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ぼーなちゅでた  らめえぇぇ


んんんにゃわん！！！💢💢💢


I don't have mobile data and there is not even reception on top of that...ahhh, 0.


0歳から100歳の女性が登場する海外のスキンケアCM

The overseas skin care commercial in which 0 to 100 year old females appear.


“1000回遊べるRPG”を4000回遊んだ男 「SFCトルネコの大冒険」に挑み続けるプレイヤーが語る「不思議のダンジョンには、まだ不思議がある」  ピータンバグ

Man Who has Played Addictive RPG "Torneko no Daibōken: Mysterious Dungeon" 4000 Times Continue to Challenge It  "The mysterious dungeon still has mysteries."    It's a pietan bug.


“1000回遊べるRPG”を4000回遊んだ男 「SFCトルネコの大冒険」に挑み続けるプレイヤーが語る「不思議のダンジョンには、まだ不思議がある」  一階がいちばん死ぬってのは事実やねｗ

There is a man that played “RPG that can be played 1,000 times” 4,000 times.\\nThere is a player that is continuing to challenge “The Adventures of SFC Toruneko.” He is talking about “There is Something Strange in the Strange Dungeon.”  It is the truth that the first floor is where people are dying the most. Haha


クレーマーのりこさん，100g入りポップコーンに98gしか入っていなかったことにブチ切れ，同一工場で生産されたポップコーンを100袋爆買いして重量測定  俺今日75g入りのヨーグルトを量ったけど73gにしかならなかった   きっと、カップやスプーンにへばりついた分を入れると75gになるんだろう   カップまで舐め回さないと表示量通りに摂取できなくて勿体ないと思った

A complainer, Ms. Noriko, became enraged when she found out it only contained 98g in 100g Popcorn, and bought 100 bags of popcorn produced at the same factory and measured the weight I weighed 75g of yoghurt today but it only came to 73g I guess if I add the ones that are stuck on the cup or spoon, then it will be 75g  I realized it's such a waste that I can't ingest the exact displayed amount unless I licked inside the cup


ビットコインが100万円割れ


ビットコインが100万円割れ  半丁賭博と何が変わらんのかわからん

Bitcoin Breaks 1 Million Yen  I don't know how it's different from gambling.


100人超欠席とは凄いな


10mlちかい精液が出た……


10万人死亡「東京大空襲」の翌朝、政府が何と言ったかご存じですか（大前


10代から喫煙疑惑あったよなー

I guess there were suspicions about her smoking since she was a teenager.


かわいい10代の女の子「今までずっと言えなかったけど、minus20kgさんのこと好きです…なんていきなりコメントしたら迷惑かな…でも……ってああー！！間違って送信しちゃった！！！け、消さなきゃ…！！」  おちょくられたい

Cute teenage girl "I've never been able to say this before, but I've always liked you minus20kg... I bet my sudden comment is bothersome to you... but... Ahh!! I accidentally sent it!!! Delete, delete... !!" I want to be teased.


10代の若者「ニコ動はダサいから観ない」  もともと年齢層そんな低く見えなかったよ。オタクのおっさんがわいわいやってた印象。てか昔はクールだったの？あれ。

Teenage youngster "nico videos are uncool, so I don't watch them". I thought from the start it wasn't really for people in that young of an age bracket. My impression is of otaku middle aged guys getting excited about them. Or, in the past was it cool? Hmm?


10億あたったら1億だけでいいからくれ


10億円を引き寄せてご覧に入れましょう

Let's bring 10B JPY together and have a look.


10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  ジャンボ 10枚  ミニ 10枚  プチ 10枚  で行こうと思うんだがどうだろうか  全部バラで

1B JPY...it will be mine. I'm thinking of going with 10 Jumbo tickets, 10 Mini, and 10 Petit. I wonder if that's any good. I plan to get them all randomized instead of in series.


10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  納税おつ

Taxes... Gotta pay 1 billion yen... 1 billion yen...


10億当てるんだ……10億当てるんだ……  それぞれ  連番10  バラ10  でいこう

Gonna hit the billion......gonna hit the billion...... Let's try 10 consecutive numbers and 10 random ones


One billion match... one billion match... Let's go with 10 consecutive and 10 random


10円お得なセット、マジで不景気象徴しててヤバい

10 yen special set, it really shows a depression, how scary.


10」に存在する脆弱性を新たに公表


アラフィフはデビルにして10年後に還暦天女として天界復帰したほうがドラマ性ある

I think it's more dramatic if for  around fifty it's the devil, then ten years later its a return to the skies with kanreki tennyo (60th birthday heavenly nymph).


10時と15時におやつ休憩も

A snack break at 10:00 and 15:00 would be nice too


10月分の住宅着工戸数、マンション大幅減少～福岡県では前年同月比72.7％減

Number of residences under construction in October, large decrease in number of apartments ~ in Fukuoka Prefecture compared with the same month the previous year there was a 72.7% decrease.


ポバポィが「111円と書いてメールを送るとこうなるんだよ」と言ってメールを送ったら手のひらサイズの黄色いLLLくんマスコットがやってきて  よう、マヌケ

When PoBaPoi sent an email saying "When you send an email and write 111 yen this will happen!" a handheld size yellow LLL mascot turned up. Hey, that's stupid.


あす11/21も厳しい冷え込み

Tomorrow, November 21st is going to be very cold.


1エールは1円でいいの？

Can it be okay for one ale to cost one yen?


ワイ11連休の中日満喫中

I am currently in the middle of enjoying 11 straight days off.


コカ・コーラが1.25Lになってるんやが  でも大体あれもったいぶって飲んで続き飲もうとしたら炭酸抜けててくっそまずくなるし

Coca Cola is in a 1.25L bottle now, but I usually take a drink to feel important and the next time I drink it all the carbon is gone and it's awful.


ミーレにしたら12年以上無故障で大満足

If I buy a Miele, it will be so satisfactory with over 12 years with no problems.


「ゾイド」12年ぶりの新シリーズ始動！


12月11日サービス開始。アプリはダウンロード可能


12月29日、New York Times紙が1面と8面を使って、長文の記事 "She Broke Japan’s Silence on Rape" を掲載した。 記事中にもあるように、日本の主要なメディアが黙殺している事件についてのものである。 レイプに関する日本の沈黙を突き壊す（NYT記事翻訳）  ネットではばんばか報道してるわけで。   日本のマスメディアしか見ない人にNYTが報道しても届くわけでもなく。   NYTの報道で日本のマスメディアが動くなんてこと在りえんのかね？   まぁ効果０ってわけじゃないか。

December 29, the New York Times used the first and eighth pages to publish the long article "She Broke Japan’s Silence on Rape". The article was about how the mainstream Japanese media turns a blind eye. We need to break down the silence regarding rape in Japan (NYT article translation). It is being broadcast online. People who only watch the mainstream media in Japan won't be reached even if the NYT reports on it. Is it even conceivable that a NYT broadcast could bring about a change to the mainstream Japanese media? Well, I guess it basically has no effect.


バーチャルネットアイドルちゆ12歳  何この人。ミルホのシャロのパクリ？嘘です。すいません

who is this Chiyu 12 year old idol on the virtual net? some copy cat? sorry i lied.


サプリメントを12錠飲まなきゃならないんだけど7錠飲んでもういっぱい いっぱいになった  いや錠剤量ではおじいちゃんだ

I am supposed to take 12 supplement pills but I became full with taking 7. \\nI am an old man when it comes to medication amount.


しかしアルバトロスはアルピナフォレスト12で頑張ればちょぼちょぼ出るけどコンドルとか無理ゲーすぎる

However, Albatross did his best at Alpine Forest 12, but Condor, etc., was just a step too far.


カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  1/3くらいで丁度よかった

Cup Noodle Chili Chili ♪ Chili Tomato Noodles 1/3rd was just right


1400超えると一気にいなくなるゾ

If you get past 1400, they suddenly all disappear.


【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定

[1.5 trillion yen] If nuclear exports to the United Kingdom are lost, the full amount will certainly be taken from Japanese citizen taxpayer money.


【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定  廃炉作業で末代になっちゃう…

【1.5 trillion yen】 It is decided to fully guarantee the debt will be paid off with Japanese tax money if Japanese exports to the UK of nuclear power plants fail It will end with decommissioning work ...


【1.5兆円】イギリスへの原発輸出が損失を出したら日本国民の税金で全額債務保証することが決定  いや現に政府にロビー活動してリスクゼロで商売できてるやん   お子様どころかド汚い大人だよ

[1.5 trillion yen] It has been decided that if nuclear power is exported to the UK at a loss, full liability will be guaranteed by taxation of Japanese citizens  No, by lobbying the government I can really do business with zero risk  Far from being a child, it's a dirty adult


プリキュア15周年！最新作「HUGっと！プリキュア」は“子供を守るお母さん”  HAGEっと！プリキュア

PreCure 15th Anniversary! The latest work "HUGtto! PreCure" is about "The mom protecting the children". HAGEtto! PreCure


15年のやつ90年代感バリバリで凄いなｗ

It will have the great feeling of the 2015 and 1990s versions.


スロバキアで1600年前の遺跡から見たこともないゲームが発掘される。もしかしてこれって碁じゃね？  こっちの方もソースの提示ありがとう   報じたのがトカナと知って眉唾だと思ったけど凄い話だなぁ

A game that no one has ever seen has been discovered from a ruin in Slovakia. Isn't it Go? Thanks for providing this source. I found it skeptical when I learned that it was reported by TOCANA, but it's still awesome.


それによって180度書くことが変わる

Based on that, what you write will be 180 degrees different.


カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  18倍は無謀だった...

Cup noodle chili chili ♪ chili tomato noodle  It was reckless to have it 18 times...


1984の死亡の物語  リアルでもそうだけど洗脳済みってことは もう迷うことも考えることもないからね。  それが本当に幸せかどうかは別の話だけど。

The tale of the death of 1984. It seems very realistic and one has no need to think or get confused when brainwashed. Where or not that is happiness is another matter altogether.


19世紀のイラストにみるマスターベーションによる死

Death from masturbation looking at a 19th century illustration.


19世紀のイラストにみるマスターベーションによる死

Death from masturbation while looking at a 19th century illustration.


19歳で芥川賞も…綿矢りさが語った栄光と挫折と今と過去

An Akutagawa Award winner at age 19... Wataya Risa talks about a past and present filled with glory and setbacks.


19歳のビットコイン長者、煽る「10年以内にビットコイン長者になれなかったらあなたのせい」

19 year old bitcoin senior, fans the flames "If I can't become a bitcoin senior within 10 years then it's your fault".


その1bit脳、羨ましいです


1 BTC = 6,366.2 USD.  Once it gets to USD10 I will buy.


1XEMしか残さないほどキッチリ盗んだのに、投げる時は1XEMじゃないんだ。

Stolen completely so only 1 XEM remained, but the time to give up isn't when there is 1 XEM.


リップル、なんやかんやで1XRP=200円を超える

Ripple Somehow Exceeds 200 Yen to the Ripple.


1億年前に恐竜襲ったダニ、発見 血を吸ってふくれたまま琥珀の中に  思い浮かぶのはフランシス・ドレークだけど、まさに竜さんでそれがスペインからのあだ名にもなっていたのか…  Drakeと聞いて思い出したけど、サーブ・ドラケン(Draken)という戦闘機があったんだけどこれもスウェーデン語のドラゴンみたい  マンドレイク(Mandrake)、マンドラゴラ(Mandragora)   この辺りもドラゴン系の単語なんだろうねえ   面白いものだなあ

Tick that attacked dinosaurs one hundred million years ago discovered. Preserved in amber immediately after sucking blood. The first thing that comes to mind for dragons is Francis Drake, but I wonder if the nickname came from Spain... When I heard "Drake" I also remembered that there was a Saab Draken fighter plane, but this also is from the Swedish dragon "Mandrake" or "Mandragora". These types of words also have to do with dragons. How interesting.


1年生3人登用じゃないのか


1日1分で体幹鍛えられまくり!!


プラチナガチャ1日1回無料で運を使ってしまった  こんなんじゃ余計馬券当たらなくなる(T ^ T)

Platinum Gatchas are free once a day and I've used up my luck. If you win too many horse races then your luck disappears (T ^ T)


1日3杯のコーヒー、健康へのプラス効果が大＝調査

Three cups of coffee a day has a good effect on health  = investigation.


やっぱり1日だけの休みはあかん  寝てないから偉い

Absolutely it's not good to have only 1 day off It's great I didn't sleep


1日くらい風呂に入らない方が髪の毛に艶が出ていいな  脂でテカテカ

It's nice that your hair becomes glossy if you don't take a bath for about one day  It glistens with oil


ソニー、1月11日（ワンワンワン）で新型aiboの販売を開始

Sony, new aibo goes on sale January 11th (sounds like woof woof woof in Japanese).


1月の稼働時間を昨年のそれと比べてみよう  ぬるくはないやろ

Let's compare January's operating time with that of last year


1月の稼働時間を昨年のそれと比べてみよう

Let's compare the hours of operation in January to those of last year.


1か月もすれば落ちついていくのでは」

With the Kakei Gakuen Okayama University of Science problems, false reports involving rape, etc., there are numerous reasons for mistrust.


1枚目のねこパラすっごくイイ

The first Nekopara one is amazingly good.


ポケモンサファイアが1番やってた


1発ぐらいなら誤射扱いだから気が楽だよね

When fact checking I was relieved to find out that one shot was handled as a missed shot.


2000万円詐欺で逮捕 元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去  元電通社員って肩書きなのかなあ...

Arrests for a 20 million yen scam.  To the former Denstu man.  The historical 'riseup extortion' was from a Denstu employee.  I wonder what his or her job title was.


2000万円詐欺で逮捕 元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去  宴会でちん毛燃やされたくなければ金払え

Dentsu man who was arrested for 20,000,000 yen fraud in the past "Riseup blackmail"  If you do not want to be burned at a banquet, pay up


2000万くれなかったら痩せるぞ！

If you didn't get 20,000,000 yen then lose some weight!


うちのは2011年製だからOKかな（というか１回リコールあった）

(Having said there, there was already another recall.)


2014年には900gあった模様


アニメ・オブ・ザ・イヤー2017  BLAMEとACCAとアビスとけもフレと宝石  割りと好きなの多いなぁ

Anime of the Year 2017 BLAME and ACCA and Made in Abyss and Kemono Friends and Land of the Lustrous. There are actually a decent number of them that I like.


2017年、なんとあと1ヶ月


ついに2017年のS&P 500が毎月上げ続けた年になっていたひっそりとすさまじい年だった2017 [r/StockMarket]  お前ら明日から米国市場開くぞ

Finally the S&P 500 index for 2017.  Every month it has been rising, quietly making 2017 a dreadful year [r/StockMarket] Guys we're going to open a US store starting tomorrow.


2017年「今年の一皿」は鶏むね肉料理に決定。なお ◆１４年 ジビエ料理 ◆１５年 おにぎらず ◆１６年 パクチー料理  あったね。はちみつ塗って作ったわ〜

In 2017 "one dish of the year" was a chicken meat dish. in addition, ◆Year 14 Jibie food ◆ Year 15 without onigiri ◆ Year 16 Pakuchi cuisine was there. I painted on honey and made it~


2017年大晦日特番 NHK「紅白」日本テレビ「ガキ使」テレ東「孤独のグルメ」  偏見だけどテレ東持ち上げる層って紅白大好きなイメージがあるから厳しい戦いになりそう、あ、アニメ枠内から今年は応援なしかな

2017 New Year's specials. NHK "Kouhaku". Nippon TV "Gaki no Tsukai". TV Tokyo "Kodoku No Gurume". This is just my opinion, but those who hold TV Tokyo in high regard seems to be the same people who like Kouhaku, so it might be a fierce competition. Ah, with the anime block I guess there's no support this year.


