inferior soccer  Please do it with all your heart


日本の「寿司」はなぜ地域でこんなにも違うのか

I wonder why the Sushi culture in Japan vary so much based on region.


日本の「寿司」はなぜ地域でこんなにも違うのか  TIL

Why is Japan's 「Sushi」so different depending on the area?


日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア

Japanese girls, 60% "in their next life want to be born as a foreigner" = Chinese media.


えっ、どうして？ 日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア  中学から高校なんて控えめに言って煉獄だろ。残当

Well, why? 60% of Japanese girls "want to born in foreigners in the next life" = Chinese Media. To say the least, purgatory is from middle school to high school. Disppointing


えっ、どうして？ 日本の少女、６割が「来世は外国人に生まれたい」＝中国メディア  日本でいい意味で外国人ていう場合絶対白人だよなあ

Why? Chinese media reported that 60% of Japanese girls are saying, “I want to be born as a foreigner in my next life.” One would definitely be white if one was born in Japan as a foreigner.


「日本ユニセフはアグネスチャンが広告塔やってるユニセフに名前が似ただけの団体」というデマに騙されてるクソ馬鹿

Those stupid idiots that were decived by the lie that "Japan UNICEF's Agnes Chan said that it is just an organization whose name looks similar on billboards."


日本でも影響出ててワロタ


日本は「いつのまにかアニメ後進国」：アイドルが登場するのは「ガンダムファンが嫌いそうだから」 「マクロス」河森監督の企画論  自衛隊の基地祭でも戦車大人気だし

Japan: "at some point, we fell behind in anime." Idols appear in the show specifically because "it seemed like something gundam fans would dislike."  Macross director Kawamori's theory of anime production. At JSDF festivals, tanks are a bit hit, too.


どこの日本だよと思ったら、アメリカかよ

What part of Japan, I thought, but I guess it's America


日本のメスザルは性的意図でシカ相手に疑似交尾

Japan's female monkeys show sexual intent by pretending to mate with deer.


日本のメスザルは性的意図でシカ相手に疑似交尾  鹿もまんざら嫌じゃない予感しかしない

Japan's female monkey has sexual intentions with deer, but she does not dislike fake mating deer, neither do deer's  side .


日本にもアニメに恋したヤモメという鳥がいます

There is also a bird called Yamame that fell in love with an anime character in Japan


日本に悪魔がいるってマジ？  エコエコアザラクエコエコザメラク  スチュワーデスになあれ!

Are there really demons in Japan? Eko Eko Azarak Eko Eko Zomelak  Become a stewardess!


日本に悪魔がいるってマジ？  裏切者の名を受けて♪

Are there demons in Japan?   Seriously?  Give us the betrayers' names.  ♪


日本の愛国者が駐日ロシア大使館にTwitterで絡み、国際問題に

Japanese patriots get caught up with the Russian Embassy of Japan on Twitter, creating an international incident.


日本の慰安婦像撤去要求、フィリピンが拒絶「表現の自由」

The Philippines has rejected requests to remove images of comfort women, citing freedom of expression.


日本の慰安婦像撤去要求、フィリピンが拒絶「表現の自由」

The Philippines refused Japans request for the removal of the comfort women statue, citing 'freedom of expression'.


日本政府「UFOの存在は確認せず」 答弁書を閣議決定  今公表したらパニックになるのは目に見えてるので当たり前   だからピカピカ目立っておるで〜ってアピールしてるのよ

The Government of Japan has produced an Answer, "The existence of UFOs have not been confirmed", in a cabinet decision   That this will cause panic if published at this time is obvious, because we are looking at it right now  That's why something that stands out brightly will always have its appeal


日本政府、カジノの入場料2000円取ればギャンブル依存症を防止できると誤認

The Japanese government says if take a Casino's entrance fee of 2,000 yen, you can prevent gambling addiction, which is false.


日本政府は去年１１月、日本の人権状況について審査を行う国連人権理事会の作業部会から「報道の自由」や従軍慰安婦問題など２１７の項目について勧告を受けました。

In terms of  "freedom of media",  Japan government was asked to ensure the independence of media by concern on Secret Information Protection Act and revision on Broadcast Act, but Japan government refused the warnings on "freedom of media".


If the Japanese government does it they get slammed.


日本政府、国連部会の「報道の自由」勧告を拒否

Japan government refused the "freedom of media" of  United Nations.


キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  おいおい、10万再生くらいのコンテンツやないか   おかしいだるるぉ！

Kizuna Ai has been adopted as a project of the Japanese government's tourism bureau  Hey, hey, isn't there content with around 100,000 views?  It's so straaange!


キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  くっさ

Ai Kizuna has been adopted as part of a project by the Japanese tourism bureau  Eww


キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  企業(スポンサー)の悪い意味で代弁させてる   アホな操り人形だったけど   頭脳(右寄)が入ったおかげで   無論悪い意味で   自由に動けるようになったな()

Kizuna AI used in project for Japan National Tourism Organization. Acting as a proxy for the business (sponsor) in a bad way. What a stupid puppet. Because it got in their head (右寄), without doubt in a bad way they were able to move freely ()


キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  豚は英語でトン

Ai Kizuna will be connected with the  government tourism bureau projects.   That's about as unbelievable as a pig speaking English.


キズナアイさん 日本政府観光局のプロジェクトに採用されたもよう  顔バレしたのらきゃっとは？

Kizunaai san,  was adopted a part  of a  project of the Japanese government tourist. What happened with Nora cat?


日本政府が輸出推進、採算ピンチ

Japanese government pushes for exports, financial crisis.


日本政府、デジタル通貨（ｅ円）発行の検討を明言。

The Japanese government has announced its consideration to issue digital currency (e yen).


日本だって数十年前は鼻薬にヒロポン混ぜてたよねｗ

In Japan we mixed in Philopon with nose medicine decades ago, lol.


日本文化の技能あれば永住容易に 政府、アニメや漫画が対象  もうね必死でしょ

If you have skill in Japanese culture, you can easily get permanent residency  Subjects are government and anime and manga  They're already desperate, huh?


日本文化の技能あれば永住容易に 政府、アニメや漫画が対象  忖度できないとダメだから、俺日本人のはずだけど追放されちゃうんだろうなぁ

You can easily get permanent residency if you have the skills that are fit for Japanese culture, such as in government, anime, or manga. It has to be assumed though, so I’ll probably get deported even if I’m supposed to be Japanese.


日本のスマホゲーム「旅かえる」、中国で異例の大ヒット

Japanese mobile game Travel Frog becomes an unexpected hit in China.


日本のこころ「朝日新聞が竹島の日を報じていない」は間違い→実は見落とし、謝罪はせず  これの相手して時間使ってんの？ハハッ

The heart of Japan, "Asahi Shimbun failed to report on Takeshima Day" was a mistake, actually it was an oversight, and they didn't issue an apology. You're wasting you time with this? Hah


日本メディアはスルーする、海外メディアが報じる「日本のおかしさ」  認知障害者や痴呆者、暴言老害がなぜか権力を持ち仕切る国

The Japanese media looks the other way.  Foreign media report on the strangeness of Japan. A place where the intellectually disabled and the demented, where filthy mouthed and bullying old men gain power.


Before long Japan's oceans will die: "Worst oil spill in history" is expected to make a direct hit on the ocean areas of Japan, according to proclamation from England's Ocean Center.


日本の特異性って結局島国なことに尽きると思うから、陸路で大陸とつながれば中高生の自殺も減るはず

Suicides among middle and high school children should decline if we could get to the mainland by road.


日本の『現実路線』はゲスすぎる


日本では現金決済を支えるのに年間2兆円ものコストがかかっている

It costs 2 trillion yen per year to support cash transactions.


「日本で２番目に小さい市」、小田急ダイヤ改定に歓喜

"Second smallest city in Japan", Odakyu Diamond change welcomed.


なぜ日本は「発達障害大国」なのか

Why is Japan a "Large nation with development disorder"?


なぜ日本は「発達障害大国」なのか 国別統計で常にトップレベルの理由  老害…

Why is Japan among the leading nations in terms of developmental disability? The reason it is always the top in country rankings: related to old age


日本相撲協会、暴行問題で貴乃花巡業部長の責任追及…冬巡業に帯同させず「安心して弟子を（巡業に）預けられない」「大切な力士を預かっている意識が薄い」  イジメやらチクリやら国技の総合商社だな

The Japan Sumo Association holds stablemaster Takanohana responsible for assault scandal... He doesn't make his apprentice go to the winter regional tour. "I can't let my apprentice go (to the regional tour)" "They don't have the awareness that they're in charge of an important sumo wrestler." Bullying and snitching, they're like the national sport's general trading company.


日本の県旗と、元になった文字

Japan prefectural flags, original writing.


日本の社会は人権の重さを噛み締めよ

Japan's society should reflect upon the importance of civil rights.


Oh, well if it isn't Japanese social cancer.


「日本の立場を官民を挙げてありとあらゆる場面で主張していくべきだ」

'We need to continue to insist on our position, which is held by all Japanese in both the public and private sectors.'


日本のお笑い界に「人権感覚」を求めることは、八百屋に魚を売れと言っているようなものです。

Seeking a "human rights informed approach" in the Japanese comedy world is like asking a greengrocer to sell you fish.


日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる

Japanese ants are driving away native species in the United States.


日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる  これは蟻ゲノム配列決定な流れ   駆除っていう実利の他に、社会性昆虫だから基礎研究の需要ある

It can do in Japan, Native species away in the US. This is a social insect, besides the real interest of sequestration of ant genome sequencing, there is a demand for fundamental research


日本アリ、米国で在来種追いやる  そうか、わかったぞ  野武士　→　野武士軍団西鉄ライオンズ  サムライアリ　→　ニシテツライオンズアリ

The American ants, overtaking the native species in America. Oh, I get it   Warrior → Nishi Nippon Railroad army corps lions   Samurai ants → Nishi Nippon Railroad lions ants


日本でやっても精々機種代だからコスパがね

Even if they did it in Japan it's mostly about the model, so it's an issue of performance for the cost.


日本の美徳は謙虚なんですよ（高慢


'Rising sun', telling the story of Japan's beauty and pride to the world.


Japan Aeronautics Institution, government owned land sold at one eight its appraised value.


日本の苗字「山本」は「山で楽しんだ性交」を意味する？

Does the Japanese family name "Yamamoto" mean "had fun intercourse on the mountain?"


日本の製造業「壊れつつある」−米紙が分析 「職人を軽視した経営者が悪い」  経団連が空気読まずにおかしなコメント連発して、誰もそれを批判しなくなった頃から異様な雰囲気出てきたと思うけどね   小泉＋ｹｹ中路線なんだけど

Japan's manufacturing industry 「In the process of breaking」 An american newspaper analyzes that 「The company that hates the workers are in the wrong」.  The Federation of Economic Organizations has been saying weird comments all around because of lack of composure, and since the time that it became so that no one would argue with them, I think that there was a bizarre air that came from that.  It's the same direction that Koizumi had...


Lets talk about the weather, so we can discuss things without any conditions'.\\nJapan; We can dismiss this.


日本語入力の「ATOK」、最新版は「月額制」のみに―買い切り版は終了へ  買い切りはまだいいんだが月額だと怖くてやめちゃうわ

Japanese input's "ATOK"'s newest version only allows a "monthly charge system." The outright purchasing version has ended. Outright purchase is fine but a monthly charge is scary so I'll stop using it.


エキストラバージンオイルって日本語で処女の汁なんだって

Extra virgin oil in Japanese is virgin's juice.


エキストラバージンオイルって日本語で処女の汁なんだって  でもvirginって童貞って意味もあるから男の子もいるのかも

So "extra virgin oil" in Japanese means the "oil of virgins," apparently. But "virgin" also applies to males, so maybe they use male virgin oil?!


日本語の英語教育は改善されていますか？  ALTの数が少なすぎる(1校に1人以下)   英語の授業時間が少なすぎて余計なことしてられない(中学3年間で270時間)   ALTの外国人は英語教授法を習ってない素人(出身国の教員免許は持ってるけど)     っていういろんな事情があるから難しいと思う

Has English language education in Japanese improved?  There are too few ALTs (one or fewer per school). There is not enough time devoted to English classes, so they can't do anything serious. (Total time is 270 hours over three years of junior high.) ALTs are just amateur foreigners with no formal training in English teaching (though they have teaching licenses in their native countries). So yeah, there are all these factors, so it's complicated.


日本の道路が左側通行になった意外な経緯


【日本すごい】邦人らが機内で乗務員の指示に従わず騒ぐ

'Japan is awesome' \\nJapanese people disrupt the plane, taking no notice of the cabin crew instruction.


