山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  ２ｃｈにハマったばかりの人には２ｃｈ用語実社会で連発する痛いやつが一定割合で出るから仕方ないね

Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors Yamada Hiroshi @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the topic at hand. I found a funny joke (?). "German people invent, Americans manufacture, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese people make pirated versions, and Koreans claim they started it all." It really is a big world! There are a decent number of people who are hooked on 2ch who painfully use 2ch language out in the real world all the time, so what can you do?


山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  今更すぎる  流行ってた頃なにしてたの？

Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the subject at hand. I found an interesting joke (?). "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese make pirated versions, and Koreans claim it all started with them." It really is a wide world! It's up next. What was going on back when it was popular?


山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  キンペー「タイワンなんて国この地球上にないアルよ」

Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party House of Councillors @yamazogaikuzo, returning to the subject at hand. I found an interesting joke (?). "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and more efficient, Chinese make pirated versions, and Koreans claim it all started with them." It really is a wide world! Jinping "There isn't another country in the world as great as Taiwan."


山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  自民党議員がネトウヨ系だと発覚するケース多過ぎて絶望する

Hiroshi Yamada Liberal Democratic @yamazogakuzo  An interesting joke?  I found it.  "The Germans invented, the Americans made the product, the British invested, the French designed, the Italians were PR, the Japanese became smaller, the Japanese became smaller, the Chinese made a pirate version, People assert their origins "Really, the earth is round!


山登りにコットンの下着を着てはいけない理由

The reason you shouldn't wear cotton underwear when going mountain climbing.


山登りにコットンの下着を着てはいけない理由

The reason you shouldn't wear cotton underwear when mountain climbing.


山行くなら山用の下着買えって事だな

If you are going up a mountain, I guess you've got to buy underwear for use on the mountain.


山陰新幹線の実現へ石破氏「単線も考えるべき」

Ishiba on the implementation of the Sanin Shinkansen "A single track should also be considered".


山頂ついた！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

I arrived at the summit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


山頂ついた！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

I made it to the top of the mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


岡三マン他乗り遅れた株クラがネガキャン頑張ってるよ

The Okasanman's missed stock manipulation smear campaign is fighting hard.


岡山の県庁で会える奴なら最高や。

It's merely a conversion error coincidence  It would be great if this guy could meet at the Okayama prefectural office


岡山駅前に群がる特攻服姿の中３ 恒例化「ど派手に卒業祝いたい」： 主要： 岡山エリア： 山陽新聞デジタル｜さんデジ  チャリでこけて頭縫ったことがあるから思うけどマジヘルメット大事

The high school freshmen who always gather in front of Okayama Station wearing typical delinquent clothing 「I want to celebrate graduating with a bang」: Principal：Okayama area: Sanyo Shimbun Digital | I've tripped with a さんデジ チャリ and had stitches in my head so I'm pretty strongly minded about how important it is to wear a helmet


岡本光博が「ドザえもん展」開催。あのキャラクターの「水死体」で現代の著作権問題に切り込む  これはいかんでしょ

Mitsuhiro Okamoto opened the 「Doraemon Exhibition」.  The 「drowned corpse」of that character cut into modern copyright issues.  This can't be good.


岡本光博が「ドザえもん展」開催。あのキャラクターの「水死体」で現代の著作権問題に切り込む  あのくそSGT

Mitsuhiro Okamoto opens up a Dozaemon exhibition. Showing the character Doraemon's drowned body, this cuts deep into today copyright problems. That shitty SGT


岩田日銀副総裁：物価は２％上昇から遠い、投資家は日銀の金融政策を理解していない、予想より円高進行  まだまだ円安ですよ

Bank of Japan vice president Iwata: commodities are far from a 2% increase; investors do not understand BOJ's fiscal policy. Strong yen proceeds beyond expectations. The yen is still undervalued, make no mistake.


島の備品「山分けしようと」 松前小島窃盗 北朝鮮船員が説明  ？？？「貴様等全員韓国送りだっ！！！」

Island equipment "to split it down the middle"  Theft in Kojima  North Korean sailor explained ???  "I'm sending all you bastards to Korea!!!"


バリ島アグン山、警戒レベル最高に


「崇拝」か「小児性愛」か


嵌るけど取れない人体の恐怖

The fear of a body getting stuck and not being able to be pulled out.


嵐・桜井さん父、電通執行役員に 内部統制機能を強化  これ息子抜きにしても普通に天下り案件じゃないのか？  元事務次官が不祥事起こした直後の会社に入るのをどのマスコミも批判しない国ってヤバすぎだろう

Father of Sakurai (Arashi) becomes executive officer of Dentsu and strengthens internal control function. Is it just not golden parachute even without considering his son? It would be too messed up in this country that any media does not criticize him moving into the company right after the former secretary general caused a scandal.


ドワンゴ川上氏、代表取締役会長を退任

Dwango Kawakami, steps down as head representative director.


川上量生:代表取締役会長CTO → 取締役CTO  降格じゃん

Kawakami Nobuo: Representative director president CTO → Board member CTO. Is that a demotion?


川内原発：１号機の燃料集合体１体から放射性物質漏れ

Sendai Nuclear Power Plant: Radioactive leak from one unit of the fuel assembly for reactor 1.


｢川崎｣ほど今の日本を体現している町はない  まーたすぐ都会を日本の代表にさせる

There is no town that embodies the present Japan as much as "Kawasaki" Again straightaway making the urban city the representation of Japan


｢川崎｣ほど今の日本を体現している町はない  鶴見市場 通過〜   八丁畷 通過〜   京急川崎 通過〜   六郷土手 通過〜   雑色 通過〜   京急蒲田 通過〜   梅屋敷 通過〜   ソ〜ラシドレミファソ〜ラ〜  ヒュイーンヒュイーンヒュイーン

There's no city that currently represents Japan as much as "Kawasaki"  Passing though Tsurumi Market~ Passing through Hatchobori~ Passing through Kyushu~ Passing through Keikyu Kawasaki~  Passing through Rokugodote~ Passing through Zoshiki~ Passing through Keikyu Kamata~ Passing through Umeyashiki~ So~La Si Do Re Mi Fa So~La~ Hyuii Hyuii Hyuii


『ルポ 川崎』リバーズエッジから見る日本の未来  書いてある情景で言ったら西成なんかよりディープだわ

Through “Reportage Kawasaki,” one can see Japan’s future from the river’s edge. When talking about the scenery written in the book, it sounds deeper than Nishinari.


「（川端容疑者は）女性に会うため、ほぼ毎日車を運転してセンターに通っていたようだった」

"He (suspect Kawabata) drove almost everyday to the welfare center to meet a woman."


川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」

Enon Kawatani: "What's sick is the world, not the tabloids."


川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  「不倫ガー」というヤツは小室哲哉にも石を投げつけろよ

Enon Kawatani "A society without weekly magazines is abnormal"  A guy known as an "immoral gar" is throwing stones at Tetsuya Komuro


川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  流石ワーナーパワーに守られてる事に気づいてない     勘違いロキノン系は言うことが違うな    長渕は最近少し番組で触れられたけど   桜井はなかった事にされてるから有名になればどんなに劣化しても     曲書かなくても   有名税でファンネルがアンチがーの免罪符の一言でJの国民性では    大半が押し切られて、会社が出なくても勝手に潰してくれるから平気平気

Enon Kawatani: "What would be weird is a world without tabloids." Of course the don't realize it's being protected by One Power. ROCKIN' ON JAPAN is misunderstood, what they said wasn't that. Nagabuchi is starting to appear on TV recently, but if he gets famous for Sakurai not being there, no matter how bad his quality gets, even if he stops writing music, the price of fame will be funneled through choice words of excuse. Since the majority of countries that breed people with traits like that overcome adversity, even if they don't make a company, they will easily crush us. It's fine, we're fine.


川谷絵音「病的なのは週刊誌でなく世間」  うーむ   週刊誌は売れるから作ってるだけで悪くない、病的なのは世間の方だってこと？   公器には公器としての自覚が求められると俺は思うけどな 世間をただ反映させるばかりではなく、世間を作る側でもあるんだから

Enon Kawatani: "Society is the one that's diseased, not the tabloids." Hmm, does he mean that the tabloids aren't in the wrong because they're just putting out what sells, and society is the one that's actually morbid? I think a public institution should be more aware that it's a public institution. It's not just reflecting society, it also has a role in swaying society.


Head office apologizes for unforeseen situation.


ミャンマー・ラカイン州で仏教徒の集団が暴動、警察の発砲で7人死亡  ビルマ族 → ラカイン族 → ロヒンギャ とかいういじめシステム？

Buddhist uprising in Rakhine State, Myanmar, seven dead from shots fired by police. Is this a bullying system that goes Bamar people → Rakhine people → Rohingya people?


巡視船発注したら…重すぎて速度出ず 納品断念 川崎  川重がやらかしたのかとおもた

I ordered a patrol boat... but it was too heavy and couldn't reach a high speed, so I declined the delivery. I think Kawasaki and Kawashige were responsible.


バイアグラ工場の煙で村人みんな“元気”

Townspeople all feel "energized" from smoke coming from Viagra factory.


ノーム・チョムスキー・マサチューセッツ工科大（ＭＩＴ）言語学名誉教授、金禹昌（キム・ウチャン）高麗大名誉教授など国内外の知識人９８人が『帝国の慰安婦』訴訟に関連し、韓国で学問・思想・表現の自由が脅かされたという声明を発表した 日本からは大江健三郎氏、上野千鶴子、深川由紀子、の和田春樹。カン・シンピョ仁済大名誉教授「一部の団体が慰安婦被害者をあおって自分たちが持つ権力を乱用しながら、社会全体が朴教授１人を集団的に非難することになった」  チョムスキーが生成文法理論を唱えたのが1950年代で20代のころ  これは天才ですわ

Noam Chomsky is a professor at Massachusetts’ MIT Technology School, honorary linguistics professor, and \\nhonorary Kim Uchan professor. 98 people from in and out of the country participated in the “Imperial Comfort Women” lawsuit saying that academic freedom and freedom of speech were threatened in South Korea.   From Japan we have Kenzaburo Ooe,  Chizuko Ueno, Yukiko Fukagawa, and Haruki Wada. Honorary Jinsai University professor Kang Shinpyo said the following: “a portion of an organization creates waves over comfort women victims. All of society is criticizing one professor while we go wild with the power that we hold.”\\n\\nChomsky chanted the Generative Grammar Theory when he was in his 20s in the 1950s. He is a genius.\\n


左のやつ、写真写り意識してそう

The one on the left, it looks like she's aware of the camera.


なんで左からでも右からでも大丈夫なんだ？

Why is it okay whether from the left or the right.


左からセックス腹パン結婚


巨乳あるある  むちゃわかる

Things that happen with big tits I so understand


巨乳の女の子がめっちゃおっぱい揺らしながらラブライブの音ゲーやっててすごい


カーネルサンダースの巨大人形が貼り付いた夢に出てきそうなテントをKFC公式が販売  カーネルおじさんならまぁ…あのピエロだったら泣いてたかも。と思って画像見たら想像より不気味だった何これ怖い

KFC officialy sells a tent with a huge doll of Colonel Sanders attached that you'd think would only exist in dreams. "Oh well, Colonel Sanders is still okay... I would have cried if it was that clown." is what I thought until I saw the how creepy it actually was from the image, this is scary.


巨大な荷物かご付き自転車で3週間を過ごしたら、交通の「スマートな未来」が見えてきた  広い車道か歩道がある所なら使えるけど   私が住んでる所じゃ使えないな

After three weeks of using a bicycle with a gigantic basket for carrying things, they can see the "smart future" of transportation. If there's a wide lane or a sidewalk you can use it, but where I live it wouldn't be usable.


チーズ  巻きすに乗ってるのに驚き

Surprised that cheese is on a sushi mat.


ＮＹ市場 ダウ一時1000ドル以上値下がり  すげー下がっててビビる  一応、米金利上昇がきっかけなのだろうけど、そこから米株下げのつながりがいまいち分からない   米金利上げ＋円高の組み合わせも謎な動きだし、今の相場はほんと難しい

NY Market Dow Temporarily falls by more than 1000 dollars and is getting worse for the time being, It seems that the rise in US interest rates is the starting point, but the combination of the rising US dollar and the appreciation of the yen also makes it a mysterious move, from which we do not know the connection of US shares so unprecedentedly, speculation is difficult at the moment.


市立図書館長「鬱だ氏のう」


市議なら発言に責任持って、逃げないで

If you are a city councilor then you have to take responsibility for your words and you shouldn't just run away.


さいたま市議「首つって死ね」

Saitama City Council "Hang yourself and die."


さいたま市議「首つって死ね」

Saitama City Council withdraw 'nodding and dying' insults and apologise.


市長が記者に「殺すぞ」と発言 兵庫 西宮  権力て。

The mayor told reporters "I'm going to kill you"


布団の中から出たくない  わかる！かわいい！さむい！！

I do not want to leave the futon! I know! It's Cute! It is cold!


布団の中から出たくない  絵凄い良いね   歌ってるバンドの名前凄いと思ったらそういう事なのか   えらい

I don't want to leave the futon  This picture is incredibly good  I thought the name of the band singing was awesome, is it that sort of thing?  Great


布団類を干すのが面倒で寝袋（気温5℃下推奨）を買ってきた俺、暑すぎて死亡

Getting sick of airing out futons, I bought a sleeping bag recommended for temperatures under 5℃.


布団類を干すのが面倒で寝袋（気温5℃下推奨）を買ってきた俺、暑すぎて死亡

I bought a sleeping bag (recommend one below 5℃) because drying a futon is a pain, but now it's so hot I feel like I'm going to die.


希望の党、大西健介氏「首相のバンカー転倒動画を削除依頼したか」 政府答弁書「事実はない」  下級の忖度ってこと？

Hope Party, Kensuke Oonishi "Have you been asked to delete the prime minister's bunker falling video?"  Government's answer letter "There is no fact"  Is that a subordinate's guess?


希望があるとすれば、それはプロールたちのなかにある！(白目)

If there's any hope left, it's in the Prowls (Hah)


希望者殺到きょう配布終了も

Flood of people wanting them, distribution complete.


ぼくの席の左後ろのあたりから時折ぽちゃんという水音がするのだが  あっ

Every now and then I get a whiff of perfume from the left and back of my seat, ah.


ぼくの席の左後ろのあたりから時折ぽちゃんという水音がするのだが  後ろは壁で左は窓だよ

Sometimes I hear a dripping sound somewhere behind me towards the left, but behind me there is a wall and to the left of me is a window


メチャメチャ帯電したオチンポで高速ファックすればサンダーセックスできるのでは？

Does it make thunder sex possible if it fucks at high speed with choked penis?


メチャメチャ帯電したオチンポで高速ファックすればサンダーセックスできるのでは？

If you charge your dick a lot and fuck super quickly then maybe you can do thunder sex?