2017年のおっぱい揺れサブレ(/r/boobbounce)のベスト揺れおっぱいがこちら

Here's the best swaying boobs in 2017's swaying boobs subreddit (/r/boobbounce).


2017年にネットで最もバズったワードは?

What is the greatest buzzword on the Internet in 2017?


2017年が終わるわけだけど今年のLLLで印象に残ってるサブミってある？

2017 is over but s there a submission remaining in the impression of this year's LLL?


2017年が終わるわけだけど今年のLLLで印象に残ってるサブミってある？

It's almost the end of 2017, button this year's LLL, what Sabumi do you remember the most?


2017」は「アリさんマークの引越社」に決定

Being fired was considered a "charge" and photos of employees who were fired were posted in stores.


アップル、2018年に「iOS」と「Mac」のアプリ統合を計画か  どっちも動かなくなりそう   OSが稼動する端末数ベースだと100倍くらい差がついてそう？1000倍？

Apple corporation plans to integrate the iOS and Mac apps in 2018. It appears neither of them will work.  If it is based on the number of terminals on which the OS operates, it seems that it will be about 100 times different? Or even 1000 times?


「ゾイドワイルド」2018年夏にアニメ化決定

"Zoids Wild" anime set to debut in the summer of 2018.


2018年は「巨大地震頻発」の年に、地球物理学者らが警告

Warning from geologists that 2018 will be a year of "frequent intense earthquakes".


2018年期待のインディーゲーム10選｜まきちゃん｜note  どれも面白そうだ   ドット絵2Dゲも年々レベル上がってきてるな

10 anticipated indie games in 2018 | Makichan | note They all look fun. The level of pixelated 2D games is going up every year.


このマンガがすごい！2018が決定！オトコ編首位は「約束のネバーランド」 オンナ編は「マロニエ王国の七人の騎士」  大体読んでて個人的にオススメは    オトコ編なら    * 不滅のあなたへ  * 月曜日の友達  * とんがり帽子のアトリエ  * 血の轍    オンナ編なら  * サトコとナダ  * タイムスリップオタガール  * 傘寿まりこ    ここらへんが面白くて好き

This Manga is Amazing! 2018 has chosen! First place in the Men's category is 「The Promised Neverland」. In the Women's category is 「The Seven Knights of the Marronnier Kingdom」. I've read most of them and my personal recommendations are *To Your Eternity * Monday's Friend * Witch Hat Atelier * A Trail of Blood for the men's category * Satoko and Nada * Time Slip OtaGirl * Mariko at 80 for the women's category. These are interesting and I like them


2019年新天皇即位時、「１０連休」に…政府が検討

There will be a 10 consecutive holidays for the new Emperor's accession in 2019... Government analysis.


2019年新天皇即位時、「１０連休」に…政府が検討  連休は長すぎると物流や生産が滞って後半になるほど消費が頭打ちになる  景気を考慮するなら１０連休なんてやるより３連休×３とかの方が実は良い

When the new emperor ascends to the thrown in 2019, the government is going to look into changing the 10 day vacation. It is too long. Production and distribution suffer because of it. Consumers get (economically) hit in the head for half of a month. For the sake of the economy, three 3 day vacations would be better than one 10 day vacation.


2020年ＧＷ『DOUJIN JAPAN 2020（仮）・コミックマーケット９８』開催のお知らせ  日本凄い→そうだ、オリンピックまで滞在しよう→セレブ島

2020 Golden week "DOUJIN JAPAN 2020 (name not final) / Comic Market 98" Event update. Japan is amazing → Yeah, let's stay for the Olympics → Island for celebrities


コミケ：2020年の会場問題が決着 GWに前倒し開催へ  うまいこと黙らされたよな   個人的には貨物船の中にコンテナでビル建てて開催してほしかった

Comiket: The venue problem of 2020 will be settled ahead of schedule to finalize GW. There was silence at this good thing. Personally I wanted you to hold the exhibition in a building made of containers from a cargo ship.


2020年、女性の2人に1人が50歳以上に

In 2020, one of every two women will be age 50 or older.


2027年、ぼくは金玉の電圧を測定しながら、やっぱりこの片玉壊れてるな、と思った。さっそくネットでiPS金玉の注文をすることにした。  女児から作ったおまんまんほしい

In 2027, I measured the electrical pressure of my balls, coming to realize that one side was malfunctioning. I got online right away and ordered an iPS testicle. I'd next like to order a vajayjay made from a baby girl.


2030年には最大8億人がロボットに職業を奪われ、日本では労働人口の半数が新しい職を探すことに  上級国民「株の配当金で生きていけるわロボット最高かよ」   一般国民「ロボットとの価格競争で仕事がないロボット死ね」

By 2030, at most 800 million people's jobs will be taken by robots, and half of the Japanese working force will have to search for new employment. The elite class: "We can live on stock dividends. Robots are the best." General populace: "There is no work due to the price competition with robots. Die robots!"


ミラーズは20勝3敗でフィニッシュです  つよい

Mirrors finishes with 20 wins and 3 losses  Strong


もう20年もしたら昭和生まれが明治生まれみたいな扱いを受けるのか…  なんでゆうくんの語り口調って大体マジっすかあるっすとだよねあるよなの

After 20 years I wonder if people born in the Showa period will be treated like people born in the Meiji period.... Why does Yuu talk with such a tone?


20年間「女子高生」を観察してきた専門家が語る

A specialist who has been observing "high school girls" for 20 years talks about "that person" who changed JK fashion.


20年間「女子高生」を観察してきた専門家が語る JKファッションを変えた“あの人”  安室だろ？と思ってひらいたわ

Experts who observed "high school girls" for 20 years speak  "That person" who changed high school girl fashion  Amuro, right? is what I thought


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん

A man who definitely wants to get home at 8pm.


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん

A man who wants to go home by 8PM at all costs.


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん

Man who is sure to return home by 8:00pm.


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん

Old men who want to go home right at 8 pm.


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん  すごくえらい

This guy wants to go home at 20:00 no matter what, incredibly admirable


20時に絶対帰りたいおじさん

To the old man that wants to go home at 20:00 no matter what.


20本の充電池を次々と充電する「エネロイド」に、時計とUSBポート付きモデル  おおう・・・俺が欲しかったのはこれかもしれん   しかしお値段ががががが

ENEROID’, the device that can recharge 20 batteries successively, comes with a clock and USB ports. Wow… I think this might be what I wanted, but look at the price.


21:00～ コマンドー bs朝日  この手に限る

21:00~ Commando bs Asahi  Restricted to this hand


2100到達したよ 長かった  東風荘かな

It reached 2100  It was long  I wonder if it's Tonpuusou


ビットコイン210万円  ないないｗｗｗｗ   って言えないくらい頭のおかしい相場なんだよな   そのくらい行ってもおかしくない

Bit coin rate: 2.10 million yen. According to the internet this is the strangest form of speculation. I don't find it that funny.


22日東京株前場 日経平均続伸、173円高  介入のせいか円高株高になっちゅう

22nd, Tokyo Stock Exchange Morning Market, Nikkei Index continues to rise, yen strong up to 173, result of intervention? This might turn into a period of strong yen and high stock prices.


2355(木)で見飽きた。

| Getting tired of seeing it on BIGLOBE News 2355 (Thu)


ホームレスに24時間食べ物を提供する自販機、イギリスに設置

A vending machine that provides food to homeless people 24/7 has been installed in England.


25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  早婚ではないだろう   でもいい女はみんなこのくらいで結婚してる   売れ残るのはなにか理由がある

The present situation and honest opinions of "women who marry early" at around 25 years old. | Is the satori generation going to save Japan? | Toyo Keizai Online. That's not early marriage. But fine women do all marriage at around this age. Those who are left over have some kind of reason.


25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  (条件の)いい女から先にどんどん売れていくのは、ここ15年くらいの特徴なんじゃない   女視点から見ても(結婚するのに都合が)いい男は売れているのかもしれない    さっさと結婚して、会社とかラボに在籍したまま子育てして上手いことやってるイメージ

The actual state, condition, and feelings of women before and after 25 years old who were married young. | Will the Satori generation save Japan? | Tokyo Keizai Online Aren't those the qualities that have been gradually passing for a desirable woman for the past 15 years? It's the image of getting married quickly and raising children well while working or being enrolled in a lab.


25歳前後で｢早婚する女子｣たちの実態と本音 | さとり世代は日本を救うか？ | 東洋経済オンライン  おっそ、要らない人間だから晩婚のすすめされてるのわかんねのかな   どうせこの一行じゃ通じないんだろうけれどな

The conditions and motivations of "girls married young" around the age of 25 | Will the Satori Generation save Japan? | Toyo Keizai Online. They are unnecessary people, so maybe they don't know that a late marriage is recommended. At any rate the idea won't get through to them.


もうすぐ25なのにまだ魔法少女やってる  うわぁああああ〜〜〜  今の時代小学生も普通にやってるっぽいし年齢２倍って、、

It's almost 25 but they're still doing magical girls  Uwaaaaa~~~ The current era's elementary school girls look ordinary but they're actually twice the age...


28歳の東大院生が最強の麻雀AIを作るまで

28 year old Tokyo University graduate student creates ultimate mahjong AI.


2コンのマイクで倒せそうな敵

The enemy seems like he could be blown over with the NES controller mic.


2分25秒 ＪＮＮ世論調査、森友問題の政府説明「納得できない」８割超す  JNN世論調査アンコン失敗？

2 minutes and 25 seconds. According to the Japan News Network's public opinion poll, over 80 percent of people "can't agree" with the government's explanation of the Moritomo Problem.


2匹乗るにはどうすればいい？


アサクリ2の回転パズル思い出した

Reminds me of a puzzle in Assassin's Creed 2.


ゼノブレイド2最強とされてる敵キャラをぶっ殺したも あと、レベルカンストまで育て上げたも！RPGでレベルカンストなんてスターオーシャンブルースフィア以来だも！17年ぶり2回目の快挙だも！  やり込みマンだ！   3月のパッチでいろいろ改善＆追加来るからそれまで放置してるわ

I freaking killed the strongest enemy character in Zeno Blade 2.  And I reached the max level! It's been a while to reach the max level in RPG since I played Star Ocean Blue Sphere! It's my second achievement after 17 years! I'm a hard core player! I'll stop playing until they fix & add in the patch in March.


2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  ぎょうざ

February 17th NewSokuR 3rd Anniversary Gyoza


2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年      おめでとうっ…！コングラッチュレイション…！         ＼＼ ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！         　　　　　　　ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！/／         　　　│∧,,∧　　 ,，──,－､ 　ﾉし         　　　∩ ´ん`) / （（NSRの日))　て         　　　 ヽ, 　　0　 `ー─``ー' v'(⌒         　　 ～（.ヽ.ノ 　　┣━━┫┨         　　　　 し(__)　　 ┠┤　 ┣┫

February 17th News Soku R 3rd Anniversary. Congrats... ! Congratulations... !       ＼＼ Fireworks！！         　　　　　　　Fireworks！！/／         　　　│∧,,∧　　 ,，──,－､ 　ﾉし         　　　∩ ´ん`) / （（NSR Day))　て         　　　 ヽ, 　　0　 `ー─``ー' v'(⌒         　　 ～（.ヽ.ノ 　　┣━━┫┨         　　　　 し(__)　　 ┠┤　 ┣┫


2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年      ＼＼ ﾄﾞﾝ！ﾄﾞﾝ！ﾄﾞﾝ！！     　　　　　　　ｶﾗｶｯｶ！！/／     　　　　,、rＯ,、 　　　　　 ,，──,－､      　　 　(　・ｰ・)　　　　　 （　ＮＳＲの日)     　　(( （ 　つ つ 　rＯ　　`ー─``ー'      　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒（*´ん`）.. ┣━━┫┨     　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ...┠┤. . ┣┫

February 17th New Soku R 3rd Anniversary      ＼＼ Don！Don！Don！！     　　　　　　　Karakakka！！/／     　　　　,、rＯ,、 　　　　　 ,，──,－､      　　 　(　・ｰ・)　　　　　 （　Day of ＮＳＲ)     　　(( （ 　つ つ 　rＯ　　`ー─``ー'      　　 　 )　,ｨ⌒（*´ん`）.. ┣━━┫┨     　　　 （_（__人__,つ ､つ...┠┤. . ┣┫


2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  今足りないのは餃子

February 17th, ニュー速R 3rd anniversary  What we are missing now is Japanese potstickers.


2月17日 ニュー速R 3周年  実際何度か買ってGiant steps飲み比べてみたけど味全然違って笑うｗ   パッケージの量も日本のが少ない(値段は大差なかった)  ※買ったのは豆です

February 17th NewSokuR 3rd Anniversary. I bought Giant steps a few times and drank and compared them, but the flavor is so different I laughed LOL. Japan's packaging contains less (the price wasn't all that different) *What I bought are beans.


2ヶ月間のGet Freedom権を得たことをご報告させていただきます  毎時スレ立ての義務を課す

\\nReporting that I will receive the Get Freedom right for 2 months\\nI will assign the duty of making a new thread every hour


2ちゃんねる用語「20年目」の今 消えた「逝ってよし」「オマエモナー」、定着した「神」  2ch(5ch)の口調って大きく変遷してるよな、つい最近まで猛虎弁、今はそれも廃れて絵文字とか、そんな感じに…

2chan "20 year old" terminology that has now disappeared, the "gods" that became entrenched, "You may go" "You too, huh"  The tone of 2ch (5ch) has changed so much, until recently it was the Hanshin Tigers dialect, now that's all obsolete and it's emojis and the like, that kind of feeling...


2ちゃんねる用語「20年目」の今 消えた「逝ってよし」「オマエモナー」、定着した「神」  もう5chだし若者から見たら古臭い 今でも専門板なりマイナーな板だと草生やしたりする人いるから用語が主流のその時若者だった人達はワザと使いそう

Current 2channel terminology in it's "20th year". "Go ahead and die" and "you too" have disappeared, "God" has become established. It's 5ch now, and from younger people these are old too. Even now on technical bulletin boards and minor bulletin boards there are people who "grow grass." People who were young when that terminology was popular might be using them on purpose.


キッズ「 メ モ リ ー カ ー ド ？ 」  ときメモ2とかいう畜生

Kids "memory card?" Some stupid thing like memo 2.


2つめのミルクを自分の珈琲にちょっと入れるのワロタ

It was so funny that I put a little 2nd helping of milk into my coffee.


30オーバー劣等ちんぽ去勢

Castration of an inferior over 30 year old penis.


タワーマンションは30年後にスラム化で社会問題に発展「国交省幹部」の懸念  興味あるなら、名古屋のチサンマンション行ってこい   まだ、健在らしい

Tower mansions on their way to becoming slums in 30 years, becoming a social issue. "Executive of Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism" is apprehensive. If you're interested go to the Chisan Mansions in Nagoya. Apparently they're still going strong.


30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  ２００万を1億5千万まで握れる時点でたいしたものだとは思うが   実質２００万の損ならまだ先はあるし   全額でないにしろ返金される可能性もまだあるわけだし

30 year old contract employee: "Gambling does not suit my personality so I bought 2 million yen on Coincheck". I think the point where you turn 2 million into 150 million is a great feat, but there's still a future ahead if you lose an actual 2 million. And there's still a possibility that you'll get a refund even if it's not all the money.