【日本すごい】邦人らが機内で乗務員の指示に従わず騒ぐ 台湾の空港に引き返す事態に  暴れる日本人

[Awesome Japan] Japanese people make noise without any regard to the instructions of the crew in the plane. They were violent and had to return to the airport in Taiwan.


日本青年会議所：中韓中傷ツイッターで炎上

Junior Chamber International Japan: Apologies for a flame site on Twitter slandering China and Korea.


日本青年会議所の改憲ネット工作指針とされるもの： 愛国ミュージシャン山口采希推し、ボーカロイド曲化◆「改憲賛成美魔女図鑑」動画配信◆ツイッター右翼キャラ「宇予くん」 などが計画されているもよう  仮にも税理士のブログなのに1ページ目のテーマが漫画とラーメンしかないのな  この幼稚さが如何にもJCっぽい

Junior Chamber International Japan's constitutional change under net scrutiny: Pushing for patriot musician Ayaki Yamaguchi, making it into a Vocaloid song ◆「改憲賛成美魔女図鑑」Video Airing◆It seems like it's planned by personas such as Twitter right wing 「宇予くん」.  Even though it's a tax counselor's blog, the first page is about manga and ramen.  This immaturity is exactly like JC.


「日本は高スキル人材の給与が低すぎる」、人材会社ヘイズが中国などと比較

Recruitment agency Hays, comparing Japanese market to China, says "Wages for talented people in Japan are too low."


日本の高齢者は､なぜこうも｢不機嫌｣なのか | 「コミュ力」は鍛えられる！ | 東洋経済オンライン  世相じゃなくて、世代だろ

Why are old people in Japan always so 「grumpy」「コミュ力」


日産が20年かけて実用化、世界初「可変圧縮比エンジン」が示す内燃機関の可能性  これ→複雑化・部品増える だろうしなー   EVの部品が減るのとは逆の流れ      技術開発自体は良い事だけども、完成するタイミングが遅かったかな?

The world's first 「Variable Compression Ratio Engine」that Nissan spent 20 years to make for practical use shows the internal combustion engine's possibilities.  This I'm sure → Complications/parts will increase  It's the opposite direction of EV that would make parts decrease.  Creating technology itself is a good thing, but I wonder if it was just a late completion?


日産が20年かけて実用化、世界初「可変圧縮比エンジン」が示す内燃機関の可能性  関係ないけど「ドライヴァー」が気になりすぎて記事が読めん。「ヴ」を日本語から消してください(; ;)

What the world's first variable compression engine Nissan spent 20 years developing implies for the future of internal combustion. This is unrelated, but the way they spelled "driver" in Japanese is so irritating that I can't even read the rest of the article. Please get rid of the "vu" consonant in Japanese, it was never supposed to exist. (crying)


日産、ドライバーの心を読んで反応時間を短縮する技術を開発

Nissan develops technology that reads the driver's mind and reduces reaction time.


日産が横浜工場内に中古車オークション会場  GTRしか取引されなそう

Nissan's used car auction site in the Yokohama factory  It seems that you can only trade the GTR


日立は乗り気薄なのを政府が絶対利益が出るように税金補填を約束してやらせる形か

Is the government trying to make them do it promising a tax supplement?


１日に立つサブミ数的に今LLLのピークなんじゃないかな  なんかめっちゃ賑わっとる   こわい

It seems that now LLL is peaking with sabumi rising in one day. It's really busy, Scary.


日米首脳に「真の友情」が芽生え

"True friendship" sprouts between leaders of Japan and US.


[日経MJ(流通新聞)]プリキュア、ニッポン株式会社と戦う

[Nikkei MJ (Circulating Shimbun)] PreCure and Japan Inc. do battle.


日経コラム:一強安定政権で世界の尊敬を 「日本の外へ一歩出れば、世界は食うか食われるかの厳しい競争社会だ。弱みを見せれば即座に敗北し国民の生命・財産は守れない。そうした中で、他国の有識者たちが、日本の政治・経済の安定を世界の要石と称賛し、世界中からの訪日観光客が日本に住みたいと思う事実は、『一強の安定政権』によりもたらされた。」  日経映えする記事

\\nNikkei column: A strong, stable government to gain the respect of the world "When you step outside of Japan, it's a tough, competitive society where you can eat or be eaten.  If we show weakness, we'll immediately be defeated and become unable to protect the people's lives and assets. Meanwhile, experts from other countries praise Japan's political and economic stability as an essential fixture of the world, and the fact that visitors to Japan from all over the world want to live in Japan is a result of a 'strong, stable government'".  Nikkei prosperity article


「日経平均1万2000円まで下落」の現実味

A sense of reality as the "Nikkeo Average drops to 12000 yen".


日経平均は445円安、中東情勢を懸念

The Japanese average is 445 yen cheaper, anxious about the state of affairs in the Middle East.


Nikkei Average goes up by more than 500 yen.


日経平均株価 1100円以上値下がり ＮＹ市場過去最大の下落幅受け  すげえな、笑える

Nikkei Average sees drop in excess of 1100 yen. A drop on the level of the largest ever seen for the New York Stock Exchange. Amazing, hilarious.


日経平均株価 1500円以上値下がり 午後も全面安  グローバル市場だから仕方が無いにしても   毎回ダウより下がるのがなんというか…   もうダウ日本支部で良いわ

The Nikkei average stock price fell by over1500 yen. Stocks were all low in the afternoon too.  Because it is a global market there is nothing we can do, but each time it fell more than the Dow.  Its time to have a Japan branch of the Dow.


日経、読売、朝日、毎日……。新聞販売店主が次々と自殺していた！ | 文春オンライン  日経はあまり部数落ちてないと思ったけど   電子版に移られたら販売所は金にならんか

Nikkei, Yomiuri, Asahi, every day .... Newspaper shop owner committed suicide one after another!


「日給8000円・通勤手当なし」総務省サイバーセキュリティ課の求人に衝撃走る  事務員なら年収200万に満たなくても大丈夫とな...φ(*'д'* )ﾒﾓﾒﾓ

「Daily rate 8,000 yen・No travel allowances」I saw the job listing from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications and was shocked to see that the income of an office clerk doesn't even reach 200,000 yen per year...φ(*'д'* )ﾒﾓﾒﾓ


ベトナム日記 バイク移動編  水曜どうでしょうかな？

Vietnam Journal, Bike transportation chapter.  Maybe it's 水曜どうでしょう?


日銀総裁・黒田氏再任でいいの？

Is it okay if Bank of Japan president Kuroda is reappointed?


These responses in the Bank of Japan survey are increasing, but economic conditions are recovering.


｢日雇い派遣｣で食い繋ぐ34歳男性の壮絶半生

The heroic life of a 34 year old man who ekes out a living as a "day laborer".


日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル

Himma Fuji and the champagne bottle.... interim report  For details:  Yomiuri Shinbun digital.


日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル  相撲業界の闇恐い

Harumafuji with a champagne bottle... tentative report, details: Asahi Shimbun Digital  The darkness of the sumo world is scary


日馬富士はシャンパンボトルを…中間報告、詳細は：朝日新聞デジタル  読んだ限りでは悪いのは貴乃花親方

Hima Fuji has a champagne bottle... interim report, Details: Asahi Shimbun Digital Newspaper as far as I've read it is terrible Takanohana Masakata


日馬富士 引退  ダワーニャム･ビャンバドルジ容疑者になるのか   モンゴルの支援者もガッカリだろうな

Harumafuji retired  Is he going to become a suspect  I'm sure Mongolian supporters will be disappointed


日馬富士 引退  なんか軽怪さとテクニックで小柄ながら奮闘する姿が四股名に映されてよかったな

Harumafuji retires. I'm glad that his quickness and technique shined through as he worked hard to be a sumo wrestler despite his smaller size.


「日馬富士」暴行 貴ノ岩に叫んだモンゴル最悪の侮蔑語「ビスタ！」 | デイリー新潮  dヾ   ~~~

"Harumafuji" Assault. He yelled "Vista!" the worst most hateful Mongolian word at Takanoiwa | Daily Magazine dヾ ~~~


日馬富士「リモコンでも殴った」  酒瓶酒瓶どこへ行く

Harumafuji Kohei "I even punched a remote control"  Where are all my sake bottles going


旧優生保護法によって不妊手術を強制された女性が国を提訴 「尊厳を侵害された」  第二章　優生手術  （医師の認定による優生手術）  第三条医師は、左の各号の一に該当する者に対して、本人の同意並びに配偶者（届出をしないが事実上婚姻関係と同様な事情にある者を含む。以下同じ。）があるときはその同意を得て、優生手術を行うことができる。但し、未成年者、精神病者又は精神薄弱者については、この限りでない。  一　本人若しくは配偶者が遺伝性精神病質、遺伝性身体疾患若しくは遺伝性奇形を有し、又は配偶者が精神病若しくは精神薄弱を有しているもの  二　本人又は配偶者の四親等以内の血族関係にある者が、遺伝性精神病、遺伝性精神薄弱、遺伝性精神病質、遺伝性身体疾患又は遺伝性畸形を有しているもの  三　本人又は配偶者が、癩疾患に罹り、且つ子孫にこれが伝染する虞れのあるもの  四　妊娠又は分娩が、母体の生命に危険を及ぼす虞れのあるもの五現に数人の子を有し、且つ、分娩ごとに、母体の健康度を著しく低下する虞れのあるもの   子供のころ古い家庭の医学事典読んでたら載っててビビった記憶。20年くらい前までこのままだったよな

Women forcibly sterilized under the former Eugenic Protection Act bring suit against Japan: "Our dignity was disgraced." Section 2: Eugenic surgery (eugenic surgery under approval of a doctor) Article 3: Doctors can perform eugenic surgery on the categories of persons listed at left with, if applicable, the consent of the individual and individual's spouse (includes those persons who have not filed as married but are substantively in a relationship equivalent to marriage; applies mutatis mutandis below). However, the above shall not apply to minors, the mentally infirm, or the mentally disabled. 1. Persons, or the spouses thereof, with inherited psychological or physical impairments or deformities, or mental disability. 2. Relatives within four degrees of separation of a person or the spouse thereof with inherited psychological or physical impairments or deformities, or mental disability. 3. A person or the spouse thereof who has contracted leprosy and for which there is a risk of the leprosy being contracted by an offspring or descendant. 4. Where pregnancy or childbirth would pose a risk to the life of the mother 5. Where the person has multiple children and where subsequent childbirth would pose the risk of significantly impairing the health of the mother.  I remember reading an old medical almanac at home when I was a kid and being shocked to find this. This was in effect until just about 20 years ago...


早いうちにポンポンと子供作っておけばやる気も出る

If you have a child while you are still young you'll be more motivated.


おゆはん早すぎてお腹すいちゃうでしょ

Your dinner is so early you're going to get hungry.


早すぎ、遅すぎで１０円不足

Too early or too late, and you'll be 10 yen short.


明後日大事な日だけど、疲れたので帰りたいも  みみちゃん、身に覚えあるよね？😊

Tomorrow is an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊


明日10億当たる日じゃん  妻子持ちLer?

Tomorrow is worth a billion.  With my wife and kids.  Ler?


明日12日(火)は今季最強の冬将軍が襲来 日本海側は大雪、吹雪に警戒  少しだけ降った

Tomorrow, 12th (Tuesday) the strongest winter storm of the season will hit. The Japan Sea side has heavy snow,  bracing for a blizzard, it only lasted for a while.


ぼく、明日セールスマンをやるはめに  ぐふふ

Tomorrow, I'll be tasked with being a salesman, hehehe


ぼく、明日セールスマンをやるはめに

Well, now I'm stuck being a salesman starting tomorrow.


明日もう一度来て下さい。本物の銃剣道を見せてあげますよ。  教官ちょっとニヤけてるｗ

Please come again tomorrow. I'll show you the true form of Juukendou. The teacher is kind of grinning haha.


Is there anyone who is working tomorrow as well?


明日から仕事なの信じられない

I can't believe I have work starting tomorrow.


明日以降低温が続いて雪残りそうだわ

Looks like from tomorrow the temperatures will continue to be low so snow will be left over.


Starting tomorrow I'll go to a women's college.


明日から女子大に通う  かつてサラリーマンと呼ばれていた職種が今はSEと呼ばれている  という言葉がありましてな   要は何でも屋です

From tomorrow I will attend a girls' university. There is a word that the occupation which was once called a salaried man is now called SE. It is a shop does anything


明日から女子大に通う  そうだよ。モバイル系なら強いよ

Starting tomorrow I'll be going to a women's college. Yeah. It is strong for mobile related things.


明日実家に帰るので今日がシコり納め

I am going home tomorrow so today is the last day to jerk off.


明日こそグナイゼナウ掘るんや

Tomorrow I'm going to try to unpack Gneisenau.


