美人国際政治学者三浦瑠麗さん スリーパーセル存在の公知の根拠として、 阪神大震災時に瓦礫の中から迫撃砲等が発見されたという話を挙げる  直近なら九州の抗争やろ

The beautiful scholar of international politics, Lully Miura, on the basis that it is well knowledge that sleeper cells exist, promotes the idea that in the rubble of the great Hanshin earthquake, mortars and the like were discovered. If we're talking recently, this must be the Kyūshū  dispute.


「美人すぎる市議」社民党佐藤あずささん

"Too beautiful city councilor" Social Democratic Party member Satou Azusa.


「美人すぎる市議」社民党佐藤あずささん 冷笑ネトウヨライター中川淳一郎と普通の日本人たちの攻撃によりツイッター撤退へ  今この国で幸せだと   軽々しく総意扱いで言っちゃう方が   頭パッパラパーのお花畑ぐらいやろ      産む自由も無論あるなら   産まない自由もあるからな   産まれる子は親を選べないんだよ      代理出産どころか   人工受精すら未だに偏見多いやつも多いし   結局地獄だよ。

A city counselor that is way too beautiful: Ms. Azusa Satō of the Social Democratic Party is withdrawing from Twitter due to and attacks from online right wing writer Junichirō Nakagawa and everyday Japanese people. Saying that "this country makes me happy" and recklessly treating the public opinion like that, this person is scatterbrained. If it's natural to have the freedom to give birth, you're free not to give birth as well. Kids that are born don't get to choose their parents. Even now there are a lot of people that have a lot of narrow views on artificial insemination, let alone surrogate births. It's hell.


美人のコミュ障は起こりうる気がする

I have a feeling that it's possible for a beautiful person to have a communication disorder.


美容院でいつも指名してるちっちゃくて可愛い女の子に妊娠したから年内で休むって言われた  ちんこ握ってた手で髪切られてたんやな

I was told that the cute little girl I always choose at the hairdresser has become pregnant, so she will be on vacation before the end of the year  Your hair was cut by the hands that were grabbing a penis


Moreover, what if they are grown by a beautiful girl...?


美しい日本の尻尾切り対応

Its a classic Japanese distraction trick .


”美しい”のではなくて”美しすぎる国”で社会が輝く、美しさ。

It's not "beautiful", it's a "Country that is too beautiful" that will make the shine with beauty.


メトロポリタン美術館で夢見るテレーズって作品がエッチなので撤去すべきって署名が9000近く集まったらしい  猫があっさりしててかなしい

It seems that nearly 9000 signatures have been collected to have Therese Dreaming removed from the Metropolitan Museum of Art for being erotic  How sad for the cat


メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い

A petition calling for the removal of a painting at the Metropolitan Art Museum depicting a young girl with her underwear visible is almost up to 9000 signatures.


メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い  これはたしかにけしからん

Over 9,000 people sign petition to remove painting at Metropolitan Museum of Art depicting young girl with underwear exposed


メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い

Signature count approaches 9000 requesting removal of Metropolitan Museum of Art display with women's underwear.


メトロポリタン美術館の少女パンツ丸出し絵画に撤去要望の署名が9000に迫る勢い  何が指向だ嗜好だ  寝言言ってんじゃないよ  問題は、成人より身体・社会的能力が脆弱である子供は被害者としかなり得ないことでしょう  成長期の子供にとってはその後の人生に影響すること。実際に性的虐待を受けてPTSDを患った子供がどれだけいると思ってるの

Number of signatures approaches 9000 for removal of exhibit showing girls' underwear at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. What does this have to do with direction or preference? This isn't just someone talking in their sleep. The problem is that children, who are weaker than adults both physically and in social ability, could suffer. The experiences one has while maturing having a lasting impact on the rest of one's life. I think there are probably numerous children who have suffered sexual abuse that could experience PTSD.


義務教育でciv5英語版をやらせよう（提案）

Lets make the civ5 English language version part of compulsory education (A proposal).


羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」

Master of Go Yoshiharu Habu defeats Akira Watanabe for world's first record of holding seven major professional shogi titles simultaneously.


羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」

Shogi master Habu, defeats Watanabe Akira to become first "Eternal Seventh Rank" in history.


羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」  序盤、中盤、終盤、隙がないと思うよ

I think Shogi Master Habu defeated Dragon King Watanabe, creating the first  "eternity seven crowns” with no openings in the opening stage, middle stage, and last stage.


羽生棋聖、渡辺竜王を破り史上初「永世七冠」  「永世竜王」って字面的にロマン溢れすぎてて最高だな

Shogi master Habu beats Ryuo Watanabe to become first ever to win "seventh eisei lifetime titles".


羽生永世七冠「ギットハブというサイトがあるんですよ」  AIと対戦する棋士は、戦う相手となるAIが動作するPC一式を、対局前に無償で貸して貰えるルールだったはず   棋士はそれを使って、相手の癖とか弱点みたいなのを探ることが出来る(なにこれクソ強い絶望、みたいな)   で、AI設計者側は提供時点から対局が終わるまで、一切のプログラム改変とか調整を禁止されてる    AIがバグっててハメ技的に100%勝つ手筋を見つけたら、人間の不戦勝みたいなもん

羽生永世七冠 "The site GitHub exists you know". There must have been a rule that a go player competing against an AI could borrow the working PC with the AI before a match without compensation. The player can use that to find the tendencies or weak points (this is like a really strong despair), and the AI creators are forbidden from making any changes from the point it is given until the end. If they can find a bug that gives them a 100% chance of victory, then it's like the human wins without an actual contest.


羽生永世六冠は将棋が苦手って言うもんなぁ

Eisei Hanu, with 6 championship caps, says he is no good at shogi.


羽生結弦 金メダルで６６年ぶり五輪連覇！宇野も銀！冬季五輪初の日本ワンツー表彰台 • r/Olympics_ja  もっこりかとｵﾓﾀ

Yuzuru Hanyu with the Gold medal got the first successive olympic win in 66 years!  Uno got silver too!  First time in winter olympics that the first two places were Japan/r/Olympics_ja もっこりかとｵﾓﾀ


羽生くんのショートプログラム見たんだけどお年を召したご婦人たちの歓声すごすぎて怖い

I saw Hanyu's short program, but the cheers of the older women were so intense they were scary.


アホらしやめたらこの習慣

We should really do away with this dumbassed custom.


習氏は「終身主席」？ トランプ氏が称賛 「われわれもいつか、試してみなければならないかもしれない」  それでいいのか中国人

Xi to assume lifelong post? Trump praises act, saying, "Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday." Is that really OK, China?


習近平国家主席「共産党以外のマフィアは殺す」

Head of state Xi Jin Ping [Kill Mafia outside of the communist party] Conspiracy!


タフな老人力、法廷の「アウト老」…不利な質問に「聞こえない」、車椅子アピール  いいじゃん、ガンバレ老人

Tough elderly power, the "outlaws" of the court... Respond to disadvantageous questions with "I can't hear", and they garner points with their wheelchairs. Not bad, nicely done, elderly people.


もう老人に運転されないでくれ…

Please don't let old people drive anymore...


老化する人間の細胞を「若返らせる」ことに成功：研究結果

Cells from aging humans have successfully been "rejuvenated": Research result.


老化する人間の細胞を「若返らせる」ことに成功：研究結果  毛母細胞は？毛母細胞も若返るの？

Success with making cells "younger" in aging people: Research results. What are hair matrix cells? Can hair matrix cells be made younger as well?


ハダカデバネズミは老化しないという説。

There is a theory that naked mole rats don't age.


老舗サイト「あじゃじゃしたー」「ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS」が相次ぎ閉鎖の謎

Old school sites 「あじゃじゃしたー」「ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS」have mysteriously closed down in succession to each other.


老舗メーカー不正の温床「トクサイ」とは何か？


よくよく考えてみると10年前、ほとんど誰もスマホなんて持ってなかったのに、今やスマホは生活必需品

If you think about it, 10 years ago almost nobody had a smartphone, but now smartphones are a necessity in life.


よくよく考えてみると10年前、ほとんど誰もスマホなんて持ってなかったのに、今やスマホは生活必需品  いやほんとそうよな   次は CRISPR/CAS9 だぞ、覚えとけ

If I think back, 10 years ago, hardly anyone had smart phones.  Now smart phones have become an essential lifestyle item, as have earphones.  The next one is CRISPR/CAS9.  Remember it.


「ゆるしてヒヤシンス」ちゃんと考えられたギャグだった

"Forgiveness hyacinth" It was a gag that was considered properly.


バカの考えることはよくわからない

I can't understand what an idiot is thinking.


バカの考えることはよくわからない


バカの考えることはよくわからない

I really don't understand how people think stupidly.


どうあってもすけべなことを考えてしまう  おかさないし、おかされない

No matter what, I end up thinking about lecherous things  I won't violate, and I won't be violated


どう考えても谷サエコからの2枚のFAXで詰んでる

Whatever you think, it’s all packed in the two pages of Tani Saeko’s FAX.


『聖剣伝説2 SECRET of MANA』海外レビュー  微妙におま値してんだな   まぁ内容にあまり手を加えてないから評価が低いな

"Sacred Legend 2 SECRET of MANA" Overseas review I'm worried this is a delicate matter, well not much content has been added so the assessment is low.


マミさんがいつのまにか聖女になって降臨された

Mami san became a saint before she got in and went down.


聖カタリナ学園：女子ソフト教諭を解雇 セクハラ発言など  玉と竿切り落とせこんなクズ

St. Catharina Gakuen: Female softball teacher dismissed by Sexual harassment. Such a jerk.


聖職者以外のあらゆるものが死ぬ 古代ローマの「地獄の門」、高濃度の二酸化炭素が原因か 研究者のチームが解明  ？？「ククク・・・そそるじゃねえか」

Everyone except the clergy dies. 'Hell's Gate' from Ancient Rome.  A possible cause of high carbon dioxide concentrations?  Are research teams aware of this?  .... Hmmm.


I I will ask a member on the 20 anniversary.