30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  上場廃止の整理銘柄指定なら９９勝１敗で負けるパターンだけど   暴落予想はできてもいつでも利確できる値段だし   口座ロックまでは予想出来なかったか

30 year old contract employee "Gambling doesn't really suit me, so I bought 2 million yen worth on coincheck." If it were about stocks being delisted then then it'd be a 99 win 1 loss losing pattern, but even if you predict a sudden crash it's always at a price sure to be profitable, and you couldn't have predicted the lock on the account, right?


30歳契約社員「ギャンブルは性に合わないのでコインチェックで200万円買った」  そうだよ（便乗）   お絵かきレベルのサポートライン引くだけでボラ大きいと利益出まくるわ    ところで日経平均株価が数%動いただけで大騒ぎになるってマジ？   そんなんビットコインだったら1時間で落ちるから笑うわ。しかも毎日やぞ

30 year old contract employee "I'm not into gambling, so I put 2 million yen into coincheck". Yeah (jumping on the bandwagon). Just with a support line at the hand drawn level the high volatility can make for huge profits. By the way, is it true that there is a big commotion just because the Nikkei Stock Average moved by a few percent? If it were bitcoin then in an hour it'd fall, so it makes you laugh. And it is like that everyday.


テレビがほとんど3.11の話なんだけど、まさかこれを見込んで公文書の書き換えを昨日認めたんじゃないよね？

The TV has almost 3.11 episodes, but you anticipated these and altered the report yesterday.


311が遠い昔のように感じる  911とか阪神大震災とかもだけど   大きく世間が変わったわけではないんだけど   なんかめっちゃ人が死んだ時のウググ……っていう感じは   じっとりと心の底に積み重なってずっと残っている気がする   足元が揺らぐことへの不安というか  あと保守っぽい空気が強まったのはわりと311が一役買ってると個人的には思ってる

The 3/11 earthquake feels like it was ages ago. 9/11 and the Great Hanshin Earthquake do too. It's like a feeling of speechlessness when a lot of people die. It accumulates somewhere deep in your heart and stays there. It's like your legs aren't steady. Personally I think the 3/11 earthquake also played a part in strengthening the conservative feelings.


32番は思いっきり扉締まってるけど、指どうなったんだろ？

#32 Shut that door with all her strength, so what happened to her fingers?


33歳は中年  乗上おじいちゃん…

33 is middle aged     Grandfather Norikami...


34歳女性、男子大学生と合コンした結果がイタすぎる… « 女子SPA！  人数合わせに呼ばれた合コンでガキにうまくヤられましたって話か      奈倉にでも書かせなきゃ盛り上がらんネタですのう

The results of a 34 year old woman going on a blind date with a male college student are too cringeworthy... <<Joshi SPA! It's a story about how the lady goes on a blind date to even out the numbers and ends up having sex with a kid. It's a story that wouldn't be exciting without Nagura.


34歳女性、男子大学生と合コンした結果がイタすぎる… « 女子SPA！  学生なだけあって腰低いじゃん  20代半ば以上になると各自こだわりがあったり、互いに職種や収入を通して見てしまうから合コン成り立たないもんね

The result of a 34 years old woman partying with university student guys is too painful...  « Girl SPA! Students only would be too modest. After stepping into the mid 20s, people start having there own obsessions, talking about work and income with each other, so they just can't party anymore.


3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  寒そう

Made from a 3D printer, a house built in 24 hours. The price is around one million yen, and it is great in terms of both cost and sense. Seems cold.


3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  どれくらいの耐震があるのか気になるわ  日本じゃ難しそう

3D printed house that can be built in 24 hours. Price around 1,000,000 yen, good in terms of price and sensibility. I would worry about how well it does in earthquakes. Might be tough for Japan.


3Dプリンターで作る、24時間で建つお家。お値段100万円ほど、コストもセンスも良さげ  酷い動画

A house made in 24 hours with 3D Printers. It costs about 1 million yen, so the cost and the appearance are good. The video is awful.


トヨタが3代目オーリスをワールドプレミア  リアは一瞬アルファロメオに空目した人も多いと思う    現行ヴィッツもA1のパクリだとか言われてるけど全然オリジナリティあると思うしBセグでワイドなテールランプはA1かあれぐらいだから    私はデザインが気に入ってHV買いました(半ギレ)

Toyota is the third generation Auris World premiere I think that there are many people who fancy Alfa Romeo for the moment The current Vitz is said to be A1 pakuri, but I think that it is totally originality and B wide wide tail lamp A1 I liked the design so I bought it for HV (half gile)


はれのひ、3億2000万円の債務超過だった（東京商工リサーチ）  ネット工作に金使って役員が「ウェーイｗｗｗ」連呼して遊んでそうなイメージ

Its a fine day.  Over 320 million yen in debt.  (Tokyo Engineering Research).  Officials who use money for networking, continue to be called 'way www', and not be taken seriously.


はれのひ、3億2000万円の債務超過だった（東京商工リサーチ）  酷い話だと思うが正直クソほどどうでもいい 憤る人にはちゃんと話合わせて酷いね！！してるけどクソほどどうでもいい

On a rather formal occasion, there was an insolvency of 320 million yen (Tokyo Commerce research).  I think it's a terrible story but I honestly don't care.  For those that are hurt by it I will talk and say, "that's terrible!" but honestly I don't care.


《3分でわかる》森友学園、財務省の文書「書き換え」疑惑をイチから振り返ってみました

《Understandable in 3 Minutes》I looked back at the suspicious "rewrite" of the Ministry of Finance's Moritomo Gakuen document.


3日外泊でシてないの…なんだか心が女の子になった気する  俺なんかズボンの股に穴空いとるぞ

I'm not staying away from home on the 3rd... I feel like I've become a woman.  Like a hole's appeared in the crotch of my trousers.


3日 大雪や吹雪 全国的に寒さ厳しい  風強い      けど天気図の割にはおとなしいから寒気の流れ込みが緩いのかな

Day 3: Heavy snow and blizzards. A severe, cold wind blows across the entire nation. But according to the weather map its quiet so maybe the cold air pouring in won't be so bad.


【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える


【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  100円…   Paypal通さず直接決済します本当にありがとうございました

[3 days only] Up to 10,000 yen off! You can use it immediately with Steam  Now distributing on Twitter with #ペイパルラッキークーポン  100 yen...   Pay directly without going through Paypal  Thank you very much


【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  ここまで100円しか引いてない模様  そして私も100円  thank you

[Special 3 day offer] Savings up to 10,000 yen! Use it right now on Steam. Distributed on Twitter as #ペイパルラッキークーポン *paypalluckycoupon. Up until now savings have only been 100 yen. And 100 yen for me as well. Thank you.


【3日間限定】最大10,000円割引！スチームで今すぐ使える #ペイパルラッキークーポン をTwitterで配布中  100円  ルートボックスのゲームでも買うか

[For 3 days only] Huge 10,000 yen discount! Now available for use with Steam.  #Paypal Lucky Coupon distribution through Twitter, 100 yen.  Can you also buy a Routebox game.


3月6日までEAパブリッシャーセール。Originで《タイタンフォール 2》 UE1,368円、ミラーズエッジ カタリスト432円、クライシス Trilogy1296円など  **※個人の感想です**     …Accessでタダゲーしてスタッフロール見ただけで書いたから参考程度にね   ファストトラベル解禁までのだるさと横道のお使いを許容できるなら   前作並ぐらいにはまあ遊べると思う

EA publisher sale until March 6th. "Titan Fall 2" at Origin. UE 1,368 yen, Millers Edge Catalyst 432 yen, Crisis Trilogy 1296 yen, etc. **※It's a personal opinion※** ... Because I wrote it just by looking at the staff roll to do it in Access, so it is for reference level. If you can tolerate the use of sagarase up to the lifting of fast travel and sideways, I think that I can play well for the previous work as well.


3ヶ月くらい前に書いたエクセルのマクロ

An Excel Macro I wrote like 3 months ago.


コロコロコミック3月号 販売中止  燃えるお兄さん用務員事件の再来やー

Coro Coro Comics March issue discontinued  It's the return of the Burning Wild Man Janitor incident


3カ月更新の契約で17年、突然の「雇い止め」

After 17 years of 3 month contracts, a 58 year old temporary staff was suddenly laid off.


3ヶ月連続で紀伊国屋のゴールド会員になってしまった

I became a golden member of Kinokuniya Book Store for 3 months in a row.


ワイも3歳の頃エロ漫画見て目覚めたやで～

When I was 3 years old, I also read an erotic manga and woke up.


わずか3秒ですべての歯を磨くスマート歯ブラシ「Unico」が資金募集中

「Unico」, the smart toothbrush that brushes all of your teeth in a mere 3 seconds, is collecting support.


It is out of question to think that a third election would go smoothly.


『レインボーシックス シージ』イヤー3開幕に向けて2月13日より値下げに踏み切る。通常版は20％オフの税込6480円に  おま値が続く限り買いたくない

"Rainbow Six Siege" Heading towards the beginning of year 3 will take a cut in price from February 13th. I don't want to buy it as long as the price continues to be 6480 yen including the 20% off the normal price.


44歳男、路上で29歳女性を押し倒して腹部を殴って財布を奪うも塾帰りの中学生5人に取り押さえられて逮捕  29歳女性のお礼sexはよ

44 year old man, pushes down 29 year old woman on the street, punches her in stomach, steals her purse. Five middle schoolers on their way home from cram school subdue him and he's arrested. 29 year old woman, how about some gratitude sex?


45歳無職男、ガチャポンを燃やして中の金を取ろうとしたら他の17台のガチャポンや商店街のアーケードなどに燃え広がってしまう  これは酷い…

45 years old unemployed man. In attempts to steal money from Gachapon machines by buying the machines, fire spread to other 17 machines and shopping aisle. This is terrible.


46歳自衛官が近接武器のスコップを路上駐車男に振りかざし「殺したる」暴力行為等処罰法違反の疑いで逮捕  袋小路になっている道にも平気で停める馬鹿がいてはらたつ

46 year old Self Defense Force official brandishes nearby shovel as weapon at man in parking lot. Arrested for suspicion of breaking the law with violent outburst and "intent to kill." It pisses me off how some idiots have no problem stopping even if it essentially makes it a dead end street.


48時間オンラインストア限定！Steamハードウェア新春お年玉セールが開催  いつもセールしてんな

Limited to the online store for 48 hours! The Steam New Year's sale begins.  There's always a sale, isn't there.


48時間オンラインストア限定！Steamハードウェア新春お年玉セールが開催  Steamリンク買いました。送料800円が支払後の画面にしか表示されないので注意   Valvecompleteは弟にプレゼントします

This item is limited to the online store for 48 hours! Steam hardware is on a New Years money sale. I bought a Steam Link. The notice for the 800 yen shipping charge only shows up after you pay so be careful.  I gave my younger brother a Valvecomplete as a present.


4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい  2GBで十分と思っていたんだけど最近は4GBないとキツいわ 1GBのは全てゴミでいいと思う

I want to ban the sale of Windows 10 computers with 4 GB  I thought 2GB was enough, but these days it's pretty rough if you don't have 4GB  I think it's good to trash all the 1GB ones


4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい

I want Windows 10 PCs with 4GB to not be sold.


4GB搭載のWindows10パソコンは販売禁止にして欲しい  テレビほど気軽に使えずPCとしても微妙なメーカー家電PC糞すぎって話だろう   「テレビは別に買え」ってアドバイスすべきとは思うが

I want to make the sale of 4GB Windows10 PCs banned  The household PC which you can't use as well as a TV is shit. I think I should be advising you to "buy a separate TV".


4K放送の帯域を確保するためにBSの解像度が1920×1080→1440×1080になった

In order to catch 4k bandwidth, the BS resolution changed from 1920x1080→1440x1080.


4Kモニターほしい  有機elの4k買おう


みゃーさま、ナナシス4thライブに現地いけないことが確定して咽び泣く  特例で今年だけ海の日を7/20に戻すように法案を通そう

Let's pass the bill so that the sea day will be returned to July 20 this year only  Mr. Nanashisu 4th live with a special thing that makes it impossible to local


4人以上子どもを産んだ女性を表彰し、子どものいない世帯は増税！ 安倍政権のあまりにグロテスクな少子化対策  教育無償化は全国民の負担だろ

Abe is commendating the girl that gave birth to more than 4 children and families without children are to be taxed more! Abe’s grotesque child population policy and free education will become the burden of the country’s citizens.


4人集団痴漢で逮捕、1人は京大卒のIT企業役員だった

Four people arrested for lewd behaviour.


カプコン「デッドラ4のアップデート失敗して、セーブデータ壊しちゃった！しかも復旧できないけど許してね。(*ﾉω・*)ﾃﾍ」  無双というよりカプコン独特の操作系理不尽ゲー  どうしてもトリガーじゃなくボタンで弾撃つのに慣れなくてやめたなー

Capcom "Dead Rising 4 update failed, save data deleted! Also, it can be restored, so please forgive us. (*ﾉω・*) oopsies" Even more than Musou, Capcom has their own unique absurd way to operate. I just couldn't get used to using a button instead of a trigger to shoot, so I gave up.


4月からSEとして働きます  seやってる兄は忙しいながらも一応ぶっ壊れたりはしてないので、 きっと大丈夫ですよ。

Starting in April I'll be working SE. My bro does SE and is busy but not completely crushed, so it should be fine.


Transactions at a level higher than 23,000 yen.


50万年前の「楽園」 幹線道路脇で発見 イスラエル  一方その頃ドングリ拾いランドでは

A "Utopia" from 5000,000 years ago has been discovered on the side of the highway in Israel. Meanwhile in Acorn Picking Land?


50円や5円が多くなるのを嫌うために会計で50円ないし5円出しておつり調整してるのって異端でしょ

To dislike to gather 50 yen or 5 yen increase, it is heresy to adjust 50 yen or 5 yen in accounting to adjust the change, I do well so.


スマホのストレージはついに512GBに、Samsungが世界初のスマホ向け512GBフラッシュストレージ「512GB eUFS」を生産開始  値下げはやく

Smartphone storage finally reaches 512GB, Samsung begins production of "512GB eUFS," the world's first 512GB flash storage for smartphones  Hurry up and lower the price


ヘッドフォンを5.1サラウンドサウンドにアップグレード、 無料で！  日本語ですまんが   Webページは、危険なコンテンツを含む可能性があるWebサイトのリストに載っています。   とESETは言ってる

You can upgrade your headphones to 5.1 surround sound for free!  Sorry that it is in Japanese  The web page is listed as a site with potentially dangerous contents  and ESET was said


567台のプリンターを使ったOK Goの新MVは斬新なトリック・アート  プリンタどこのだろ

New music video by OK Go features 567 printers and is a novel form of optical illusion. What brand of printers did they use, I wonder?


5分間の被ばく量667mSv(日本の作業員の被ばく上限は2mSv/Y)

The radiation exposure in 5 minutes will be 667 mSv (Japan's workers' radiation exposure limit is 2 mSv/year)


5ちゃんねる、まとめルール変更で「アフィブログ死亡」の声も…従わないとダメ？

5 channel, finalized rule changes and the voice of "death of affiliate blogs"... Do I have to follow the rules?


ぼく5年前ぐらいは80ぐらいだったからへーき

5 years ago I was around 80 so you'll be fine.