明日ダメでも明後日ダメダメでもあたしを許して  一人でダメなら二人で挑めばいい、二人でダメ なら四人で挑めばいいさ。  一日でダメなら二日でやればいい、二日でダメ なら四日でやればいいさ。  戦いは数だよ兄貴。

Forgive me, even if I can't do it tomorrow, even if I can't do it the day after tomorrow. If I can't do it alone, the two of us can fight together. If that's not enough, the four of us can fight. If we can't do it in one day, we should do it in two days, if we can't do it in two days, then we should do it in four days. Battles are about the numbers, brother.


明日から最寄駅の一駅前で降りて歩くという行為をしてみたい

Starting tomorrow I'm going to get off the train one station earlier than normal and walk.


明日から最寄駅の一駅前で降りて歩くという行為をしてみたい  今 病院が病気の俺を痩せさせようと画策してて   痩せる方法とか めっちゃ説明してくるんだけど   1日30分歩く(連続ではなく合計で可)のは良いらしいよ   歩くのは有酸素運動だし続けると痩せられるとか   でも結局 食事もある程度制限しないと効果は薄いみたい   俺は今日も病院で運動療法をした帰りに   ラーメンの大盛りを食べてて超〜意味無し

Starting tomorrow I'm going to get off one station before the closest station and walk. Right now the hospital is trying to get me to lose weight since I'm sick. They explained to me that walking for 30 minutes a day (it doesn't have to be all at once, it can be combined) is good for you. Walking is considered aerobic exercise, and apparently you can lose weight if you continue with it. But in the end, you have to somewhat limit your diet too or else there aren't noticeable results. Today after I did exercise therapy at the hospital I ate a big bowl of ramen on the way home, and it was really meaningless.


Tomorrow, Tokyo will suddenly become hot.


明日、森友決済文書のコピー出されてもなあ コピーは私が持っているだけでも、3種類あるんだけど。 どれを出すんだろう？  絵に描いたような糞リプやんけ！   宇余君のアタマん中には下痢糞が詰まってるとでも言うのか

Even if a copy of Moritomo's settlement document is issued tomorrow, even if I have a copy, there are three kinds of copies. Which will be released？The very picture of it is a shitty response! Nokiyo's head must be blocked up with diarrhea and shit.


明石家さんまと大竹しのぶ元夫婦に共通する「戦争」と「弱者切り捨て」への怒り

The anger toward the joint "struggles" and "eliminating weakness" of former married couple Akashiya Sanma and Otake Shinobu.


Appearing together on "Akashiya Kouhaku"!


明確な同意を得なかった場合、男は双方の合意によるセックスの場合であっても強姦罪に問われる

If a clear agreement has not been obtained, even if it is sex that arose from the mutual will of both people, the man is questioned for rape charges.


Men that don't obtain clear consent will be charged with rape.


シンガポールから明けましておめでとう！  むしろ風が強いし微妙に肌寒く、近所の教会が打ち鳴らす4:30の鐘で目が覚めた@Nha Trang, Vietnam  花火をバチバチやるわけでもなく犬は一晩中遠吠えしてるし鶏がコケコッコー鳴き出した

Congratulations for opening in Singapore!  The wind is strong, and cold on bare skin.  I woke up when a neighbouring church started ringing the bell at 4:30@Nha Trang, Vietnam.  There were no loud fireworks, but there are dogs barking all night, and a rooster was crowing.


こういう昔のアニメのCMとか見てると知ってるタイトルが出たりこんなアニメがあったのかと発見したりと楽しい  おっさん(2007年って昔なんやな…)

It's fun to look at this kind of old anime commercial discover that there was such an anime in the past  Old man (2007 was a long time ago...)


It was like that in the old times, so I get it.


昔のノートPCには夢があったね vaio C1とかThinkPad 701とか からくりが詰まっていた  すげえええ

There was a dream in the old notebook PC, it was packed with trick in vaio C1 or ThinkPad 701


昔はテーブルトークRPGを郵便封書でプレイしていたという。

In the past we played tabletop RPGs through the mail.


レガシーで昔verのプロフ見れるよ

It is a Legacy and you can see the old version of the profile.


昔と今の梅干の違いみたいなもんかな

I wonder if it's like the difference between pickled plums long ago and now.


「その昔、善良なおじいさんがおりまして、地蔵に頭巾をかぶせたら髪の毛が生えました――」 薄毛に御利益があるという地蔵が栃木県の寺にまつられている。その名も「毛はえ地蔵」。古い逸話があるように語られているが、実は、僧侶の創作だ。  ちーがーうーだーろー！！  このハゲーー！！！！

'Once upon a time, there was a nice old man, who made hoods for the Jizo statues, which made their hair grow. A jizo who bestows benefits on the balding has been enshrined in a temple in Tochigi Prefecture. It is called the Hairy Jizo.  This is the legend, but it was really made up by the priests. \\n No!  Tell me it isn't so!  What about my baldness!


「その昔、善良なおじいさんがおりまして、地蔵に頭巾をかぶせたら髪の毛が生えました――」 薄毛に御利益があるという地蔵が栃木県の寺にまつられている。その名も「毛はえ地蔵」。古い逸話があるように語られているが、実は、僧侶の創作だ。  これは歴史的重罪だろ

\\nOnce upon a time, there was a kind old man who covered the heads of the jizo (bodhisattva) statues with a hood, and so their hair grew.  There are jizo telling of the benefits of baldness in the Tochigi Prefecture temple.  These are called the Hairy Jizo. So goes the tale, but it was all a fabrication by the priests, a historical con.


その昔天皇陛下もおっしゃっておられた

In the past the Emperor said so as well.


昔のおしゃれの常識が非常識すぎるのでちょっと見てくれ

The fashion standards of the past are lacking in common sense, take a look.


でも昔幼女だったおばさまとかにしか当たらないんでしょ?

But it only hits old ladies who used to be little girls, right?


昔有線流してる会社あったけど音苦手だから辛かったな

In the past a company I was at played music over the PA system, and I couldn't get used to it and it was tough.


エプソンのインクジェットプリンタも昔はちゃんと紙が通るメカの所は鉄板で頑丈に作られ、重く出来ていた

In the past the paper feeding mechanism on Epson Inkjet printers was strong and dependable, and it could do a lot of work.


昔のビデオデッキとかテープを通す経路が全部アルミの鋳物の上に載ってたりした

In old video cassette players the path where the tape travels was on all aluminum casing.


昔はボーナスは額面そのまま貰えたらしいね


星消し飛ばす兵器の直撃をどう耐えろと…。

How can we withstand a direct hit from weapons that can take out stars...


なぜ「デビルマン」の映像化は失敗続きなのか？  なぜデビルマンの批評は失敗続きなのか？   おっさんが憶測でつまらない掛け合い漫才するから   (永井豪にインタビューしたのかと期待したのに…)


": Buzzwords that make you think the world's gone crazy: "Instagrammability & EQ": I'm like this sometimes myself.


ヤクルト春季キャンプで豆まき、鬼退治に失敗

Yakult scatters beans at spring training in purification ritual, fails to chase away ogres.


春、急に暑くなってきて大変だ

Spring, it suddenly gets hot and it's tough.


スシロー、春の新メニューは「苺すぎるパフェ」「苺のミルキーロール」 期間限定 ←何屋なんだよ  イチゴは冷凍物は色落ち凄いし解凍するとグニャグニャになるからなま物扱うんだけど、  売れないときの廃棄が凄い値段になるから本当の原価の倍は見積もってから3倍位は取らないと採算取れないもんね

Sushiro, new spring menu includes "Super Strawberry Parfait" and "Strawberry Milky Roll" for a limited time ← What kind of restaurant is this? When strawberries are frozen they lose a lot of their color and when they are thawed they get soft, so they need to be handled as fresh, but then the ones that aren't sold have to be disposed of at a huge loss, so you need to estimate double the actual price and if you don't sell them for about triple you can't turn a profit.


Sushiro's new spring menu ha "Too much strawberry parfait" "Strawberry milky roll" For a limited time ← What kind of shop is this? Frozen strawberries lose their color when freezing and become limp when thawed, so you shoudl really use fresh ones, but since there is a great cost when throwing them away unsold, the price is as much as double, so you can't make a profit unless you sell three times as much


春しんどい  バーイシコォ♪バーイシコォ♪バーイシコォ♪  アイワントゥーライマイバイシィコォ♪アイワントゥーライマイバァーイ♪  がエンドレスで流れるからダメ

Spring is exhausting. Bicycle ♪ bicycle ♪ bicycle ♪ I want to ride my bicycle ♪ I want to ride my bicycle ♪ plays endlessly, so it's no good.


春しんどい  そんなことより痩せろ


春節番組「黒人差別」問題に見る中国人の「哀しき優越感」  流石父の国やな

Lunar New Year program "racist towards black people". Chinese people who have a problem with it have "sad superiority complexes". Just as I expected from my father's country.


昨年3月に倒産した人気ゲーミングハードウェアブランド「Mad Catz」が復活、新製品のお披露目はまもなく  在庫処分のRAT1買い損ねたからそれだけ再販してくれ

The popular gaming hardware brand "Mad Catz" which went bankrupt last March revived, the new product's announcement coming soon. I forgot to buy RAT 1 at closing sale, so resale it please


Prefectural police state it 'can't be confirmed'.


昨日久々に散髪に行った 「もみあげどうしますか？」「丸くして」「丸！？細くじゃなくて？」「そうです細くです細く」表現って難しい  そういうのもあるのか 今度試してみよう(嘘

Yesterday I went to get a haircut for the first time in a while.  「What would you like to do with your sideburns?」「Make it round.」「Round!? Not thin?」「Yes, thin, that's what I meant」Expressions are hard.  I guess stuff like that happens too.  I'm going to put it to the test next time (Lie


昨日寝起きにエイサイハラマスコイ踊りして筋肉痛になった僕よりマシ

It's better than me, since I danced the "Eisai Haramasukoi" shortly after waking up.


昨日が最終出社日でした。

Yesterday was the last day of publishing.


昨日「辞めたいけどお金のこと考えたらもう少し続けた方が良いよな…」今朝「眠い寝てたい辞めたい」

Yesterday: "I want to quit but thinking about money, I should continue a little more..." This morning: "I'm sleepy I want to sleep I want to quit."


昨日配信のメガテンD2「リセマラ長い」「配布石が少ない」「廃課金ゲー」「ゲーム内に広告つけるな」  次作るときはポケモンGOみたいな感じでおねがいメガテンってスマホやARと相性良いと思うし   屋外で悪魔に遭遇して交渉したり戦闘したりしたい

Megaten D2 released yesterday. Players say "reset marathon is long," "few gems offered," "useless F2P game," "keep ads out of my game." Please, next time make it more like Pokemon GO. After all, Megami Tensei is the perfect fit for smartphones and AR. I want to meet demons outside, negotiate with them, and battle them.


これ昨日録ったやつなんだけど、警戒兵排除する手際が鮮やかで笑う

This was recorded yesterday but this cautious way of eliminating watchmen is brilliant but clearly funny.


昭和天皇独白録を落札した高須克弥氏 「国の宝を取り返さないといけない」と理由を語る  内容改竄されそう

Takasu Katsuya on winning at auction a transcript of a monologue by Emperor Showa, "National treasures must be reclaimed" given as reason. It seems like the contents could be falsified.


昭和天皇独白録を落札した高須克弥氏 「国の宝を取り返さないといけない」と理由を語る  ・独白録はヒロヒトの元側近（私人）のメモで、天皇が書いたものではないし国の宝とかでもない  ・メモを書いた寺崎英成の妻はアメリカ人で、相続した娘がアメリカ在住だったからアメリカで見つかった  つまりもともとアメリカにあったもので「海外流出」したわけではない  ・独白録は史料としての価値はあるが、メモ原本自体はそこまで価値のあるものではない（だから個人で買えた）  ・すでにその内容は文春文庫から出版されていて、日本中の誰でも読める

Takasu Katsuya wins monologue of Emperor Hirohito at auction, says the reason is that "national treasures must be recovered". The monologue is a memo from close associates (private friends) of Emperor Hirohito, it isn't something the Emperor wrote, and it isn't a nation treasure. The wife of the writer of the memo Terasaki Hidenari was American, and their daughter lives in America, so it was discovered in America. So basically it was something that was in America from the start and it isn't the case that it was "taken overseas". The monologue does have historical value, but the original memo itself isn't really all that valuable (that's why an individual was able to purchase it). The contents have already been published by Bunshu Bunko, and anybody in Japan can read them.


「昭和」のデートテクは「平成」にも有効か？ デートマニュアルを検証してみた | ライフスタイル | LEON.JP  そういえば安倍も会食接待のメインはホテルだった   あ…

Are「Showa」dating techniques effective in 「Heisei」 too? Tried to inspect a dating manual | Life style | LEON.JP  Speaking of which, Abe's dinner reception was at a hotel. Oh...


