東京五輪「オフィシャルサポーター」に人材派遣のパソナ

Temporary employment services provider Pasona becomes Tokyo Olympics "Official Supporter".


東京五輪「オフィシャルサポーター」に人材派遣のパソナ 大会組織委発表  うへぇ。もう嫌だわこのオリンピック

Temporary employment agency Pasona named "Official Supporter" for Tokyo Olympics. Event committee announcement. Ugh. I don't like the direction these Olympics are going.


東京五輪建設工事 過労死やケガで労災４人  日本の糞さの縮図かよ

4 people have died in accidents in the construction for the Tokyo Olympics due to overwork and injury   What is this, a microcosm of the shittiness of Japan?


東京五輪建設工事 過労死やケガで労災４人  過労死労災像を立てよう

Tokyo Olympic construction work Overwork death and injury of 4 people from accident while at work Let's build a statue of death from overwork accidents


東京五輪招致不正疑惑で捜査の企業代表を起訴

An investigation company representative prosecuted for alleged infringements during the Tokyo Olympic bid.


東京五輪のマスコット、最終候補3作品が発表 2月末決定 選ぶのは全国の小学生  ここ的には左下かな(理由はわかりますよね)

The three finalist works for the Tokyo Olympic Mascot will be announced at the end of February  Elementary school students across the country will choose  This one here on the bottom left, I guess (I understand the reason)


東京五輪のマスコット決定！

The Tokyo Olympic Mascot has been decided!


東京五輪演出に映画監督山崎貴氏

Takashi Yamazaki, Movie Director for the Tokyo Olympics.


東京五輪マスコット、組織委が考案者に権利与えず物議…グッズ販売等のロイヤルティ払わず  とは言え利権が絡むと電通とか以外参入できなくなりそう。

Tokyo Olympic mascot, controversy as committee does not give rights to creator... Does not pay royalties for sale of goods, etc. Having said that, if it comes down to issues with rights then aside from Dentsu nobody else will be able to participate.


東京五輪のマスコット賞金100万円（税込）

The prize money for the Tokyo Olympics mascot is 1 million yen (tax included).


東京五輪のマスコット賞金100万円（税込）  これはあれですよ   特選作品が街中に飾られるようなもんですよ

A contract is open for the mascot of 2020 Tokyo olympic. The winner's product will be on display around town.


「このままでは東京五輪は…」 ライバルの飲み物に禁止薬物 カヌー日本代表候補が混入  世界屋上すき

"At this situation of the Tokyo Olympics ..." Prohibited drug in canoe Japan representative contenders on rival drinks, World rooftop Love


ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山

Hinna Hinna... Do you know the joy and sadness of 'Ainu living in Tokyo'?


ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山 敏也）  ウチャヌプコロ……

Munch munch... Do you know about the joys and sorrows of the "Ainu living in Tokyo"? (Sakiyama Toshiya) Boink...


ヒンナヒンナ…「東京に住むアイヌ」の喜びと悲しみを知っていますか（崎山 敏也）  これ好き

Hinna Hinna... Do you know the sadness of "Ainu people living is Tokyo"(Sakiyama Tetsuya) I like this


東京で売ってた弁当980円 期待と現実  ここまで極端じゃないにせよ、みんな経験あるんじゃない   容器の底が凸られてて、箸入れたら「えっ」てなるやつ

Bento lunchbox sold in Tokyo for 980 yen. Expectation vs reality. Even though it isn't always this extravagant, everybody has an experience like that. The bottom of the container is convex, prompting "Huh?" from people as they reach their chopsticks in.


東京新聞望月記者 ペジー事件の捜査が政権に及ぶ可能性指摘  及ばんのじゃね？      嫁がやらかしても無傷やんあいつ

Tokyo Newspaper Mochizuki Reporter: There's a possibility that the investigation of a petty case may affect the administration.  Will it go that far?  Even if the bride does it, I'm sure they will be unscathed


東京株式市場株価 ２日連続で値上がり ５日の終値は４日より２０８円２０銭高い２万３７１４円５３銭。  アベノミクス万歳‼  安倍陛下の治世が千代に八千代に続きますように

The Tokyo stock market rose for the second consecutive day and the 5th  day closed 208.20 yen better than the 4th with  23,714.53 yen. All thanks to the Abenomics! I hope the reign of His Majesty Abe will continue for years and years to come.


The first snow of the season is observed in Tokyo and Yokohama.


「東京湾大調査！お魚ぜんぶ獲ってみた２」


『東京湾の水ぜんぶ抜いてみた』はよ

We tried catching all the fish 2" is overturning established theories  Surely "We tried ejaculating all of the water in Tokyo Bay"


テレビ東京 おおみそか異例の編成 ドラマ『孤独のグルメ』を放送に主演の松重豊「この時間帯捨てたなと思った」  おおみそか→おお味噌か→メシ食い番組 とかそういう？

TV Tokyo. Unprecedented New Year's Eve lineup. Broadcast of TV drama "Kodoku No Gurume" starring Matsushige Yutaka "I thought they had abandoned this time slot." Oomisoka (New Year's Eve) → Oomisoka (miso soup?) → Program about eating. Was that the thought process?


東京目黒カウンセリングセンターの精神科医ダグラス・バーガーの患者が不満をRedditに漏らしてたら訴えられたらしい  医者側は現地弁護士雇って任せて、患者側は公設弁護人が付くのかな？

It seems that if a patient of Tokyo Meguro Counseling Center psychiatrist Douglas Berger leaked complaints to reddit, they would be sued  The doctor hires a local lawyer to handle it, and the patient gets a public defender, I suppose?


東京・神奈川で雪やアラレ


National Health Insurance cover in the Tokyo Metropolitan Area has increased by an average of 26%.


東京都民の約48％がスギ花粉症と推定

It is estimated that 48% of Tokyo residents suffer from cedar pollen allergies.


テレ東の人気番組「池の水ぜんぶ抜く」正月特番の一部が放送中止に 余計なあおりを入れたため撮影協力を断られた模様  この間録画見て   面白いけど煽りすぎだなとは思った

TV Tokyo's popular program "Draining the pond" has suspended broadcast for New Year's special programs  The situation is that photography cooperation was refused because too many low angles were inserted  Looking at the video from this time, though it's interesting, I thought there were too many low angles


The Tomei couple were killed in an accident.