きょうは🚕で帰ってきたよ。


はぁ、帰って乳首オナニーしてぇなぁ〜 家出て行く前にしてたけど、イクまでしてなかったし  頭フェリシアってワードすこ

Ah, I want to go home and play with my nipples~ I did before I left the house, but not so much that I came.  Atama Felicia, what you words are amazing.


「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  お巡りさんこの男です！

"When I came home, they disappeared" a young girl spilled the end of the family, police officer, it is this boy!


「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  お役所は動きがおっせーから、世の中には児童養護施設から巣立つ若者向けの自立支援基金というものが存在する   寄付する側としてはパッと見どこを選べばいいのかよく分からんという問題があるが、最低条件として寄附金控除の対象になるものが宜しい。国税がカネの流れを抑えてるからドンブリ勘定の適当運営ができない(ぽっぽないないすれば即バレてガサ食らう)。更に言うと財務諸表を詳らかに公開し、真面目にマメに活動状況を報告してるところなら尚宜しい   そういう所には安心してカネを突っ込める

[When I got home, I disappeared]\\n\\nGirls leave broken homes.  In some council offices, there is a fund set up under the auspices  of the Child Care Foundation to help children leave home. It is called the Independent Support Fund.  From the donors' point of view it is difficult to know what to choose, but donations are deductible, which is a good thing.  Because the money comes from taxes, slapdash accounting is not permissible. Anyone who tries will be discovered and investigated.  Detailed financial statements need to be publicly available, including status reports.  This means you can donate money with confidence.


「帰るとこ、なくなっちゃった」 少女がこぼした家族の終わり  その条件全部満たしてる夫婦、日本に何組くらいおるんかな

“I had nothing to come home to.” It was the end of her family. How many couples are there in Japan that satisfy all those needs as husband and wife?


帰りの電車で隣にJKすわってきてん

On my ride home, a junior high student came and sat next to me.


帰りの電車で隣にJKすわってきてん

On the train home, a schoolgirl came and sat next to me.


常に弱者や被害者の視点に立って物事を見て配慮するのは人権社会になくてはならないもの

Constantly viewing things from the stance of the victim is something that is necessary in a human society.


常に枠使おうとか貧乏性もいいとこ

Always using frames, it's a poor mentality.


常に枠使おうとか貧乏性もいいとこ

The poverty mindset where they always use the frame is great too.


常用で1%切る健全さだし

If you cut your daily use by 1% then you are fully healthy.


常磐線快速の車内で女性が出産、一時運転見合わせ  は？迷惑だろ   子供にとっても感染症リスクがあるし真似させたらいけんわ

Is it possible for a woman to give birth in the Tokiwa Line rapid car for temporary drive premises? It's a bother to other people, even for the child there is a risk of getting infectious diseases.


幕府にバグを直訴したら死刑らしいぞ

If you complain about the error directly to the shogunate, it seems like its the death penalty.


干し姉に見えて恐怖を覚えた

I got scared because I read that as dried older sisters.


しごとがないから、つくえふいてる  そういう干され方の可能性

I don't have any work to do, so I'm wiping my desk  The possibility of being deprived of work in such a way


平凡な50代おっさんと不倫する、20代女性の胸のうち « 女子SPA！  まさにうらやま死刑

What is in the heart of a woman in her 20s who commits adultery with a normal man in his 50s << Female SPA! I think she should be punished but I'm also jealous.


「ノーベル平和賞」だから何をしてもいいってわけでもねえだろ

It's not like you can just do whatever you want just because of the "Nobel peace prize", right?


平和賞受賞の喜び、日本各地でも

The recipient of the Peace prize celebrates this joyful occasion with a number of ceremonies throughout Japan.


プリキュアは、平均15分50秒でラスボスを倒す

Pretty Cure defeats Rasubosu in an average of 15 minutes 50 seconds.


平均年収186万円…日本に現れた新たな「下層階級」の実情

Average income of 1.86M JPY...the reality of the new lower class in Japan.


平均年収186万円…日本に現れた新たな「下層階級」の実情

Average yearly income 1.86 million yen...


「平壌五輪になりつつある」

"This is turning into the Pyongyang Olympics."


Already suffered five defeats to rank and file wrestlers.


The yearly average for lettuce rises by 1.7 times.


「平日は居酒屋、休日はゴルフ」会社に尽くす「いい人」の末路  今日は外出する気が起こらなかった  そして少女終末旅行の6巻が届き、内容に涙した

'The pub on week days, golf on weekends'  The end of the road for the good company worker? I didn't feel like going out today.  Six issues of Girls' Last Journey have arrived.  I cried over the stories.


平昌五輪、下町ボブスレー土壇場で不採用の真相

PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games, truth behind the last minute Shitamachi bobsled rejection ~ "You can ignore the opinions of the 'Abe blamers'" "Shitamachi P was planning on using the Olympics as a stepping stone to expand business.


平昌五輪、下町ボブスレー土壇場で不採用の真相 ~ 「『アベノセイダーズ』の意見は無視すればいい」「下町Pは、あくまでオリンピックを手段に、事業の拡大を目的とするものである。一方、ジャマイカ連盟の目的は、世界大会やオリンピックでの勝利だ。このすり合わせができていなかったとしたら、責任は双方にある」  この手の大手とか名の通ってるメディアで、ネットスラング使われるの本当に不快   フジテレビでも「いわゆるブーメラン」とか、報道で言うんだよ   ワイドショーとか、報道系バラエティですらなく、報道で   マジクソ   自らリテラレベルに落ちてくる大手に、そりゃリテラの存在感が相対的に増すわとしか思えない

Truth of the last minute rejection of the Shitamachi Bobsleigh at the PyeongChang Olympics. "You can ignore the opinions of Abe supporters." "The Shitamachi project was nothing more than a way to expand business by using the Olympics. On the other hand, the Jamaican Federation was trying to win at the world competition and the Olympics. Since this compromise couldn't be met, the blame lies with both sides." I really don't like how major companies and media outlets are adopting net slang like this. Fuji Television also said something like, "The so called boomerang". You're supposed to be professional journalists. Talk shows are one thing, but using words like that on the actual news is just shitty. By falling to Litera's level, major companies are just making Litera look better by comparison.


【平昌五輪】メインプレスセンター前に“謎のオブジェ”  強そう。

[Pyongyang Olympics] "mysterious object" in front of main presenter, looks strong


平昌五輪 ガーナのスケルトン競技選手フリムポンさんを御覧ください（なお本日の競技で30人中30位だった模様）  なんという筋肉…。

Take a look at Flinton, Ghana's skeleton competition player at the Pyeongchang Olympics (Ranking 30thout of 30 in today's competition).  What muscles...


「平昌の突風」でほぼ全員転倒、批判の声も

Almost all of them knocked down by "Pyeongchang wind gust", critical voices.


平昌で「米日VS南北」の戦いが始まる

The "US and Japan vs. North and South Korea" battle has begun in Pyeongchang.


平昌で「米日VS南北」の戦いが始まる  すげえな、日本が関わることで米を先に付けるとは...   あ、感想全文以上です。

A battle of "America and Japan vs North and South Korea"  has started in Pyeong Chang. Japan getting caught up in this and having America go first... Well, those are all of my thoughts.


いや、平昌オリンピックと関係あるのは知ってるんだけどね…

I do know that it's related to the Pyeongchang Olympics...


平昌ではジャンプの高梨沙羅が標的に…五輪選手への道徳押しつけバッシングの異常！ 今井メロや國母和宏が心境告白  ジャンブのイモトアヤコとして大人気だったのに叩かれちゃうのか

In Pyeongchang, jumper Sara Takanashi's target...   The abnormality of bashing moral rules imposed upon Olympic athletes  Mero Imai and Kazuhiro Kokubo confess their state of mind  She's mature as a jambe Ayako Imoto, but will she get beat?


First Namahage (people dressing as demons) in 15 years.


８０年代のバンコックでも”眼力”で強引に渡るテクがあった。

In the 80's people just used to stare at the driver and aggrresively start crossing the crosswalk in Bangkok.


もう１年以上経ってると思ってた。


３７年も休眠のエンジン動く 太陽系外の米探査機ボイジャー  そういう人材はNASAとか航空機設計いったり  空母の中で制服縫ったり兵器作ってるから

The engine idle for 37 years moves  U.S. space probe Voyager outside the solar system  Because that kind of NASA, etc., personnel is designing aircraft, sewing uniforms inside of aircraft carriers and making weapons


モナコイン 年初から600倍以上 2000円になる  仮想通貨安いの1万ずつ買っとけばどれか暴騰してくれそう

MonaCoin climbs 600x since start of year, reaching 2,000 JPY. Buy various cheap cryptocurrency in 10,000 JPY increments and one might hit the jackpot.


Risen more than 600 times its value since the start of the year.


１００年前、英で大論争の「妖精写真」 名大で企画展  今みると、紙のイラスト切って貼ったように見えちゃうな

The art that spurred huge controversy 100 years ago in England, 「Cottingley Fairies」.  Looking at it now, it looks like someone cut out a picture book and pasted it on paper.


年収1000万円超の人が持つ財布に特徴「年収200倍の法則」が存在？

Features of a wallet owned by those with an annual income of over 10 million yen, is there really a "Income 200 times rule"?


年収は100万円に届かないのに｢配慮｣ばかり

Even though his yearly income is less than 1,000,000 yen, he has nothing but "consideration".


年収350万円でも年間100万円貯金！ 年収別・貯まる人のお金の使い方！家賃は手取りの1/3以下！スマホは格安SIM!食費・娯楽費・交際費は毎月一定に！  極端な話生活費使い切って贅沢しても収支が黒なら収入いくらでもいいんすよね  ずっとそうなることはないから貯金するわけで

Even though my annual income is 3,500,000 yen, my annual savings is 1,000,000 yen.  This is the way of using money for people that find it hard to save! My rent is less than a third of my savings! My smartphone uses a cheap SIM card! My food expenses, entertainment expenses, and dating expenses are at a fixed rate every month! As long as I am not in the red, it doesn’t matter if I become luxurious with my spending. It also doesn’t matter how much I make. I can’t keep this up forever so I am saving.


年収350万円でも年間100万円貯金！ 年収別・貯まる人のお金の使い方！家賃は手取りの1/3以下！スマホは格安SIM!食費・娯楽費・交際費は毎月一定に！  いやぁきついっす（素）

Save up 1 million in a year, with an annual income of only 3,5 million! By annual income・how to use money to save up enough! Rent is less than 1/3 of net income! Cheap SIM! Food expense・pleasure expense・entertainment expense fixed amount in every month! No, that's too hard (simple).


『年取ったな～と感じる瞬間』あるある50選  49番目でちょっと胸が熱くなったのに  結局保険の宣伝でガックリ

"That moment when you feel, 'I've gotten old.'" I know that feeling. 50th. On the 49th I was pretty emotional, but in the end I was crestfallen at the insurance advertisement.


『年取ったな～と感じる瞬間』あるある50選  多すぎだがあるある

"That moment when you feel old"  There are 50 different choices  There are too many


やっぱ年取ると相当どうでもよくなるみたい

Apparently it's true that as you grow older it becomes incredibly unimportant.


１７年の実質賃金、２年ぶりマイナス

When comparing real wages over 17 years, these have gone down in the last 2 years when adjusted for inflation.


じゃあ年寄りの解釈拡大して40歳から年金くださいよ～

Well extending the explanation of the elderly, please give me a pension starting at 40.


２０１８年、将来の夢がある新成人は、過去最低の54％

The percentage of new adults having a dream in 2018 is at an all time low of 54%.


One year leaves and another year arrives.


アベノミクス５年 広がる格差/大株主上位３００人 資産２．７倍に/「家なき労働者」の一方で  意訳：カモってやるから有り金出せや

Abenomics 5 years spreading inequality / top 300 largest shareholders asset increased 2.7 times / / 'homeless workers' Translator: Because we do ducks, you have to give us all the money


ドムドムハンバーガー６年ぶり新規出店 厚木と浜松に  マックが潰れる→ざまぁ   ドムドムが潰れる→悲しい   何故なのか

Domdom Burger opens its first new restaurants in six years, in Atsugi and Hamamatsu  McDs is collapsing → DomDom is collapsing → So sad   Why is this?


年明け早々うんこ出るなど

Already in the new year poo is coming out, etc.


ＧＤＰ、２８年ぶり８期連続増

GDP, first time in 28 years to see increase 8 terms in a row.


年末のあらびき団の、くっきーのネタ見たい

The Prime Minister responded, “good morning.” I want to see information about Kukkii whom was shown on the end of the year episode of Arabikidan (variety show).


年末年始だしメンサのIQテストしましょ

It's the end of the year so let's take a Mensa IQ test.


年末年始だしメンサのIQテストしましょ

Why not take Mensa's IQ test to start off the New Year?


年末年始はどこのインターネッツで過ごすの？

Which internet will you spend you New Year's Holiday on?


アキラさんからのお年玉か[](#b2)


あけましておめでとうございます。年賀状です。  いぬだ！

Happy New Year. it's a card. It's the dog year!


アホ「年賀状は手書きで郵送が一番！


年賀状、投函日にご注意！

Note the date when you post New Year's postcards!


I don't write New Year greeting cards any more.


まだ年賀状書いてない  来年書こう

I still haven't written the new year's card  I'll write mine next year


“年金100年安心”データ→老人も女性も皆働くことが前提

"Safe annuity until 100 years old" data → All elderly people and women working is a prerequisite.


年金も75歳からやしどうすんの

What are people supposed to go about pension money after they hit 75 years old?


年金シミュレーションしたら即死亡レベルでわろた

I almost laughed myself to death at this pension simulation.


年金強制徴収、滞納１３カ月から７カ月へ対象拡大  GPIF儲かってるなら全部それで賄えよ  アベノミクスで儲かってるんでしょ？

Pension forced collection, delayed from 13 months to 7 months, if GPIF yields profits then lets have everything be that way in Abenomics and have them yield profits too?


幸福の科学を扱ったドキュメンタリー映画、公開へ＝教団は訴訟予告で中止要求  駅前にそこそこでかい集会所ある新興宗教に誘われて行った事あるけれど、まあよくわからなければ異様な光景ですね   修行したとかなんとかって教祖様の写真がどでーんと飾られてて、要領を得ない話ですごいってことになって、みんなでお経みたいな呪文唱えだす   でもそこで天命を受けたんだよね   日本人は全員こういうやつらなんだってわかったんだよ   とりあえず無料だし、行った事無い人行ってみると良いよ

A documentary film about the Institute for Research in Human Happiness is being released. The religious organization has pressed charges and demanded that the film not be released. I've been invited to the giant meeting hall of this new religion several times while in front of the train station. If you don't really know about it, it's a strange sight. Their training or whatever it is consists of decorating pictures of their founder, their pitch was nonsensical and crazy, and they didn't chant any mantras, but there I received God's will. I realized that all Japanese people are like them. Anyways, it was free, and I want everyone who hasn't gone to try it out.


