マクドナルド、王者ダブチへの挑戦者「ダブダブチ」4枚ビーフでボリューム満点 ハンバーガー4個買ったほうが安い  嫌儲で有った「水はゼロ円で貰える」の画像思い出した。

McDonald's, Royal Double Cheeseburger new challenger "Double Double Cheeseburger". Four beef patties make for a maximum amount of food. Buying four hamburgers would be cheaper. It reminds me of the shady money making video about "getting water for free".


現代でもT4作戦やってる国とかたまげるわ

I'm baffled that even in modern times there are countries that use T4 tactics.


現代人の「復讐」は安易すぎる…あの国民的逸話が教えてくれること（諸田 玲子）  匿名のネットリンチのことけ      あんなん復讐ですらないやん

For modern humans, revenge is too easy... Teaching this folk tale (Reiko Monda).  Anonymous net links are not revenge.


「もし、サザエとマスオが現代の高校生だったら」 カップヌードルの新CM第3段は“マスオの公開告白  マスオ早大卒サザエ短大でウーマンリブに浮かれてた設定だっけ

"If Sazae and Masao were highschoolers today". The new three part Cup Noodles commercials feature a festive setting with "Masao making a public confession of love, Masao graduating early, and Sazae studying women's lib at a junior college"


現在こんなかんじ  今日の個人的力作はジャンプマンロゴかな

Recently this feeling, Todays personal masterpiece is the Jumpman logo.


現在進行形で黒田気が気じゃないだろうな

With the way things are going now it doesn't seem like it will be Kuroda.


現地に行きもせず、地元の人に話を聞きもせずネットだけで情報を集めてる人がまたdv入れてるけど、意見を書こうや

Not visiting the actual site, not speaking with locals, only gathering information online, and there's still the issue with the domestic violence, but I'll go ahead and write my opinion.


アニメ『ポプテピピック』イベント、現場に人殺到で中止 公式が謝罪「危険な状況と判断」  K社も破壊してます

Anime "popte pipic" event, rush to the scene and abortion .  Official apology "dangerous situation judged" K company is also destroying


アニメ『ポプテピピック』イベント、現場に人殺到で中止 公式が謝罪「危険な状況と判断」  何やってもクソ

Anime "Pop Team Epic" event, stopped due to flood of people coming. Public apology. "We determined it was a dangerous situation." No matter what it's trash.


3 people were arrested at the crime scene.


A Japanese sword was found on the scene.


現場見ないと分からんわもう

\\nYou won’t understand unless you see the location.


そりゃ現実にはドンブリ勘定じゃなくてチマチマやってるからさ

That's because for the real thing you can't just use rough estimates and keep inching along.


現役女子校生ってどういう意味なんだ

What does meaning girls 'school students mean?


現役女子校生ってどういう意味なんだ

What is the meaning of active female students?


現役レースクイーン 「女性差別じゃなくて職業差別」  車でレースすること以外になにかあるの？  女の尻見に来てるやつ逆に邪魔だろ

Today's race queens say, "It's not discrimination against women, it's work discrimination." What work is there outside of racing your car? The guys going just to look at their behind are probably the problem.


あんだけボラあって現物でも危険なのにFXって

With such high volatility even actual items are dangerous, but foreign exchange?


現状、VRを一番うまく使っているのがエロ業界という事実  は？盗っ人猛々しいわ。AV業界は発案者にマージン払ってるのかよ

What do you think about the adult entertainment industry currently making the best use of VR? Only they could be so bold. Is the AV world the only ones with those kinds of margins?


Incumbent Inamine Susumu loses election.


理三文一の足切り最低点低いな。

The Science 3 and Liberal Arts 1 minimum elimination scores sure are low.


なお理事長はチャンネル桜発起人の梅沢重雄さん


理由として「文書の本文は、ほとんど変わっていない」と

The reason I say this, is because the main text of the document has not changed much, so alterations are reasonable.


理科の授業の実験中、使う必要のないマッチに火を付けた男子生徒に「おまえみたいなゴミがいると死人が出るんだよ、おまえが死ね」と言い、ノートで生徒の左頬をたたいた教師、怒られる

During experiment in science class, male student lights a match that is not needed for the experiment, teacher says, "Because of garbage like you people die, you should die", slaps student's left cheek with notebook, gets reprimanded.


理解不足による指導が苦しみに

Guidance is tough because of our lack  of understanding.


理財局国有財産業務課職員で森友案件との関係は不明

The relation between this staff member that belonged to the Finance Division's General Affair Department of National Property and the Moritomo case are unknown.


琴葉復帰嬉しくて新作を完全にスルーしたよ

I'm glad I returned to Kotoba and threw the new piece completely.


琵琶湖の資源回復「魚の目線で」 大津でセミナー  魚の目線 上り 各駅

Restoring the natural resources of Lake Biwa. "Viewpoint of the fish." Seminar in Otsu. Viewpoint of the fish. Inbound. Stopping at every station.


ちょっと瓦先輩俺と変わって


Smashing a stack of roof piles with her boobs.


「瓦礫の下から迫撃砲」デマ、実際は「迫撃砲弾」が存在していた  一般人にまでマジキチ殺人訓練させてた連中やしな

"Mortar from under the rubble" hoax, actually "mortar cannonball" did exist.


甘利ちゃんみたいなことするのな

He's doing something like Amari would do.


甘利事件のリベンジ狙う 地検「アベ友」捜査拡大の可能性  あー知ってる  それ天皇

Aiming for revenge for the Amari Incident. District Public Prosecutor. "Abe's friend". Chance of expanded investigation. Ah, I know. That's the Emperor of Japan.


もういいかげん甘利も捕まえてよ


Research on “Amae.” Tension in the neck and shoulders leads to aches and head pain.


おばあちゃんライオンに「たてがみ」が生えてきた

A senior female lion has started getting "maned."


さみしー…  生娘は自分のこと生娘って言わなそう

Samishi... Virgin girls seem like they don't want the fact that they are a virgin to be mentioned


生徒と交際で免職は「違法」、さいたま地裁「２人は将来を見据えて真剣に交際していた」「キスや抱擁以上の性的行為に及んでおらず、わいせつ性の程度は低い」

Saitama Court finds that forcing dismissal of a teacher for having relations with a student is illegal, claims that "The two were in a serious relationship with an eye to the future," "They did not engage in acts beyond kissing and hugging; the level of obscenity here is low."


生放送にて委員長、(おそらくガチJKの)ピュアな女の子の前で飛田新地に行きたいと、飛田新地について語る  乳首つよく！

Head of a committee, on live broadcasting, talks about Tobita Shinchi in front of an innocent girl (perhaps Gachi JK), that he wants to go to Tobita Shinchi Nipples strong!


どこに生えてるのか教えてけれ


おばあちゃんライオンに「たてがみ」が生えてきた  やる気！元気！

The old woman lion hair style has sprung up. Eagerness! Energy!


生活保護世帯の大学進学、一時金支給へ

University education for families on welfare, lump sum payment.


生活保護世帯が過去最多＝６カ月連続増－厚労省

Number of Households Receiving Welfare At Greatest Ever; Number Increases for 6th Month in a Row.


生活保護世帯が過去最多＝６カ月連続増－厚労省  こうけいきなのにふしぎだなー

The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare reported an all time high number of life preservation households. They have been increasing for 6 months. That is strange because the economy is doing well.


Social Welfare  "We can't keep going if it gets any lower!"


生活保護費、最大1割引き下げ検討

Cutting the cost of welfare by 10% at most is being considered.


生活保護費、最大1割引き下げ検討

Welfare, consideration of up to 10% decrease.


生活保護の銭削ってまで買うべきもんか？

Is this really something that should be purchased at the cost of reducing welfare?


「生活保護ホットライン」で電話を受けてみた ～ 生活保護の当事者とは、どういう人々なのか？  記事読んでないのバレちった

I received a phone call at "Welfare Hot Line" What kind of people are living on welfare? It came out that I haven't read the articles.


生理中と火曜日の女子は川を渡るべからず

Girls on their period or on a Tuesday must not cross the river.


「生理のときも怖くてトイレに行けない」と女性たちが訴える、難民キャンプで起きていること

Women at refugee camps often report,"even when menstruating, it's so scary I can't go to the bathroom."


「生きてもいいですか？」生活保護引き下げ反対デモの参加者に聞いた本音  就労可能かどうかと実際働いてるかどうかは別だろ   仮に実際働いてても給料が安過ぎれば当然保護対象

"Is it okay if we live?" The true intentions of those protesting a reduction in welfare. Being able to work or not and actually working or not are two separate issues. Even if somebody is actually working, if the pay is too low then of course they'll be a candidate for welfare.


カキの生産量日本一を誇る広島県 牡蠣の字だけを練習する漢字ドリル「牡蠣とり帳」を小学校に配布へ  バカニュー向け

Hiroshima prefecture produces the most oysters. A textbook to practice just the kanji for oyster "oyster practicing book" has been sent to the elementary schools in the area.


ヤフコメとかだと、生コンの話しかしてないな。工作員が忙しい。


産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」


産経新聞、橋下徹、長谷川豊……朝日「森友文書スクープ」に手の平返しの人々  それじゃツマランｗ

Sankei Shimbun, Toru Hashimoto, Yutaka Hasegawa... Asahi "Mori Document Swoop" people in the palm of the hand... Just pointless lol


産経新聞が「米兵が日本人救助」を報じないと沖縄2紙を猛攻撃するもデマと発覚し自爆

The threat of attacking two Okinawa newspapers ferociously if Sankei newspaper did not report about “American military financially helping Japanese people” was found to be fake.\\nI laughed about it.


An accident on a motorway in December last year.


産経と足立のボケが辻元の口利き疑惑とかって言ってる件っぽいね

It seems like a case where the stupidity of Sankei and Adachi brought into question Tsujimono's clever words.


産総研、ネット遮断１か月続く「恥ずかしい」 : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  経費とかの計算端末ってだいたいネットから離した端末使って処理してるもんじゃないんだ  スマホで経費申請できるシステムみたいなのでも開発してたんだろうか

National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, online quarantine continues for one month "Shameful": Society: YOMIURI ONLINE. Calculations for expenses and such are not generally done with machines that are separated from the internet. Even expense report systems that can be done from a smartphone are probably being developed.


産総研、ネット遮断１か月続く「恥ずかしい」  あの電総研の後継にあたる研究所って考えると、ねぇ…

Sansouken, Internet down for one month. "It's embarrassing". Considering the research institute which is the successor of that Densouken research institute ...


それ用に特化したチップが出ればゲーム用はどんと値崩れするのでは

If there was a specific chip for that then would not the prices for those made specifically for gaming drop drastically?


“ゲームを用いて社会貢献した研究”に贈られるFOST賞が発表

Announcement by FOST Awards, which are given for "research using games to contribute to society".


田中みな実“心の闇”明かす 年２回の盗聴器検査 スマホＡＩと会話  まだアル中モデル出した放送事故寸前だった回よりは   まだまともだった

Tanaka Minami shares the "darkness in her heart". Twice a year listening device scan, conversations with smartphone AI. Things were better just before the incident with appearing as a model on a broadcast while under the influence of alcohol.


田崎史郎が御用批判に対して「いずれ書く」と失笑の言い訳

Tazaki Shiro responds to criticism with the excuse, "Regardless, I'll write" and laughing inappropriately.


田崎史郎とケント・ギルバートに自民党からカネが支払われていた！

Money from the LDP was paid to Shiro Tazaki and Kent Gilbert!


田崎史郎とケント・ギルバートに自民党からカネが支払われていた！ 政治資金収支報告書で発覚  旅費だけで講演料入ってないのはおかしくね？田崎本人に講演料をどう貰ったのか聞きたいわ

Shirō Tazaki and Kent Gilbert paid money to the Democratic Party! This came to late through a political fund income and expenditure report. Ain't it weird that the only thing not on his lecture's fee was travel expenses? I'd like to hear from Tazaki himself how he got his lecture's fee.


田舎の婆ちゃんが漬けてる塩っぱいやつが北のキムチ的な感じか

Maybe the super salty pickled plums my granny in the countryside makes are like the kimchi in North Korea.


田舎のおっさんに泣いてキレた話  都会やな  俺がガキの頃は盆正月葬式などそれなりの出来事があれば近所の人も顔出してきたもんだが  今は空き家もあるほどすっかり過疎だ

The day after the next day of crying to the old bumpkin man is also an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊 This finished story Is of the city. The day after the next day of me being a kid is also an important day, but I'm tired so I'm going home. Mimi, you have first hand experience on this right? 😊 was the time of the Bon New Year Funeral and if there were such events the neighbor might have also shown their face. But now it's just a vacant house that is alienated.


しょうがいこうせいねんきんがでた  申請大変だった？申立書書くのとか  俺は子供の頃と成人してからで診断名変わってて転院もした  年金申請するとしたら面倒だから社労士使おうかな

I got disability employees pension Was it hard to apply? Like writing application In my case my diagnosis name was different and I switched hospitals I may use Certified social insurance labor consultant If I apply for the pension since it's a lot of trouble


ネ申降臨  これは昔なら宗教始まりますわ

The arrival of god  If it were still the olden days, this would start a religion


こればかりは男にはわからんですわ…


男「……」（今ココで俺がりんごを叩き落したらどうなるんやろ）

Boy "......" (What if she drops the apples now) Why did this Malfoy's ear get pinned down at the end?


男の作った女らしさという抑圧からの解放への一歩

Women can  wear slacks as part of their uniform.


ＡＶ男優たちの“初汁（はじしる）”終了に女性ファンたちが悶絶！「私たち、汁ロスなんです…」  これは実話

Men in adult videos had their “first soup” and the women “moaned in agony at the end!” “We lost our soup.” This is a true story.


ＡＶ男優への恐喝未遂容疑、関東連合の元幹部ら逮捕  AV女優が好きだったんじゃね(適当)

Suspicion of extortion against a male adult video star, arrest made at former headquarters of Kantou Rengou crime group. Did he like a female adult video star? (Suitable reason)


男児が帰宅途中、男に「ピザポテトがいいか？じゃがりこにするか？」と声をかけられた、という事案

A boy on his way home, he was asked by man "Do you want Pizza potato?


男の娘（40歳）  バジイや

A man wearing woman's clothing (40 year old) Bajiiya


“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  仮面ライダー社畜BLACKとかゆ゛る゛さ゛ん゛！゛

"Scholar/doctor" is the number 1 for "boys' future dreams" for the first time in 15 years. NHK News. If it's something like Kamen Rider or company farmer BLACK I. Will. Not. Accept.!


“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  俺ボーパルバニーになるわ

NHK News: Boys' future dreams: in number one is "scholar/doctor/Phd," for the first time in 15 years. I'd rather stick to growing up to be a Vorpal Bunny, myself...


“男の子の将来の夢” 1位は15年ぶりに「学者・博士」 | NHKニュース  御用学者かな

"Scholar / doctor" is first place in "Boys' dream job" for the first time in 15 years | NHK news scholars


男子は幼い。中1男子の精神年齢は女子の小5レベルらしい。  どおりで女はババアクサイのか

Men are immature. It seems that girls are 5 levels above the mental age of boys.  Does that mean that girls smell like old ladies?