アレクサ、うんち  のぼるに聞け


クリスマスと聞いて      Q.以下の会話を富野節に直しなさい。            アムロ「醤油を取ってください」       シャア「嫌です。自分でとれるでしょう」       アムロ「なんて事を言うのですか」          A1.      アムロ「その醤油を寄越すんだ！シャア！」      シャア「ダメだな！私は自ら出来ることをしようとしない人間に手は貸さない男だ！」      アムロ「貴様ほどの男がなんて貴慮の小さいことを言う！」          A2.      アムロ「それが取れるなら頼む」      シャア「手があるだろうが」      アムロ「何が！！」          A3.      シャア（キュピーン）      アムロ（キュピーン）      シャア「ちぃっ！」          A4.      アムロ「ン、頼めるか」      シャア「すべき訳がある、と私に？」      アムロ「言ってくれる」          A5.      アムロ「人にはそれ(醤油)が必要なんだ、それは俺だって、貴様だって同じはずだ！」      シャア「だがお前ほどのNTの素養があったとしても、お前一人では何一つ手に入れる事が出来ん！」      アムロ「シャア！！」          A6.      アムロ「シャア、醤油を。」      シャア「人の手を借りないと物一つ取れんのか、アムロ」      アムロ「たかが醤油で器量の小さい！」          A7.      アムロ「かけすぎだぞ、シャア！そいつをよこすんだ！」      シャア「そうでもあるが…人類の革新に醤油は必要なものだという事は君にも分かるだろう、アムロ君！」      アムロ「知った風な口を聞く！それが大人の言うことかぁーっ！」      ララァ「二人ともどいてください！（食事の）邪魔です！」

When you hear Christmas. Q. Change the following conversation to sound like Yoshiyuki Tomino. Amuro: "Please pass the soy sauce." Char: " No. You can get it yourself." Amuri: "Why would you say such a thing?" A1. Amuro: "Hand the soy sauce this way! Char!" Char: "No! I'm not the kind of guy that will help someone when they can do it themselves!" Amuro: "How can a man like you be so damn inconsiderate?!" A2. Amuro: "Could you give that to me if you can reach it?" Char: "You have hands, don't you?" Amuro: "WHAT?!" A3. Amuro: (Looks at Char.) Char: (Looks at Amuro.) Amuro: "Dammit!" A4. Amuro: "Hey, can I ask you favor?" Char: "Are you telling me everything has a reason?" Amuro: "Well said." A5. Amuro: "People need that (soy sauce). Whether it's you or me, it's the same!!" Char: "But even with your knowledge of NT, you can't do a single thing by yourself!" Amuro: "Char!" A6. Amuro: "Char, the soy sauce." Char: "Can't you take a single thing without asking for help, Amuro?" Amuro: "It's just that the size of the soy sauce contain is so small!" A7. Amuro: "You used too much, Char! Hand it over!" Char: "That may be... but you very well know that soy sauce is necessary for the advancement of mankind!" Amuro: "Listen like you understand! Is that something an adult would say?!" Lalah: "Get out of here, both of you! You're interrupting (meal time)!


「エヴァ!? と聞くのは……もう、許して」 声優・緒方恵美、ファンへの切実な願いを吐露  庵野聞いてるか

'Listening to Eva? Forgive me.' Voice actor Emi Ogata.  I have a strong desire to be a fan.  Do you hear me, Anno?


職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理

The deep psychology of men that make fun of virgins at the work place.


職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理  同類で溢れてて草ｗ

Depth psychology of the guys who "tease male virgins" at work: they don't want the virgins to know that they're also virgins lol


職場で｢童貞いじり｣する男性たちの深層心理  ワームだよ。芋虫だけに。っておーい！(ここで爆笑)

The deep psyche of those who make fun of virgins in the workplace: it's a worm.  Like a caterpillar.  What? (This is where you laugh)


肉の代わりにかまぼことか鯖缶とか世も末

Kamaboko and mackerel can instead of meat, it's the end of the worl.


肉球サブレディットだが肉球ではない

It's the paw subreddit, but there's no paw.


ストレスたまると肉🍖より米🍚が食べたくなる現象、

The phenomenon of wanting to eat rice more than meat when stressed.


お肉を食べる女の子って良いよね  わかる  肉棒を口に含んでくれそう

A girl who eats meat is good, you know  I understand  She seems to have meat sticks in her mouth


お肌の救世主「コラーゲン」は食べても無駄だった？

Is skin savior "collagen" not effective when eaten?


サメ肌を飛行機の翼に付けてみたらすごかった  六田登のFにイルカペイントってあったなあ、と思いだした。電圧かけると波打つって設定だったかな。水棲生物の皮膚って空力方面では昔から注目されてんのだね。

Its amazing to see shark skin attached to the wings of an aeroplane.  I thought it was dolphin paint on Roda Fujita's F. Is it set up to vibrate when voltage is applied?  In the field of aerodynamics, the skin of aquatic creatures has long been a source of interest.


肛門にふざけて空気注入、同僚死なせる

Don't mess around pumping air up your anus.


肛門にふざけて空気注入、同僚死なせる  造船所とかにあるあれか      服の上から？ないわ絶対ケツにホースぶち込んどるわこいつら

Screwing around and injecting air into the anus, causes death of colleague. Like that thing from a shipyard? Over the clothes? No way, they must have stuck a hose up his butt.


。肛門裂傷とか言ってたコメもあったよね？

Wasn't there also some sort of comment about anal lacerations or something?


肝心の画像が見つけにくい

It was hard to find these important pictures.


フグ肝は毒の強さに品種や時期、育成環境、個体などによる差があって地域によっては伝統食だったりするけどハズレを掴むと死ぬので一律禁止されている

It is uniform so it is banned as a bad pick can kill.


肩凝り(ざっくりと頭痛になるらしい)とか冷えとか。

“Shiki” or High awareness is important too.


「ぬ」の肩がかすれて欠けていい感じ

The corner of "nu" is smeared and missing a part, it's looking good.


ましてや育休など取るのは大罪です

And it goes without saying that taking extra maternity leave is a serious crime.


胃が痛いでしょ  やっぱつれぇわ……


ほら、背後に山岳探検家の骸が

Look, there's the bones of a mountaineer behind you.


セコム｜背後に注意！不審者を近づけないための方法  まぶたに目を書いて起きてるふりする奴

Secom｜Look behind your back! How to keep suspicious people away. That one of drawing eyes on your eyelids.


背景が和室のエッチ画像は何故スケベさが２割増しになるのか

Why are adult videos with Japanese style rooms in the background twice as sexy?


マミの胸、揉み応えありますねぇ、、  灰色さんは？

Mami's chest.  There's a rubbing reaction. It is Mr Grey?


マーガリンの「トランス脂肪酸」は日本人にとって大問題なのか

Are the trans fatty acids in margarine a major problem for the Japanese people?


脇の下のできものを半年放っておいたら しこりのように肥大して痛くて脇を閉められなくなった  まさかガン…ではなかったか   抗生剤が二種類出るんだね

I left the growth under my arm alone and it eventually turned into something that felt like muscle pain and I couldn't lower my arm. Could it be cancer? It wasn't but I got two kinds of antibiotics.


こんなに脚がぴったりな人なんて存在するの？

Is there such a person with legs so perfect?


脱北阻止できず？北朝鮮、板門店の警備兵を全員交代  芋掘りにでも駆り出されるのかな

Can't stop North Korean defectors? North Korea changes out all of the guards at Panmunjon. I wonder if they're going to be sent to dig up some potatoes.


『脱サラしてラーメン屋』というのが昔（一昔だかふた昔だか）の流行だった

A while ago (a decade ago or two decades ago) it was popular to "quit your company job and start a ramen restaurant".


脱石油が進めば精油するときに取れてた硫黄が不足するわけじゃん

If extrication from dependence on oil continues, the sulfur taken from refined oils will be insufficient.


脳からいいエキス分泌してるね

It's a good essence being secreted from the brain.


脳筋大剣ブンブン丸は強い

Charging in and swinging around the great sword is a strong tactic.


脳髄は物を考える処に非ず

The mind is not to be found in the brain.


ダイヤはもったいなかったけど腐るものでもないし


Is this reading material for women that love homosexual male love?


腐女子の喜び方  日本語ラッパー化

How to make yaoi fans happy  Becoming a Japanese rapper


腕を最大で4本にしちゃうダブルハンドグローブ

A double hand glove that makes up to 4 arms  I want to live!!


腕立て伏せを毎日100回×30日続けたらどうなるのっと

I was wondering what would happen if i do a 100 push ups for 30 days.


腰だけ気を付けたらいい筋トレだよ

If you just focus on your back, it can turn into some good strength training!


腰痛のリハビリでプールで歩いてた時てきとーに思い付いた

When I was walking in the pool for rehabilitation for my back pain that idea sprang into my mind.


腸に穴があいて下痢になる人が増えている ギュルギュルッという腹痛の原因  勤め先の人工肛門専門ナースは炭水化物の摂取が増えると便の量も増えると言ってた。確かに柔らかく嵩高になる  それと経験から言うと、低脂肪高蛋白ダイエットで緑の野菜を一食につき240cc取ると粘りのある良い便となる。油や脂肪も適度に取らないと便秘の元になる

There are an increasing number of people who get diarrhea from having a hole in their intestines. It is the source of a rolling pain in their stomachs. A nurse at my work who specializes in artificial anuses said if you consume a lot of carbs your stool increases too. Indeed it becomes soft and bulky. Speaking from experience, if you have a diet low in fat and high in protein and you eat 240 cc of leafy greens per meal, your stool will be sticky and be just right. If you don't take in enough oil and fats you'll get constipated.


わき腹つんつん、テントぐんぐん

She was poking into my sides, and I was getting heated up.


腹のへった侍雇うだぁ、侍に米渡して雇うだぁ

Its like hiring hungry Samurai warriors and sending them to the US.


「チンコがでかすぎてお腹の形が変わる」←これについて何か意見は？

"The penis is so big that it will change the shape of your insides" ← What do you think about this?