東名高速で夫婦死亡の事故を起こした男。事故の三ヶ月後にも交通トラブルから暴行してた

The man who killed a woman in a traffic accident on the Tomei Expressway found engaging in more traffic incidents three months later.


東大「世の中の多くに解はない」  これを詭弁というｗ

Tokyo University「There are\\nmay that has no answer」this is called sophistry


東大「世の中の多くに解はない」  ああ、電池の交換って工具不要ってこと? 10年前の携帯使ってるわけじゃないんで気づかなかったよ   今時は棚で腐ってる交換用電池なんか誰も使わないし


東大、世界最高の「磁場」発生に成功 ９８５テスラ記録  髪の毛逆立ちそう

The University of Tokyo, succeeded in generating the world's best "magnetic field" 985 Tesla records. His hair stays on his head.


東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ

Mahoro Furuno, University of Tokyo graduate and author, flips out at book club at Hokkaido University, calling them "idiots," "scum," "monkeys."


東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  エゴサ5分置きにしてそう

Tokyo University graduate writer gets enraged at Hokkaido University reading circle and goes on an abusive barrage calling them "idiot" "bastard" "monkey" and the net "draws away" He must be doing egosearching every 5 minutes


東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  有望な自民党員

Tokyo University Graduate, irate at Peking University reading club "Stupid", "Trash", "Monkeys". One derogatory remark after another online. "Thief." A promising Liberal Democratic Party member.


東大卒作家、北大読書サークルにブチ切れ 「馬鹿」「クズ」「猿」罵倒連発にネット「ドン引き」  現実で学歴厨拗らせちゃうとこうなるのね

Gruaduated from Tokyo University, member of the book club at Hokkaido University, totally lost it.  Continuous stream  of insults, 'moron', 'monkey', 'creep' etc, from internet trolls of a certain educational background.


東大生の7割はレゴ経験者

70% of students at Tokyo University played with LEGOs.


東レ子会社不正問題、榊原経団連会長「在任中は知らず」

Toray subsidiary company impropriety problem, President Sakakibara of the Japan Business Federation "No knowledge while holding that position".


【テレ東】愛知の大規模介護施設 リハビリ等でもらえる施設内通貨「シード」を発行 売店やカジノで利用 溜めて小旅行にも行けるらしい  これについて嫌儲じゃ 『帝愛地下施設』 だの 『エスポワール老人ホーム』 だの   色々言われてるけど閉鎖空間ならともかくこれデイサービスの余興だって番組見てりゃわかるのにな     介護保険で料金が支出されている入浴や食事やリハビリのおまけに過ぎないってこと      こうやって浅い風評のせいで某県じゃ麻雀や無料パチの設置されたデイが規制されたのかと思うと   まじめに糞アフィ規制してほしい気になるよほんと

This is so underhanded  "Espoir Nursing Home" is more like "Shady Underground Facility" Although they say various things, maybe it's different if it's just an empty room for lease, but this day service is just a side show and you can tell when you look at the television program about it  In addition to bathing, meals and rehabilitation being charged to nursing insurance, they say it's not too much  Because of this kind of shallow gossip,  I wondered if they had regulated days for mahjong, or free pachinko in a certain prefecture  I really feel like you should regulate these crappy affiliates more seriously


「テレ東がまた攻めてる」と話題に 「ガイアの夜明け」集団訴訟が相次ぐレオパレス21の社長に直撃取材  いやほんと、言葉の発祥から見てきた世代としては意図的につぶされたとしか  思えない改悪   それでも定着しそうなのはもしかして最近のレオパが改善されてるから？　まさかね

"TV Tokyo is attacking again" as a topic  Interview with the president of Leopalace 21 after "Dawn of Gaia" successive class action lawsuits  No, truly, I saw it from the origin of the words that it was intentionally crushed as a generation  It seems to be deteriorating  Still, it seems likely to settle because recently Leopa has improved. For now, anyway


「テレ東がまた攻めてる」と話題に 「ガイアの夜明け」集団訴訟が相次ぐレオパレス21の社長に直撃取材  賃貸アパートと言えば薄い壁。薄い壁と言えばレオパ。レオパと言えば壁ドン。壁ドンと言えばレオパ。   それなのに、どういう訳か今では意味がよく分からない事になっている。腐女を操ったの絶対レオパだろ…汚い、さすがレオパきたない

"TV Tokyo continues attack" trending. "The Dawn of Gaia", class action lawsuits come one after another, president of LEOPALACE21 aggressively interviewed. When it comes to apartments, the walls are thin. When it comes to thin walls, it's LEOPALACE21. When it comes to LEOPALACE21, it's banging on the wall. When it comes to banging on the wall, it's LEOPALACE21. Even so, somehow things have escalated to a confusing state. The ones who dealt with unclean women must have been LEOPALACE21... Dirty, LEOPALACE21 is without a doubt dirty.


3 first years are on the Toyo University team and they beat former champion Aogaku University.


テレ東番組が東京湾初確認の魚をまた発見！定説覆す

TV Tokyo program confirms that fish have once again been spotted in Tokyo bay!


東芝「信頼性・安心感」３年で急落

Toshiba's "reliability and security" sharply drop in 3 years.


東芝のスポンサー降板で、サザエさんはどう変わる？

What will happen to Sasae now Toshiba has pulled out of sponsoring it?


ブリヂストンが東レ製品使用確認 横浜ゴムも、安全性に問題なし  他社だが先週奮発してタイヤ買ったんでドキドキ

Bridgestone confirmed the usage of Toray’s goods. Yokohama’s rubber also has no problem with safety.  It is another company but they put in a lot of effort last week and bought tires. My heart is beating.


東証2部の電機大手「東芝」は、子会社の「東芝テック」保有する債権売掛金の約1万4000円について、取立不能のおそれが生じたことを明らかにしました。  おっ、二流企業じゃーん

Major companies on the Tokyo Stock Exchange.  Toshiba Tech, a subsidiary of Toshiba, is concerned that  has about 14,000 yen of unpaid accounts which  it cannot collect. Truly, a second rate company.


東電CMの次に流れるCMをチェレンコフ光で青っぽくしたACで固定するなら流してもよい

If the commercial following the Tokyo Electric Power Company commercial is held fixed with bluish AC then they can go ahead and air them.


東電：さ、作業は5分交代で

Toden: Okay, workers will rotate in 5 minutes.