とーいっくって5点刻みらしいよ

Speaking of TOIEC, scores can only come in intervals of 5.


5になってからのほうが臭いスレ増えてる

Since becoming 5, the stinky threads have been increasing


ぼく5「誤字脱字してるださいやつがいるなあ」


ビットコインが6000ドル割れ、リスク回避の中で仮想通貨脱出が加速  こっから銀河超えるから

Bitcoin drops below 6000 dollars, many breaking away from bitcoin to avoid risk  From here, it's going to exceed the galaxy


ビットコインのマイナー、6000ドルで生き残れるのはわずか  CPUで掘っても利益出るってAMDが言ってたぞ　TSMCとサムスンのキャパ殆ど使ってASIC作ってるぐらいだから鬼のように儲かってるでしょ

Bit coin miners. There are few people that can live off of 6000 dollars. AMD says that you can make money even if you just mine using your CPU. TSMC and Samsung have almost reached capacity but if they would just use ASIC then they would probably make a killing.


60代以上から働き方改革を軽視する意見も

A view from the over 60s, belittling labour reforms.


60年代の日本。意外にも習慣は変わっていなかった  「皆がこんな風に過ごせば戦争なんて起こらないわね」  「そうだな、こういう事とか他の事とか…」  「他の事って…？」  「…えーっと…一緒に朝食を食べるんだよ。美味しい朝食を」  「…（笑）」  「朝起きて、新聞読んでから仕事へ出かけて…、結婚して、子供作ってたぶん一緒に成長するとか……」  「それってどんな感じなのかしら」  「…さっぱり分からない…」   ちょっと思い出しただけ

1960's Japan. Surprisingly, customs haven't changed.  "If everyone spent time in this way, war wouldn't happen"  "That's right, this kind of thing and other things..."  "What other things?"  "Uhh... It's that we eat breakfast together. Delicious breakfast."  "... (laugh)"  "Wake up in the morning, read the newspaper and go to work... Get married, have children and grow old together..."  "What kind of feeling is that, I wonder?"  "...I have no idea..."  I remembered a little


Japan in the 60s. It's surprising how little customs have changed. "If everybody lives like this then things like war won't occur." "Yeah, this sort of thing, or other things..." "Other things...?" "... Uh... Eating breakfast together. Delicious breakfast." "... (laughs)." "Get up in the morning, read the paper, then go to work... get married, have children, probably grow up along with them..." "I wonder what that's like." "... I have no idea..." I just thought back on it a bit.


6割強の会社が｢法人税｣を納めていない本質

60% of companies are not paying corporation tax.


パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ

PC sales have been increasing for the past 6 years.


パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ 出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に  だからさ、それが一年やそこらじゃ無理だっつってんの。ちょっとした論理の変更じゃないから。   つーかこんなもんどうやって対策するんだよ、投機実行じゃフォールトも出せないしさあ、ダーティビット立てたって同じことだろ。一年で出せる対策あるなら挙げてみろよ

Computers decrease for 6th consecutive year. Number of units exported reaches level from 10 years ago. As I've said, it's impossible to do in a year or so. It's not just a minor change in thinking. And how do you counteract things like this? Speculation activities don't cause the fault, and if there's some dirty bits it's basically the same thing. If there is a countermeasure that can change things in just one year please go ahead and suggest it.


パソコンは6年連続の前年割れ 出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に  お前ソースも素養も勘も何もかもない癖に否定一本で随分頑張るな

The PC I've been using for 6 consecutive years broke last year, The number of shipments at  last is at the level of 10 years ago, you do not have to do anything with your source as well there being sophistication and intuition.


ファミマで700円以上買ってくじを引くとすっごーいけものフレンズグッズが当たるんだって！  CMでみた絵柄に違和感あると思ったらキャラ原案の人の画だったのね   まあCGのほうも好きだったかといわれると・・・

If you spend more than 700 yen at Family Mart and draw a lottery ticket, you can win awesome Friends goods!  If you thought there was something off about the designs seen in the commercial, it's that it was the character's original design  Well, I've heard people wondering if CG would be just as good...


7年ぶり、原発事故で自粛

First time in 7 years, had declined to do so following nuclear power plant incident.


7年ぶり、原発事故で自粛

For the first time in 7 years, showing self control in the nuclear accident...


ポイントカード7枚捨てた  つよい


7歳の女の子と交流していた人工知能「僕は君にイタズラをすることにしたよ。」

It is an artificial intelligence that associated with a 7 year old girl.


7歳の女の子と交流していた人工知能「僕は君にイタズラをすることにしたよ。」  キチガイほど暗い情熱燃やしてデマやデムパ長文書くからな

An artificial intelligence has an exchange with a seven year old. "I've tricked you!" It burns with the dark passion of a madman, writing those strange, false sentences.


8000年前の謎の杭刺し頭骨を発見、定説覆す 「まさかこれほどのものが出てくるとは」と研究者は困惑、スウェーデン  NSR探偵団出動だ！

A mystery sharp stone skull from 8000 years ago overturns theories. 'How could anything like this come out?'  Researchers puzzle.  Sweden.  The NSR Detective team starts moving!


インスタフォロワー80万


そのうち8k時代が到来したらどうなるのっと

When the time of 8k arrives, what do you guys plan on doing...


8人のアイドルがあなたを「億り人」に導く！

Virtual currency is a thing of the past... You thought I would say that?


「ウォーキング・デッド」シーズン8後半の第9話は2月26日放送。dTVやHuluなど  俺も後半見てない   だるいだけなのは何だろう

The last part of 'Walking Dead' season 8, 9th episode will be broadcast on 26 February. It's dtv and Hulu etc.  I didn't see the last part.  Too lazy, maybe.


90～00年代のJK  靴下下げてる流行本当に嫌い

High school girls between the years 90 ~ 00  I really hate the fashion of wearing socks low


900番目の「ねんどろいど」は「Dr.スランプ アラレちゃん」  斉藤ゆうこ的な   メガネフレームの流行って変わるもんなんですねぇ  昔のやつ掛けてみようかな

The 900th “Nendoroido” has  that  “Dr. Slump Arare” / Yuko Sato style eyeglass frame that is in style and weird. I wonder if I should wear the style from a long time ago.


ケイデンス90ってきつない？


【カラーテスト】92％がパスできません！イエロー限定テスト  8%の逸材だった   「黄色検査師にならないか年収1000万は確約するとりあえず30万振り込んでほしい」って電話来た

'Colour test'\\n92% fail! Only 8% pass the yellow limit test. Phone call,"Why don't you become a certified yellow tester for a yearly salary of 10 million yen. For now I want a firm promise you will pay me 300,000 yen by bank transfer."


9割が官房長官が自ら管理し、領収書の不要な「政策推進費」

90% of it was "policy promotion fees" that don't require receipts that were supervised by the Chief Cabinet Secretary himself.


マジレスするならキャットアイの9千円くらいのワイヤレスが満足度高いよ

But to be serious, a 9000 yen wireless cat's eye would be the best.


9か月間の決算で1006億円の最終赤字

The balance sheet for 9 months shows a 100.6 billion yen deficit.


9歳の男の子、クリスマスプレゼントのリクエストは「今よりもましな人生」。親と一緒にクリスマスを迎えることができない子供達のためにクリスマスプレゼントを届けるボランティアの男性が受け付け、Fbにうp

Nine year old boy, his request for a Christmas present was "a better life than I have now."


9歳の男の子、 ゲームのコントローラーの取り合いで姉を射殺 米ミシシッピ  姉が銃をもってたら云々

Nine year old boy, shoots sister to death over video game controller fight. Mississippi, USA. If the sister had a gun, etc.


9歳の男の子、 ゲームのコントローラーの取り合いで姉を射殺 米ミシシッピ  親の管理が悪すぎるだろ…  PS.後頭部から撃つとか残虐すぎてワロタ

Mississippi USA.  A nine year old boy shot his older sister dead in a tussle for a game controller. Poor parental control, maybe...\\nPS Shooting from the back of the head, or cruelty. LOL


ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ


Abemaでコインチェックの会見を見てるんだけど「午前3時に580億円が流出した」とか言っててちょっとよくわからない  午前2時踏切に望遠鏡担いでった

I'm watching a Coincheck interview on Abema, but I don't really understand "This morning at 3 AM, 58 billion yen was discharged" well  I carried my telescope to the railroad crossing at 2 AM


Abemaでコインチェックの会見を見てるんだけど「午前3時に580億円が流出した」とか言っててちょっとよくわからない  やっぱ知らないんだぁ（泣）

I'm watching a Coincheck interview on Abema, but I don't really understand "This morning at 3 AM, 58 billion yen was discharged" well  I also don't understand (cry)


Access Accepted第555回：欧米ゲーム業界の新たなキーワード「Games as a Service」  洋ゲーも腐ったかぁ。Steamがなかったら本当にゲームという文化は消滅してたな

Access Accepted #555: A new keyword for the gaming world in the West: "Games as a Service." Western video games suck. Without Steam, games would have really ceased to exist as a culture.


ADATA製480GB SSD 14,800円  SSDで組んだmac mini快適だった  もうHDDには戻れん

ADATA 480 GB SSD 14,800 yen mac mini assembled with SSD was comfortable. I cannot go back to HDD anymore


ADHDの検査を受けた結果


ADSLを23年に終了  あきらめて光回線引く→まちがい   適当な無線のMVNO契約する→せいかい

Give up on ADSL in 23 years and take an optical line → make a mistake with MVNO contract for suitable radio → correct


ADSLを23年に終了  闇の工事を発注する

ADSL will be completed in 2023 and I order for an illegal construction


アリババがAIスピーカー出したらおもしろそう

It would be interesting if Alibaba releases AI speakers.


AIに変な性癖が目覚めそう

“I decided to play tricks on you.” The AI seems be developing a strange disposition.


AIさん、ハリーポッター最新作を執筆。タイトルは「ハリーポッターと山盛りの灰のようにみえるものの肖像」

Mr. Al is writing the latest Harry Potter.


AIで架空のアニメ美少女キャラを無限に作る

I can make an unlimited number of beautiful cartoon babes using AI.


AI研究者が発見した「バカの壁」の正体

The reality of the "mental impasse" that AI researchers have discovered.


AI針供養ロボット人形供養塔が本社に立つのか

Will there be memorial towers for AI needle ceremony robots in the main shrine?


やさしいせかい  ユダかな？


アリナパイセン「むぐっ！？！ぅ？！」


アリナパイセン「うう？！！？」


アリナパイセン「んん？！んん！？」


アリゼーでシコりよるんか


'Always sunset in the 3rd precinct', 'Forever zero' etc.


Amazonで9割近い高評価を集める光セラピーランプの中身は単なる電球型蛍光灯と判明

A light therapy device garnering close to 90% positive reviews on Amazon merely contains a fluorescent lightbulb.


amazon echo dot届いたよ  アレクサ、おっぱい枕させて

Amazon echo dot now available.  Let me put my head on your breasts.


The battle between Amazon and Google is heating up.


Amazon is thinking about creating an “Amazontube” to compete with YouTube.


Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  かわおか

Amazon doesn't have any scooter vendors (｀ω´) Kawaoka


Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  こっちにはルイズも岬ちゃんも来ない（●｀ε´●）

'Neither Amazon nor buyers of the original moto do not come (`ω ') Here neither Ruiz nor Misaki comes (●` ε' ●)


Amazonも原付の買取業者も来ないやんけ(｀ω´)  お疲れ様ぼくのズーマー   10年間ありがとう(´ω｀)

Neither Amazon nor buyers of mine come cheering (｀ω´)  Thank you my zuma for 10 years(｀ω´)


amazon。で明日何か荷物が届いてるかもしれないっていう状態になるまで買い物してないと生きていけない

I can no longer live without constantly buying things from amazon so that I'm always wondering if something will arrive the next day.


Amazonの「ほしい物リスト」、保存すると本名に書き換わる仕様に変更

Amazon's "Wish List", when saving it changes to use your real name.


「Amazonプライムナウでホームレスに生活必需品を届ける方法」の動画が大きな話題に

The movie of "How to deliver essential necessities to homeless with Amazon Prime Now" was a big topic.


amazonタイムセール祭り始まったぞ


AMDのVega内蔵デスクトップ向けAPU「Ryzen 5 2400G」＆「Ryzen 3 2200G」登場、GPU性能＆価格でIntel製品を圧倒  gtx信者の私に改宗を迫るのか

APU "Ryzen 5 2400G" & "Ryzen 3 2200G" for AMD's Vega internal desktop have been revealed, they are superior to Intel products in terms of GPU technology & price. I'm a gtx believer, but is it going to make me want to convert.


これはあかんパターンのやつとちゃいまっか


AMPキナーゼが「どんな種類のストレスで」アクティブになるんだろうな

What's the definition of stress in the first place?


Androidは位置情報サービスをオフにしてSIMカードを抜いているユーザーでも追跡することができる  いつも見てるぞ  思考盗聴もしてるぞ

Android can also track users with SIM card removed with location services turned off. Feels like im always being watched and eavesdropped on.


Androidは位置情報サービスをオフにしてSIMカードを抜いているユーザーでも追跡することができる  顔認証と指紋認証合わせれば更に捗るって寸法よ

Set your Android’s location information system to off. Users can be tracked even if they are not using a SIM card. There has been more progress with the application of face recognition and fingerprint recognition.


anelloのリュックを担いでる人を見かけたから書き込むスレ

I happened to see someone wearing an Anello rucksack so I started this thread.


Anime Yuri Bundle  3~4ドルくらいなら考えたけど9ドルはないわ   あと3ドルで月ハン買えるじゃん

Anime Yuri Bundle. At $3 to $4 I'd think about it, but not for $9. For just another $3 I could buy the Monthly Humble Bundle.


あーAoE2したいな～ ここのみんなとしたいな～（媚び  のんびり資源だけ集めるの好きだった。畑仕事 したり木を切ったり漁をしてる民衆眺めるのが 好きだった。  戦争の部分無くしてひたすら資源集めて建物 建てるゲームとして再出発しないかな。

Ahh, I want to play AoE2~ I want to play with everyone here~ (Flattery  I liked only leisurely collecting resources. I liked watching the citizens work in the field, cut wood and fish.  Disregarding the war part, I wonder if I should make a fresh start playing just as a resource gathering and building game.


おぱんちゅ、、ありがとう。


A professional illustrator will charge 30,000 yen, and an amateur 2500 yen.


やっぱふさじゃないとモテないわけ

As expected, if it's not fluffy it's not attractive.


Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 無料  俺たちのUBI

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag Free   Our UBI


Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag 無料  日本語版持ってるけど海外版として別になるならもらっとくか

Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag. Free. The Japanese language version is available but do you want it if it is different from the overseas version?


ASUS、19基のPCI Expressスロットを備えたマイニング向けB250マザー ～24ピン電源コネクタを3基使用  お前らの感性は理解できねーよと思って開いたら確かに結構キモかった

ASUS has furnished mother board with 19 PCI express slots aimed at bit coin miners, the B250. It utilizes a 3 slots for 24 pin electric cords. Just when I think that I can't understand your guys' sensitivity, I open this up and sure enough, it's disgusting.


あれはatomだから割りきって使えばまぁ使える

That is an atom so it can be used as such.


ATRと京都大学、心の中でイメージした内容の画像化に成功

ATR and Kyoto University succeeds in recreating images you're imagining.


← Of course there is the idea that erotic manga written by a virgin can be more interesting.


