なぜ大学には金がないのか  野菜工場の実験してる農学部の校舎は不夜城だったわ  今思えばすげぇ光熱費だったろうな

Why don't universities have any money?  The agricultural building where they were conducting a plant factory experiment was always awake  Now that I think about it, the utility fees must have been enormous


大して家出ないからタブレット注文した

I don't leave home too much, so I ordered a tablet.


ロシアで大寒波 極東で氷点下65度 凍死も  度数高いわけだ…

Russia is experiencing a major cold wave. In the far east of the country, it is 65 degrees below freezing. People are freezing to death in high numbers.


大山康晴名人でも五冠だからね。

Even the great Yasuharu Oyama maxed out at five.


大きいことはいいことか？『巨乳の誕生』


カドカワは大幅減益：「ニコ動」有料会員、減少ペース加速 3カ月で14万人減  ザ、ザマァァアアアアアｗｗｗ

Kadokawa suffers decrease in profit : 「Niko Dou」's paying user, decrease pace accelerates 14,000 users left in 3 month You deserve ittttttt hahaha


大成建設のCMも入ったりするのかな


大手企業に広告出すよう土下座参りするぐらいじゃない

Isn't that level of apology really just advertisement for large companies?


大手メーカーのボトル入りミネラルウォーターのほぼ全てにプラスチック粒子が混入していることが判明

It turns out that plastic particles are mixed in almost all major manufacturers of bottled water.


It was confirmed that a major company that sells bottled mineral water has particle's of plastic mixed in with the water.


Most of large manufacturers' bottled mineral water found to have plastic particles.


大手まとめサイト「オレ的ゲーム速報」 Twitterアカウントが凍結  やりきぜ。

The major aggregator site, 「オレ的ゲーム速報」(My game news flash), has their twitter account frozen. We did it!


ついに大手電力が「再エネは怖い」と知った  ふーん O(n^3 )を未改善タイルに置くよりO(n^2 )で既存のタイルを置き換える方がマシなんて変わってるね

Finally large electronics manufacturers realize that "low energy is scary". Hmm. It's odd how rather than placing unimproved tiles at O(n^3 ), it's better to replace the existing tiles at O(n^2 ).


大抵の国の軍用犬は運用する兵士たちより階級上だよ

In most countries war dogs are actually a higher rank than the soldiers who use them.


大掃除で発覚…女子更衣室にカメラ 中学校教師逮捕  いつもの

Discovered during spring cleaning... camera in girls' changing room  Junior high school teacher arrested  As usual


大文字のTがどんどん埋没してってワロタ

The capital T is gradually being buried, LOL.


大昔は修理前提の製品作ってたから、


大晦日上司「サビ残は終わらねぇからよ、お前も帰るんじゃねぇぞ･･･」  「（労基署まで）止まるんじゃねぇぞ…」

New Year's Eve, boss "The unpaid overtime is never ending, don't think you can go home..." "Don't stop (as far as the Labour Standards Inspection Office)..."


大杉漣じゃないけどすこし心臓が痛い  葬式に来てくれるってレスがいっぱいついたからニコニコしてたけど冷静に考えたら優しいのはこいつだけだ  何が葬式じゃ！

I'm not Ren Ōsugi but my heart hurts a little. I was happy that a lot of people responded that they would come to the funeral but if you think about it calmly, he's the only one that was kind. What do you know about funerals?!


大杉漣さんが急死 ６６歳 急性心不全  うそおおおおん

Ren Osugi suddenly dies at 66 years old from acute heart failure   Oh nooooooooo


大杉漣さんが急死 ６６歳 急性心不全  熱血徳島サポといえばこの人だったな…残念だ

Ren Oosugi died suddenly at 66 years of age of acute heart failure.  He was the archetypal passionate Tokushma supporter.  Such a shame.


「セクシー大根抱き枕」、You＋More！で予約販売開始―セクシー大根と添い寝できる！  韓国大根風だわね

"Sexy Daikon Body Pillow", now accepting advance orders. You can sleep with the Sexy Daikon! That's a Korean daikon.


インフル大流行は「風邪でも絶対に休まないおじさん」のせい？  こういうのは、たぶん * 休ませないと罰則 * 休もうとしないと罰則 の両方やらないと、なくならないんだとおもう。

Is the influenza epidemic due to "men who won't take a break even when they are sick"? I think it won't go away unless you make it so both *not letting them take a break is punishable* and them not taking a break is punishable.


‘The men who absolutely refuse to take sick leave’ to blame for the outbreak of influenza? I think the core of this problem lies in not letting your workers stay home. Although both parties are at fault, workers not wanting to take time off, this is why influenza won’t stop spreading.


「サザエ大漁だ」ネットに投稿、密漁情報広がる  イ、イサキは？イサキはとれたの？

"We got a big catch of horned turbans." This was posted on the internet, spreading awareness on poaching. Wh, what's an isaki? Did they catch isaki?


大炎上を登壇者らと見つめる“永遠とも思える2時間”

Looking over the great flames with the speakers "two hours that seemed like eternity."


大王製紙元会長の井川意高氏、政府のギャンブル依存症対策に「童貞と処女がAV作ろうとしているようなもの」←エロ漫画は童貞が描いたほうがおもしろいって説があるけどな

Daio Paper Corporation president Mototaka Ikawa, in regard to the administration's gambling addition measure "It's like two virgins trying to make a porno" ← Though there's a theory that erotic cartoons are more fun for virgins to draw.


Former head of Daio Paper Corporation Ikawa Mototaka says of government gambling addiction countermeasures, "It's like if two virgins tried to make an adult video".


大 番 狂 わ せ  北米欧州が空気読んでてわろた

Shocking. North America and Europe are reading the mood hahaha.


大相撲九州場所 横綱 稀勢の里 きょうから休場 すでに平幕相手に５敗 休場は４場所連続５回目  日本人横綱に拘った関係者の慰み物にされた、可哀想な力士に見えるよ

Grand Sumo Kyushu location. Yokozuna's elite stable.  Venue closed from today. Already made 5 losses in the top division.  The venue closure will be for the 5th time in 4 places. To Yokozuna fans he is looking  like a pathetic wrestler, a pitiful creature.


大竹しのぶは映画「てだのふぁー」に出てたからなぁ

Otake Shinobu appeared in the movie "Tedanofua".


ロシアのプーチン大統領、体力の秘密は「鹿の血」にあり？

Is the secret to Russian president Putin's vitality deer blood?


ジンバブエのムガベ大統領が辞任 37年の政権に幕  10年おせーよ

Zimbabwe's President Mugabe resigns, ending a 37 year reign.   A decade ago.


ロシアの大統領選挙で一人で何回も投票する人

A person who voted numerous times in the presidential election in Russia.


トランプ大統領「銃乱射現場に自分がいたら、たとえ武器を持ってなくても突入してのにな〜」

President Trump said he would have "rushed in unarmed into the mass shooting scene."


トランプ大統領の長女イバンカ氏が関わった世銀の基金への拠出は４年分割のはずが一転、補正予算での55億円の一括満額計上が決定。 途上国の女性起業家の支援。補正予算は本来は災害対策など緊急対策に限定されているのに。安倍「ソンタクロース」からトランプ親子へ気前よいクリスマスプレゼント？  この勢いで日本の子供の貧困に対しても期待できそう（白目）

Complete change in the expected amount of contributions made with President Trump's eldest daughter Ivanka's involvement to the World Bank investment fund over four years  The appropriation for the full amount of 5.5 billion yen has been decided in the supplementary budget. Assistance for female entrepeneurs in developing countries. The budget's original elements such as disaster relief and emergency measures are being limited.  Abe Is it a generous gift from "Sonta Claus" to the Trump family?  It looks like we can expect this course of events in regard to the poverty of children in Japan  (cold stare)


トランプ大統領 「韓国との貿易赤字が是正されなければ在韓米軍を撤退」  さっさと日本から出ていけよ。   乞食！

President Trump "We would retire the US forces from Korea unless the trade deficit with Korea is solved"\\nGet out of Japan quickly. beggar!


トランプ大統領、高校銃乱射事件についてゲームメーカーと会談へ。規制すべきは銃でなくゲーム？  何かそんな映画大昔やってたな

President Trump is to hold a conference with game makers about the high school shooting incident. They're expected control games, not guns? They made an movie like that or something a long time ago.


大胆な誤認殺人は日本人自警団の特権

Japanese vigilantes have the privilege of boldly misidentifying murders.


あと大臣は全員国外永久追放

Afterwards ministers exiled them all abroad.


大荒れが続くniconico、プレミアム会員の解約続出でコミュレベルが軒並み低下中の噂  麻生動画に名前変えて出直したら  忖度でんでんしてもらてるかもよ

Niconico continues going crazy. Lots of premium members withdrawing, and quality of communities plummeting, say rumors. How about changing the title of the Aso video and trying again? Maybe they're trying to take a proactive approach.


大躍進中の若手女優・桜田ひよりが麻雀に青春をかける少女に！「１回だけ国士無双をツモりました！」  ツモ、スーカンツ。麻雀って楽しいよねええええ！！！

A young actress during the Great Leap Forward. Hiyori Sakura, a girl playing  mah jong.  I only got the '13 orphans' winning hand onc', drawing four kongs and  a pair from the wall.  Mah jong is fun, woo, woo!


大金扱う管理態勢ないコインチェック

Coincheck has no controls in place yet handles large amounts of money.


大雪で外出の予定を取りやめた奴カモン

Come on, to whom discontinues going out because of a heavy snow.


大雪の県内死者は１１人に

Deaths within the prefecture due to heavy snow fall are 11.


大飯原発が14日に再稼働！ 差し止め判決を出した地裁裁判長は左遷、一変した控訴審…裁判所で何が起きているのか  内閣法制局マター

The Ooi Nuclear Plant will be functioning on the 14th! \\nThe district judge that ordered the suspension was demoted. The appeal changed everything... What is going on in court?  Cabinet Law System Bureau Mataa


そもそも「大麻」とは何か？日本がいま考えるべき「マジメな使い方」（原田 隆之）  もともと日本で麻といえば大麻だった（現在は亜麻を指す）   衣服としては非常に高強度高耐久だが新品は固くてゴワゴワしていて肌が痛くなるので古着に人気があった

Firstly, what is hemp.  Japan seriously needs to consider its uses (Takayuki Harada).  In Japan is originally referred to marijuana, but now it means a type of flax. It is a strong and durable clothes fabric.  New clothes made from hemp are stiff and can be painful, so it has been more popular for old clothes.


大麻常習者が行き着いた境地

A state of mind reached by habitual pot users.


アルコールフリーの「大麻ビール」、カナダで来年にも発売か

Alcohol free cannabis beer will be on sale in Canada next year.


セクハラ天国ニッポンで、#MeToo の号砲が鳴る  町田さんのツイートは岸の顔面と人格見たらあるやろなって思う

In Sexual harassment haven japan,  machida sticks out in the #metoo  movement; if you look at Machidas face and personality you would think  been through it.


天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  一時期夫人から虐待されてるとか報道されてなかったっけ  それも入ってたら見てみたい

Genius scientist Stephen Hawking (PhD) dies. Weren't there reports of him being abused by his wife at one point? If anyone has those, I'd like to see them.


天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  「何も出てこれなくなるって説は嘘だったわごめーんペロッ」   とか最近言ってたような気が

Brilliant Scientist Dr. Stephen Hawking dead. I have a feeling that recently he said something like "The theory that nothing could come out was a lie, sorry hehe."


天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  ご冥福

Genius scientist Dr. Steven Hawking passed away, I pray for your souls.


天才科学者スティーブン・ホーキング博士 死去  生きてることが奇跡みたいな人だったけど   ７６は早かったな・・・RIP

The genius scientist, Dr. Stephen Hawking, has died. It was a miracle he was alive but 76 was still to soon. Rest in peace.


お天気良いね 太陽サンサン！  まちがえたっ

What great weather, the sun is shining brightly! It was a mistake.


お天気が良いので海沿いを散歩してる

The weather is nice so I'm taking a walk along the shore.


天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ  フフ～ン🎵

Since the weather is good and my medicine is working I'll go for a walk soon woohoo 🎵


天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ

The weather is good and the medicine has taken effect, so I'm taking a walk.


天気も良いし薬も効いてきたので散歩に行ってくるゾヨ

The weather is nice and the medicine worked, so I'm off to take a walk.


ラーマヤーナ……ラピュタ……ソドムとゴモラ……天の火……  毎秒会話しろ

Ramayana......Laputa...... Sodom and Gomorra.....Amenohi......Converse about this every second


「天空海」は何と読む？ 角界に“キラキラネーム”急増中  四股名には昔から変なのあったよ  芸名の一種だし、力士は沢山いるからね  番付が上がったら改名しても良いし

How would you read 「天空海」? Unique, Unusual names are seen more in the sumo world. These names have been seen in the past and it's been part of the entertainment industry. They can also change their name once they have a certain status in the industry.


天鳳でまだ一位になれてないらしいから目をつぶっててもアカギが勝ちそう

It seems like with the dealer winning on the first deal he didn't get first place, so even if his eyes are closed Akagi could probably win.


｢太っているけど健康な人｣は本当にいるのか

Are there really people who are "fat but still healthy"?


ようじょの太ももにちんちん挟んでお腹に精液溜まりつくるの良い

I like having my dick in between a young girl's thighs and making a puddle of semen on her stomach.


プレミアムフライデーは失敗？「格差の実情があぶり出されただけ」  こういう議論を生んでる時点で成功だと思う   炙り出されたのは休めない日本人の異常な実態だゾ

Is Premium Friday a failure?  "A real gap among classes simply ended up getting spotlighted." I think it was a success when people started pointing it out. What's discussed is the crazy reality of Japanese who cannot even take days off.


ロブスターは失神させてから調理を、スイスが保護規定定める 活きたまま茹でたり氷に浸してはいけない  じゃぁ食うなよってなるわ

Cook lobster after making it faint, Switzerland establishes protection regulations  You must not boil or immerse in ice while living  Okay, then I guess I won't eat it


奄美の動物襲うネコ捕獲へ

Towards the capture of the cat that is attacking animals in Amami.


ホーリーマミさんのモーションがいちいち奇人変人で聖女らしさを感じない  かなしい

Holy Mommy’s motion is like an eccentric weirdo. She does not seem like a holy woman. I am sad.


ホーリーマミさんのモーションがいちいち奇人変人で聖女らしさを感じない  淫紋とかマミさんぱねえな

Holy Mami's motions are all too weird for me to feel like she's a holy woman  Mami is ferocious, huh


ジョジョの奇妙な冒険第五部アニメ化決定！  六部のMIHとか七部のラブトレインとかアニメ映えしそう   時間が加速するところを是非とも映像化してもらいたい

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 Anime has been decided! I would like you to visualize where time is accelerated and the animation seems to be shining like 6 parts of MIH or seven parts of the love train.


そんなゆるゆるな契約するかー？

Are they sure about such a loose agreement?


プライム契約してるのになにもよんでいない

Even though I have a contract for Prime, I haven't read it.