It was the Special Higher Police in the Showa era.


昭恵夫人の変わらぬ能天気ライフ


“昭恵夫人隠し”か 財務省が「法律相談書」大量公開の思惑  あーあいいな〜 昭恵夫人と懇意になって税金使い放題パス手に入れたいよ 最も優秀な財布じゃね？

"Is Ms Akie hiding?" It is expected that the Ministry of Finance's "legal consultation book" will be made available to the mass public. That'd be nice, I'd like get acquainted with Ms. Akie and get that pass to use tax money as much as I wanted. That'd be quite the quality wallet, wouldn't it?


昭恵は野党の追求に耐えられないからと考えてはいそう

Whether it is for research or being summoned, being called by the Diet is an embarrassing thing.


昼休みとは別に昼寝休憩がほしい

Aside from lunch break I would like to have a nap break as well.


昼ドラが土曜深夜に復活！東海テレビが仕掛ける「夜のドラマ」  フジが昼ドラやめたから、テレ朝がやすらぎの郷とトットちゃんでヒット連発   フジはあほすぎる

Daytime dramas to be repeated late on Saturday night! Tokai TV presents 'Night drama;. Fuji TV has stopped its daytime dramas.  It was so short sighted after the series of popular hits 'Arasagi country' and 'Totochan' put out by TV Asa.


昼寝してるとよく「寝過ごして遅刻する」という夢を見るのだが

When I take naps I often have dreams where "I oversleep and am late."


昼食はパンの耳、電車に飛び込もうとも… 追い詰められるアラフォー非正社員  この世代は徒党組んで無敵の人々化しても驚かんよ

Bread crusts for lunch, even when piling in the train car... driven to the wall by temporary workers around 40 years old. I won't be surprised if this generation bands together to become unstoppable.


あの時一番必死に反対してたのは野党自民だったが

The opposition Liberal Democratic Party was the one aggressively opposing it at the time.


時事通信どうした  そうか。産まれたか

What's up with the newsletter?  I see. It's been created


時事通信どうした  黄色くてモコっとしとる

Daily event message: What’s wrong?\\nIt is yellow and rocky.


ある時、フォーマルスーツ以外のスーツとタイを処分したらすっきりした

Since that time, I completely stopped wearing a suit and tie aside from formal suits, and it felt great.


時々文春も忖度記事書くよね

Sometimes Bunshu writes sontaku articles that pander to superiors too.


この時期に太もも丸出しの幼女なんなの！！！！  寒そう

It is a young girl who thighs out at this season! ! ! ! It seems cold.


ボーナスもらえないのにボーナスの時期になると購買欲が増す

I don't get a bonus but when bonus season comes around I get the urge to buy things.


ボーナスもらえないのにボーナスの時期になると購買欲が増す  おせち予約しよう

As the bonus time comes in , the purchasing desire grows though I don't get bonus Let's make a reservation for Osechi (food served during new year holidays )


「だって、その時だけは、みんな私を大事にしてくれるから」 女性にこのように思わせ性的に搾取する そこに自由意志はありますか？ 様々な圧力で女性を性産業へ追いやるの魔の手は少女も例外じゃない 女性の人権を侵害する性産業の非合法化と性産業が無くても女性が文化的生活ができる福祉制度は人権擁護の為に必須 神戸新聞NEXT｜阪神｜少女の心埋めた風俗「その時だけは大事にしてくれる」  赤字国債削減。   折角宗教団体を無税にしているんだから、使わなきゃ損だろ。

[Because, at that time, and only at that time, everyone treated me well]. This is the way that women are being sexually exploited. Are they really free to choose?  They are pressured by bad people into joining the sex industry, and young girls are not exempt. We need to abolish a sex industry that tramples on women's human rights, and we need to ensure there is a social welfare system available that allows women to participate in society, once there is no sex industry.  This is part of human rights.  Kobe Shinbun NEXT| Hanshin| The sex industry destroys women's souls at an important time that should be cherished.  Reduce the national debt.  I may as well use my tax free status as a religious organisation or I will lose it.


『アトム：時空の果て』2018年3月29日（木）11時にサービスを終了  海外CFで失敗してる時点で辞めりゃいいのに……      息子とはいえ眞はブラックジャックの   糞リメイクと言い、るみ子以下だし   もう二度と手塚案件には関わってほしくない   汚点が増えるだけやん         と言うか   ちゃんと国内CFの   特典は配送したのかしら……

"Astro boy edge of time" Ended its service at 11 o'clock on Thursday, March 29, 2018. They should of given up. They shouldn't do remakes for Tezuka Osamu's creation; they just creates worst version of it.\\n


"Astro Boy: End of Time" To terminate service at 11 o'clock on March 29, 2018 (Thursday)  Although it's fine to give up when it's failing on an overseas CF...... It's the son, Musuko was Black Jack  It's a crappy remake and not even good enough for Rumiko  I don't them to have anything to do with a Tezuka project ever again  It would just be another disgrace  Is that so? I wonder if there's some benefit to using a domestic CF......


その時きっかけになった総理大臣もあべぴょんだった

The Prime Minister who had the opportunity at that time was cutie Abe.


その時スデに行動は終わっているんだッ!


時計買いたいんだけど  しんぷるいずべすと

I want to buy a clock, but simple is best.


時速1,600km超を目指す超音速カー、ジェットエンジンで衝撃的な加速を披露（動画あり）

A supersonic car, aiming for speeds of over 1,600km/h.


やっば時間守れるとかお前すごすぎだろ

After all, you are amazing at being on time.


時間が経つのが早すぎてつらい。あと2週間もしないうちに3月  やだ…春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  春が来て夏が来て秋が来て冬が来て  何も成し遂げてないし精神的に成長していないのに時間だけが過ぎていき老いは止まらない  結婚も出産も家の購入も子の進学も無いから残すライフイベントは親の介護と葬式くらいなもんだろ  猫かわいい猫  猫のように生きたい

The passage of time is so quick it is painful. It will be March in less than two weeks.  No way... Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Spring comes, Summer comes, Autumn comes, Winter comes  Not having achieved anything or grown spiritually, only time passes, unable to be stopped, bringing old age  Without marriage, giving birth to a child, the buying of a house, and children's progress in school, one's remaining life events are really just caring for one's parents and arranging their funeral, isn't it...  Cat, cute cat  I want to live like a cat


ロマサガとかもだけど時間経過気にするゲームは疲れるわ

Romasaga or something, but the game I care about gets tiring over time.


この晒し上げと樹海首つり晒し上げの差がわからないんですが

I don't see any difference between this sort of headline grab and the death forest headline grab.


スマホ普及10年で「友だちとのリアル付き合い行動が激減」という衝撃の事実

The shocking truth behind "real activities with friends sharply declining" 10 years after smartphones became popular.


普天間の事故も後押しした感じだろ

It's like the Futenma accident is pushing him from behind.


だから普天間基地から最速で移転するという話になってるんじゃんよ

So it was being moved as quickly as possible from Futenma Base.


I was playing it normally on the Internet.


サンコー、普通に炊くだけで糖質を33％カットできる「糖質カット炊飯器」の先行予約を開始  寒天とか自動で混ぜる機能とかあるとよさげ

Sanko starts preliminary reservation of "sugar cutting rice cooker" which can cut carbohydrate by 33% just by cooking normally It'll be great if there's a function like mixing agar automatically


普通に籠池はんが逮捕されてなきゃあのオッサンボロ儲けだし、既にダンピングして売った訳だから正当な税収の何割か失ってるんじゃないのか？

If Kagoike hadn’t been arrested, he would have made more money by dumping and selling.


普通のドキュメンタリー風の映像だったけど

I thought it was your ordinary documentary style footage.


If you ignore it when you shouldn't then out in the real world it's just fussing about the needs of others!


これゲーセンの景品で取ったことある

I've gotten one of those from a game center's premium UFO catcher.


でも景気は回復してるから…。でいつまで通すのかと。


景気拡大９割も…「実感と合わぬ」４割

90% claim growth in the economy, 40% claim that "data doesn't match up with reality."


景気が良ければ株価は上がるけど株価が上がれば景気がいいとは必ずしもならない

If the economy is going well then stocks go up, but just because stocks go up you can't say the economy is going well.


いざなぎ景気を超える好景気と言われるのに、実感が湧かない理由

People talk about the good times with the Izanagi economic boom, but there's a reason it didn't feel that way.


景気がよくなっているのに飲食業の倒産が増えている！  アベノミクスで良い物食べてみんな舌が肥えたんだよ！（鼻から前頭葉たらしながら

The economy is getting better but more restaurants are going out of business! Because of Abenomics people are eating better food and refining their palate! (Frontal lobe drips out of my nose


スパコン「暁光」のPEZY Computingの齊藤元章社長らが4億円超の助成金詐欺で逮捕、自称保守界隈との関係も  ４億円ポンッとくれたぜ

Super computer "Gyoukou" PEZY Computing chief Saito Motoaki arrested for subsidy fraud of more than four hundred million yen, also involved with self proclaimed conservative neighborhood. He was just given four hundred million yen.


暁光の延長で、台数増やすだけで1エクサフロップス超えはきびしいんじゃないの？

With Gyoukou extension, just adding more machines might make it tough to surpass one exaflop, right?


暇すぎて宗教とかにはまりそう

It seems they are getting involved with religion.


暇なので過去スレ見ていたら面白いの見つけたのでぼくもやる  (セックスが)当たり前の男祭り

Because I'm free, and because I was looking at previous threads and found an interesting one, I'll also do (sex) natural man festival


もはや暑い通り越して痛そう…


なんやこの暖かさァ！！！！！


暗号通貨に手を出す投機家は、どこぞの愚か者がコインを手に入れるために自分より多くの金を払うだろうと考える  盗難、持ち逃げ、相場操縦、踏み倒し…が合法か軽い罪または発覚の恐れなしなんだから、その筋の人にとったらパラダイスやろな

It's thought that speculator's who get involved with cryptocurrency are counting on some fool to get involved with coins at a higher rate than what they paid. Robbery, making off with with something, market manipulation, shirking payments.... Since those are light crimes or things that you aren't worried about people finding out, if you were to take out those kinds of people then it would be paradise.


これ暗にいっしょに狩り行こって言ってるだろ


暮らしに「ゆとりなくなってきた」


暮らしに「ゆとりなくなってきた」 日銀調査で回答増加  国策として原発を推進したいのは政府なり省庁なのだが（総発電量の7割以上は商工業用（住宅用が約3割だが店舗兼住宅を含むので））   原発事故の発生確率を0%にすることが出来ない以上は遅かれ早かれ起きるに決まっており   この対策として間接的に民間の電力会社と重電メーカーにやらせる二枚盾作戦をとっているのだろう（これなら事故の責任は自分達の方に来ないし最悪切り捨てればよい）   なぜそう思うのかというと電力会社は発電に何を使おうがコストを電力料金に上乗せすれば良いだけなので大きいリスクを背負う理由が無いからです

There is less and less elbow room in livelihood: the answers from Bank of Japan's survey continue to grow. The ones that want to purport nuclear power as a national policy is the government and their offices. (Overall, over 70% of electric power is used for business (and about 30% is for homes, but that includes homes that are also businesses.)) You can't completely lower the probability of a nuclear accident to 0%. Sooner or later it's going to happen. As a counter measure against this, they are indirectly allowing the private electric companies and makers of heavy electrical equipment do it as a two shield strategy. (If this is the case, we won't be the ones to take the blame for an accident and and at the worst it will be omitted.) The reason I think this is if the power companies raise the electric fee for using the generators for whatever they are used for then they'll be fine and there is no reason to take on big risks.


ひとり暮らしのご飯ってこういうヤバさあるよね限界飯

There's some sketchy things when it comes to making food for yourself when living alone.


ヤンキーが暴力を振るうのは、他者の表情を読み取れていないからである  恐怖と驚きは一般人よりDQNの方が正解率高いんだなぁ

Yankee wields violence because fear and surprise which is because the expression of others can not be read is higher than that of ordinary people by DQN is higher rate of accuracy


ヤンキーが暴力を振るうのは、他者の表情を読み取れていないからである  それはある   殴る教育の建前は「他人の痛みを教える」だが実際に憶えるのは「殴れる側が正しい」だ

The reason a delinquent will raise violence against another is because they cannot read the facial expressions of others.  A certain punching lesson might be "Teaching others pain", but what really leaves an impression is "Thee side that is able to strike is right".