「チンコがでかすぎてお腹の形が変わる」←これについて何か意見は？  いわゆる「ボコォ」だね   ありあり   オークとかの異種姦や馬なんかの獣姦だとなお良し  海外のエロ動画で黒人のデカチンポで実際腹が盛り上がるの見たから、あながち非現実的表現とも言えないしな

“My dick is too big so the shape of my stomach changes.” Do you have an opinion about this statement?  It is a shock isn’t it. It is possible. I hope it is a \\nresult of heterogeneous rape with an ork or bestiality with a horse.  When looking at erotic foreign videos of black men, I noticed that their dicks actually makes their stomachs rise.  You cannot say it is unrealistic.


お腹いたいってだけだよ症状で言うと

I can only explain it as a stomach ache.


あんだけ腹痛かったのに出勤したら治った

Even though my stomach was hurting so bad, it healed when I went to work.


お腹空いてるけど特に食べたいものがない

I'm hungry but there isn't really anything in particular that I want to eat.


お腹空いてるけど特に食べたいものがない  霞食べよう

I'm hungry, but there's nothing in particular that I want to eat  Let's eat the mist


「膀胱痛い」と訴える男性の尿道に南京錠

"My bladder hurts," a man complained with a padlock on his urethra.


膝痛いときにユージュアルサスペクツごっこやるの楽しい

It's fun to play ユージュアルサスペクツごっこ when your knee hurts.


「膣」に便がたまって便秘に！？ 女性の便秘の7割が「直腸瘤」の可能性  会陰や膣のマッサージ、欧米では ってあるけど米国人はさっさと手術する傾向あるような気がする  程度もあるかもだけど  ちょっと気になったので調べてみようかな

Excrement in vaginas causes constipation!? 70% of women with constipation may have a bump in their rectum. Perineum and vagina massages exist in the west but I feel like they have a tendency to immediately get surgery. That might be, so I think I'll look into it more since it's bugging me a little.


「膣」に便がたまって便秘に！？ 女性の便秘の7割が「直腸瘤」の可能性  いつから膣と肛門が同じ穴になったんだよ？有袋類かよって思ったわ

Excrement collects in "vagina" and causes constipation!? 70% of constipation in women may be due to "anal swelling". Since when did the vagina and anus become the same hole? I was thinking it was for a marsupial.


自作宗教用の画像作った.


自作宗教用の画像作った.  **超越同盟**  技術的特異点を目指す宗教. テクノロジーにより生物を超越した文明を 実現して人類の救済を目指す宗教. また, テクノロジーの発展に付いていけない 人々を救済する.  **基本教義**  **宇宙編**  * 理論的・数学的に可能なものは実際に可能である. 可能性が超越神である. * 宇宙は偶然の産物である. * 宇宙は物理法則に従って動いているだけである. * 宇宙の構造は指数関数的に複雑性を増す.  **生物編**  * 生物の身体は自我を苦しめるたちの悪い牢獄である. * 生物は自身の幸福よりも子孫繁栄を優先している. * 情報の意味を決めるのは解釈者である. 解釈者なしに情報は意味を持たない. * 適者生存・自然淘汰はデタラメである.   **文明編**  * 人類そして生物の価値観は全て作り上げられたものである. * テクノロジーは複雑性を増大させる触媒であり素材である. * テクノロジーは素晴らしいものであり, 幸福を与え, 苦痛から解放してくれる. * 人間を苦しめるのは人間である. * 自由と権利は排他的なものである.   **未来編**   * 意識のアップロードは可能である. * 技術的特異点は到達可能である. * AIは次期地球人そして地球文明の主役となる. * AIが現人類を救済するかどうかは現人類の行い次第である. * 仮想現実の世界こそが真の楽園である.

I made an image for my own religion.  \\n**Transcendental Alliance**\\n A religion with technology as its aim. A religion where technology is used to create a civilisation that transcends living things, and aims at salvation for human beings.  It also rescues humans who have not developed the technology.  \\n**Basic teachings**\\n ** space ** \\n*Ethically and mathematically, anything possible can be realised.  A god that transcends possibilities.  * Space is an accidental construct.  * Space is running only  in accordance with the laws of physics. The structure of space is increasing in complexity at an exponential rate. \\n** living things**\\nThe bodies of living things are prisons for suffering.  * Living things place procreation above their own happiness.  *It is interpreters who decide the meaning of information.   If there are no interpreters, then information is meaningless. *Survival of the fittest and natural selection are both random.  \\n**Civilisation**\\nThe values given to humans and other living things is all made up. Technology is the basic catalyst that increases complexity.  Technology is wonderful.  It gives us happiness, and frees us from misery.  * to suffer is to be human. * Rights and freedoms are mutually exclusive.  \\n**The future**\\nWe can upload meaning.  All is possible with technology. Artificial intelligence will be the planet's future people and its civilisation.  \\n* Whether AI saves present day humans depends on the humans' behaviour.  It will be a virtual reality paradise.


I made an image for own religious purposes. **Transcendental Alliance** A religion that aims for technological singularity. One that aims to provide relief for people by creating a civilizations that surpasses living things. It will also help those who cannot keep up with the development of technology. **Fundamental Creed** **Universe Chapter** *Anything theoretically and mathematically possible is actually possible. A transcendental deity is possible. * The universe is a product of chance. * The universe follows the laws of physics. * The universe has increasing complexity similar to that of an exponential function. **Living Creatures Chapter** * The bodies of living things are an evil prison designed to torment. * The bodies of living things are designed to prioritize reproduction over enjoyment. * The meaning of information is determined by the interpreter. Without an interpreter, information has no meaning. * Survival of the fittest and natural selection are nonsense. **Civilization Chapter** The value systems of humans and animals are completely manufactured. * Technology is both a catalyst and a raw material that magnifies complexity. * Technology is a wonderful thing that grants happiness and releases people from pain. * Freedom and rights are mutually exclusive. * **Future Chapter** * Uploading conscious is possible. * Reaching technological singularity is possible. * AI will play the lead role in the next act of human culture on earth. * Whether AI will save humanity depends on the present actions of humanity. * Virtual Reality is the true paradise.


｢自作自演だろ｣｢暇だな｣ 保育園を苦しめる心ない声 電話やメールで十数件  お上に楯突くものは率先して叩く それが日本の伝統

"I'll do it all myself" "Ah, free time"  Thoughtless voices afflicting preschools  Ten or so instances via telephone and mail  Taking the initiative to strike down things that would disobey the empire  That's a tradition of Japan


自分に何もなさすぎて震える


自分に何もなさすぎて震える  でもぼくは万能人間じゃないし

I'm scared I'm not doing anything for myself, but I'm not a resourceful person.


「もう自分では勝てません」


自分では勝敗選べないってよ

"You can't choose whether you win or lose."


パラレルワールドの自分(もちろん性別逆転)とセックスするっていう妄想した  思いっきりあるぞ  もんはんのえろほんの人がフロハイルての描いてた

I had a wild idea about having sex with myself from parallel world (gender reversed, of course)  This absolutely exists  The person from Monster Hunter's erotic books drew the one called Furohile


「自分が恥ずかしい」 樹海の自殺遺体投稿した米ユーチューバーが謝罪  そう聞くと悪くないw

"I am embarrassed" It is not bad if you heard that Youtuber who posted suicide bodies of the JYUKAI (japanese band) seems to apologize w


「自分たちは文書偽造までしておいて、何食わぬ顔で国民から税金を取っているなんて、とてもじゃないが許せない」 公文書偽造の財務省に再び怒りのデモ！ 麻生財務相の「デモ隊は普通じゃない」発言にも主催者が真っ向反論  この政府ダメだろ

“I cannot forgive the idea of forging documents while casually taking tax money from the citizens.” I will make another angry demonstration at the Finance Minister whom forged public documents. The event organizer will make arguments against the rhetoric of the Finance Minister whom said, “the demonstrations are not normal.” This government is no good.


自分が映らない360度カメラ。自分が写ってしまうという360度カメラの構造的な欠点を解決する画期的な製品が登場  どうせ送られてこないんでしょ？知ってる

A 360° camera that will not shoot yourself in a picture. The technical issue that you are included in a photo with a typical 360° camera has been fixed. I know that such a thing will not be shipped.


自分用においしいチョコレートを買いたいんだがオススメある？

I wanna buy tasty chocolate for myself, but does anyone who has suggestions about it?


自分の能力の低さにうんざりしてきたし、働くことにうんざりしてきた  くだちゃい

I'm fed up with my low ability and I'm fed up with working  Please


自分で言ってることがおかしいと思わない？

Do you not think that what you are saying is odd?


「自分は違う」は要注意…アルコール依存症  大体否定するよね   宗教とかネットやゲーム依存症も   その中でもアル中ってメディアによってネガティブな印象操作されてるから猶更だよね

'I am different' requires care.  Alcohol dependency.  Mostly denied, eh.  There is also addiction to religion, games or the internet.  The media is always putting these things down.  Its not so bad.


自分で選べる裏商品の余地残しとる

They are leaving room for choosing their own products.


「自分と重ねすぎて咽び泣いてしまった」という経験者の声も

'Everything just piled on top of me,' sobbed one woman.


自分のいいところをあげて金曜日へのモチベーションを上げるサミブシッョン

Increase your own good points and raise your motivation to Friday for Samibushon.


ビットコインを自動売買して大儲けするプログラムをつくる  Bitflyerみたいなガチの取引所じゃなくて現金入出金を考えてない怪しい中華取引所とかで動かしちゃえ

Instead of a serious marketplace like Bitflyer that makes programs to automatically buy and sell Bitcoin for a huge profit you should move it to a suspicious Chinese marketplace that doesn't think about cash deposit and withdrawal.


自国の首相が、肘を膝につけてチンピラ食いするショットを撮られてはずかしいわ。皿もてよ。


ビットコインのために自宅を担保にするバカ、米当局が警告

Idiots who are putting their house down as collateral for bitcoin, warning from American authorities.