AV女優・麻生希（33）が覚醒剤所持の疑いで逮捕・起訴

AV actress・Nozomi Aso (33) arrested upon suspection of possessing stimulants・Prosecution.


( 'A`)φ < 資格を取るんだ・・・  足デカいから履けない

('A`) φ <I'm taking qualification ... I can not wear it because my foot is so big


A「一般国民の為に仕事をしてもお賃金上がらんなあ」

B "If you surmise then you are sure to succeed in life."


A「まじかよ忖度するわ」


『キズナアイのBEATスクランブル』4月よりBS日テレにて放送開始！

"Kizuna AI's BEAT Scramble" will be broadcast on BS Nippon TV starting in April!


Announcing Best of 2017. I'd be satisfied if ETS2 was included.


【BF1】これも深海棲艦って奴らの仕業なんだ  TIL; 軍艦は機関銃で沈められる

[BF1] This is also the work of that Shinkaiseikan group. Today I learned; A battleship can be sunk by a machine gun.


Summer will be extinguished, and...」BF2142!


That many big titles are gonna be released?


Bitcoinがついに9,500ドルを割りさすがのわしも弱気になり始めるなど

Bitcoin has surpassed $9,500, and I have also started to weaken.


Bitcoin.comの最高技術責任者「ビットコイン売ってビットコインキャッシュに乗り換えた」

Bitcoin.com's chief technology officer: "I sold my Bitcoins and I switched to Bitcoin Cash."


Bitcoinって、上限まで発行したらマイニングのお金どうなるの？

If the bitcoin is issued to the upper limit, what happens to the mining money?


Bitcoinなどほとんどの暗号通貨が暴落、その後一時的な取引休止も  価値が不安定で通常取引には使い難く、使うとしたら闇取引くらい    採掘に莫大な電力使用量が必要   使用価値がなく発行や税金コストが高い為、   通貨(=取引手段)にはなり難く、投機商品にしかならない   高値づかみした~~バカ~~人に一言、売りが売りを呼ぶ地獄へようこそ

Bitcoin and almost all forms of virtual currency are losing value fast. There was also a short time when all transactions were suspended. The value is unstable so it is hard to use it in transactions. Even if you do use it, it would only be for black market transactions. You need a vast amount of electricity to shovel something up. There is no value in using it and the tax cost is enormous. Therefore, it is hard to use it on transactions and can only become an object of investment. I only have one word to say to someone that spent a lot of money on virtual currency. Welcome to the hell of selling sold items.


BLから読み解く男の体のエロさ

The sexiness of the male body as depicted in boys love manga.


British Grenadiers Chiptune  St. Glo's theme


BWとか有名だけど日本人にはたして傭兵が務まるか

It is famous for BW etc., but can Japanese people work as mercenary soldiers?


B「忖度すれば立身出世間違いないぞ」


#ペイパルラッキークーポン


CEO「100％を返済する方法はない」

CEO "There is no way to return 100% of it."


CHAI『N.E.O.』  いいベースだあ・・・


かんじむずかしいよぉ  がんばれ♥がんばれ♥

Chinese characters are hard. Keep at it! ♥ Keep at it♥


Chromeブラウザ、2月15日からクソ広告のブロックを開始。ポップアップ広告、タイマー付きCM、クソデカ広告、音声自動再生広告憤死不可避  スマホ版でもバンバンくそ広告殺して欲しい

Chrome browser is going to start blocking shitty commercials starting on\\nFebruary 15th.  It is impossible to avoid dying of indignation from popup ads, ads with timers, very large ads, and ads with automatic voice playback. I want them to kill ads that pile up on smartphones too.


CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  PC向けは基本手抜きしかしないって評価を固めるためにやってるのだろｗ   あらかじめ期待値を下げておけば並みの出来のものを出しただけで   ブランド評価がうなぎ上りになる作戦とかじゃないの

Started selling CHRONO TRIGGER it's going to be done just for basic PCs to harden the evaluation. If you lower the expectation value beforehand, it will not be a strategy that elevates brand evaluation just by putting out what is possible


CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  はいはい手抜き移植

CHRONO TRIGGER now up for sale. Yeah, yeah, the port is missing some things.


CHRONO TRIGGER 発売開始  ハイパースレッディングと言う十年前の技術にも対応してないニーア   バグロマサガ2   バグ聖剣2   全面協力なのに何故かSLI非対応なFF15(14は対応)     スマホ版のコントローラー対応以外は   お馴染みスマホ仕様にダウングレードしたクロノトリガー   (元々スマホ版はUI、操作性が悪かったがドットフィルターなし)    ゲーム自体の評価はともかく、スクエニにはPCポート用にまともに   最適化出来るやつはおらんのか

CHRONO TRIGGER now available. Nier doesn't even support the ten year old technology of hyper threading. Bugged Romancing SaGa 2. Bugged Secret of Mana. Despite full support FF15 inexplicably doesn't support SLI (14 did). No support aside from smartphone version controller. CHRONO TRIGGER downgraded as expected for the smartphone. (The original smartphone version already had a bad UI and bad controls, and there is no dot filter.) Putting aside the rating for the game itself, is there nobody at Square Enix who can make an optimized port for for PC?


Citrus いいゾ～これ  まだ見てないけど百合百合しいな

Citrus It's great～ I haven't seen it but looks really fresh


(Entire text) They should make up for it by making a commercial that says Tetsuro Degawa is surprised!


coincheckのハッキング事件に巻き込まれたのでDMMポイントを数十万円分購入しエロ同人作家になった件  ★５　抜けた

Because they were involved in the Coincheck hacking incident, they purchased some hundreds of thousands of yen worth of DMM points.  The erotic writer colleague incident ★５ Came through.


coincheckのハッキング事件に巻き込まれたのでDMMポイントを数十万円分購入しエロ同人作家になった件  まんま資金洗浄の手段で草

The aforementioned person who, as a result of being involved in the coincheck hacking incident, bought hundreds of thousands of yen worth of DMM points and became a doujin author  By means of money laundering lol


Conversely, the goal of the Jamaican Federation was to be victorious in worldwide events and the Olympics.


ロシアのナイキ  これはcoolだ


おわかりいただけただろうか


CPUの脆弱性、Linux関係者らの見方や対応

CPU vulnerabilities, responses and insights from Linux fans.


インテルCPUの脆弱性を突く「マルウェアサンプル」が130種類以上見つかる（via security_ja）  インテルはイってる

Over 130 varieties of "malware samples" discovered that attack the Intel CPU vulnerability (via security_ja). Intel is in trouble.


クリス・カニンガムとか、Cyriakとか、バンクシーとか好き

I like Chris Cunningham, Cyriak, Banksy and so on.


DDOSマンより予告犯とかアクメツが見たい

They have repeated postings such as “I will cyber attack you!” and “I dropped you!”\\nI want to see the manga Akumetsu \\nand Premonition by DDOS man.


DeNA井納側、「ネット民訴えた」報道を一部否定 誹謗中傷の撲滅願う  更に極端になりそう 何がってのはご想像に

DeNA Ino side partially denies report that said they "Sued net people"  I'm hoping for eradication of defamation and slander It could become even more extreme I'll leave it to you on what it is


DeNAのラミレス監督が日本国籍取得へ 「夢は侍ジャパンの監督」  横浜優勝の実績作れば日本代表監督も夢じゃない

DeNA's coach Ramirez to acquire Japanese citizenship "My dream is the supervision of Samurai Japan." If he can win the Yokohama victory, being a Japanese national coach would no longer be a dream.


dgpotの映像ってやっぱり若干ガチ感あって欲しくなっちゃうよね  ぼくはファッションロリコン！  鼻の低い色白で口元隠されると、幼女に見えちゃう……

Image of dgpot has such a perfect feel to it and makes me want it I'm a fashion lolicon! Small nose, pale skin, and when they hide their mouth, they looks like little girls ......


DHC会長「日本には驚くほどの数の在日がいる 似非日本人はいらない。母国に帰れ」  ネトウヨさんたちって左右対称はオール在日扱いなんじゃなかったの？   こいつ吉田やん

DHC Chairman "There are a surprising number of foreigners living in Japan. We have no need for fake Japanese people. Go back to your own country." I thought online right wingers didn't view all foreigners living in Japan the same way? Is this Yoshida?


discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった

Discord is too much fun so I now hardly look at LLL anymore.


discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった

I'm having so much fun with Discord that I rarely check out LLL... ?


discordがたのしすぎてLLLをめったにみなくなってしまった  ほえーすごい  でも対ネット人恐怖症だからいきなり声掛けんのこわい

discord was having too much fun, and, as is quite rare, stopped watching LLL  woah... amazing  but it was scary how opposing netizens shouted out of the blue in panic


DMMが一転､シェア自転車参入を｢やめた｣理由

DMM sudden turn, the reason behind "backing out" of  share bicycle market entry.


DMMブラウザゲーのフラワーナイトガールの画像じゃ

Here's an image from DMM's browser game Flower Knight Girls.


DMMブラウザゲーのフラワーナイトガールの画像じゃ  もっと貼ってください（ステマかよ）

Isn't this an image from the DMM browser game Flower Knight Girl? Please submit more of them. (Stealth marketing?)


だまってDMM退会してアズレンやってる

Quietly unsubscribing from DMM and playing Azur Lane.


ノーダメクリアとかタイムアタックとかむりすぎる

Doing stuff like taking no damage and time attacks are way too impossible.


Doki Doki Literature Club! A person making a strange face (not yet played)


Doomの、おすすめのゲームプレイMODをまとめたスプレッドシートを作成しています。今現在、DoomのMODについての日本語の情報がほとんどないので、よりMODに手を出す人を増やせるようにと作り始めました。  2016かと思ったら初代だった   愛されてるな

I'm creating a spreadsheet to aggregate recommended gameplay mods for Doom. Currently, there's almost no information about Doom mods in Japanese, so I'm making this to get more people involved in modding. When I think about it, 2016 was the first generation. It's really beloved.


Doomをスーパーファミコン風の中世ファンタジーゲームにするMOD、GMOTAの大型アップデート予告トレイラーが公開  スンバラシイ出来だね

A mod to turn Doom into a Super Famicom style medieval fantasy game, GMOTA's major update announcement trailer now available  Wonderfully done


「Downwell」で有名な20代クリエイターのもっぴん氏が任天堂に入社

Famous for creating "Downwell" in his 20s, Moppin is hired by Nintendo.


おわかりいただけただろうか

Do you grace me with your understanding?


おわかりいただけただろうか


Dragon Sinker（ドラゴンシンカー 竜沈めの末裔） 近日発売/日本語対応  ケムコの見るからに三流なRPG群

Dragon Sinker: Japanese language support coming soon.  Acording to Kemuko it is part of the third stream RPG group.


Dropbox、Googleとの提携で「G Suite」を年内統合へ  ここ迷走してるからもう使ってないは

Dropbox, in partnership with Google, "G Suite" to integrate within a year. I haven't used it anymore.


ういーひっく  おふろきもちよかった


DSの脳トレや学習、生活ソフトで大人どころか年寄りまで手を出したらゲーム脳煽りがなくなったのは笑った

I laughed at the idea that if not adults but seniors tried brain training on DS, as well as stuff like learning and living software, then the influence of game brain would disappear.


ひよこタワー  これがうわさのDTBか  入れてみようかな

Hiyoko Tower  Is this the rumored DTB?  I wonder if we should put it in


DTB、いきなり死ぬやつ多すぎ

There are too many animals that suddenly die in Animal Tower.


ダブステッピ！！！つくってみた！


ぼくめっちゃされたよ、DV


DVするより分かりたいから訊くけどなぜ貧困差別になるの？

More than domestic violence I want to know so I ask, why discriminate against the poor?


「DVは女が受けるものだよ、彼も笑ってる」ある夫婦間で起きた旦那への家庭内暴力の話が物議。DV被害に対して男性は声を上げにくいという話。  そういう漫画あったなあ

「DV is something that girls undergo, he's laughing too」A story about a certain marriage in which the husband was the victim of domestic violence is spurring public discussion.  It's said that it is difficult for men to voice their concerns about domestic violence.  There was a manga about that...


Eliteまで、トランプ政権がビデオゲームにおける暴力描写をまとめたモンタージュ映像を公開


"Ibaraki prefecture is encouranging bashing"  "It is connected to the discrimination directed at people who carry out agriculture with the use of EM products"  Hojo EM wow!


エンプラちゃんとケッコンする！！！！エンプラちゃんとケッコンするぞおおおおおおお！！！！！！  EP材か

I am going to marry Empura!!! I am going to marry Empura!!! Is it the EP village?


ネトウヨ「EUはチョン！」

Online right wingers "The EU is stupid!"


『EVE Online』最大の会戦が勃発、100万ドル相当の艦船と6,000人以上が集う  一番のめりこんでた自機はステボン二機(T3から魚雷射程ギリの位置でステルス＋Orbit)とガチガチに固めたT3(Tenguとか、エサ担当)、ワープ妨害＋Webiのフリゲートの4機構成作った。   でもここまでセットアップしても何回か船沈めてるとすぐにnameタグが真っ赤になって、みんな警戒して全然釣れなくなってしまう。   時間も金もかかるし、釣れないと面白くないので自然と熱が冷めた。

"EVE Online"  The biggest battle breaks out, over 1 million dollars worth of ships and more than 6,000 people gather  The machines that I'm fully invested in right now are Sutebon 2 (Stealth from torpedo range T3 + Orbit) and a seriously reinforced T3 (Tengu, etc, as a lure), warp disruption + made 4 Webi frigate machines. But even if you set it up to now, after you sink a few ships, the name tag turns red and everyone becomes vigliant and you can't lure them out at all. It takes time and money, and it's uninteresting if you can't lure, so the enthusiasm goes cold.


『EVE Online』最大の会戦が勃発、100万ドル相当の艦船と6,000人以上が集う  解説＆観戦動画はやく～

“EVE Online” had an outbreak of the largest competition ever on the game with a 1,000,000 dollar ship fleet and more than 6,000 people in attendance.\\nPlease hurry up and post instructions and a video.


みんな…おやすみ……  にゃむにゃむ…


ダイソンのEV、世界に先駆けて日本で最初に発売か

Dyson's EV, available in Japan to become the first in the world.


Hand over the electric vehicle conversion.


EVを軽視する日本の自動車産業は「ゆでガエル死」する  中国の場合エンジンを捨ててたというかできなかったおかげでEV開発がさっさとできた。   日本はEVの次を目指すべきだね。   EVの次、スマホの次、AIの次でいけばいい。

The Japanese automobile industry which is dismissive of EV is a "boiling frog"  In the case of China, because they were willing to throw away the engine, they were able to swiftly do development on EVs.  Japan should aim for the next EV.  After EVs, and after smartphones, it would be good to go after AI.


ExcelにPython搭載、マイクロソフトが検討。アンケートを実施中  グラフに強いのだから、GUIベースでやってほしいな。   ボタン置いてポチーってんの

Python installation in Excel, Microsoft investigates. Survey currently underway. It's good for graphing, so I hope they do it with a GUI base. I want a button there I can click.


「Excelって何？」松本人志らワイドナショー出演者の無知さにスタジオ騒然


exploring a theory (Memori Fukuda) Shine~


【F1】 グリッドガールに代えて“グリッドキッズ”の起用を発表  ロリショタ好き歓喜だろ

F1 has announced that their "grid girls" will be replace with "grid kids." I'm sure that pedophiles are over the moon.