「暴力やめて」訴えても…殴る蹴る、児童に体罰２年  死刑で  こいつのせいで学校嫌い勉強嫌いになったら人生滅茶苦茶になるよ  体罰は殺人と何ら変わらない

Even if you say "stop the violence"... Hitting and kicking, giving corporal punishment to children, two years, death penalty, because of this if kids come to hate school and hate studying it'll mess up their life. Corporal punishment is no different than murder.


暴力のすげーのが銃なら殴りたいとかぶっ殺すとか思いやすければ大量殺人の可能性あんだろ


ビットコインなどなど暴落中、まさかホールドしてたやつはいないよな？  いうてまだバブルじゃない

Bitcoin and others are declining steeply. There's no way there are people who were holding on to theirs right? It's not the bubble after all.


やっぱ曜日でいじらんといかんか


曲作れない、、  (サンプリングを...サンプリングを使うのじゃ...)

I can't make songs,, (the sampling...I must use the sampling...)


曲作れないのは冬のせいに違いない

The reason that I can't make a song is because of the winter.


I'm very familiar with this genre, but it was nice to have a feeling of ending calmly     It's amazing that you were able to make that song


曲できた。民族音楽的な曲ってコードあてづらいし無視して作っても良いんだよね


かんじむずかしいよぉ  きょひって書いてみ


書いててうんざりしたけど、この例えキモ過ぎて二度と使いたくない…


ゾウが書き初め、長い鼻使い「いぬ」…宮崎

An elephant writes calligraphy for the New Year, using its long nose to write "dog" ... Miyazaki.


ゾウが書き初め、長い鼻使い「いぬ」…宮崎  しょぞうか

The elephant started writing "dog" using his long nose... are you a Miyazaki "Shozou"?


「レビューに書くぞ」に泣き寝入り 代引商品を受取拒否された富山のゆるキャラ 法的措置を取れない理由は  代引やめてコンビニ先払いのみにしちゃえよ      あーシニア層なー   アホみたいに金突っ込んだマイナンバー使って、年金から支払う決済方法とか出来ればいいのにね

"I'm going to write a review!" I said as I cried myself to sleep. Toyama's costume character rejected a cash on delivery product. Just change from doing COD to paying in advance at a convenience store so they can't have a reason to take legal action. Ah, old people. Like idiots, they shoved their money into the national identification number system. It would be great if they could just settle this by paying with their pension money.


こんなタイトルの書籍を、なんの配慮もなく最前列に山積みすることを容認している中部国際空港。この題を理解して悲しむ人は必ずいる

The Chubu International Airport where books with such titles are piled up without any consideration.


書類破棄も日本の伝統入りしそうだね

Seems scrapping documents is fast on its way to becoming a new Japanese tradition.


｢最上級に豪華｣として載ってるしじっさい最上級に豪華だと思う

But it's rated "The highest level of splendor" out of borderline foods, so i think it's actually the highest level of splendor.


最初と最後しか読んでなかったからようやく話がつながった

I only read the beginning and the end so the story didn't make much sense.


最初のところは自分の年齢帯をクリックしてね

Click your age group  on the first part.


最初のところは自分の年齢帯をクリックしてね

In the beginning click on your age range.


レッサーパンダ 最も危険な遊戯  思ってたより大きい！ 小型犬くらいかと思ったらシバ犬より大きい 幼児サイズじゃん

Red panda is most dangerous to play with. It was bigger than I imagined! I thought it was nearly the same size as a small dog but it was bigger than a shiba  inu. Almost a toddler size.


最多は月19回！｢遅延の多い路線｣ランキング  総武線が1位って中央線の遅延なんかも総武線で調整してんだろうな。小田急が5位って納得。ホントに頻繁に遅延してるわ。  総じて、過度な経費抑制（特に人件費）のための整備不良のせいってのが増えてんじゃないの？

The most was 19 times in a month! Ranking of "train lines that are most often late". The Sobu Line being first is probably because when the Chuou Line is late the Sobu Line has to adjust. I'm not surprised that the Odakyu Line is fifth. It really is late all the time. All together, aren't there more cases where excessive cost cutting (particularly for personnel) is blamed for inadequate maintenance?


最大10GbpsのFTTHサービス「auひかり ホーム10ギガ」、3月1日受付開始。俺のPCのLANの100倍の速さなんだが  通信ってのは相手があっての話だからな、相手が遅けりゃ結局遅い   ツィッターだってしょっちゅう糞詰まって何も流れてこなくなるだろ

The FTTH service with a maximum of 10GBps 「auひかり ホーム10ギガ」will be available for order on 3/1.  It's 100 times faster than my PC's LAN, but communication is only good with a partner, and if your partner is slow then the communication will still be slow.  Even Twitter sometimes clogs up and nothing flows on the feed, right?


最大野党が解党に追い込まれていたため全議席を与党が獲得

The ruling party gained all seats because the largest opposition party was driven to extinction.


最寄駅のホームで地味巨乳「ふぁあ〜！ふぁあ〜！ふぁあ〜！ふぁあああ〜❤」 ぼく「」  乳輪でかい

Simple big tits at the nearest train station platform. Tits: "Fluffy...soft...plump...❤" Me: "..."  Her areolas are huge


最後の一滴までシャンプーやリンスが出てくるボトル「ひみつのプロペラ」を八尾市の町工場が開発

A small factory in Yao city has developed a "secret propeller" bottle that will get those last bits of shampoo or conditioner out.


最後散々な物言いでワロタ

The stupid argument at the end made me laugh.


The end was a steal, Oblivion takes me back.


最後の笑顔でガチ恋させにくるのやめろ

Stop making me fall in love with you using that last \\nsmile.


なんでこのマルフォイ最後耳抑えてたん？怪電波？


最後に自分までコケててわろた


最も所得が低い階層への所得再分配、日本は米国並み水準か

An income redistribution aimed at the class that make the lowest income, is Japan on the same level as America?


最も所得が低い階層への所得再分配、日本は米国並み水準か  日本の場合米帝みたいに寄付の制度とか弱者同士で救済するコミュニティみたいなのが脆弱すぎるから  米帝並の所得再配分だったとしても末端は米帝より悲惨な生活を強いられてそう

An income redistribution: the most earnings will be redistribution to the lower class. Does Japan have the same standard as the USA? In Japan's case, the reason they do things like setting up a US imperial style contribution system or have a community where the disadvantaged people help other disadvantaged people is because they're too fragile. Even if they distributed the earnings like the US imperialists do, it looks like the extremities would be forced to have a miserable life, more so than US imperialism.


スター・ウォーズ最新作「最後のジェダイ」

The latest Star Wars production 'The last Jedi'.


スター・ウォーズ最新作「最後のジェダイ」 世界興収１０億ドルを突破  すげー面白かったし9も楽しみ

The most recent Star Wars movie "The Last Jedi" brought in over 1 billion dollars at the global box office. It was super interesting and I'm looking forward to the 9th movie.


最新式の文房具いいなと思うけど今持ってるのはどうすりゃいいの問題  ワガママぼでぃ

I think the latest style of stationery is so nice, but I don't know what to do about the problem I have now  Selfish body


最新式の文房具いいなと思うけど今持ってるのはどうすりゃいいの問題  大昔に買った普通のホチキス  ↓  出先で必要になって買った携帯用小型ホチキス  ↓  最近興奮して買った針なしホチキス（穴あけタイプ）  ↓  新型針なしホチキス（強力プレスタイプ） ←ほ、ほしい！ ←イマココ   みたいな…

I think that the new style of stationary goods is great, but I have a problem with what I should do with what I already have. The normal stapler I bought forever ago ↓ Here's a small, portable stapler that I bought while traveling because I needed one then ↓ Here's one I bought recently after getting excited about it not needing staples (hole punch type) ↓ New model stapler that doesn't need staples (strong press type) ← This, I want this! ← Like in Ima Koko.


ＧＥが最終赤字１兆円 保険重荷、電力追い打ち  GE（げっ）て感じだな

GE's final deficit 1 trillion yen. insurance burden, electric power follows GE (ge) it feels like


Remarkable Recently, I haven't done it...


最近乱視がひどくなった気がしてメガネ作りに行って視力検査したら「乱視なくなってますね」って言われた  ぼくメガネ屋で一生懸命乱視の補正して数年後に眼科で測ってもらったら乱視ないよっていあれた

Recently, I had a hunch that my astigmatism has been getting worse, so I went to a glasses maker and had an eye test. I was told "You're astigmatism is going away." I've gone to glasses shops to try to get my astigmatism corrected as best as I can and after several years an ophthalmologist told me that I don't have astigmatism.


最近は今更civ5にはまってる。時間ないから休日にしかできないけど。

Recently I've finally gotten into Civilization V. I don't have much time so I can only play on my days off though.


最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い

Recently, it's hard to hear that it's not heresy that people are watching anime even though they are adults.


最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い

Recently the phrase "Even though you are an adult you watch anime" is not considered heretical and that's tough.


最近「大人なのにアニメ見てる」っていうのが異端視されなくて辛い  俺「2ちゃんみてる」  友だち「俺もみてるよ、ハム速」  俺は友人を失った

Recently heretical things like "I watch anime even though I'm an adult" aren't being said and it's difficult   Me "I look at 2chan"  friend "I also look at hamusoku"  I lost my friend


最近は、ちくま学芸文庫までが真面目な本に嫌韓嫌中をほのめかす帯をつけて売ろうとしているらしい

Lately there has been implied hatred of things Korean in serious Chikuma Gakugei Publishing books.


てか最近の安倍の媚売り譲歩具合見てこれに騙される奴いるのか

However, with his  recent flattery and the condition of the \\nnegotiations, I wonder how people can be deceived by him.


最近イカの密漁が多いそうじゃないか

Aren't there a lot of cases of squid poaching lately?


最近イカの密漁が多いそうじゃないか

It seems like recently there has been a lot of dolphin poaching.


最近寝れないからしこってから寝てる

Recently I haven't been able to sleep, so I've been jerking one off before sleeping.


最近年一回すら更新してなかったからなー


最近の幼児読者は理不尽悲劇系のおとぎ話読んで最初に抱く感想が『かわいそう』『悲しい』じゃなく

Suddenly everyone is talking about this bloody bird.


最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない

Its a recent thing, but the comments are not thoughtful.


最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない


最近なんだかコメントがなにも思い浮かばない  そういうときは「へらぶな」「めすちそ」

Recently I can't think of anything to comment  At times like this, "crucian carp" "Mestizo"


ここ最近は手軽にマリカー8でオン対戦


最近は捨ててばっかだからセーフかな

Recently I am only throwing stuff away, so it should be fine.


それで最近森田まりこの露出が増えてたのか。人類の進化や！

Four characteristics of "Gorilla Girls" overflowing with tolerance  Because of that Morita Mariko's exposure has increased  It's the evolution of mankind!


最近流行りの「童貞である事を馬鹿にしてはいけない」は絶対に間違っている

The recent trend of "Not making fun of someone for being a virgin" is absolutely wrong.


最近スレ立てが少ないわけだが  は？てめぇチンポしゃぶるぞ

Why haven't there been any threads lately? Huh? I'm gonna suck your dick.


最近お給料で本買いまくってる

I recently went to buy books with my salary.


最近お給料で本買いまくってる

Recently I've been buying tons of books with my earnings.


最近くらげばんちといいオモコロといいサーバが重すぎてスッと見られないのは腹立つわ

Recently Kurage Bunch and Omokoro's servers are so slow that I can't see it right away, it's pissing me off.


最速動画見たけどすごいと思った（小並）

I watched the fastest video but I thought it was awesome (Konami)


『スーパーマリオワールド』最速クリア記録がついに1分切り、50秒53に。コントローラー4本挿しで20秒の短縮に成功  まあしかしTASは超えていないようだ

[Super Mario World] speed record.  The time finally clears 1 minute, to 50 or 53 seconds.  The  time is reduced by 20 seconds by installing 4 controllers.  But it doesn't surpass the TAS.


最高値450ドル周辺から今は12ドル周辺まで落ちてるから価値97%くらい消えてる

It has fallen from a high of around 450 dollars to 12 dollars now, losing 97% of its value.


最高裁判決を無視 安倍政権は「官房機密費文書」開示せず  裁判所長官は声明出さないの？ もう笑うしかないのかな

Ignoring the Supreme Court ruling the Abe administration did not disclose the "Secret Bureaucracy Documents" Does the Commissioner of the Court not issue a statement? all you can do is laugh...


月刊誌「声優グランプリ」付録の「声優名鑑」女性声優掲載人数が800人に

Monthly magazine "Voice Actor Grand Prix" appendix "Voice Actor Directory" lists 800 female voice actors.


月収12万の私が自覚してなかった貧困の真実 ｢100％自分が悪い｣と自らを責め続けていた  そうなんかー

I kept blaming myself that my monthly 120 thousand income was "100% my fault." I see


月収４０万いってる人がNSRに何人いるのかな？

How many people at NSR reach 400 million a month?