東電「原発これからも推進するから政府は債務保証や環境整備よろしくね」  東電の株主一人のこらず殺せ

Tokyo Electric Power Company 「The nuclear power plants will continue to be a driving force here, so we ask the government to continue with loan guarantees and environmental maintenance」Kill every last one of the TEPCO shareholders.


東電、首都圏で年内にもCM再開

Tokyo Electric Power Company, to restart commercials in the capital within the year.


東電、首都圏で年内にもCM再開

Tokyo power will release commercials again by the end of the year in the capital city.


松任谷由実さんとペッティングしたいですお(´；ω；`)

I'd love to do some heavy petting with Yumi Matsutōya!


松屋フーズ、「牛めし」4年ぶり値上げ

Matsuya Foods, "Beef meal" goes up in price for the first time in four years.


松本人志、日馬富士を擁護 「土俵以外で暴力ダメは無理がある」  貴乃花を憎たらしいと思う性根は変えられないとしても理性で貴ノ花側に理があると認められないものかね。どこまで感情に溺れているんだか。

Hitoshi Matsumoto defends Harumafuji  "Violence being disallowed outside the ring is impossible"


枕営業は「営業」じゃなく、性接待の「強要」…非難されるべきは「関係を迫った人」  「性接待強要」と「枕営業」って分けて言えばいいんじゃね？

Sleeping one's way up the career ladder isn't "business", it's "coercion" to perform sexual acts. ... "The person who pressed the relationship" should be the one who is condemned. Maybe you should differentiate between "coercion of sex entertainment" and "sleeping your way up the career ladder"?


枕がよだれで臭いときは  枕にタオルを巻く

If pillow smells funny from the saliva, roll a towel around it.


林文科相「公務員の利害関係者との接待ゴルフを解禁しよう、スポーツ振興が大切だから」  ダメ絶対   ダメ接待

Yoshimasa Hayashi "Because promoting sports is important, let's lift the ban on government worker's playing golf with stakeholders"  This is not going to work out.


枝野氏、入党希望は「年内が期限」発言を撤回  サヨクが嫌がるなら正しいんだろう論法と一緒じゃんそれ  でもよく分かる

Mr. Edano retracts his statement that he hopes to enter the Party "within this year"  That's the same as arguing that whatever the left wing dislikes is right  But I understand


枠の貴重さはMODも理解してると思うんだが…

I think the MOD also understands the preciousness of the frame but...


枠の貴重さはMODも理解してると思うんだが…

Whether it's the moderation request thread or something else, frames shouldn't be used for administrative things, they should be made open as event frames, I think.


架橋みたいな俺のたった場所が中華、腕一本でやれる！みたいな感情や団結力ないだろ

They don't have these emotions and unity like I do.


柏崎刈羽原発６,７号機 原子力規制委員会の審査合格 東京電力の原発として初 事故の検証が終わるまで再稼働時期は見通せず  中越地震で思いっきり地割れしてたのに   第一次政権の安倍が地震直後に原発視察に入ったけど、   愚物だから事態の深刻さを理解できなかった   そして今日の再稼働認可に至る

Kashiwazaki Nuclear Power Plant units 6 and 7.  Passed inspection by the Nuclear Regulation Committee. The first time for the TEPCO nuclear plant. We could not see any prospect of a resumption in operations until the accident was confirmed to be over. The Chuetsu Earthquake was known to have caused local cracking.  Prime Minister Abe's administration, the first one after the accident, entered the power plant to inspect it immediately after the accident, but foolishly underestimated the seriousness.  This has led to today's situation where permission has been granted to resume operations.


The Kashiwazaki Nuclear Power plant units 6 and 7 have passed inspection by the Nuclear Regulatory Committee.  The first time for a TEPCO plant.  Operation cannot be resumed until the accident is confirmed to be over.  There was some critical cracking from the Chuetsu earthquake.  Representatives of the first Abe administration inspected the power plant straight after the earthquake, but foolishly underestimated the seriousness.  This leads to today's approval  to allow operations to resume.


某女子大のスクールバス乗ってたら、他のお客様に迷惑なので車内での通話はご遠慮ください、というのだけでなく、他のお客様に迷惑なので車内での化粧はご遠慮くださいって車内放送で流れた。  すごい名前だ  事務員とか先生も乗るから、結構男いるよ

When I took the school bus at a certain women's university, the announcement on the bus was not only 'please restrict phone calls so as not to disturb others', it was 'please don't adjust make up so as not to disturb others'. There were some teachers and administrators on the bus, which accounts for the men present.


マスオは某有名家電メーカーに勤めていたが、粉飾決算により非正規に転落

Masao works for a well known appliance maker, but becomes part of the precariat due to fraudulent accounting practices.


栃木代表ペコー、3分差で3連覇逃す


栃木）カピバラがイチゴ風呂に 来場者もほっこり：朝日新聞デジタル  カピバラとイチゴの組み合わせはちょっと意外だね  まあ、栃木ならイチゴは謎じゃないだろう

Tochigi) Capybara gets in strawberry bath, those attending think it's adorable: Asahi Shimbun Digital. The combination of a capybara and strawberries is kind of unexpected. Well, I guess in Tochigi strawberries aren't a mystery.


校内で女子生徒と“行為” 中学教師、卒業後も関係  校内射精したのか

Middle school teacher "has relations" with female student at school, maintains relationship after graduation. So they had sex at school?


株でいうと上場廃止で紙くずよ

To put it in stock terms, it's been delisted and become nothing but scrap paper.


アベトモになれば株価も忖度でんでんしてもらえるで

If he were Abetomo then the stock price would be a guess denden.


しかもその株価の拠り所は銘柄を選んで算出する日経平均だから

Furthermore, the basis for those stocks is the Nikkei Average calculated from selected stocks and companies


ＡＭＤ株が急伸、一時8.4％高－インテルの製品に欠陥との報道で

AMD share prices rose sharply, at one stage reaching 8.4%, due to the report of defective Intel products.


「株 配当」まで打って「生活」ってサジェストされてあーみんな考えること一緒なんだなあっておもいました  株の配当で暮らすには相当金必要   まずは普通に稼ぐところから始めないと

It was suggested that I live my life until the stock dividends hit so I thought, "Ah, everyone is thinking the same thing." Living on stock dividends means you need the equivalent money. First of all, you need to start by normally saving money.


核戦争の危機が迫っている時に国営放送が相撲取りの喧嘩でニュースのトップを潰すような時代、「IWJが必要だ」という方、「岩上安身が倒れた後は私が背負う」という方、財政難のIWJにどうぞお力を貸してください!!