アルコールは幹細胞のDNAに不可逆なダメージをもたらすと判明

Proof that alcohol causes irreversible damage to stem cell DNA.


アルコールは幹細胞のDNAに不可逆なダメージをもたらすと判明  酒飲んだら腕が4本映えてきたり   おっぱいが3つになったりするのか

Its been discovered that alcohol has an irreversible damage to DNA.  I drank some sake and now i can see four arms, and the breasts turn into 3


幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！  いやぁ…スースーするよぉ…

A laser beam that makes little girls pantiless!!! Uhh... It's breezy...


幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！

A light beam that takes off underwear when you shoot it towards a little girl!!!


幼女に向かって打つとノーパンになる光線発射ぁぁ！！！

Launch the beam that, if it hits a little girl, will result in her not wearing underwear!!!


幼女は結局ノーパンになるだろうし

Little girls would end up with no underwear on in the end.


幼なじみがバッタの恋愛ゲーム「クリーチャーと恋しよっ！」がSteamで世界に発信されてしまう なお、レビューは好評  土と唾液をコネコネしたものを詰めてる

The "Love with creatures!" game of my childhood friend who loves gasshoppers has been released to the world on Steam.  It has received good reviews. Full of things that connect soil and saliva


幼なじみがバッタの恋愛ゲーム「クリーチャーと恋しよっ！」がSteamで世界に発信されてしまう なお、レビューは好評  なんで昆虫なのに胸あるの

A game of romance with a grasshopper from your childhood "Creature Romances: Kokonoe Kokoro" is released worldwide on Steam  Furthermore, reviews are positive  If they're insects then why do they have breasts?


幼稚園で園児が薬物を投与され被害の訴え相次ぐ、警察が教員逮捕 北京  [先日、Rにもスレが立ってた北京の幼稚園で園児が針を刺されたり薬を飲まされたりした虐待事件、デマの可能性 被害届のあった女児には検査で異常なし 。肛門裂傷とか言ってたコメもあったよね？ : newsokur](/r/newsokur/comments/7gcj2i)

Police arrested faculty in a series of accusations of children drugged in kindergarten. Police arrested a teacher in Beijing [Recently, abusive cases in which a child was stabbed with a needle and got drugged in a Beijing kindergarten. In the thread in R, Possibility fake news. There is no abnormality found in the examination for the victim girl. There were also a comment saying it was anal lacerations : newsokur] (/ r / newsokur / comments / 7gcj2i)


オフィスでもＢＧＭのニーズ広がる

Even at the office there is a growing need for background music.


オフィスでもＢＧＭのニーズ広がる

Need for background music grows even in the office.


「広告」フレアをつけたのはよい判断

The advertisement has been likened to a flare.


ネット広告が売れない！電通の思わぬ受難  ステマすればステマ   それも得意でしょ

Internet ads aren't selling! Dentsu's unexpected suffering. Why don't you try stealth marketing. You're good at that too aren't you.


そのふざけた広告とフリー画像を外せ

Please remove  the ludicrous ads and free images.


モンゴルに広まる日本不信 地元紙記者「モンゴルではよくあるけんか。なぜこんなに大げさに扱うのか」「土俵上で日本人が勝てないのでモンゴル人が締め出されたと考える人が多い」  中世Jランドですまぬ   すまぬ

Distrust of Japan spreading in Mongolia  Local Newspaper Journalist "There's so much fighting in Mongolia. Why exaggerate it so much?" "Many think Mongolians have been excluded from the Sumo ring because the Japanese can't win"  Sorry for Japan Land being stuck in the middle ages, Sorry


モンゴルに広まる日本不信 地元紙記者「モンゴルではよくあるけんか。なぜこんなに大げさに扱うのか」「土俵上で日本人が勝てないのでモンゴル人が締め出されたと考える人が多い」  モンゴル人の頭みんな割れてる説

Japanese mistrust spreads to Mongolia. Local newspaper reporters "In Mongolia there are fights like this all the time. Why are people acting like it's such a big deal?" "Many people think that because a Japanese person did not win the Mongolians are being excluded." Theory about smashing Mongolian heads.


広範囲で気温上昇 ところによって３月下旬から４月上旬並みの暖かさ 雪崩や落雪に十分注意  外暖かいの？

Temperatures to rise extensively  Average warmth from the end of March until the middle of April according to location  Take precaution against avalaches and snowslides  Is it warm outside?


「アラサー」が広辞苑に載らない理由  アラサーの姫

The reason why the word “Arasaa” (around 30) isn’t in the Kojien dictionary \\n  \\nThe princess that is around 30 years old.


「アラサー」が広辞苑に載らない理由  もう聞かないなあアラサー   おっさんは不滅だけど

A woman that's around thirty won't listen to the reason. Older women are immortal, though.


床に何かを敷かないと凹みそう

If there's nothing on the floor I think I'll get depressed.


【フィギュアスケート】序盤に首の後ろのホックが外れ、上着がはだけるも２位でフリー進出

[Figure skating] The hook behind her neck came loose at the start, and she slid into second place with her jacket open.


底の方に居る生き物を食べるのは止めた方が良いよ

], so its best to avoid eating anything living on the bottom.


底辺共をどこまでいじめれば死ぬのかな実験だろ

Must be an experiment to see how far they can bully the lower classes until they die.


「店員を人間扱いしない」傾向は、ものを安く買おうとする人ほど強いことが明らかに  セールで買えないと死ぬ層だから

The tendency to "not treat retail workers like people" is that it is obvious that people that cannot buy things on sale act like they will die because the degree in which people want to buy things cheaply is strong


いや、店がさすがに情報弱者かネットの無い貧困層のためにしかないのでは

Regular stores are for the uninformed and poor people without internet.


店潰した後見越してだろうなぁ

This is probably going over well with the owners of failing stores.


店舗、急速にヒトからロボットへの置き換え進行…アルバイトの働き口減少か  ロボット輸出で雇用増やそう   もう間に合わないんだろな

Stores are rapidly replacing human workers with robots... Will the number of part time jobs available decrease? Let's increase employment by exporting robots  I guess we're not good enough anymore, huh?


ぼったくり店、アプリが表示…手口や被害内容も : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  隠れ和民も載せてほしい

Overpriced stores, showed in an app ... Synthesis and Damage Contents: Society: Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) I hope the hidden people will also be posted


コスト度外視で品質優先で他社と技術面で鎬を削るような時代は電気自動車の普及で（一般向けは）終わるんだと思う

I think the era of companies disregarding cost and putting a premium on quality as they battle other companies for technological supremacy will end (for the general public) with the spread of electric automobiles.


ケモ度が高めならロリを半裸でアニメにしても大丈夫という綱渡り…ッ！

If they increased the rate of animal transformation then saying that it would be OK for the lolis to be half naked in the anime is walking a tight rope.


ふたご座流星群見に行くか悩む

I am worried about seeing the Gemini meteor shower.


建造材って委託で艦隊適当に組んでも高確率で持ってくる割に値段が高いんだよね

Building materials are actually pretty expensive even if you build them to exactly match a naval fleet.


弁当屋「twitterの企画でとんかつを1円で売り始めたけど、みんなとんかつしか買わなくてつらい」  万札出したらお釣り9999円もらえるじゃん！

Bento shop "Following twitter's plan, we started selling tonkatsu for 1 yen, but it hurts us because everyone only buys tonkatsu"  If you pay with a 10,000 yen bill, you can get 9999 yen back as change!


弁当足りんのやが明日の朝食用に買ったパンたべてもいいかな？

The lunchbox isn't enough, so I wonder if it's okay to eat the bread I bought for tomorrow's breakfast?


テクノロジーの弊害？ 鉛筆をうまく使えない子どもが増えていると、小児科医が警告  ペンタブに慣れたら紙で描く気がしないしそもそも字とかキーボードでええやんとか思う   図形とか装飾とかはhtml/css/svgでやるしjs使えば便利なのいっぱいあるしね

Adverse effects of technology? Pediatrician warns more and more children can't use a pencil. If they are used to using a pen tablet, they aren't going to want to use paper. Besides, aren't keyboards good enough for writing? Graphics and decorations are done in html/css/svg anyway, and js is convenient for a lot of things too.


ホーリーマミさん引いたで


引き受け手なければ安楽死

If they didn't accept, the cat would have been put to sleep.


He was probably in the consolation mood after being exiled by Japan.


引退結婚出産復帰でここからが本番

It's like life starts after retiring, getting married, having a child, and returning to work.


引退者から見た「艦これ」について


「弟の夫」佐藤隆太＆把瑠都でドラマ化、LGBTテーマに描かれる家族の物語

「My Brother's husband」 made into a drama with Ryuta Sato&Baruto, a story about a family that is depicted with an LGBT Theme.


「弟の夫」佐藤隆太＆把瑠都でドラマ化、LGBTテーマに描かれる家族の物語

"My Brother's Husband" Sato Ryuta & Baruto star in the TV remake, a story showing life at home with an LGBT theme.


ドラマ「弟の夫」メインビジュアル解禁、ドラマ化記念した原画展も開催決定  コレジャナイを一切感じない再現度      これは見たい

Main visuals for the TV drama "My Brother's Husband" now released. To celebrate the drama's release, plans to exhibit original cels from the comic. Perfect replication of the style of the original hits the mark, doesn't feel "off" like other remakes. Would love to see this one!


弟が風邪をこじらせて入院したんだけど  パパ「お前の車はいつ車検から戻ってくるんだ？」  ぼく「遅くても来週の火曜日までには返せるって言われたよ」  パパ「へぇ…」  ３分後…  パパ「車はいつまでかかるんだ？」  ぼく「火曜日には戻るって」  パパ「ふんふん」  ３分後…  パパ「車はまだか？」  ぼく「火曜日」  ママ「しつこいわね！以下略」  っていうのも先週あった

My little brother made his sickness worse and he was hospitalized.  Papa: 「When will your car come back from the vehicle inspection?」Me: 「They told me that they should have it back to me by next Tuesday」Papa: 「I see...」3 minutes later, Papa:「When will your car come back?」Me: 「It should be back by Tuesday」Papa: 「I see, I see」Three minutes later, Papa: 「Is the car ready yet?」Me:「Tuesday」Mama: 「You're persistent! See the following」That happened last week.


My little brother's cold got worse and he had to be taken to the hospital. Dad: "When will your car get back from being inspected?" Me: "I told you that I'll get back next week on Friday at the very latest." Dad: "Really...?" Three minutes later... Dad: "How long will your car take?" Me: "I told you, I'll get it back Tuesday." Dad: "Hehe." Three minutes later... Dad: "Your car still isn't ready?" Me: "Tuesday." Mom: "You're persistent! The rest is ommited." That was my week last week.


My younger brother's cold got worse and had to be taken to the hospital. Papa: "When will your car be back from inspection?" Me: "I was told that I'll get it back next week on Tuesday at the latest." Papa: "Really..." 3 minutes later... Papa: "How long is your car gonna take?" Me: "I told you, it'll be back on Tuesday." Papa: "Hehe." 3 minutes later... Papa: "Your car still isn't done?" Me: "Tuesday." Mama: "Stop pestering him! Omitted" That's how the week before was.


張本勉強でも日本一「１に健康、２に勉強」卓球は？  凄いね   1は健康か。健康大事だもんな

Harimoto is No.1 even at studies,  "1.Health, 2. Studies" How about Table Tennis? Amazing. Health is number 1, right? Health is important.


張本勲氏、イチローの日本球界復帰に難色「荒らされます」 : スポーツ報知  ダイエーとか阪神とかよりは中日のほうがありそう

Mr. Harimoto Isao 's reluctance to return to the Japanese ball world looming that "It will be devastated": Sports broadcasting. Chunichi will be better than Daiei or Hanshin


Expanding those subject to compulsory levies.


どっかから強大な意向が入ってこないとここまで変質はしないと思う

I don't think it would degenerate to this level without strong intentions from somewhere.


強ければ生き弱ければ死ぬ

From the beginning this world has been survival of the fittest.


強くなりたい…!(絶望への反抗)

(despair)r I wanna be strong (rebel against despair)


ガセだろうとアクの強いネタに頼らざるを得ないのでは

Therefore, they have no choice but to rely on bad sources that are probably lies.


当時の芥川賞は二作とも読んだなぁ

I read two of the Akutagawa Award winners from then.


これは当然やっているだろｗ


当然『V!勇者のくせになまいきだR』をやるんだよな？

Of course I'm going to play 『V!勇者のくせになまいきだR』


当然稀勢の里も使えなくなりますます弱体化


当然それわかってて裁量労働制どうのこうの言ってるはずだが

(Of course for those doing it in addition to their main job there is a danger of too much overtime.)


モノに当たらないでください  そのうち親父刺すでしょこれ

Please do not strike a thing, or my father will be stabbed soon


ブラ形の黄金パッドで金塊密輸図った女３人、職員に胸を硬さを気づかれて逮捕 北海道  金アマルガムにしておけば軟らかいと思ったが  他にも方法はあるだろうし、そこまでせんでも思わないでもない  こういう密輸は日本の消費税を狙ってやっているようだ  他所では金にそういった税をかけている国は少ない  日本で売れば消費税分だけ上乗せしてカネをもらえ、  その金をまた輸出すればタマが不足することも無い

Three women attempt to smuggle gold in the shape of a pad concealed in a bra, the hardness of their breasts was noticed by an employee and they were arrested. If they'd gone with a gold amalgam then I think it would have been soft, but there are probably other methods, and while I wouldn't think of stooping to this level, it seems like the smuggling was because of Japanese consumption tax. There aren't that many countries where that kind of tax exists. If they sold it in Japan they'd be making extra money for the consumption tax portion, and by using that money for further exports they'd have no lack of future funds to use.


チタンに彫って数万年後に残そうぜ

Carve them into titanium and preserve them for tens of thousands of years.


The recommended n selection, from before virtual Youtubers became popular.


アヘンの影響で法体系がおかしくなってるから無理だろうな

Japan likes Scandinavia so you'd think there's a chance they'd learn from this... but, due to the effects of opium the drug laws are a mess so it's probably impossible.


グローバルビジネスへの影響なんか無い

Whether it is on the right side or left side, there is no influence on business.


「彼女がほしいが処女じゃないと絶対に嫌だし大人の女はクソ。だからロリコンになった」という同人漫画の一コマがTwitterで話題に。  女の方に感情移入して可哀想だから   男性受けの性癖に   走るっていう話はよく聞くな      まあ、幻想である   処女信仰もロリ信仰も   持ってないから   別にええんやけど

"I want a girlfriend, but she absolutely has to be a virgin, adult women are trash. That's why I became a pedophile." That one panel doujin manga was trending on Twitter. You often hear about how there is empathy for women and it's pitiable, and it continues in order to satisfy male fetishes. Well, it's an illusion. I'm not into virgins or kids, so whatever, I guess.