月収２０万円「将来のため」８５万円分購入後…仮想通貨：朝日新聞デジタル

Monthly income 200,000 yen "for the future" after an 850,000 yen purchase... Cryptocurrency: Asahi Shimbun Digital.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  12月9日からカプコンカップ2017始まるよ   今年最後最大のsf5イベント   ウメハラやときど、Punkなどが出場してる   板ザンも出てるからザンギ好きな人は応援してね

Monday is game night! Let's chat with everyone!  Capcom Cup 2017 is starting December 9  The year end's biggest sf5 event  Those such as Umehara and Tokido, and Punk will make an appearance  Itazan will also come out, so those who like Zangief, cheer, okay?


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  1何真面目に語ってんだよネタ上げろ   steam売上上位を参考にする俺も怖いけどさ   あ、レビューは見てないです   2見ろよ、FPSゲーマーが兵を動かしたら猿回しより酷い   3プロバイダは変えることができる

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! 1) What should we chat about? Give your suggestions. I'm afraid after looking at the steam sales rankings. Ah, but I didn't look at the reviews. 2) Take a look, FPS gamers who influence solders are worse than performers with monkeys. 3) The provider can be changed.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  1,良ゲーだったけれど一瞬で骨の髄までむさぼりつくされたよね   プレイヤーが獣みたいになってる

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! 1, It was a good game before, but it ended up becoming greedy to it's core. The players have basically turned into animals.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スプラトゥーン2たのしい

Monday is Game Day! Let's discuss!  Splatoon 2 is fun.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  2万で旧VITA随分前に買ったけどvitaのゲームはデモンゲイズしか買ってないわ……   やるとしてもアケアカとフリプで満足してしまってる

Monday is game day! Everybody let's chat! I bought the old VITA for 20,000 a while ago, but the only vita game I've bought is Demon Gaze...... Even if I do play I'm satisfied with Arcade Archives and Free Play.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  6バカだ

Monday is Game Day! Let's have a fun chat together. Idiot


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  Darkest Dungeonは三人死ぬ大Wipeやらかしてモチベ下がったので、ゼルダBotWのDLC遊び始めた   リハビリ期間などなく、いきなりオワタ式のやるかやられるか始まってワロタｗ   なんとなくミファーちゃん方面から進めているけど、やっぱり神ゲー   強制縦スクロール中も「あ！ヨロイゴイ取らないと！」「あ、ゴーゴーハス取らないと！」みたいに強烈に誘惑されて、BotWやってるなぁと感心した  Shield Breakerマジゴミクズ二度と使わない(戒め)

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! On Darkest Dungeon I had a huge wipe with three characters dying and it killed my motivation, so I started playing the Zelda BotW DLC. The rehabilitation was going without a problem, and suddenly it was the part where you either die or kill in one hit and it was hilarious. I kind of headed in the direction of Mipha, and once again realized how truly amazing this game is. While moving north I kept thinking "Ah! I need to catch some armored carp!" Ah! I need to grab some fleet lotus seeds!" and getting strongly lured in, and I really felt like, "This is BotW." The Shield Breaker is really garbage and I won't use it again (warning).


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ニーアのLPサントラを聞いた      CDは音が「鳴っている」だけどレコードだと音楽が「生きている」感じ     レジスタンスのフィールドやパスカルの村といったニーアの有機的な一面に嵌まる曲が入っているのも良い     裏返すのが邪魔くさいけど、レコードでしか出せない世界観は確かにある

Monday is game day! Everybody, let's chat! I listened to NieR's LP soundtrack. On a CD the sound is just "there", but on a record the music seems to be "alive". I like that pieces, such as Field of Resistance and Pascal's Village, that fit into NieR's coordinated scenes are included. Flipping it over is tedious, but there is definitely a worldview that can only be achieved through a record.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スマブラたのしみ

Monday is Game Day! Let's all chat! Enjoying Smash


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  いつも一人でI→II→IIIしてるピカリちゃんとコンボ組める貴重な人材よね

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Pikari, who's always playing I→II→III alone, is teaming up with a special person.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  モンハンやっと上手くなってきた、たぶん  一か八かってのがやっとなくなったのがHR63  よくいう、無駄だお前の動きは見切った、ってのが体感としてようやく理解できたわー

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! I finally got good at Monster Hunter, I think. I was finally able to get past the desperate times at HR63. You often hear the phrase, "It's a waste of time. I saw right through your plans." I was finally able to experience that feeling firsthand.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  中古美品裸初代VITAが5000円切ったからついに買ったが   ソフト買うの忘れる失態をしたから   素直にお詫びソフトやらアーカイブで辛抱してる      ワイの2000円ドラクエ11を返せよぉ

Monday is a game day! Let's chat with everyone! Bought a used clean VITA because the price dropped below 5000 yen. i messed up and didnt buy any software


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  中華統一と地球防衛を両立してて忙しい どっちも敵が多い

Monday is game day! Let’s small talk together! We will be busy coexisting the protection of the earth with the unification of China. Both movements have many enemies.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  今朝先週からためてたので10連したらノワールとブラックでたわ   これであとはグリーンだけだから今週中には揃いそう   ユニオンイベも来るからドックの拡張検討中     外装は個人的にはどうでもいいけど捨てられるのかなこれ   装備して減らすにも限度があるし倉庫圧迫しそうで怖い

Monday is game day! Let's get the discussion going! I had been saving up since last week, so this morning I did ten in a row and got Black and Noir. The only one I need is green, so I should have the full set sometime this week. The union event is approaching as well, so the dock expansion is under review. I don't really care about how it looks, but is this going to get discarded? There's a limit to how much you can equip and reduce and it's getting scary how tight the inventory is.


Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! I'd been saving them up since last week, so this morning I did 10 in a row and got noir and black. All I need now is green, so I should be able to complete them this week. The Union Event is also coming, so I'm considering expanding my dock. For outward appearance I personally don't care all that much, but can I just throw this away? There is only so much you can equip and decrease, and my inventory is so packed that it's scary.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  え、伏線ぶん投げたHODが今頃新作出るのか   嬉しいけどナンパリング付かないから出てないタロットまだ出し渋るのか    ~~DAYTONA3?   ソウルリバース?   知らない子ですねえ…。~~

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! What, after screwing up the preparations HOD is releasing a new creation now.  I'm happy but it probably won't even make the numbers.  They got desperate and used cards that weren't even on the table~~ DAYTONA3?  Soul Reverse? I don't know these children...


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  レジェ入りおめ！！

Monday is gaming day!  Everyone mix and mingle!  Woo woo!


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  去年一番ドキドキしたゲーム  超オススメ

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! This was the most exciting game of last year. I really recommend it.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  このゲーム、唯一イベントだけは金を出さないと全く楽しめなくなったからなぁ…   （その上ガチャの方は金を出しても入手は運頼みという輪をかけたクソっぷり）     この前がいつだったか忘れたけどその時のオークションも競りに出た戦車だだ余りで笑った記憶がある

Monday is game day!  Let's all chat!  We we're able to enjoy this sole game without spending money... (On top of that, the vending machine was made so even if you spent money it was based on luck whether you received anything) I forget when it was exactly, but at the other day's auction the military tank that was up for bids were all left over and I remember laughing


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ガンヴォルトのロロの声優さん引退宣言してるじゃん…  続編大丈夫かよ…

Monday is game day! Let's chat, everyone! The voice actor for Gunvolt's Lola has announced her retirement... I wonder if there will still be a sequel...


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  プリ強いらしいから戻るかと思ってデッキみると豪華すぎてやる気うせる

Monday is Game Day! Let's have a fun chat. The Priest is apparently strong, so I thought they'd put that back in. I looked at the deck and it's too wild and overpowered. I lost my urge to play instantly.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズールレーンはネプイベのノーマルクリア後は夕立堀りこなしつつ神通改を完成させる   当然夕立は出ない   建造は前半50後半50でコンプする予定だったがブランが出ずに   １００連でパープル２、ホワイト３、プラン１の結果で後半はキューブ課金確定   燃料貯め直して後半始まる前にイベ鑑を出きるだけ育ててEXTRAに挑戦

Monday is a game day! Let's chat with everyone! After finishing Neptune event's normal stage, Azur Lane completes magic power while digging up shower Naturally the shower doesn't come out Construction was scheduled to be completed 50 at the first half and 50 at latter half, but bran didn't come out and resulted with latter half being 2 purple, 3 white, plan 1 in 100 continuous rounds and cube charge was settled Refuel and raise event paragon as much as possible and challenge EXTRA before the latter half begins


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ミリシタ必死にジュエルためて100連回したけど限定どころかSSRすら出ないってどういうことやねん

Monday is the gaming day! let's talk about it! How come I don't get the specials or not even SSR after accumulated Jewel and reached 100 consecutive times in Mirishita


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  アズレンイベント戦果：  Z46：４隻  グラーフ：１隻  ヒッパー：４隻  シャルンホルスト：１隻  ヴァンパイア：２隻  POW:１隻  愛宕：１隻  ドイッチュラント：１隻  グナイゼナウ：０隻  まあ夕立掘りに戻ろうか

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! Azur Lane event results: Z46：４ships  Graph：１ship  Hipper：４ships  Scharnhorst：１ship  Vampire：２ships  POW:１ship  Atago：１ship  Deutschland：１ship  Gneisenau：０ships  Well, time to return to searching for Yuudachi.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  テラバトル  新クエストのガルーダを苦労しつつ撃破  みんながフェノを引きたがるわけだ  彼女抜きでの勝利はあり得なかった

Monday is game night! Let's chat, everyone! Terra Battle  Terra Battle  Struggle to defeat the new Garuda quest  That's why everyone wants to get Feno  There could be no victory without her


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  ポケモンの新しいやつやりたいけどまだ銀が終わってねぇ  来週買う

Monday is the gaming day! let's talk about it! I want to buy new Pokemon game, but I haven't finished the Silver. I will buy next week.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  うまいレビュー書くじゃないの   動画見てからやるか決めよう

Monday is game day! Everybody let's chat! You write good reviews. I'm going to decide if I'm going to do it after I watch the video.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっとこさゼルダの祠コンプしたわ  最後の祠見つけたときの達成感がすごかった

Monday is game day! Let's chat with everyone! At last I completed Zelda's Hokora. That sense of accomplishment when I found the last shrine was really great.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  精神疾患持つほど病んで学級から弾き出されちゃう子って、知能高くて学習達成度高くて道徳の理解葛藤運用能力が高い傾向あるって医者の洞察聞いたことあるけど  「いい奴は戦死した奴だけだ」の世界で生きるなよっていつも思う

Monday is games day!  Lets meet and mingle!  I have heard of a child who was taken out of school because he was so sick he was diagnosed with a mental illness. According to the doctor,  he had high intelligence, high achievement and understood moral complexities.   The doctor thought he should not have been born into a world where 'the only good people are those who die in battle'.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  自分もその二つの差は気になってるけど   艦これが勝手に死んでったんじゃないかなと    自分はまだやってるけど以前の情熱はないし   目新しいイベントやシステム改変もないからね・・・   そもそもスマホゲーとスマホ対応のブラゲじゃ勝負にならない気がするｗ

Monday is Game Day! Let's discuss with everyone!  I'm also worried the difference between the two, I'm still playing KanColle although it went off and died. But I don't have the passion for it like before. There aren't any new events or system innovations...\\nWell to begin with, I got the feeling that it's not a game for the smartphone or a smartphone compatible browser game lol


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  芋多すぎるのでopsops2ともにスカベン付けてスモーク炊きまくってたのが俺です   ops3は語れるほどやってない

Sunday is game day!  Let's all chat!  There were too many potatoes so I was the one including opsops2 and turning on the scavenger and cooking a lot of them.  ops3 hasn't done enough to say too much.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  やっぱりあれか...あれ行き方分かんなくて放置してるわ  コモン割りきらいだよ～  なんでリソースするときお別れの言葉言うかな～  つらすぎるよアレ...

Monday is game day! Let's chat with everybody! I guess... I don't know how to get there, so I've been left behind. I don't like common divisions. When do people say goodbye when resourcing? It's too tough...