ミカ‐サロの奥さんのノリコ‐サロさんはどう思うのか

What would Noriko Salo think about this since she is the wife of Mika Salo?


なに女とLINEしとんじゃ


ママンのために、ぼくが女の人に騙されないってことを証明するには殺すしかないのでは

What if I could only kill as proof to my mum that I wouldn't trick a lady?


女児にスプレーかけた疑い 和歌山 田辺市の臨時職員を逮捕  白く濁ってそう

Arrested temporary staff of Wakayama Tanabe City spraying girls. Looks white and cloudy


女児らが立ち話をしていると30歳くらいの青色ジャージを着た男が「俺は、どうしたらいい」と声かけしてきた、という事案 2017年2月 愛知  古いけどログ漁ってたらツボったので

A little girl is standing and talking when a guy around 30 years old wearing a blue track suit comes up and says, "What should I do?" This incident was in February of 2017 in Aichi. It's old, but if you fish up a log it's a bullseye.


キモオタボイス(女)  アクティブオタク女きらい  パッシブオタク女すき  つまりいいんちょすき

Creepy otaku voice, active otaku girl, passive otaku girl i like


女子中学生の自転車カゴに市議が瀕死のハト入れる 「命の大切さを知ってもらいたかった」和歌山・紀の川  事案だろ、これ

City councilor puts dove on verge of death into middle school girl's bicycle basket. "I wanted her to know the value of life." Kinokawa, Wakayama Prefecture. This is troubling.


女子中高生の8割 PKに悩む  タマは偏るけど竿は偏らんだろ…まさかお前…

80% of middle school girls worry about their underwear getting bunched up. Balls can go to one side, but the rod can't... are you....


女子中高生の下着の悩みに終止符！ 「non！PK」って何？  大人はお尻の筋肉がゆるくなるから、そうでもないよ。   もちろんスポーツとかで体を動かしてたら食い込むよ。   当たり前だけど、面積が小さいおパンツだったら食い込みやすい。大きいおパンツだったら食い込みにくい。    それと、女子中高生はだんだんお尻が大きくなるから、相対的におパンツが小さくなってくい込みやすいんじゃなイカ？   ちなみにパンポジ？はおトイレの都度直すよ。

A full stop to underwear worries for middle school girls! What is "non! PK"? In adults the muscles in the butt are less firm, so it isn't a problem. Of course if you do sports or move around they'll dig in. That's to be expected, but underwear with a smaller area digs in more easily Larger underwear doesn't dig in as much. And, since middle school girls have increasingly large butts, relatively speaking the underwear is getting smaller, so it digs in more? By the way I take care of panpoji? (bunched up underwear) each time I use the bathroom.


女子児童にブリッジさせ撮影 教諭を懲戒免  クソ食ってから死ね

Pictures of young girls performing the bridge. Teachers disciplinary action should be to eat shit until he dies.


女子の制服にスラックスも「固定観念から解放」平塚の中学校

Hiratsuka Junior school says it 'frees us from stereotypes'.


女子大生のカワイイ｢BONSAI｣が人気のワケ

The reason that the cute "BONSAI" of female college students is popular.


女子大生、自撮りわいせつ画像を販売「楽してお金欲しかった」

A female college student was arrested for selling lewd photos that she took of herself.


女の子とデートしたいけどもぼくが女の子と楽しく談笑してるイメージが全く湧かない

I would like to take a girl out on a date, but I just can't imagine having a friendly conversation with a girl.


女の子とデートしたいけどもぼくが女の子と楽しく談笑してるイメージが全く湧かない

I would love to go on a date with a girl, but I can't muster the image of myself chatting and having fun with a girl.


○○女子学園生徒はかならず白色下着を着用しなさい

Students at *** Women's College must wear white underwear.


女子学生を車に誘い入れてわいせつ容疑、児童委員を逮捕  71歳でも性欲枯れないのな

Charged for sexual harassment after inviting female student to car, then forcing her inside. Children committee member arrested. Still having sexual desire at the age of 71.


女子学生を車に誘い入れてわいせつ容疑、児童委員を逮捕

A child welfare worker is arrested on suspicion of inviting a female college student into his car and performing lewd acts.


「ニュース女子」をＢＰＯが強く批判「重大な倫理違反」 東京ＭＸテレビ番組  イナゴウヨorイナゴorファッションウヨク   連中に思想はない

BPO heavily criticized "news girls" for "serious ethical violations"  Tokyo MX TV program  Inagouya or Inago or Fashion Uyoku  These guys have no ideology


「ニュース女子」をＢＰＯが強く批判「重大な倫理違反」 東京ＭＸテレビ番組  既に適当な理屈で否定されているが、もう少し具体的に言うと   寡頭制による厳格な「中央集権・統制・支配」のためのシステム(例えばプロ独体制)を易々とは否定できない左翼はファシスト(ファシズム)というワードを使うにあたり理論武装が必要なのだが、このワードを安易に便利に侮蔑用語として使う連中に限ってそこんとこ無頓着なので容易く足元を掬われる

The BOP has castigated the News lady. A terrible moral failing.  Tokyo MX TV program. The reasonable argument has already been denied, but if it is stated more explicitly, a strict oligarchy, based on centralisation, power and control (eg independent structures), this is harder to deny.    The left wing use the word 'fascist' (or 'fascism') and theoretical arming is necessary.  But this is just a convenient derogatory term for this group.


レッドもブルーも女子の役 高校生戦隊、男子減で新境地：朝日新聞デジタル  チアフルーツそのものじゃないか

Both Red and Blue are girls role New frontier on high school students' squads as number of male decreases : Asahi Newspaper Digital Isn't it a chia fruits itself


女の子かまって怒らずの好きな人いるよね、、

There's someone I like who doesn't get upset caring for a girl.


「ニュース女子」打ち切りへ


「女の子だって暴れたい！」 プリキュアの初代プロデューサーが込めた思い  えー！ありえなーい！（黒

"I want girls to riot that they are girls!" Thoughts included by Purikura's founder. No way! (black)


女の子がセーラー服を着るだけの漫画です

This manga is all about girls wearing sailor suits.


女子校が芸術品のような女の子を量産する意味がよく分からなくなった

I no longer understand the meaning behind girls schools mass producing girls who are like works of art.


女子格闘家の対戦は見ててエロい

Matches between female martial artists are sexy!


「女の子になりたい」カミングアウトし気が楽に  あぁ～駄目駄目駄目！（西田敏行）

"I want to be a woman." Feeling at ease when coming out. Aaa~Nonono! (Toshiyuki Nishida)


女子が求めている回答は共感なんだょ

I sympathize with the answer she is looking for.


女の子のセリフを翻訳するとき若い子があまりつかわない「……なの」「……だわ」的な表現を避ける方向にしているんですが、このセリフを自然かつ女性語にしないアイデアが思いつかなかったので完全に諦めてしまったときの敗北感  この小説のマルフォイくん良いな

When translating a girl's speech young children do not use too much "......" "......"


女の子のセリフを翻訳するとき若い子があまりつかわない「……なの」「……だわ」的な表現を避ける方向にしているんですが、このセリフを自然かつ女性語にしないアイデアが思いつかなかったので完全に諦めてしまったときの敗北感  マジ激おこムカ着火ファイアーなんですけど！

When I translate women's dialogue, I tend to avoid terms like 'nano' or 'dawa', that are not used by young girls. But I could not come up with a way that wouldn't make this dialogue natural and feminine sounding, so I had the feeling of defeat that I get when totally giving up.  It just failed to spark.


女の子も近くで見るとそんなにきれいじゃないよね

If you look too closely girls aren't really that pretty.


カーリング女子銘菓「赤いサイロ」受注一時ストップ  チョコ関係はへーきです  昔は生チョコとか感動したものだけどああいうの似たのが作れるしね

Curling girl's confectionery "Akai Sairo". Ordering has temporarily been stopped. Chocolate things are alright. In the past I was moved by raw chocolate and things like that but you can make something similar to those.


女子高生が全裸で校内を徘徊し全裸のおっさんと全裸バトルする漫画が今日だけ全話無料公開中なので読むといい

The manga where a female high schooler loiters around the school completely naked and has a completely naked battle with a completely naked man is free to read for all chapters today only, so you should read it.


女子高生が夢中 ジャニーズが恐れる第3次韓流ブーム到来  冬ソナが終わったから

The third Korean Boom that high school girls are really in to is something Johnny’s has been fearing. This is because Winter Sonata finished being broadcasted.


女子高生の｢ツイッター離れ｣が進行する必然  heif て初めて聞いた。後で調べとこ。gif ってULされても mp4 に変換されてたりするし、gif って gif 職人のためのフォーマットになっちゃって久しい印象

It is inevitable that high school girls are 「Leaving Instagram」 I heard about that first time on heif. I'll look into that later. gif becomes mp4 after being ULed, gif seems to have long become format for gif craftman.


女性取り囲み痴漢疑い、初対面の4人逮捕 JR埼京線 インターネット掲示板に該当電車の車両は痴漢がしやすいという趣旨の書き込みがあり掲示板を見て集まった可能性  埼京線有名すぎる

For the first time, 4 people have been arrested on suspicion of surrounding and sexually assaulting a woman, on the JR Saikyo line.  Postings on internet bulletin boards make it easier for deviants to congregate in  the appropriate train carriage.  The Saikyo line is too well known.


女性取り囲み痴漢疑い、初対面の4人逮捕

Under suspicion of surrounding a female to molest her, 4 strangers have been arrested.


女性のにおいをかぎつづけてわかったこと  きゅうか(く)あゆみ、とか天職だな

"What I learned from sniffing women" Ayumi Kyūka has the heavenly job.


女性の太ももの写真展中止、東京 ネット上で批判の声  ウホッいい太もも

Women's thighs Photo Exhibition cancelled, Tokyo Gets online criticism Damn nice thighs


女性の太ももの写真展中止、東京 ネット上で批判の声  秋葉付近でやってた奴なら一回行ったけど女性客4割ぐらいいたな

The photo exhibition of women's buttocks has been suspended, critical voices on the internet in Tokyo.  I've been to one in Akiha before but about 40% of the viewers were women.


ぼくの女性に対するメンタルは中学生レベル

Compared to my woman, my mental age is that of a middle school student.


ぼくの女性に対するメンタルは中学生レベル

my mental age towards women is middle schooler.


女性専用車両にデモまでして反対しなければならない人たちとそれを取り囲んで断じて許さないとかのプラカード持ってる人達を想像して「地獄か」と思ったんだけど女性専用車両ってそんなコントラバーサルなものですか。とうきょうこわいね。  いまこそ原付通勤

When I picture a demonstration against women only train cars, people against it encircling it and holding signs saying it is unforgivable and such, I think "Is this hell?" Are women only train cars really that controversial? Tokyo is a scary place. Now more than ever I'm glad I take my scooter to work.


女性専用車両に反対派の男数人が乗り込んで遅延する事件が起きたらしいっすね。お前らは何専用車両が欲しい？  大量の痴女を指くわえてみてるしかないのか

It seems like there was an incident where several men who are opposed to women only train cars boarded them and caused a delay. What type of specialty car do you want? Can you just stand there and look jealously at all the female perverts?


女性専用車両に男性数人が乗り込みトラブル。通勤ラッシュ時の千代田線が12分遅れる  これ本当にハラ立つ   痴漢に文句言わずにわざわざ女性たちのなかに飛び込んできて   怒鳴るし騒ぐし肖像権も侵害するんだよね   痴漢被害でトラウマになってる女性たくさんいるのに   ガチ死んで欲しいわ

A few men entered a women only train car causing trouble. The Chiyoda line was delayed by 12 minutes during the commuting rush. This really upsets me. To purposely fly into women without complaining about sexual harassment. They shout and make noise and infringe on the women's right to privacy. There are many women who are traumatized as a result of molestation. I seriously want them to die.


A few men got into a female exclusive vehicle and had trouble. The Chiyoda line at the time of commuting rush is delayed by twelve minute.s Do not complain about this truly harassing molester, he bothers into the women and yells at and makes noise and infringes on portrait rights too many women who are traumatized by molestation damage, I want you to die seriously.


女性専用車両に男性数人が乗り込みトラブル。通勤ラッシュ時の千代田線が12分遅れる  過密しすぎ

Trouble with several men riding the women's only train. The Chiyoda line was 12 minutes late during the commuter rush hour. It's way too over crowded.


女性ファンの熱量をカロリーに変えるバンナムの動画配信サービス

Banham video delivery service changes the calorie value of female fans.


女性の訴えを素直に聞き入れる高い倫理観に先進国の先進性が見える

Male casters support the claim of their female counterparts in the same workplace for an end to wage disparities.


女性議員、日本は１５８位

Female Diet members, Japan has about 158.


女性議員、日本は１５８位

Japan ranks 158th in number of women in parliament.


女性は“靴下をはいたままSEX”すると、イク確率が30％UPすることが科学的に判明！

When women "have sex with socks on" their chance of climaxing goes up 30%, proven scientifically!


女のケツに操縦桿ついてるんだぜ?!

There is a control stick on a girl's butt, you know!?


女湯に"6歳くらいの男の子"がいて戸惑った…「男湯行って」「大丈夫」と賛否両論、識者は？

There was a boy who looked to be about 6 years old in the women's bath.


テッポウエビは「女王」のいる社会、秘密を解明

Alpheus brevicristatus have a society with a "queen", secrets revealed.


女「私りんごでジャグリングするの得意なの！


モンハン女「結んでください」  そーだそーだ

Monster Hunter girl "Please tie it"  That's right, that's right


モンハンバーガー女「結んでください」  何いちゃついてんだよ

Mon hamburger woman "Please tie" Why flirting?


モンハン女「結んでください」  変な服の腕についてる謎の紐

The monster hunter lady says, “tie it up.” It is the mysterious string on the strange clothing’s arm area.


ぼくも女装しておちんちんぼろーんされたい。

I also want to dress like a woman and expose myself.


女装して女湯に入浴、裏声で「女性です」と繰り返す。男を逮捕

A man wearing woman's clothing enters the woman's bath and keeps saying in a low voice "I am a woman" was arrested.


女装し女湯５０分、裏声で「女性です」…男逮捕

Dressed as a woman and went in the women's bath area for 50 minutes, said, "I'm a woman" in a high voice... man arrested.


女装アナニーしたらくさしょんが帰ってくる

Dressed in girl's clothes and doing anal masturbation, Kusashon returns home.


こういう奴ってだいたい下手ないいわけで恥の上塗りするよね…

← That's a lie that was spread around  There's no excuse for such shameful things...


おちんぽ奴隷になってそう


ジルオール好きなやつちょっとこい

If you like Jill Oll come here for a little bit.


いちごたいふく好き  ぷぷぷ


あまいからあんまり好きじゃない

It's sweet, so I don't like it that much.


好き勝手使う銭はあっても家賃は滞納しますとかクズやのう

Even if there is money that you use as you like, you'll do things like fall behind in your rent payments


Are there people who like pubic hair on women?


レスシリ好きだったから悲しい


そーゆー妄言はどうでもよい

Those types of thoughtless comments are meaningless.