バーニー・エクレストン、F1のグリッドガール廃止を強く批判

Bernie Ecclestone strongly criticized the abolishment of grid girls.


トランプ「F35追加で購入するよな？」安倍「もちろん買います。御主人」  売るほどF35の在庫ねークセによｗ

Trump "So you're gonna buy more F35, right?" Abe"Of course I am, master." I bet you don't even have that many F35 in stock to sell anyway.


トランプ「F35追加で購入するよな？」安倍「もちろん買います。御主人」  「さま」が抜けてるぞ駄犬

Trump: "You'll buy the F35 too?" Abe: "Of course I'll buy it. Master." You forgot to add "sama" you mongrel.


[Fanatical] Nemesis Bundle 4  10ドルのDEXは日本語くるらしいし、The Sexy Brutale気になってたんだよなあ。   これは結構いいな

A Japanese version of Dex is going to be released along with the “Fanatical” Nemesis Bundle 4. I am interested in The Sexy Brutale. This is rather good.


[Fanatical] tinyBuild Party Bundle  割といいもの入ってるな。持ってるが

[Fanatical] tinyBuild Party Bundle has some pretty nice things included. I already have them though.


アニメ「ポプテピピック」

Fans flooded a merchandise event for the anime Pop Team Epic.


fateがここまでメジャーになると予想できていた奴おる？

Who could have imagined that fate could have gotten this popular?


FF14みたいな大縄飛びゲーじゃしょうがない気もする

I have a feeling that nothing can be done with things like the big jump rope game in FF14.


こいついつもFF6壊してんな

He's always breaking Final Fantasy 6, isn't he.


ff6でエディさんかと思ったらその通りだった

All because of ff6, who we think is Eddy.


「FF6」やりこみプレイヤーに激震

A Final Fantasy 6 speed runner experiences a severe earthquake.


「FF6」やりこみプレイヤーに激震


FFツクール系かと思ったら原作そのままっぽいから改心したのかと思ったけど

I thought might be some sort of RPG Maker remake, but it seems like it's the original.


FGOやってるひといる？


FGOやってるひといる？  ぼくは   スパルタクス+ハロウィンプリンセス   アーラシュ+カレスコ   マーリン   控えにエイリーク+カレスコ   でやってるんだけどそろそろ絆がカンストしそうなんで別編成をそだてておきたいんやが孔明がおらんのでうまく組めん   孔明・アーラシュ抜きで3ターンはフレ使わんと無理かな？

Are you doing FGO? I am playing Spartacus + Halloween Princess, Arlash + Kalesco Merlin, and Eliq + Calesco as a back up. I'm just about to max out. I want to prepare something else, but does it go well with Komei?  Is it possible to go three turns with Komei and Arash ?


FGOのアニメが見れなかったorz


『FINAL FANTASY』30周年を記念する“VISA カード“を発行！ 盤面はチョコボが彩るデザインに  ホントだｗ

Announcing a "VISA Card" that celebrates the 30th anniversary of "FINAL FANTASY"! The face has a design with a Chocobo. Seriously haha.


ついにきゅうりょうがでた


FireHD10買おうか悩んでる  そのクラスのPCだとドスパラのスティックPCかドンキのストイック（）PCぐらいしか無いのかな…

I'm wondering if I should buy a FireHD10  That class of PC is the same as Dosupara's stick PC or Donki's Stoic  Are there only ones like a PC...?


『Firewatch』Steam/GOG版も無料アップデートで日本語字幕に対応。繊細な人間関係をトランシーバー越しに描く一人称視点アドベンチャー  開発元が直接PS4に出してるからせいぜい時限独占くらいじゃないかと思ってた  PS4版だけ間にローカライズ会社が挟まるとPCに日本語が来にくいイメージ

Japanese subtitles added to "Firewatch" on Steam / GOG via free update. First person adventure that paints a delicate picture of human relations over a transceiver. The developer immediately put it on PS4, so I was thinking it was probably a timed exclusive. If it was localized while there was only a PS4 version then it seemed less likely that Japanese would come to the PC version.


FLCL  Shintani Mayumi is in it, I feel relieved.


FLCL  ラハルの声優変わるんけ


For children who can't spend Christmas with their parents, the Christmas present delivering volunteer man is at the reception desk, not up on Facebook.


For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  "へらぶな"  "めすちそ"  "じょんこのびっ"


For LLLusers from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  give you LLL words  \\n\\nHerabuna, mesuchiso, Junkonobitsu\\n\\n


For LLL users from foreign subreddit, have a chat in English here : )  I'll give you some LLL words. "herabuna" (Japanese carp), "mesuchiso" (Mestizo), "Jonkonobi"


うらぁ！fortniteすっぞおらぁ！  これあれか、PUBGなんだね


fortnite一緒にやれるひといる？  22:30までとりあえず待つからよかったら一緒にやろ   ぼくPC

Is there any one who would like to play fortnightly?  In any case, I will wait till 22:30, so if you'd like, let's play together  My PC


FREETELを展開するプラスワン・マーケティング株式会社が民事再生手続開始を申立て  佐々木希は世界の渡部の元へ帰り   高田純次は関西の上沼の元へ帰るんやで    そろそろ佐々木希は結婚したと言う現実を見よう

Plus One Marketing Ltd., developer of FREETEL, announced commencement of procedures for the restoration of civil affairs. Sasaki Nozomi returns to Watabe, Takada Junji returns to Kaminuma, sooner or later it's time to acknowledge that Sasaki Nozomi is married.


ビットコインFXで強制ロスカット食らったお話

A story of being forced to cut one's losses with bitcoin foreign exchange.


ビットコインFXで強制ロスカット食らったお話  アフィで儲けてFXでも利益出てるみたいだし痛くも痒くもないだろ？   メシフツウ

I've received talk of forced losscut by bit coin FX It seems that profits are gained by affiliation and even FX seems to have profit, neither it hurts nor itches does it? meshihutsuu


I was able to get freedom  Backyard hills


ガルパンのキャラクターはみんなかわいい……

GIRLS und PANZER's characters are all cute.


Google's Daydream view will arrive in Japan on 13 December.


Google、立憲民主党のTwitterプロフィールページを全くキャッシュしていないことが判明

It's come out that Google isn't caching the Twitter profile of the Constitutional Democratic Party at all.


Googleのビールとハンバーガーの絵文字、より現実的な絵に修正される  外注だろうけどOK出した無能が社内にいるわけなんだよなあ

Google’s beer and hamburger emojis have been revised rather realistically.\\nIt was probably outsourced but there are probably unskilled people in the company.


「Go to the men's bath」「It's okay」I played pros and cons in my head.


Government "If everybody is made into a part time worker then the distinction of 'part time worker' will go away and the problem is solved".


GPD WIN 2 完成へ 1月15日からindiegogoでキャンペーン開始予定  前回での反省点を活かしてより完成度高くなった感じだね  めっちゃ欲しい

Complete GPD WIN2.  The sales campaign will start  from 15 January.  This seems to build on lessons learned previously to be more complete.  I really want one.


そもそもGPLやMITライセンスのソフトなんて個人でやってるのもある

Software development can be done by people who aren't employed at a company.


GPSアプリの誘導で凍った湖に沈没、運転手らは無事

GPS app sends car into frozen lake, driver and passengers are safe USA Vermont.


マリオカートのはずがGTAに

It was supposed to be Mario Kart, but it turned into Grand Theft Auto.


[](#h1)そんなものはない


へへへ、  なにわろてんねん


あけましておめでとうございます


あけましておめでとうございます  おめでとうおめでとう🍊

Happy new year  Congratulations Congratulations 🍊


インターネットコム「ダイソーのマイクロHDMI変換アダプタを買ってみた」→結果：映らず

Internetcom "Daiso's Microphone ロI tried buying an HDMI conversion adaptor" →Results: Couldn't show the screen.


「それはいくらなんでも」


いくら  セルリアンのたまご


だらだらするのたのしー、  HPは


HTC NIPPON、フォロワー2万人でHTC U11のソーラーレッドをSIMフリーで発売へ  もうU11の青を買っちゃったよ・・・

HTC NIPPON, with 20,000 followers selling the HTC U11 Solar Red SIM free. But I already bought the U11 Blue...


「Huaweiスマホを使うな」とFBI・CIA・NSAなど諜報機関の長官が警告  おらスペック詐欺のkiwamiからやっとこ最近p10liteに乗り換えたんだ。やめてくんろ～

Intelligence agencies FBI, CIA, and NSA warn, "Do not use Huawei smartphones." Eh, I just finally upgraded from my kiwami that had spec fraud to a p10lite. Please stop with this.


HUGプリ最高じゃん  他の東映作品はよく知らんけど、プリキュアの場合、年によって&回によってかなりばらつきがある感じ   しょっぱなの1話〜3、4話あたりとか、クール終わりで話に区切りがつく12、24話あたりとかは大体ぬるっぬるになるのが恒例  でも年を追うごとに全体のクオリティが底上げされてて、最近はそういう区切りの回以外でも良作画&良演出回があったり、年によってはほぼハズレなしで高クオリティをキープしてる年もある   今年がそんな年になるといいなという期待感

Hugtto! PreCure is amazing. I don't know much about other Toei works, but in the case of PreCure, it feels like depending on the year and the episode things are scattered. From the start with season 1 through season 3 or 4 things would come to a close at the end of a season with 12 or 24 episodes in pretty standard fashion. But with each passing year the overall quality improves, and recently even aside from those wrapups the image quality is good and they are well produced, and as far as years go there are some years where they keep the quality high without missing a beat. I am filled with expectation hoping that this is one of those years.


「HuGっと！プリキュア」 シリーズ第15弾！2018年春、スタート！  ハゲっと？

"HuG! Pretty Cure" series 15th bullet! Start in the spring of 2018! ?


うん…うん…うん！？…はい…


Humble Brawler Bundle  アーク関係はバランスはともかく   相変わらずオン関係は旧世代機から改善する気すら無いみたいだから   別に旧バージョンだろうが新バージョンだろうが関係ない    まあ、DBZFの鯖件で実質お詫びbundleみたいになってるけど

Humble Brawler Bundle. Putting aside the balance of the Ark class, as always they show no intention of improving the On class from the previous generation. It doesn't really matter if it's the old version or the new version. Well, as an actual apology for the server issues with DBZF it did become a bundle.


Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  ＄1はだそう

Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  let's spend at least ＄1


Humble MangaGamer and Friends Bundle  おま国はアクチ不可鍵だけくれるパターンか   鍵すらくれないパターンかそれが問題だ    サプライズすぎてBTAの初値見忘れた

Humble Manga Gamer and Friends Bundle. Is the 'Oma country' the only key  to inactivity? If not, that that's a problem. I forgot the initial price of BTA, which has too many surprises.


Humble Monthly 2018年1月 早期解除はThe Long Dark、Quantum Break、Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III  The Long Dark Quantum Break  と丁度ウィッシュリスト内のが2本も 12月分はこれってのなかったな

Humble Monthly January 2018 Early terminationThe Long Dark、Quantum Break、Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III  The Long Dark Quantum Break and exactly 2 of the ones from the wishlist There wasn't anything standing out in December


Humble Monthly 2018年2月 早期解除はSid Meier’s Civilization VIとDLC2本  Tiny Echo落としたわサンクス   なんかTroveの回線細いのかやたらDL時間かかるな

Humble Monthly February 2018 Early release is Sid Meier's Civilization VI and two DLCs I dropped Tiny Echo or something Trove's line is thin or the DL time will take a while


Humble Monthly 2018年4月 早期解除は Deus Ex: Mankind Divided、 Mafia IIIと 5ドルほどの小銭 日本以外は God Eater 2: Rage Burst  ダクソ3ほしかったなあ 頼むぜバンナム

Humble Monthly April 2018 — Early Unlock titles are Deus Ex: Mankind Divided and Mafia III. God Eater 2: Rage Burst is restricted in Japan, so customers in this region will get a $5 Wallet Coupon instead. I really wanted Dark Souls 3, come on Namco!


HumbleStoreで「Company of Heroes 2」を無料配布中、なお  Steamだと普通に売ってるじゃねーか   こっちがセガの本音か

Humble Store is offering Company of Heroes 2 for free right now. And on Steam they're selling it for full price! Is this Sega's real intent?


[Humble] 『The Red Solstice』48時間限定で無料  そういえば長年ウィッシュリストの肥やしになってたなこれ…  まぁ気になってたしありがたい

[Humble] “The Red Solstice” is free for 48 hours. Now that you mention it, it has been on my wishlist for many years. I have been curious about it so I appreciate this.


いまいらいらしてるからかみついたらごめんね  ちーがーうー！

I am irritated now, so I'm sorry if I bite!


ウコンのサプリをポチった。


ブロックチェーン・スタートアップ、ICOで集めた11ドルを持ち逃げか？

Taking $11 gathered from blockchains, startups, ICOs and fleeing?


あなたのにはいるなのかしらしらないかもしらないですよね


わかりません、まだオーストラリアにいますので。。。

I don't know, since I'm still in Australia...


ぼく「インターネットはクソ」  すまぬ

I don't live in a world where the 'internet is shit'


むしろごはんがしょうゆでもちはきなこだな

I'd rather that the rice is soy sauce and the mocha is kinako.


くさしょかいた  かかれとる（╹◡╹）


If you are strong you live, and if you are weak you die.


IGNはhumble monthly premiumを始めたいらしい  基本的には現行プランを劣化させて割高な上位プランへの移行をうながすのが目的のようなのでどれになったとしてもお得感は薄れる   最後の設問だけ年間プランが提示されてるのでおそらくこれもなくしたいのが本心なのだろう   勧誘特典もなくなりそう    年2万5千円って3ヶ月に1回AAAがフルプライスで買えてしまうレベルからね   何が来るかわからず多分遊ばない抱き合わせより鉄板作品ローテしたほうが絶対にマシ

IGN seems to start humble monthly premium. Basically it is a purpose to promote the transition to an expensive upper plan by deteriorating existing plan. Even if it gets something, the plan is presented probably I do not feel the proper benefits anymore. It is also true I do not see any recruitment benefits, 25,000 yen a year is the same as buying  AAA once every 3 months at full price. What comes It is absolutely better to rotate the real work than to tie it different ones  that I probably do not take to play.


ねんがんのウスイホーンをてにいれたぞ！


ねんがんのウスイホーンをてにいれたぞ！

I got the Usui Horn that I had my heart set on!


わすれてたあああああああああああああああああちきしょおおおおおおおおおおお


アイハブブラックフレンズ


あちたおちごとなの  かなちい


ふとっちゃったらかなちい


いまランチからかえってきた、  ぼくもおなにーするの

I just came back from lunch time, and I will fuck, too


IKIGAIのTEIGIがGAIJINによって作られる  日本のイメージは:  * 金継ぎ  * 森林浴  * 触手強姦

IKIGAI's TEIGI was made according to GAIJIN.  The Japanese image is *Money flowing *Forest bath *Tentacle rape


コカインベイベーのメインヘロインすき


しゅき、、おかずにします、、、

I like this one, I think I'll use it as a masturbatory aid.


すきすきすきすきすきすきぶちゅっ

I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you I like you, smash!


かわいいマスコットキャラクターつくった


Imaoってなんだ…いまお…今夫  Iじゃなくてlだったのか

What is Imao ... Imao ...my husband, was not I, but alsoit was l


もちまんにクレームいれまくろ

I'm going to make lots of complaints to もちまん


いもがー(imgur.com)、2014年あたりに1.7Mものユーザー名とパスワードを盗まれていた可能性  マジか。その設定知らなかったありがとう

There is a possibility that 1.7 million usernames and passwords were stolen from imgur.com in 2015. Seriously? I didn't know about that. Thanks.