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スイッチ買ったで～  マリカー８かゼルダどっちから遊ぶか迷う   こたつで丸くなってゲームで年越しや！

Monday is game day! Let's chat with everyone! I bought a Nintendo Switch~. I can't decide between Mario Cart 8 or Zelda. I'm ringing out the new year with a game and  my round kotatsu.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  クイズ資産もってるのに流用してないのかな   太原、長春はイベント終了までのデイリーで出なかったら追加10連回してみる   東煌は艦隊で発揮できるスキル持ちが多いけど戦艦や空母はあるんだろうか

Sunday is game day! Let's all chat together! Despite having the quiz fortune will it not be reused? In Taiyuan and Changchun until the event end, if there isn't one every day then try an extra 10 times. Donfan has a lot of skills that can be used to lead the Kantai, but there are probably battleships and aircraft carriers.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  マリオオデッセィ、ちょっとずつ進めてて、ようやく最後の国に。  ここまで来ると、良い所と悪い所が浮き出て来て人に喋りたくなるね。  一昔前の宮本さん主導なら、ここは削ってた(そもそもオデッセイ号必要か?)よなぁとか、  これだけの数の敵をキャプチャーしても、操作破綻しないボリュームは今時だなぁとか。  ゼルダBotWと同じく、スタッフの世代交代を肌で感じられるゲームだ。

Monday is game night!  Let's all chat together!  I've been clearing Mario Odyssey little by little, and I'm finally on the last country.  At this point, the pros and cons have shown themselves and it makes me want to talk to others about it.  I think of things like, I would have shaved this portion off if the previous leader, Miyamoto was still in charge (Is the Odyssey ship even necessary?) or other things like, it's really something to marvel at this day and age that even though we can capture this many things, the controls aren't too shabby.  Just like Zelda: BotW, it's a game where you can just sense the change of staff when playing.


月曜日はゲームの日！皆で雑談しましょう！  スマホゲーだが魔界ウォーズと勇こなまいきという中々のビッグネームが出て2つとも面白い

Monday is game day! Let's all chat together! Makai Wars and YuuKonamaiki are smartphone games that have become big names, and they're both fun.


月曜日の朝。LLLは静かです。  クロマキー合成できそう

Monday morning.  The LLL is quiet.  It can be a chroma key mixture.


ほら月曜日になったら熱下がる！


ほら月曜日になったら熱下がる！

See my fever's going to go down on Monday!


月曜日だしロリの笑顔を貼っておくぞ

It's Monday so I'll paste on my Lolita smile.


月曜の朝は道路に融雪剤(食塩)を巻くところから始まる  そこまで豪快に撒いてないです

Monday morning I begin by using a snow melting agent (salt) on the road  I have not scattered it fully


「月本国」が建国された  なろう小説きらいじゃないけどすきじゃないよ

"Gapan" has been founded  Well, I don't hate novels, but I wouldn't say I like them either


キャラクターはにじさんじの月ノ美兎

The character is Nijisanji's Mito Tsuikino.


２月野菜：ハクサイ、ニンジン高値続く

February vegetables: Chinese cabbage, carrot highs last.


これを「有事工事」というのかな？


有事になると工事が増える

In emergency situation, more factories are constructed.


有名アニメーター、「ネト充のススメ」監督で、ホロコースト否定論者のネトウヨとして知られる柳沼和良さんが英語でも語り始め、海外にも知られる

The famous animator, director of "Recovery of an MMO Junkie", known holocaust denier and net right winger Kazuyoshi Yaginuma has started to tell tales in English, and is also known overseas.


有明海で赤貝を密漁していた70代の夫婦を逮捕。１００馬力の改造漁船で逃亡を図る

Arrested a couple in their 70s who were fishing a red shell in the Ariake Sea.


ラジオや有線かかってる職場よかったな

I'm glad the workplace has radios and such.


有能ならレイプしてもいい国ジャパン

I guess Japan is a country where if you are talented it's fine if you rape somebody.


有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  ありゃまRIP

Sudden death of Ariga Satsuki, 52 years old. At the forefront of the "boom in popularity of female announcers". Hid the fact she was fighting an illness. Oh man. RIP.


有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  また一人著名人が鬼籍に…   52歳はまだ若いよ…   R.I.P.

Ariga Satsuki, sudden death. The 52 year old started the "female announcer boom in popularity". Kept her illness hidden... One more famous person passes away... 52 is still so young... R.I.P.


有賀さつきさん急死 ５２歳“女子アナブーム”火付け役 闘病隠して…  割と驚いたけど、去年から芸能系のまとめサイトで激ヤセとヅラ着用によるガン疑惑が囁かれてたみたい。

Sudden death of Satsuki Ariga, 52. An instigator of the "women announcer boom", she hid her fight against illness... I was relatively surprised, but it looks like there had been whispers on entertainment websites that she had cancer, because of her massive weight loss and the fact that she was wearing wigs.


【朗報】うんちでた( `･ω･´ )  うんちマン


【朗報】きららファンタジアにキルミーベイベー参戦決定！

【Good news】It's been confirmed that "Kill me baby" will be participating in the battle in "Kirara Fantasia"!


【朗報】強制わいせつ罪の成立に「性欲を満たす意図」は不要、最高裁が全員一致で47年ぶりに判例を変更

[Good news] To be categorized as a crime of indecent assault, there is no need for "the intention to satisfy one's desires", Supreme Court unanimously overturns 47 year old ruling.


いまの朝ドラヒロインって、KOなんだってー

Isn't the heroine in this morning's drama named KO?


朝のラジオ体操  出たな三連休  おはポキッ

Morning stretching to the radio \\nThe three day weekend arrived.\\nSnap


朝寝坊したいのにおしっこしたくて目が覚めた…これが加齢…  2回はめざめる

I wanted to sleep in, but I needed to pee so I woke up... This happens when you get older... I wake up a second time.


朝日批判もね、提出の名前が違うって、それも経緯の説明は一応籠池側からされてて

The person who criticized Asahi's name was actually changed, and that was actually also submitted by Kagoike's side.


朝日の捏造とかぬかしてた輩は首括る準備してんの？

Is the Asahi Shimbun group ready to take responsibility for their fabrication and omission of details?


朝日新聞、ツイッターのハッシュタグで「平昌オリンピック」を「平壌オリンピック」と打ち間違え

Asahi Newspaper mistakenly uses the Twitter hashtag #Pyongyang Olympics instead of #Pyeongchang Olympics.


朝日新聞の慰安婦大誤報めぐる報告会開催 ケント・ギルバート氏「朝日は事実に基づいて検証、世界に説明すべき」  「でも慰安婦はいたん」    「それは朝日の大誤報だ」    「でも朝日の誤報と慰安婦の実在」    「朝日の大誤報だって言ってんだろ」

Report meeting held concerning the fake news on comfort women published by Asahi Shimbun. Mr. Kent Gilbert says "Asahi should conduct a verification based on the facts, and provide an explanation to the world", "There were comfort women", "This was huge fake news from Asahi", "The misinformation of Asahi and the reality of comfort women", "I'm saying Asahi published fake news"


朝日新聞「朝日新聞の慰安婦に関する報道で誤った事実が世界に広まり名誉を傷つけられた」などとして、国内外に住む６２人が弊社に謝罪広告の掲載などを求めた訴訟が、弊社勝訴で確定しました。これで慰安婦報道を巡り弊社を訴えた裁判がすべて、弊社の勝訴で終結したことになります。  次はデマで沖縄の名誉を傷つけたKKKまとめ速報と八重山日報を訴えないと

Asahi Shimbun: 62 people living within and without Japan claimed being slandered due to incorrect facts being reported in this newspaper concerning comfort women, and they brought suit against us to print an apology. The suit was found in favor of our newspaper. This concludes all lawsuits against our firm concerning reporting on comfort women and finds them in our favor. Hmm, next we have to go after the KKK reports and Yaeyama Nippo, which dredged up a false report that slandered Okinawa.


ロリコンの朝は早い  へー長いんだね

Morning for pedophiles is early and long, isn't it?


グラドル朝比奈祐未の「透明に見えるビキニ」が発想の勝利すぎる

Actress Asahiina Yumi's "Bikini that seems transparent" is too much.


朝起きると、マミさんが俺の上に覆い被さるように眠っていた

I awake in the morning to find Mami sleeping on top of me.


朝起きたら家出なきゃいけない時間ってことよくあるよね  スレ立ててから約10時間

Doesn't it often happen that you wake up in the morning and it's already time to leave  Approximately 10 hours after creating the thread


朝青龍 コロコロコミックにブチ切れ 「品格がない日本人！！ 許せない！！謝れ！！謝れ！！謝れ！！どこのゴミの会社！？」「よっぼど中国人がましや！！」  義経＝チンギスハン説を取ってるからなw   けど面白い、チンギスハンの時代や高原の勢力とか細かく描いてて好感持てる

Born out as a Korean comic Koikoro "Japanese without dignity!! Unforgivable!! Apologize!! Apologize!! Apologize! Where is the garbage company?!" "Chinese are way better!" Yoshitsune = I'm taking the Genghis Khan theory but it's fascinating, I can draw favorably with the details of the ear of Genghis Khan and the forces of the plateau


朝青龍 コロコロコミックにブチ切れ 「品格がない日本人！！ 許せない！！謝れ！！謝れ！！謝れ！！どこのゴミの会社！？」「よっぼど中国人がましや！！」  関口宏が司会の「知ってるつもり?!」って日テレの番組でチンギスハーンを特集  1995年9月29日放送 征服王伝説※2時間SPチンギス・ハーン  番組冒頭で「モンゴルの英雄です」とゲストのモンゴル人女性歌手(オユンナ)  ヒトラー並みの残虐な独裁者、異常者としてえがかれる  ゲストの人が余りに不憫だった

Asashoryu. Livid at CoroCoro Comic. "Japanese people without dignity!! Unforgivable!! Apologize!! Apologize!! Apologize!! What kind of garbage company is this!?" "Worse than a Chinese person!!" Sekiguchi Hiroshi, moderator's comment "They knew about it?!" Nippon TV program Genghis Khan special. September 29, 1995 broadcast. Legend of the Conquering King. * 2 hour special Genghis Khan. At the start of the program Mongolian female singer Oyunaa said he was a "Mongolian hero". A savage dictator on the same level as Hitler, depicted as a deviate. The guest was despicable.


「朝食を食べたほうが体にいい」という定説は、食品会社が作り出した迷信だった!?  昔のケロッグは味も多くてオマケもついてたから楽しかったが   今のケロッグ種類少ないしオマケもないんだよなぁ   あと牛乳がけでそこそこ腹溜まるまで食べるのがしんどい

The dogma that "eating breakfast is better for your body" was a superstition created by a food company! The old Kellogg has a lot of flavor and was fun, but now there are fewer types of Kellogg. And it is too painful to eat until it's been soaked up with milk.


朝鮮総連本部に発砲 男２人を逮捕、右翼団体関係者か  桂田教官とか呼んで持ち上げてたお仲間達は  これを擁護するのか、知らんぷりを決め込むのか  どうするんだろうな  あとこういう人が銃を手に入れられてるのが怖い  追記  ざらっと反応見てみたら  ・自作自演だ！派  ・これは義挙である！派  ・リンクは貼らないけど保守速報の『【悲報】 朝鮮総連に拳銃を撃ち込んだ自称右翼活動家の桂田智司容疑者 1992年に炎上トラックで首相官邸に突撃敢行していたｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ』とかいうタイトル見てなんか極左の仕業と思ってるっぽい派  ぐっちゃぐちゃ。そして胸糞＆怖い

Shots fired at the North Korean Federation headquarters.  Two men arrested, both suspected to be connected to right wing groups.  I suppose Professor Kachiranda and others who raised this matter would support this, but will they come to a decision?  What will they do? I'd be scared if those types got access to guns. Follow up report: Looking at the reactions: 'This is just posturing!' 'Factions!' 'Virtue signalling!'  I can't attach the link, but the Conservative breaking news reports  'Satoshi Katsurada, a self styled right wing activist and suspect in an attack on the Prime Ministers official residence in 1992 from a burning truck, fires a handgun,  during the North Korean Federation wwwwwwwww' These type of responses seem to come from the extreme left faction.  Insane, toxic and scary.


フジで期待してるのアニメ枠だけだから

I'm just looking forward to the anime block on Fuji.


木のしなりとかが地味な効果をもたらしそうだ

The bend of the wood and such seems to provide a modest effectiveness.


木の妖精（ホモ）のやつも見たい

Tree fairies (homo) would want to watch too.


ただの木の球が3800(税込み)なら皆気づくだろ？

If the ball of the tree was only 3800 yen (including tax), everyone would notice, right?


未だに俺たちの麻生にはしゃぐオタクをご覧ください

Even now, to watch our Asou please see しゃぐオタク.


未成年女性の人権を守るという社会の強い意志の賜物

It's a grave crime, and it is the gift of our society that we have such a strong will to protect the civil rights of minor women.


未明に何言ってだこち亀の時間だぞ

to Shingo Katori early in the morning is nonsense its Kochikame time


未明に大音量「セカオワ」震度４の宇和島

A large noise in the early hours, "end of the world" Magnitude 4 in Uwajima.