クリスマスイブ、みんなの彼女、まほしょ召喚！\\フォン/

On Christmas eve, summon magical girls, everyone's girlfriend!


クリスマスイブ、みんなの彼女、まほしょ召喚！\\フォン/  まほしょは俺のペットだから

It's the Christmas Eve. I'll summon mahosho who is everyone's girlfriend! \\vwon/ Mahosho is my pet.


彼女ってすげーな フェラもしてくれるし パイずりもしてくれるし  風俗の方が自由度高そう

She is great. She gives me blowjobs and titty fucks me. I seem to have more sexual freedom with sex industry girls.


彼の醸し出す雰囲気の小物感は凄い

The powerful air of insignificance that follows him is amazing.


往復ビンタ  やってる側の涼しい顔

The calm face of the person slapping around someone.


ピアスの後ろ側どっかに落とした  おしゃんてぃ

Dropped the backing of earring somewhere Fashionable


ピアスの後ろ側どっかに落とした  夢にまで観た甘い夢

I had a nice dream until I saw a piercing back fall somewhere


その後全身骨折で死にますね

Afterward I'll break every bone in my body and die.


この後米軍に戻って公務中の無免許事故起こしたらどうなんの？

After this, what happens if he returns to the US Army and causes an unlicensed accident under public service?


その後に規格を正規に変えればいいだけ

After that they can just correct the standard.


それぞれが従来なら内閣が一つ飛んでた不祥事

Up until now each one of them would have been a huge cabinet scandal.


従来より本当手軽になったよね

Recently, I offhandedly played some Mario Kart 8 matches online, and it really is simpler than ever before.


御成敗式目「偽の書類を作った者は所領を没収する。領地を持たない者は流罪とする。庶民の場合は顔に焼き印を押す。頼まれて偽造文書を作った者も同罪とする」  安倍は硫黄島に流罪  昭恵は私人なので顔に焼き印

The Formulary of Adjudications (Goseibai Shikimoku) "A person who has made a false document will forfeit his domain. Those who do not have dominion shall be banished. Common people shall have their face branded. Those who requested the false document(s) shall also be branded." Let's banish Abe to Iwo Jima. Since Akie Abe is a private individual, let's brand her face.


御成敗式目「偽の書類を作った者は所領を没収する。領地を持たない者は流罪とする。庶民の場合は顔に焼き印を押す。頼まれて偽造文書を作った者も同罪とする」  【悲報】今の日本、中世以下だった

Feudal justice system\\n\\nAnyone forging a document shall have their land confiscated.  Landless people shall be banished. For common people, their face shall be branded. Those who requested a forged document shall be subjected to the same punishment.  \\n\\nDisturbing report. Japan is now worse than during the Middle Ages.


御犬様にも好き嫌いってあるんだ。

Dogs also have their likes and dislikes.


キルミーベイベーは復活するんだ


デジカメ復調 インスタ映えで商機、７年ぶり出荷台数増  うせやろ...

Business opportunity of recovering digital cameras in the age of instagram, Shipment volume increased for the first time in 7 years, it must be a lie...


徴用も慰安婦も無かった(或いは酷い扱いではなかった)と主張したいならせめて現在進行系では慎ましくしてろよ、率直に言ってバカ丸出しだろ

If you speak so directly your stupidity shines through for all to see.


エンジニアしてたけど心折れた  おへやにかんづめしがちな業界だから仕方ないよね....

I've been working as an engineer, but my heart is broken  Because it's an industry where you're often confined to a room, it can't be helped....


だいたいの心理系の資格。心理学検定取るわ


ﾏﾏﾝのﾏﾏﾝもそんな心配をしていたのかもしれない…

When I saw 'Da da da'.\\nMaman's maman maybe had the same concerns.


必死に掘った結果出てきたのが、自費と自分の時間を使った出会い系バー通いだけ

As a result of digging around desperately, I found that he goes to a meet and greet bar regularly on his own time and expenses.


えっちなアニメに必ずいる石上静香とか言う声優

These questionable animations invariably star voice actor Shizuka Ishigami.


「しつけが必要、妻は殴れ」発言の議員が謝罪

Members of the diet apologize for "Discipline is necessary, beat the wife."


むしろマイニング必須な分だけ不換紙幣より実体あるんじゃ論まである

I have a theory that because it requires you to mine it, it actually has more substance than fiat money.


きたないさすが忍者きたない


忍者の「リアルな一面」外国人に発信「ステレオタイプでなく新鮮」「伝統文化を正しく外国人に伝える」  日本人の考える忍者もニンジャだろ

Ninja's "Real side". Foreigner say "It is fresh rather than a stereotype". "Communicate the correct traditional culture of  ninjas to foreigners". What the Japanese think are ninjas are ninjas as well.


「忖度」「ビットコイン」etc.


クレーマーに忖度してるなぁ

Must have been to ingratiate yourself with Kramer.


They must be aware of that when talking about flexible work hours, but I wonder whom they are referencing.


ファミマ“忖度御膳”にも

And the "Sontaku Gozen" from Family Mart as well.


ファミマが「忖度御膳」数量限定発売

Family Mart has launched "Flattering Lunch Box" on a limited number.


忖度などではなく、ただの政治腐敗ですよね

It isn't a conjecture, it's just corrupt politics.


｢忖度疲れ｣で追い詰められる人の精神構造

Psychological mechanism of people who are feeling overwhelmed from flattering too much.


忖度できないと謎のスキャンダルで追放されるから志願者居なさそう

Without sontaku (assumptions) they'd be run off by scandal, so there probably aren't many who'd want to do it.


もそんなのもう忘れたなぁ


パスワードは忘れてしました


ぼくが忘れててもぼくの中のぼくが傘忘れんときやって教えてくれる  実際働いてるのはぼくじゃなくてぼくの中のぼく

Even if I forget, I taught my inner self not to forget my umbrella. It is not me that is actually working. It is my inner self.


みんな忘れてるかもしんないけど殴られたのもモンゴル人だよ

Everybody might have forgotten, but the one who got hit was Mongolian as well.


このままじゃあかん…なんとかしなきゃ…なんとかしなきゃ…  いざ応募しようとしても躊躇しちゃう

Can't go on like this... gotta do something... gotta do something... even if I were to try to apply, I'm hesitating.


それ応用して俺にも中国語教えて


応用情報処理受かってるマンだよ  だね   ぼく今回AP受けるの初めてだったけど，午後の問題数減ったおかげもあって，FEよりも簡単に感じた

I'm the data processing practical application man! Yeah! This is my first tame taking the applied information technology engineer examination. There weren't as many questions when the afternoon rolled around, and  I felt like it was simpler than the fundamental information technology engineer examination.


めっちゃ快適そう。eスポーツの現場で生まれた分離型ゲーミングキーボード  基本的にデバイスは消耗品で交換が必要になる  そうなったときにこういうイロモノは既に絶版になっていたりして入手困難な場合が多い  なので結局無難な形のを慣れて使うほうが手間が少なかったりする

That looks comfortable. It is the removable gaming keyboard made by E Sports. It is basically disposable so replacements are needed. When that happened, colored articles went out of print so finding one became difficult. Therefore, it will probably be less of a pain to get used to a casual form.


これでなんとかなると思えない

I don't see how this could somehow work out.


なんでごろごろしてるのと思ったら…

I just thought things were rolling along...


ねらーとかスイーツ()よりチョロいだろって思ってた

I thought it was easier than 2 Channel users or Japanese girls.


スマホでぶんなぐったのかと思った

I thought the article meant they hit him with their phones!


そうとしか思えないｗｗｗ


キョンシーブームの思い出


あれっと思ったのが南房総狙い目じゃね？って


ふさふさマウスかと思ったら宝毛マウスだった

I thought it was a fluffy mouse but it was just a mouse with a long, white hair.


と、思ったら実写だった衝撃

I was wondering if the anime was really all that bad when I found out it was live action and was shocked.


それを思えばこのインターネット時代、いつでもみんなですごろくできるじゃないか…勿論ちょっといま用があってスグというわけじゃないが、まぁいずれそのうち暇を見つけて体調のいい時に…ゴホンゴホン…

Thinking about that, now with the internet everybody can play games together at any time... Of course right now I have some things to do so I I couldn't play immediately, but before long I'll have some free time, so when I'm feeling good... cough, cough...


と思ったら皮膚炎にはイヌが効くのか


思い立ったが吉日というし、新年に始めるのは幸先良いかも

They say there's no time like the present, and starting on the new year may be a good omen


ビットコイン急落、日経平均は2万3000円で足止め  そこで増えなかったら国内消費完全に息してない状態だし

The Bitcoin fell steeply.  The Nikkei average stabilised at 3000 yen.  If this hadn't gone up, domestic consumption would have been completely stifled.


性の6時間、始まる  生め！増えろ！

Six hours of nature, start. Give birth! Multiply!


ドイツの「スマート性具」に脆弱性

Vulnerabilities in German smart sex toys found.


ストーリー性のある夢を見たぞ  最後冷静になっててわろた

I saw a dream with a story formed and I was calm finally w


ぼく「こんな性悪女、処女じゃねえんだからどうでもいいだろ？」

Me "such a wicked woman, it doesn't matter because you're not a virgin, right?"


もう性を振りかざして生きている人に会いたくない…

I don’t want to meet someone that brandishes their personality around...\\nIs it part of the plan to have a woman to try to coax into doing something?


「性欲が最強」「水を一生飲まなくても平気」 知られざる生物の驚きの生態  カンガルーネズミは生息環境の北中米の砂漠の開発で絶滅が危惧されてるらしい(´・ω・｀)

"Strongest sexual desire." "Fine without drinking water their entire life." Surprising ecology about animals that is unknown. Due to development of the dessert in North Central America destroying its habitat, the kangaroo rat is in danger of extinction. (´・ω・｀)


性欲を食欲に例えてロリ物規制を問うツイートが話題に

A tweet that compares sexual desire to hunger and argues against restrictions on lolicon is trending.


性欲を食欲に例えてロリ物規制を問うツイートが話題に

A tweet that promotes a ban on child porns is going viral.


性的に無防備なスカートを強要される女性差別

Sexual discrimination against girls wearing having  to wear revealing skirts.\\nIts a step towards freedom from men determining what is feminine.


性的に無防備なスカートを強要される女性差別 男の作った女らしさという抑圧からの解放への一歩 女子の制服にスラックスも「固定観念から解放」平塚の中学校  伝統を理由に差別を擁護とは右翼そのもの   人権の時代にそんな理屈は通用しないよ   伝統は人権の上位にはないの   人権を侵害する伝統は人権の名のもとに無くしていく時代なの

Women discriminated against by subjection to sexually defenseless uniform skirts  A step in the right direction away from discrimination caused by men  Slacks for girls' unforms "Liberate us from stereotypes" Hiratsuka Junior High School  Using tradition as a basis to defend discrimination is the defining trait of the right wing  Such reasoning does not apply in the era of human rights  Tradition does not take precedence over human rights  An era of eliminating traditions that violate human rights


性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認

A bill has been approved that obliges a man to obtain clear agreement from the woman before starting sexual acts.


性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認

A law where sexual intercourse between a man and a women require clearly stated consent have been passed.


怪我してない分マシに見える（）


なんか怪しい菓子屋から菓子買った

I bought snacks from a suspicious looking snack store.


なぜ、そしていつ、クリスマスは恋人たちのものになったのか？

When, and why, did Christmas become a holiday for lovers?


恋人ができたらどうなるかシミュレーションしてみたんだけど実家暮らして恋人いる生活厳しくない？  あー   俺は部屋離れてたからそんなにないけど、何回かは言われたことあるそれ

I tried a simulation to see what it'd be like if I found a girlfriend, but isn't having a girlfriend tough when you're living with your parents? Ah, I have a separate room so that's not really the case, but I've had people tell me that several times.


恋人に振られた人に伝えたいこと  まぁ、そうだよね。  でもぼくに選択する権利があったとして、魅力競争でその人以外を選ぶ気がしない。  それだけ最強なら、もはやその人が選んだ人が神なのでは

Something you want to say to someone who has been dumped, well. But if you suppose that I have the right to chose, then in terms of a contest of attractiveness I don't want to chose anybody else. If that feeling alone is strong, then the person who chose that person is a god.


恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  fukaseの歌詞にありそう

Dinosaurs died out because flowers bloomed  It seems to be in fukase's lyrics


恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから

The dinosaur destroyed it because a flower bloomed there.


恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  裸子植物しか食べられない大型恐竜は衰退したってのはありそう。  味とか違うのかね？あるいは恐竜には被子植物が毒だったとか？  （人間は平気な食物でも、犬猫はダメってのそこそこあるし）

The dinosaurs went extinct after flowers bloomed. It seems possible that large dinosaurs who could only eat gymnospermous plants went into decline. I wonder if the taste was different? Or maybe angiosperm plants were poisonous to dinosaurs? (After all there are a decent number of food which are fine for humans but which dogs and cats can't eat.)


恐竜が絶滅したのは花が咲いたから  読んでてNスペ見てる気分になった   面白い

dinosaurs are extinct because the flowers blossomed. funny


マスクして息苦しそうにしてれば体調悪そうに見える

\\nIf I wear a mask and I appear to have difficulty breathing, then my physical condition will look poor.


恵方巻き、早くも大量廃棄 店頭に並ばないケースも…  本社「おかわりもあるぞ＾＾」

Ehomaki sushi, quickly disposed of in mass quantity. In some cases not even displayed at the store... Company "Well, everything has an end ^ ^"


ゆるさねぇ！！恵方巻きに縁起も歴史もバレンタインよりねえじゃねえか！！  私の純血をかえせ！

This can't be allowed!! Ehomaki doesn't have the meaning or history of Valentine's Day!! I want my purity back!


悔しいからゴミコインでも買うわ

It sucks, so I'll just try buying some trash coin to feel better.


「悪いフェミニスト」と反発され


悪用への迅速で公正な対処を目指し


ぼく悪くないのに謝ると悔しいじゃん！！(小学生並)

(Acting like an elementary school student)


A complaint made by someone with a bad personality.


悪質業者の顧客名簿、活用進まず 自治体、情報流出を懸念  顧客^(カモ)の名簿なんて悪用される予感しかしない

A municipal government is concerned about the information leak after trying to make good use of a list of clients that fraudulent dealers created. I can only imagine a negative use for a list of clients (easy prey).


「おしっこのキレが悪く、頻尿」 そんな人の末路  ジワァ

The fate of people that can't finish peeing and are frequent urinaters.


ここまで悪そうな鬼はあまり見かけないな笑

You don't often see ogres this bad haha.