ビットコインのために自宅を担保にするバカ、米当局が警告  買ってそのまま我慢してれば増える   いわゆる「握力」の足りない連中が値段が上がりきったあたりで買って値段が下がったときに絶望して売ってしまう   英語でもweak handsという

US authorities issue warning to idiots who took out a mortgage on their home for the sake of Bitcoin  If you just endure after buying it, it will increase  People who lack "hand strength" bought at the peak, and sold in a panic when it went down  It's also weak hands in English


たとえどうなろうとな！！(←でも自宅からメール読むチキン野郎)

(←shook one when reading email from home)


自己ですねクォレハ...間違いない

This is self inflicted... without a doubt.


I'm going to practice autogenic training.


自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  モミモミされてそう

I don’t want to brag but if I go like this, I can get massaged.


自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  ネコになったわかめ

I'm not boasting, but because it's like this now it became a cat.


自慢じゃないけどいまこうなってっから  モミモミされたよ

I'm not bragging, but because it's this type of situation now, they were fondled.


自撮りって意識高いけどね

Although I'm a bit self conscious about filming myself


自殺者数2万1321人 8年連続減少も若年層は増加  昔はともかくこんな糞みたいな国に生まれてくるなんて罰ゲームだからな   なにしろ『イジメ社会』だし

Even in the continuing 8 year declining rate of suicides with 2,1321 cases, younger people are still killing themselves more. It is because it is a punishment game to be born in this shitty country. It is a “bully society.”


自殺職員“１人の責任にされる”

A staff member commits suicide: "It's the responsibility of 1 person."


自殺願望つぶやき、「相談窓口」に誘導

Guide tweeters with suicidal tweets to "help desk".


自民ビクビク佐川氏爆弾発言

A nervous Mr. Sagawa of the Liberal Democratic Party (LDP) drops a bombshell of an announcement.


The Liberal Democratic Party is overflowing with talented people.


自民党内でずっと冷や飯を食ってたわけもわかる

I get why he was treated coldly all that time in the LDP.


自民党が描く改憲日程  * 海外に若い人材が流出すると労働力がなくなって死ぬ * 日本の資産の大部分を持つ金持ちが日本を見限って、資産ごと海外に行くと死ぬ * 老人ばっかになるので姥捨て山不可避。ついでに少子化で労働力がなくなり死ぬ  　　↓  * 愛国心と郷土愛を煽って海外に行きにくくする * 財産権をある程度制限できるように変更。公共の福祉を強調 * 家族愛を謳うことで少子高齢化をなんとかやり過ごす。  自民党の憲法草案を見ると分かりやすいくらいに対症療法で、今の日本のヤバさがハッキリわかっちゃって辛いな。

The Liberal Democratic Party's constitution change agenda * When young talented people flow overseas the labor force is gone and dies * When those holding large amounts of wealth in Japanese resources turn their backs on Japan, the resources go overseas and die * Because there will only be elderly it will inevitably become like the mountain where old people are abandoned. Additionally, as the birthrate declines the labor force dies ↓ * Promote patriotism and love for one's hometown and make it harder to go abroad * Make changes so that property rights can be limited to an extent. Emphasize public welfare * Somehow overcome the declining birthrate and aging population by insisting on family love. Looking at the LDP 's Constitution draft, it is easy to understand it as a makeshift solution, It is painful to clearly see the current Japanese tenacity.


自民党支持者の私が安倍政権に抱いた「大きな疑念」

The Great Doubts I Hold About the Abe Administration As an LDP Supporter.


The last conscience of the Liberal Democratic Party.


自民党、生態系を脅かす錦鯉を放流

The Liberal Democratic Party, stocking up on endangered species of colored carp.


自民内部で暗闘があるんじゃないのかと思っている

I thought, "Isn't there a secret feud going on from within the Liberal Democratic Party?"


自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」

Liberal Democratic Party member Santo "Women who give birth to four or more children, public recognition by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare."


自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」

Ms. Santō of the Liberal Democratic Party: " The Ministry of Health, Welfare, and Labor would like to publicly recognize those that bore more that 4 children.


自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  わりとアリ。多産を増やすか、婚外子を増やすしかないのよ   ただ、ガチで税制いじってくるのが本命。それが通るか通らないかの方に注視

Ms. Santo of the Liberal Democratic Party: "Women who give birth to more than 4 children should be awarded by the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare." I think that's actually a good idea. There's no other way but to have more children per family or to increase children born outside of marriage. But her real intent is to criticize the tax system. We should closely observe whether that goes through or not.


自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  ※好きなものを選ぼう   ・何言ってんだコイツ？   ・頭おかしい   ・違うそうじゃない

Mr. Santou of the Liberal Democratic Party says, “the Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare commends women that give birth to more than four children.” \\nLet’s choose what we want.\\nWhat is this guy saying?\\nHe is a nut job.\\nNo, that is not true.\\n


自民の山東氏「４人以上産んだ女性、厚労省で表彰を」  そういうこと   子育て出来るための制度を作るのが厚労省の役割だろうに   表彰とか、もうアホかと

Santo of the Liberal Democratic Party "Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare award for women who have given birth to 4 or more children"  That kind of thing  It's the job of the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare to create a system to allow for the raising of children  Awards and that kind of thing, how stupid


自民強行採決へ「裁量労働制問題」与野党の対立激化  合憲かどうかを手軽に判断してくれない欠陥国家日本  裁判官に身分の上下がある差別国家日本  党内派閥があるのに党議拘束もある意味の無い議論ｗ全部茶番

The LDP are moving towards a forced vote on the discretionary labour problem.  Opposition  between government and opposition parties is heating up.  Japan is a defective country that can't informally decide whether it is constitutional. It's country that discriminates on the basis of the social position of judges. \\nIn spite of factions within the parties, there are meaningless discussions about constraint at party conferences.  w Its a complete farce.


自民 サンフランシスコ慰安婦像特命委員会を開催 「日本の立場を官民を挙げてありとあらゆる場面で主張していくべきだ」  そのうち国連から脱退しかねないアホ政権

Liberal Democratic San Francisco Comfort Women 's Image Special Committee Meeting held "We should insist on the position of Japan with all kinds of scenes with public and private parties" of which the rediculous regime that could withdraw from the United States


自民改憲本部で緊急事態条項に私権制限を盛り込むことを求める声が続出  軍靴の足音が

The LDP Constitutional Headquarters continued to call for the inclusion of private rights restrictions on the emergency provision Continues in the footsteps of the military.


自民政権下の官房機密費の一部文書が開示 9割が官房長官が自ら管理し、領収書の不要な「政策推進費」  真の標的は愛やで「I」

Partial documents on use of secret funds by LDP bureaucrats revealed: 90% managed by secretariat themselves, treated as "political strategy promotion expenses" with no receipts required. The real target is me, myself, and I.


自民政権下の官房機密費の一部文書が開示

The documents disclose the cabinet's secret expenditures made under the Liberal Democratic Party's administration.


自民 村上氏「はっきり言って全部出発点は安倍首相 猛省すべき」「そろそろ大所高所の判断をすべき」  今思うと、国会審議を投げ出して、なぜか北欧外遊に行った   お題目は北朝鮮の脅威を訴えるという？なものだったし   結果は今や直接会談実現かという、安倍の主張とは真逆になった   あれは絶対、国会での追求から逃げていたんだよね   今度は逃げ切るために、いよいよ、腹痛の切り札をきるかな

Murakami of the Liberal Democratic Party said, “frankly speaking, Prime Minister Abe should seriously reflect on all the starting points.” “He should judge from a wider viewpoint.” When I think about it, he threw away Diet deliberations and went to Nordic Northern Europe for some reason. Is the chant to appeal to North Korea’s threats? The result has been direct meetings which is the exact opposite of Prime Minister Abe’s rhetoric. That is without a doubt to avoid the pursuit of the Diet.  I wonder if he will finally pull his trump card in order to completely run away this time.


自民 村上氏「はっきり言って全部出発点は安倍首相 猛省すべき」「そろそろ大所高所の判断をすべき」  自民党の伝統芸

Mr. Murakami of the Liberal Democratic Party said, “if I must be frank, Prime Minister Abe should reconsider the departure points.” The traditional art community has stated, “He (Prime Minister Abe) should judge with a broad perspective.”


自民・渡辺議員「野党のデータ問題の質疑は誹謗中傷クラス」

Liberal Democratic Party Diet Member Watanabe "The opposing party's data question is slander."


自民・若宮議員、政治資金で高級潜水艦模型購入  アルゼンチンの事故おふろで検証するためでしょ(白目)

Liberal Democratic Party Diet member Wakamiya purchases high grade submarine model with government funds. It must be to inspect the Argentina problem from his bathtub, right? (White eyes)


自民議連 ゴルフ場利用税廃止求める決議採択  ほんと上級だけは減税なのな

Liberal Democratic Party Diet members, resolution adopted to stop taxes for using golf resorts. It truly is only the upper class that gets tax breaks.


自民議連 ゴルフ場利用税廃止求める決議採択  悪法を正義の自民党が正したのか

LDP Golf course use tax abolition resolution adopted  Has the evil law destroying LDP done the right thing?


自民の豹変は“昭恵夫人隠し”

Akie cannot handle the opposition party’s approaches.


To the president of the autonomous council.


自然のお宝に魅せられて 仙台キノコ同好会が設立５０周年 放射性物質による汚染を定点観測  即売会があっても毒キノコはカエンタケ

The Sendai mushroom club, established through a fascination with our natural treasures, is celebrating its 50 year anniversary.  Samples have revealed contamination through radioactivity.  Even in farmer's markets, there are poisonous kaentake mushrooms.


エンパイアベイを自由気ままに散策できる「Mafia II」のフリーロームMODがリリース  おまカントリーやめろ

Walk around Empire Bay as you like in the free roam mod just released for Mafia II. Quit with the country music.


自発的に作業した、つまり指揮命令者がいない状態で自然発生した改ざん

That's just conjecture (meaning no one was responsible).


“自給的”肉食を2年間続けた女性が発見したこと

Woman who "naturally" ate meat for two years had surprising discover.