未明に「生きろ！」「死んじゃダメだよ」とツイート


「未来の母親」が激減していく日本

"Future mothers" sharply decline in Japan.


未稼働原発に５年で５兆円超支出

Nuclear power plants that are out of commission cost an incredible 5 trillion yen over 5 years.


未だに蔦吉姐さんのイメージだわこの人


本のカドで小突いた平沢が悪いのか…

I wonder if Hirasawa is to blame for poking them with the corner of the book.


本当にお仕事できないマンで何をやっても失敗するの…

I'm really a man who can't do work and I fail at whatever I do...


これ本当にガチャ売るためだけに作っただけだったな

They really only made it to sell capsule toys.


本当の引退ならグズグズこんなこと書かない

If they were really retired they wouldn't keep writing like this.


ごめん本当はバッカじゃねーのと思ってる


本当の敵は安倍政権ではなく政治的無関心  安倍が悪い   あと昭恵も悪い

The true enemy is not the Abe Administration. It is political indifference. Abe is bad. Akie is bad too.


ここから本文です 「味がないから嫌」ご飯を残す子どもたち 個族化する家族、変わる“ニッポンの食卓”  コメみたいな炭水化物ばっかじゃなくて栄養のあるもん食べろよ  これだからヅャップはピッチでフィジカル負けするんだよなぁ

\\nThe main point starts here  Children abandoning rice, "I don't like it becase there's no taste"   For forming families, "Japan's dinner table" is changing  Instead of eating only carbohydrates like rice, you must eat nutritious things  This is why Japs are losing in physical fitness on the pitch, huh...


ここから本文です 「味がないから嫌」ご飯を残す子どもたち 個族化する家族、変わる“ニッポンの食卓”  ネトウヨはお米食べられなくって困ってるのに

The main part starts here. Children leaving parts of their meal because "it doesn't have any taste." Families that group together, changing "Nippon's table" can be problematic because Neptune can't eat rice


ここから本文です 「自画撮り」規制、来年2月から＝条例成立、全国初施行へ―東京都議会  水泳少年「えっ」

The main sentence is from here. The polices of taking pictures of yourselves will start from Febuary of next year. The first national trip. Tokyo conference, the swimming boy “what”


本日のポプテピピック声優予想スレ

In this thread: guess who will be today's Pop Team Epic voice actor.


Seems like it will appear in today's evening paper.


Seems like it will be in today's evening paper.


本日夜9時からテレ朝で「君の名は。」をやるから見よう

Watch "Kimi no Na wa" on TV Asahi at 9:00 tonight.


本日のポプテピピック  本放送よかった  また見よ  AC部もよかった  またまた見よ

Japan's Pop Team Epic  This time's broadcast was great  Let's watch it again  The AC part was also great  Let's watch the time after next


本日のサレンダー橋本 ためになる  八木沼が一番まとも説

Today's Slender Hashimoto is useful. I have a theory that Yaginuma is the most respectable one.


本日の漫画日記  かなちい…


本日の漫画日記  金曜日「仕事つらい…でも明日は休み…あそこ行ってあれ買ってあれしてあれしよ！！たのしみ！！！」  土曜朝「おそとでたくない…ねよ」グスピー

Today's manga diary  Friday  "Work is tough... but tomorrow I have a break... I'll go over there and buy that, let's do it!! I'm looking forward to it!!!"  Saturday "I don't want to go out... yeah"


本日の画太郎は社会派です  ネットで真実ワロタ

Japan's Gataro is social commentary  Truth in internet lol


本日のポプテピピック症候群(ポプテピピックを見る前と見ている間は楽しいが見終わるとつらい)  大塚明夫マダー？

Today's poope pitpic syndrome (It is painful to have fun while watching it but becomes sad after watching the pop episode) Atsuo Otsuka Mader?


本日の百合エロ漫画  篠房六郎ってなんとなくしっくりこない感ある   いいとか悪いとかじゃなくて……しっくりこない

Today's lily erotic cartoon Shinoza Rokuro does not fit nicely, its not about good or bad... it just doesnt fit me


本日のふさふさ  こいついつも目細いな。てっきり温泉入ってる時限定なのかと。

Today's fluffy. This little guy always has his eyes almost closed. Or maybe it's just when he's in the hot springs.


もんはんわーるどで本格的に攻略法とかを検索する時期になっちゃったけど、タイトルだけで中身の無い攻略wikiばっかり引っかかって攻略できない

When I was earnestly searching for a strategy guide to Monster Hunter: World I kept running into empty guides that only had titles, so I couldn't finish it.


(というか本業と別で活動してる人は残業多いと困るわけで)

There are GPL and MIT licensed software for individuals.


本気の倒閣へ舵 安倍首相vs朝日新聞が「最終戦争」突入へ  今じゃ自民の動員もタカが知れてる   せいぜいカレー抗議デモに毛の生えた程度の規模じゃね   ただこのタイミングでロケットマンが仕事したらわからんね

Taking the helm towards a true taking down of the government.  The battle between Prime Minister Abe and Asahi Shimbun is beginning its last stages.  Now the movement of the Liberal Democratic Party doesn't have much meaning; at most, it will have a little more meaning than a protest against curry.  However, if rocketman were to say something at this timing, who knows what would happen...


本気を出してCTOになろうかなやむ

I'm troubled if I should be serious and become CTO.


本気を出してCTOになろうかなやむ  ぴざ！

I've stopped considering a serious effort to become a CTO  Pizza!


本気か「ガチャを自作してイベントで設置してみた試行錯誤の記録」  いい具合に細かいレポ

Seriously? "Record of trial and error regarding making my own capsule toys and holding an event." What a nice, detailed report.


Miyu Honda\\nEven though it is late by means of SP, it has recovered by being free.


ジョイフル本田でも誘致しよう

Maybe they can bring in a Joyful Honda center.


セブン－イレブン本社に、店頭から成人誌の撤去、販売中止などを求める要請。ミニストップがすでに1月から全国2200店舗で成人誌を撤去、販売中止に。ほかのコンビニにも成人誌の撤去を求め、近くのコンビニに要請行動が始まっている。  野次馬はいくら集っても野次馬だが一歩進み出れば英雄だぞ、ほら、出ろよ

Requests directed at Seven Eleven to remove adult magazines from shops, discontinue sales, etc. Ministop already removed adult magazines from 2,200 stores beginning in January, discontinuing sales. Requesting other convenience stores to remove adult magazines, calls for action have begun at nearby convenience stores.  Even though onlookers are gathering, they're only onlookers, but if you step forward, you'll be a hero, hey, come out


本社が想定外の事態が起きたと謝罪


Are there still people out there saying that there's iodine?


本読んでると頭よさそうだとかえらいだとかの言われるの申し訳なる

Saying that reading a book is good for your brain or is a fine thing to do feels like an excuse.


札幌市の職員は倍率高そう

Looks like the staff at Sapporo have high acceptance  rate.


朴前大統領に求刑懲役30年「大統領権限を私物化」

Former President Park is sentenced to 30 years in prison.


机に大量の紙切れ「じゃれあいと判断、不適切」

A large amount of paper scraps on a desk.


机での突っ伏し寝は避けるべき

You should stop sleeping with your face on the desk.


Scandal over being excommunicated from a village.


はてな村でもフェミニズムが劣勢だからってNSRで暴れるのやめちくり～（挑発）

Just because feminism is the minority in the village doesn't mean you can go wild on NSR~ (provocation)


ドイツの村の教会でお寺っぽいマークの鐘がみつかって物議をかもしたようだ  那智の滝  もうこれナチスだろ

It seems there was a controversy when a bell with a mark like that of a buddhist temple was found in a German village  Nachi Falls  This is already Nazis


ウーマン村本「総理、こんなとこでつまづいてる場合じゃありません。はやく９条も改ざんしないと。」  今考えたギャグ   「憲法第九条第一項を言ってみろ。言えないのか？！どんだけー！！」

Muramoto from Woman Rush Hour 「Prime Minister, this isn't the time to be hung up over something like this. We have to hurry and manipulate article 9 too. 」A joke I just came up with 「Say the first item of article 9 of the Constitution. You can't say it?! What the heck!! 」


ウーマン村本「総理、こんなとこでつまづいてる場合じゃありません。はやく９条も改ざんしないと。」  村本の皮肉を理解できてなくて草   やっぱその程度の知性なんすね～

"Woman"  Muramoto.  'Prime Minister, Its not the time to trip up now.  Making 9 corrections on the document is not acceptable.' He didn't understand Muramoto's sarcasm.  That lack of intelligence is extraordinary.


Last live performance will be in February of next year.


来年2月末、イオン閉店へ

By the end of February next year, AEON mall to close.


来年8月から「介護離職」が急増するワケ 改正介護保険法の“致命的欠陥”  まてまて，特養はクッソ高価じゃないぞ。安価なので順番待ちがあって，なかなか入所できない施設だぞ。  もっとも，上級様が特権を振りかざして，順番をすっ飛ばして入所させてるとかはありそう。

There are a lot of caregivers retiring, starting in August of next year. The caregiving law revision’s fatal defect...\\nWait a minute. Special care is not very expensive. It is cheap so there is a waiting list. Therefore it is hard to get in. Top class people seem to be able to flaunt special privilege and not have to wait in line.


ＮＥＣ、来年度にも国内３千人削減へ 海外展開に出遅れ  はい、用済みおじさん廃棄   海外展開するにしてもNEC程度の給料だと飛びたい優秀な人いないんじゃないですか？

NEC to Cut Another 3,000 Jobs in Japan Next Year: Late Start to Overseas Expansion. Yep, they're getting rid of the old guys that they have no use for. They talk about overseas expansion, but are there going to be any good employees who would want to fly abroad for the kind of wage NEC pays?


来年は彼女欲しいにゃあ  灰色いけるで

I want a girlfriend next year, nya  It'll make you go gray


来年の目標は「名前だけで相手を威圧できるビックネームになり、名前だけで相手を威圧する」ですよろしくお願いします

Next year's objective: "Become a big name that can pressure and intimidate others with just my name" Please help me.


来年の目標は「名前だけで相手を威圧できるビックネームになり、名前だけで相手を威圧する」ですよろしくお願いします  ずはるだそぉーって脅せば自ずと道は開く  かどうかはしらん

The goal for next year is to "become a big enough name that with our name only we can crush our opposition, then use our name only to crush our opposition". I'm not sure if they'll just threaten with , "This is Zuharu" and that will open the way.


そろそろ来年の目標の策定にかからなければならない時期なのでは  鬼が爆笑しそう

Well it's about that time that the plans for the next year need to be formed, so the demons are sure to laugh.


来たるべき日に備えて枕で正常位の練習してたら足がつった

I got clamped when I was practicing missionary position with a pillow for the day yet to come.


パッチ来る頃にはとっくに愛想尽かして他ゲーに行ってて二度とやる気なんて起きなかったわ

It felt like a slap in the face and I moved on to other games and never felt like giving it another try.


東レ不正「ネットに書かれたから公表」が日本企業に与えた衝撃  5chの個別企業スレだよ

Higashi Reko company created a shock by saying, “it is on the internet so it is public.” This is about 5ch’s forum.\\n


Is there also heavy snow inside the Tokyo urban area?


Snow accumulation in the 23 wards of Tokyo?


Snow is even covering the 23 wards of Tokyo, huh?


東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  明日の朝はぜったい通勤困難だから社畜は帰るの禁止な

Fear of snow in Tokyo Ward 23 or heavy snow at the center of Kanto Koshin. Tomorrow morning it will be absolutely difficult to go to work so it's been forbidden to go back to work.


東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  横綱かよ

Snowfall even in the 23rd ward of Tokyo, huh?  Heavy snow warnings in the Kantou Koushin area  what do you think you are, Yokozuna?


東京23区でも積雪か 関東甲信中心に大雪のおそれ  スタッドレスでも滑るときは滑るから、車間距離はいつもの倍、３倍くらいはとるようにして  歩くときは坂道とか歩道橋とか、あと白線の上とかは滑るから転ばないように気を付けてね。(靴に何本か輪ゴム巻いたりすると即席の滑り止めになるみたい。追記：使う輪ゴムはできれば太いやつ、なければ細いのを沢山)  あと外出しない人も停電になるかもしれないからスマホ充電して懐中電灯用意したり備えとこう

Snow drifts even in Tokyo City?  There are fears of heavy snow falls in the centre of Kanto Koushin. Even studless skates will slip.  Vehicle distances need to be 2 or 3 times longer than usual.  Pedestrians need to take particular care not to slip on hilly roads, foot bridges and white lines etc.  Wrapping a few rubber bands around your shoes seems to be an effective way to totally stop slipping.  Note:  These need to be thick, or if they are thin then you need lots of them.  There may be a power blackout, so make sure you charge your phones, and have a portable flashlight available.