妊活ドラマの流産に悲しみの声殺到

The anguish of those trying to get pregnant and suffering a miscarriage is shown in this drama.


アマゾンで妙に評価が高くて評価数も多い商品ってあるでしょ

On Amazon there are some items that curiously have positive reviews and a lot of reviews.


Your older sister’s muscles are too great.


ポプテピピックのアニメが始まったみたいだが

It seems like the Pop Team Epic anime has begun.


ポプテピピックのアニメが始まったみたいだが

I want to see the start of the Pop Team Epic anime.


ようやくやり始めたのか？


「ん」から始まる二十四節気「冬至」。かぼちゃを食べて寒さを乗り切りましょう！

The 24 solar year divisions start with N.  Eat pumpkin and survive the cold.


マギレコでミラーズランキングが始まるけど報酬もらいやすさを考えたらDランクになるのがいいのではないか

The Millers Ranking starts with Magireko, but for ease of getting payment, a D rank would seem to be best.


スプラトゥーン始めたけど 難しいな… なかなか勝てない…  LLLゲーマー多い

I started playing Splatoon but it's difficult... I can't win... there are tons of LLL gamers


委員会暴言、取り消して謝罪


委員会暴言、取り消して謝罪

Committee memeber's reckless remark, takes back words and apologizes.


姫始めしてきたのだ  景気いいやん

Finally lost my virginity  Business is good


姫路市議、自民会派を退会

Himeji congress, withdrawal of Liberal Democratic Party faction.


姿ずしは土佐の文化か。愛媛南予にもあるけど確かにちと違う気はするな

As a style it reflects the Tosa region culture but it differs a little in Ehime.


きんさん・ぎんさんの娘も100歳


おじさんの娘とかおじさんの狙うあの女とかの動画ならまだ価値はありそっ

There still seems to have some value in it for the sake of taking videos of the uncle’s daughter or that woman that the uncle is aiming for (as a lover).


あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた

As I got miserable at the end of the year as he refused inviting me to dinner with a girl, red eczema came out from my shoulder to the back of my hand.


あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた  性病科か泌尿器科     泌尿器科の病院ならだいたい性病科あるんでないかな     個人のとこだと検査に1週間近くかかるけど、でかいとこだと１日で結果出るらしい

I was in a bad mood because that girl refused my invitation to eat together, so I went to a sex service place at the end of the year. Then today I broke out in eczema(?) from my shoulder down to my hand. If it's a sexually transmitted disease try a urologist. If you go to a urology clinic you should be able to find out whether it's a sexually transmitted disease. If you get an examination at a private one, the results should take about a week, but if it's something major they should tell you within a day.


Reeling from being rejected to dinner by that girl, I went to get myself some sexual services, only to wake up with a rash from my shoulder all the way to the back of my hand?  Venereologist or urologist  There should be a venereologist in the urologist's office   At the small clinics the tests will take about a week, but if you go to the larger clinics I heard you'll get your results in one day


あの娘に食事の誘いを断られてむしゃくしゃしたので年末に風俗行ったら、今日になって肩から手の甲にかけて赤い湿疹?が出てきた  様子見かすぐ病院か  皮膚科かな

As I got miserable because that girl refused my invite to go out for dinner, at the end of the year I went to a brothel, but today I noticed a red eczema from my shoulder to the back of my hand? Should I wait and see or go to the hospital should it be a dermatologist


娯楽なんて漫画やラノベに限らずだいたい『現実逃避』成分だからね

Because entertainment is not limited to manga and lanobe, it is an "escape from reality" ingredient


婚姻届提出→そのまま役所で挙式がブーム？安い＆ラクで絶賛の嵐！  役所行事かな

Submitting marriage registration → Having a wedding ceremony at the government office right then becoming popular? Cheap & easy making it very popular now! A government office event, I guess.


婚活「親が諦めないで」５０人が未婚の子アピール

50 unmarried people with child appeal are looking for a spouse.


あれ媒介する虫は動物の精子臭好きなんかなあ

The insects that mediate this like the smell of animal sperm.


これは嫁さんが柴又の財布をやりましたね


ぼく、いろんなところで嫌われてしぼう


嫌儲で前川前文科事務次官ではないかと思われるtwitterアカウントが発見される

A twitter account that is thought to the Vice president of the office, Kihei Maekawa was found on 嫌儲.


もうちょっと嫌儲力を発揮しようや


５ちゃんねる嫌儲板なら凡人認定までいけたんだけどなー

If they were 5channel shady money making pages then she went so far as to act like a normal person.


５ちゃんねるの嫌儲板。朝日、毎日、現代ソースでスレ立てできなくなる  そんなのいたっけ…

Channel 5's questionable board.  Asahi can't be touched for up to date sources.  That's how it is.


インスタで嫌がらせしあう女性たち…そのゾッとする手口とは  やっぱ人類ってクソだわ

Girls who are harassed on Instagram... The disgusting methods used. Yeah, humans are garbage.


嫌煙中はたいてい基礎な学力もない人が多いんだよなぁ

The people that don't like smoking tend to be people without even much base education...


それにしても嫌な禿げ方やなあ

Even so, that's an unpleasant way to go bald.


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」がアニメ化するらしい

More animations now seem to feature 'women with sour expressions wanting to flash their knickers.'


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」がアニメ化するらしい

So "I want her to show me her underwear with a disgusted face" will be animated.


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演

"I want you to show me your underwear while making a displeased expression" to be made into an anime, starring Ishigami Shizuka and others.


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  この客層はMなの？Sなの？   例えばSMクラブの客層なら、女王様に罵られて蔑まれて痛い目にあわされてヒーヒー喜ぶ、ある意味で分かりやすい(?)人達だけど、この絵の状況だと何となくS的だから倒錯の志向が相殺されてるというか絡まってて理解が難しい   ニュートラルなら、リアルで嫌な顔されたら全くハァハァしないし、おチンチンがシュンとなって下向いてごめんなさいすると思うので、やはり相殺されてるのとは違うな。こじらせ方がSとかMの軸では表せない斜め上を逝ってる   (追記)あ、これ痴漢趣味か。ある意味、とても分かりやすい客層かも

'Show me your knickers with a sour face'\\nAn animation starring Shizuka Ishigami and others.  Does this appeal to the M, or the S customer base?  For those in the SM club, delighting in the perverse pleasure of being abused and put down by the queen would be easy to understand.  This is somewhat S in approach, so it is hard to understand how this perversion can be offset. \\nIf it is neutral, then the unpleasant face would not really be funny, it would be an apology with a droopy willy, which is not the same as being balanced. It is further complicated by not being anchored to the SM axis. Addendum: Is this for perverts? Its easy to see how it appeals to this kind of customer.


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  アフィチル層？ライト層？   最近のライト層って昔に比べてずいぶんとヘビーになってんな。(罪的に)

"I want you to show your pants while being unpleasant," ainmation, Shizuka Ishigami Afitil layer appeared? Light layer? The recent light layer has become much heavier than before. (Sinfully)


「嫌な顔されながらおパンツ見せてもらいたい」アニメ化、石上静香ら出演  はぁー・・・（クソデカため息）

"I want your panties to show while you make a reluctant face" Anime culture, Shizuka Ishigami's Performance whaaaa.... (Kusodeko sigh)


嬉々として書きこんだペドフィリアたちは猛省しなさい

The pedophiles who gleefully wrote that need to do some serious soul searching.


エナジードリンクやめられない子いるでしょ

There are kids who are addicted to energy drinks?


この『子どものお使い』に今日数億円の国会開催費用が使われたのかと思うと

Budget Committee  Just how many hundred million yen were wasted to hold a Diet session today about this "child's errand"?


「子供4人産んだら表彰」自民・山東議員に、尾木ママ「女性をバカにした発言」  いやーほならね、1人も子を儲けてない安倍夫妻を罰してみろって話でしょ？　そう私はそう言いたいですけどね

"Public recognition for giving birth to four children." Ogi Mama's "comment making a fool of women" to Liberal Democtratic Party member Santo. No, isn't it saying that Mr. and Mrs. Abe who haven't had even one kid should be punished? That, that's what I'm trying to say.


子供じゃあるまーにやめたれよ

Ginza Elementary school students are being harassed   They're just kids, they don't need Armani clothes.


？？？「子供をしつけるのに体罰は必要

Corporal punishment for children is necessary.


子供向けゲームにアダルト広告、Google

There are 60 apps with malware in Google Play which include adult advertisements in games for children.


子供向けのホラー本を勧めて頂けませんか？

Can I get some recommendations for horror for children?


子供の将来を楽観。29カ国中で最低、親の意識調査。  日本でそれしてる人って世襲できる人かアレくらいでしょ

Optimism for children's futures. Lowest among 29 nations in parent opinion poll. In Japan the ones who do that are pretty much only those who can hand things down.


子供にトラウマ植え付けてるだろ


「イギリスにおける子供の権利と国連条約」という本の著者が児童レイプで捕まったらしい  おばさんが個人の立場から批判したならまったく関係ないけど   国連を代表してコメントしたなら    ”日本の漫画の性的表現を批判していた国連”の、(児童の権利を保護する活動を担っていた)人   とも取れる(まあツイートした人間の間違いだと俺も思うけどさ)

The author of the book 'Children's rights and United Nations Conventions in the UK' seems to have been caught out by the issue of child rape.  If it was judged from the point of view of middle aged women, it would be irrelevant.  United Nations representative also criticised the sexualisation in Japanese comics as part of its mandate for protecting the rights of children.  I think it was a mistake from a tweeter on twitter.


コクチョウのオスカップル「子供欲しいけど産めない・・・。せや、その辺のメス誘惑させて産ませたろ」  こういうエロ同人読みたい

Black swan male couple "We want baby but can't have it... Yeah, let's just lure female around there and make them have one" Want to read an erotic coterie like this


すごくつらいよね  子供の見たいな体温

It's terrible, the child's body temperature you want to see


子供にお金を持たせると何故エッチな雰囲気になるのか

Why does giving children money make things seem sleazy.


子供の頃は空がご馳走だったよ


子どものスマホ依存、大株主がアップルに調査要求  管理用appまだないのかね？こんだけスマホ普及してるのに

Children's dependence on smart phones, big stockholders request investigation to Apple.  I wonder if there's still no management applications?  Even though smartphones are so widespread.


エナジードリンクやめられない子いるでしょ  割り材だよね

There are kids who can't stop using energy drinks  It's a mixer, you know


グダ子も夫もいっつも同性愛してんな

Gudako and her husband are always acting homosexual.


すぐ子宮まで行っちゃうから動けないし。

It goes up to her uterus so I can't move around.


子を持たない彼女たちの明かしたくない本音  日本の労働環境が悪いのもあるが  女性に子供育てる覚悟ないだけじゃないかな  貧しくなった日本で育った俺の知ってる若い新婚数組はそうでもないけど  日本が豊かだった時代ひきずった50代40代未婚ババァの金持ち探すタカリ体質は真似したらいかんよ  独身３K男は現実にあまりあるけど独身3高はほぼいないんやで（現実の独身3高は性格悪いかブサイク）  旦那と一緒に労働も家事子育てやって兼業主夫主婦がこれからの時代はあたり前だと  日本企業も念頭にないと少子化は解消できないよ

The true feelings of childless women that they don't want to reveal. Japan's labor environment being poor is also an issue, but I wonder if it's more that the women aren't prepared to raise children. I was raised in Japan after it became poor, but the young newlyweds that I know aren't like that. You shouldn't act like the old women in their 40s and 50s who were raised back when Japan was flourishing who search for a rich husband. There are some "3K" (good academic background, high income, tall) bachelors out there, but there aren't many of them (the 3K bachelors actually out there either have bad personalities or are ugly). I think soon it will be commonplace for both husbands and wives to do both work and household chores and raising kids. If the situation regarding Japanese business isn't considered, the declining birth rate won't go away.


だから子育て世代はネットでも日の当たるところで生きていくべきだ

That's why the child raising generation must, even online, live in the light.


子育てする人はネットで汚い言葉を見ないように生きたほうがいい

People who are raising children should live without viewing vulgar words online.


"きたない子育て"がいいことだらけな理由

This is full of reasons why “dirty child raising” is good.


子どもを高学歴にしたかったらレゴブロック

If you want your children to pursue higher education, then start them on LEGOs.


字面が世紀末感漂ってるわ

The words give a turn of the century feel.


もう存在価値が相当なくなってる


学力が遺伝するのなら、学校教育の効果はあるの？

If learning ability is inherited, is there an effect in school education?


学校での五輪壮行会 一般公開取りやめ相次ぐ ＪＯＣの指摘受け  加計学園グループ大学所属選手は関係ないな

An Olympic farewell party at a school that was open to the public has been suspended after being identified by the Japanese Olympic Committee. The Kakei Gakuen group has nothing to do with college affiliated players.


学校での五輪壮行会 一般公開取りやめ相次ぐ ＪＯＣの指摘受け  そうこうかいは宣伝？問題は   そこかい！

Olympic celebration rally at school  Public opening repeatedly canceled  It's been pointed out to JOC  The rally is public? The problem is right there!


"Judging this has messing around would be improper."


まぁ学校で学んだことが全てじゃにゃいし

Well, not everything can be learned at school.


いまの学校で「絶滅危惧種」になっているもの  でも「OHP使って授業してた先生が居た」という記憶はあれど   それが何先生だったかまでは覚えてな…w

Even though it is becoming an "Endangered species" at the current school, even if you remember that there was a teacher who used classes with OHP, do not you remember who it was?


いまの学校で「絶滅危惧種」になっているもの  うそん！俺の小学校の時にインクジェットプリンタなんて無かったやろ？！って思って検索してみたら   あったよインクジェット∑(°□°)   そうか あのOHPに使われてたのはインクジェットだったのか…   兄さんインクジェットとかレーザープリンタなんて言うから   てっきり「平成生まれめー！」って思ってたら   俺のが年下じゃないですか ヤダー

Now at schools they have become "endangered species". No way! When I was in elementary school there wasn't even an Inkjet printer?! I thought that was the case and looked it up, but there was an Inkjet printer ∑(°□°) . I see. The one used by OHP was an Inkjet... My older brother would call the Inkjet a laser printer, so I thought, "You dang youngster!", but was it not younger than me? Ugh.


学校から部活がなくなる？


学歴よりも年収で語れよ！！

Let's talk about annual salary instead of academic history!


学歴コンプレックス強そう

Complexes about academic history can be tough.


学歴と朝ドラの出来不出来は別！

A morning drama's inconsistent results are far different than academic history.


学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます

I'll tell you how to get rid of education complex.


学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます

I'll tell you how to not feel self conscious about your academic history.


学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます

I will teach you how to get over your fixation with your academic history.


学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます  北陸では金大ならまあOK  九州なら九州大学かな、北海道と東北はNO  名古屋大学は名古屋が好きじゃないから絶対無理

I'll tell you how to eliminate an academic inferiority complex. For the Hokuriku region, then Kanazawa University is okay. For Kyushu maybe it's Kyushu University. Hokkaido and Tokyo are a no go. As for Nagoya University, I don't like Nagoya so there's no way.