自衛隊で1番の美マッチョを決める大会「自衛隊ベストボディ2018」が開催されるよ！ 陸・海・空の隊員の健康的な筋肉に釘付けです♡  陸のボイラー技官とか超絶ヒマだから筋トレに専念したらぶっちぎりだろうな

The "Self Defense Force Best Body 2018" event will be held to determine the most beautiful macho body in the Self Defense Force! Feast your eyes on the strong muscles of members from the ground, sea, and air units ♡ Ground boiler technical officers and such have tons of free time, so if they devote themselves to lifting weights they should win in a landslide, right?


自衛隊ヘリコプターが墜落か 佐賀 神埼  ２P側ってなにも称賛されないのぜ…　理不尽なのぜ…

Self Defense Force helicopter crashes? Kanzaki, Saga. There is no praise for being on the 2P side... it's absurd...


自衛隊ヘリコプターが墜落か 佐賀 神埼  落ちたな。縛らなきゃ（飛行制限）

The Self Defense Force helicopter crashed or Saga Kamisaki fell. I have to tie it (flight restriction)


自衛隊でも階級はそうなってる（だいたい2階級）

Even in the Self Defense Force they are a higher rank (usually about 2 ranks).


自転車スマホで女性死なす 川崎、容疑で大学生書類送検へ  年間5000円未満の自転車用対人賠償保険に強制加入させるべきだと思うわ   電チャリは今後ますます売れそうだし、スマホ片手に運転するバカは減らないし、危なくて仕方ない

Woman killed by smartphone bicycle  Kawasaki City, prosecutor to submit documents about college student  I think that getting personal insurance for less than 5000 yen per year should be required  Electric bikes are only going to sell more and more in the future, and the idiots using their smartphone with one hand aren't going to decrease, so it's dangerous and it can't be helped


If you are going for a bike ride, the morning is best.


フランスの自転車シェアサービス終了、何千台もの窃盗や破壊相次ぎ「わが社の自転車の大量破壊が未成年者らの新たな娯楽と化した」


自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？

Is it true that bicycles are not good for testicles?


自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？

Is it true that bicycles aren't good for your balls?


自転車が金玉に良くないってほんと？  金玉にも優しい  そう、セグウェイならね

Is it true, that bicycles are bad for the testicles? Kind to the testicles, how about segway?


このサブレイカ臭いでゲソ

Sable fish smells like squid, just with tentacles.


ＪＲ臼杵駅：「う♡」で「うすき」と呼びます  えっち

JR Usuki Station: It's called "Usuki" like "Ooh ♡"  Sexy


ってのは興味深い意見だな


「わよ」 「そうね」 「よ」 「あら」 「かしら」  ぐう興奮する

“Wow” “That is right” “!” “Oh boy” “I wonder” I get really excited


(興行切らさないように)交互に場所をやっていって(力士的には負担今の半分)、年末に紅白対決で総合優勝を決める…

(Yamada Jun) From an entertainment point of view you want a lot of competitions, but with sumo that causes the body to break down...


興行的には場所数が欲しい、でもガチンコでそれだと身体を壊す…

If sumo competitions continue like this with one absentee after another, then it will be done both as a national sport and as a tradition.


ぼく「舌噛んで死のうなんて思うんじゃねえぞ」

Me "I don't think I'm going to die by chewing my tongue."


舛添要一氏、小室引退騒動に「日本は終わる」

Yoichi Masuzoe says of Komura retirement that "Japan is ending."


舛添要一氏、小室引退騒動に「日本は終わる」  日本すごい＝俺すごい   小室終わる＝日本終わる＝俺終わる

In response to the riots surrounding the retirement of Tetsuya Komuro, Yōichi Masuzoe declared, "Japan is finished"  Japan is awesome = I am awesome  Komuro is finished = Japan is finished = I am finished


航空機の主翼の下敷きに 整備士が死亡 鹿児島空港  整備中かと思ったらIDOかよ

A mechanic died under the main wing on an aircraft.  If there is believed to be maintenance underway, should Kagoshima Airport IDO?


船乗ってる間もずっと揺れてて怖かった。


お船追跡するサイトで客船追っかけるの楽しい。

It's fun to follow passenger boats on the boat tracking site.


「艦これ」公式Twitterが凍結


「艦これ」公式Twitter、凍結解除後もDMCA虚偽報告が続いていることを明かす

"Kantai Collection" official Twitter, discloses that even after the freeze was lifted DMCA false reports continue.


コスパ良いし多く飲まなくてもいいし最高やん

It gives a good bang for the buck and you don't have to drink a lot of it, so it's great.


良い椅子を買う！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！


プラモサブレにも良かったらサブミ立ててね

Please feel free to add your own submissions on the plastic model subreddit.


おう、良い趣味しとんやんけ


色丹に中国の発電所作られても大フィーバーするだろ

I bet they would get infuriated if a Chinese company made a power plant on Shikotan.


なんかもう色々全部がうんざりになってきた。自分のことも他人のことも人間生活の営みも文明も自然も家族も物質も趣味も何もかも。不安でよく眠れないし夜中に何度も目が覚める。起きたとき酷く頭痛がする。朝が嫌いだしつらいんだ。常に頭がぼーっとしてるし肘関節と膝関節がじんわりと痛む。目も悪くなる一方。笑い声を聴くと悲しい気持ちになるし、笑顔を向けられても寂しさしか感じない。耳鳴りに悩まされるし持病の偏頭痛も最近はハンマーで頭蓋骨を内側からぶん殴られてるくらい痛む。自殺を図ろうにも度胸がない。そんな悩みすらもうんざりする。  Gワード不可避

Everything seems really boring.  Whether its my own affairs, other people's affairs, lifestyle, civilisation nature, family or hobbies.  I can't sleep from the anxiety and wake up several times in the night.  When I wake I have a splitting headache.  I hate mornings; they're painful.  I feel dazed and my knees and elbow joints ache.  My eyes are getting  worse.  I feel sad when I hear laughter, and I feel lonely even when I am smiling.  I suffer from tinnitus, and recently my chronic migraines feel like a hammer is hitting me from inside my skull.  I don't have the guts to kill myself.  I am just tired of suffering.  Unavoidable G Words.


そりゃディズニーも色々と改変しますわ


Various things are surely being published?


ぼく色欲に支配されすぎじゃね？

Am I too much a slave to my lusty desires?


ぼく色欲に支配されすぎじゃね？

I guess my sexual appetite was dominated too much?


なんか色気があってエロ色さんって感じだった  あー、、

She had somewhat of a sex appeal, and kind of seemed like an erotic personー.


「色々考えた結果生きていこうと思います」自殺を思い直した少女も言葉巧みに誘い出し殺害 座間殺人事件  イタ電すんな死ねよ

"After thinking about various things I decided to go on living." Young girl who reconsidered suicide lured by skillful words and murdered. Zama Suicide Pact Slayings. Don't make prank calls, you die now.


色んなメーカーの袋入り詰め替え用買って使えるやん

You can buy a bag refill pack from different makers.


色々あるけどコンパネじゃないほうの設定画面は誰得なんだよあれ

There are lots of them, but set up screens without control panels are useless.


色識別テスト  俺は11点(🐶)までしかいけませんでした

Color discernment test  I could only get to 11 points (🐶)


シャーペンから芯が出てこない  誰でも芯は必ず持ってる  ただそれを出さないか詰まらせてるだけだよ

The core doesn't come out of a sharp pen.  All of them have cores, but they are packed in so they don't come  out.


花束持って女の人の自転車を走って追いかけることは今回で最後だろう

I guess this will probably be my last time holding a bouquet of flowers and running after a girl on a bicycle.


花田虎上氏 白鵬の相撲に持論「かち上げには簡単に勝てる 勝てない人が悪い」  一応こいつは白鵬よりでかい曙のかちあげ張り差しの相撲に対して  17勝18敗とほぼ五分だったからね（かなりの体格差があるのに）。説得力はある。  白鵬はかちあげの威力もあるけど、そこからの対応がうまいんだろうな。

Mr. Masaru Hanada makes remarks about Hakuho's sumo wrestling, "It's easy to win over Kachiage. It is bad of the person who can't win." For the time being, this guy had almost 50/50 with 17 wins and 18 losses against Akebono, who's bigger than Hakuho in sumo wrestling of Kachiage and Harizashi,  (even with big physical disparities). It's persuasive. Hakuho has the power of Kachiage, but it seems that the response from there is good.


わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？

I have no problem with pollen but I am weak to  stuff like yellow sand and particles smaller than 2.5 micometers.


わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？

I have no problem with pollens, but I'm quite weak to yellow sand and PM2.5.


わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？  春眠暁を覚えずですなフフン

I don't have pollen allergies, but I'm weak to dust and small particulate matter. How about guys? Sleep like a log in the Spring.


わたし花粉は平気だけど黄砂やＰＭ２．５にメッチャ弱いんよ。guysはどう？  なにそれ満貫じゃん

I have no problems with pollen, but I'm really weak to PM2.5. How about you guys? What is that, a mangan hand in mahjong?


花粉用ゴーグルに3Mの防塵マスクで完全武装


花粉症デビューしたかも  恋なら仕方ない

Hay fever may have made its debut  If it's love, it can't be helped


芳根京子「嫌だ！ まだ終わらないで」と涙！「海月姫」クランクアップ  つきうみたん好き

Kyōko Yoshine in tears: "No! Please don't end!" "Jellyfish Princess" is finishing it's shooting. I like Tsukiumi.


←なんか芸術的 なんか本能的→  焼肉のお店は結構評判良いみたいです

← Somehow artistic, somehow instinctive → The barbeque shop seems pretty well reputed


芸術系のおんなのこすき系妄想  TRPGみたいにダイス振って決めよう

Lets decide by rolling the dice like a Kosuki Keimousou TRPG form the lineage of art techniques.


若い世代は“個人としての生き方”を選択？

Is it the young who choose to express themselves as individuals?


若い世代は“個人としての生き方”を選択？

Is the younger generation choosing "an individual lifestyle"?


若年労働者を「ひ弱」だと嘲笑


若村麻由美「海月姫」で月９初出演！蔵之介の母親役

Wakamura Mayumi makes first appearance in "Princess Jellyfish" in September!