男の子は日常生活中でもエロイこと考えてすぐおちんちんが、勃起するけど

Even during everyday life, if a boy thinks erotic thoughts his penis will quickly become erect.


男子校や共学じゃないのだろう

It is not boys' school or collaboration's.


男子生徒と性交渉を行ったとして公立中の女性教諭（２３）を懲戒免職処分

Female teacher (23) at public middle school fired for having sexual relations with a male student.


男子生徒にキスやＬＩＮＥで「抱きしめて」 ４０代女性教諭を懲戒免職  なぜ女性教諭の行為がタイトルに選ばれた？   ２：１で男性教諭の方が懲戒処分が多いのに

Kissing male students and sending "hug me" on LINE disciplinary offense charged to a female teacher in their 40s. Why was the action of a female teacher chosen as a title? Men teachers are more disciplined by 2: 1 ratio


男性の乳首に関して腐女子同士が戦争!?

Women who like manga with male homosexuality fighting about male nipples!?


さいきん男性誌読むのにはまってる。WIREDとか

I like recently am hooked reading men's magazine.


ベトナム男性「説明なかった」

Those who try to overwrite history have no issue doing things like this, so it's not just their conscience but also their intellect that's in question.


男のにやけを抑えられない感じ好き

I like the stuff where the male homosexual partner can't be restrained.


ダメな男はジャケットの着こなしを知らない  こういうの間に受けるやつ が一番、ダメ

hopeless men will not know how to wear a jacket well.  Those who take these kinds of phrases seriously are the most hopeless.


男のキャスターら賃金の男女格差解消を求める同じ立場の女性らの訴えに賛同し、女性差別によって不当に得た賃金を自主的に返還

We agree with ending gender disparity in wages.


町会に任せつつも有料って酷いな

Leaving it to the city is one thing, but making it a paid service is brutal.


町にいる外人の募金詐欺を二人無視したけどもしかしたら道を聞きたい人がいたかもしれない  それそれ

Two people ignored a fundraising scam on foreigners in the town, but maybe there are those who want to know how it is done.


町議が中学生をひき逃げか

A town councilor running over a middle school student in a hit and run accident?


町議がヘイトスピーチ、福島瑞穂に対し在日コリアンと決め付けSNSに「股裂き刑したい」  維新の人や百田と同じ病気だね  構ってもらいたくてネトウヨビジネスに足を突っ込むと抜け出せなくなる   追記:思い出した 足立だ

The town council at Mizuno, Fukushima  has determined that picking on Korean residents and saying 'I want to tear you apart' on social media, is hate speech. It's Restoration people and those with the same illness as Momota, eh?  \\nI should be concerned about this.  If I give the netouyo business the boot, I may not be able to get out.  PS: I remembered.  Its Adachi.


【画像】ホリエモンがZOZOスーツを着ると水に濡れた犬のようになることが判明  出所後ジムいってたんじゃねーのかよ   なんだこのみっともない体は…

[Image] It turns out that Horiemon wearing a ZOZO suit looks like a wet dog  You didn't go to the gym afterwards  What is this shameful body...


(画像あり)「中国のガッキー」インスタで話題沸騰

(Picture included) “China’s Gakkii” is an instant hot topic.


ジャニーズがやっとネットでの画像使用を解禁したらしいっすね

It looks like Johnny's finally lifted its ban on photos on the Internet.


【画像】学歴による社会の分断

[Image] Social selection by educational background.


画像貼ったらまたいろんなとこで晒し者にされるからはらないです、、

When I paste an image, I don't want so many things to be exposed.


アイコン&ヘッダ画像で風評被害キャラを増産していくスタイル

We're going with a style of producing harmful rumors with headers and icons.


バルテュスって、そういう画家だからなー


画面割れてんのバレないのにねぇ

When I took a screenshot and forwarded the image, I wasn't exposed for having a cracked screen.


アメリカのケモナー界でネトウヨ勢力が拡大しているらしい  ケモナーで右翼とかきしょい・・・痛きしょい・・・（辛辣）

It seems like right wing influence is spreading among fans of Kemono Friends in the US. It's sickening that right wingers and such are mixing with Kemono Friends... Painful and sickening... (bitter)


アメリカのケモナー界でネトウヨ勢力が拡大しているらしい  マジかよあにゃまる探偵キルミンずぅ最低だな

It seems that the influence of right wingers is icreasing in the world of American furries  Seriously, Anyamaru Tantei Kiruminzuu is the absolute worst


ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  だ大丈夫か

New face among online right wingers gains traction. Desired party head Hashimoto Kotoe "In the end, when it comes to where in the brain 'love' comes from, I think it's the frontal lobe. In other words, if you don't love your country then you have no sense of reason, and you also have no ability to think about the future so you won't be able to do well at stocks or foreign exchange, and because you lack spatial awareness you will also be weak at sports and fighting, and you'll be lacking the things that make you popular with girls. That is what it means to 'not love your country'." Is, is she okay?


ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  おう、島崎ひとみと違うから注意な   愛なんて前頭葉とか忠義心とか小難しいこと言わないでこんな語り口でいいんだよ

The 'neto Uyo' right wing bloggers are talking about a rising star, Kota Hashimoto, party secretary hopeful.  "In the end, the place in the brain where love comes from is the frontal lobe.  So if you have no love of your country, then then you have no rationality.  You have no ability to predict the future, so can't win on the stock market or FX. No spacial awareness, so you are weak at sports.  There is nothing about you that women would like.  That's what it means if you say you don't love your country. "  This is different from Hitomi Shimazaki, so be careful.  So is love located in the frontal lobe or the heart?  Its difficult to say.  But its a good story.


ネトウヨ界に新星が現れたと話題 希望の党幹事 橋本琴絵さん「結局、『愛』って脳のどこからくるのかといえば前頭葉だと思う。つまり、愛国心がないとは理性もないし、未来予測能力もないから株もFXも勝てないし、空間認識能力もないからスポーツも争いも弱くて、女の子から好かれる要素皆無になると思う。これが『愛国心がない』って状態」  電極つけた愛国ヘッドギア売ってくるぞ

Participant Secretary Hashimoto Kotoe, a topic hopeful that a nova appears in the Nettouyo world "In the end, I think that" love "comes from the brain as a frontal lobe, that is, there is no reason to say that there is no patriotism, Since there is no stock or FX, neither sports nor competition is so good, so I think that it will be completely absent from the girls' favorite elements.This is "state of no patriotism" "Patriotic headgear with attached electrode"  I will sell Head gear.


My reaction "Why is there something dirty written here..." (Kuri can also mean clitoris) Do they think it's cute to abbreviate it?


番付に乗る程度には意識低い


番付表に載れそうな逸材やな

This talent seems like it could crack the top rankings.


そうそう番宣多いよねＢＳ１１だと


テレビ番組で放送された外国人労務問題でジャパンイマジネーションがコメント発表  マジかよ郷ひろみ最低だな

Japan Imagination commented on the foreign labor problem that was broadcasted on a television program. Really? Hiromi Gou is the worst.


異世界転生物アニメブームはもう過ぎたのか？

Has the anime boom where people are reincarnated in parallel universe being overdone?


異様に長いURLから余分なゴミを自動で削除してシェアできる機能がGoogle Chromeに搭載される  アマゾンは製品名のところも削れるんだが   /dp/ とASINだけで通る    まあいつ変わるか分からんからサポートしないのだろうが

A function that can automatically delete unwanted garbage from unusually long URLs and share them, is now installed on Google Chrome.  Amazon has cut off the product name, but is only showing the /dp/ and ASIN.  I don't know when it will change so I won't report it.


なんという異色なサブレだ


【テザー疑惑】新規USDT発行直後にビットコイン価格上昇の傾向 匿名レポートが市場操作の可能性指摘  テザーの存在意義がわからんかったが   やっぱscamか

[Tether doubts] Bitcoin price rises immediately after issuance of new USDT  Anonymous report indicates possibility of market manipulation  I didn't understand the reason for tether's existence in the first place  Is it a scam after all?


ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない

Bicycle fatigue can not eased on my fat thigh.


ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない

The gradual fatigue that has accumulated in the thighs won't recede.


ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない  卑猥よ！

I can’t relax my sweaty worn out thighs.\\nIt is obscene!


ふともものじんわりとした疲労が抜けない  銭湯入って疲労回復しよ

Tender tiredness on my thighs doesn't go away Let's recharge by going to public bath


おもろいけど疲れるし痛い

It's interesting, but tiring and painful as well.


【ガチ】うつ病の人は「鬱語」を話していることが言語分析で判明！ 「絶対に～」「必ず～」を連発する人は危険!?  でも結局は～   どうせ最後には～   ほらやっぱりこうなんだ～

Relatable: speech analysis can detect people with depression saying "depressive" words. Are people who constantly utter "totally" and "always" marked for depression? "But ultimately..." "After all..." "It always turns out like this..."


うつ病を磁気刺激で治す 「rTMS療法」薬事承認 認副作用少なく、3割強に効果  三割が再発ねぇ

Depression can be cured with magnetic stimulus. Recognized by Pharmaceutical affairs with few noticeable side affects, 30% feel strong effects. I bet 30% won't feel it again.


病院でもらった皮膚用の薬がめちゃめちゃ効く

The topical medicine I got at the hospital is super effective.


“痩せられない職場”で10kg増の20代男性の苦悩――職場の環境が健康を左右する

Struggle of a man in his 20's who gained 10kg at a "workplace where you can't lose weight" The work environment determines your health.


痩身願望の痩せてる子は少しだけ脂肪がつくような生き方をしたほうがいいし、痩身願望のデブはそんなんどうでもいいから運動して食事内容ちょっとだけ見直せばええねん

People who want to be slim and already are should live so that they gain just a little fat at a time, and people who want to be slim but are fat should just do exercise of any kind and watch what they eat a bit.


どさくさ痴漢は何人かしてるだろ

A lot of people probably fondled her during the confusion.


痴漢するときって勃起してないって話もあるし、どうなのかな、と。

Some say that when they grab a woman they are not erect, but I wonder.


マミさんと痴漢プレイ  右下の煽りがこってりしてると思った(こなみ

Molestation play with Mami. I thought the lower right angle was strong. (Konami)


痴漢がしやすい≠捕まりにくい


痴漢さん、ネット掲示板で仲間を集めて４人で一人の女性を痴漢するというエロ漫画みたいなことをしてしまう  漢を冠したジョブをこなすからには   裸一貫で事に当たり潔く散れ

A molester uses an online message board to recruit allies, and four of them together assault a woman in something you'd expect from an erotic manga. After the job is complete they disperse.


痴漢やレイプが擁護される一方これが叩かれるJの掟

Rape and molestation are protected by law, but what about the J law for this?


「痴漢っていうのはね、被害者の証言だけで有罪になるんだよ」痴漢冤罪を描くスペシャルドラマ「白日の鴉」がテレビ朝日で1/11(木)夜8時放送！  人権無い国だからね

"You know, molesters can be convicted with a single testimony from the victim." Hakujitsu no Tsuru, a special drama about a person falsely accused of molestation, airs at 8PM on 1/11 on TV Asahi! Let's face it, we have no human rights in this country, that's why molesters run rampant.


痴漢で逮捕されたゆうちゃんの親族「殺されてもかまわない」  日本三大祐輔の一人

The family of Yuu, whom was arrested for lewd behavior, stated,” I don’t mind if he gets killed.”  Yuutsuke is one of the “big three” in Japan.


発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か

I wonder if the source of this is the Minister's secretary  Imai Takaya?


発売23年目にして“多くのイベントをスルー”して進める大バグが見つかる

After 23 years on sale,  and numerous events, a huge bug was found.


発売23年目にして“多くのイベントをスルー”して進める大バグが見つかる

Having been available for sale for 23 years, this runner has attended many events and discovered a huge bug.


これ発売日に買ったけど酷かったなぁ

I bought this on release day, but it was pretty awful.


つまようじボーガン発射、顔に突き刺した疑い ２人逮捕  爪楊枝って生身で攻撃力高いのに 発射だなんて

Two people arrested on suspicion of firing a toothpick crossbow, piercing victim's face. To think that toothpicks would have such a high offensive ability, and actually firing them.


発明等で環境改善に協力した人も殺す。

It would even kill the people that cooperate in bettering the environment.


発行し終わったら価値自体が跳ね上がって小数点がどんどん小さくなっていくのかな……？

When the issue is finished, the actual price jumps, and maybe the decimal point gets smaller and smaller....


発表から14年の時を経てリメイクされる「ゆめにっき」──その不安と謎に溢れた魅惑的な世界  ゆめ2っきはそんな面子でちまちまやって  今じゃとんでもなく大きな世界になったね

Yume Nikki, now remade 14 years after its original release. The appeal of its worldview, so uncertain and full of mystery. Yume Nikki is actually quite compact. Now it's grown into a massive scope.


発達障害の子「死ねば分かった？」

'A child with a developmental abnormality'\\nDo you know if he is dead?'


ワカメは発達障害、リスカを繰り返す

Wakame is mad and repeatedly cuts his wrists.


発達障害を食事やミネラルで改善しましょうというお話には気をつけて（成田崇信）  もっと大手を想像していたのだけど出汁売りとは   牛乳危険の連中なんかも芋蔓式で出てくるんだね  参考になったよ、ありがとう

I was thinking about improving the developmental disorder with meals and minerals (Takunobu Narita) I imagined a bigger one, but those with false and fraud comes out naturally and automatically, thanks for the reference.


発電用なら条件の良い回転数と負荷で運転できる

With an electric system, one can drive with convenient Rotational speed\\nand load.


「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  VTuberチップスも出して♥

"YouTuber chips" appear  Including cards of popular YouTubers  VTuber chips are also coming out ♥


「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  ユーチューバー罪でたいほ

Introduction of "YouTuber chips"  Including cards of popular YouTubers


「ユーチューバーチップス」登場 人気YouTuberのカード付き  ・・・誰得よ？   ああ、開封系動画好きな人の需要か！

The arrival of "YouTuber Chips". With cards of popular YouTubers... Who is this for? Ah, requested by people who like blind buys and videos!


登美丘高ダンス部キャプテン大ブレーク！伊原六花が女優デビューへ

Hirokane Tomi dance club captain, big break!


白人「俺はホワイトだよ」黒人「俺はブラックだよ」  アジアは白も黒も黄色もいる

White person "I am white". Black person "I am black". In Asia there is white, black, and yellow.


「なんだこれ白人のおっさんすげえ！」→「いやどうやって撮ったかを考えると黒人のおっさんすげえ！」→「両方すげえ！」ってなる動画  →日本すごい！→俺すごい！

"Wow, this white dude is amazing!" → "Nah, if you think about how it was filmed the black dude is amazing!" → "They are both amazing!" That sort of video → Japan is amazing! → I am amazing!


白票水増し、再発防止へ第三者委

The white paper from the Third Party Committee to prevent recurrence has been watered down.