学歴コンプレックスの解消方法教えます  これ完全に俺の受験結果だったな　   もはやコンプレックスなんて年じゃないけど当時はコンプレックスあったよ　   ABCでA受からずCに受かりBは受験しなかった　   受かっていたと仮定するよりやっぱり受けとけばよかったなと後悔ばかり

I will tell you a method to get rid of academic history complexes. This was my complete test results. I am not at an age to get a complex but I had one. I didn’t take the test with a B grade without being able to get an A. I regretted more not taking the test than theorizing if I had passed.


学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」

The more of an academic background a person has... "Unconscious biases".


学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」  多少学がある方が自身がある文ひどい固定概念持ってたりする　自称中級者が一番は危ねえってこった

The more academic background a person has.... “biases one is unaware of”\\nThe more education a person has, the more stubborn in their ideas they become. Self professed intermediate people are the most dangerous.


学歴高い人ほど…「無意識の偏見」  ポリコレ棒を使わずとも認識するのは、人を使う立場なら今後に必須と思うわ   大企業の出世にも有用なツールになっていくんだろうな。頑張ってください

The more educated a person is... "unconscious prejudices". Being aware without using the crutch of political correctness, in the future that will be essential for those in a position to use others. I think it will probably be a good tool for getting ahead in a big company. Please do your best.


学生2人に現金、意見交換会

Event for exchange of money and ideas by two students.


学生を金品で動員､原子力巡ってまた不祥事 ｢核のごみ｣処分地に関する意見交換会で謝礼  一方で沖縄の反基地運動に日当がでてるといいながらソースも  証拠も出てこない件

Money mobilizes students, remuneration following exchange of ideas about scandalous disposal of "nuclear waste". Source says that while at the same time there are daily expenses for the anti military base activities in Okinawa. There is no proof regarding this matter.


【ガチ】学習能力が40％もアップする電磁刺激系ヘッドバンド「TMS」爆誕！

[Big] Magnetic stimulus headband "TMS" that boosts learning ability by 40% bursts onto scene!


学習能力が無いコントみたいな事されたら笑いが止まらん

If you act like you are in a skit with no learning ability then the laughter isn't going to stop.


孫悟空とは何者だったのか？


宅配ポストの暗証番号かかれたやつ盗られたことある

Stuff with the PIN number to my mail post got stolen before.


宅配ボックス：荷物盗んだ男逮捕

Mail box: male who allegedly stole a package arrested.


守られる人と捨てられる人の境界線は

The boundary line between those who are protected and those who are cast aside.


「安倍一強」で苦境の民進党、 「解党新党」「党名変更」案  まだ生きてたのか   小ぎたねえ絵面ですね

Democratic Party in trouble with "Abe Strong", so are the ideas of "dissolving the party" or "renaming the party" still alive? That kind of seems like a dirty trick.


Abe is the main culprit, but its incidence is expanding.


安倍は何故か自身や自党を『新勢力』として政治ショーを演出して大成功したし

Abe and his party have in some way been successful in putting on a 'new strength' political circus show.


安倍ちゃんの元秘書だった山口県議が市議のジィさんを骨折させ謝罪

Prime Minister Abe's former security and current assemblyman of the Yamaguchi prefecture apologizes for breaking the bones of an old man on the city council.


安倍のブレーン・八木秀次がバックか

Is this backed by Yagi Hidetsugu, the brain of Abe?


安倍ちゃん公認マスコミだからね


安倍内閣、6割が世襲議員の異常さ…過去15年で国民の所得14％減、資産ゼロ世帯は2倍  東大自体世襲みたいになってっから意味ないよ

Abe Cabinet, craziness of 60% members come from the politician family... 14% decrease of the national income in the past 15 years, twice more for the household with zero asset There is no meaning sinceTokyo university is basicary inherited system


安倍内閣を「支持する」４６％ 「支持しない」３７％ | NHKニュース  そうすると創価か幸福の科学の国になっちゃう…

46% of people "support" the Abe cabinet while 37% do not.| NHK  News This will make Japan a happy country of science...


安倍内閣の支持率は55％ 前回調査から５ポイント上昇 不支持率は37% 日経世論調査  言い換えればスキャンダルに極端に弱いと言うことだろうな   文春砲の ~~名誉~~ 汚名挽回にやってくれ

Approval rating for Abe cabinet is 55%. Increased by 5 points from the previous survey. Disapproval rating is 37% as per Nikkei public opinion poll ..to put in other way, it is said that it is extremely frail scandal . ~ ~ honor ~ ~ do it for dishonor recover


安倍内閣支持率、下落し４８％…読売世論調査

The Abe cabinet support rate has plummeted to 48%...Yomiuri public opinion poll.


安倍内閣支持率、下落し４８％…読売世論調査  コンマ抜けてない？4.8じゃないの？

The approval rating for Abe's cabinet has fallen 48% according to Yomiuri News paper public opinion poll. Isn't it missing a period? shouldn't it be 4.8?


安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」

Prime Minister Abe "It is pathetic, morning sort of miserable excuse, it was as expected".


安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」  反安倍がまた見えない敵とシャドーボクシングしてるな   どうせ一太の秘書が業者に委託してるとかだろ   安倍さんはザコの相手なんてしてる暇ないからな

Prime Minister Abe "It is pathetic, a sort of miserable excuse likely as Asashi, it was as expected." Anti Abe is still shadow boxing with an invisible enemy. What bloody secretary consigns to a contractor, he does not have time for these opponents


安倍内閣総理大臣「哀れですね。朝日らしい惨めな言い訳。予想通りでした。」  どうでもいいが香山リカはここ2年くらいクラヴマガや格闘技のジム通ってるから  ベピョン如きではガチで格闘でも頭脳でも勝てんぞw

Prime minister of the Abe Cabinet "How pathetic. A miserable excuse that's just like Asahi. Just as expected." Who cares, but for about two years Kayama Rika has been going to a gym for Krav Maga and self defense. When attacking Abe even in a physical contest, you can't win intellectually haha.


安倍ぴょん「ちっ、うっせーな。反省してまーす」


安倍を叩くことで、時々お仕置き(ご褒美)を貰いに行ってるのか


そういや安倍さんの周りに安倍さんより見た目がいい人いないね

Come to think of it, in the group of people around Abe there isn't really anybody better looking than him.


安倍ちゃん「声なき声に耳を」


安倍ちゃん「失業者が減ったからとうぜんだろ！」

Abe "The number of unemployed people decreased so it's as expected!"


安倍官邸を待ち受ける地雷の数々

There are a number of land mines awaiting Abe’s official residence.


“ポスト安倍は志位委員長”の声も上がる自民党の末期症状

A sign that the rule of the Liberal Democrat Party, whose voices could be heard calling for Chairman Shii to succeed Abe, is coming to an end.


安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！

Abe supporters are spreading the vicious discriminatory rumor that "'The distictiveness of this matter' of the Moritomo papers are the same as the treatment of the untouchables"!


安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！ 発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か  アッキードや日本会議って同和のことだったんだ

Abe cheerleaders are spreading false rumors that "The 'special characteristics' of the Moritomo documents are about social integration"  Is the source Takaya Imai, secretary to the prime minister?  Akheed and Nippon Kaigi were about social integration.


安倍応援団が「森友文書の『本件の特殊性』とは同和のこと」なる悪質差別デマを拡散中！ 発信源は今井尚哉首相秘書官か  『音大入札』　のことをきれいに忘れてるのは、ネトウヨのテンプレになってるな

The Abe supporters are spreading the divisive false rumor that "The Moritomo document's 'specific topic' is unified peace"! Could the source be Secretary to the Prime Minister, Takaya Imai? Completely forgetting about the "music university bid" has become a template for the Internet right.


安倍政権の下でのこれまでの文書隠蔽

Documents suppressed previously under the Abe administration.


安倍政権の下でのこれまでの文書隠蔽

This much concealing of documents by the Abe administration.


安倍政権は「官房機密費文書」開示せず

The Abe regime will not disclose the Cabinet Secretary secret spending report.


安倍政権の５年、厳しい国際評価 目先の「成果」強調するが…将来考えてる？  ベピョンは恨みは一生覚えてるが3秒しかもの考えられないタイプだな  多分1分したら忘れてると思うよ

Five years of the Abe administration, placing an emphasis on the "outcomes" of strict international assessments... Are we thinking about the future? Bepyon is the type to remember grudges for his whole life but not to give three seconds of thought to anything. He probably forgot everything after a minute


安倍政権がプーチン政権に献上した経済協力金で色丹島にアメリカの会社が発電所建設。

An  American company built a power station on Karatanjima with the economic cooperation fund donated by the Abe administration to the Putin administration.


With the economic cooperation funds that the Abe Administration presented to the Putin administration, a US company established a power plant on Shikotan island.


安倍政権がプーチン政権に献上した経済協力金で色丹島にアメリカの会社が発電所建設。  笑ってたか ×   嘲笑ってたか ◯

An American company is building a power plant on Shikotan Island using the financial aid the Abe Administration gave to the Putin Administration. Were they laughing or ridiculing?


安倍政権、民間企業に3千億円拠出要求…幼児教育無償化に充当、経団連会長が勝手に承諾  会食してる時点で黒．李下に冠を正さずだよ

Abe administration, private sector request for donation of 3 hundred billion yen... Allocated for making primary education free, president of the Japan Business Federation consents on his own. Guilt at meeting. Don't do anything that can be misinterpreted.


安倍政権のほころび激しい  C「支持率は捏造で選挙は公正」と  D「支持率は公正で選挙は捏造」がないぞ

The Abe administration is coming apart at the seams C "The approval ratings are a fraud and the election is fair" and there is no D "The approval ratings are fair and the election is a fraud"


安倍政権の財政推計はやはり｢粉飾｣に陥った

Abe administration's financial estimates have fallen to being "embellishments" as expected.


安倍昭恵夫人が広告塔「300億円被害」怪しい会社の正体

Mrs. Abe Akie is advertising pillar "damaged for 30 billion yen" The identity of the suspicious company.


安倍昭恵夫人の関与示す資料も続々発掘

Documents that indicate involvement from his wife, Abe Akie, are continuously being unearthed.


安倍晋三の後援会、晋精会について調べてみた  日本会議みたいに反医学部闘争系の人たちだったりするのかしら

I wonder if Shinzo Abe's support committee is made up of people who were against the Todai Dispute just like the Japan Conference that studied the Shinsenkai


安倍晋三「肉汁がぎゅっと」

Abe Shinzou "The meat stock is firm" Tries Kagoshima Wagyu beef.


安倍晋三首相がインスタ始める。意外なあの人へのフォローに驚きの声「ビックリです」  なんでたった6人なのに全員の名前を書かないんだ  安倍がインスタをフォローした6人 橋下徹 浅田真央 野田聖子 安倍昭恵 自民党 世耕弘成  大事なのは橋下徹だろう   もう維新の代表を辞めて2年経つのに、安倍が橋下徹大好きなのがよくわかる

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe starts using Instagram. People are surprised by who he followed. Why only six people ,why doesn't he write all their names. Abe is following Toru Hashimoto, Shin Asad,a Mao Noda, Seiko Abe. What is important is that he is following Toru Hashimoto. Although two years have passed since he quit the representative of Ishinha, I understand why Abe like toru so much


安倍晋三首相がインスタ始める。意外なあの人へのフォローに驚きの声「ビックリです」  写真は秘書とか周りの奴らで、投稿は一太だと思っちゃうよね、やっぱ

Prime Minister Abe Shinzo starts using Instagram. Surprised reactions to him following an unexpected person "What a shock". The picture is from the secretary or other people around, and the submission appears to be Ichita. Just as I expected.


安倍ちゃん「朝日新聞、真っ赤なうそ」  打ち消し呪文アサヒガを唱えたか

Little Abe. "Asahi newspaper huge whopper" .  Can you recite the Asahiga counter spell?


安倍の『現実』は赤坂飯店と自宅の母親飯しかない

Abe's "reality" lies only in restaurants in Akasaka and his own mother's homemade cooking.


安倍は立法府の長だったはずなんだが

Abe was a head legislator if I remember.


安倍ちゃん、結局、ピョンチャン五輪に出席するってよ  あんまないでしょ   安倍としてはあんだけ煽ってた手前国会に出席してでも行きたくなかったはずよ   まー自分で出席日程短くしてたからそれいいわけに出来なくなって   強硬な政治的理由（姿勢）のために行かないってなってたわけだから   それを避けたってのが理由の殆どじゃない？   あと二階に中韓との関係改善を改憲の党内調整のバーターにされたって話もあるけど   一番はアメリカでしょうね

Little Abe, you don't really need to attend the Pyongchan Olympics.  If I were you I would not even have wanted to attend the National Assembly, with it being so hot for you.  With such a short attendance schedule I would not have been able to use this excuse, so would have to use some sort of political posturing as an excuse.  Is that the reason for avoiding it? There's a rumour on the 2nd floor that improvement in relations with China and Korea was part of a deal made with cabinet.  The number one must be the US.


安倍ちゃん、結局、ピョンチャン五輪に出席するってよ  平昌で6ヶ国協議やるからね   日本だけが対話のテーブルから降りてる状態だったから   挽回するには首相の出席しかないとこまで追い込まれてたんだろ   本来なら外相だろうけど今の河野は安倍の劣化コピーだし   大方麻生二階に断られたとかかな

Abe says he will eventually attend the Pyongchan Olympics, because the 6 country summit will be held at Pyongchan.  It was only Japan who left the negotiating table.  We were forced into getting the Prime Minister to attend as the only way to restore the damage.  Originally it would have been the Foreign Minister, but the present one, Ota, seems like an inferior copy of Abe.  He was refused on the 2nd floor of Okata Aso.


安倍総理、先ほど仰ったようにこれは……あっゴメンナサイ！……（無理だなこれは……）

Prime Minister Abe, as you were saying before this is... ah, I'm sorry!


安倍総理に「“御法度の植物”由来サプリ使用」が報じられた！

Reported that Prime Minister Abe "uses supplements derived from 'contraband plants'"!


安倍総裁「圧勝」大崩壊 自民党総裁選票読み、現在の状況  石破か岸田かいな…

The great collapse of Abe's "victory" The current situation of the Liberal Democratic Party's primary election  Is it gonna be Ishiba or Kishida...?


安倍の肝いり・杉田水脈議員は「待機児童一人もいない」以外にもトンデモ発言連発！「保育所はコミンテルンの陰謀」  それスレ立てる機会くるの？

Abe's liver.  Diet member Suimyaku Sugita says 'There are no children on the waiting list' and other preposterous announcements.  Do they think the child care centres are some sort of comintern conspiracy?


このまま安倍自民党が続いたら籠池夫妻が他人事じゃなくなりそう

If the Abe Liberal Democratic Party continues like this, then the Kaogike couple won't just be somebody else's problem.


安倍ちゃん自身が地雷じゃん


安倍ちゃんが講演でゴルフでの転倒をトランプに褒められたと自画自賛  トランプ見てなかったやん  安倍ぴょんバンカーに置いてけぼりにして、プロと歓談しながらずっと先の方歩いてただろw

Little Abe in a speech sang himself praises for being praised by Trump at golf. Abe Pyon was left behind in a bunker while trump was chatting with professionals and walking ahead of you lol.