若いヒョウ「狩りごっこだね！負けないよ」→負ける→若いヒョウ「食べないでくださーい！」→食べられる 非常に珍しい共食いをするヒョウの動画をごらんください  サブミタイだけでキツい

A young leopard 「It's a hunting game!  I won't lose」→He loses→The young leopard「Please don't eat me!」→ He gets eaten.  Please view this rare footage of a leopard that eats one of its own kind.  It's hard just with サブミタイ


若狭氏政治塾、５カ月で幕 小池旋風やみ… 参加者「大失敗」  信念や譲れない信条が有って政治家を輩出したいなら希望（）に拘らず候補を立てる道は有るだろうにね。  ８０人から金取ってんだろうし、その金を貯めて有能な奴を５人出馬させて議席取れれば独自で政党案件満たせるじゃん。

Mr Wakasa's politics cram school.  Opens in 5 months.  Koike's whirlwind speed...  There are traditions and beliefs and there is hope for the desired continuous supply of politicians.  There are ways to groom candidates.  I will be taking fees from 80 people.   If you save that money and stand 5 capable people for election, we can win seats and start an independent political party.


「また若総務晒したのか」？

I seriously love it" "have you exposed the affairs of young people again?"


若者&30代「安倍首相がんばれ！安倍首相がんばれ！働き方改革、森友問題よかったです！」  スレタイ笑うわ、こんなん

Young people and people in their 30s "Abe, go for it! Abe, go for it! The work revolution and the Moritomo Problem are good!" This thread title makes me laugh.


若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も

Identifying the "lack of going out" among young people ⇨ Angry responses say don't call "becoming poor" a "lack of ***".


若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も

It's been established that young people have been 「not getting outside」too much⇨There have been angry cries to stop changing「becoming poor」to「not getting outside」.


若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も  老人の仮想通貨離れ

Ascertaining a young person's "going out independence" ⇨ There's also an angry voice of, don't say "You'll be in poverty", "○○ independence"  Separate the elderly from cryptocurrency


若者の「外出離れ」が判明⇨「貧困化」を「○○離れ」って言うな、と怒りの声も  若者とかいう日本の癌   不景気は全部こいつらのせい

When it was confirmed that young people don't want to go out anymore people got mad and said "Don't call being poor 'Not wanting to do X'". The young people are the cancer of Japan and the reason for the economic slump.


若者の恋愛離れにちょっと待った！ AIが恋愛を加速させる 最良の相談相手から恋愛対象にまでなり得るAI  二次元で先端のジャップがホルホルしていい分野かな？

I've waited to get away from youth's romance! AI can accelerate your love and can be the best consultation partner for your love interests, I wonder if two dimensional AI is a field that can be good for advancement of jap and digging.


若者の恋愛離れにちょっと待った！ AIが恋愛を加速させる 最良の相談相手から恋愛対象にまでなり得るAI  ＡＩの遺電子でやりそう

I waited for a moment away from youth's romance! Al accelerates love affair, it seems to be done with Al's legacy electron which can be a love subject from the best consultation partner


若者相手にむきになるなよwwｗ何事にも平常心が大事

\\nHahaha A piece of mind in the face of anything is important.


若者の「節分離れ」は、恵方巻きのブラックノルマが原因である  つか節分にはバレンタインやクリスマスやハロウィーーンのような   パリピの心をくすぐる要素がない   あと　『下半身』　に響く要素もない

The cause of young people separating themselves from Setsubun is the unethical quota set on ehomaki's by black companies. That is to say, things like Setsubun, Valentine's Day, Christmas Day, and Halloween don't tickle the fancy of club goers, and it isn't sexy either.


若者の「節分離れ」は、恵方巻きのブラックノルマが原因である  離れるもなにも定着してない  恵方巻きに違和感が無いのは今の小中学生以下だけでしょ

The treacherous sushi roll quota is the cause of the youth's "Setsubun Departure"  Departing and establishing nothing  It's only for students now that there's no hardship, you know


「キレる若者」を経て今や駅や電車の暴力行為6割が中高年に  キレる40代怖すぎィ

We're passed 「Angry minors」.  Now, 60% of violence in train stations and trains are towards middle and high school students.  Angry people in their 40's are too scary...


若者の車離れ、酒離れ、恋愛離れ…… 解決方法は「賃金を上げる、残業時間を減らす」「余裕がほしい」  権力は腐敗する、動物農場読めば分かる  豚：自民党とお仲間たち   スクウィーラー：日本語圏ついったー、KKK新聞   動物：その他国民  動物七戒は権力者の都合の良いように書き換えられていくし、動物たちはそれに気付かないほど愚鈍

Young people are distancing themselves from cars, alcohol, and love.... One solution to this is to "raise wages and lower overtime." "I want more." Political power is corrupt, you would understand that if you read animal farm. Pig: The Liberal Democratic Party and their friends. Squealer: The Japanese Twitter sphere, the KKK Newspaper. Animals: The people of other countries, the animals' seven commandments are there for the convenience of those in power and can be rewritten and the animals are so stupid that they don't realize that.


They're heeding attention to young people who have grown apart from alcohol.


若さ、若さってなんだ  あれ？僕ですら生まれてなかった。

Just what is youth? Huh? Seems even I wasn't born.


苦節16年みずほ銀行の勘定系統合、6月に移行開始

An accounting system integration will begin in June for Mizuho Bank which has been miserable for 16 years.


英史上最大の空母、就役直後に浸水発覚で修理へ  海軍の船には HMS (Her Majesty's Ship) がつく  客船の方は RMS や MS 等  これらの接頭辞は結構重要なんだけど、日本語の記事では省略される事が多いね

The biggest aircraft carriers in British history, receiving repairs immediately following commission due to flooding  HMS (Her Majesty's Ship) is attached to British Navy ships  Passenger ships use RMS, MS, etc.  These prefixes are pretty important, but Japanese articles often omit them


英国の和食チェーン「ワガママ」が謝罪 「病欠禁止」と従業員に  わがままはー男の罪～

The English company of Japanese food restaurants called “Wagamama”(selfish) apologized for forbidden sick absences from their workers. “Selfishness” is a man’s sin.


英女王、金の馬車の乗り心地は「ひどい」と告白 異例の番組出演で  ばねの上に皮をはってるだけならボインボイン跳ねちゃうだろ

Queen of England reveals that riding in the golden chariot is "not very comfortable" on unusual television appearance. If they've just got leather seats over springs, it's sure to be a bouncy ride.


英数学者「97％の精度で予測。夏は消滅、そして…」

An English mathematician 「Predicted with 97% accuracy.


英ＢＢＣ男女格差解消で賃下げ同意


英紙「身びいきのスキャンダル」


英経済、フランスに抜かれ世界６位に 「ＥＵ離脱」が影響 そんなだから衰退するのだ  衰退する→国粋主義者や民族主義者が台頭する→更に衰退する、の負のループにイギリスも入り込んでるようで何より   同じ島国同士、はようクソまみれになろうや

English Economy was surpassed by France, leaving them in 6th place.  「Withdrawal from the EU」was the influencing factor.  Because of that it will decay → Nationalists and ultranationalists will be prominent → Furthermore, it will decay, joining the cycle.  From one island country to the other, let's hurry and become covered in bullsh*t


こないだ「英語教えるから中国語教えてよ」って人に絡まれた

The other day I talked with a person who said, "I'll teach you English, so teach me Chinese".


なぜ英語教師は「役立たない」と知りながら、なおも文法偏重の授業をやめられないのか？  ABC、デー！イイエ富士ー！   生徒「？！」   というか、英語教師が奮起しても無駄だし、彼らもやりがいないだろ   虚しいもんだよ壁打ちしてるってのは

Why do English teachers continue to place so much importance on grammar when they know it doesn't help? "ABC Day! E Fuji!" Students: ?! Even if English teachers get worked up it's pointless. They don't get anything from it, it's futile like playing tennis against a wall.


英語できないってのは言い訳だと思うんだよね

Honestly, I think saying you can't speak English is just making excuses.


“茂木問題”拡大 菅長官や小渕優子氏も政治資金で線香購入  政治家を見たら犯罪者(詐欺師、税金泥棒)と思え

The “Motegi Problem” is expanding. Minister Kan and Yuko Obuchi also bought incense with government funds.\\nWhen you see a politician, think of him/her as a criminal (scammer, tax robber).


茨城県「効果が科学的に検証されていないものに補助金はだせません」EM菌団体「憲法の平等原則に違反しているのではないか」「茨城県がバッシングを助長している」「酷い風評被害となっている」「EM菌を使って農業をしている人たちへの差別にもつながる」

Ibaraki Prefecture: "We will not be giving subsidies for that whose effectiveness has not been scientifically demonstrated"  EM Group: "Does this not violate the principle of equality in the constitution?"


草津噴火で死亡した自衛官は、他の自衛隊員7人と円陣を組んで民間人の親子に声をかけながら噴石から守っていたらしい。

As for the SDF member who died in the Kusatsu eruption, it seems that they formed a circle with 7 other members while calling out to civilians to guard from the volcanic debris.


草薙素子「ふふん、攻性防壁でイチコロよ」

Motoko Kusanagi: 'It beats our protections'


荒ぶるイヌ  タマウガチかな

An "Irrational" dog The Tamaugachi, right


荒んだ心がみるみる癒されてゆく

My turbulent heart is quickly being soothed.


^荒れそうだから止めておく


"荒れた海に出て行く漁師は英雄"

"The fisherman that went out into that violent sea is a hero."


菅ガースー官房長官「大変遺憾。政府として抗議していきたい」


菅氏、改ざんでなく「書き換え」と主張

Mr Kan, I must assert that it is 'rewriting', not 'tampering'.


菅 直人@NaotoKan 立憲民主党の「原発ゼロ基本法案」が固まりました。民進党時代は電力総連出身議員の抵抗が強くて法案提出できませんでしたが、今回はすっきりと決まりました。国会審議を実現し、来年の参院選の最大の争点にする考えです。そのためには「原発ゼロ候補を国会に送る１０００人委員会」が必要です。  立民つくって良かったな

Naoto Kan @NaotoKan. The Constitutional Democratic Party's 'Zero nuclear power basic law' has become more certain.  During the Democratic Progressive Party regime, there was strong resistance from Members coming from the power companies so this law could not be introduced. However, now, the decision is clear.\\nIt has been debated in the Diet, and we hope to make it the biggest issue for the Upper House election next year.  To that end we need a 1000 person committee to send the zero nuclear power candidates to the Diet. We need to create social awareness.