【悲劇】機械学習によるアイコラ動画作成サブレ

[ tragedy] Making Aikora video sables by machine learning.


【悲報】19歳男性「母子家庭なので家計を助けるためプロゲーマーになる、20歳で1000万稼ぎたい」  CSのプロとかは4歳とかからやってるしね

[Sad News] 19 year old man "Because I come from a fatherless family, I will become a pro gamer, I want to earn 10 million yen by the time I'm 20 years old" He's done things like CS pro from the age of 4.


【悲報】2019年から12月23日は平日に、政府が「二重権威」回避のために検討という的外れ

[Tragic] Starting in 2019, December 23rd to become a working day, the government makes misdirected judgment in order to avoid "dual authority."


【悲報】2021年から気温が下がり始め、30年に氷河期に突入する！

「Sad News」By the year 2021, the temperature will start to drop, and by 2030 we will enter another ice age!


【悲報】カードキャプターさくら、クソアニメをパクる

【Sad News】A shitty anime is ripping off Card Captor Sakura.


【悲報】不信感が蔓延する日本 勤務先への信頼度は28か国中最下位、メディアへの信頼度も下から3番目  そりゃー絶賛衰退中の斜陽国家ですし

[Sad news] People in Japan are losing confidence. Trust in their place of work is at the lowest among 28 countries. Trust in the media is in the 3rd lowest area. It is a land of the setting sun with trust in a decline.


【悲報】がっこうぐらし、実写映画化決定

Sad news: School Live live action film announced.


【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった

[Sad news] Aragaki Yui was a reader of summary blogs.


【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった

Tragic news: Yui Aragaki is a reader of digest blogs.


【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった  田中将大のステマとか   すぎやまこういちがアレだったりとか  のガッカリの類か

【Tragic news】Yui Aragaki was a reader of the blog.  It was a stealth marketing maneuver for Masahiro Tanaka.  It's a disappointment, like when Koichi Sugiyama was that.


【悲報】新垣結衣、まとめブログの読者だった  バッキー？（難聴

"Sad news" Yui Aragaki was a reader of Matome Blog? Bakki? (difficulty in hearing)


【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  そしてなぜか他社も追従

[Sad news] Sudden price increase from January! A can of pike up by 80 yen, 7 energy companies also raise rates! Same with wheat flour for home use, and for some reason other companies follow suit.


【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  スタグフレーション（３周目）

[Sad News] From January,  there will be a simultaneous price mark up!  Pacific Saury will increase by 80 yen, electricity and fares will also increase. Items such as private use flour will as well, stagflation ( week 3)


【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  ありがてぇ アベノミクスの果実 頬張り咽び泣く

[Sad news] Across the board price hike starting in January! A can of pike up by 80 yen, seven electric companies also increase rates! Flour for household use, too. Well that's great. The fruits of Abenomics. Filling your mouth and crying.


【悲報】１月から一斉値上げ！サンマ缶は８０円アップ、電力７社も料金増！家庭用小麦粉なども  アベノミクスの極限修行が始まるよ  極限修行はたのーしー極限修行はたのーしー

[Sad news] Prices go up across the board in January! A can of Pacific saury up 80 yen, seven electric companies also raise rates! Also flour for home use and more. The true limits of Abenomics begin. The true limits are fun, the true limits are fun.


【悲報】きららファンタジア、まだ緊急メンテナンス中

[Sad News] Kirara Fantasia is still under emergency maintenance.


【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない

【Sad news】No one is saying my hairstyle is good.


【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない

[Sad news] There is nobody giving me comfort about my hairstyle.


【悲報】ぼくの髪型を褒めてくれる人がいない  耳の羽って書いてじう

[Sad news]  There is nobody here to admire my hair style.


情報処理学会による人工知能ゲームプログラミングコンテスト「SamurAI Coding」開催  しかも絶対雑魚だったろ

The Information Processing Society of Japan puts on artificial intelligence game programming contest "SamurAI Coding." I bet you were worthless.


惑星生成プログラムをjsで作ってみた  ゴイスー

I tried to make a planet creation program with js\\nAwesome


お惣菜が多いのはちょっと親近感ある

I kind of feel an affinity for there being so many side dishes.


Voice of big hole "That was catastrophe" also lake fishermen's cooperatives stopped putting on a market such as the freshwater fishery caught on that day.


「メルトダウン想定せず」 首相、０６年見解を「反省」  再稼働推進しているくせに進次郎みたいな物言いしてきたな   中身が無くても自党の反省や批判が世間受けいいことに気がついたか

No assumption of a meltdown. the Prime Minister has allowed resumption of operations after a 2006 inspection and 'reflection' but has said something similar to Jiro Shin. Have you noticed that even where there is no content, the reflections and evaluations of your own party are good for the world.


そういう愉快犯的捨てアカ対策でポスト制限作ってほしいって要望あった記憶

I remember requesting a post limit to prevent people who enjoy doing those kinds of things.


だんだん意味が分かってくる画像  「と」や「ち」は単純なのに複数ないんだな

I am slowly starting to understand this picture.  'TO' and 'CHI' etc. are simple, but there's no more than one of them


だんだん意味が分かってくる画像  ひらがなをトポロジー的に分類したもの。左上は一本の線（を色々曲げて）でできる文字。「せ・も・を」はどれも二本の線とそれに一度だけ交わる一本の線でできている

I somehow came to understand the meaning of the image. It classifies the hiragana by topology. The upper left are characters you can form by (twisting and bending) one line. The characters "せ" "も" "を" are all formed with two lines and one line intersecting them both.


レート意図的に下げまくってBANされた人いなかった？

Wasn't there someone who intentionally brought down the rate and got banned?


意外と知らない｢ライトノベル｣ブームの現在

Currently unknown "light novel" boom current.


意外と知らない｢ライトノベル｣ブームの現在

Unexpectedly, the  'light novel' is making a comeback.


「『アベノセイダーズ』の意見は無視すればいい」「下町Pは、あくまでオリンピックを手段に、事業の拡大を目的とするものである。一方、ジャマイカ連盟の目的は、世界大会やオリンピックでの勝利だ。このすり合わせができていなかったとしたら、責任は双方にある」

If this reconciling could not be done, then both parties are at fault."


意識低いのにデキるってかっこよくない？

\\nIs not it cool that you are deeply conscious?


意識低い系、「ヤフコメおじさん」にならないために  ヤフコメおじさんて使いたいだけちゃうかこの人？ 後何でもかんでもおじさん付けたらええ風潮も辞めた方が良いのに

People who try to appear nonchalant online, if in order to not become a "Yahoo commenting ojisan" you just want to use Yahoo commenting ojisan, then is there really any difference? Also, I think it'd be good to stop the trend of tacking the word "ojisan" onto the end of everything.


意識低い系、対立煽り大好きポジショントークしかできない無能ブログにケンカ売られる  おっぱいza

What a group of brain dead followers, all they can do is just instigate and start fights from the sidelines, incompetent blog noobs za


意識低い調査（3回目）  撮るだぞ

I will take pictures for the third time in a covert investigation


まあ意識が希薄とは言うから


意識が高まりつつある  dmmしかできません

Despite high awareness, we can only DMM.


あと意識高いの意識。識って仏教用語が元だけど、意識高い系は欧米ニューエイジが好きそうなヨガとか座禅とか別にしないじゃん？

Shiki is originally a Buddhist word but Europe and the United States’ High Awareness New Age Community does not distinguish between Yoga and Zen.


意識を高めるためビットコインのフルノードを立ち上げた

The Bitcoin full node was launched to improve awareness.


意識を高めるためビットコインのフルノードを立ち上げた  もちろんやー   これは台帳チェックしかしてないノードだし

To try to raise my awareness I setup a bitcoin full node. Of course this node doesn't do register checks.


A bitch who tries to hard to appear interesting.


愛国者よ、良かったな、また間違ってる認識及び歴史と

Patriots, you think you are right, but you are on the wrong side of history.


愛媛県民の俺ですが、伊予柑太だけはないと思います

I'm from Ehime Prefecture, but I'd say it could be anybody except Iyokanta.


ジャパニーズインディードリームって感じがする

It's basically the Japanese Indie dream.


この感じ日本語上手にやりたい

I Want to Be Good at Japanese Like This.


この感じ日本語上手にやりたい  /u/poverty_p

Like this. I want to do Japanese language well. /u/poverty_p


ノロだって感染者の嘔吐物の臭いに気づくか気づかないかってぐらいで感染したりする(貰った経験あり)

I know from experience that with the norovirus, it can be spread through the vomit of infected people, whether or not you can smell it .


ミスターファイヤーヘッド  パーマ感覚で火炙りこわい

Mr. Firehead has a perm that feels like burning someone to death and it's scary.


慢性的な大量飲酒、認知症との関連が明らかに

Connection shown between chronic heavy drinking and dementia.


Checking with an endoscope is recommended if it's chronic.


サンフランシスコ慰安婦像問題拡大の原因は日本の歴史修正主義！ 公聴会で慰安婦を攻撃し「恥を知れ」と説教されていた  美しいソースリテラ   美しい投稿者death_or_die

The reason for the escalation of the issue around the statue of the comfort woman in San Francisco, is the Japanese revisionist attitude to history.  The comfort women testified to being abused at a public hearing. "I can now understand shame", as one of them said.  A beautiful story from a beautiful source.  Death_or_die.


サンフランシスコ慰安婦像特命委員会を開催

The opening of the Special Orders Committee concerning the statue of comfort women in San Francisco.


サンフランシスコの慰安婦像設置、日本の自称保守界隈が「歴史戦」で自爆した結果だった

San Francisco made a comfort woman statue.


慰安婦めぐる訴訟、二審も朝日新聞勝訴 東京高裁 一審の原告は２５５７人だったが、このうち６２人が控訴していた。  金持ってるやつが62人

Asahi Shinbun wins the law suit in the second trial concerning the comfort women. In the first case before the Tokyo High court, there were 2557  plaintiffs, 62 of whom appealed.     These must have been the wealthy ones.


慰安婦非難決議出してるしな

I'm voting against the comfort women resolution.


慶大生６人を不起訴＝横浜地検：時事ドットコム  さすがだねｗ東大もできるなら慶大も問題なしだろ

Six Keio University students not charged = Yokohama District Prosecutor's Office: jiji.com. Wow. If you could make it at Tokyo University, then Keio University wouldn't be a problem.


憲法改正の国民投票“過半数が支持”

"Majority approves" of a citizen's vote to reform the constitution.


憲法改正すれば日本は護れる！by

If the constitution is changed Japan can be saved!


憲法改正 自民細田「『国民投票のときにこういう恐れがある』『ああいう恐れがある』という議論が起こると、反対論が多くなる。そうならないように誘導していくことが必要だ。」  世論工作宣言じゃん

Revisions to the constitution. LDP Hosoda.  'Fears of a national referendum. When this fear is brought up in debate, there is a great deal of opposition.  We need guidance to ensure this does not happen.' Its not a public declaration.


オブリ懐かしいな。遊びたいけどwin10だと日本語化出来ないんだよな

I want to play, but with Windows 10 it doesn't work in Japanese.


成人女性の7割は「100歳まで生きたくない」 不安「老化で判断力や記憶力がなくなる」「お金が不足」  『癌にならないボケない代りに寿命は70歳前後』と『100歳まで生きれるけど晩年確実に介護生活』だったら   今の壮年以下の日本人ほぼ前者選ぶかもね・・・

70% of adult women "do not want to live to 100." Anxiety about "age lowering judgment and memory" and "money being insufficient." "If life expectancy is not about 70 years old instead of being blinded to cancer" and "if you live to 100 years but surely caring for the alter years" instead, you might choose the former Japanese than the current age...


成人式出席した異端者おる？

Are there any nonconformists who participated in the coming of age ceremony?


成人式 晴れ着トラブル、「はれのひ」社長はどこへ・・・  このいかつい顔にピースって似合わないね

Adult ceremony trouble, Where is the president of  "Harenohi" ...  Piece sign does not fit into this huge face.


ミニストップ、成人誌取り扱い中止へ 「やめて」の声で  「エロ根ビニ」つくっちゃえばええやんか

Outcries towards Mini stop selling adult magazines, they should just make erotic convenience stores.


成功と失敗は、どうして両立できないんだろう…


成年でこの身長は合ロリですねえ間違いない

A legal adult at that height is a legal loli without a doubt.


成長戦略の目玉、転職助成金、２０１７年度の利用者はたったの３人

Centerpiece of the growth strategy, the job change subsidy, only used by 3 people in 2017.


我らは不撓不屈の通勤ですなぁ


オシャレは我慢…！ 女子の痛々しい日常風景  いや、俺が期待してたのは   「なによ！そうだったらどうする気！！？」   とか、もしくは   「そうだけど何か？」と来て   「想像してシコるだけだけど何か？」   と返す手はずだったんだけど！ちくしょー！！！

Show off your fashion style...!  Painful every day style for girls.  Not  what I expected, and what I came for.  My expectation was 'What?  What sort of image is that?', or, 'what's that?' but it was just a big wank.


きのたけ戦争に決着の時……！ 明治公式「きのこの山・たけのこの里 国民総選挙」の投票開始で問われる民意  たけのこの圧勝やろ

The conclusion of the Kinotake war...... ! The will of the citizens is questioned as the polls open in the official Meiji "Kinoko no Yama・Takenoko no Sato National Election"  Takenoko will take a complete victory


「戦争銘柄」上昇の不気味


戦争による“リセット願望” 責任は日本の政治にあると専門家  わりと的確ですんなりと読めてしまった

"Reset Wish" because of war  Responsibility lies with Japanese government and experts  It was relatively accurate and I managed to read it


『戦場のヴァルキュリア4』発表！ PS4版は2018年3月21日に、Nintendo Switch版は2018年夏に発売予定  2と3てあったの?？

"Valkyria Chronicles 4" release! PS4 version on March 21, 2018 and the Nintendo Switch version planned for summer of 2018. Were there a 2 and 3?


戦場体験者と出会える茶話会  もう終わってるのかー残念

Tea party where you can meet people with battlefield experience. It's already over? How unfortunate.


グローバルで戦うには英語が必要なのかも()

In order to fight globally English might be required ()


メッシ、レアル戦で衝撃データ

Messi, in the match with Real Madrid, walks for 83.1% of the 90 minute game shocking data shows.


「ゲド戦記」「闇の左手」「オメラスから歩み去る人々」ファンタジー作家ル・グウィン、亡くなる  ゲド戦記好きだったな

Fantasy Author "Earthsea" "The Left Hand of Darkness" "The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas" Ursula K. Le Guin Dies        I liked Earthsea.