安倍ちゃん「６０超えると、つらいものがある」外遊で疲労  外遊もなー   60過ぎるとなー      頼んでもないのに売国のために外遊しまくってこの言い草

Abe "After you reach 60, some things get tough." Fatigue from foreign travel. Foreign travel, you know. Once you reach 60. Even though nobody asked him to all he does is travel overseas to sell out Japan, and this is his excuse.


安倍首相 2日のテレビ番組で「電波、通信の大改革行う」 電波の割当制度見直しへ意欲  逆逆 まだ忖度したりないんだよ 森友とか加計を始め政権への批判や疑問が一切報道されなくなって初めて忖度完了

PM Abe states in the TV show on 2nd this month "we will make a huge reform in electronic services". No, no. You haven't done enough. We can never say you did enough until we see no critiques or doubts about the administration, including Moritomo or Kake.


安倍首相、4月辞任の公算か…自民党が恐れる「影のキーマン・今井秘書官」証人喚問  今井尚哉の名前週刊誌にも出始めたね   テレビでも名前だせって電話するわ

Prime Minister Abe is likely to resign in April or...The Liberal Democratic Party fears "Shadow keym. an Secretary Imai" witness summons. Takaya Imai's name has started to appear in the weekly magazines. His name was even called out on tv. I will call him.


安倍首相とSNS友達 “侵入盗撮”ロボット研究者の華麗経歴  エロしぐさ

Prime Minister Abe and SNS friend "intrusive voyeur" robot  Researcher's magnificent career  Erotic performance


安倍首相「一喜一憂はしない

Prime Minister Abe "If a month goes by without such big swings then things will settle down".


安倍首相「佐川国税庁長官は更迭しない。適材適所だから」  10倍だぞ！10倍！

Prime Minister Abe "National Tax Agency Director Sagawa is not going anywhere. He's the right man for the job." 10 times over! 10 times!


安倍首相が創り出す元号は「貧困」 生活保護と最賃切り下げが織りなす悪魔の連鎖  疫病に戦争に飢餓に死。  安部ぴょんは黙示録の4騎士だったのか。 とすると後三人いるってことだな。  麻生と石破と小泉?

The previous label coined by Prime Minister Abe is 'poverty'  A tangled web between welfare protection and wage devaluation. Death from plagues, war and famine.  Is Abe part of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? If so, there are another three of them.  Could they be Aso, Ishihisa and Koizumi.


The human affairs around Prime Minister Abe's friends.


安倍首相の名前記載部分も削除  「関与していたわけではないので議員はやめないが 混乱を起こした責任をとって総辞職」だな。  自民党の話題は次期総裁選だな

The part that stated Prime Minister Abe’s name was also deleted. It’s like, “I wasn’t involved so I will not quit as a legislator, but I will take responsibility for causing confusion and will resign.” The LDP’s concern is the next General Election.


安倍首相、外国への援助「５年間で２兆８５００億円」 TBS NEWS  でも日本人の生活保護は削ります

Prime Minister Abe, aid to foreign countries "2.8 trillion yen in five years" TBS NEWS. He will also cut down on Japanese livelihood protection


安倍首相夫人の国会招致を拒否と自民幹部

LDP Headquarters to Refuse Summoning Wife of Prime Minister Abe to the Diet.


安倍首相夫人の国会招致を拒否と自民幹部  そうねぇ。安倍ちゃん、麻生ちゃん、閣僚権力で任命したクズ官僚まとめて放逐すればかなり人気でると思う。  あとはどのくらい本気で民衆が怒っているかだろうかね。ぶっちゃけ、舛添さんに対しての方が怒ってた気がするｗｗ　報道され方の違いかね？

Wife of Prime Minister Abe refusal of a Diet summons and the Liberal Democratic Party. Well then. Abe, Asao, if you round up and expel all the cabinet ministers you put in office with your power I think it'd be a popular move. Also, just how upset is the populace? To be frank, I have a feeling they are more upset with Masuzoe hahaha. Maybe it's a difference in how things are reported?


安倍首相夫人の昭恵氏に脅迫状 経営の飲食店に届く  共謀罪適用だな

A threatening letter to Prime Minister Abe's wife, Akie  Reaching out to the management's restaurants  Putting the conspiracy to commit a crime into practice, huh?


安倍首相が官邸での会談相手に応じてソファーの高さを変えてる説が韓国で出ているらしい  ワロタ

Theory comes out of Korea that Prime Minister Abe changes the height of the sofa in the official residence depending on the guests  Warota


｢安倍首相に届けたい｣ 飛行停止の署名5万5千筆 宜野湾の保育園､議員へ打診  安倍ヤギさんたら　読まずに『食べた』

"We want to deliver this to Prime Minister Abe." 55,000 signatures collected in favor of stopping flying. Day care school in Ginowan, prodding the Diet. Abe the goat just "ate it" without reading it.


安倍首相の政治団体、安倍賛美本を約1千万円分購入か…有権者に配布なら違法行為  上のリテラがどうこう言ってる記事

Prime Minister Abe's political organization, tribute books purchased for around 10,000,000 yen...it's illegal if distributed to voters  An article about what the above literature says


安倍首相、また朝日非難＝自民議員ＦＢに書き込みも  それそれ      一太なんぞじゃ及びもつかんような圧倒的小者感が溢れてるもの

Prime Minister Abe is once more lambasted in the Asahi [Shinbun] = LDP politicians.  With all the posts on FB as well, he must be overwhelmed and really feeling small.


Prime Minister Abe to criticize Asahi again = Liberal Democratic Party member posts on Facebook that's right, such an overwhelming feeling of being a nobody, can't even compare to Ichita.


安倍首相、また朝日非難＝自民議員ＦＢに書き込みも  安倍本人の投稿は頭の悪さと品性の下劣さと陰湿さが漂ってるから何となく判別がつく

Prime Minister Abe writes to Facebook, once more blaming Asahi Shinbun.  In reality the posts are from LDP Members.  These can be distinguished from posts by the man himself by the lack of idiocy, inferiority complex and spite.


安倍首相「杉原千畝は同じ日本人として誇り」発言に隠された帝国主義賛美！「ユダヤ難民ビザ発給は八紘一宇の方針」なる歴史修正

Prime Minister Abe "Sugihara Chiune is proud as the same Japanese," an empireism praise hidden in remarks!


安倍首相の来訪をエストニアのメディアはどう伝えたか→日本側がアピールしていた「北朝鮮への圧力への協力要請」については、エストニアではそこまで重点的に報道されていません。それよりも「日本がサイバーセキュリティー技術での協力を表明したこと」が大きく伝えられています。  ホラッチョ齋藤じゃダメじゃん（絶望

What did the media in Estonia say about the arrival of Prime Minister Abe? → As for the "pressure on North Korea for cooperation" that the Japanese side had been touting, Estonia didn't really focus on that in broadcasts. Rather, it was "Japan declared that they will cooperate with cyber security technology" that was talked about a lot. I guess ホラッチョ齋藤 wasn't good enough (despair).


安倍首相の東欧訪問日程固まる＝北朝鮮で協力呼び掛け  にっこうもりかけすぱ疑惑に全部答えろ、アッキードも佐川も呼べ

Prime Minister Abe's Eastern Europe visit schedule has been decided = Appeal to cooperate with North Korea. All misgivings should be met with answers. Call Acchido and Sagawa to answer.


安倍首相「核保有国の恫喝は初めて」は本当か？ファクトチェックしてみると

Prime Minister Abe said, “this is the first threat of a nuclear powered nation.”\\nReally?


安倍首相が極右ネット番組に登場！

Prime Minister Shinzo appeared on far right program on Internet!


うっかり安倍ちゃん、首相演説で高等教育無償化の一節を読み飛ばす。与党「メンゴwメンゴw読んでないけど議事録に追加しとくからww」  その目的は果たしてもさらに言っていないことまで言ったことにする   卑小もいいとこ

Bad, Abe, bad.  The Prime Minister will skip a passage in his speech relating to free high school education. The ruling parties are, like, 'Oh so sorry, we'll add it to the minutes even if he doesn't read it out.'  That may be sufficient, but it all seems rather petty.


うっかり安倍ちゃん、首相演説で高等教育無償化の一節を読み飛ばす。与党「メンゴwメンゴw読んでないけど議事録に追加しとくからww」  議事録もSONTAKUされる自称議会制民主主義国家    一回辞書で議事録の意味調べて来い→辞書が改竄されていた・・・   こんな未来が来そう  戦争は平和なり(鋭意推進中)   自由は隷従なり(達成)   無知は力なり(達成)

Silly Abe, while giving a speech as the prime minister he skips right over the part about making high school education free. Ruling party "Whoops haha sorry haha, we didn't read it, but we'll just add it to the records haha." The records are being "dealt with" by the self proclaimed parliamentary democratic nation. Go and look up in a dictionary what "records" actually means → The dictionary has been falsified... This might be the future we have in store. War becomes peace (earnestly pushing forward). Freedom becomes slavery (achieved). Ignorance becomes power (achieved).


安倍首相との焼肉会食を松本人志が被害者ヅラで言い訳！

Matsumoto Hitoshi gives excuses and plays the victim at barbecue dinner with Prime Minister Abe!


安倍首相が珍答弁 エンゲル係数上昇は「食生活の変化」  安倍総理はエンゲル係数を理解した（閣議決定  ってオチまでがワンセット

Strange responses from Prime Minister Abe\\nThe reason for an increase in the Engel coefficient is a 'change in dietary habits'. PM Abe understood the Engel coefficient.  A cabinet decision: its 'one set' until a mistake.


安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ

Prime Minister Abe "Putin and I are finished" = decision from the meeting about the return of the Northern Territories ← Not a chance.


安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ

Prime Minister Abe said, “Putin and I are finished.” It would be impossible to reach a decision at the northern territories seminar.


安倍首相「私とプーチン氏が終止符」＝北方領土返還大会で決意←無理でしょ  道半ばだからな   (ダメだったと)認めなければどうと言う事はない

Prime Minister Abe "Myself and Putin are over" = Northern Territories Restoration Rally decision ← Impossible  Because it was half way through (so it was pointless)  If you don't admit it, there's nothing to say


安倍首相の空疎すぎる施政方針演説！「非正規という言葉を一掃する」は真っ赤な嘘、裏に格差温存のカラクリ

Prime Minister Abe's ridiculously futile policy speech!


安倍首相のせせら笑い、立民・枝野代表「困っているの隠すため」

Constitutional Democratic party of Japan head Edano says PM Abe's sardonic laugh is done "to conceal frustration."


安倍首相、答弁撤回とおわび

Prime Minister Abe, reply revoked and apology.


安倍首相、データ誤用「深くおわび」＝裁量労働、法案撤回せず

Prime Minister Abe, data misuses "deep apology" = discretionary labor, without withdrawing the bill Abe says "hey, be quiet.


安倍首相、データ誤用「深くおわび」＝裁量労働、法案撤回せず

Prime Minister Abe, "very sorry" for data misuse = no repeal of discretionary work law.


「安倍首相は退陣せよ 良心の呵責ないのか」自民党の村上誠一郎議員が直言  なんで自民党にいるねん…

"Resign Prime Minister Abe. Do you not suffer from a guilty conscience?" Liberal Democratic Party's Diet member Seiichiro Murakami's straight talk. Why is he in the LDP?


安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か

PM Abe finally blows up at wife Akie for going heavy on the booze at a party.


安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か

Prime Minister Abe is finally furious with Mrs. Akie who always drinks alcohol at parties and starts shouting, is this real?


安倍首相、ついにパーティーで酒を飲みまくる昭恵夫人に激怒し一喝か  昭恵夫人切り捨てでもいいから森友加計問題動かしてほしい   話題にされずフェードアウトに成功してるのが嫌

Prime Minister Abe, angry and scolding Akie for finally drinking alcohol at a party  Because Akie can be sacrificed, he wants to push away the Moritomo scandal  They can't stand to fade away without being the subject of attention


安倍首相のウソ露呈 裁量労働で「労働時間短縮」根拠ナシ  安倍の発言に根拠あったことがあるか？

Prime minister Abe's lie exposed. He made a baseless claim that the work hours are  being reduced by his discretion but has he ever said anything with proof?


安全判定された水で腹くだして億ドル単位の訴訟までがセットやろなぁ

With water judged safely until there is diarrhea and lawsuit in the billions is set.


これは安全すぎて自主避難者が嬉ションしながら帰還するわ

This is so safe that the evacuees will return home as the pee from being so happy.


安定感は欠けるけど決める時はすごいの決める

She lacks stability, but when she hits the mark, she nails it.


安室出演も歴代ワースト３位３９・４％

3rd lowest rating ever at 39.4% despite Namie Amuro's performance.


I’ll make it a trash post so it will feel safe like a dick.


安いときのサンマ缶の方が鯖缶より安かったんだよなあ

When it was cheap, canned saury was cheaper than canned mackerel.


安達祐実といい若村真由美といいフジテレビ本気出してきてるな

With Adachi Yumi and Wakamura Mayumi, Fuji TV is really going all out.


安部3選に黄信号、麻生は辞任濃厚かなー。

Tap the brakes on a third term for Abe, and a resignation by Asao might be likely.


「完全に不完全」につくられたダイヤモンドの秘密──その“レシピ”が量子物理学に革新をもたらす  透ける墨

The secret of the diamond born from the "perfectly imperfect." This recipe will bring about innovation in the field of quantum physics. Transparent ink.


Kaneda, who is perfect at picking fights.


やはり完全に奴隷、外国人技能実習生受け入れ事業者の約9割が違法操業  (以前も同じ様な事書き込んだ気がするけど、)   9割何て言ったらもう≒100%みたいなもんやん      そしてそんな異常な割合だなんて実際に国が制度をもう全然管理出来てないって事だし、逆にそうなのは詰まる所は国も"分かっててやってる"   本当はもう破綻してるのに根本的な事をせずにその場しのぎで誤魔化し続ける   このままズルズル行ってたらそのうちにホントに終わっちゃうよ

As expected it's essentially slavery, about 90% of businesses that bring in foreigners as technical trainees operate illegally. (I feel like I wrote something like this before, but) no matter how you slice it 90% is not the same as 100%. And with such an unusual rate the country really can't control things at all, rather it's that the country "is doing it knowingly". Things have already collapsed, but rather than doing anything fundamental they just employ stopgap measures and gloss over things. At this rate it won't be long before things are truly over.


やはり完全に奴隷、外国人技能実習生受け入れ事業者の約9割が違法操業  日本は実習生 欧米は不法移民  おそろしいこってす

\\nAs expected, it's complete slavery  Approximately 90% of foreigners receiving technical training are operating illegally  Western interns in Japan are illegal immigrants  This is a horrible thing


スクエニ「完全版は出さないと言ったなあれは嘘だ」 FF15完全版発売  未完全版で極上ゲイムだった15ちゃんがロイヤルになっちゃうなんてこれがFFか()

Square Enix "We said we wouldn't put out a comprehensive version, but that was a lie". With the FF15 comprehensive version (release date unknown), the ultimate game FF15 could become Royal. Is this FF? ()


完全オーダーメイドのコンドーム革命  ちんこデカいからコンドームの種類少なくてつまらん  おれもSyamuさんのスパイラルSみたいなの使いたい  あ、童貞です

A revolutionary custom made condom.  My dick  is huge, so condoms are not usually boring.  I'd like to use something like the Mr Syamu Spiral S, cos I'm a virgin.