This is a time when  a quarrel in a sumo match suppresses breaking news from the state broadcasting company over an impending nuclear crisis.


核ごみ、新たに79人謝礼動員か

Nuclear waste, 79 more people to receive remuneration?


格安インクが使える機種を

It is the style of buying a type of machine that can use cheap ink.


格差・貧困に背を向けた結果、日本は「階級社会」に突入していた

As a result of pretending not to see the disparity in poverty, Japan has rushed into a hierarchical society.


ガルパンの格言と紅茶の人描いた  FXで有り金全部溶かした感出てる

I painted GarPan's proverbs and black tea person  I get the feeling the whole budget was blown on FX


どうせなら５桁くらいどーんと下げようや

If anything, let's lower the level by about 5 digits.


桂春蝶に坂上忍、フット後藤、岩尾がダメだし！「国民の貧困と芸人の下積みを一緒にするな」「あんた二世だろ」  ただこの人一度だけ正気に戻れるチャンスはあったんだよね  菅野完が凍結されたときに「思想は違うが落語の話で意気投合できる友だった」と呟いたときネトウヨから集中砲火食らったことがあった  その時にネトウヨに幻滅して目を覚ませば…今よりは大分ましではあったんじゃないかと  そういう意味で俺はこの人には怒りとかより残念な感情があるな

Katsura Shuncho, Sakagami Shinobu, Gotou Terumoto, and Iwao Nozomu are no good! "Don't lump the poor citizens and the lower strata of celebrities together." "Aren't you a second generation?" But these people had just one chance to return to righteousness. When Sugano Tamotsu was frozen, they were the center of attacks from online right wingers commenting that "I disagree with his ideals, but I could hit it off with him as a friend when talking about comedy." At that time if the right wingers were disillusioned and made to come to their senses... It probably would have been a lot better than now. In that sense rather than anger I have a feeling of disappointment for these people.


桂春蝶に坂上忍、フット後藤、岩尾がダメだし！「国民の貧困と芸人の下積みを一緒にするな」「あんた二世だろ」  芸能人サマも二世があんなこと言うと腹立つのな      意外だったけどこれ松本の番組なら割と優しくされてそうな気もした

Chou Katsura to Shinobu Sakagami, Foot Goto and Iwae are useless.  They should not be put in with the poor and the lower strata of entertainers.  You're a nissei (second generation Japanese).  When the illustrious entertainers and the nissei say things like that they get angry.  It was unexpected, but when it was Matsumoto's program I felt calmer.


案外とメディアも『華麗に旧勢力を粉砕する新勢力』ってサーカス観たいのかもしれないよ？

Unexpectedly the media also described it as if it were a circus performance, 'a super new strength to completely crush the old power'.


If Kalafina is splitting up in Kajiura resignation, it'll be Kal and afi and na.


The reasons behind professional go players.


棒高跳び選手さん、チンコでかすぎて失敗  失敗だけど自慢ｗ

Pole vault athlete, your penis is  big enough to fail, but I brag about w


『どうぶつの森 ポケットキャンプ』世界各国でダウンロードランキング首位に、一方セールスはやや控えめ  どうぶつの森って海外でも人気あるんだ

"Animal Crossing Pocket Camp" achieved the top download game around the world, although they are struggling with sales. I didn't know that Animal Crossing was popular overseas.


Former Prime Minister Koizumi on Moritomo, "The decision making was unusual".


森友事件で８億円儲けようとしたのは、業者と維新の会関係者

The impending payment of 800 million yen due to the Moritomo incident, is because of industrialists and stakeholders in the restoration.


「『森友劇場』はもう飽きた！ 辻元ガー」 とか言ってた評論家潮匡人さんが転進：「安倍マンセー保守」たちよ、森友文書改ざんの罪深さを認めよ  今年一番ワロタwww   人はどこまで卑怯になれるんだ

The critic, Masato Ushio, who was saying, "I'm sick of the 'Moritomo Theater'! Tsujimoto!" changed his tone. "Praise Abe" conservatives should acknowledge how bad of a crime falsifying the Moritomo documents is. This is the most I've laughed all year lmao. How cowardly can people get?


森友問題で内閣退陣なら日経平均は2000円級の下げに見舞われる | 山崎元のマルチスコープ | ダイヤモンド・オンライン  下げたら買おうっと、高騰するわ

If there are mass resignations in the cabinet from the Moritomo Problem, then the Nikkei Average will suffer a drop in the range of 2,000 yen | Yamazaki Hajime Multi Scope | Diamond Online. If stock prices drop I'll buy some, since they will jump back up.


森友問題、千人が抗議活動

Mori friends problems, thousands of people protesting.


森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か

Did Morimoto respond to the suicide of the Ministry of Finance official in Kinki?


森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か

In relation to the Moritomo scandal, did Kinki Bureau of Finance officials commit suicide?


森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か

Kinki treasurer officials who respond to the Mori friends suicide.


森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か

What is the Moritomo reaction to the suicide of a Ministry of Finance official in Kinki?


森友問題対応の近畿財務局職員が自殺か  これ第一次安倍政権のリストだからね  第二次の方も相当多そうだ  ●加賀美正人内閣情報調査室参事官　外務省ロシア担当キャリア　練炭自殺  ●UR所管国交省職員　甘利大臣が入院した後、合同庁舎3号館より転落事故　  ●自民党山田賢司議員の不正を週刊誌に告発した秘書、「検察に行く」と言い残し、練炭自殺  ●自民党神戸12人の政務活動費不正取得　取りまとめ役の大野一市議が急死、捜査終了  ●ガチャ規制を推進していた消費者庁審議官、妻と一緒に転落事故  ●特定秘密保護を治安維持法と批判した神原内閣参事官、屋久島の岩場で死体で見つかる  ●森友学園、疑惑の小学校から残土搬出を請け負った、田中造園土木の秋山社長自殺  ●（NEW)森友学園、対応した近畿財務局職員自殺

Did a Kinki Financial Affairs Deprtment member working on the Moritomo Problem commit suicide? This is the first item on the Abe cabinet's list. It seems like there are a lot at number two as well. * Cabinet Intelligence and Research Office member 加賀美正人. Ministry of Foreign Affairs Russian department. Suicide by charcoal asphyxiation. * UR jurisdiction Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member Amari Akira, after being in the hospital, fell from the room of the Joint Government Building 3. * The secretary who talked to the media about the infidelity of Liberal Democratic Party member Yamada Kenji said, "I'm going to investigate" then died of suicide by charcoal asphyxiation. * As for the improper use of government money by 12 people in the Liberal Democratic Party in Kobe, leader and city councilor 大野一 died suddenly, and the investigation was ended. * Consumer Affairs Agency Councillor who pushed for control on random drawings, involved in falling accident along with his wife. * Cabinet councilor who criticized the safeguarding of specially designated secrets with the Peace Preservation Act, body discovered in rocky area in Yakushima. * President Akiyama of Tanaka Landscaping and Engineering, which lost the excavation bid for Moritomo Gakuen, committed suicide. * (NEW) Kinki Financial Affairs Deprtment member working on the Moritomo Problem commits suicide.