「ゲド戦記」「闇の左手」「オメラスから歩み去る人々」ファンタジー作家ル・グウィン、亡くなる  指輪とかハリポタとか、氷と炎の歌(GoT)とか長くても面白いのたくさんあるやん  日本だと十二国記？とか？読んだことないけど  まあ、文学作品は短いほど良いというはあるね。長編より短編、短編よりショート、ショートより詩、詩より俳句

"Gedo Senki" "Yaminohidarite" "Omeras kara ayumisaru hitobito" Fantasy artists Le Gwynn, died. Lord of rings, Harry Potter, Ice and flame songs (GoT), etc. There are so many long but interesting books out there. In Japan, 12koki, for example? Although I have not read it, well, it is said that literary works are better as short.Short stories rather than long stories, Short rather than short stories,  Poetry rather than Short, Haiku rather than poetry.


戦いに負けたオスたち  ノンケのオネエっているよねｗ

The males who lost the fight need a straight female lol


戦闘よりも訓練で死亡者が多数…米軍が今“過労状態”に  事故もそうだが物干場で首吊ったり自殺もけっこう

There are more deaths from training than actual combat... The US military is currently in an "overworked situation". Of course there are accidents, but there are also a decent number of suicides with people hanging themselves on clotheslines.


戦闘よりも訓練で死亡者が多数…米軍が今“過労状態”に  戦闘より訓練の方がヤバイっていいのかわるいのか

Many more people die in training than in actual fighting... The US Army currently is in an "overworked status". I'm not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing for training to be scarier than fighting.


アベノミクスで「所得300万以下」世帯が増加、30代の約2割に

Under Abenomics the number of households with "a net worth under 3 million yen" has increased, up to 20% of people in their 30s.


所得税改革：年収８００万円超で増税 控除見直し 政府最終調整  平均年収付近の所得者の溜飲を下げる矛先逸らしみたいな感じはする  これ子供いる世帯でもやってたら日本終わってたな

Income tax reform: Tax deductions to be reviewed for persons with annual income over JPY 8 million. Government's final adjustment. Income earners at around the average annual income will be relieved to have escaped a bullet. If this was tried on households with children it would be the end of Japan


そういう所から来る「ニセモノ感」って


Even though a veteran fisher can catch 8 in 3 hours, there is an abnormality with Japanese companies that continue to harvest young eels on the brink of extinction.


ホラみんなで手をたたこ♪


He stole an absence notice from the post.


ヌカの手先のおフェラ豚め！


ぼく、サルバトーレ・フェラガモのブリーフケースケースを手に入れてフェラくんになる  これを新品で買ったやつは、まぁ、大層金持ちだろう、、  普通の革製ブリーフケースが新品で買えるくらいの値段で中古買ったが、  多少のスレと内装の凹みがあっても、  俺の手持ちより綺麗で立派で作りが素晴らしく良い…

I've recently obtained a Salvatore Ferragamo briefcase and now I get a lot of blowjobs. People that buy this new have to be pretty rich. I bought a normal leather briefcase at a second hand store for pretty much the same price as a new one, but there were a lot of threads and dents on the inside. I would love a new, wonderfully made one better than what I have...


その手の判断を誤る要因がストレス。

The tweet is referring the appetite to the sexual desire.


タイトルの手動での並び替えとか非表示（無印と無印の内容を含んだDLCのうち無印を非表示に）とか

When sorting by title or with things that aren't displayed (with unlabeled things or unlabeled things with DLC making them not displayed) and such.


手と口が震えて目が泳いで喋れないよ

My hands and mouth were shaking and my eyes were swimming, I couldn't even talk.


「おくすり手帳」の持参で薬代は安くなる

Medicine prices will be reduced if you bring your "Medicine Notebook."


コンピュータにあからさまに手を抜かれてるのにミスで自滅してコントローラ投げそうになるのを我慢した甲斐があったは

Mingoru finally killed Hassan: Despite clearly easing up on the computer, an error that would make you want to throw your controller in rage meant that the patience was worthwhile.


「パートナーに手を握ってもらうと、痛みが和らぐ」

"If a partner holds your hand, the pain eases."


「お手本になる人がね」白鵬の態度に勝負審判も首ひねる  白鵬はここ何場所もかち上げとか勝つためだけの非横綱相撲に誰も注意してこなかったツケが出たんじゃないのかと   白鵬自身も顔をはたきに行っておいて、待ったとかねーわ


ヴォイニッチ手稿の解読が進み始めたらしいぞ。お前らは最初何が書いてあると妄想してた？  正味神様居ないと思うとかそういう危ない日記

Apparently a deciphering of the Voynich manuscript is starting to move forward. What did you guys first imagine was written in it? It's a dangerous diary that says things like how he thinks there is no true god.


手軽に出品できる意味ではええかもね。

Maybe it's a good thing how easy it is to put something up for sale.


手に隠れるぐらい携帯性が抜群な極小ナイフ「Puna」と「Crane」  暗器ってやつか

Minimal knives "Puna" and "Crane" which are as portable as they can hide in hand\\n


たぶん打率は日本の三倍くらいあるぞ

You should have a threefold success over whorehouses in Japan.


アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  いるけど先端なのかあれ

Highly criticized even in the US. Is the day near at hand where Made in Japan will no longer be a source of pride? There is some, but is it just around the edges?


アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  メイド・イン・ジャパンの変遷  　低価格・高品質だけど西洋諸国の模倣  →比較的高価格・でも高品質  →高い不良品**（NEW！）**   短い春だった・・・

A flood of criticisms in America as well. Proudly claiming that it's Made in Japan will soon be a thing of the past? The changes in Made in Japan. Low cost and high quality, but in the end they're just imitating Western countries→ Relatively high prices but high quality →Expensive defective products ** (NEW!) ** The good times ended so quickly...


アメリカでも批判噴出。メイド・イン・ジャパンを誇れなくなる日は近い？  秋葉原なんもないよ あるのは深圳

There's also a lot of criticism even in America. Is the day I'll be proud of "Made in Japan" near? There's nothing in Akihabara. There's stuff in Shenzhen.


みんなが批判しないから許されてるので、諦めるのも違うんだけど

Nobody calls him out so he's forgiven, not that giving up is the right way to go.


技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!

I have made a Sable with a technological singularity!


技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!

I made a subreddit for technological singularities!


技術的特異点サブレ作ったよ!!

I made a technological singularity subreddit!!


把瑠都みねえから帰ったのかと思ってたら日本に残ってたのが驚き

I hadn't seen Baruto recently so I thought he might have gone back to his home country, but I was surprised to learn he was still in Japan.


シェアハウス投資 全役員が退任  これもどうせスルガ案件なんでしょ

Share house investment  Resignation of all officers  This is also a Suruga case after all, I guess


Expectation of deregulation to jump start investing.


なんか、『やり抜く力』とか言う意識高い本があるらしく、立ち読みしてそれに乗ってる心理テストやってみた

There seems to be a high consciousness book called "To Carry Out to Completion", I've browsed it and felt like trying psychological tests.


アマゾンさんダンボールの「ここを押してください」ボタンの固さは異常

It's weird that Amazon's "push here" button on their cardboard boxes are so firm.


押見修造の漫画力は凄い。


拉致被害者 曽我ひとみさんの夫 ジェンキンスさん死去 77歳  今年8月佐渡行った時に歴史伝説館で見かけた   まさに突っ立ってるだけの見世物状態   特に興味なかったからスルーしたけど、ありゃ可哀想

Abductee and Hitomi Soga's husband, Jenkins dies at 77 years old  When I went to Sado in August of this year, I caught a glimpse of it in the Folklore History Museum  It's an exhibit that stands straight up  I wasn't particularly interested, so I walked on through, but it's sad


サウジアラビア 拘束の王子ら財産１１兆円没収へ  俺にくれ

Saudi Arabia. Restricted princes' assets. 11 trillion yen seized. Give it to me.


デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  デモに対して「東京土人が！ボケ！」とか言いそうな絵面

Fearing larger demonstrations, police close neighboring station to National Diet Building. As for the demonstration, it's like a scene where people say, "Native Tokyoite! Idiot!"


デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  立ちポーズとかメガテン感ある

Fearing growing protests, police blockade Kokkaigijidomae Station  I get a feeling like a standing pose or MegaTen


デモ拡大を恐れて警察が国会議事堂前駅を封鎖  霞ヶ関(A13)から潮見坂を上って茱萸坂へ向かうルートもあるよ。

Police have blockaded the station in front of the National Diet Building due to concerns over the expanding protests  There's also a route from Kasumigaseki (A13) to Shiomizaka by way of Gumisaka.


拡散されまくるも嘘でした

I've encountered companies that said so.


まぁインドもパキスタンも持っているしね


持ったからって勝てるとは思えないけど、彼ら祖父の代からの念願なのでは

I don't think that we can win just by having them, but that's the idea that's been around since our grandfathers' time.


指名手配犯の顔３００人覚えて街で探す「見当たり捜査員」

There is a special type of investigator whose job it is to remember the faces of 300 people wanted by the police and look for them in town.


指名手配犯の顔３００人覚えて街で探す「見当たり捜査員」 県警６年半で４０人発見…擦れ違った瞬間の感覚  アナログだね   だから退行するんだよ

"Search investigators" memorize the faces of 300 wanted criminals and look for them in town. In 6 and a half years, the prefectural police has found 40 of them ... The feeling when they pass by each other. What an analog way of doing it. That's why they're regressing.


メジャー指向ないけど全国的人気

There is no major direction in mind but it is possible all over the country.


スカパラ、ネット指摘で？ジャケット差し替え

Netizens point out that Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra's new album cover resembles the style of Fujiko F. Fujio.


スカパラ、ネット指摘で？ジャケット差し替え 「藤子F」風デザイン...小学館は「コメント差し控える」  これ描いたイラストレーターは画風を真似てるというより**トレパク**でメシ食ってる典型的な佐野系だよ…。佐野系に共通するのは乏しい画力。そしてその乏しい画力とは全く不釣り合いなほどに歪に肥大化した承認欲求。本人は贋作師とか名乗ってるがこれも釣り合ってない。線が死んでいて原作に対する愛も拘りも感じられないのに何が贋作だ。だいたい、贋作画家といえば画力は一級品で、模倣対象の画法・技法を**研究しまくって体得しちゃってる**イタコみたいな人々の事じゃねーのかよと言いたくなる   イタコと言えば、田中圭一みたいに巨匠漫画家の画風を研究しまくって体得して(**己の恥肉に変換して**)しまってる人々がいるよね。彼らイタコ漫画家は訳のわからないパロディを描いて公表して世の中を笑わせたり顰蹙を買ってるけど、アレらは原作に対する偏執的な愛と異常な画力とセンスの組み合わせで成り立っていて(公表する段ではもはや**トレパクが必要ない領域に到達してる**)、だから一目置かれてる。彼らは佐野系ではない

Kasupara, was this pointed out online?  Replacing the jacket.  A 'Fujiko F' type design...  The primary school administration declined to comment. The illustrator who drew it said it is a copy.  Its more like eating with** TrePak** in typical Sano style. In common with the Sano style it has poor artistic merit.  Along with this poor artistry is a disproportionately warped sense of self worth. The person calls himself an art copier, but that is too complimentary.  The line is non existent and there is no love or feeling for the form of the original.  Generally the art copier is a genuine artist who has actually studied techniques in copying and become an expert.  That's not the case with someone like Itako.  And speaking of Itako, there are those who have studied the drawings of master cartoonists like Keiichi Tanaka, have mastered them, **and put their own special stamp on them**.  These artists create parodies that the Itako types don't understand, so that the world can laugh and cry at their creations.  They combine a love of the original with an unusual artistic sense to produce something new, ** reaching a stage where they no longer require Trepak to get them published.** So to summarise; they are not Sano types.


When I looked up Sky Palace online that jacket had been replaced with a Fujiko F style design… Shogagukan refused to comment. The illustrator who drew it says that as opposed to copying the style, it's a **tracing scam** and it's a typical eating Sano Group…. Poor drawing skills are common in the Sano Group. As well as poor drawing skills, they have a totally biased, distorted, and bloated desire for recognition. It is also biased to call them a fraud. What is fake about something that has a dead line and whose original can’t event get any love? With fake artists, poor drawing skills is the first thing, then painting techniques are **studied and easily taken**. That makes me feel like saying you are like Itako people. Speaking of Itako, be like Tanaka Keiichi and study the style of a master cartoonist and get it yourself. There are definitely some people who are (**turning to your own shame**). Although the Itako cartoonist draws a nonsensical parody and publishes it to the world, making them laugh or frown, they are have the original paranoid love, mixed with abnormal drawing skills and good sense which holds it together (there's no longer a need to announce **arrival to a domain that does not need tracing scams**) so I that I can have a glance. They are not the Sano Group.


指紋認証の成功率が50%くらいなんだけど  親指の関節でやると吉  大きな横スジが入ってるから

The success rate for fingerprint identification is around 50%, but if you use the joint on your thumb it's better. That's because there is a big line on the side.


The success rate of fingerprint authentication is about 50%, but it works good with your thumb joints as it has a big horizontal line.


「挑戦」を逆さにすると「勝利」に 唐津競艇場のポスターが話題  見える見える   うまいわ

The Boat Race Karatsu poster showing the word "chousen" (challenge) flipped over to make the word "shouri" (victory) has become popular. I see it, I see it. Pretty slick.


ダメなところを挙げてくｻﾐﾌﾞｯｮﾝｼ流行ってるの?


ダメなところを挙げてくｻﾐﾌﾞｯｮﾝｼ流行ってるの?

Submissions where you cite the bad parts are popular?


On the 16th, I asked about the possibility of rewriting the document from the 5th, he responded "Good morning" Good child who can greet


振り込め詐欺が形を変えて拡大中、「ピンポン詐欺」の極悪手口  老人たちも銃武装かな

With wire transfer fraud changing in form and expanding, the method of "ping pong fraud" is being used as a weapon against the elderly


モズ すずめを捕らえ「はやにえ」に  体格差の然程ないスズメを狙うのもびっくりだが、最初の一撃で急所やっちゃってるんだろうか  よく考えたら鳥類は雑食って、その中には肉が入ってるんだよな  小柄な鳥は虫しか捕れないだけで・・・

Shrike, captures sparrow and impales it on a twig for later consumption. I was surprised that it would go for a sparrow which is about the same size as it, but it probably hits a vital point with its first attack. If you think about it birds are omnivorous, and that includes meat. Of course small birds can only catch bugs...


They're going to make more photoshopped images.


捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に

At the shock of being abandoned they suffer irreparable damage to their heart.


捨てられたショックで心は修復不可能に

Their hearts cannot recover due to the shock.


捨てアカで書き散らす奴いたっけね

There was someone who used throwaway accounts to post things like that.