白鵬のかち上げしかり、ルール上ではセーフでも悪く見えるようにしたら負け

You lose if you make it look bad even if the rule says it's legal, just like Hakuho's forearm strike.


白鵬、優勝  白鵬が貴ノ岩を豪快に吊り落し、土俵に這う貴ノ岩の顔面を踏みつける。    騒然とする場内。    突然溜りの審判席に座る貴乃花が立ち上がり土俵上へ・・・    無言のままおもむろに帯をほどき紋付袴を脱ぐ貴乃花。    着物の下からはあの漆黒の廻しを締めた筋骨隆々の肉体が現れる。    止めようとする旭鷲山の前褌を掴み豪快に土俵下に投げつける貴乃花。     そのまま仕切り線で四股を踏み右手を着いて白鵬に対峙する貴乃花。    「さぁ来い！朝青龍！」    場内総立ち。白鵬コール、貴乃花コールで国技館が揺れる。    ＮＨＫはニュース延期でこの世紀の一番の放送を決定。

Haku Ho is victorious after body slamming Noiwa and trampling on his face as he crawled in the arena. Sitting in the abrupt gathering trial seat referees rise to the ring... Nohana unwinds the band as if to speak without saying a word and takes off the crested hakama. From the bottom of the kimono you will see the flesh of the ridiculous muscles tightened against the jet black loincloth. Nohana grabs the front of Kyokushusan and splendidly throws him to the ground of the arena. Nohana stomped on the line as is and confronted haku ho's stomping on his right hand. "Oi, Come on blue dragon!" standing on the arena in unison. Haku ho and Nohana call and shake the Tokyo sumo Hall.  NHK decides this as the best broadcast of this century by postponing the news


白鵬問題ありそうな技技使うなよ(ルール上は問題なし)→

If things continue like this with one absentee after another then sumo will crumble both as a national sport and as a tradition.


白鵬さんが「モンゴリアンチーム」と書かれたジャージで登場に日本のみなさんがお怒りらしい

Hakuho appears wearing "Mongolian Team" jersey, Japanese people outraged.


白鵬さんが「モンゴリアンチーム」と書かれたジャージで登場に日本のみなさんがお怒りらしい  出ました！日本相撲協会気取り！

I heard that Mr. Hakuho angered everyone in Japan by coming on stage with a jersey that said "Team Mongolia." There it is! The pretension of the Japan Sumo Association.


白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)

Hakuho, Kisenosata absent from sumo tournament.


白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)  じゃあ、だから八百長OKでとかいう事にするのならソレはオカシイよね

Hakuho and Kisenosato withdraws from competition. If the dispute goes on, more sumo wrestlers will withdraw and the national sport and tradition will crumble. Are you okay with that? (Jun Yamada). But if they start match fixing then that's messed up too.


白鵬、稀勢の里休場。このままガチンコが続けば休場者続出で国技も伝統も崩壊。それでいいのか？(山田順)  そら曙も負けますわ

Hakuho, Kisenosata absent from tournament. If sumo continues like this with one absent wrestler after another then it will be finished as both a national sport and a tradition. Is that okay? (Yamada Jun) Look, Akebono lost as well.


Announcing that 2 generations are both 100 years old is rather charming.


皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります

I have an important request concerning Zaha Torte.


皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります  あーザッハトルテね、はいはいザッハトルテザッハトルテ

I have an important request for everyone regarding Sachertorte  Ah, Sachertorte, yes, yes, Sachertorte, Sachertorte


皆さんにザッハトルテに関する大切なお願いがあります

There is an important request for everyone regarding sachertorte.


皇居ランは健康に逆効果？説を検討（福田芽森）

The imperial palace run is actually bad for your health?


皿に出してつけて喰ってたら殺されんの

If you put it on your plate and eat it after putting it on will you get killed.


ブロッコリー３０キロ盗んだ疑い男逮捕

A guy that was suspected of stealing 30kg.


盗んだ装甲車(APC)でコンビニに突っ込みワインを盗んだノーモラルなロシア男を逮捕  まるでネタにしてくれと言わんばかりの事件   ~~フレアーがわぁいじゃないのが少々残念~~

With the stolen armored car (APC)  they crashed into the convenience store and stole wine. The Russian thief with no morals was arrested, he was asking for it.


【目標】今日中に簡単なゲーム作って遊べるようにする

[Objective] Today I will build a simple game and make it playable.


目がくりくりして猿っぽいよねこの子

“I did all that I could do.” Her eyes\\nlook very monkey like.


目瞑ると怖いの見える……

When I close my eyes I see something scary.


おっぱいに目が行っちゃうよね  ソ、ソンナコトナイヨー

Eyes tend to go towards boobs, nothing like that


目を隠すだけでドエッチになるのは何故なの？

Why does it become erotic just by hiding the eyes?


目を隠すだけでドエッチになるのは何故なの？  ド＝とても

Why is it that just closing your eyes makes things super erotic?


目を離したらホースがずれた

When not being watched a hose came loose.


めっちゃ目がかゆいし鼻がつまる

My eyes become itchy and my nose gets stuffy.


スクープ直後に内調トップと 安倍首相が朝日“ネタ元”潰し  これ財務省の単独犯じゃなくて、文科省の前川さん＠中曽根の親戚みたいに、   バックに自民党内の暗闘があるんでしょ？   野党だけじゃこんなリーク出ないやろ

Just after the scoop, top cabinet members and Prime Minister Abe squash Asahi's "story". This is not a rogue act by the Ministry of Finance, and Maekawa of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology seems to be a relative of Nakasone, so there has to be a secret feud behind the scenes in the Liberal Democratic Party, right?


スタート直後に転倒した北朝鮮の選手が渡邊選手のブレードに手をかける

The participant from North Korea who tripped shortly after starting puts his hand on Watanabe's blade.


これ直立不動でもたぶん小物に見えるもん

Perhaps he is too insignificant even to stand to attention and not move.


相手も察しているだろう察していてくれ

I'm sure the other party realizes, but let them.


相手が真意を汲んでくれることが前提みたいなね

It seems like the other person sympathizing with your intentions is a prerequisite.


相手が頂上に白くま載せたあと亀来ると勝利を確信するよね

I’m convinced of my victory when a turtle comes up after the opponent has put a white bear on top.


相撲とかいう時代遅れの競技を救うにはもう女相撲を解禁するしかないだろ  はっけよーい！　しこったしこったしこった！（激うまギャグ）

In order to save sumo wrestling, we have no choice but to put an end to female sumo wrestling.  Hakkeyoi!  It got hard! It got hard! It got hard!  (Gekiuma gag)


バグが相次いだApple、OSのアップデートスケジュールを見直し。今後2年間は不具合の修正に集中  ハードもOSも自前なのにバグるの？

Buggy Apple OS to Revise in Updates.\\nApple will Concentrate on Fixing Bugs Over the Next 2 Years\\nIsn't the hardware and OS bugginess at their own expense?


アップルに相次ぐOSのバグは、その信頼と品質に「黄信号」を灯す──専門家たちが指摘する「根深い問題」｜WIRED.jp  昔から品質云々で購入してる人って居なかったよね  オサレっていうのと信心で保ってるようなものだったじゃん

Continuous bugs from Apple should trigger a 'Yellow alert' over reliability and quality. Experts have explained that this is a deep rooted problem.  | WIRED.jp. Numbers of purchasers have been falling off for a long time.  Those that remain must be because of loyalty to the brand.


相次ぐ北朝鮮漁船の漂着の背景に金正恩政権のプロパガンダも

The Kim Jong administration sets the scene for their propaganda; one North Korean boat drifting ashore after another.


県警６年半で４０人発見…擦れ違った瞬間の感覚

The prefectural police have found 40 such people in 6 and a half years.


県議１３人、海外視察報告書ほぼ同じ…変換ミスまで一致

Prefectural assembly of 13 people, overseas inspection reports almost identical...


県議１３人、海外視察報告書ほぼ同じ…変換ミスまで一致  全国でやってるとｵﾓｳ  だからって許さない

13 people of the prefectural assembly, overseas inspection reports are almost exactly the same  It's merely a coincidence due to conversion errors  They're doing it all over the country I think  So I won't forgive it


「ガンバリマス」ってジムの真似だぞ

Seems like he’s trying to be like the “ganbarimasu” guy.


これは真似してやる人多そう

I bet a lot of people will try to copy this.


ノーモラの真似でいいのに独自色だすようなものじゃない

An imitation of Nomora is OK but it's something to bring out your own colors.


ノーモラの真似でいいのに独自色だすようなものじゃない

It's fine to copy Nomoral, but it isn't just a matter of throwing out unique colors.


真冬の北極圏での正しい立ち小便の作法

The correct way to urinate outdoors during the dead of winter in the Arctic Circle.


真っすぐなのに斜めに見える“不思議な図形”の正体 「歴史から消えた錯視の発見者」とは      　　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー       　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　 ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫

The identity of "the discoverer of an optical illusion that has disappeared from history", the "mysterious graphic" that appears diagonal despite being straight       　　c猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　 猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー      　猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー猫マナー       　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　 ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫      　　　ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫ーナマ猫


「で、どっちがワルモノなんだい？」  真っ新な更地になるまでやろうぜ

「So, which is in the wrong?」Let's do it until it becomes a new vacant lot.


真理省ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!


たぶん、ぼくは真面目で心優しくて幸せ者で意識が高い

My true self is probably a compassionate, lucky person that is highly aware.


【真面目な質問】超高学歴である日本の高等学校・大学生は最も望ましいキャリアの流れがなにですか？

【Serious Question】 What is the most desirable career flow in Japan's high school / university student who is super highly educated?


グロシーンを真っ黒に塗りつぶされてわけわからなくなった漫画  金返せ感

The grotesque scenes are blacked out with inks in this manga. I can't even follow. Give me back my money.


眠い時にめっちゃ勃つの  勃起しながら謝辞共感

When I'm sleepy I get really erect, and when I have an erection I feel grateful and sympathetic.


サイバーマンデーセールを眺めても別に欲しいものないよな

I can find nothing that I want at the Cyber Monday Sale.


眼鏡取りに行きました  金子眼鏡　職人シリーズ  泰八郎謹製premierです。  正面の純銀アクセントが特徴的。

I went to get my glasses. It's from the Kaneko Optical Artisan Series, a premier made by Tai Hachirō. The silver accent on the front is one of it's characteristics.


着る毛布みたいなのが売ってることがあるけど  走る毛布ｗｗｗｗ

There were a lot of blankets you could wear that were selling, but what about blankets that run?


サトシさん、着衣手コキされる

Mr. Satoshi is getting a clothed handjob  Which way should his penis go?


イク瞬間に感電死するのか

Does it cause electric shock at the moment?


Yes it's a contradiction, yes that just won the argument!


Port didn’t know that he made his first steps to become a soccer player at the tryouts in March at Dortmund.


知人女性宅侵入し「４人から交際相手選べ」と強要 男を逮捕  大学生が酒に酔った勢いならギリ許される  30後半のおっさんは怖すぎ

A man was arrested for trespassing into a female acquaintance‘s home and saying, “choose from 4 people to go steady with.” If he was a college student drunk on sake, he could barely be forgiven. Old men in their late 30s are too scary.


パチョールを知ってるとかお前何者だよ

Just who are you knowing about things like pachors?


知っていましたか？喫煙は環境に良いのです


知恵袋のベストアンサーの基準

The standard for Chiebukuro's best answer.


知恵袋の日常  ボケるかボケられるか  西部劇の世界だな

The everyday of chiebukuro, getting senile or getting turned into senile, like a western film.


ぐへへ……知れば知るほど妄想セックスがリアルになっていく……！  ふえぇ……最近ダボられ過ぎぃ……

Guhehe..... The more I know the more realistic my daydreams about sex get......! Fuehh......I get made fun of way too much lately......


短期売買はノリと勢い（ｳｴｰｲ

Short sales periods pick up the momentum.


短くなるアイドル賞味期限

The popularity lifespan of idols is growing shorter.


短くなるアイドル賞味期限


きららファンタジア、石DUPEを運営放置

Kirara Fantasy , abandons management of stone DUPE.


石原慎太郎氏、日馬暴行の真相は白鵬が「そそのかしやらせたのではないか」：イザ！  もう完全にこう言う奴が出てくるターンだよね   外国人力士が日本人超える成績出したら難癖付けられる時代

Ichibara Shintarou, is the truth behind the Harumafuji assault that Hakuho "instigated the investigation?" : Come on! It's now time for people to come out and say this. If a foreign sumo wrestler does better than Japanese wrestlers, then in this day and age we look to find fault with them.


石破氏「トリクルダウンは止めて、個人所得減税、法人税増税の経済政策にしようぜ」

Ishiba: "Let's get rid of trickle down policy, make the new economic policy reduce personal income tax and increase corporate taxes."


ラクダ 砂漠に約400kgの体重が沈まぬ秘密  右足が沈む前に左足を上げて   左足が沈む前に右足を上げるといい  ってばっちゃが言ってた

Camels. The secret reason why their roughly 400kg body doesn't sink into the sand in the desert. Before your right foot sinks lift your left foot, and before your left foot sinks lift your right foot. I don't know if it's true but that's what I heard.


研究結果：Bitcoinを150ドルから1000ドルにつり上げたのはひとりの仕業だったらしい

Research result: It was the act of a single person that raised Bitcoin from 150 dollars to 1000 dollars.


“破格な製作費”で世界に通ずる作品を目指す

Aiming for works that reach the entire world with "extremely high production costs".


これもう破防法適用しかないだろ

This is only applicable to the defense law now.


確かにくるみが入ってるのは謎

It's really a mystery how it got walnuts in it.


確か昨日フィリピンと交流してたよな…

If I remember right, it reached to the Philippines.


確認する気にもならんけど

You should develop a theory like, 'the Confucianism in Japan is a beautiful Confucianism, but Confucianism in China and Korea is rotten trash Confucianism'  I feel like it has to be verified, though


磨き残しが歯石になって、歯槽膿漏に進行するだろ

The spots that are missed will then develop plaque, and then advance to become gingivitis, right?


マテル社がUNOの続編となるカードゲームDOSを発売へ

Mattel will release a card game DOS that is a sequel to UNO.


マテル社がUNOの続編となるカードゲームDOSを発売へ

The company called Mattel released for sale the card game called DOS (sequel to UNO).


ようやくわかった。アベノミクスとは「社会主義化」のことだった  無理くり○○主義で括れるもんでもなかろ      中～下層民の負荷耐久テストとでも言っとけ

Finally figured it out. Abenomics is about socialism. Forced by ○○ principle without any restraint. First say it's a stress test on the durability of the middle to lower classes.


ようやくわかった。アベノミクスとは「社会主義化」のことだった  この道を、前へ、力強く   一億総活躍！人づくり革命！！   このスローガンが全てを物語っている

I have finally understood. Abenomix was in fact all about "Socialization."  Advance this way, forward, vigorously so that all 100 million citizens can be exceptional! Revolution in human resources development! This slogan speaks everything.