完成直前、極太の飴の側面。チラッと見える、犬の顔SUGEEEEE

Just before it's complete, on the thickest side of the candy.


Is it the officials' abandonment of the nation's people?


そら官僚も言論弾圧するよこの国

Geez, if you lash out like that, you shouldn't be surprised if the government suppresses your comments.


官僚が語る「若者のナントカ離れ」のアホさ加減

The stupidity of officials' tales of "youth's abandonment of such and such" has increased.


官製相場でそこまで落ちるってもう日本の全力出し切った後だな

If a government run market has dropped that low, then the country's power is all used up.


The official residence starts "Instagram."


官邸が「インスタ」開設 首相の移動の様子公開  官邸「redditアカウント作りました」   NSR政治民「安倍しね」   官邸「Adminに通報」   Admin「特定ユーザーを晒して叩いたな？はいBAN」   NSR政治民「そんな〜(´･ω･`)」

The official residence of the Prime Minister opened an Instagram account. The movement of the Prime Minister has gone public. Official Residence: " We made a Reddit account." Political NSR folks: "DIE ABE." Official Residence: "We'll report you to the admins." Admins: "You were made fun of by a particular user? Alright, BANNED." Political NSR folks: "No way (´･ω･`)"


「定年前に死ぬしかない」「安楽死が法整備されること望む」将来を悲観する非正社員  努力狂の信者って結局世襲のためにやってるんだよね   都合の良い下層民だなあ

“The only option is to die before I retire”. ”I hope euthanasia is legalised”. Temporary employees who are pessimistic about the future. Believers in working insanely hard do it so that they can eventually leave an inheritance. The lower class have such convenience.


定期政党座標テスト  2.8% 右派, 2.8% 共同体主義    つまらない、と思っちゃいかんな。

The results of the routine political party affiliation test are 2.8% right wing and 2.8% communitarianism. One might think this is boring.


定期的に乳首痒くなる  エッチだ…ｗ

Every so often, my nipples become itchy  It's sexy... lol


定期的に乳首痒くなる  俺も乳輪の同じ箇所が定期的に乾燥して皮が剥けて痒くなる   何故そこだけ そうなるのか原因は不明

My nipples itch on a regular basis.  i also regularly dry the aureoles in the same place. The skin peels off and they itch.  Why just there.  I don't understand.


そもそも「ストレスの定義」って何ｗ


定額働かせ放題は下げられたが「残業代ゼロ法案」は残った

There is a decrease in the amount of cases where people are forced to work however much for their fixed pay, but the "overtime pay zero measure" remains.


Let's make it a reality by winning the lottery.


だけどどうぶつは宝具撃たないし霊基再臨で脱がないしなあ

", but animals don't shoot treasure and the ascended demon doesn't undress


実はね、今日から4連休、なの❤  つよい

Actually, starting today is four consecutive holidays  ❤ is strong


実は今日から、4連休なんや  灰色さんは今日休出らしい  黒色さんやな

Actually, starting today there are four days off in a row, and it seems like Mr. Gray is in working on his day off, and Mr. Black.


実は児ポ動画がたんまり保存されてそう

Uhm, actually, it looks like there's probably a ton of child porn saved on there.


実写化されてなかったか？これ

They aren't making it into a live action show?


実は受給者の大半が高齢者なんだろ知ってる知ってる

Actually the majority of recipients are elderly, I know, I know.


ロシアに実在するやわらか戦車  チハタンより雑魚がいたのかよ笑った   あ、この戦車見たらチハタン小便ちびりながら泣くから不戦敗だわ

I laughed when there was a small fish from Rikia's Chihachi Tank. Oh, when I see this tank, I'll lose by default because I'll be crying while I pee


実家だと女の子呼べないのは嘘

If I stay where I am then its a lie for the girls I want to call.


実家帰ったついでに飛田いったんか

Did you stop by Tobita when visiting your parents?


実態に即し、痴呆土人党に改名してほしい

In response to the current situation, I want them to change their name to the Senile Dojin Party.


ナゲット、フォアグラ、ソーセージから実施…健康への影響は？

Available as nuggets, foie gras, sausage... what's the influence on health?


実は次は友達の紹介であてがあふ

Actually, my next thing was my friend's introduction but I guess that's off.


ついに実況動画あげちゃった……はじゅかちぃ……

I finally made a live video... Hajukachii... Because I do not play the game from this time, everything is fresh.


ついに実況動画あげちゃった……はじゅかちぃ……

I finally posted a video of the real conditions... embarrassing...


ワイプで実況者の顔うつさなきゃ

I have to show the face of the commentator with a wipe.


【いらすとや】パンジャンドラムのイラスト  ボイロ実況で見た

[Irasutoya] Panjandrum ilustration  I saw the real thing in Boiro


またまたゲーム実況したけど誰も見てくれなくてかなちいから宣伝すゆ

I recorded my video gaming but I was sad to find out nobody was looking at it.\\nTherefore, I will advertise.


実生活のマリオ (r/blackmagicfuckery)  最近のマリオは壁蹴りがあるのか

Real life Mario (r/blackmagicfuckery) I guess nowadays Mario does wall kicks?


なんで実績解除とかはあきらめた


Maybe it'll be updated one of these days.


I'm never making an account  To be honest, it looks to be read as "mackerel"


実質2日休み減るから困るんだが

It would be a problem because it would actually get rid of two holidays.


実際ITじゃブラックでなくともキャリアや高給を意識して転職する人なんてごまんといる

In IT, even if a company isn't black, there are a ton of people who change jobs because they're thinking about their career or want higher pay.


実際にできないことはイメージできないんだよ(｀；ω；´)

In reality, you just can't imagine something that you can't do (｀；ω；´)


実際にこの人の周りで大学側が忖度してすぐ首切る例があったから懸念を表明してるのでは

Actually, for people around her people working at the university jump to conclusions and there was a case where they were quick to eliminate someone, so that's why she expressed concern.


しごとができないことバレちゃったらどうしよ！？！？  でも実際俺より仕事できるよ…  対外調整とかしてて

What do you do when people find out that you can't do your job!?!?  But in reality you can do the job better than me... Do external adjustment or something like that


あなたは実際の歳より下に見られる派でしょうかそれとも上に見られる派でしょうか

Are you the type that is seen as younger than your real age, or are you the type that is seen as older than your real age?


カジノで客寄せする日本に品格はあるのか 「クリーンなカジノ」なんてあり得ない  カジノではないカッシーノだ！(電通理論)

Is there dignity in a Japan that draws customers in with casinos? A "clean casino" is not possible. It's not kajino, it's kassiiino! (Electronic communication theory)


「あらお客さんこういうお店初めて？」

"So, is this your first time in an establishment like this?"


「宣伝するので無料宿泊を」申し出にホテルオーナー激怒、全YouTuberお断りの声明発表

The hotel owner became extremely angry at customers that say, “I will advertise for you so give me a free room.”  The hotel owner therefore announced that all YouTubers are banned from the hotel.


「宣伝するので無料宿泊を」申し出にホテルオーナー激怒、全YouTuberお断りの声明発表  馬鹿マンコがびーびー泣いて謝罪動画上げりゃ掌クルーするあたり、どこのネット正義漢もクソだなあと思った

"We advertise so we offer free accommodation", this offer caused the owner's fury, all YouTuber declaration,  stupid pussy crying apology videos in everywhere, I thought that the Internet justice is also fucking


？？「宮司も日本刀を所持していれば助かった」

"The chief priest would have been safe if he had a Japanese sword too"


宮司殺害…富岡八幡宮でお祓い「清祓式」

murder of miyaji...Celebrated at the Tomioka shrine to perform exorcism.


宮崎駿監督 ５年ぶりの新作「毛虫のボロ」完成  はいはい、毛無のボロね   これ俺の著作物だから使うなよ   使ったらしかるべき処理

Director Miyazaki Hayao, first new film in 5 years "Boro The Caterpillar" is complete. Yeah, yeah, Boro The Hairless (homonym for caterpillar in Japanese). That's something I wrote, so don't use it. If you do I'll deal with you appropriately.


So this is the sound game that Musashi Miyamoto is a huge fan of.


家のコンセントにUSBが付いてたらいいのになー、が叶う埋め込み式USBコンセント

For those who wish there were USB outlets in their house, here is an installable USB outlet.


あたしの家で一緒にやりましょうよぉ。」

Then come over to my place and we'll play together."


家庭ごみ：有料化、溝埋まらず

Household garbage: Paid service, not a good fit.


家教えたら宗教の勧誘が来るってオチでしょ

Mochiman took a multiple day vacation including Valentines Day so I didn’t give you anything.” If I tell you where I live, religious proselytizers will probably come.


家族仲が悪いのかな（意味深

Maybe they had bad blood between the families.


家族はコスパが悪すぎる？結婚しない若者たち、結婚教の信者たち（赤川 学）  記事の途中から急に妄想になっててワロチ

Is the cost performance of families to blame? The young people that don't marry and those that believe in marriage. (Manabu Akagawa). I laughed like an idiot when I suddenly had a wild idea while reading the article.


家族からストーカー被害の相談も

Discussions with family about a stalker.


家族からストーカー被害の相談も

There was stalking victim counciling from the family.


家族を長年苦しませてきた認知症の問題行動が消えた！ そのわけは……薬の飲みすぎが原因だった！  たかせクリニック   「す」と「せ」ではやってる内容が大違いなんだな

The problematic behavior of dementia that my family has been suffering for years has disappeared! And it's because... it was caused by too much medicine drinking! The contents of what you are doing at Takashi Clinic "su" and "se" are vey different.


家族を長年苦しませてきた認知症の問題行動が消えた！ そのわけは……薬の飲みすぎが原因だった！  日本は多剤大量処方しすぎってそれ一番言われてるからな

The symptoms of dementia that my family has been suffering from for many years have disappeared! The the conclusion is...... Taking too much medicine was the cause!  Because in Japan, the thing that you hear the most is that too much medicine is being prescribed


家族がひかれてしまうケースも…高齢ドライバー「恐怖の世界」（週刊現代）  狩られる前に狩れ

Even a case where a family gets run over... Old timer driver 「A scary world」 (Shukan Gendai) Hunt before you're hunted


家計消費、４年連続で実質減少

Household expenses, actual value decreases for fourth straight year.


家計簿アプリの支出カテゴリに使うアイコン一覧なのだが左下の宇宙人みたいなやつと右上の彫りの深いカオナシみたいなやつは何に使ったら良いの？  宇宙人がパッパでカオナシがマッマ

It is a list of icons used for expenditure categories of household account applications, but it looks like an alien on the lower left.  What should I use as a guy who looks like a deep Kaanashi carving on the right side? Alien is Papa and Kaonashi is Mama.


家計費節約のためまかないをもらって帰るいい奥さん

She's a good wife, cooking to save on household expenses and returning home.


「家賃保証」の嘘で借金1億 年収800万のリーマン大家、破産の危機  スルガは糞

I borrowed 100,000,000 yen to use as a lie for a “rent guarantee.”  The Lehman Brothers’ yearly income was 8 million yen and yet they are in danger of going bankrupt. Suruga is a piece of shit.


家電批評、DIME、週間アスキー😎

Like WIRED,\\nConsumer electrics review, DIME, and weekly Ascii😎


家飲み定着、弁当向け頭打ちで

Already prominent when drinking at home, now targeting lunch boxes and reaching their peak.


もう容姿をネタにしていい時代じゃないんだよ

This isn't the era to be putting your face on the internet.


容赦なく不要物を捨てまくったら、えらく感謝されて金一封くれた

He was grateful and gave me money when I threw away unneeded things without permission.


ぼくはいつだって寂しいんだよ？


寂しいし、つまんないよね。。  えんえん。。、

I feel lonely and bored... Never ending..


寂しい民進党大会 経費削減・会場縮小・他党来賓ゼロ  ~~前原前と前原後~~ ややこしいな、前原と後原にしよう、それで随分なビフォーアフターになったな

Lonely Democratic Party Congress Reduced expenses · Reduced venue · Zero guests from other parties ~~ Before Maehara and after Maehara~~ It's complicating, so just call it Maehara and Atohara, and it became a considerable before and after


なんか寄生獣を彷彿とさせて草


富の吸い上げが仕事してそう


富士山を国土統合の象徴として憲法に書き込むべきと


富士の樹海で首吊り自殺死体を発見、動画公開した米ユーチューバーが謝罪  そういうのはグロ系サイトに貼れ

An American YouTuber apologized for posting a video of him discovering a dead body of someone whom committed suicide by hanging in Mt. Fuji’s Jukai Forest. Post that on a grotesque website.


富士通、バッテリ発火の可能性でノートPCをリコール

Fujitsu recalls notebook PCs over fear of batteries igniting ~ Cause is contamination in Panasonic manufactured batteries.


富岡八幡宮初詣客「どれだけ減るか…」商店街は不安

I saw the amount of visitors on a New Years Day visit at the Tomioka Hachimanguu Shrine and thought, “are the amount of people lessening only this much?” I am uneasy about the shopping street area.


富岡八幡宮司ら３人切られ重体

Three of the Tomioka Hachimangu Shrine's chief priests are cut and are in a dire situation.


富岡八幡宮司ら３人切られ重体 トラブル？現場に日本刀  宮司と巫女が神具で戦うとかカッケーな

Tomioka Hachimangu Shrine and others are cut and at serious situation? Japanese shrine and shrine maiden fighting at the scene with a shrine instrument would be cool


「富岡八幡宮殺傷事件」容疑者・富岡茂永が生前「週刊新潮」に訴えた“姉の密告”

Tomioka Hachimanguu Murder Case Suspect Shigenaga Tomioka Complained of 'Sister's Betrayal' in Shukan Shincho While Still Alive.


寒いですね  1998 「10年に1度の寒さ」  1999 「昨年より寒い」  2001 「ここ10年で最低」  2002 「過去10年で最低と言われた01年を上回る寒さ」  2003 「100年に1度の寒さ、近年にない」  2005 「ここ数年で最低」  2009 「50年に１度の寒さ」  2014 「2009年の50年に一度を超える寒さ」  2015 「今世紀で最高の寒さ」

It sure is cold. 1998 "It's this cold once every 10 years" 1999 "Colder than last year" 2001 "Coldest in 10 years" 2002 "Even colder than '01, which was said to be the coldest in 10 years" 2003 "It's this cold once every 100 years, no recent comparable" 2005 "Coldest in several years" 2009 "It's this cold once every 50 years" 2014 "Even colder than in 2009, which reached a low only seen every 50 years" 2015 "The coldest this century"


寒さ→北海道の積雪→除雪→除雪機→除雪利権→アウトレイジ→ビートたけし→ビートたけしの娘→ビートたけしの娘が出した歌→最近は歌番組がない→紅白歌合戦→美輪明宏→美輪明宏はもう82歳→男性の寿命→70歳以降の生活資金→生活保護→所得隠し、と物凄い勢いで話題をシフトさせその間まったく会話が途切れなかった人間ふたりを見ながら「これが会話スキルにおいてもっとも重要とされる連想能力を持つ者……」って恐怖した

Cold → fallen snow in Hokkaido → snow removal → snowblower → snow removal rights → outrage → Beat Takeshi → Beat Takeshi's daughter → the song sung by Beat Takeshi's daughter → recently there aren't singing programs → Kohaku Singing Competition → Miwa Akihiro → Miwa Akihiro is now 82 years old → male lifespan → money for living past 70 years old → welfare → hiding income.


寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い寒い  家も職場も暖房きかない。南の家は保温性低いってどこかで聞いたことあるけど21世紀でこれはキツイ。雪降ってないのに寒い！！

It is cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold, cold weather and workplace are not heating up. I heard that the house in the south is low in warmth but it is in the 21st century. It is cold although it does not snow! !


I'll suffer from the difference in coldness.


「寒波ネルラ、僕たち一緒に行こうねえ。」ジョバンニが斯云いながらふりかえって見ましたらそのいままで寒波ネルラの座っていた席にもう寒波ネルラの形は見えずただ黒いびろうどばかりひかっていました。  オラーッらっこの上着がくるぞらっこの上着！

"Kanpa Nerura, let's go together." While Giovanni was talking I looked back, and the seat which in which Kanpa Nerura had been sitting no longer had Kanpa Nerura in it, there was just black velvet there shining. Hey, here's the jacket, the jacket!


寒いから閉めてって一瞥したな最後

It is cold  and asked to close finally after a glance.


寛容植物と不寛容植物どっちがほしい？

Do you want a tolerant plant or an intolerant plant?


寝れない  今は大丈夫らしい。やまほどうんこしたら楽になったそうです。

He/she can’t sleep. He/she is fine now. After he/she pooped up a mountain of poop, he/she became comfortable again.


寝坊するために昨日したこと  してもいいのよ RM Mini3とかそーゆーの買って

In order to sleep in I did stuff yesterday. That's fine. Buying things like an RM Mini3.


寝坊しました、昨日勝手に遅くまで働いて、午前休は最悪やな…  働き方改革！  フレックス制！

I overslept, working late and resting in the morning is the worst ... Reform work! Implement the flex system!


I will my paid time off get cut if I sleep in?


寝なければ  定時で出て定時で帰ればおｋ

If you can't sleep then you should be OK going out at the regular time and coming back at the regular time.


あっ、ふーん・・・（察し）


ソシャゲ…なの…、あっ…(察し)  しねなの

Social game... but... ah... (I see) Shinenano


ソシャゲ…なの…、あっ…(察し)  ちがうの  マジカルかりんなの  ご期待、なの

Social game ... thing..., ah... (guess)  Wrong  Is it Magical Karin?  Are you expecting something?


寺を二箇所参ることで和尚がツーを迎えられるという

Are there lots of ladders and amulets in the temples and shrines??


対処不能だから安倍と心中するしかない。俺ぁもう腹括った。君も生き延びてくれ。


対立煽った方がPV/UVが稼げるからね

Because those who provoke confrontation can earn PV/UV.


対魔忍でもこんなのいねーぞ

There's no one like her even in Taimanin!


寿司の食べ方  魚は生よりちょっと炙ったほうが美味いと思ってる俺

How to eat sushi  slightly seared fish tastes better than raw fish, I think


プリンターの寿命を計画的に短くして意図的に買い替えを強制か、仏検察がエプソンを調査

A French prosecutor has been investigaging Epson for alleged planned built in obsolescence in their printers.


French prosecutors are investigating Epson to find out whether or not the company plans the creation of their printers with a short life span in mind while intentionally forcing their customers to buy replacements.


Planned obsolescence for printers to force users to buy new ones?


I need to download the special browser...


専門医に聞くアルコールの科学 “飲むほど酒に強くなる”という常識のウソ（前編）  それは底辺の常識だろ

The science of alcohol according to a medical specialist: the common knowledge that "you'll get used to alcohol the more you drink" is a lie (first half). That's common knowledge believed by scum.


専門家「企業の業績よくても所得が上がらないため、嗜好品から削っている」

Expert says, "Even if sales are good it doesn't necessarily boost profits, so cuts start with luxury items".


ポプテピピックの将棋回で「王」が「玉」になってるせいで「金玉」になってて草ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ  もともと玉将で、後から片方が王将になったと聞いた覚えがあるような、ないような…

In Pop Team Epic's Shogi match, since "King" was "Ball" it became "Balls"　LAUGH OUT LOUD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I remember originally hearing that in shogi, when one piece got to the other side it became king... Or maybe not.


将棋の羽生「永世七冠」、囲碁で「２度の七冠」の井山に国民栄誉賞へ

Shogi's Habu「Eternal 7 crowned」, and in go Iyama was 「2 crowned」 for the People's Honor Award.


サウンドクラウド導入しましたーッ！！


そこから導き出される結論は金がないからだろう

From there the conclusion you reach is that it's because of a lack of money.


「小中学生が選ぶ2017年の漢字」小5「恋」小6「恋」中1「恋」  外国人によく入れ墨された漢字、恋  アメリカでよく見つかる

Elementary and Middle school students chose these as the kanji character of 2017: 5th graders "love", 6th graders "love", 7th graders "love"  Foreigners like to have that kanji tattooed on them. You can see "love" a lot in America.


小児歯科医院で虫歯治療後、２歳女児死亡

After getting treated for cavities at a pediatric dentistry clinic, a 2 year old girl dies.


小○よしおにセーターを吸われ藤○紀香に百合レイプされかける夢を見た  わかめええ〜

I had a dream that Yoshio Ko○ inhaled my sweater and Norika Fuji○ almost raped Yuri


小○よしおにセーターを吸われ藤○紀香に百合レイプされかける夢を見た  あなた~~憑かれてる~~疲れてるのよ

Inhaled a sweater to Yoshio Ko and dreamed of being raped by Norika Fuji  You~~I'm possessed~~I'm exhausted


I took a picture of an elementary school ***.


小学校で女児１２人にわいせつ 元講師「性癖自覚し志望」  ちんこ落としちまえこんな奴

The lewd former lecturer said to 12 children at the primary school, 'I want awareness of sexual fetishes'. Those kinds just can't get it up.


小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  先生が40～50歳くらいのBBAだとキンモー連呼する童貞の画が思い浮かぶ   マジレスすると生徒の数*2だけ保護者がいるから、その中の一人に地雷が居たら問題になる   学校教育って地雷を避けるスポーツみたいになりつつあるから、そこで自分の性体験談する先生は攻めすぎ   (いい先生なのかもしれないけど、それを問題視する親が一人でも混ざってたらアカン)

An elementary school teacher said to a class of 4th graders, "Do you all know about sexual intercourse?" She then continued to talk about her own experiences and said things like "Your teacher does it too". If the teacher were in her 40s or 50s then I can picture a comic with a virgin repeatedly saying it's gross. To respond to it seriously, the number of parents/guardians is double the number of students, and if even one of them is a landmine then this will become a problem. School teaching has become something like a sport of avoiding landmines, so a teacher who talks about her own sexual experiences should be criticized. (She might be a good teacher, but if even a single parent sees that as a problem then it's no good.)


小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  教師のHPは残業しすぎで常にゼロだから・・・    自分が学生の頃は土曜日の部活メンドクサとか思ってたけど、   顧問の先生の視点だと昼飯代1000円しか手当出ない奉仕労働だった   それでもしっかり指導してくれた先生、マジでごめん

A primary school teacher asked her 4th years students whether they knew about the sex act.  The responses reflected the children's experience.  "Teacher, you are doing it too" etc. The teacher's home page shows too much overtime, and it is always zero.... When I was a student I always thought Saturday classes were a bother,  but from an assistant teacher's point of view, it is extra work with only 1000 yen for lunch money as compensation. To all the teachers who taught me well;  I'm really sorry.


小学校の女性教師が、4年生の教室で「あなたたちは性行為を知っているの?」と話したうえで、自らの体験を口にし、「先生もしているのよ」などと  そそり立つ糞キター！

A primary school teacher asked her 4th year class 'do you know about the sex act'?  The children spoke from their own experiences 'Teacher, you are doing it' etc.  How quickly things turn to shit.


小学校で実習中の男子大学生、担任が黒板見てる隙に小1女児の体操服の襟元から手を入れて胸を触り、児童が声をあげそうになったので口を手でふさいだ疑いで逮捕  やべえやつだなｗ

A male university student in training at an elementary school, while the teacher was watching the blackboard, put his hands inside the neck of a small girl's gym clothes, touched her chest, and as she was about to make a sound, covered her mouth with his hands, and was arrested in doubt  Risky guy lol


小学校で実習中の男子大学生、担任が黒板見てる隙に小1女児の体操服の襟元から手を入れて胸を触り、児童が声をあげそうになったので口を手でふさいだ疑いで逮捕

Male university student arrested on suspicion of reaching through the collar of the gym clothes an elementary school girl was wearing and touching her breast, then covering her mouth for fear she would say something, all while the teacher was looking at the blackboard.


小学生の85%が公衆電話を知らない、NTT東日本の調査  うそくさ って思ったら案の定「85%が公衆電話を使ったことが無い」じゃん

85% of elementary students don't know what a public payphone is, according to an investigation by NTT East. I thought this was a lie, and sure enough, it's "85% of elementary students haven't used a payphone."


小学生の85%が公衆電話を知らない、NTT東日本の調査  いたずら電話するのによくお世話になりましたm(_ _)m

85% of elementary school students don't know what a public telephone is, according to NTT East Corporation.  We're forever indebted to you for letting us do prank calls m(_ _)m


小学生並み！石破茂元幹事長が自民党内でイジメられている！“安倍応援本”がこの人にだけ届いてない  安部応援本って

Just like an elementary school! Shigeru Ishiba, the former LDP head is being bullied! He was the only one not being given the "Abe supporters' book". Abe supporters' book?


小学生並み！石破茂元幹事長が自民党内でイジメられている！“安倍応援本”がこの人にだけ届いてない  配った本の数といい怪しいよねえ…

They are acting like elementary school children. Former Chairman Shigeru Ishiba is being bullied in the Liberal Democratic Party. “The Book of Abe support” hasn’t been delivered to him only. It is suspicious how many copies were delivered though..


小学生の頃に習ってもいない難しい漢字を何故かたくさん読めて親や教師からはすごいすごいと言われてきたけどあれから長い年月が流れて思う

When I was in elementary school I could read a lot of difficult kanji that I hadn't learned in school and my parents and teachers were always saying, "Amazing, amazing", but many years have passed since then.


小平奈緒、悲願の金！スピードスケートで日本女子初快挙！スピードスケート女子500m オリンピックレコードで勝利 • r/Olympics_ja  いや〜早かったね〜

Nao Kohira, Wishful gold medal! Japan women's first achievement in speed skating! Speed Skating Women's 500m Olympic Records victory • r / Olympics_ja~ so fast!


小悪魔系じゃなくて小悪魔だともっといい

Not like a devil, but actually a devil is a better.


「小林さんちのメイドラゴン」の巨乳キャラ・ルコアの航空学的効果に関する論文が出される

A theory about the aerodynamic effectiveness of "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" giant breasted character Lucoa has come out.


小池知事が指摘、北朝鮮参加で

"Koike Yuriko's direction, North Korea's participation.


小池都政のツケ…東京五輪を“人質”にゼネコンが条件闘争  小池もキックバック貰ってるんじゃね

Koike government's tab... Using the Tokyo Olympics as "hostage", the contractor is negotiating conditions. I'm sure Koike is receiving kickback as well.


小池都政のツケ…東京五輪を“人質”にゼネコンが条件闘争  そもそも築地・豊洲問題にせよ、小池はゼネコンのまわし者だろがｗ

The Koike Tokyo administration's invoice... General contractors are fighting over terms using the Tokyo Olympics as a "hostage".Even with the Tsukiji, Toyosu issues, Koike is an undercover agent for general contractors  LOL.


小泉元総理「判断力がおかしい」

It was a voluntary operation, which means the falsification occurred without someone giving orders.


小泉元首相が原発ゼロ法案発表 安倍政権こきおろす  こいつも現役の頃は福一の冷却装置三種のうち一つはずしたり  耐震試験施設廃止したり工作員ばりの働きしてたよな

Former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi announces a Zero Nuclear Power Act.  The Abe administration belittles it.  When he was in power, he removed one of the three cooling systems, removed the earthquake resistance test facility, and acted like a saboteur.


小泉進次郎氏「日本は既存勢力に甘く、挑戦者に厳しい」  与党に甘く野党に厳しい

Shinjiro Koizumi "Japan is sweet to existing forces, but tough to challengers"  The ruling party is tough to the opposition party


小渕優子の息子のクラスで学級崩壊


小渕優子の息子のクラスで学級崩壊

There was total chaos in  Yuko Obuchi's son's class.


小渕優子の息子が行く小学校なら学級崩壊して当然だろ

Any primary school class with Yuko Obuchi's son in it is bound to degenerate into chaos.


コンビニおにぎり小さくなる？ 減反廃止にらみコメ高騰  普通に考えれば減反廃止→供給増→価格下落ですけどね   まあ皆がブランド米作りたがるから、というのは聞いてますけども  業務米は結構先がある分野のようで、二極化してくのかなあという感じもするけど   極ってのも変なんだけど、分化かな  牛丼には牛丼向けの、カレーにはカレー向けの、オノギリにはオニギリ向けの米種というものがあるそうで、外食産業と組んだ米生産という動きがあるそうです   単に業務米=安い米ではなくて、用途別に分化していくのかなと   まあ外食産業は米を買い叩く方ではあるのですが発注量は安定的ですので手を組む旨味もあるんじゃないかなと   この辺は一物多価な牛乳とはだいぶ様子が違うなと  中長期的には米の家庭消費量の減少トレンドが厳しいのでしょうね  お米サブレもよろしくね！

Are convenience store onigiri getting smaller? Rice prices are soaring to stop depletion. If you think about it with common sense, stopping depletion→increases supply→price is reduced. I've heard that everyone wants to make branded rice, but the rice business is a field that seems to have a future, and I have a feeling that it might become polarized. It's strange that it's so extreme, but maybe it's specialization. It is said that there is a type of rice that's suited for beef bowls to be used in beef bowls, one that's suited for curry in curry, one suited for onigiri in onigiri, and it is said that there is a movement for rice production in cooperation with the restaurant industry. To simply say rice business=cheap rice is not the case, and I wonder if it will become more specialized by its usage. Well, the restaurant industry tends to buy up the rice but the amount ordered is stable so there may be an advantage in joining hands. In this aspect the situation is pretty different from milk, which has varied pricing. In the medium to long term the trend of reduction in household rice consumption must be tough. Don't forget about rice sable cookies!