Kinki Financial Affairs member dealing with the Moritomo problem commits suicide? This is the first thin on the Abe administration list. The second item is also numerous. * Cabinet Information Research Officer Councillor Kagami Seijin   Ministry of Foreign Affairs, in charge of Russian matters, suicide via asphyxiation * UR Jurisdiction Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism member   After the hospitalization of Amari Akita, falls to his death from the combined government office building number 3 * Secretary who leaked impropriety of Liberal Democratic Party member Yamada Kenji to a weekly magazine says, "I'm going to investigate" then dies of suicide by asphyxiation * 12 Liberal Democratic Party Members in Kobe illegally acquire government funds, city councilor Ono who is in charge of collecting funds suddenly dies, investigation ended * Consumer Affairs Agency councilor who pushed control on vending machine toys, dies in fall with his wife * Cabinet councilor Kamihara, who criticized the specially designated secret protection with the Peace Preservation Act, body discovered in a rocky area in Yakushima * Akiyama, who is head of Tanaka Landscaping, which was responsible for the excavation of the suspected elementary school and Moritomo University commits suicide * (NEW) Kinki Financial Affairs member dealing with Moritomo University commits suicide


森友問題巡る麻生氏発言受け


テレビで森友問題を痛烈批判

Mirotomo Problem receives severe criticism on TV.


テレビで森友問題を痛烈批判 福田康夫元首相の“アベ嫌い”  サムネのちっさい写真見て一瞬赳夫かと思い「不老不死？」とおののいた…すみません

Former Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda is becoming known for his hate of Abe and his scathing criticism of the Moritomo problem on TV. When I saw a small thumbnail of him on TV, I thought for a moment that he was Yasuo Takeo. I started to shake thinking he was immortal.... Sorry about that.


森友問題の第一発見者が語る「歴史に対する犯罪」

This is the “crime against history” that the first discoverer of the Moritomo problem was talking about.


森友問題について自分が偉そうに言っているアホとそれに賛同するアホが多数な日本のネットはダメみたいですね…(リンク多)  NSRにもネトウヨはいるんだよなぁ…

Japan’s internet is not good for having idiots that agree with the Moritomo problem and idiots that talk holier than thou about it...(many links) The right wing is in the NSR as well...


It was visited by the Moritomo crisis investigators.


森友は大規模＋広範囲に影響が及び、根回しが不可欠な案件だから組織的犯行

It's an organizational crime because of the behind the scenes dealing that had to occur.


森友学園問題 財務省 以前から不都合な文書削除か  これは佐川主犯説へのミスリード臭さを感じる

Moritomo Gakuen scandal: Finance Ministry has had a history of deleting inconvenient documents. I feel like this is just trying to mislead us to think Sagawa is the true perpetrator.


森友学園問題 財務省 以前から不都合な文書削除か  だから私には責任はない(最高責任者)   もちろん私にも無い(所轄大臣)   私には当然当たらない(某長官)   民主党(民進、立民)が悪い！！！(三人+痴呆愛国者、声を揃えて)

Moritomo Gakuen scandal  Ministry of Finance  Deleting previous incriminating documents?  That's why I have no responsibility (Chief Executive)  Of course, I also have none (local cabinet minister)  Naturally, I won't touch it (a certain secretary)  The Democratic Party of Japan (Democratic Party, Constitutional Democratic Party) is bad!!! (Three people+patriotic dementia, coordinate their voices)


森友学園の管財人が申し立て

An administrator of Moritomo Academy makes a statement.


森友学園：詳細すぎる決裁文書 組織防衛か、政治的圧力か  日本会議とは？みたいな項目まであるくらいだから、組織防衛とか現場の反発みたいなのはあったと思うね   その中に日本会議系議員のリストまであるし、それを作ると安倍ちゃんとアッキーの名前が並ぶというオチ

Moritomo Gakuen: Is the overly detailed approval document a defense measure for the organization? Or political pressure?　There's even an "About Nihon Kaigi" entry, so I think it's protecting the organization or a backlash from setting. There's even a list of Diet members affiliated with Nihon Kaigi. If you do that Abe and Akie's names will show up too.


森友学園の買える値段で事前交渉が判明…佐川国税庁長官と安倍首相が虚偽答弁  サムネで吹いた

Preliminary negotiations for the purchase price for Morisuo Gakuen determined... NTA Commissioner Sagawa and Prime Minister Abe gave false answers    View thumbnail


森友巡る国会議論、首相と野党かみ合わず

The Prime Minister and the minority party are not fighting about Moritomo.


森友改竄で内閣は２つ分飛ぶ

Cabinet fractures in two over the Moritomo falsification.


「森友改ざん」リークで財務省は犯人捜し

The Finance Ministry is looking for the criminal responsible for the “Moritomo Fraud Case.” Wouldn’t a suspect in the Moritomo case be found in the Diet?


森友文書問題抗議デモ 呼び掛け人のtwitterアカウント、凍結される  うよくん出動してんの


Chief cabinet secretary in a Moritomo report.


「森友文書改竄」で“公文書管理法の生みの親”福田康夫元首相が怒髪天

The "father of the Public Records Management Act" former prime minister Yasuo Fukuda is infuriated at "Moritomo document alterations."


【森友文書】政治家におびえる…民主党政権に始まった「政治主導」の負の遺産が今も 佐藤優氏（1/2ページ）  安倍内閣のせいでわろた そりゃ民主党時代やってなかったもんなぁ

[Morihito Document] Terrified by politicians... the negative legacy of "politically drivenness" that began with the Democratic Party of Japan still remains, Mr. Yu Sato, (1/2 page) due to the Abe cabinet. That's not a Millenium Democratic time.