社会人になって初めて寝坊した

I became a working adult and slept in for the first time.


なぜ社会から必要とされない若者受給者が叩かれるのか謎

It's a mystery why the young recipients who are deemed unnecessary by society are criticized.


社会慣習や礼儀礼節を糞のように扱うくせに社会から大きくはみ出して生きることができない。他人に取り入って媚びへつらうことも誰かと心底仲良くすることもできない。だからといって完全に孤独になることもできない。上手に生きようとすればするほどそのことが息苦しく感じられるのは、僕が生きることに向いていないから。  総括しとる

Anyone treating social customs and etiquette like crap, will be alienated from society and will not be able to live like that.  Flattering and deceiving others is also no way to develop deep and meaningful relationships.  This means nobody can be fully independent.  The more I try to live a good life, the more constrained I feel, because I am not facing up to this kind of life.  To summarise...


コインチェック社「持ってないコインを消費者に売る」商法と顛末【山本一朗】  やっぱ、この会社は飛ぶよ。俺の五千円も出金手続きが止まってるし。かなC

Circumstances of Coincheck's practice of "selling coins that you don't have to customers" [Ichiro Yamamoto]  In any event, this company is going to fly.  And my 5000 yen withdrawal was stopped. Sad


社畜に召集令状 自衛隊  勤労の義務やぞ

Draft paper for workaholic Japanese Self Defense army It is obligation to work


アナハイム社が破産開始決定 • r/newsokuexp  日本企業ならガンダムに媚を売り出す流れ

Anaheim Company begins bankruptcy declaration / r/newsokuexp  If it were a Japanese company they'd use Gundam to butter people up and push this aside.


アナハイム社が破産開始決定 • r/newsokuexp  アクシズはゴールドで買ってたねそういや

Anaheim decided to start bankruptcy • r/newsokuexp Axis was bought in gold


コインチェック社の苦情対応係、高待遇1600円で大量募集  1600円で高待遇ねえ…

Coincheck Ltd., complaints department. Recruiting customer care representatives en mass for 1600 yen. You can't get a customer care representative for 1600 yen...


コインチェック社の苦情対応係、高待遇1600円で大量募集  これ派遣会社が相当ハネてるぞ、CC側は3000円以上出してると思われ

Coincheck is hiring several positions for Complaint Specialist with a high wage of 1600 yen/hr. Staffing firm must be very excited about it.  CC is probably paying more than 3000 yen/ hr.


リコー社長もフリーアドレス


社長が住所不定とかどんなブラックだよ

Just how black is it that the president doesn't have a fixed address?


ローソン社長「外国人技能実習は必要。コンビニ追加を」  もう日本州とか日本省じゃなくていいや   植民地でいい　総督きてくれ

President of Lawson says "Foreign skills training is necessary. Add convenience stores" It doesn't have to be a Japanese state or a Japanese province any more It can be a colony Please come, governor‐general


ローソン社長「外国人技能実習は必要。コンビニ追加を」  これは移民vs低賃金日本人の構図    トランプがbuild the wallと叫んで、当選したわけもわかる

Lawson company chief.  'If we are to add more stores we need skills and training from overseas.'  It's about immigration vs. a low wage Japan.  I can understand why Trump wanted to build that wall.


ツイッタージャパン社長 日本のツイッターはありのままの差別を観察できるサイトにしていく方針のもよう  自民の犬と白状してるのと一緒じゃん

Twitter Japan CEO: apparent plans to make Japanese version of Twitter a site where you can see prejudice out in the open. This is tantamount to confessing to being a lapdog of the LDP!


ツイッタージャパン社長 日本のツイッターはありのままの差別を観察できるサイトにしていく方針のもよう  荒らしが飽きていなくなるまで、（荒らしに触るやつも荒らし…荒らしに触るやつも荒らし…）ってお経唱えるだけの世界だったよね

Twitter Japan's President It seems that Japan's Twitter will take a course to be a site that allows people to be able to observe discrimination Until trolls gets bored and disappear (those who touch trolls are also trolls... those who touch trolls are also trolls...) Wasn't this a world where we just recited sutras


リコー社長もフリーアドレス 社長が住所不定とかどんなブラックだよ  住むところは別にあるだろ？   これは社長室を無くすという話なのでは

The CEO of Ricoh is free address as well. What kind of black corporation has a CEO without a fixed location? Could this mean they're getting rid of his his office then


【スパコン社長逮捕】実態なきAI財団は山口敬之の実家  日本シンギュラリティ(笑)

Supercomputer company boss arrested  In reality, the AI foundation was just the home of Noriyuki Yamaguchi's parents Japanese Singularity (lol)


コインチェック社長「道玄坂で人が倒れてると思ったらホームレスおばさんだった…心配して損した」  クソが国語のテストスレか   書き込まなきゃよかった   夏場だから毛布とか段ボールを使わずに寝てたということか   身なりで判断したのかな

Head of Coinheck「I thought it was a person who passed out on Dougenzaka street and it ended up being a homeless woman...wasted my sympathy」　damn it is this the thread for Japanese test　I shouldn't have commended　That person was sleeping without blanket or carbon box because it was in the summer I guess I wonder if he judged by the look


あのウェイウェイ社長には首括ってほしいわ


ヒトの祖先はチンパンジーやゴリラには似ていない

Humans' ancestors did not resemble chimpanzees or gorillas.


ヒトの祖先はチンパンジーやゴリラには似ていない 京大の研究  ナックル歩行は前肢の話だが、  それを後肢の発育パターンから読み解こうという事か  直接的な検討ではないから、手法には議論があるだろうな

Human ancestry does not resemble chimpanzees and gorillas. Kyoto University's research suggests that upright walking can be deciphered through hindleg not foreleg development which the Knuckle Walking Hypothesis talks about. There is no direct study for this, but I think it can be debated.


Human ancestry does not resemble chimpanzees or gorillas. Research Knuckle walking at Kyoto University is a story of the forelimb, but to say that it is necessary to read it from the hindlimb development pattern. Since it is not a direct consideration, there will be discussion in the methods.


神エクセルの交尾同意書とかググると出てくる時代になるのか

Is this going to be an age where excel spreadsheets of mating agreement forms will pop up if you Google it?


神取忍、ギャビの１２キロ超過に激怒！ＲＩＺＩＮ側は試合中止を示唆  mmaこれ多いよなー   ナメてるのか調整失敗なのかホント多い

Shinobi Kintoshin is furious at the Gabby in excess of 12 kilos. RIZIN suggested stopping the match.  mma there are many of hem. Those who made light of it, or those who failed to adjust.  A great many.


神はひとり子キリストを世につかわされた 聖書    ﾈｺ   和と    解   せ   よ

God sent his only son Jesus Christ into the world. The Bible.    Cat. Understand me.


神戸ビーフたべたことない…


神戸市の樹齢150年のあすなろを使った「世界一のクリスマスツリーProject」が醜悪すぎると話題に

That the "World's Best Christmas Tree Project" using a 150 year old tree in Kobe City is too ugly is a conversation topic.


【神戸発】「共謀罪の試し斬りは左翼で」 次は一般紙、SNSに言論弾圧  これ本当なら割とヤバいやつなのでは…？    本当に詐欺かなんかだったとしても衝撃だわ

【Kobe】 "Trial slash of conspiracy crime is left wing" Next is newspaper, Social network suppression of speech. If it is true, isn't it quite dangerous ...? Even if it's really a scam, I'm still shocked


神戸製鋼事件と日本のITの業界の凋落の関係

The Kobe Steel scandal and Japan's IT industry's declining relationship.


【神浜の奇跡】マミさんとH…  充電BOTが来ない

[Miracle of Kamahama] H with Mami... My recharge bot has not arrived...


じゃあ神社の巫女さんやるね


プラチナゲームズ神谷英樹氏、「はちまはなぜかプラチナ贔屓だからよく見にいく」とコメントし、騒然とするTwitter民【ゲーム系迷惑サイト】  もう何年も業界とズブズブだからなアフィカスの奴等

Game spam sites: Hideki Kamiya of Platinum Games says he "frequently visits Hachima, since they patronize us." Twitter users outraged. What do you expect, these affiliate marketer scum have been embedded in the industry  for years now.


プラチナゲームズ神谷英樹氏、「はちまはなぜかプラチナ贔屓だからよく見にいく」とコメントし、騒然とするTwitter民【ゲーム系迷惑サイト】  臭いまとめ

PlatinumGames ' Hideki Kamiya commented, "Hachima is in favor of Platinum for some reason, so it's hard to see", Twitter is in uproar 【Gaming bothersome sith】Rumor thread


神鋼、三菱マテリアル、東レ

Kobe Steel, Mitsubishi Materials, Toray Industries, veteran manufactures are hotbed for impropriety.


ひな祭りの日のことを女の子の日って言うのめっちゃエロい

Saying that Doll's day festival is a day for girls is somewhat lewd.


パン祭りと東映まんが祭りとこれか

Will there  be a bread and Toei manga festival?


福一前なら大騒ぎになってるレベル

If this had happened before Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant there would have been an uproar.


Their parents \\n“haven’t given up.” Fukui, don’t just give me love.


福井で「メクラヨコエビ」初確認

Fukui confirms existence of "mekura yokoebi" (Gammaridea) for the first time.


福岡12億円事件の犯人が今度は名古屋で犯行へ  一試合に登板のみでお金いっぱい貰えてすごいね！   12億の豚でグーグル先生がサジェストしてきて草ｗ

The criminal responsible for the 1.2 billion yen incident in Fukuoka is now engaging in criminal activity in Nagoya.   Getting that much money in one hit was quite something, eh!  Dr Google suggested 1.2 million pigs. Grass. w


福岡12億円事件の犯人が今度は名古屋で犯行へ  南海時代なら電鉄含めて全社員の給料くらいかも。

Culprit of the Fukuoka 1.2 billion yen yen case will strike in Nagoya next time  If it's the Nankai era, it may be around the salary of all employees including the Electric Railway


福岡だし小火器と手榴弾で対立してそう（ネットでよくある偏見まみれの感想）

It's Fukuoka so they probably retaliate with firearms and grenades (impressions covered in prejudice common on the net)


福岡・・・  本州の巧みな分断統治やな。   出生率高め、博多一極集中で上手く回ってる   放っておくと独立しそうだし

Fukuoka... That's some clever Honshu divide and conquer. The birthrate is high, and the heavy concentration in Hakata is skillfully spread around. If you leave it alone, they'll probably declare independence.


福岡・・・  いやいや皮にかけたら垂れてまうがな   よって中身にかけるべきである

Fukuoka... no, no, If I hang it on the leather, it will droop completely  So, I should hang it inside


福岡県警：力士を書類送検 九州場所中に強制わいせつ容疑  豚にち〇こ入れられるとかおぞましすぎる

Fukuoka Prefectural Police Files Charges Against Sumo Wrestler On Suspicion of Indecent Assault During Nagoya Tournament. It's so digusting that he put his d*ck in a pig.


福岡・・・  豚まんにはソースやろ

Fukuoka....you go with　Worcestershire sauce for pork buns


福島２号機格納容器内で最大８シーベルトの強い放射線測定

In the Fukushima Nuclear Power Station Unit 2 Primary Containment Vessel, there was a max reading of 8sv of radiation.


福島２号機格納容器内で最大８シーベルトの強い放射線測定

The radiation levels in Fukushima's unit 2 reactor container were measured to be at a maximum of 8 sieverts.


【福島県 南相馬市長選】門馬和夫氏が初当選 「脱原発」桜井氏破る  金で心も買えるいい前例ができたね。

[Fukushima Minamisoma Mayoral Election] Kazuo Monma newly elected on platform of "Abandonment of nuclear power generation", defeating Sakurai  Setting a precedent for buying hearts with money, I see.


福島の空間放射線量基準を緩めるべきと規制委委員長 「改めないと帰還や復興を阻害する」  これって福島の除染の基準値の問題の話で、 居住空間として安全かどうかの判断基準に除染の必要性で判断するから 問題となってるって話じゃなかったの？ 事故によって外部被曝で直ちに死ねる物体が剥き出しで存在する場合はどうなんだって話なら、 その物質が体内に入ることで内部被曝によってもいずれ死ぬ可能性が高いといえるんじゃないかな。  「デーモンコアばりに放射性物質が剥き出しで原子炉周辺に存在しており、 近づくだけで外部被曝で死ぬから、外部被曝の考慮だけで危険な区域として指定すべきだ。 また、そんな場所は内部被曝で死ぬより先に外部被曝で死ぬから 内部被曝で死ぬ場所と評価できない」とか 「福島の除染の基準値、除染の必要性とは関係なく、 外部被曝だけで直ちに死ねる物質が存在する近辺は安全とはいえない」 とかいう趣旨だったら、あなたのいうことは正しい。ごもっともです。

Nuclear Regulation Authority committee chairman says that the base level for radiation in the air in Fukushima should be relaxed. "If it is not changed it will be an impediment to people returning and revitalization." This is because the decision is deemed necessary considering the decontamination and whether or not it is at a safe level for people to live. It's not because it's a problem, right? If external exposure via an accident can cause sudden death when a substance is laid bare, then with that substance entering the body and causing internal exposure, can't that also carry a risk of death? "Radioactive material is exposed in the demon core and exists in the area around the reactor, and just by drawing near you can die via external exposure, so the area should be designated as dangerous just taking into account the external exposure. Also, in that case you would die from external exposure before you died from internal exposure, so it cannot be thought of as a place you can die from internal exposure." Something like that. "Unrelated to any need for decontamination or for any decontamination base level in Fukushima, the area in which there is a substance which can cause sudden death through just external exposure cannot be deemed safe." If that is the claim, then what you are saying is correct. That makes perfect sense.


Regulatory committee chairman says that air radiation base levels for Fukushima should be relaxed. "If they are not improved then they will be a hindrance to people returning and the rejuvenation of the area." For this, with the decontamination levels in Fukushima, the decision is based on whether or not it is a safe place to live. It's not because it's a problem, right? Due to the accident, items which can cause instant death due to external exposure were uncovered, so it seems likely that if those items entered the body there'd be a high likelihood of death from internal exposure. "Radioactive material was uncovered from the demon core, and it exists in the vicinity of the reactor, and just by drawing near you could die due to external radiation, so it should be designated as a dangerous area just in terms of thinking about external exposure. In this case, before one would die of internal exposure they would die of external exposure, so the area cannot be deemed deadly in terms of internal exposure." "For decontamination base levels in Fukushima, regardless of whether they are necessary for decontamination, areas where there are materials that can cause instant death due to external exposure cannot be called safe." If that is what they mean, then what they are saying is correct. It's exactly right.


福島第一原発事故後の「メルトダウン」隠蔽は東電社長の指示だった！ ～新潟県と東電の合同検証で「隠蔽に官邸は関与していない」ことが明らかに！説明を二転三転させた東電会見を検証！  はい安倍晋三アウトー！

The concealment of the "meltdown" at Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant was ordered by the president of Tokyo Electric Power Company! Joint investigation with Niigata Prefecture and Tokyo Electric Power Company "The government did not take part in the concealment" revealed! Explanation demanded from Tokyo Electric Power Company as they repeatedly backtrack! Yes, Abe Shinzo out!