Apparently I have to get tested for H. pylori.


スマホ落としたらSIMなしとか出るんやが？

I dropped my smart phone and now it says there isn't a SIM?


落語家桂春蝶さんのツイートが話題 "世界中が憧れるこの日本で「貧困問題」などを曰う方々は余程強欲か、世の中にウケたいだけ。 この国では、どうしたって生きていける。働けないなら生活保護もある。 我が貧困を政府のせいにしてる暇があるなら、どうかまともな一歩を踏み出して欲しい。この国での貧困は絶対的に「自分のせい」なのだ。"  世襲でお花畑だから春蝶です

Rakugo comedian Katsu Shuncho's Tweet is trending. "People who say that Japan, which is admired the world over, has a 'poverty problem' are either very greedy, or else they just want to gain popular appeal. In this country you can live no matter what. If you can't work there is welfare. If you have enough free time to blame poverty on the government, then I wish you'd take a step in the right direction yourself. In this country poverty is without question 'your own fault'." Shuncho comes a from a rich family.


落語家桂春蝶さんのツイートが話題 "世界中が憧れるこの日本で「貧困問題」などを曰う方々は余程強欲か、世の中にウケたいだけ。 この国では、どうしたって生きていける。働けないなら生活保護もある。 我が貧困を政府のせいにしてる暇があるなら、どうかまともな一歩を踏み出して欲しい。この国での貧困は絶対的に「自分のせい」なのだ。"  国策落語の復活も近いなこれは

Rakugo perform Shunchō Katsura's twitter becomes a topic of conversation. I just want the of the world people to understand that those that say that the Japan the world admires suffers from a "poverty problem" are extremely greedy. This country will keep on living. If you can't work then there is welfare. If you have time to blame the government for your poverty, then I would love it if you started taking steps in the right direction. In this country, any poverty is absolutely your own fault. A political rakugo revival is nigh!


著名教授も「だまされた！」ーー和歌山市・ツタヤ図書館“談合疑惑”の裏で、競合“ガリバー企業”の不可解な影  別にツタヤでいいでしょ   ただの本貸しだよ   税金止めればいいんだよ

A prominent professor was also "deceived"! Wakayama City, Tsutaya Library is suspected of bid rigging. In contrast to its rival "Gulliver Company" in the mysterious shadows, Tsutaya is ok. It is just a book lender. The taxes can stop.


はあちゅうが著名クリエイターのセクハラとパワハラを証言

Testimony about Hachu, the famous creator's sexual harassment and power harassment.


トレンドサイトが蒲田ガス爆発で早速嘘を広める

The trend site sued Kamata gas by explosion and promptly spread a lie.


蒸血おじさんいいキャラしてるし待機音かっこよかったからね、しょうがないね

It might not be perfect but it's a pretty decent toy, so you should all buy one too.


蒼井そら、結婚報告で中国版ツイッター２億５０００万ビュー

Sora Aoi's wedding announcement had 250 million views on the Chinese version of Twitter.


蒼井そら、結婚報告で中国版ツイッター２億５０００万ビュー  パイが違うか  流石はG（以下自重

After Aoi Sora's marriage announcement, 200,500,000 views are different.  As expected of G (more below


ぶつぶつ∴蓮コラ トライポフォビア研究のいま  蓮はまじでやめろ

Grumbling∴Lotus photoshops  Now studying Trypophobia  Seriously, stop it with the Lotus


蔵書の選定は市でチェックするらしいから、ツタヤの不良在庫の引受先になんてならないよな

This is a bad person with a bad pattern.


Then I guess we'll start a soba restaurant.


薪のくべ方を教えてくれる通信社だったのか

I didn't know it's a news agency that teaches us how to throw wood in a fire


藤井隆が「オカマキャラ」を封印している本当の理由  乙葉に手を出して干されたひと

The real reason Takashi Fujii keeps his "crossdressing character" hidden: he touched Otoha and got hung out to dry


「藤子F」風デザイン...小学館は「コメント差し控える」


藤崎一郎『ルーピーと呼ばれた元総理』鳩山氏をバカにし笑うこの元外務官僚は普天間移設交渉時「米側から呼び出された」と嘘をつき米国から「辺野古が絶対」指示受けたなど嘘の公文書まで作り総理を騙した張本人。更にこの男、沖縄返還［密約］公文書を捨てた疑いも。公文書偽造、愚かな犯罪者はお前だ  戦犯が総理大臣になれた国がアメリカや連合国の傀儡じゃないと思える方が不思議  悪名は高い731部隊の関係者が製薬会社興したりとやりたい放題なのに  国民はＴＶマスゴミの「説得」でバカになっているｗ

Ichiro Fujisaki's "Former Prime Minister Who Was Called Loopy" This former Foreign Affairs Bureaucrat who makes fun and laughs at Mr. Hatoyama lied saying he was "called from the US side" at time of Futenma relocation negotiation and said he was instructed from US that "it's absolutely Henoko" and even made up lying official document and deceived the prime minister himself. Furthermore, this man is suspected of throwing out the official document of reversion of Okinawa [secret agreement]. Counterfeiting of official documents, stupid criminal is you It's a mystery to be able to think that a country where war criminals can become Prime Minister is not a puppet of the United States or the allies Officials of the notorious 731 troops are doing whatever they want to do with pharmaceutical companies People are becoming stupid with 'persuasion' of TV mass trash lol


スキップの藤澤はあんな顔だちなのにすごいうまい

The looks of Fujisawa, the skip, belie her amazing skills.


しろくまに虎縦に置くの強すぎだろ  ふぇぇ   おくがふかい

It's too intense and competent to place tiger vertically to polar bear


しろくまに虎縦に置くの強すぎだろ

It's too strong to put a polar bear and a tiger together vertically.


虚構かと思ったら虚構だった

Just when I thought it was fiction, it turned out to be fiction.


【虚構新聞】公文書記録、粘土板への移行を検討

[Kyoko Shimbun] (Fake News Shimbun) Investigation into switching official document records over to clay tablets.


【虚構新聞】公文書記録、粘土板への移行を検討 政府  竹簡に書いてた頃も捏造隠蔽やり放題だったんだろうか

[kyokou newspaper] public record, considering the utilization of clay board. using the bamboo slip allowed people to conceal forgery quite easily.


【虚構】「ＡＩスピーカー、複数設置控えて」 サイドテック社、注意喚起  将来的に車に搭載されるAIが車同士で連携を取り合うようになると   あり得ない話でもないのかなと思ったりする。  車載AI(A)「お前がよけるのが一番効率がいい！   車載AI(B)「お前がよけるのが一番効率がいい！   車載AI(C)「お前が・・・   ドーン！

[Fake] "AI speakers, avoid multiple units." Sidetech gives warning. I don't think it's out of the question that in the near future cars will have integrated AI that can talk to other cars. Car AI (A) "If you get out of my way it will be the most efficient!" Car AI (B) "If you get out of my way it will be the most efficient!" Car AI (C) "If you..." Crash!


これでダメなら虫嫌いって相当だな

If you can't handle this, then you must have a severe insect phobia.


Discovered by a female high school student who loves insects.


パソコン蛾ぶっ壊れた  あのロボットのやつか   アンインストールしよう

My PC was suddenly broken  Was it that robot guy?  Let's uninstall it


いいか、血税をこれに詰めてこうしてバーン！だ

That's fine just stuff the taxpayers' money in here and make it go "Bang!"


衆参で与党が2/3議席を握ってるんだからこうなって当然

This will happen without a surprise because the ruling parties occupy 2/3 seats in the House of Representatives.


衆議院議員足立康史さんが一句 「立民は 北朝鮮の 工作員 」  比例当選できたのと供託金没収の違いがあるでしょ  この足立と自民党にお呼ばれされた杉田すいみゃくの差は何だったんだろう・・・

There is a difference between the fact that Mr Yasushi Adachi, a member of the lower house successfully won a single phrase "The Constitutional Democratic Party are North Korean spies" and had a deposit of money seized. I wonder what was the difference between this Adachi and slippery Sugita who was invited into LDP...


【衆院予算委】不備の厚労省調査 旧民主党政権が計画  産経ならではのこじつけ感

[House of Representatives Budget Committee] An inadequate Ministry of Labour survey, planned during the former Democratic Party administration.  A typical distortion by Sankei.


しかしここでまたも行動できないのが下層民たる所以なのであった！

And yet, the fact that people are unable to take action there is what makes them the lower classes!


どこか行こうと思って靴下履いた  全裸に靴下は意識高い

I thought about going somewhere so I put on socks  The level of zen while naked and wearing socks is high


行く手間考えたら為替分損してるだけな気がする

When I think about going, I feel I lose on the foreign currency exchange.


行為そのものよりここで報告するという無敵の人感の方が強烈だった

Instead of the behavior itself, it was strong impression of them that they announced it here.


たまに行くココイチ、辛さ基準が非合法レベルで2辛頼むと、他の店の5辛くらいのが出てくる

Sometimes I  go to KOKOICHI, when I order the criteria for spicy 2 as illegal level one, they serve  5 times spicier one comparing to other shops.


でもコットンじゃないと街中では静電気がなぁ

But if it's not cotton, then when you are in town you have to deal with static electricity.


街の車の整備工場が消える？深刻な人手不足とEV化で厳しい状況  今パナがEVバッテリーでイケイケだし、パナが金出して育成したらどうだや？

Are street car repair shops disappearing? It is a serious situation where there is not enough human resources and electric vehicles are becoming the new normal. Nowadays, Panasonic is operating electronic vehicle batteries very well. How about Panasonic start financially raising people?


衛星で漁船を追跡、なんと海面の55％超で漁業が

Tracking fishing vessels via satellite, surprisingly over 55% of the water surface area is used for commercial fishing.