キティちゃん、お掃除ロボになる！の巻  キティちゃんのミートグラインダーみてみたい  りんご3個ぶんしかない重さのわりに骨まで挽肉にできそうな高性能のやつ

Chapter of Hello Kitty becoming a cleaning robot!  I want to check out Kitty's meat grinder  A high efficiency thing that looks like it can make ground meat with the weight of only three apples


インベントリ掃除が捗るな


Chief Cabinet secretary Kan Gaasu "Most regrettable.


排除されるべきはモンゴル人ではなく頭かち割っても許される風習(ともしかしたら八百長)

It's not Mongolians that should be excluded, but the custom of forgiveness even when a head a crushed (and of course match fixing).


イーロン･マスクのトンネル掘削会社 なぜか火炎放射器を販売しはじめる 「ゾンビが大量に湧いたら、買って良かったって思うよ」  マップチンポ

Elon Musk’s tunnel excavation company is for some reason starting to sell flamethrowers. “If zombies show up, you will be glad you bought one.”


イーロン･マスクのトンネル掘削会社 なぜか火炎放射器を販売しはじめる 「ゾンビが大量に湧いたら、買って良かったって思うよ」  弱そう

For some reason Elon Musk's excavation company started selling flamethrowers. "If zombies start attacking en masse you'll be glad you bought one." Seems strong.


As number of PhDs hired increases productivity decreases.


トヨタがロータリーエンジン採用決定！

Toyota has decided to use the Rotary engine!


けものフレンズにどう接すればいいかわからない  たべる

I don't know how to get in touch with Kemono friends.


Mr and Mrs Kankei spent too long under remand, in windowless cells, with no contact allowed.


No visitors, windowless solitary confinement.


接見禁止、窓なし独房 籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視  安倍様侮辱罪だから容赦ないな  拘禁反応も心配

No contact with others, no window in the cells.  A former judge questions the length of Mr and Mrs Kagoika's confinement on remand.  Worried over reaction to the confinement.


控除される金額見ると殺意がわく

After seeing my salary after deductions I felt ready to kill.


ネット掲示板見て集団痴漢か 男４人逮捕 ＪＲ埼京線  痴漢です！って声あげても他3人いれば抑え込めるからな。これは悪質。

Was the gang of perverts looking at internet bulletin sites?  4 men arrested.  Even though the call went out 'Saikyo line, pervert!'  the other 3 people hushed it up. Disgraceful.


インターネット掲示板に該当電車の車両は痴漢がしやすいという趣旨の書き込みがあり掲示板を見て集まった可能性

It was written on an online forum that it was easy to get away with molestation on certain trains and that the 4 strangers saw this and met up.


ジャンプマンガさん、とんでもない掲載誌変更を行う

Shonen Jump is making a major change to their magazine.


ジャンプマンガさん、とんでもない掲載誌変更を行う  回避不可の「絶望」！！  やはり、この男には敵わない！！

Jump Manga, changes to outrageous magazine content. Unavoidable "despair"!! As expected, this man is unrivaled!!


おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  揉んでた？

Hey hey hey hey hey, what's this "free boobies"? Aren't you quite the strong female high schooler? Feeling them up?


キャップ描くのむずい。。


ゆうくん描いてました  おまんこがある


シュプリームのキャップを描いたよ


ここまで描いて飽きた、かなちい

Drawing this much then getting bored, how sad.


「サンタクロースはマッチョだ」 それを提唱するマンガが話題に  空挺部隊も訓練する5点着地すき

A manga that advocated that "Santa Claus is macho" has become a topic. The Air Force likes the 5 point landing practice too.


It was shaking the boat too when I was in it.


携帯プリンタ  昔はこういうのは熱転写式であまり凸凹したものには印刷できなかったんだが  今はインクジェット式でいろんなものに印刷できるらしい  ハンディプリンタとかで検索できるが、だいたい業務用

Portable printer  In the past, it was impossible to print on such rough surfaces with the thermal transfer type, but now it's seems possible to print on various thing with the inkjet type  You can look it up by searching for Handy Printer, etc., but it's mainly for business use


ここでも搾取される貧困層

Poor people are being weeded out by this method.


みんゴルようやくハッサン撃破


だから、デマを撒くようなのは重用しちゃいけないのに

Therefore, these really shouldn't be used to spread hoaxes.


撤去されていたJWウォーターハウスの絵画「ヒュラスとニンフたち」、1週間で美術館に戻る。美術館「これでMetooの議論が深まったろう？あ、この撤去騒ぎの様子は来月からの現代アートの展覧会で使わせてもらうから来てね」  表現の規制戦士完全に脂肪wwww

Removed painting "Hylas and the Nymphs" by John William Waterhouse, returned to display at art museum one week later. Art museum "This deepens the discussion around Metoo, right? Oh, by the way we'll be using the uproar around this removal at the modern art exhibit next month, so please come and visit." How's that for regulating what you say? Hahaha


撤去の署名に8千人が同意

8000 people thought so and petitioned to have the paintings removed.


スクショ撮って自分のスマホに画像転送とかすれば

The daughter should find that kind of love between a couple charming.


操作遅延やら壁に引っかかってまともに前も進めないやら明らかに未完成品売りつけて来やがった

Between input lag and getting caught on walls you couldn't move forward properly, and it was clearly an unfinished game when it went on sale.


支持率急落で5月総辞職説…二階幹事長が“安倍首相切り”へ

Sudden drop in approval rating, mass resignations in May... Chief Secretary Nikai foretells the "end of Prime Minister Abe".


支持率急落 安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない 1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」  一揆でも起これば流石に一憂はするかな?   それとも、これチャンスとニヤリとでもするのか

Prime Minister Abe's approval ratings suddenly drop 「I won't swing from joy to sorrow.  It will calm down after but a month, will it not?」Would you swing to sorrow if a riot breaks out?  Or are you going to take the chance to sneer?


支持率急落 安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない 1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」  まあこれは安倍ちゃん正しい   森友で死ぬなら去年には死んでなきゃおかしいからな

Precipitous fall in approval rating for Prime Minister Abe "If a month goes by without things being so up and down then things will settle down." Well, Abe is right on this one. If he was going to die from Moritomo then it would have happened last year.


カメムシはメクラカメ→カスミカメに改名されたしね

Kamemushi (stink bug) underwent a name change mekurakame → kasumikame.


まあ改善進んでること自体は評価する


改定値はコッソリ公表するし、GDPの計算方法だって季節調整でガッツリ下駄履かせてんのは隠してるし

Reformed values are published quietly, and they hide the fact that the GDP's calculation methods are firmly inflated through seasonal adjustments


改憲緊急条項に私権制限 自民党がシレッと方針転換の理由  自民党が政権とっていること、そのものが危機的非常事態   私権制限？はあ？   無能の政府首脳を交代させる事からまず始めろ

Emergency constitutional provision restricting private rights  Liberal Democratic Party nonchalantly giving reasons for policy change  The LDP siezing power, that is an emergency  A restriction on private rights? Are you kidding?  Let's begin by replacing the incompetent leaders


「改ざん」でなく「書き換え」


放射性物質の拡散防ぐカバーと見られる

It seems it was some sort of cover to protect against radiation.


It looks like it would emit a lot of radiation.


ガイア放送されたの今年だったのか。。。


そして放送されないなぞの競技へ。


それなら放送終了してくれ

In that case, then just stop broadcasting it.


政府、「下戸税」導入を検討

Government, considers "alcohol avoidance tax".


政府、「下戸税」導入を検討

The government is considering introducing a 「下戸税」.


｢政府の借金｣と｢家計の借金｣は同じではない

Government debt and household debt is the same, isn't it?


政府「全員非正規にすれば、正規社員と言う区分がが無くなって解決

"Do away with the phrase 'part time employment'" is a red faced lie, and behind it lurks mechanisms for maintaining the current disparity.


政府公認私人が森友問題について「私が真実を知りたいと本当に思う」  逆に昭恵が証人喚問に呼ばれて行って、森友にはただ訪問しただけ谷さんにも何も言ってない何も関わってないと証言したら野党憤死するんだよな   早く証人喚問出てほしいわ 安倍夫人がサヨク退治するところが見たくて仕方ない マジ頼むから証人喚問出てくれ

Private person with official government recognition on the Moritomo scandal "I think I really want to know the truth"  On the contrary, Akie went and called for the summoning witness and said nothing to Tani who only visited Moritomo  If you testify that you didn't influence anything, the opposition party will have a fit  I want the summoning witness to leave quickly  Mrs. Abe is trying to extinguish the left, so it can't be helped  Please, summoning witness, leave for heaven's sake


the government promised Hitachi a loan guarantee using public public money for them to export Japanese nuclear power plant technology.


政府、大綱改定で就労を促進

The government encourages work by revising the guidelines.


もちろん政府への嫌がらせの意味で。

Of course I say that with contempt for the government.


政府と官邸は国民の「おかしい」を侮るな  一億の穴奴隷を安倍首相の穴ドリルが粉砕   何このうんこ感じドリル、ぼくの総括約筋も断裂しそうです！

The government and official residence don't look down on the "strangeness" of citizens  Prime Minister Abe's drill crushed 100 million slaves in a hole  This shitty feeling drill, it seems like my whole sphincter will also be torn!


政府方針：朝日新聞デジタル


政府要望の3％の賃上げ、企業の7割が「現実的でない」と回答

Government pushes for 3% wage increase, 70% of businesses reply that it is "not practical".


政府要望の3％の賃上げ、企業の7割が「現実的でない」と回答  浮ついた言葉がぼうっと浮かんでるでしょ   これキチガイの国ですわ

7 out of 10 companies answer that the 3% wage increase willed by the government is "not ideal"   Those light words are really floating    This is a stingy country


トランプ政権、トランスジェンダーの米軍入隊差し止めを請求  そんな野心を秘めてそうな連中は普通にＮＧ

Trump administration demands ban on transgender enlistment in US military  People who keep such ambitions to themselves are ordinarily NG


政治家と官僚クビにしてAI導入しよう

Let's fire politicians and government officials and introduce AI.


The politician's statement "Everybody dies."


政治資金収支報告書で発覚

Does it appear as a discovery in the political funds income report?


政治資金で自著“爆買い”の姑息

This is a makeshift for his self published “shopping spree” using government funds.


故郷である東北の震災復興支援でこれまでに累計4億円を寄付

Donated a total of 4 hundred million yen so far for recovery efforts in hometown in the Tohoku region.


これは救急センターあるある


もいもい教 LLL支部  LLLでvtuber見てる人だれだろ

Moimoi Doctrine  LLL division  Who's looking at vtubers on LLL?


教え子と交際した教師「免職取り消し」となった裁判の中身

Teacher who has relations with student "has dismissal reversed" after trial.


教師・生徒が素手で便器を洗い、大臣は便器の水を飲む──。嘘であってほしいが、これは厳粛なる事実である。また、このような常軌を逸した行為が一部で美談の様に扱われているのも事実である。こんな国が美しい国なワケないし、将来に引き継ぎたくもないので、どうにかしてください！！！  ありがとう      来週当番だから腐らずやるよ

Teachers and students washed the toilet bowls with bare hands, and the minister drank water from the toilet ─ ─. I want it to be a lie, but this is a solemn fact. Also, it is true that such mad acts were treated by some as an admirable story. Such country can't be a beautiful country, and I don't want to take over in the future, so please do something! ! ! Thank you I'm on duty next week so I will not go rotten


イスラム教徒にも標的拡大か 劣勢の過激派、エジプトテロ  より過激な連中(その組織内での頑迷な原理保守派)が、内部の穏健現実派も粛清し、やけくそで外部攻勢に出るだろう   どの時代でもいかなる体制主義でも、現実に対応出来ない原理保守が、その組織を壊し、外部社会に有害を撒き散らす    例:大日本帝国軍、北朝鮮労働党、IS、連合赤軍、封建王政、アベ自民etc.

Are Muslim targets increasing? Lesser extremists, Egyptian terrorists  More extreme people (conservative fundamentalist bigots from within that organization) will purge the more moderate members and desperately go out to commit outward aggression  In any era, no matter what organization, in reality convervative fundamentalists can't be dealt with, they will destroy the organization and spread harm to the outside world  Examples: Japan's Imperial forces, the North Korean Labor Party, IS, the Coalition Red Army, Feudal Monarchies, Abe's Liberal Democratic Party, etc.


ローマ教皇が「娼婦のところへ行く者は罪人、買春するということは女性を拷問するということ」とか言ってて無宗教者なのに死にたくなりますよ  そうかと思えば遊ぶ小遣い欲しさにお股パッカンパッカンしてるJCJKもいるわけだし世の中ままならないね

The Pope said, "People who visit places of prostitution are bad, and prostitution is tantamount to torture of women" and even for a secular person it makes you want to die. When you think about it, there are plenty of middle school and high school girls who are just too happy to spread their legs for some spending money. The world isn't as glamorous as you'd like.


教科書に内閣は国家の最高権力であり、内閣総理大臣は三権を統べる国家の最高元首だと明記しよう

According to the text books, the Cabinet is the highest ruling authority in the country.


（「教育再生」をたどって：１）先生はトイレ掃除で「便教会」：朝日新聞デジタル

(Pursuing "Education Reformation": 1) Teachers clean toilets as "study sessions" : Asahi Shimbun Digital.


そういう教育なのは慣習的なものもあって仕方ないんじゃにゃい

That sort of education is sort of like a custom and that's just the way it is.


ゲームは教育機関じゃねーし、それの役目学校な

If you have a gun, capable of violence on a grand scale, then it becomes easy to think about shooting it, and about killing.


アベノミクス教育無償化で迷走の裏に「首相側近」の独断～政務秘書官の今井尚哉というブレーン

Abenomics education being made free leads to straying off course due to decisions made by "close associates of the prime minister" behind the scenes ~ Prime minister's secretary Imai Takaya is the brain.


マナー教育産業の虚実 「正しい日本語」利権の闇 架空の失礼でっち上げ  下の広告欄が秀逸

Truth and fiction in the etiquette education industry. The dark side of concession on ”Correct Japanese Language” They make up a false "rudeness." The advertisement at the bottom is rather outstanding.


教育関係者の9割が「創造的問題解決能力」育成の重要性を認識も、研修やツール不足が足かせに  あるある   癒着が無いように双方がけん制し合える仕組みを詰める必要がありそうだ

90% of educators have 「Creative Problem solving skills」.  Even understanding the importance of raising children, the lack of training and tools often becomes a burden.  This often happens.  In order to avoid attachment to this, there appears to be a need to attack this problem from both directions.


教諭、はさみで女子生徒７人の髪切る 「言葉遣い悪い」  某議員曰く、心を叩かれたらその痛みを現実の痛みで返しても良いらしい

A teacher cuts the hair of 7 students with scissors.  「The way the words are express are crude」According to an anonymous member of the diet, if your heart is attacked, you're allowed to return that pain with real pain.