福島第一原発でちょっぴりお漏らし

Mild leak at Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant.


どうしたら福島の風評被害はなくせる？「『事実』を徹底的に伝えよう」と専門家  「どうしたら差別はなくせる？」とどうちがうの？

How can the financial damage to Fukushima caused by false rumors be eliminated? Expert says, "The 'truth' must be thoroughly conveyed." How is that different from "How can discrimination be eliminated?"


福本伸行のアシの待遇→24時間いつ何があろうと福本さんの指示に従わなくてはならず、休日、どんなに深夜に呼び出されようとも自転車を漕いで仕事場に駆けつけ、仕事をしなくてはいけません。「帰っていい」と言われるまで何日でも泊まり込みで仕事をし続けなくてはならず、「寝ていい」と言われるまで何日徹夜しようが寝てはいけません。外出も禁止。最長で47日間泊まり込みで仕事したことがあります。その間、外出は一歩もできず、睡眠時間は1週間合計で10時間程度。時給換算すると多分200円くらい。  おちんぎんもあれだけどアシの仕事量のわりに報われてなさそう

Fukumoto Nobuyuki's treatment of his assistant → Must follow any order Fukumoto gives at any time of day, and even on a day off or in the middle of the night if he calls you have to hurry to work on your bicycle. You have to stay and work for days on end until he says, "You can leave." You have to stay awake and work nights on end until he says, "You can sleep." You are not allowed to go out. In one case his assistant had to stay and work for 47 days straight. During that time they didn't step outside even once, and they were getting about 10 total hours of sleep per week. Considering their hourly pay it was probably around 200 yen. For wages, considering the amount of work an assistant has, it doesn't seem like much compensation.


福本伸行のアシの待遇→24時間いつ何があろうと福本さんの指示に従わなくてはならず、休日、どんなに深夜に呼び出されようとも自転車を漕いで仕事場に駆けつけ、仕事をしなくてはいけません。「帰っていい」と言われるまで何日でも泊まり込みで仕事をし続けなくてはならず、「寝ていい」と言われるまで何日徹夜しようが寝てはいけません。外出も禁止。最長で47日間泊まり込みで仕事したことがあります。その間、外出は一歩もできず、睡眠時間は1週間合計で10時間程度。時給換算すると多分200円くらい。  制裁っ...!今、やる気なく「はあ....」と言ったおまえ..........制裁....!   兄弟とはいえ....序列はあるのだ....!圧倒的に........!

Fukumoto Nobuyuki's treatment of his assistant → Must follow Fukumoto's instructions regardless of the time of day, even on a day off or in the middle of the night if called must immediately jump on their bike and hurry to the office to work. Must continue working at the office for days on end without leaving until told "you can go home", must stay awake and continue working for days on end until told "you can sleep". Leaving is forbidden. In one case assistant had to stay and continue working for 47 days. During that time they didn't take a single step outside, and they were getting about 10 total hours of sleep per week. Considering their hourly pay it was probably around 200 yen. Punishment...! Now, you are saying, "ugh..." and losing motivation... punishment...! Even if we are brothers... there is still a hierarchy...! Overwhelming...!


福田康夫元首相の“アベ嫌い”

Former Prime Minister Fukuda Yasuo's "Hate for Abe".


禿げそうなやつはヘアケアしとけ(ﾌﾗｸﾞ)

From now on those who are balding should use "Insect Care Equipment" for their hair care.


私もブログ作ったけどテスト投稿だけして死んだ

I made a blog, but I only apply test posting.


「私がお前の父親だ」  俺んちより広い子供部屋に嫉妬

"I am your father"  Jealous of the large children's room in our house.


私大１１２法人が経営難、２１法人は破綻の恐れ １８歳人口減少で  でも、家計学園は作っちゃう！   お友達だから

112 private universities facing financial difficulties, 21 on the brink of collapse, due to the decreasing number of 18 year olds. But, then ther's Kakei University! Because of friendship.


なぜ私たちは「忖度」という流行語を忘れてはならないのか


私の恋は人違いから始まりました  ペンス氏のぺ〇スが狙われている[](#b2)

My love began with misidentification. Mr. Pence's pe〇〇s is being targeted. [](#b2)


なぜ私たちは校則を守らないといけないの？ 「黒染め強要問題」から考える不合理さ  管理側が楽できる集団統制手段で   生徒の教育に利する意味は何もない

Why must we obey school regulations? I'm thinking about the unreasonableness because of the "Black Hair Dye Controversy"  It's a method of making it more comfortable for the management side to take control of the masses  It has no meaningful benefits for students' education


私は正月の集まりを拒否しました


私は漢字が書けない恥ずかしい

I'm embarrassed that I can't write kanji.


私立マキャベリ高等学校中学部、算数入試で全問「解答不能」 「角の三等分線」など  今日の虚構スレ

Machiavelli Private Academy Middle School Gives Mathematics Entrance Exam Where Every Question is 'Impossible', Including 'Trisecting an Angle'. Today's fake thread.


もし私が結構いい歳のおばさんだったらどうする？

What if I was an old lady with some years under her belt?


もし私が結構いい歳のおばさんだったらどうする？

What would you do if I was a good old aged woman?


私設サーバ開設ぐらいさせてやれよ

At least let me set up a private server.


フジ秋元優里アナ 小屋や竹林で青姦不倫sexしていた  最近の芸能ネタって不倫ばっかだな   ルイルイの嫁といい

Fuji Yuri Akimoto Ana, having adulterous sex in public in small cabins and bamboo thickets.  Recent public entertainment news is all about adultery, even though they are mostly wives


秋元優里「竹林」と「堆肥小屋」というパワーワードで男性ファン急増か

Akimoto Yuri gains male fans in droves due to power words "bamboo thicket" and "compost shed".


I made a candy shaped like an Akita dog.


秋田県民の自殺率の高さがそれを裏付けている

It's the reason for the high suicide rate among people in Akita Prefecture.


「秋節さえ過ごさんか？じゃあオラは冬眠よ！」って猫は言ったんだろう。

Then I am going into winter hibernation!”


科学的に検証された月がヒトに及ぼす不思議な影響

Scientific research has revealed a mysterious effect that the moon has on people.


科学者が警鐘！ 赤道の収縮で、2018年は大地震が倍増か  赤道収縮って何だよ  縮みすぎて赤道が一周してません！みたいになるのか？

Scientist scream out in warning! Will there be a sharp increase in earthquakes in 2018 due to equator shrinking? What do they mean equator shrinking? It's too small and won't reach all the way around! Something like that maybe?


科学論文数は世界六位だが


科学論文数、日本６位に低下…米抜き中国トップ

Scientific paper count, Japan falls to sixth place...


科学で迫る「善」と「悪」

Science closing in on "good" and "evil".


「ねぇ、秒速7メートルなんだって」「え、なに？」「車が上昇するスピード」


移民への処遇「残酷」 人権オンブズマン改善要求 スペイン  異民へ処遇してるような感覚でやってるんだな

Treatment of immigrants "cruelty". Human Rights Ombudsman of Spain Improvement Request. I feel like I am treated like a foreigner.


税の申告漏れが年7兆円超に及ぶ日本の現実  その点は半休取って地元の税務署に相談に行って念入りに確認とった。「雑所得の枠内、雑所得同士であれば、年内の~~損益通算~~損益合算はできるという認識で合ってますか。(イナゴタワーの頂上で)一万円で買ったBTCが今七千円くらいでフラフラしてるんですけど、この額で年末に利確したら三千円の損ということで、他の雑所得の利益の一部と相殺できますか。」って確認した。その点は大丈夫って言われた   (追記)ごめんなさい誤読してた。あなたが言ってるのは外貨ベースの外国の取引所の話なのね。FXにおける外貨同士の交換の場合、日本のFX業者は日本円換算で全取引の損益を計算してくれるけど、外国の仮想通貨取引所の場合はそんな親切なことしてくれないよね

Tax return oversights cost 7 trillion yen yearly.  This is a reality of modern Japan.  I heard this when I went to the local tax office for a consultation during a half holiday. I asked about the framework for miscellaneous income, and whether miscellaneous income needs to be added in the profit or loss total?   I then went on to ask about bitcoin trading.  Let's say I bought bitcoins (on the summit of Inago tower) for 10,000 yen, and these were going down in value.  When I checked their value at years end,  these had gone down to 7000 yen, meaning a loss of 3000 yen.  Can this loss be offset against other miscellaneous income?  I was told that it could.  Addendum:  Sorry, I got it wrong.  This was about foreign currency with a foreign currency trader. If the foreign currency exchange  is on the FX, then the Japanese FX officials will calculate profit and loss accounts for all transactions at the JPY conversion rate.  However, for transactions in foreign virtual currency, this thoughtful action is not possible.


They must have extra tax money sitting around.


稚魚が取れない！｢ウナギ価格｣高騰の懸念 ワシントン会議で｢規制対象｣になる可能性も  十年くらい禁漁にしろ

No fry! Concern grows regarding「Eel price」increase It might be a target of regulation after Washington Naval Conference Ban it for like 10 years


稚魚が取れない！｢ウナギ価格｣高騰の懸念 ワシントン会議で｢規制対象｣になる可能性も  鯨もそうだけど採るなって言っても平気で採るから  そうJAPならね

No fry! Concern grows regarding「Eel price」increase It might be a target of regulation after Washington Naval Conference No one actually follows this regulaiton just like for the whales Yes that is Japan


稚魚捕獲、成魚にして放流

Should we even now be protecting them by catching the fry then releasing them as adult fish?


ウナギ稚魚、極度の不漁＝過去最低更新の恐れ


ソリ種目なら死人出るだろ

If it were the bobsled somebody probably would have died.


“この『種』を食い殺せ”だ！「ベテラン漁師でも3時間で8匹…」なのに絶滅間近のウナギ稚魚を捕り続ける日本社会の異常


“この『種』を食い殺せ”だ！「ベテラン漁師でも3時間で8匹…」なのに絶滅間近のウナギ稚魚を捕り続ける日本社会の異常  あなごでいいじゃない   さかなだもの   みつお

"This 'species' is being eaten to death"! "Even a veteran fisher can only catch 8 in 3 hours..." Japanese society is abnormal in that it will continue to harvest young eels despite them being so close to extinction. Can't they just have garden eel instead? It's still fish. Mitsuo.


稲垣吾郎＆香取慎吾の新CMが決定 新『オールフリー』を「全力で応援します！」  オールフリー（意味深）

Goro Inagaki and Shingo Katori's new CM decision  The new "All Free" "I'll support with all my strength!"  All Free (deeply meaningful)


稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に

The view of Ami Inamura “being attacked by junior high school students” is really a sight to see...


稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  これだけで”怖い怖い”は日本だけ

Inamura Ami "attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... Little League tournament opening ceremony becomes "frightening". Japan is the only place that says something like this is "scary, scary".


稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  これは性暴力だろ   レイプとなんら変わらん

Inamura Ami "attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... Little League opening ceremony turns "beyond scary". This is sexual assault. There's no difference between this and rape.


稲村亜美「中学生に襲われる」異様な光景......リトル野球大会始球式で「怖すぎる」事態に  歩道橋だけどこいうので死者とか出てたよな普通に危ないだろ  集団心理なのか周りの大人の動きが鈍すぎる

Inamura Ami "Attacked by middle schoolers". Bizarre scene... At the opening ceremony for the Japanese Little League Tournament it was "too scary". It was a pedestrian bridge, but people have died in places like this before, so it's kind of dangerous. Whether it's group think or whatever, the adults around were too slow to react.


稲村亜美さんに数千人の中学球児殺到

Inamura Ami rushed by several thousand middle school baseball players.


稲田元防衛相「前回選挙より114票伸びたから不祥事と失言の禊ぎは済んだ、改憲にむけて頑張る！！」  稲田も小渕も甘利も高木も安倍も・・・自民党は図々しい恥知らずしかいないんだな

Former Minister of Defense Inada "The votes have grown by 114 since the previous election, so the scandals and gaffes are behind us, and we can press on working for constitutional reform!!" Inada, Obuchi, Amari, Takagi, and Abe... The Liberal Democratic Party is full of shameless people.


稲田元防衛相「前回選挙より114票伸びたから不祥事と失言の禊ぎは済んだ、改憲にむけて頑張る！！」  野球は巨人!テレビはNHK!選挙は自民!ガハハ!

Former Minister of Defense Inada "Since the previous election the number of votes has increased by 114, so the purification following the scandals and verbal gaffes is complete, and it's time to press forward with constitutional reform!!" For baseball it's the Giants! For TV it's NHK! For elections it's the Liberal Democratic Party! Hahaha!


稼働6億台を超えたWindows 10はうまくいっているのか？ シェアはWin7が46.63％、Win10は29.26％  「うまくいく」って何だよ  …最後まで読んでもなんにも書いてなかった   何たる無内容な記事

Operation More than 600 million Windows 10. Is doing well? Win7 share is 46.63% and Win 10 share is 29.26% What's "doing well" It didn't say much even I read it till the end. No matter what you did not write anything even if you read it to the end


稼働6億台を超えたWindows 10はうまくいっているのか？ シェアはWin7が46.63％、Win10は29.26％  たぶん「うまくいく」＝「３年間で稼働１０億台の目標達成」   現在６億台のペースで目標は失敗ということなんだろうけど   MSに忖度してWin10は失敗とまでは見出しに書けなかったので   あやふやなタイトルになったのでは

Over 600 million machines are operating Windows 10, does that mean the OS is doing well? Win7 has a share of 46.63% and Win10 29.26%; I would think "going well" would mean "reaching the target of operation on 1 billion machines in three years", and based on it only being used on 600 machines at present, it seems likely that this goal will be failed. I'd guess that MS wouldn't want a headline saying that Win10 is failing, so we ended up with this misleading title


積んでたJotunを今日やっと通常モードクリアした

Since someone told me I could download it here, I got Jotun and finally cleared normal mode today.


「空から日本を見てみよう」 くもじい（伊武雅刀）＆くもみ（柳原可奈子）コンビが引退  キャラだけ変えるという斬新な刷新法

「空から日本を見てみよう」 くもじい (Masato Ibu) & くもみ (Kanako Yanagihara), the duo are retiring. How they’re revamping the show by only changing the characters.


「もっと空気読めよ」世間の暴走感じる流行語


空耳アワーに童貞ネタが多いのだけは許して欲しい

I just want them to overlook the large amount of virgin jokes that happen on the Soramimi Hour."


突っ伏は見た目ほど休まらないんだよな

Sleeping with your face on the desk will not rest you up.


突然思い立ってブログ作ったけど何書くか思いつかなくて死んだ

Suddenly thoughtfully made a blog, but I could not think of anything.


突進するイノシシをハンマーで撃退 岐阜 可児  TIL：猛将は岐阜にいる

Repelling a charging boar with a hammer.  Gifu Kani TIL: The brave warrior is in Gifu.