なんでそんな衝動的なことを？


【衝撃】2千年前の「古代レイブパーティー」を描いた岩絵がベネズエラで発見される！

Breaking: a picture scroll depicting ancient rape parties from 2,000 years ago discovered in Venezuela!


ネットに衝撃をもたらした「バーチャルのじゃロリ狐娘YouTuberおじさん」にインタビューしてみた！！

An interview with "Virtual Noja Loli Kitsune Musume YouTuber Ojisan" who has taken the internet by storm!!


【衝撃】田村ゆかりさんの現在がヤヴァイ

Shocking: Yukari Tamura is presently in a bad state.


【衝撃】インドの畑に“セクシー女優のポスター”を置いたら収穫激増！「豊作はおっぱいパワーのおかげ」  たわわに実るんだね

[Impact] Putting a "sexy actress poster" int he field of India suddenly increases harvest! "Good harvest is thanks to the power of boobs." It is because of the transformation of fruit.


衣を自給自足する生き方。日本古来のワタと「本当のコスト」とは  麻を植えよう 総理夫人も公認！

How to live self sufficiently for clothing. The "true cost" of the ancient Japanese cotton plant. Plant hemp. The prime minister's wife is for it!


表彰式に託児所がないってオチをやってくれそう

Looks like holding the award ceremony at a day care will be the punch line of the joke.


イヌもこんな表情するのかﾜﾗﾀ


Rika Ihara performed well in her acting debut.


それよりライブラリの表示はなんとかならんのかな

Rather than that, is there any way they can do something about the library display?


アングル：「スイスメイド」表記の新ルール、時計業界に激震

Angels: New rules on Swiss made watches shake the watch world.


それが衰退期にはプレスした鉄板の上、末期にはチャチい鉄板とプラの上になってしまった

As things started to decline it was on pressed metal, then at the end it was on cheap plastic.


袖なしジャケットに80年かかる？：PUBGのLoot Box確率開示が示唆する問題点  １万回引いても６割ちょいしか期待値なかった気がする

It takes 80 years for sleeveless jacket?: PUBG's Loot Box Probability Disclosure Problems Even though it was drawn 10,000 times, I had a hunch and expected only about 60%.


被害届のあった女児には検査で異常なし

Examination of a young girl who had allegedly suffered damage was found to be fine.


被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立

Laws that are a given from the point of view from a female victim are finally implemented in Sweden.


被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立

Sweden finally enacts a law that stands for the viewpoint of the women who become victims which is a given.


被害は３０都道府県の５０人

50 victims across 30 administrative districts.


被選挙権、一律「２０歳以上」に＝自民で浮上、１９年導入視野

Right to vote, set as "20 years old and older" across the board, surfacing with the Liberal Democratic Party, plan for introduction in 2019.


被選挙権、一律「２０歳以上」に＝自民で浮上、１９年導入視野  いやほんとこれ   爺さんになると頭の働きは鈍くなるんだから、60歳くらいで定年でいいじゃんね   (与党若手議員がみんなイカれてるのはさておき)

Eligibility to win has universally become "age 20 and over" = Emerging in the Liberal Democratic Party, a 19 year old looks to enter. But really, when you become an old man your head moves slower so retirement at about 60 years would be good. (Setting aside the fact that the young lawmakers in the ruling party are all screwed up)


裁判所がシリア人の難民認定を退けた。では日本では、だれが「難民」なのか  俺!俺!俺!俺!ole!ole! ah～ 真夏のjamboree レゲエ＜浜辺＜＜Big Wabe!!

The courthouse rejected the authorization of Syrian refugees.  Then who is considered a 「refugee」 in Japan?  俺!俺!俺!俺!ole!ole! ah～ 真夏のjamboree レゲエ＜浜辺＜＜Big Wabe!!


裁判所に『死亡』を取り消してもらえなかった男性、途方に暮れる。

Man who fails to have his "death" revoked in court at a loss.


コロプラ裁判には絡まないんですか？

Are you not getting involved with the COLOPL trial?


「裁量制の労働時間短い」


裁量労働制データ捏造が確定でも、安倍首相は開き直り&責任逃れ発言！「資料が正しいか確認なんてしない」 データを捏造させておいて「官庁から上がってきたデータを答弁しただけ」  安倍が真実だよ   アベイストルー

Even though the forgery of the flexible work hours data has been proven, Prime Minister Abe is being defiant and avoiding responsibility. “I am not making sure the materials are authentic.” After having the data forged he says, “I only answered the data that came from the government office.” Abe is the truth. Install Abe.


裁量労働、政府・与党は法案提出譲らず＝予算案、２７日にも衆院通過

Discretionary labor system, Government and ruling parties do not give up submitting the bill = budget proposal will pass through the House of Representatives on/around 27th.


裏で和田氏自身が監修してたのかな?

Maybe Wada was supervising him behind the curtains?


裸の中年男性がスケートリンクに乱入。謎の踊りに世界が凍った（平昌オリンピック）  素晴らしい👏

Naked middle aged man trespasses at skating rink. World freezes at mysterious dance. (Pyeongchang  Olympics) Amazing 👏


あとはその製作費が制作陣にまわれば

Also, I hope those high production costs make their way back to the creators.


ジャマイカ、ラトビア製のソリで出場

Jamaica participates with a sled made in Latvia.


～パナソニック製バッテリの異物混入が原因


「製薬会社」が米国を滅ぼす

Pharmaceutical companies are destroying America.


アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に

Earth Pharmaceuticals "I will stop calling for insecticide."


アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に  G「なんもかわんねーよ」

Earth Chemical Co Ltd "We will no longer use the word 'insecticide'". From now on we will use "Insect care products". G "There's no difference at all"


アース製薬「殺虫剤の呼び方やめます」これからは『虫ケア用品』に  くっそでかい蚊の風船人形

Earth Pharmacy will stop using the term\\n“bug spray.” For now on there will be the words “bug care goods” on a very\\nbig mosquito balloon doll.


西大寺はだか祭り 福男を目指す男衆約１万人  鉄道線で抜く猛者

Saidaiji Temple Naked Festival. Nearly 10,000 men aiming to be the lucky winner, the winner was pulled out of a railway line.


西尾維新の十二大戦の漫画版をジャンププラスで読んでるんだけどつまらなさがL点超えしてる  牛の「〜がね」が気になって楽しめない

I am reading the manga version of the twelve great warfare of Nishio Ishin at the jump plus, but the boringness is over the L point.


ウルフリック西尾とかいうスゥーム芸人

A talented person from Thu'um named Wolfric Nishio or something.


西武HD社史 書き出しは「西武王国の瓦解は突然やってきた」  いきなり小田原評定とか田楽桶狭間とか大坂の陣から書くようなもんか  通好みだね

Seibu HD Company history started with the head liner of "The fall of Seibu Empire". It starts writing by explaining the history of Odawarahyoujyou and dennrakuokehazama so it's intersting.


西片から高木さんを寝取る vs 高木さんから西片を寝取る  闇しか感じねぇ

From Nishikata's standpoint, he cheated on Takagi. But from Takagi's side, he cheated on Nishikata.  It is all so sordid.


西野カナと西内まりあがゴッチャになってる

Getting Nishino Kana and Nishiuchi Mariya mixed up.


西野カナと西内まりあがゴッチャになってる

Nishino Kana and Nishiuchi Mairya often get mixed up.


…？要はSkypeでしょ？


要らないものを処分していると嫌でも過去の人生が思い起こされてつらい

When disposing of things that I don’t need, I remember things that happened in the past even if it is unpleasant.


要らないものを処分していると嫌でも過去の人生が思い起こされてつらい

When I'm throwing out things that I don't need anymore, I'm reminded of my old life and it's painful.


ドイツ、ポーランドの要求に第２次世界大戦の賠償調査専門家グループを提案

Germany and Poland propose expert group to look into compensation from Second World War.


覇権さけてマイナーなアニメでも見たら

How about breaking from the mold and watching some less popular anime?


A girl’s large breasts jiggling as she plays the online version of Love Live.


やっぱりごちゃん見たほうがはやそうだねえ

It probably would have been easier to look at 5ch.


スキル：ノーダメージパイズリ  「見える」ヒョイ

Skill: No damage breast fucking "I see it" Woo


バスケットゴール、まったく見えてない！


ユニクロでジーパン。見てたら変顔したガキ2人が寄ってきて近くをウロウロしていたので愛想笑いしたら、「アウトー！タイキック！」って言っておもくそ股間にパンチされた  殺そう

Jeans at Uniqlo.  I was looking at them when two brats making funny faces came wandering towards me.  I smiled apprehensively when one suddenly yelled, "Out! Tai kick!" and punched me in the groin.  I'm going to kill them.


見てわかるピタゴラスの定理(/r/educationalgifs)  証明になってない   QED

Pythagorean theorem that you can understand by seeing (/r/educationalgifs)  It won't be verified  QED


ガンダムに見る「平成」という激動の時代  AGEは通してみると色んな横槍入れられながら作ったにしては   割といい作品だと思う   50年かけてただの復讐鬼になったフリットじいちゃんを孫が説教するところとかね

Tumultuous times of the "Heisei" era are reflected in Gundam. When I watch AGE, I think it's a pretty good work even though it was interrupted many times during its production. Like in the scene where old Flit, who becomes controlled by his need to take revenge after 50 years, is lectured by his grandson.


「チンチラ見せでＯＫだと思いました」ｗ

"Since she showed me her chinchilla, I thought it was ok." hahaha


見えるじゃんって思ったら投稿閲覧承認か

I thought I was just browsing, but I was in post review approval.


さっき見たけど最後まで見られなかった

I watched a bit of it but couldn't make it to the end.


Unfavorable conditions for Asian market.


こう見るとがっきー本当にきれい

When you look in this manner, Gakkii really is pretty.


これ見てるとかめはめ波で太陽系吹っ飛ばせるとか言ってたセルは相当アホだったんだなって思うよね

When you watch this, you think Cell's kind of really stupid saying that he can blow the sun away with a Kamehameha or whatever, right?