森友文書 日テレNEWS24 「書き換え前の文書には、複数の政治家の名前が書き込まれているという」  そうそう   全て明らかになってから喜ぶってことよ

Moritomo Document Nittele NEWS 24 "It is said that the names of several politicians are written in the document before rewriting". Oh yeah, that all of them are rejoiceable.


【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  だっさ

The Moritomo document: "The Asahi Shimbun's reporting is credible in some aspects. They are on the mark in some respects." Minister of Finance Taro Aso seems to have rethought his take on the Asahi Shimbun, which broke the news of potential fraud. Damn idiot...


【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  せめて、どちらに偏る会社があってもいいから、忖度集団は全社やめてほしい   記者会見中にタイプ音ばっか響くのは異常   録音して集中しろよと   それ以前に、もっと音しないやつ使えとも言いたいけど

[Mori Written Document] "There are parts that can trust the morning sun, sometimes hit." Taro Aso Finance Minister, did you review the Asahi Newspaper reported allegations of alteration? At the very least, there is a company that is biased towards either side, so I want the group to stop working. During the press conference, it sounds like a type sound only to record abnormalities and concentrate. Before that, I would also like to say that I do not make more sound.


【森友文書】「朝日も信用できるところはある。時々当たる」 麻生太郎財務相、改竄疑惑を報じた朝日新聞を見直した？  朝日幹部を胃袋懐柔するための『食べログ』検索の手が止まらないなｗ　安倍

[Mori Written Document] "There are places where you can trust the morning sun, sometimes hit." Taro Aso, finance minister, Taro Akira revealed the Asahi newspaper reported allegations of alteration? Abe searches for Asahi executives to hunt down stomach bags "eating log" and cannot stop searching.


森友文書疑惑で攻防＝財務省の説明焦点 財務省では「改ざんには当たらない」で乗り切る案が浮上  敗戦→終戦   撤退→転進   事故→インシデント   粉飾決算→不適切会計   改ざん→ちょっと削っただけ   っていう言い換えの考え方で理解すればいいのかな？

Mori Fumi alleged suspicion of explanation Focus on the Ministry of Finance Focus on Treasury Department of Defense Fails to Survive with "Not Tampering" Leap Warfare → End of War withdrawal → Rolling Accident → Incident Fraud Accounting → Incorrect Accounting Tampering → Somewhat Reduced Paraphrasing Is it okay to understand with the idea of?


森友文書を破棄 口を開いた「佐川長官」に職員は悲鳴  佐川長官は適材適所と国会で答弁しているので   歴史教科書には佐川長官は適材適所だったという記述になる

Official protests to "Minister Sagawa", who has abandoned the Moritomo document  Minister Sagawa is the right person in the right place and is responding at the National Diet  Sagawa will go down in history books as being the right person in the right place


森友文書：財務省が国会議員らに既に開示した文書と同じものを提出

Moritomo paper:  the Ministry of Finance submits this document, already tendered to Diet Members.


森友文書、財務省が書き換えか

Moritomo documents, rewritten by Ministry of Finance?


森友文書：財務省書き換え、佐川氏が指示 １２日国会報告  麻生辞任は明日かあさっての時間の問題かな   安部3選も消えた。

Moritomo document: Rewritten by Ministry of Finance, instructed by Sagawa. Report from the National Diet on the 12th. I guess Aso's resignation is going to be either tomorrow or the day after.


森友文書、項目ごと消える 貸付契約までの経緯：朝日新聞デジタル  もみ消しを許すな！上級国民特権を許すな！

Moritomo document, all items disappear. The particulars all the way to the loan contract: Asahi Shimbun Digital. Coverups can't be allowed! Don't allow special rights to the elite!


森友文書、項目ごと消える 貸付契約までの経緯：朝日新聞デジタル  おお、続報きたきた  前回の報道はちょうど一週間前   /r/newsokur/comments/818wyz  計画的な感じですね   金曜にしてるってのは何か意味があるんだろうか

Moritomo document: Item by item disappearance, details up till the loan agreement. Asahi Shinbun digital.  Follow up report.  Previous report one week prior.   /r/newsokur/comments/818wyz planned feeling.  It must mean something to say it is on a Friday.


森友文書：麻生財務相、書き換え「調査困難」 捜査理由に  脂ぎってテカったゴキブリって感じ

The Moritomo documents: Treasurer Asō's rewrite. His motive? To hinder the investigation. It's look an oily, shiny cockroach.


森友疑惑の犯人なら国会にいるんじゃないすかねHAHAHA


森友関係のサブミ乱立しているから誰かメガスレッド作って（他力本願）

Mormon friendship submiors are making me somebody Mega thread (other strength wish)


「森友」きょう首相も出席し集中審議 野党は証人喚問を迫る  青山・和田という最強の布陣に震える

Moritomo.  Today The Prime Minister also attended the intensive examination.  The opposition party pressed for a witness summons.  The line up of Aoyama and Wada looked formidable.


森川ジョージ「やり返す イコウフジカワ 覚えとけ」  30巻までなら名作

George Morikawa "Let's go back to remembering Iko Fujikawa. There are 30 masterpieces.


森川ジョージ「やり返す イコウフジカワ 覚えとけ」  季語がない

Jouji Morikawa "Do it again  Fujikawa Ikou  But remember first"  There are no seasonal words.


森林環境税を創設へ 年１千円、住民税に上乗せ 政府  植林しないで架空のゴミ埋めるんでしょ

1,000 yen per year is put on residents to enact a forest environment tax   Government. Instead of planting trees you're going to bury imaginary trash, aren't you?


森の部族に身を捧げた男、二度と帰ってこなかった… ボルネオ島の先住民にほれこみ、助けようとした男の数奇な人生  森派の事？

A man who dedicated himself to the tribe of the forest, never came back ... a celestial life of a man who tried to rescue the indigenous people of Borneo Island and tried to help it. This man's odd life was actually that of a forest dweller?


お椀の船かよ！－狭い部屋に置けるモーションシミュレーター「Yaw


植松容疑者、電車で体液かけたか

He might have squirt body fluids in the train.


Its because of the court of public opinion.


ちなみに検索上位は足立ばっかだから足立だけしか騒いでない印象を受けた

By the way, the top search hits were all from Adachi, so I get the impression that only in Adachi is this being made into a big deal.