ちんこ小さくなっていいから筋肉でかくしてえ  俺はちんこも筋肉もでかくしてぇ

Since it's okay for dicks to become small, my muscles will be big  Both my dick and my muscles are big


小説書いてみた。その2  LLLはニュー速じゃないから

I wrote a novel. Part 2. LLL isn't NewSoku.


小説書いてみた。その2  会話文だけで察するにカーラさんは少なくともガンタよりは  この世界に精通していることがわかるわけだ  ってことは、そういうキャラは後々ピンチになるのがお約束！  それが、ましてや金髪碧眼の女の子ともなれば……  その先は言う必要ないですよね

I wrote a novel. Part 2 concerns a conversation where Carla promises that she is more familiar with this world than Ganta, and they get into a pinch later! If that could be a girl with blond hair and blue eyes... You wouldn't have to say otherwise.


エロ小説書こうとするも童貞だからセックス中の女性の描写がまるでできなくて挫折する奴～ｗｗｗｗｗ

A guy who wants to write an erotic novel, but he's a virgin so he has no idea how to describe a woman during sex and is frustrated.


小説書いてみた  ①・・・や・・・・ではなく……で統一する。  ②！や？の後は一字空白を入れる。  ③「」の文末を句点で閉じるかどうかは統一する。  これをすると、していない文よりかなり読みやすくなる。

I tried writing a novel.  ① Unify using ・・・ or ・・・・and  .......  ② Insert a single blank space behind ! or ? .  ③ Unify whether or not you put a period after "" sentences.  If you do this, it will be easier to read than the sentences where you don't


小説書いてみた  読みやすいし良いな  カクヨムはこういうの埋もれちゃうのか？

I tried writing a novel  It's easy to read and it's good  Is Kakuyomu buried in these kinds of things?


小説や音楽の著作権、欧米に合わせ７０年に延長

Copyright for things like books and music, extended to 70 years matching that of the US.


小遣い毎月５万て決めてるのであったら余裕で３年契約しちゃう

My allowance is 50,000 yen every month, so it shouldn't be a problem at all to do a three year contract.


少し前までは国債買うだけの存在だったからね

A short time ago, they were in national debt and only known as purchasers.


少女アイドルに熱中する日本

Japan idolises young female celebrities.


少女アイドルに熱中する日本 「崇拝」か「小児性愛」か  一桁は少女じゃないだろ

Japan "worship" or "pedophilia love" is enthusiastic about girl idols. One digit is not a girl.


少女終末旅行原作終わりそうで怖い

Girls' Last Tour seems to be drawing to a close and I'm scared.


So this is the last episode of "Girl's Last Tour"...


少女終末旅行の頭部へのダメージシーンすき  弾力がいい

Damage to the head of a girl's terminal trip, Elasticity is good


少年が死んでいる お尻から真っ赤な血が流れている どうやらレイプされ殺されたようだ この国でもはやこんな光景は珍しくはない ２０２０年 物価は高騰し 人々は餓え 憎しみ合い 親は子を殺し親は子を殺す ネズミ色の服をきた人々が半額弁当を奪いあっている 体を売って生きる 心を破壊された少女達 テレビではリベラルの仮面をかぶった司会者が隣の国がすべて悪いと解説している ２０２０年 １ドル１万９８００円 物価は高騰し 人々は餓え 憎しみ合い 親は子を殺し親は子を殺す 月のない闇夜 サザンクロスが赤く輝いている 死神が俺に語りかけてくる 「おまえの鍛えぬかれた拳は何のためにあるのだ」と  そうなんか   TIL

Young boy dead. Blood flowing from butt. Seems to be a case of rape and murder. These types of things are no longer rare in this country. In 2020 there will be a sharp increase in prices, people will starve, hate will grow, parents will kill children and children will kill parents. People in gray colored clothing will steal half priced lunches. Selling your body to survive. Young girls with broken hearts. On TV a moderator wearing a liberal mask will blame everything on neighboring countries. In 2020 one dollar will be 19,800 yen, there will be a sharp increase in prices, people will starve, hate will grow, parents will kill children and children will kill parents. Nights without moonlight. The Southern Cross will shine red in the sky. The god of death spoke to me and said, "What is the purpose of your strong hands?" Is that so? Today I learned.


少なくとも『研究者は日本を選ばない』にしないとタイトルとしては意味が通らない

At least as long as "researchers are not chosen from Japan" the meaning won't pass as the title.


就活、卒論の“敵”はＰＣ

The "enemy" of job hunting and graduate theses is the PC.


就活ナビサイトの「学歴フィルター」ってどういう仕組み？ 元運営者に聞いた  まぁまぁ、家庭環境で差が出来るってのは間違いないと思うよ。   大学受験がかなりフェアってのは、例えば今の総理大臣は超絶ボンボンだけどアホすぎて東大ましてや早慶も入れなかったわけで、逆に普通家庭から地方の普通校出身東大合格も閉ざされているわけではない。   貧乏家庭でも十分に一発逆転の可能性があるって事を言いたいだけなんだよ。   まぁ、ここではUVもらえずDV食らう主張だけど。

How does "Academic background filter" works within the job hunting website? We asked the administrator Well, I definitely think that family situation makes difference. When you say university exam is fair, for example the current prime minister came from the extremely rich family yet he was too stupid to get into Tokyo University, Waseda University, or Keio University; on the other hand student from norbal family backgroun who went to normal school still has chance to get into Tokyo University. What I am trying to say, is that poor familu has a chance to turn things around. Well here this idea gets DV instead of UV though.


就職か進学かで話変わるねそりゃ

Depending on if I get a job or continue my education it will change.


ロリ尻良い……  はいBAN


ロリ尻良い……  えぇ……、


尿意を催す光線の方が汎用性高い

It would be more useful if it were a light beam that makes her want to urinate.


イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」

English TV station also shocked at Japan's "national disaster level declining birthrate".


イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」

English TV station shocked at Japan's "declining birthrate at national crisis level".


イギリスのテレビ局も驚愕した日本の「国難レベルの人口減少」  国難ではありません、計画ですよ

Even Britain's television bureau is amazed Japan's "National Crisis Level of Population Decline" It's not a National Crisis, it's all planned.


屁の鳥って言ってやれ（ﾌﾟｩｰ


Izakaya's touch panels make it scary to order.


I arrived at the DeLorean 😋  I became smarter once again.


こえるのクッキー屋さん  あざとい

That cookie store you'll pass through is pushy.


カレー屋ネパール人「二人前頼めや」


「なんでも屋」は本当になんでもやってくれる!?

Will a "do anything" really do anything for you!?


アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」

Anime company "It finished with a happy ending, but it was really popular.


アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  やめて……

Anime makers  "Even though it finished with a happy ending, and it was really popular, we've made a second one full of depressing developments!"  ← This  Stop it


アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  これ本当にガチャ売るためだけに作っただけだったな  円盤大爆死して欲しい

Anime company "It wrapped up with a happy ending, but it was super popular, so let's make a second season with depressing events!" ← This. It was clearly only made to sell toys. I wish all the discs were blown up.


アニメ屋さん「ハッピーエンドで終わったけど、大人気だし鬱展開満載の二期作ったろ！」 ← これ  鬱展開入れただけで喜んじゃう頭中学生なの多いから仕方ないよね

Anime makers "Even though it ended with a happy ending, and it was very popular, the second one will be full of depressing developments!" ← This  There are many junior high school students with heads that will only accept the insertion of depressing events, so there's nothing we can do about it


Ｆ１層には好評だが…「海月姫」温度差激しい視聴者の満足度  female 1x

Although it is popular in teh F1 layer.. "Princes Marine Moon" satisfaction level of audience with a temperature difference female 1x


Ｆ１層には好評だが…「海月姫」温度差激しい視聴者の満足度

Yeah it's popular in the F1 class but... viewer satisfaction in Kuragehime is tempestuous.


山中元文科次官が取締役に＝ドワンゴ

Former Undersecretary of the Humanities and Sciences Yamanaka will be the chairman of Dwango.


ほんとうにパラダイス山元さんは「公認」サンタクロースなのか？  会員制の餃子だのリモワ専門家だのウニモグ所有だの サブカル詐欺師みたいな感じはするなとは思っていた

Is Paradise Yamamoto the official Santa Klaus? I felt that they were like a dumpling membership scheme, a Rimowa expert, a Unimog owner and a Unimog scamster,


ほんとうにパラダイス山元さんは「公認」サンタクロースなのか？  架空団体でっち上げて公認サンタ名乗っていた詐欺師がネトウヨ活動もしてたと  よくここまで下劣になれんな

Is  Paradise Mr. Yamamoto is "authorized" Santa Claus? As a fictitious organization that fake official authorized Santa said he was also acting netouyo often, awful enough.


山口）カピバラ「こたつ小屋」でぬくぬく 徳山動物園  寒そう

Yamaguchi) Capybara is comfortably warm inside "Kotatsu hut" Tokuyama Zoo Looks cold


山口敬之「パンツくらいお土産にさせてよ」 ⇦ フランス紙で紹介されてしまう  一つ疑問なのは、政治家ならともかく総理のオトモダチってだけで警察が露骨に手控えたりするもんかね  森友と加計の扱いの差とかも見てると徹底的に庇われる所にはエゲツない利害が絡んでる事が多いんで、その辺りにももっと切り込んで欲しい

Yasuyuki Yamaguchi "Let me make as a souvenir for pants" ←introduced in the French newspaper.  The question is that Prime minister's friends will not take the blatant out of politicians just because they are politicians. If you are also looking at the difference of Moritomo and Kakei, there are many things involving interests that are not unfair, so I would like further getting know about it.


山尾を入れちゃったのがなぁ


山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言

Yamamoto, former head of local vitalization makes remarks discriminatory toward black people.


山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言 「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」 しかも言い訳がひどい  名誉白人気取りか死ね      同じカラードやんけ

Yamamoto, former head of local vitalization makes remarks discriminatory toward black people. "Why do you like those black guys so much?" Furthermore, his excuse is deplorable. Are you trying to act like an honorary white? Die. You're colored as well.


山本・前地方創生相が黒人差別発言 「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」 しかも言い訳がひどい  リフレ派の星（笑）

Yamamoto, Minister of State for the Promotion of Overcoming Population Decline and Vitalizing Local Economy in Japan makes remarks discriminatory toward black people "Why do you like those blacks?" His excuse was even worse. The star of reflation (haha)


山本太郎参議院議員「この日銀の調査をみて20代30代40代貯蓄ゼロが民主党時代よりもここまで悪化しているということに対して“少子化が困難だ”って、どの口が言ってるんだって自分で思いません？」2018.2.1参院予算委  一度でいいからマジで選挙の手作業集計+国連監視で自民がどれ位得票出来るのか見てみたい気はする。

House of Councillors member Yamamoto Taro "Looking at this Bank of Japan investigation, as for the problem of people in their 20s and 30s have zero savings being worse now than in the Democratic Party era, just who is saying that "the cause is the declining birth rate", don't you think so?" February 1, 2018 Budget Committee. Just once would be fine, but I feel like I'd really like to see just how much the Liberal Democratic Party spends on election costs and UN surveillance.


山本太郎参議院議員「この日銀の調査をみて20代30代40代貯蓄ゼロが民主党時代よりもここまで悪化しているということに対して“少子化が困難だ”って、どの口が言ってるんだって自分で思いません？」2018.2.1参院予算委  最近は怪しいのは余りないけど、逮捕者がでた高松選管とか堺のとかは色々怪しい。

House of Councillors member Yamamoto Taro "Looking at this Bank of Japan study, the number of people in their 20s, 30s, and 40s with zero savings have worsened since the Democratic Party era, and though people say, 'Declining birth rates are a serious problem' I don't see it that way." February 1, 2018 Budget Committee. Recently there haven't been too many dangerous things, but with the arrests and such with the Takamatsu elections and with Sakai and all there are some dangerous things emerging.


山本太郎議員の国会質疑に「安倍親衛隊」が発狂してます。

"Abe military force" is insulted in the Diet session of the Diet of Taro Yamamoto.


山本寛インタビュー【前編】「クリエイターやファンを舐めた結果アニメが衰退した」  山本寛の発言見てると心底、宮崎、庵野に憧れてるんだなーと思う。  かれらに匹敵するオリジナル作品を自力で創り出す才能はないが。  可哀想なエピゴーネンだわ。

Interview with Yutaka Yamamoto [first part] . "Anime has declined as a result of its creators and fans getting looked down upon." When I see Yutaka Yamamoto's statements, I truly think he admires Miyazaki and Anno. Although he doesn't have the talent to make original works that rival theirs. What a pitiful imitator.


山本美月の画力 #rakugaki  いいじゃない

Yamamoto Mizuki's drawing ability #rakugaki not bad.


山梨県人がイオンモールに足繁く通った結果ｗｗｗｗｗｗ(アフィ用)

This is the result of Yamanashi citizens going to Aeon Mall all the time lmao (affiliate use)


山梨県民激震！スーパー「やまと」が自己破産申請へ

Shocking news for the people of Yamanashi Prefecture.


山梨県民激震！スーパー「やまと」が自己破産申請へ 負債総額１６億円超 １０５年の歴史に幕  どこいな

Shocking news from Yamanashi Prefecture! The super market "Yamato" files for bankruptcy. Total debt exceeds 1.6 billion yen. The end of a 105 year history. That's the sticks for you.


山Ｐが消える？石原さとみを捨てた代償は想像以上だった  山P色んな意味でヤバイな

Yama P disappears? The price of abandoning Ishihara Satomi was more than he imagined. Yama P is in an awful situation in various ways


Hiroshi Yamada House of Councillors member of the Liberal Democratic Party @yamazogaikuzo.


山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  \\#netouyoporn

Yamada Hiroshi, Liberal Democratic Party Head of Councillors decision @yamazogaikuzo Now to get back on track. Interesting joke? Found it. "Germans invent, Americans produce, English invest, French design, Italians do PR, Japanese make things smaller and increase performance, Chinese use pirated versions, and Koreans claim things were theirs to begin with." What a wide world we live in!  \\#netouyoporn


山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo 閑話休題。面白ジョーク？見つけた。 「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、 日本人が小型化、高性能化して、中国人が海賊版を作り、韓国人が起源を主張する」 ホント、地球は丸い！  あー、京大の人か、結構ひねくれた人多いからなあ   なら、それぞれの立場がくるくる変わっていくって意味だったのかな   こんなジョーク見つけたけれど、書いたネトウヨくっそ馬鹿ｗｗｗじゃねｗｗｗみたいな   そして現在寿司ポリスなんかで起源主張するJ

山田宏 自民党参議院議@yamazogaikuzo\\nClosed topic. An interesting joke? I found one. “Germans discover, Americans make. British invest. French design. Italians do public relations. Japanese make a miniature model and improve performance. Chinese pirate it. Koreans claim to be the creators.” The earth really is round. What this a Kyoto University person? There are a lot of warped people. Does this mean that each person’s position is weird? I found this joke but I am the the right wing idiot that wrote it. Also, the sushi police are claiming to be the creators nowadays.