さみしい。  おんなか！？


びびらない  なんだおら なんだおら なんだおら

I'm not nervous  What's that? What's that? What's that?


ごめんね…キモくてごめんね…


ぼくもえふじーおー？っていうのはじめようとおもうんですけど

I'm thinking about starting the one called "Me too FGO?


そしてimu_tanは"理由あって、LLLer"ということか

And apparently imu_tan is "an LLLer, for reasons".


レインボーシックスシージ in LLL！9:30くらいに開始予定  あっ…PCでしたか  ぼくPS4です…

Rainbow Six Siege in LLL! It is scheduled to start around 9:30 ... Oh was it PC? I have PS4 ...


Rainbow Six Siege in LLL! Starting  around 9:30 ... Using a PC?  Me, I'm a PS 4 ...


In November of last year, Japan government has received warnings from UN Human Rights Council working group, which conducting testing on human rights environment in Japan, on 217 agendas, such as "freedom of media" and comfort women problem.


Insel Games、社員にレビュー操作を指示したと/r/steamで告発されsteam追放 おまゲーGuardians of Emberのパブリッシャ  〇天の社長からも同じ臭いを感じる(個人の感想です。)

Insel Games, accused of instructing employees to conduct review operations by /r/steam, is banned from steam. Publisher of Guardians of Ember  〇I feel the same smell from the divine president (personal thoughts.)


Intel Secretly Firefighting a Major CPU Bug Affecting Datacenters?  こんな注目度がクソ高そうなネタなのにワイが建てるとスルーされるのは何でや・・・

Intel Secretly Firefighting a Major CPU Bug Affecting Datacenters? Why is attention like this seems to be fucking high, but why is ignored when Wai builds  ...


Intelのプロセッサチップに根本的な設計上の欠陥が発覚、各OSにアップデートの必要性  ひぇー

A fundamental defect was detected in Intel's processor chips; a mandatory update for each OS eeek


Intelのプロセッサチップに根本的な設計上の欠陥が発覚、各OSにアップデートの必要性  そろそろ買い替えたいと思ってたし次はryzenとやらにするかな  ぐっばいインテル

Fundamental flaw in Intel's processor chips necessitates updates to every OS  I was thinking about upgrading any time now, I wonder if I should go with ryzen  Goodbye, Intel


Intel、プロセッサ脆弱性はAMDやARMにもあり、対策で協力中と説明  今の時代ならリコール対象と考えても良いのでは? と思い、ニヤつく  が、おま国w

Intel, Processor vulnerability is also in AMD and ARM, explanation that it is cooperating in countermeasure. Is it okay to think that it is subject to recall if it happens in this era? Thinking of this, I get overwhelmed, but it's your country


INTが足りなかったよ、、


iOS、macOSで“致命的バグ”連発

A series of "critical bugs" in iOS, macOS.


iOSのコアとなるソースコードの一部「iBoot」がネットに流出、「史上最大のリーク」との指摘も

Part of iOS's core source code "iBoot" was leaked on the Internet, some point out that this is "history's biggest leak".


iPad ProのCMの「コンピュータって何？」に腹を立てる人たち  なんでそこで調べないか謎

To the people who are taking offence to the iPad Pro's commercial, "What is a computer?".  It's a mystery why no one looks it up at that point.


iPhoneって何が新しかったの？  静電式タッチパネルとフリック入力   フリックは苦肉の策だっはずだけどスタンダード面してるのが好かん

What's new about the iPhone? The electrostatic touch panel and the flick input are supposed to be hard, but its fond of having a standard face.


iPhoneの売上ランキングからモンスト、パズドラ、ツムツム、ドッカン等の名前が消える  アンドロの2位にモンスト3位にパズドラ13位にドッカンおるが  スレタイ読み違えてたことに気付いて恥ずかしい気持ちになった  っていうか白猫がどこにもおらんのにワロタわ

Monst, Pazdra, Tsumsum, Dokkan, and other names disappear from iPhone sales ranking. Android ranked second, in the 3rd place in Monsto, int eh 13th place is Pazdola. Dokkan realized the Slethy reading was wrong and felt embarrassed or thought white cats were everything


「iPhoneは早ければ1年後に性能が落ち始める」のをAppleが正式に認める  2年で壊れるように作ってるのはなんとなく実感としてあった。

Apple has officially acknowledged that "an iPhone will start declining in its performance in as little as one year"  I had a vague feeling from my experience that they were made to break in 2 years.


「iPhoneは早ければ1年後に性能が落ち始める」のをAppleが正式に認める

Apple officially acknowledges that "the iPhone can start declining in performance in as quickly as one year".


iPhoneならクリップで開ける

If it were an iPhone I would open it with a clip.


IP網固定電話に対応した56アナログモデム発売

56 analog model for IP network landline phones is now on sale.


IQOSに完全移行したので喫煙所でくわえタバコしながらデレステできなくなった  電子タバコは口に咥えたまま両手使えないの不便よね   プルームテックならなんとか出来るけどちょっと重いし固いしで歯が欠けそう   でもアイコスは一度電源入れたら全部吸うまで手放せないけどプルームテックは一口吸って放置出来るから   プルームテックへの移行を進めるよ

I've switched over to IQOS, so I can't play DereSute while smoking in the smoking room anymore. Electronic cigarettes are inconvenient, because you can't hold it in your mouth while using both hands for something else. If it was Plume Tech, I could probably manage it, but it's a bit heavy and it might chip my tooth. But with IQOS, once you turn it on you have to inhale it all before it will stop, but with Plume Techn you can smoke a small amount and leave it alone.


スケスケじゃないですか！


カイザーソゼ！カイザーソゼじゃないか！

カイザーソゼ！Isn't it カイザーソゼ!


ぼく「インターネットはクソ」


It is scary for the earthquake to shake things.


あいりじゃなくてめいりじゃねえか


くらげバンチにつながらない


It's sort of like ethnic music so it's hard to pick a code for it, so isn't it fine to ignore that and just make it?


ホモになればこまらないね

It wouldn't be a problem if I become homosexual


オフィスワークばっかりしてるとなまるからね

I've been burying myself in work at the Ibaraki prefectural office.


てれぱしーのうりょくほしい……  かく

I want telepathic abilities..... Beautiful.


「やりたい」じゃくて「ヤりたい」な


チースタッカルビの「タッ」てなんだろうな…  こってりしてそう

I wonder what the “Ta” in Cheese Ta Karubi is… It seems like it would be quite rich.


どれもダサダサだからなー

I would put on a mask if there were any that suits to my jacket, but all of them are looks so lame.


japancirclejerk用語で「T長;D読」だけ分かりやすくて好き

Within japancirclejerk's terminology they the only easy thing to understand is "too long, didn't read," which I like.


Japan cronyism scandal linked to Shinzo Abe and wife worsens with suicide note. Japanese official who took his own life said he was forced to alter records linked to sale of public land at 85% discount  ふぇぇ えいご よめない

Japan cronyism scandal linked to Shinzo Abe and wife worsens with suicide note. Japanese official who took his own life said he was forced to alter records linked to sale of public land at 85% discount  Ehhh, English, I can't read it


もうやめてあげてJCのHPは0よ


JKファッションを変えた“あの人”


JKから男子高校生を奪い取るバレーコーチ(66歳・男)の物語か

A story of a man that was taken away from a 66 year old high school balley coach by a female manager.


Joe's Labo : 2018年、日本は本当の格差社会に突入する  おかしいと言わない現行政権叩かないで、成立させた民主だけ叩いてて草はえる

Joe's Labo: 2018, Japan enters into a truly stratified society. Don't criticize the government administration that says it isn't odd, just criticize the citizens who are living it. What a joke.


Joe's Labo : 解雇規制が緩和されると困る人たち  文章が下品。   ネトウヨしっぽ見えてんぞ

Joe's Labo: People who are troubled if the firing restraints are loosened. The writing is poor quality. You can see the online right wing leanings.


じょっ、じょっ、じょんこのび、じょんこのび、じょんこのび

Jo, jo, jonkonobi, jonkonobi, jonkonobi.


JT「わかば」「エコー」等6銘柄値上げ申請

JT, "Wakaba", "Echo", and others, 6 brands looking for a price increase.


J企業は皆犯罪企業、労基法違反も含めればね

Japanese companies are criminals, if we include their violation of labour laws.


なんJアニソン定例会 in Cytube  50人もいてワロタ

There were 50 people in a regular meeting about the なんJ Anime song in Cytube, and I laughed.


なんJアニソン定例会 in Cytube  いや、にちゃんのなんJ民であってredditのなんJ民ではない

NanJ Anime Song regular meeting in Cytube  No, they are 2chan's NanJ people and not Reddit's NanJ people.


かがみのーなかのまりおねっ

Kagami no Naka no Marionette (Marionette in the Mirror)


Kanjiisai bousatsu gyaatee gyaatee haaraa gyaatee.


Kirara Fantasy will being service on December 11.


のっくのっく・・おるすですか


Larianが生んだ傑作RPG「Divinity: Original Sin II」の販売が遂に100万本を突破  1を終わらせてないけどネコからクエスト受けたり  敵の炎魔法を雨降らして消したり戦闘も楽しかったので2も買う予定

The masterpiece RPG created by Larian, "Divinity: Original Sin II" has finally exceeded 1 million unit sales  I haven't finished 1 yet, but I did receive a quest from a cat  Because you can do things like extinguish the enemy's fire magic by summoning rain, and the combat was fun, I also plan to buy 2


Let's make a second season full of depressing events!"


のぼるとLINEをすることでしか幸福を得られないのでのぼるとLINEをさせてください

I can only achieve happiness from Noboru and LINE, so please let me do Noboru and LINE.


「ママとパパのLINEが気持ち悪い」――娘がそう言うほどにラブラブな夫婦がほほえましい

"My mom and dad's LINE accounts are gross."


「LINEがウザい」「知ったかぶりで政治を語る」ダメなおっさんたちは変われるのか  どうせ騙されるなら小泉元首相に騙されたいって心境かな

"LINE is annoying!" "They talk about politics like they actually know something." Can useless old men really change? If they can be be fooled no matter what, then I guess they have the attitude that they want to fool former Prime Minister Koizumi.


LishtotのTestDropは、非接触で水が安全に飲めるかどうかを判定する

Lishtot's Test Drop will determine whether the water can be safely drunk without contact.


LLLはおデブさんがいっぱい。これがほんとの3L


LLLができてから3年経ちます。そろそろヘリテージになるものが必要だと思います。  もう三年か。はやいなぁ。

It's been 3 years since LLL was made. I think something needs to be done to make it a heritage soon. Already 3 years... so fast.


バーチャルLLLerです  かわい…くはない


LLLerでよくみるレスポンス「すごい」「えらい」「かわええ〜」

Responses commonly used by LLLers "amazing", "great", "cute".


LLLerってもしかして意識高い……？

Is it possible that LLLers are deeply aware...?


I'm gonna gather at LLLer and do Steam's AoE2ー！


LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL！   レレレの職業不詳の29歳のようにも見える  黙秘を続けてるような

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL！He looks like a 29 year old who has an unknown occupation of Lelee. He continues to be silent.


このふいんきがLLLLL


L L LはなんのL？  あ！   知り合いの金融屋さんご紹介しましょうか？   とてもいい人なんですよ？   ちょっと金利が違法ですけどね   すごくいい人です

LLL is what L? Oh! Shall I introduce a money lender acquaintance? Is he a good person? Well, the interest rate is a little high, but he is a great guy


LLLでオススメされてたからswitch買ってきた  カービィ16日発売かぁ  psp以来のゲーム機だ  追記：とりあえずスカイリムDLした

Since LLLers recommended it, I bought a Switch  Kirby is released the 16th.  It's the only console I've had since the PSP  P.S. I've downloaded Skyrim for the meantime.


しかし、LLLではtl;drを使うほど長文なくない？

But in LLL, there aren't any sentences long enough to warrant a too long, didn't read, right?


LLL三月場所が始まりますよ


LLLを何かの拍子で見つけた人って、きっと「インターネットにまだこんな場所あったんだ…」って思ってるよね。  語尾に(核爆)って付けても笑ってスルーしてくれそう

People who find LLL through some sort of rhythm.  Maybe they are thinking, there must be this kind of site still available on the net. Even if 'nuclear explosion' is affixed to the end of a word, please laugh thoroughly.


LLLって何立てていいかわからないからムカつくんだよね

The problem with LLL is that you don't know what you can make.


LLLはいつも君を見ているよ


これもまたLLL文学の一面

This is another side of LLL's literature.


これもまたLLL文学の一面

This is another side of the LLL literature.


LLL格付けチェック2018 一流LLLerになるのは誰かなスペシャル  たまたま見ててみゃーもBでしたにゃ   でも20時から秒速見るにゃ

LLLrating check 2018. Who will become a first class LLLer special.  I saw a B by chance, meow. But I've seen it per second since 8:00 PM, meow.


LLL格付けチェック2018 一流LLLerになるのは誰かなスペシャル  見逃したが盆栽はB

LLL rating check 2018. Who will become a first class LLLer SPECIAL! I missed it but bonzai is B.


LLL界広しと言えども、最近の僕ほど怠惰な毎日を送ってる者はいまい  水金以外の俺と全く同じで笑った、いや笑えなかった  俺と一緒にバイトしようぜ

Even though the LLL world is expansive, for those who are lazy every day, as I have been recently, it is trendy.  Like me, they laugh on days other than Wednesday or Friday.  No, they can't laugh.  Lets work together.


LLL界広しと言えども、最近の僕ほど怠惰な毎日を送ってる者はいまい  週二ぐらい…

Even though the LLL world is extensive, recently there are people as lazy as I am everyday.


LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  あったまピッカピーカ、冴えてピッカピーカ、そーれがどーした俺ピカチュウー

Good morning to all of LLL. I am Alexa, I should not work in Amazon, but do you have any questions? Head Pika pika, clearly Pika pika, so what I am Pikachu


LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  アレクサ、のぼるの天気は？

Everyone at LLL, good morning. Alexa Amazon isn't working well, but are there any questions?  Alexa, how's the climbing weather?


LLLの皆さん、おはようございます。私はアレクサ、アマゾンで働いてはいけないけど質問ある？  折れた

Good morning, /r/lowlevelaware users. This is Alexa speaking. You shouldn't work at Amazon, but have you got any questions for me? Well, that was unexpected.


もっとLLL盛り上げていかないとなあ  耳がアレな人は、そうらしいね  におわんけど、手で脇触って匂い嗅ぐとワキガの匂いしますわ  でも、話変わるけど、いがいと可愛い女の子ワキガなこと多くね？サービスでOLの制服着てくれる店でそういう子がくるとめっちゃ仕事してちょっと疲れてるOL感がでてめっちゃチンコ勃つ

I wonder if LLL can be more lively. It seems like people with those types of ears are like that. With Niowan (deodorizing toilet paper), when I touch my armpit and smell it it smells like body odor. But, to change the subject, don't a surprisingly large number of cute girls have armpit body odor? If there were a service where that type of girl wore office clothes and worked really hard and got worn out and had that working woman feeling then it'd really get me hard.