グーグル、検索アルゴリズム修正せず 露メディア順位引き下げで  アフィも頼みますわ

Google, without altering search algorithms, ask for Affi by lowering the rank of media exposure


ｘ●デオでＧＡＰＥと検索するといくらでも出てくるぞ

Search 'GAPE' on xv*ideo and a bunch will come up.


ラブドール業界もウィンターセール中か…

The Labrador market is also in a Winter sale.


ラブドール業界もウィンターセール中か…  ギター感覚

Does the love doll industry also have its winter sale... Feel like a guitar.


どこの業界、どの地方も「自民が持ってきてくれる利権おいしいれす


アニメ業界、“日中”逆転のタイムリミット

The time limit of "Japan/China" turnaround in the anime industry.


ビール業界の総売上減少→悲報としてニュースになる

Alcohol industry total sales decline → Treated as horrible news.


タバコ業界の総売上減少→朗報としてニュースになる

Tobacco industry total sales decline → Treated as good news.


業者に断られ、引っ越し作業は職員で…茨城県庁

Being rejected by vendors and having to move shop is the life of an office worker.


「極悪非道の在日Ｋｏｒｅａｎ」奈良・安堵 町議「股裂き刑したい」ヘイト投稿  今月中に決めてよん

"Atrocious Koreans in Japan" Nara / public safety, town councilor "I want to tear them limb from limb" hate post. It should be decided within the month.


「極悪非道の在日Ｋｏｒｅａｎ」奈良・安堵 町議「股裂き刑したい」ヘイト投稿  ポアしろとかも言ってたんだろこの馬鹿      おら公安オウムシンパの可能性あんぞきっちり洗え

"Inhuman Koreans Living in Japan" Nara / peace council member "I want to punish them by ripping off their legs" hate post. This idiot also said something stupid like "kill them". Seems like he could be a public safety parrot sympathizer, he needs to be investigated.


極めたら腕めっちゃ太くなりそう

If you win it seems like your arms will get huge.


モンハン楽しい4コマ  あーね


楽天の株価、実力が反映されていない＝三木谷社長

Rakuten stock price, actual strength not reflected = President Mikitani.


楽天ブックスさん 発送遅いよ  もちまん見損なったわ

Mr. Rakuten Books,  Shipment is going slow and late. So dissapointed about Mochiman.


構想２年！「湯切り」でダム放流体感 プレート発売      　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　( ・ω・ )     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~υ~　　　|＼     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣ｼｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ････          　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　(； ・ω・)Σ ﾋﾞｸｯ!     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿／＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~π~　　　|＼ﾍﾞｺﾝ！     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣　＼

2 year plan! Experience the discharge of a dam with "draining hot water". Plate now for sale      　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　( ・ω・ )     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~υ~　　　|＼     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣ｼｮﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞﾎﾞ････          　　　　　 ∧,,∧     　　　　　(； ・ω・)Σ ﾋﾞｸｯ!     ＿＿＿（　J⌒J　＿＿＿／＿＿＿     　　　　　＼~π~　　　|＼ﾍﾞｺﾝ！     　　　　　 　￣￣￣￣￣　＼


キャラ構成を現代日本に合わせて改変するといい

Perhaps the characters should change to better reflect present day Japan.


セクハラの構造問題が議論されるべきなのに、被害者同士の殴り合いで発散していく地獄  「この舟は定員オーバーだ。お前らは降りろ。次の救助が来るのを待て」   ↓   「ふざけんな！一緒に乗せろ！」   ↓   沈没

Although the structural problems of sexual harrassment need to be discussed, this is the hell of the victims' divergence  "This boat is over capacity. Go down. Wait for the next rescue"   ↓   "Stop kidding! We have to get on together!"   ↓   Sink


標準偏差5分てブレすぎだな

The standard deviation was about 5 minutes.


模型に恋した「世界一孤独な鳥」ナイジェル死す

"The world's most lonely bird" fallen in love with a model, Nigel died.


このマットの模様どっちがいいと思う？

This mat pattern, which do you think is good?


権力勾配、非対称制を無視して公平はあり得ない

If we ignore the presence of power gradients and disparities, then there is no fairness.\\n


権威主義が持つ権力のほとんどは、労せずして与えられるもの。個人はあらかじめ、より抑圧的になるだろう政府が何を望むようになるかを忖度し、頼まれもしないのに身をささげるもの。このように適応しようとする市民は権力に対して、権力にどんなことが可能かを教えてしまう。 忖度による服従はするな  口を出す奴は現実がわかっていない。物分りの良い俺カッコイイ。   みたいな忖度野郎ばっかやろ

The power that the majority of authoritarianism holds is bestowed without working for it.  The individual priorly surmises what oppressing government will end up desiring, and they give themselves before they are desired.  In this way, these civilians that try to adapt end up teaching authority what exactly authority is capable of.  Don't submit due to conjectures; those who argue don't know the reality.  Those who think, "I'm so cool, I have a good understanding."  Those people are stupid


あれ横流しが出てこないのが不思議

It's strange how those don't end up on the black market.


樹海で自殺者の死体動画を撮って投稿した海外youtuberさん、メチャクチャ批判される

Severe critiques on a foreign YouTuber filming & posting dead bodies in forests.


橋本環奈とセックスして以来視界に入る度に勃起しちゃってまたヤりたくなる

Since having sex with Kanna Hashimoto, I get a boner everytime I see her.


橋本環奈が公式インスタを開設 偽アカウント対策で  1000枚に1枚の美少女の人か  めっちゃデブってるな  欲望のままにええもん食いすぎや

Kanna Hashimoto established an official instagram account.  In a ploy against fake accounts, 1 in 1000 beautiful people are really fat.  Following your greed to eat too many good things


ジェット機でいいじゃないですか

The secret is the amazing jet engine (see video).


あわわ…機械の反乱じゃ…


^機転を利かせフレア変えとこうかと一瞬思ったが

I thought for a moment this was a quick witted display of flare change.


バイキングの櫛を発掘、刻まれた文字に研究者興奮

Viking comb unearthed, researchers excited about carved lettering.


バイキングの櫛を発掘、刻まれた文字に研究者興奮

Viking comb unearthed, scientists excited about carved writing.


これはわろたわ  え、ツイ欄見たけどこんなあざといのが普通に受けるの…？   ちょろない？

I laughed at this  Eh, I saw the tweet, but do you commonly receive this kind of aggressive thing...?  Isn't it simple?


ロータリーエンジンの欠点が出にくいだろうね

It would be hard to find a weakness with a Rotary engine.