教頭の上履き隠すなど嫌がらせ、高校教諭を減給 北海道：朝日新聞デジタル  ２０代かと思ったら（５１）でええ・・となった

After harassment such as hiding the vice principals slippers, licensed high school teacher given pay cut: Asahi Shimbun Digital. I was thinking it'd be somebody in their 20s, but when I saw that the person was 51 I was shocked.


お散歩フンフーン♪  ペタペタ


お散歩フンフーン♪  なんとなく描いたラクガキを無造作に上げる   そういうＬＬＬも良いと思います。

Talking a walk♪  I'm casually showing the graffiti that I somehow drew. That kind of low level awareness is good too, I think.


シリアに散ったジャーナリストを見捨てたアベとスガ

shame as the same Japanese Abe and Suga who abandoned journalists who scattered in Syria.


That particular way of wasting money......


数多くの実況者をみてておもったんだけど、「名シーン集」系の動画ってやっぱ伸びるんだなあ

I noticed when looking at a lot of players online that “scene selecting videos” are getting long.


数学コースすすむ(数物科学類は入学後に物理学と数学と計算科学コースにわかれる)からなんにせよ必要だからがんばゆ...

Either way it's necessary for my next mathematics course (after entering college it's going to be divided into physics, math, and computational science) so I have to work hard...


ここ数日予想通りアルトのターンが来て吾輩ニンマリ

These past few days, Altcoin's turn has come as expected and I'm smirking to myself.


数日前に関西へ修学旅行へ行っていた福岡の中学生、100人超欠席

Middle school students who went on a school trip to Kansai a few days prior, over 100 absent.


文字だとコミュニケーションとれるのよ


文意読み取り間違ってるよ

You misread the meaning of that sentence.


文春の「嫌いなコメンテーター」で堂々2位に！

Bungeishunju's "Hateful Commentator" brazenly moves into second place!


「文春砲」ツイッターが炎上状態に…小室の不倫疑惑報道で「廃刊しろ」など批判コメント殺到  でもそれで世の中の多くの人から人格否定されて袋叩きにされる理由にはならない気がする  というか小室が擁護されるこの落差との説明にもなってなくない

"Bunshunho" twitter gets slammed with negative comments... Flood of comments calling for a "stop in publishing" and more following suspicions of improper reporting with Komuro. But I still feel like that isn't enough of a reason for tons of people in the world to deny his character and make him a punching bag. Of course that also doesn't make it a reason for Komuro to be protected.


I guess this is some "meeting of cultural victims..."


A report shows that document alteration goes on in all countries.


文書から複数の政治家の名前削除と財務省      　　　　　　　　　,r '"￣"'''丶,     　　　　　　　 ./.ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ 　　.lﾞ~ﾞﾞﾞﾞ ヽ＼     　　　　　　. i´ ri⌒.'li､　.'⌒ヽ　 'i::`i,     　　　　　　.|　′　.ﾞ゜　　.ﾞﾞﾞ″ .:::l::::::!     　　　　　　|,　　　,r'!ヾ･ ヽ,　 .::::.|:::::::i　　アイツはもう消した！     　　　　　　.i,　　./,r──ヽ, :::::::i::::,r'     　　　　　　ﾞヽ､　 .ヾ!ﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞﾞ'''ヽ、_ノ     　　　　　　　　｀'''ﾞi　._____ l /ヽ     　　　　／＼ へ　 ﾞヽ ＿__ノ’_／     　　　　へ､　　 |￣＼ー フ￣ |＼ー     　 ／ ／￣＼　| 　＞|￣|Σ　|　 |     　 ,　┤　　　 |/|＿／￣＼＿| ＼|     　|　　＼＿／　 ヽ     　|　　　＿_(￣　 |     　|　　　＿_） ～ノ     　人　　＿_）　ノ

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オナホレビュー  この文章力には嫉妬する

Artificial vagina review     I am jealous of this writing ability


こういうのを「文脈無視の引用」という


文部科学省が高校指導要領改定案を発表 「わが国への愛情」を初明記  歴史で大事なのって、『過去の出来事から今に活かせる教訓を学ぶ』って所だったと思ってたけど   何が気持ち悪いって、文化とか思想とか、文系の大学にカネを出さずに軽んじてるのに   国と国土は愛せっていうこの矛盾だよね   愛するように教育って、それ洗脳でしょ

Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology announces plan for reform of high school curriculum. "Love for our country" included for first time. I though that what is important with history is to "use the events of the past to provide teaching that is relevant today", but it's somehow unpleasant, and there are things like culture and ideology, and looking down on arts colleges without even providing any money, saying they should love their country like this is a contradiction. Teaching so that people love, isn't that called brainwashing?


ゆるキャン△の斎藤さんで地味ビッチに目覚めた

Yurukyan’s Satou woke up on a plain colored beach.


断崖絶壁から200m超ロングフリースローでギネス記録

Super long free throw in excess of 200 meters off a sharp cliff sets Guinness World Record.


新しいスマホかっちゃった……  かなちい

I ended up buying a new smartphone...... how sad


The new Reddit app seems to be insanely slow      　       　　 ＿＿＿     　／´∀｀;::::＼     /　　　　/::::::::::|     | ./|　　/:::::|::::::|     | |｜／::::::::|::::::|


新しいRedditアプリはメチャクチャ遅いらしい  下と比べちゃ何だけど 0ch,2ch,4ch,5chよりマシだよ。

The new Reddit application seems to be slow, but what is it compared to another ones, it's better than 0ch, 2ch, 4ch, 5ch.


新しい世界を切り開く水龍敬先生にご期待ください

Please be excited for Kei Mizuryu sensei, who's carving out a new world.


セガの新作RPG『ワンダーグラビティ ～ピノと重力使い～』が2018年にサービス開始  どんなかと思ってみたらもう直ってた

New RPG from Sega "Wonder Gravity: Pino to Juuryoku Tsukai" will begin service in 2018. I was wondering what it would be, but it's already set.


アイマス新作「シャイニーカラーズ」今春公開

New shimmer colors "eye shies" released in spring.


新元号、少ない画数に…１文字１５画上限の方針  伝統がーって言いそうだけど元号自体中国由来なんだよね

New name for the era, the tradition is 15 strokes per letter but the naming of era originates frrom China.


新元号発表に翻弄されるカレンダー業界他で経営悪化危機も

In the calendar industry and others, which are being tossed by the announcement of the new era, there is also a management deterioration crisis.


【新】先進国一、勉強しない日本の会社員に明日はあるのか？  ないです

[New] Developed countries.  Japanese people don't study.  Will we be around tomorrow?  No.


【新】先進国一、勉強しない日本の会社員に明日はあるのか？  上司「PDCAを回していかないとな」   バイト「光速OODAじゃないんですか」

[New] Will Japan still be a developed country tomorrow, with company workers who don't study?  My boss, 'Don't keep on with the PDCA cycling' Worker, 'OODA is not exactly light speed'


よく新卒が輝いてるとかっていうけど、輝いてるのが新卒に見えているだけなのでは

You often hear how recent graduates sparkle, but they only sparkle because they are viewed as recent graduates.


I don’t do business with stores that have a poor inventory of tires.


新国立競技場に天竜スギ材 五輪主会場のひさしや大屋根  スギ使ってるのか   ワイルドだな

Are the eaves and large roof of the Olympic adium and Tenryu Cedar Village, which are in new national arena, made of cedar wood? That is wild.


Its a buzz phrase  for a new type of scam.


新婚女性を拘束、吐血・痙攣しても薬を与えず、口封じの脅迫―東京入管の難民虐待が酷すぎる  こういう対応見るにつけ国連はもうぼちぼち日本に対して敵国条項駆使してもええのんよ？  と思ってしまう、このやり方はいくらなんでもアカンで  どこがおもてなしや？人でなしの国やないけ

A newlywed girl was captured, spitting out blood, and suffering leg injuries. She was threatened to keep her mouth shut. Tokyo’s immigration authorities have a horrible refugee policy. Every time I look at this approach, I wonder if it would be ok for the United Nations to look at Japan as an enemy nation. This method of doing things is not good no matter how you look at it. One starts to wonder where Japan’s manners went.


新しい家具を買ったんだが、ついでに引っ越そうかこのまま実家にいようか迷う

I've bought new furniture,  but I'm in two minds as to whether to move or to stay where I am.


新年早々作曲したのです！！！！！

I composed a piece so early in the new year!!!!!


新年早々抜きたくなってきた

I want to get out early in the new year.


新年明けましておめでとう！えっ？Jランドはまだ2017年なの？ここシドニーではド派手な新年祝い始まる  もう日本たたければなんでもええねんな

Happy new year! What? It's still 2017 in the Netherlands? Here in Sydney, a super gaudy new years party is about to start. If you're going to put down Japan then anything goes.


新幹線の博多ー小倉間で架線トラブル 博多直通の東海道新幹線にも影響し 現在も1時間以上の遅れが出ている模様  凧糸で止まってたとか

Trouble with the overhead wiring on the shinkansen line between Hakata and Ogura  Ogura through service's Tokaido shinkansen also affected  Currently delayed more than 1 hour  It got stopped by a kite string, or something


新幹線：ドア開け忘れ、２００人置き去り 名古屋駅  車掌も置き去りｗ

Shinkansen: Forgets to open doors, 200 people left behind at Nagoya Station. Conductor also left behind  Hahaha


"Focusing on development of new technology".


新曲作りました。テーマは「やさしみ」です


ツイッタージャパン、新機能検討

Twitter Japan, looking into new functionality.


ニコニコさん、新機能ウンコすぎて死ぬ  （くそ）

Niko niko san, the new function is such a jerk (shit)


新潟なら八海山のほうが好み

In terms of Niigata sake, I prefer stuff from the Hakkaisan brewery.


トヨタの新しいヒューマノイドは、まるで生きているように操ることができる  バク転してよ

Toyota's New "Humanoid" Robot Can Move Like a Human  Do a back flip!


新しい眼鏡買いに行こうかな

I'm thinking of going to buy new glasses.


新しい眼鏡買いに行こうかな


新種誕生  トンビが鷹を産んだ（老眼

Birth of a new species. Greatness born from mediocrity. (Farsighted)


「新聞崩壊」はたった一年でこんなに進んでしまった  20世紀の時代はテックウィンとかジャイアソとか買って色んな欲を満たしてました   つかディスクに収録の付録がフリーソフトの入手手段の全てって感じだった   今じゃ表示出来て当然のJPGですら付録のdllファイルがないと表示できない時代って   今にして思えばすごいなぁと思ったり

”Newspaper Crisis" accelerated in a year. In the 20th century, I used to buy magazines like TECH Win and Jyaiaso to fulfill my desire. In fact, supplements in the disk were only means to get free software back then. It's a common sense today that anyone can open JPG, but looking back at the age when we couldn't open JPG without a supplemental dll file, I think that the time has changed amazingly.


新聞社ヘ届け｜被害者の顔写真に報道上の価値はほぼないことを示す研究  貴重か貴重でないかネット貴族が判断するだろ

News for newspapers: research reveals there is almost no value in the press releasing headshots of a victim. Worthwhile, or not? The netizens will surely decide.


新聞記者の教育は限界に「ジャーナリスト育成で新聞社と教育機関は協力を」  新聞って新聞じゃないんだもの   旧聞になってるんだから

Education for journalist would be no better "Need for newspaper companies and educational institutes to team up for training journalists"? After all newspapers are no longer newspapers, now they are oldspapers.


新規モデレーターを募集します


新規モデレーターを募集します  自分より上が消えればその分上がる

We will be searching for a new moderator  If one above you disappears, you will rise accordingly


マソソソ・マソソソの新譜、最近出たから聞いてくれよな

Marilyn Manson's new song just came out, so give it a listen.


新谷真弓さんは出るんだな、安心した。それにしても、林原めぐみさんも出るとは!

Even so, to think that Hayashibara Megumi would also be in it!


The birth of a new secret language at school?


〆た方がええクズっておるもんやなあ

There are some assholes we should strangle and do away with, huh?


8,800,000 management specialists of Mitsubishi aircraft construction, huh?


キノの旅も見てる。新旧ファンタジー旅アニメだ。

It's an old and a new fantasy journey animation.


もう既に不老不死の時代！？「あと10年で、寿命回避速度に入る」レイ・カーツワイル氏  欲をいえば「不労不老不死」がいいな

Are we already at the age of perpetual youth and immortality?  According  to Ray Kurzweil, "In ten years, we will evade our allotted lifespan".  It's everyone's dream, right?  Unearned perpetual youth.


さすがに既にご存知でしょうが一応。


ぴょん「既存メディアの論調などに決して流されることなく、持ち前の冷静な分析力とわかりやすい語り口で、評論活動を通じておられる三浦さんには、正論新風賞として初の女性受賞者としても今後、さらなるご活躍を大いに期待しております。」あっ....  真の日本人ってなんだょ

Pyon "Never being swayed by the tone of the current media, etc., with calm analytical skill and words that are easy to understand, Ms. Miura, who through criticism is still highly expected to be further active in the future as the first female winner as the aforementioned new style award" ahh... truly a Japanese person.


ぴょん「既存メディアの論調などに決して流されることなく、持ち前の冷静な分析力とわかりやすい語り口で、評論活動を通じておられる三浦さんには、正論新風賞として初の女性受賞者としても今後、さらなるご活躍を大いに期待しております。」あっ....  耳垢がしっとりしてる人。

Pyon "without being swept away by the tone of existing media and with a cool, calming, easy to understand speech, Mr. Miura who has been through a lot of criticism says that we are looking forward to the further success of the first female winner of the new newspaper award" Ah... a person with damp earwax.


「ドイツでは、１日10時間超えて働くことは法律で禁止されている。６カ月間の平均では１日８時間を超えてはならない」「大半の労働者が年間30日の有給休暇を100％消化」「１年の４割、約150日は休んでいる」「ドイツの経済は好調で、労働者１人当たりの労働生産性は日本を５割近く上回っている」  ？？？「よそはよそ！うちはうち！」

"In Germany it is against the law to work in excess of 10 hours in one day. For a six month average one cannot exceed 8 hours per day." "Most workers use 100% of their 30 paid vacation days per year." "In one year 40% or approximately 150 days are not work days." "The German economy is excellent, and productivity per worker exceeds that of Japan by almost 50%." ??? "There is there! Here is here!"


日テレ、世論調査で共産党の支持率が3位という結果がでてしまって無かったことに  回答率34％もたいがいな精度ｗだとは思うが、こういう恣意的な隠蔽見ると   やっぱ日本のメディアがやる世論調査は色んな『忖度（有罪）』で成り立ってるのだなぁと

Nippon TV, opinion poll finding that the Communist Party ranks 3rd in approval ratings hasn't come out  I thought a 34% response rate is suitably accurate lol, but looking at this kind of arbitrary concealment  After all, the opinion polls condicted by the Japanese media are based in various "conjectures (guilt)"