突進するイノシシをハンマーで撃退 岐阜 可児  もう運から何から引っくるめてこのお爺強いわ

Man Drives Back Charging Boar With Hammer in Kani, Gifu. Whether it was just luck or not, this old guy is really strong.


ついに窓掃除まで自動化へ。磁石でくっつく家庭用窓掃除ロボット発表  雪かきロボット出たら考える

Finally to automation of window cleaning. Household window sticking with magnets. Presentation cleaning robot. I will think about when coming out snow shaving robots


立ち向かう勇気を大事にしたいものです  あーかわいいカナダ雁大好き  地元の奴らの中にははちょっと人慣れしてるのがいてカヤックやパドルボードに近づいてきたりする

The courage to stand up is something I want to cherish  Ah, I love the cute Canadian goose  Some of the local people are getting accustomed to kayaks and paddleboards


立憲、ワンコインで政策参加 パートナーズ制度を今春立ち上げ  握手会でもしそうな勢い

A system for participating partners for making political measures for one coin have been constitutionalised. At this rate it is expected to start this spring at the handshake ceremony.


立憲・枝野代表が語る「ここは筋を通すべき時だと決断」

Edano's take on constitutionalism: "I believe this is a time to proceed in a logical manner.


立憲・枝野氏、佐川国税庁長官「確定申告前にけじめを」

Constitutional Democratic Party of Japan / Edano, National Tax Agency Director Sagawa "Make a distinction before filing final taxes".


立憲・枝野氏「国家や社会がぶっ壊れる」 森友文書問題  一部崩壊と完全崩壊位の差はありそう   公文書改ざんが許されたら完全崩壊だよ、異常集団の国でもない限り   だって、一円も収めてなくても税金収めたことにもできるし   税金もらったのに「もらってないよ」ってことにもできるし   消えた年金ってのもあったね、あれが国によってに許されるようになるようなもんだよね   これを乗り越えるには、いくら毟り取られても「自分だけは騙されてない」とみんなが思い込む異常性が必要

Edano on whether it is constitutional: 'Our whole society will be destroyed.'  Moritomo report issue.  There is a difference between partial and total collapse.  If the doctoring of the report was allowed, then this is a total collapse, unless the country is run by some strange groups.  Because, even if you don't have a single yen, you can be taxed. If you receive tax you can say you didn't. There's also the question of the disappearing pension money.  Its like it's allowed in some countries.  In order to get over this, then we need to accept the abnormal situation where everyone thinks they were not cheated, no matter how much is taken.


立憲民主議員、近畿財務局に入れず

Constitutional Party members did not go into the Kinki Ministry of Finance Office.


立民枝野「あ り え な い。それは。」民進と希望の党との３党統一会派について結成することはないと重ねて述べる。「希望の党とは、憲法や安全保障を含めて、違っているのははっきりしている」  もとが希望から拒否された集まりだから連帯するとまた烏合の衆になりそう  長嶋とか細野とか前原がいるし

Yukio Edano "That is highly unlikely". Speaking in regard to not forming a three part faction with the Democratic Progressive Party and Kibō no Tō. "We have clear differences with Kibō no Tō, including in regard to the constitution and security" A partnership that deviates from the original wishes is likely going to make things too crowded. There is Nagashima, Hosono, Maehara...


そんなんじゃ立派な犬になれんぞ。


モヤモヤさまぁ～ず２「立石周辺」回(今日)の煎餅屋の若女将がめっちゃかわいかった。即ハボでした。  ねえなんで一個のアルバムにまとめてないの？ハァ(クソデカため息

Complicated SUMMERS2 "Tateishi District" episode (today), the proprietress of the cracker shop was super cute. I'd screw her in an instant. So why isn't it all collected in one album? Ugh (super big sigh).


立花孝志が失神するレベル

This is the kind of thing that would make Takashi Tachibana swoon.


サブミを立てる誰か「～ということがあったよ」  ◎←オニオンリングフライ   ◎←ポンデリング   ◎←ちくび

Somebody making a submission: "Such and such happened" ◎←fried onion ring ◎←Pon de Ring ◎←nipple


そんなスマホ竜王疑惑みたいなのやめようよ

Give that smartphone shogi winner suspicious a rest.


パーフェクト童貞少なすぎない？


童貞 ≒ 発達障害  童貞はみんな男のひとがすきだから女のひととえっちできないんだよ

Virgin ≒  Developmental disorder Virgin guys like men and that's why they can't have sex with women


なぜ「童貞」を笑いのネタにしてはいけないのか？  金でオンナ抱くときなんて股間で物事考えてるから、最高の射精感こそが至上命題になってて、倫理もクソもないと思うで

Why is being a male virgin not something to laugh about.  I feel a stirring in my loins when holding women for money.  That's the best way to have an ejaculation.  Its not ethics or shit.


「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  うそくさ

The word 'virgin' has been continually tossed around to describe this man from an advertising agency. Can I also add my voice to the #MeToo hashtag. Its a lie.


「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  あ、口だけおじさんだ

I am a man that was being searched for as a virgin by an ad company. “Shouldn’t you just say me too?”\\nAh, only his speech sounds like an old man.


「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  昭和33年まで日本では売春が合法だった  だがそれ以前の男が全員女郎買いをしたわけではない   行く男と行かない男は画然と分かれていた  行かない男は「野暮」だの「朴念仁」だのと揶揄された   それはこのリンク先の話と全く変わらない

A man that continues to be bullied by an advertising agency for being a virgin asks "Can I raise me voice in the #MeToo movement as well?" Until 1958, prostitution was legal in Japan. But that doesn't mean that before that all men were paying for prostitutes. Men that went were clearly divided from men that did go. Men that didn't go were ridiculed for being "tasteless" and "unsociable." It is absolutely no different from the story that is linked.


「童貞」といじられ続けた広告代理店の男性 「僕も #MeToo と声を上げてもよいでしょうか？」  未婚女性・『お局様』を陰に陽に笑う文化の方が悪質だと思う

Advertising company male employee continually teased about being a "virgin" asks, "Am I also allowed to add my voice to the #MeToo movement?" I think a culture that allows openly and behind the scenes ridicule of an unmarried "alpha female boss" is worse.


はあちゅう「童貞というデリケートな言葉を軽々しく使ったことで傷つけてしまった方に深くお詫びします」  こいつ嘘しかついてない

Haha "I sincerely apologize to those that I hurt by frivoulusly using a delicate word such as virginity" This guy is only lying.


はあちゅうさん 童貞いじり謝罪を撤回 「とりあえず謝って済まそうみたいな心境だった。私らしくなかった。 どう考えても表現とセクハラは違う。堂々としていなくては」  ぶっちゃけ電通がホワイトになろうが   寡占広告代理店として庶民への見下しは終わらないどころかもっと酷くなろうし   世の下請けは総ブラックのままだしくっそどうでもええねんで

Haachyuu withdraws apology from messing with virgin saying “ I only said sorry because I felt like I had to. It wasn’t like me. Expression and sexual harassment is different.” Even if Denstu becomes a good company and being an advertising company they still look down on people,  all the corporate companies are not good so I dont care.


「端末購入補助」は“悪者”なのか、総務省の方針に疑問  他の人を養分にする制度は悪

Is ”phone purchase support” really a "bad guy?"  The guideline of Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications raises me a question. A system that exploits the other people is evil.


競技版鬼ごっこ  ジャンプ失敗して金タマ打つんじゃないかとヒヤヒヤする

Competitive version tag game.  If you fail to jump, you will be hit with a gold ball.  Scary.


竹中平蔵が寄稿した アベノミクス「中間総括」の笑止千万  僕右よりだけどこの記事には同意。   今しなくちゃいけないこととは間逆の方向に向かっているからなあ   介護離職ゼロを謳いながらも介護報酬は下げるし、外国人実習生は介護の分野にも広げるし・・・

Abstraction of Abenomics 'Intermediate Summary' contributed by Takenaka Heizo. I am on the right, but I agree with this article. Because we now have to move in the opposite direction. While nursing care leave is stipulated to be 0 and nursing compensation was lowered, Foreign nursing students expand in the nursing care field...


「笑ってはいけない」浜田の黒塗りメイクが日本で許容されている理由について  まあ、アイヌ人の件と言い自国(日本)が他国の批判はokで   配慮が足りてないのに   他国が自国(日本)の批判は妙に厳しいどうしようもない   典型的ダブスタクズみたいなお国柄だからな

[Don't laugh] The reason why Hameda's black make up has been allowed in Japan is because the Ainu people said so.  Its okay for our country (Japan) to criticise other countries. That's not enough, other countries can also criticise Japan harshly.  Typical Dubstack.


「なんで笑える!?」首相に反発 「働き方国会」で野党  これ観てたけど、酷かったな。 全く違う事持ち出したり。それも良い処採りの捏造データで言い訳。何にも話の筋、対話的な答弁ではなかった。話の論点云々よりも、こんな人が総理大臣で、メディアもそれに電通ヨイショ、忖度しなければ成り立っていかない現状で憲法改正を主導されたら、裁量労働、徴兵制でもなるね。 俺はもうそんな歳ではないから、これからの世代だろうけども、一応安倍政権下での憲法改正は反対しとく。

You got to laugh!? The Prime Minister's reaction to the opposition parties in a 'working parliament'.  I watched this, and it was awful.  Everything he mentioned was totally wrong.  All sorts of fabricated data used as an excuse.  What ever it was, it wasn't a dialogue. With this kind of person as Prime Minister, he will be sucking up to Dentsu together with the media,  and we won't know what he is thinking about.  When he amends the constitution this will lead to discretionary labour and conscription as well. I'm not as young as I used to be, but I don't want that kind of world, so I will oppose the Abe administration constitutional amendments.


ポピーザぱフォーマー 第10話  たんまご


What is the meaning of being a third person?...


第三者委員会「メルトダウン隠蔽は官邸の指示」→東電・新潟県の検証委「社長の判断だったわ」

→ Tokyo Electric ・The Niigata Prefecture Inspection Committee: "It was the president's decision."


第二の加計？ 山口敬之のスポンサー・ペジー齊藤社長に新たに52億円の不可解公金投入発覚…『総理』使った営業疑惑も  悪事の総合商社、それがアベ自民党

Second addition? Noriyuki Yamaguchi's sponsor, CEO Paige Saito, revealed  a new public money  investment of an incomprehensible 5.2 billion yen. "Prime Minister" used a general trading company  that has dark deeds and business scandal. That is the Abe Liberal Democratic Party.\\n


筆者「12key分も書かせたらさすがに読者も覚えるやろ〜www」

Its like a bomb has gone off unwillingly.


という筆者なりの気遣いだと思えば……まぁ許せんな

\\nIf you think about it, it feels like the author of the music and the tables, has shit for brains.If the author is concerned about whether the readers will remember it if it is written in 12 keys, then that is unforgivable.


アマゾン・アップル等を分割すべき、という記事の翻訳  商売が変わったのなら  規制や税制も対応しないとなあ  かつての規制で対処できなくなったら、新たな企業を飼いならす方法を見つけなくちゃいけない  儲けが別のところに移ったのなら、税金の収集方法も変えなくちゃいけない

Translation of an article called Amazon, Apple, etc. should be divided, if the products change, regulations and taxation, must also be changed in correspondence. If we can not deal with the former regulation, we must find a way to tame a new company If profit shifts to another place, we must also change tax collection methods


【筋トレ】半年間逆立ちをやり続けたらこうなった！

[Muscle Training] It has become like this after continuing to standstill for half a year!


算数の式の順番問題定期  まーん（笑）

Typical order of operations problem  ughh (lol)


あとフラグ管理とかばっかり考えてて逆に話覚えてなかったり

We also used to think about flag management and other things.


ゴミ箱がシコティッシュでパンパン

The garbage can is full of used tissues.


【箱根駅伝】東洋大が４年ぶり往路優勝！１年生３人起用で王者・青学大破る

[Hakone Marathon] Toyo University wins the first half of the race for the first time in 4 years!


【箱根駅伝】青学大、史上６校目の総合４連覇 復路で逆転圧勝！  山下りで勝負あった！

[Hakone long distance race] Aoyama college; the 6th school in history to achieve 4 successive wins.  A surprise comeback ensured victory on the down hill return!


箱が重いだけでもOK！ 重さは高級感。ギフトで迷ったら重いものが吉、研究が裏付け  重さと黒さとカサカサ音か  箱を重くしてあの虫を(ry

It is ok for the box to be heavy! Weight is a sign of quality. Studies have shown that when sending a gift, weight brings good luck. Weight, darkness, and  rustling sounds. Make a box heavy and place bugs inside.


あきらめ節 (原曲明治39年くらい)  NSR紅白歌合戦の大トリで出てきそう

Akirame Setsu (orriginal song from approximately Meiji year 39)  It looks like it came from the last contestant of the day at the NSR Kohaku singing contest


節約志向で「缶べろ」？ 第３のビール “高アルコール”発売相次ぐ  計算すると焼酎(乙類)と同じくらいなアルコール量/価格なんだよね   実はそんなにコスパ良くないね

"Getting drunk on canned alcohol" in order to save money? A wave of a third type of beer with "high alcohol content"  goes on sale. When calculated, it's about the same amount of alcohol/price as shochu (Otsu type). In actuality it's not that cost effective.


「築地守る」の約束ほご/都知事、豊洲開場日を発表/来年１０月１１日 業者らの質問 回答なし  そういう安倍イズムが政治家に限らず権力者のパッシブスキルと化してるよねこの国

A promise to 'protect Tsukuji'/The Tokyo governor announces Toyoso opening day/  Next year 11 October there will be no Q&A session for the industrial workers.   Izumu Abe is making the country one of 'passive skills',  not just for the politicians but for all influential people.


クックパッド「簡単♡クリチでバレンタイン♡」ぼく「なぜこんなところにエロ広告が…」

Cookpad "Simple ♡ Celebrate Valentine's Day with Kurichi (abbreviation for cream cheese) ♡".


籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視

A former trial judge also asks questions.


籠池夫妻の長すぎる勾留に元裁判官も疑問視

Former judge raises questions about overly long confinement of Kagoike couple.


籠池「忖度という名の強制ですやん…」

Nobody asked for it" Kagoike "Coercion under the name of speculation..."


籠池のオッチャンから早い時期から名前出てたのにしらばっくれやがって

Even though the name was disclosed early on from Kagoike's old man, everyone is playing dumb.


籠池被告の自宅を強制競売へ

The defendant Kagoike is forced to auction off his house.


籠絡しようとする女がいるとかしっと案件か？おい


Nine year old boy in US shoots older sister to death.


米倉涼子『ドクターX』第5弾終了で早くも「続編」着手か「2年後以降なら」

Ryoko Yonekura 'Doctor X' \\nAs soon as episode 5 is finished, the sequel 'two years later' will be launched.


米カルト元指導者マンソン受刑者が死亡

Former American cult leader Charles Manson dies in prison.


[US soldier rescue] US  military denial.