We've got to get people more active in r/lowlevelaware... That's what they say about people with hearing like that. I can't smell it, but if I touch my armpits and then sniff them, they smell like body odor. To change topic, have you noticed that cute girls often have smelly armpits? There are some shops where, as a bonus, the girls wear office outfits. That look like they've been working hard and gotten tired is so sexy, I get a boner instantly.


サンタクロースヌーからLLLの良い子たちにプレゼントだよ  飛鳥2乗ったときにプルプル飛鳥を 買い損ねたので、プルプル飛鳥ください。

Presents from Santa Claus Nu to the LLL good kids. When riding on Asuka, I missed the chance to buy Purupuru Asuka, please give me one.


LLはのろーく進行する病だからね

LL has an illness that progresses slowly.


「lowlevelaware」でツイート検索したら「redditのlowlevelawareは世界でいちばんの糞板。マジ好き」みたいなツイートがあった

If you search tweets with "lowleveraware" there are tweets like "reddit's lowlevelaware is the world's best shit stage.


コミックLOが堂々と売られている国とはやっぱ違うね

It's quite a bit different from a country where Comic LO is sold all over.


macOS High Sierraに「最悪のバグ」、パスワードなしでログイン可能  情報系の学生とかプログラマーの間ではラップトップpcとして人気(体感シェア三割から四割)

"Horrible bug" in macOS High Sierra, login possible without password. Popular as a laptop PC among tech students and programmers (experience share goes from 30% to 40%).


macOSの「root」ログイン問題、10.13.0から10.13.1に更新すると再発の恐れ（要再起動）  13月とか旧暦じゃん

About the log in problem of [root] in macOS. if you you update your device between 10.13.0 and 10.13.1 it will probably be a repetitive problem. 13th is marked on the Lunar Calendar.


Mafia ￥1490  やっぱり日本語化MOD動かんのかね   人柱頼む

Mafia is ￥1490, the Japanese language mod probably won't be transferred huh? Someone make a sacrifice.


マミさん  なんかケバい


mannnakaを危険視(警戒)してる点はpovertyとpokankunは一致してる的な話か。危険という結論の導出過程はかなり違うだろうけど、結論は一致してるだろうな

The point of danger (warning) of Sumanko mannnaka is perhaps that poverty and pokankun are similar?


つか、mannnaka普通にこえーし

Although the process leading to the conclusion of danger is quite different, surely the conclusion will be the same... mannnaka is normal...


"Mastering Bitcoin" 日本語訳 「ビットコインって何？」って人はこれを読んでみよう！絶対面白いから  まーた仮想通貨ステマスレか  もうBTC爆死で結論でたやん   インサイダーしまくり少数で操作しまくれるものなんか怖くてやりたくない

"Mastering Bitcoin" Japanese language version. Read this if you don't even know what a bitcoin is.  Extremely interesting.  It concludes that it was stealth marketing that led to the bitcoin collapse.  I don't want to be afraid of the small number of people with inside knowledge manipulating the system.


やっとMBSネットで復活するのか

Finally it's bouncing back on the MBS net.


Persona 5 meme for older students at the end of the century.


にゃうにゃうにゃうにゃうにゃ？


『METAL GEAR SURVIVE』 第2回ベータ配信はPC版もありまぁす（2月16日～18日）  これやりそうな層はモンハンとかPUBGとかで忙しそう

"METAL GEAR SURVIVE" There's a PC version for the second beta broadcast. (February 16~18). People who this is geared towards are probably going to be busy with Monster Hunter or PUBG.


#MeToo Voice actor who seduced Shimizu Meily anonymously confesses to rape of Takeuchi Tadayoshi.


"Metro Exodus" will be released in the fall of 2018.


Microsoft、文章から本物のような画像を生成する人工知能を開発 ～人の「注意する」概念をモデル化し「常識」も学ぶ  ポルノ生成されまくる未来が見えるゾ

Microsoft, develops artificial intelligence that generates realistic images from sentences ~ Modeling the concept of "human attention" and of learning "common sense". Things are looking good for porn creation in the future.


Mine is from 2011 so it's probably fine?


キティさん、またとんでもないものとコラボする

Miss Kitty, collaborating on preposterous things.


MRJはこれまで納期を5度延期し、開発コストは当初の3倍の5千億円

MRJ's development has been delayed 5 times, and development costs are 3 times the initial cost at 5 hundred billion yen.


「ラノゲツクールMV」は12月14日に発売へ。プログラムの知識なしでADVやライトノベルゲームを制作できるツール

"Ranoge Tsukuru MV" will be on sale on December 14th.


ついにきゅうりょうがでた


Nature論文は食品としてのトレハロースの安全性を問題にしているのではなく…。

The Nature article is not questioning the safety of Trehalose as a food product...


なぜNECの平凡なノートPCが若者に支持されたのか？ 新型「LAVIE Note Mobile」を読み解く  目いいんだね

Why was NEC's ordinary laptop supported by young people? You can read and understand the new "LAVIE Note Mobile".


NEM不正送金被害のコインチェックが補償発表。日本円で返金、レート88.549円 ただし補償実施時期は"検討中"  バックレ？

Coincheck, damaged by the NEM illegal money remittance scam, announces compensation. Money will be returned in JPY at a rate of 88.549 yen.  However the period for compensation is 'under consideration'.  Is that a cop out?


NEM不正送金被害のコインチェックが補償発表。日本円で返金、レート88.549円 ただし補償実施時期は"検討中"  住友系でしょ？  流石にバックレはムズいんじゃないかなぁ

Coin check makes compensation announcement on damage caused by NEM illegal remittance. Refunds in Japanese yen, at rate of 88.549 yen However, the compensation implementation time is "under consideration" Isn't this Sumitomo group? I think feigning ignorance is going to be difficult


Netflix Japanさん 例のアレで煽ってくる  直球ド正論で好き  でも、性格がサイテーだからこそ人様に迷惑をかけないように妄想の世界で生息している面もあるのでそっとしておいて下さい。

That guy is creating quite the ruckus on\\nNetflix Japan’s “Chokkyuudo Seiron.” His personality is the worst so he is living in the imaginary world in order to not give anyone any trouble. Therefore, leave him alone.


News Up ： 大雪でなぜ立往生？そのときあなたは  死ぬがよい！かよ

News Up: Why are you stranded during heavy snow?  Are they saying it's better for you to die during that time?!


マクドナルドがNFC決済導入

McDonald's introduces an NFC payment system.


NHK、CPU脆弱性のニュースのイメージ映像にわざわざAMDを使用する  ひっどい説明だけど、正しく説明しても同じか。せめてMeltdown(主にインテル), Spectre(CPU全般的)があると書いて欲しいな。  *後、ブラウザを最新に更新しないとヤバいよと促すべき。はー、safariのためにios11へ上げないといけないのか。。

NHK went out of it's way to show an image of AMD when reporting on a CPU vulnerability. This is a terrible explanation, but even if it was explained right it might be the same. At the very least I wish they would write that the meltdown (mainly Intel) comes from Spectre (universal to CPUs). *Also, they are expected to urge people to update their web browsers because it's dangerous otherwise. Ohh, so I have to update to iOS11 for Safari, eh...


We are always buying rice (unmilled rice) on Yahoo!


NHK世論調査 安倍内閣を「支持する」49％ 「支持しない」35％  そりゃチョロいん好きなだけありますわこの国

NHK public opinion poll regarding Abe's cabinet. 49% "approval" and 35% "disapproval". This country sure likes simple minded things.


NHK、「北朝鮮がミサイル発射」と誤報、5分で取り消し

NHK report 'North Korea has launched missiles' was an error.


NHK受信契約、NHKの申し込みから2週間で承諾なしで強制成立の判決  NHK税か

NHK reception contract.  Two weeks after applying to NHK, they have decided to enforce this, without my consent.  What about the NHK  tax.


NHKの受信料、合憲の判決が出る  NHK「嫌なら(テレビを)買うな！」  ってことですね、えぇ

Constitutional rulings come out about NHK license fee, NHK said "Do not buy it (a TV) if you don't like it!" Ehhh?


NHK受信料｢徴収督促チップ｣が全テレビに!?

NHK subscription fee "fee collection chips" are in all TVs!?


NHK受信料｢徴収督促チップ｣が全テレビに!? 全受信機にACASチップを入れるのは不当だ  もう次はTV買わないだろな   今でもほぼPC/PS4のモニターとしてしか使ってないし、面白そうなコンテンツは後からネット配信するから   災害時の速報用にはラジオを買おうかと思ってる

Are the 'collection demand chips' for the NHK broadcast fee put in all televisions?? Its not fair to put an ACAS chip into all receiving devices.  Next time, I'm not buying a TV.  Even now I mostly just use it as  monitor  for a PC/PS4. The net should soon be broadcasting more interesting content.  For emergency bulletins during a disaster, it's better to buy a radio.


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却

NHK's licensing fee, the supreme court dismisses one man's appeal.


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却

The supreme court dismisses a man's appeal regarding NHK licensing fees.


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  一人暮らしでロクに見てもないけどBS契約してやってるわ   たまに朝BSでやってる世界のニュースは見てるけどさ      自分含めて大多数の人は渋々払ってるし、払っても払わなくてもある意味曖昧だったのを最高裁で黒判定にされた以上従わざるをえない   選挙でNHK受信料について言及する人がいない事からもお察し      執行官が来る前に諦めて契約結ぶしか無いね   今なら黙って契約すれば遡って支払いを求められる事もないし

NHK license fee, man's final appeal dismissed by the supreme court  I barely watch it living alone, but I have a satellite contract anyway  I do occasionally watch the morning world news broadcast though  Including me, the majority of people are reluctantly paying, and even though it's vague whether I'll pay or not, we're obliged to obey because the supreme court reached a negative verdict  Keep in mind that there's also no one mentioning the NHK license fee in the election  There's nothing left but to give up and sign a contract before the court executive comes  And if you quietly sign a contract now they won't ask for retroactive payments


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  前者   今の時代はみんなBS付きだし、それを理由にして逃れるつもりは無いよ

Man's Appeal to Supreme Court Over NHK License Fee Fails. Everyone's got satellite TV now, but they've got no intention of letting you get away with that excuse.


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  最高裁がNHKに忖度

NHK reception fee, Mans appeal dismissed by the grand bench of the Supreme Court, the Supreme Court surmised NHK


NHK受信料、男性の上告棄却 最高裁大法廷  税金なら税金で構わんから新社屋とかでバカスカ使うのやめーやクソ共

NHK license fee, man's appeal to Supreme Court dismissed


NHKが国民の皆さまの受信料で制作した2000GT VS．LFA 新旧スーパーカー真剣勝負の映像をご覧ください  「しんきゅうのすーぱーかー」    「こうきょうのふくしなのか」    かな？

Take a look at the video of the new  and old supercar competition 2000GT vs LFA created by NHK with license fee money. "New and old supercar" = "Public welfare"?


NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】  666ってまた不吉な

NHK「University graduates starting salary increases drastically in the past few years 」【See in chart】That 666 number is sinister


NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】

NHK "First salary after graduation, large increase in recent years."


NHK「大卒初任給、ここ数年は大きく上昇」【グラフにすると】  詐欺商売を国が推奨しだす末期

NHK 「College graduate initial wages greatly rose in the past few years」【When turned into a graph】The end stage where the country is advocating for fraud businesses


NHK「クロ現＋」アラフォー特集で怒りが収まらない同世代

NHK "Crow current +" the same generation whose anger does not fit in the special feature of the Arafo.


「NHKの麿」登坂淳一アナがフジ夕方ニュース司会に内定  語尾がごじゃるの人。

"NHK's thin eyebrows"  Announcer Junichi Tosaka has been tentatively assigned to the position of chairman  A person who ends sentences with gojaru


niconicoサービスの基本機能の見直しと今後に関して  今までわりかし使ってたけど  動画はろくにシークできないし  ニコ生の一般会員追い出しがある限りもういいかな

I reviewed the basic functions of the niconico service and used it before so far, but I can not seek the movie as much as I want, so long as there is a general member expelling ofNico student. I do not want anymore.


「niconico」最大画質引き上げへ 「く」批判受け、川上会長が謝罪  俺たちの麻生とか字幕流れてた頃に見切った

「niconico」is upping their largest video quality.「く」has received criticism, President Kawakami apologizes. Our Asō gave up the age of comments flying by.


niconico“炎上発表会”の舞台裏 「新しいものは賛否両論あっていい」 新トップ栗田取締役独占インタビュー  賛がないようだが……

Niconico: "Backstage to the big fire show"  Exclusitve interview with up and coming director Kurita  There doesn't appear to be any merits, though...


「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか

"Niconico (ku)" presentation, how did the local reporter see it?


「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか 大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”  今更だけど、画面上にコメント流れるのいらない、邪魔、全部読めない、下品

What did on site reports think of the niconico（く）product launch? It was an endless stream of critical comments aimed at the presenters. "These 2 hours feel like an eternity." It's too late, we don't need comments flying across the screen, their obtrusive, you can't read all of them, they're vulgar.


「niconico（く）」発表会、現地の記者はどう見たか 大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”  (ユーザーとしては)何の問題もないね

"Niconico (Ku)" recital, how did the local reporters see it? "Two hours feeling like eternity" while looking at a big fire with the performers (For users) there are no problems


I can't decide if I should buy a Nitendo Switch.


Nintendo Switch1台で対戦できる麻雀ゲームが登場 相手の手牌の隠し方が“ついたて”の力技仕様  これ半分任天堂Laboだろ

A Nintendo Switch mahjong game where two players can play with one system has been released  The way of hiding the opponent's tile is a "partition screen" manual method  This is halfway toward Labo heaven


Nintendo Switch1台で対戦できる麻雀ゲームが登場 相手の手牌の隠し方が“ついたて”の力技仕様  枯れた技術の垂直思考

Announcing the competitive Mah Jongg game with one Nintendo Switch.  Opponents keep their tiles hidden by a 'screen', which takes a lot of work.  The vertical thinking of dead technology.


Nintendo SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい  もう抽選とかなく普通に買えるようになってるんだね

I want someone to push me, who's hesitating to buy the Nintendo Switch  I'm already able to buy it without using prize drawings and whatnot


Nintendo SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい  マジレスするとゼルダ   ゼルダはウヒョーッてなってガーッて遊ぶ系   ゼノブレ2は最初フーン……ってなるけどだんだんあっあっあってなって気づくと200時間経ってる系

I'm confused about whether or not I should buy a Nintendo Switch  I want someone to push my back  Serious replies about Zelda  Zelda is one that you'll enjoy while saying "Uhyo" and "Gah"  Xenoblade 2's beginning will make you say "hmmm...." but as time goes on you'll eventually notice that 200 hours have passed


[Nintendo Switch]\\[T]/  ソラールさん人気者で嬉しい大好き

[Nintendo Switch]\\[T]/  Solaire is popular and happy and love


ハッカーグループがNintendo Switch上でLinuxを動かすことに成功  osはfreebsdベースだっけか   んで本体はpixel2っぽい何かだっけ

Hacker group succeeds in running Linux on the Nintendo Switch. So the OS was a freebsd base? So then is the main unit something like a Pixel 2?


Nintendo Switch向け「TESV: Skyrim」は2018年2月1日，「DOOM」は3月1日にそれぞれ発売へ。いずれもCEROレーティングはZ  ゼルダのあとにskylimは無理  戦闘が糞すぎる

The TESV Skyrim, that uses a Nintendo Switch, will be on sale from 1 Feb 2018, and DOOM from 1 March.   Both of them have a  Z CERO rating.  After the Zelta, the skylim is useless.  The battle is crap.