「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  『産経だから』で慣れたらいけないんだろうなこういうの

"US military provision of aid" denied  Sankei coverage "Okinawa 2 paper is turning a blind eye"  The prefectural police also "can not confirm" last December's motorway accident  "Because of Sankei," I can't get used to such a thing


「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  産経を疑う

"Aid from America." Denied by American Army.  Sankei Reporting. "Okinawa's 2 newspapers turn a blind eye."  Prefectural police also "cannot confirm."  Vehicle accident in December of last year. Doubting Sankei.


「米兵が救助」米軍否定 産経報道「沖縄２紙は黙殺」 県警も「確認できず」 昨年１２月自動車道事故  また誤報リストが増えたのか

"American soldiers provide relief." American army refutes. Sankei Shimbun "Two Okinawan newspapers turn blind eye." Prefectural police also "cannot confirm." December of last year, expressway accident. So has the list of made up stories grown once again?


米アムトラックの列車がサウスカロライナ州でまた事故 2人死亡、100人以上負傷  新線で事故った後にも事故ってたのね   飛行機以上にｺﾜｲ

2 people killed by accident on America's Amtrak train in South Carolina, more than 100 people injured  I guess there was another accident after the new line accident, huh?  That's scarier than an airplane


米国人女性、テトリスとの結婚を希望

An American woman wishes to marry Tetris.


「米国の北朝鮮攻撃にNOと言えるか」“身内”山本一太の質問に安倍首相が答えず…米朝戦争で日本国民100万人が犠牲に  自民党にもまともな議員はいるアピール定期   子飼いのイヌが台本どおりに甘噛み

"Can you say, 'NO' to a US attack of North Korea?" Prime Minister Abe does not answer "compatriot" Yamamoto Ichita's question... One million Japanese citizens could be sacrificed in a war between the US and North Korea. Liberal Democratic Party works on showing that they have good Diet members. The protege puppy pretends to bite just as the script calls for.


米国株、ダウ3日ぶり反発 2年5カ月ぶり上げ幅 午後に買い直し: 日本経済新聞  記録的な下げの後に記録的な上げ   結果は１月の上昇が消し飛んだだけ  恐怖指数VIXはまだ高いけど

The US stock market, the Dow,  reacted in the last 3 days. It has gone up over the last 2 years and 5 months, and repurchased in the afternoon. According to the Japanese newspaper Keizai shinbun, a recorded fall follows a recorded rise.  As a result, January's rise was wiped out.  The VIX fear index is still high.


米国株は三倍になるおじさん「米国株は三倍になる」

An old man that says US stocks will triple: "US stocks will triple."


米国株は三倍になるおじさん「米国株は三倍になる」  とはいえここまで吹っ切れた予想やって最近は見ないから貴重

Although uncle said "US stocks tripled" until now they have broken predictions and recently have had unseen value.


Was it discarded by the American suspect?


かつて米国の野生の鹿が大変なことになってたはず

I seem to recall wild deer in the US having a major outbreak.


米国防総省発表、5年以内に実用化へ（DARPA）

US Department of Defense announcement, will be practical withing 5 years (DARPA).


Decided for US Ambassador and United Nations.


トランプ米大統領 韓国と貿易赤字減らないなら、在韓米軍の削減も  なんでアメリカに経済貢がないと朝鮮戦争の話になんの？ そんな脅しかけてくる国とまともな条約結べないだろ

President Trump If you do not cut trade deficit with South Korea.


トランプ米大統領がエルサレムをイスラエルの首都として公式に認める方針と伝わると中東情勢に対する警戒感が浮上

If US President Trump's objective turns out to be to confirm Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, the level of tension in the Middle East would rise.


米ハワイ州で「弾道ミサイル」警報


米、オバマが推進してきた「ネットの中立性」撤廃 ISPはコンテンツによって料金や通信速度などを変えられるように 英語reddit民大荒れ  AVダウンロード民必死だな  どうせそんな大量の本数観尽くせないでしょうに

US, Obama promoted "Net Neutrality" repealed, ISP have ability to charge or change speed based on content. English reddit in an uproar. They are all scurrying to download porn. Whatever the case, such a large quantity like that can't be exhausted.


米政府機関閉鎖で米軍ラジオAFNが放送停止

US Army radio AFN stops broadcasting during US government shutdown.


米政権高官が反論「トランプ暴露本はウソが多い」  その反論が嘘くさい

Senior US administration objection  "Trump exposition documents have many lies" That objection sounds false


米ＮＢＣ「日本は１９１０年から１９４５年まで韓国を支配した国だが、全ての韓国人にとって発展過程で日本が文化や技術、経済的に重要なモデルになったと話す」 ⇒ 謝罪  これ   日本をアメリカに   韓国を日本に   あと年を戦後に書き換えると   日本人は普通に喜ぶので困る

US NBC "Japan is a country that dominated South Korea from 1910 to 1945, but says that Japan has become an important economic model for their culture, technology and economy for all Koreans." ⇒ Apologizes For this, if you replace Japan to USA, Korea to Japan and the year to after the war Japanese people become ordinarily pleased so it's a problem


米ユナイテッド機内で子犬を頭上に収納させられ……犬は死亡  座席の下に犬とか入れるところあって各社バラバラだけど５～１０kgまでは一緒に乗れるんだが  それで非なんかあったらたまったもんじゃねーわｗ

United Airlines puts puppy in overhead bin...the dog died. They have places to put the dog under the seats and its different for every company but dogs that are 5 to 10kg can ride together but if they dont allow my dog i would be upset lol


米欧日の家庭用ゲームソフト市場は14：10：1の比──なぜ日本のゲームメーカーは世界で戦えなくなったのか  14:10:1はなにかソースがあるのかな   記事のどこにも書いてないし   家庭用ゲーム市場という括りならここまで大きな差じゃないと思うけど

Market for household videogames in US, Europe, Japan is respectively 14:10:1. Why have Japanese videogame companies lost their competitive edge? Is there a source for the 14:10:1 claim? It's nowhere to be found in the article. If we're talking about the entire home game market, the difference shouldn't be that huge.


米 アラスカ沖の太平洋でマグニチュード８．２の地震  草津も噴火するしなあ   活動期なんだな

Magnitude 8.2 earthquake in the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Alaska  Kusatsu is also gonna erupt  It's an active period


米海軍 横須賀基地所属 複数の兵士 薬物使用・流通の疑いで捜査  あ、そっか海軍犯罪捜査局ってNCISかあのドラマの

Multiple members of the US Navy, Yokosuka Naval base, being investigated for suspicion of drug use/circulation.  Oh yeah, Navy Criminal investigation Service is NCIS from that one TV series


いつもヤフオクでお米(玄米)を落札するウチにとっては、野菜の販売は当然あるだろうとは思っとったけどね。

Auctions, so we thought it only natural that vegetables were for sale.


米空軍機また部品落下 日本政府に連絡は6日後  ヒヤリハット！

US Air Force aircraft drops parts again, contacts japan 6 days later.


米アマゾン：「アレクサ」が突然笑い出す不具合を修正

Amazon US: Bug where "Alexa" suddenly starts laughing fixed.


ファーウェイ、米キャリアでの販売中止に。セキュリティ上の懸念が影響し、政府からの圧力があったのではないかとの推測もささやかれている。  ファーwwwウェーイwww

Huawei has been banned from US carriers. There are worries about security and people have theorized some political pressure. Huawei, hahaha


米軍三沢基地から離陸したＦ16が燃料タンク投棄

The F16 which took off from the US army Misawa base dumping fuel tank.


Uproar as posts rapidly increase in US Army.


米軍からの感謝状、返却へ ヘリ炎上事故で沖縄・高江区と住民  GJ

A letter of appreciation from the US military, the returning helicopter bursts into flames and causes an accident in Okinawa · Good job residents of the Takae Ward


米軍機事故「それで何人死んだ」＝松本副大臣がやじ、共産非難  こいつは比例ゾンビ(3連続)なのよね……

American military equipment accident happened and Vice Minister Matsumoto booes the incident saying “how many people have died?” The communist part is also critical saying that this guy is a typical zombie that is third in succession.


米軍ヘリ、また沖縄で不時着 今月３回目 渡名喜村  スレタイ長すぎ

US helicopter makes another emergency landing in Okinawa for the third time this month. Tonaki. The thread title is too long.


米軍ヘリ また緊急着陸か 沖縄 渡名喜村  もう寿命だから新しいヘリと交換してくれ   とはいえ新しいやつはオスプレイなんだが

US helicopter, another emergency landing? Tonaki, Okinawa. It's at the end of it's lifespan so please just get a new helicopter. Having said that, I guess a new one would be an Osprey.


米軍車両が衝突、軽トラの男性死亡

Traffic accident with US Army vehicle, man in light truck killed.


米軍輸送機 沖縄 沖大東島沖の海上に墜落か | NHKニュース  よく墜ちるなぁ

US military transport aircraft, Okinawa, it crashed to the sea off the coast of Okiito Island| NHK News They crash often


米軍輸送機 沖縄 沖大東島沖の海上に墜落か | NHKニュース  月一ペースでやらかす米軍

US military transport aircraft crash into the sea off of the coast of Okidaitoshima Island in Okinawa | NHK news US military that bring trouble at once a month pace


米軍ヘリ部品発見の保育園、中傷メール・電話が相次ぐ

The nursery where the American military helicopter parts were discovered\\n\\nDerogatory emails and phone calls keep coming.


＜すぐそこに米軍 首都圏基地問題＞横田空域の返還求めず 羽田新ルートで政府  どうみても売国奴政権です

＜Right there is the American Naval Base capital base problem＞without wanting to restore Yokota air base they take the Haneda route and it is apprent that the goverment is betraying it's own country.


米鉄鋼関税に報復せず＝「ＷＴＯ枠組みで対応検討」－日本政府  セコブタしっかりしろよｗ

Not retaliating against US steel tariffs = 'Considering the response within the WTO framework.' Japanese government. Scolding Sekabuta.


米陸軍の極秘情報がAWSで公開状態だったことが発覚

Top secret information of the US Army was discovered on AWS.


There are 80 bags of finely ground cocoa powder.


♪アイハブあ精子ユーハブあ卵子・・うっ・・・ベイビー！ ピコ太郎のプロデューサー・古坂大魔王（44）と妻でタレントの安枝瞳（29）がハワイで挙式 第1子妊娠も発表  それ本名なん？

I have sperm, and you have eggs... ooh, baby! Pikotaro's producer Daimao Osaka (44) and bride, artiste Hitomi Yasaeda (29) have wedded in Hawaii  They have announced that Yasaeda is pregnant with their first child  Is that his real name?


アルコールになるほどの糖なり炭水化物が含まれてんの？

Does it not have sugar and carbohydrates?


いつから糞安い粉のヤツ使うようになったんだけっけな

It seems at some stage they started using cheap powdered crap.


糞害に憤慨した名古屋市、道端の犬のうんこの周りに黄色いチョークを引いてうんこは片付けずに晒し者にする作戦を検討中  スレタイマジで原文中で言っててﾜﾛﾀ

Nagoya resentful of feces pollution, considering a strategy to make a yellow chalk outline around dog poop in order to expose it instead of cleaning it up  The thread title is really written inside the article hahaha


糞ノ穴  これ思うわ。 ヨーロッパからアメリカへ渡った白人なんて、侵略者で略奪者。 アメリカはレイシストとその被害者の坩堝じゃねえか。

Shithole  That's what I think. The white people who crossed from Europe to America, they're nothing but invaders and pillagers.  America is a melting pot of racists and their victims


糞食をやめられないフレンズ内閣

A ministry composed of friends that can't stop eating feces.


オラオラ系じゃないですかーやだー


ニュース系をフォローしてる

What are the reasons for people using twitter but not tweeting?


アレ系の人って腸内細菌好き過ぎだろ

These kind of people probably like intestinal bacteria too much.


タリバン系組織に捕らわれていた米国人妻、5年間の苦難を語る

American wife speaks about 5 years of hardship held captive by a Taliban faction.


ストロング系飲料なぜ増加？


ビール系飲料１３年連続最低更新

My 13th straight year of setting a new record for drinking the least amount of beer.


約133人に1人が依存症、オピオイドが米国を滅ぼす

Approximately one in 133 are addicts: opioids are destroying America.


約1ヶ月使用しているが、目に見える体型の変化はない。

I've been using it for about a month, but there is no visible change in body shape.


約3割が「貯蓄なし世帯」に！ ひとごとではない“シニア破たん” ｜AERA dot. (アエラドット)  お昼に和食食べたくなって、ちょっといい店に刺身定食みたいなの食べに行くと   70～80歳くらいのジジババがすげーいい物食べてるんだよね   こっちが並(1200円)くらいで我慢してるのに、あっちは上(1800円)、天重(2400円)みたいな  まぁ店の中を見渡すと子ども連れた家族はゼロだし、同年代も居ない   大半は60歳以上だから、こっちがアウトサイダーなんだけど

Roughly 30% are in "households with no savings"! "Senior collapse" is not just someone else's problem | AERA dot. For lunch it isn't a standard Japanese meal, but rather a sashimi meal at a nicer restaurant, those old men and women in their 70s and 80s sure eat some nice food. While I'm enduring the normal meal (1200 yen) they are having the top class (1800 yen) or the lunch with tempura (2400 yen). Well, looking around the restaurant there are no families with kids, nor are there any other people in my age group. The majority are 60 or older, and it's like I am the outsider.


約790億円相当のネムとリップルの出金観測と関係か

Connection with financing survey of approximately 79 billion yen in NEW and Ripple?


紅白の出演以来を蹴って一人前的な風潮有るからな

It's because there's kind of a trend where turning down Kouhaku makes you more respected.


『紅白』、大物歌手が軒並み出演拒否か…知らない歌手ばかりで「史上最悪の紅白」の懸念

"Kouhaku", popular singers across the board decline to participate... Worries of only unknown singers and "the worst Kouhaku in history".


"Kouhaku", well known singers across the board refuse to participate... nothing but unknown singers, worry of the "worst Kouhaku in history".


納会で、灰色さんとはおしゃべりできませんでしたが、ここ一年くらい可愛くなったと話題の同期と仲良くおしゃべりしてました

At the last meeting of the year I was unable to talk with Ms. Gray, but over the course of the year I there was much talk about how she was getting cuter.


納入遅れ7年のＭＲＪ、納期を守る為試験機を3機増やし8機体制で開発加速へ  開幕セレモニーで、MRJから(スカイダイバーに抱えられた)安倍マリオが降りてくる

The deadline for MRJ was 7 years ago. They accelerated the speed of development with 8 planes, 3 of which are extra test ones. Abe Mario would be jumping from MRJ at the opening ceremony with a skydiver.


納期遅れで実績無し、どう考えても建前論でしょw


おかめ納豆、２７年ぶり値上げ 「原材料が高止まり」  量減らされるよりは良心的   元々安いからしゃーない

Okame Natto had a price mark up, for the first time in 27 years  [the cost of raw ingredients remaining high]  Instead of decreasing the amount fairly well, it was cheap from the start so oh well.


ヤギは紙を食べる動物としても知られている。しかし、現実には、現代の紙を食べさせると消化できず、腸閉塞などを起こす可能性があり、危険である[要出典]

A goat is also known as an animal eating paper.However, in reality, if you feed contemporary paper it can not be digested, may cause intestinal obstruction, etc.


「紛れもなく痴漢」など怒りの声続々、運営平謝り

Angry voices of "unmistakable fondling" continue, management issues earnest apology.


まだヨウ素が出てるとか言ってる奴いるのかｗ


ノーパンホットパンツロリの細足を掴んで、転んだ女の子にのしかかりながらそのまま挿入したい  そんなぁ〜

I want to grab the skinny legs of a fallen girl with hot pants or no pants. From there, I want to lean on her while penetrating into her. You don’t say.


ノーパンホットパンツロリの細足を掴んで、転んだ女の子にのしかかりながらそのまま挿入したい  んあぁ〜！！ようじょにぶちゅぶちゅしたい〜！！

I want to grab the slender legs of the young girl with hot pants and no underwear, and then put myself inside her right then, aaahh!! I want to pound the young girl!!


紹介します。これが可愛いホムラちゃんです。  横からパンツの紐見えてて、常に勝負パンツはいてるのがモロバレで可哀想

I will introduce you. This is cute Homura. You can see the thread of the side of his underwear. Therefore, people found out she always wears her contest underwear so I feel bad about that.


I'm defragging my computer, but it's taking forever...


ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  円高来いよ

NY Dow's closing price falls by more than $ 1,000. Come on, appreciation of the yen!


ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  インフレ来たあ

NY Dow down more than $1000 at close  Inflation caame


ＮＹダウ 終値1000ドル以上の下落  落ちたな（確信）

NY Dow closing price drop of more than $1000. It sure fell (conviction).


セールが終わったあと急に欲しくなる現象について

Regarding the phenomenon of wanting something right after a sale has ended.


「まとめサイト」終焉の序曲か

It's the prelude of the demise of「Summary Sites」.


もう終わりだぁ!(絶望)


組織内なら全パソコンを管理できるPCがあるだろうから消そうと思えば別のパソコンから消せる設定はあるんじゃない

\\nSince there are computers that can manage all PCs in an organisation, if you try to erase anything, there are settings that can erase from another computer.


Mayoral election of Nago City, Okinawa   The darkness of block voting is scary


コインチェック経営陣、しどろもどろの謝罪会見。社長が筆頭株主なのに「株主と相談します」（全文）

Coincheck's management's blundering press conference of apology.


Federation of Economic Organizations going mad.


経済界で続くデータ改竄 「経団連」次期会長人事にも暗い影  結局、IT系の導入、数値に基づいた仕事の組み立てや経営という米国式を入れるか   という争い。たぶん、経済界のお偉方は分かってない   外資で経験値積んだ40代がスキあらばとチャンスを伺ってる

Continuing data falsification in the buisness world  The next HR chairman of "Keidanren" also has dark shadows  The argument of whether or not, in the end, the American way of collecting and managing work based on numbers will be introduced into the IT system. Probably, the big shots of the financial world don't know  I've heard that if you get 40 experience points in Foreign Investment, you can get a chance


経済発展には「競争」と「平等」のバランスこそが大切だと考えた世界の事例

An example of the importance of balancing "competition" and "fairness" in economic development.


経済評論家の三橋貴明(48) 妻(10代)を殴った疑いで逮捕  これでネットの広告が韓国経済崩壊（）だらけになる現象少しは収まるの

Economist Takaaki Mitsuhashi was arrested for beating his teenaged wife. \\nWith this news the internet’s constant  news about South Korea’s economic collapse will lessen a little.


経産省、「空飛ぶクルマ」検討開始 製造業の方向性議論  虚構新聞でしょ？いや、マジ何言ってんの？   何でこれ虚構新聞じゃないんですか！

The Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry begins consideration of "flying cars". Debate over manufacturing industry's direction. This is Kyoko Shimbun right? Wait, what are they saying for real? Why isn't this Kyoko Shimbun!


うーん、まあ経験者が作らないと意味がないって感じかな？

Yeah, well, I guess the point is that it's useless for people with no experience to make it.


ＧＬＡＹ 結婚式での楽曲使用どうぞ！著作権料徴収せずと発表「無償提供したい」  本文読めばわかるけど著作隣接権の使用料を取らないという話なのでJASRAC(またはNexTone)には払う必要がある

Please use GLAY music at the wedding ceremony! An announcement that it does not collect the copyright fee announces "I want to offer free of charge" Although it can be understood by reading the text, it is necessary to pay JASRAC (or NexTone) because it is a story not to pay the royalty of the neighboring rights


ＧＬＡＹ 結婚式での楽曲使用どうぞ！著作権料徴収せずと発表「無償提供したい」  なるほど、ジャスラック潰さなきゃ。(使命感)

GLAY Feel free to use this music at your wedding ceremony!  They have waived copyright, bypassing JASRAC (Japanese Society for Rights of Authors, Composers and Publishers), saying "I want to give something for nothing" (on a mission).


結婚式のご祝儀…コンビニATMで下した適当な古札入れちゃってた……

I had put old, subpar bills I withdrew from a convenience store ATM... in the congratulatory wedding gift.....


結婚式のご祝儀…コンビニATMで下した適当な古札入れちゃってた……  １００００通メール送ろう

For the wedding gift... I accidentally put in some old bills that I casually withdrew from an ATM at a convenience store...... I'm going to send them 10,000 letters.


えーー、結婚生活には３つの「Ｌ」が肝要でございます。

Well...3 Ls play a key role in a marriage life.


えーー、結婚生活には３つの「Ｌ」が肝要でございます。  耐える     萎える   彷徨える

Well, for married life the 3 L's are very important. Endure, wither, wander


結局アップデートはするべき？


結局その件は刑事事件にはなってないみたいだし、その真偽は僕たちじゃ議論できないよ

It seems like that did not become a criminal case, so we can't really argue about it's veracity.


で、結局のりたまかゆかりか旅行の友に戻る

In the end I always go back to my traveling pals, Noritama or Yukari.


結局日本で「リベラル」って何なの？どんな人達？  わら人形だよ

In the end, what's "liberal" in Japan? What kind of people are they? They're straw dolls.


で結局さぁ、森友疑獄wで文書が改竄されて、誰か大儲けしたり、贈収賄があったり、国費が無駄に使われたりしたの？

In the Moritomo scandal, didn’t someone alter the documents and make large amounts of money from public funds while bribing people?


So in the end with the Moritomo scandal (haha) the documents were falsified, somebody profited big time, bribery took place, and government money was wasted?


その結果がけものフレンズだろ

I think the result of that must be "Beast Friends."


結果:ワセリンでお肌つるっつるに若返る

Result: skin was made slick and rejuvenated with Vaseline


結核にかかったボルネオゾウの「ふくちゃん」(福山市立動物園)、快方へ 園職員が懸命に世話  象さんかわいい。  体重減るときのスケールもすごいのね。200キロとか減っちゃうんだ。  これでまたいつか結核にかかった象が出てきても治療しやすくなるね。

Borneozo's "Fukuchan" (Fukuyama Zoological Gardens) who had Tuberculosis, Yuko Honten staff carefully carved a cute elephant. The scale after weight loss is amazing, I'm going to go down by 200kg. It will be easier to treat even if an elephant with tuberculosis someday comes out.


I appreciate the painter's artistic sensibilities...


絵描いた   ス タ ン プ 化 決 定

I drew pictures.  I've confirmed that they're turning into stamps.


絵描いた  昔夢見たことはあったなあ

I drew a picture There was something I dreamed of a long time ago


絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです

I kind of want to draw, but I have no subject matter.


絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです  よい

I want to draw a picture but there is nothing I want to draw.


絵を描きたい気分だけど描きたいものが無いのです  金髪ロングくせっ毛   9歳   小   お姫様っぽく   アンニュイ  で。

I'm in the mood for drawing but I do not have anything I want to draw Blond Hair Long Hair Length 9 Year Old Princess like Annui.


絵柄が変遷してるが時系列なのか

The pattern is transitioning; is it in chronological order?


The cover art displays a sense of unity...


バルテュスの絵画は少女を性的対象としている？


トランプ「ゴッホの絵画を貸してよWHのリビングに飾るから」グッゲンハイム美術館「お断りします。代わりに金の便器はいかが？題はアメリカっていうんですけど」  初音ミクの便器とか需要高そうだな、薄い本にもなりそう

Mr. Trump says "Lend me the paintings of Van Gogh and I'll use them to decorate the living room of the White House." To which the Guggenheim Museum replies: "No thank you, but how about gold toilet instead? We will name the art piece America." Hatsune Miku tolets also seem to have high demand, It could be it's own thin book


トランプ「ゴッホの絵画を貸してよWHのリビングに飾るから」グッゲンハイム美術館「お断りします。代わりに金の便器はいかが？題はアメリカっていうんですけど」  ここで鉄の便器を選べば 金の便器と銀の便器ももらえる

Trump: "Lend me Van Gogh's paintings so I can decorate the white house living room"  Guggenheim Museum: "We refuse. How about a solid gold toilet bowl instead? The title of the work is America."  Here, if you choose an iron toilet, you can receive both a gold toilet and a silver toilet


絶対脳に影響してるからすぐに止めろ虐待県

It without doubt has an effect on the brain, so the abusive prefecture should stop it right away.


絶対に落としてはいけないモノを落とした人たち  前歩いてる相当歳をとったご婦人が、 ポロポロとズボンの裾からウ○コ落としてるの見ちゃったことがある

People who drop things that you absolutely can't drop. I once saw a housewife of a reasonable age who was walking ahead of me drop a piece of sh*t from the hem of her trousers.


コラム：ビットコイン、「リアルマネー」に絶対ならない訳  LN実装ガー

Column: Bitcoin will absolutely not become "real money"  LN implementation, gah


絶対領域vsノーマルふともも


継続して育成できる強みがあるし

If it doesn't match someone, they could just move to a different club.


I have a feeling there will be no follow up.


I like Keyakizaka46, so whatever the case I'm looking forward to more info.


リップルが続落、マネーグラムとの提携でＸＲＰトークン不要論払拭できるか

Ripple stock price continues to fall, can the argument that the XRP token in the cooperation with MoneyGram is unnecessary be dispelled?


たまに綺麗に洗って乾燥させて衛生面は気をつけてやらなあかんけど

Sometimes I'll wash them thoroughly and dry them since you have to be mindful about sanitation.


【緊急】今年中に人工培養食肉「クリーンミート」販売へ！

[Urgent] Artificial "Clean Meat" to be sold starting this year!


【緊急映画雑談スレ！！】今日はスター・ウォーズ／最後のジェダイの公開！ 大林宣彦 監督作 花筐 HANAGATAMI！ビム・ヴェンダース監督作アランフエスの麗しき日々！銀熊賞受賞わたしは、幸福フェリシテ！など公開！仮面ライダーもガルパンもやってるぞ  流石に公開1日の映画をネタバレはあかんでしょう  リンク先でspoilerのcssを付けてやってみるとかどう？(付け方は右サイドバーに載ってる)

[Emergency movie discussion thread!!] Today is opening day for Star Wars: The Last Jedi! Director / screenplay: Obayashi Nobuhiko, HANAGATAMI! Director / screenplay: Wim Wenders, The Beautiful Days of Aranjuez! For the Silver Bear Award, there's also Félicité in theaters! There's also Kamen Rider and Girls und Panzer. Of course you don't want movie spoilers on opening day. How about using the spoiler css at this link? (The way to use it is on the right sidebar)


『サガ スカーレット グレイス 緋色の野望』はPS4、Switch、Steam、スマホ向けに発売  おま値かUnityでバグまみれの最適化不足   多分両方予言が当たる   と言うかあれ以降情報もないロマサガ3……

"SaGa: Scarlet Grace Hiiro no Yabou" will be available for PS4, Switch, Steam, and smartphones. Released for a high price with Unity, riddled with bugs and lacking optimization. I bet both predictions will come true. But there hasn't been any news since then on Romancing SaGa 3...


It's more like a wife as business manager.


総務省、IoT機器に「認証マーク」導入へ サイバー攻撃急増で  また利権か

Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications moves to employ certification marks on IoT devices.  With cyber attacks on the rise, are they shoring up their interests?


Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications issues stern warning.


総務省 格安スマホのUQモバイルを「不公正の象徴」としてやり玉に KDDI「UQを優遇していない」  UQとBiglobe以外のau系MVNOは遅いぞ

Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications has stated that the cheap UQ mobile smartphone “is an example of injustice.” Therefore, an example is being made with KDDI to “not give UQ device preferable treatment.” Other than UQ and Biglobe, MVNO of au is late (in making these actions).


総務省「若い世代を中心に収入増が貯蓄に回っている」

Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications "Focusing on the younger generation, growth in income is being moved into savings".


総務省補正予算案、総額274.9億円のうち、100億円が「女性活躍」。 → その中身はマイナンバーカードへの旧姓記載を可能にするためのシステム改修。  そこでバチバチやるだろうね。  いつかFの官公庁系案件の下請けお手伝いしたけど、国の案件は信頼が大事だからって何もしない中抜き業者何個も挟んでておちんぎんマクドナルドレベルだった笑

Among the 27.49 billion yen budget of the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, 10 billion is going to “women activities.” Those contents are revisions to allow the possibility of including maiden names on “My Number” cards. This will probably cause fights. I want to someday work under Mr.F at the government  ministry but this plan (women activities one) is important for trust so I am basically like a worker at McDonalds with varies different orders coming in. Hahaha


総務省が「選挙区内の有権者への線香配布は問題ない」との見解  まじかよ   線香くれないやつには投票しないわ

The Ministry of Internal Affairs' opinion is that "incense circulation and distribution to voters in electoral district is not a problem" No, I will not vote for those who do not give incense


総理単体ならほかにも酷いのいるけど、総理夫人としては史上最低では？

Judging just the prime minister alone there have been worse ones, but when you consider the prime minister and spouse together is this the worst pair in history?


Ｊリーグマスコット総選挙2018開催中！


イタリア総選挙、投票始まる ３勢力の争い  ベルルスコーニってまだ居たのか。てか顔変じゃない？整形？厚化粧？CG？

Voting begins for Italian general elections. A battle between 3 parties. I didn't know Berlusconi was still around. By the way isn't his face weird? Plastic surgery? Heavy makeup? CG?


Walking on the railroad tracks and severs ankle.


縦スクロールして情報を見る時代、終わるらしい

It seems to be the end of the era for getting information by vertical scrolling.


クリスマスめぐみん  どうせ繁忙期過ぎて暇だろ？スケベしようや

Christmas Megumin. It's after the busy period and there's free time now, right? Let's get lewd.


サンマ缶の役割が鯖になっただけな気がしないでもない

Is this any different than canned saury?


「もしかして、罰当たり……!?」


It is dangerous [citation needed]　I am not a goat.


くそが！くそが！  ピピ美でかいな