欠陥スパコンに血税100億円… “安倍・麻生ベッタリ”山口敬之の売り込み  「おや、ゲートの前で下級国民どもが分け前をよこせと騒がしいですね」   「ではこの遠隔操作殺戮ドローンで無慈悲さを競いましょう」   「ユウジョウ！」「ユウジョウ！」   そんなクライミライ

10 billion yen of taxpayer money on a faulty supercomputer... "Abe / Asao stick together" Yamaguchi Noriyuki hard sell "Oh, the lower class citizens in front of the gate are asking for their share." "Well, let's use this remote control killing drone to take them all out." "Your highness!" "Your highness!" That sort of dark future.


欠陥スパコンに血税100億円… “安倍・麻生ベッタリ”山口敬之の売り込み  最悪生体電池にでもされてそう

10 billion yen's worth of precious taxes goes towards a defective super computer... "Clinging to Abe and Asou" Noriyuki Yamagachu makes his sales pitch. In a worst case scenario it could become a biogalvanic battery.


次は290万～みたいな感じでさ

Yeah, next they'll keep dropping down to lower income brackets, like 2.9M.


ドスの次はウノ亜種とかウノ希少種かな

I wonder if the game after DOS will be called UNO Subspecies or UNO Rare Species.


次の元号当てようぜ  じゃぁちんこ

Let's guess next era's name, hmmm, Penis


次回の掲載までに中国語覚えれば余裕

If you're able to learn Chinese before their next publication, it should be easy!


次はガングロギャルかアイドルの猿でお願いします

Next, please do a ganglo girl or celebrity monkey.


欧米なら掘り炬燵とかのが受けそう

In Europe and the US it seems like a sunken kotatsu might be more popular.


欧米系のメチャクチャなレトリックを使いこなせるようになりたい

I want to get to the point where I can use ridiculous rhetoric like in the US.


かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー


コックピットは欲しかった


かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー  一つ上の男

I want a stylish turtleneck, guy one rank above


サイバーマンデーセールで欲しいもの探すの面倒だよ

It's a hassle to look for what I want on Cyber Monday Sale.


欲望に負けた男の気持ち悪さを女性視点で描いた漫画が的確過ぎて女性も共感

The manga that depicts the disgustingness of a man who lost to his desires from a woman's stance is so perfect, and women all over are in agreement.


かっこいいタートルネックが欲しいなー  サイズがフィットしている  生地が安っぽくない（テロテロしていない）  分厚すぎず、薄すぎず  こんなもんかなあ

I want a good looking turtle neck Size fitting just right Fabric that doesn't look cheap (not too soft) Not too thick, and not too thin Something like that


欲しいのはあるけど、ただたんにお金がない

I have a lot of things I want to buy in my mind but I don't have enough money


欺瞞に満ちた「働き方改革」。労働時間規制を撤廃する高プロ導入は認められない（ #0317アルタ前 ）  一般国民は月月火水木金金で使い潰して、上級国民が代理出産などで増えていく計画なんだろうな

Fraudulent "working way reform". It is not planned to introduce high professional to eliminate working time regulation (# 0317 in front of Alta) The general public will be crushed by Monday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Friday working and the plan will be to increase the number of senior citizens by surrogate birth


このノリでやってもらえるなら歓迎だけど

I will welcome it if it uses those styles.


止まれ！お前は法を犯した！


止まっていたごみ収集車を勝手に運転した疑いで23歳男逮捕「混み合った電車に乗るのが面倒くさくて、目の前にあった車を盗んだ」

An 23 year old man was arrested on suspicion of driving a garbage truck that was parked.


正月に一挙放送やってれば良い暇潰しになる位には

A one hit broadcast over new year would be the best way to while away some time.


When does your New Year's holiday last until?


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme  はい

[Fortune] New Year's. Try your luck at the start of the year with the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and see your fortune for this year! 1 → Great luck. 2 → Good luck. 3 → Moderate luck. 4 → Slight luck. 5 → Future good luck. 6 → Bad luck.  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme. Yes.


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  うりゃ [[1d6]]+/u/rollme

【Fortune Slip】New Year's. Try your luck at the first Reddit shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and get your fortune told for the year! 1→Excellent Luck 2→Good Luck 3→Average luck 4→Slightly Good luck 5→Good luck to come 6→Bad luck. All right, [[1d6]]+/u/rollme


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme

Fortune slip: test your luck for the New Year at the first Reddit Shrine visit of the year! Comment using [[1d6]]+/u/rollme to check your luck for the year! 1 = big luck, 2 = good luck, 3 = some luck, 4 = small luck, 5 = bad luck, 6 = very bad luck  [[1d6]]+/u/rollme


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  ほい      [[1d6]]+/u/rollme

[Fortune telling] New Years. This new year, test your luck at the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" and find out your fortune for this year. 1→Extremely good 2→Good 3→Okay 4→Fair 5→Bad 6→Extremely bad. Here I go. [[1d6]]+/u/rollme


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  勝利は約束されている   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme

【Fortune Slip】The new year! Try your luck at the Reddit shrine at the beginning of the year! If you comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" your fortune will be told! The numbers are: 1→ Excellent luck 2→Good luck 3→Normal luck 4→Slightly good luck 5→Good luck to come 6→Bad luck. Victory is assured. [[1d6]]+/u/rollme


【おみくじ】お正月 年の初めはレディット神社で運試し！" [[1d6]]+/u/rollme"とコメントして今年の運勢を占おう！1→大吉 2→吉 3→中吉 4→小吉 5→末吉 6→凶となっております  雑コラ好き   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme

[Omikuji] At the beginning of this new year, try your luck at the Reddit Shrine! Comment with " [[1d6]]+/u/rollme" to get this year's fortune! 1→Excellent luck 2→Good luck 3→Average luck 4→Slightly good luck 5→Future luck 6→There will be bad luck   I love sloppy photoshops   [[1d6]]+/u/rollme


お正月やすみ楽しすぎて無職回帰欲が増した

My New Year's holiday was too much fun, and I have an increasing urge to return to a life free from work.


正月特番“途中退席”の真相

The truth behind her "removal" during the New Year's special.


正しい歴史を伝える会顧問て

According to an advisor from the association for reporting correct history


正直今日の委員会開催に民進の国対が同意したことが吉と出たのか凶と出たのか

To be honest, I'm not sure if the agreement from the Democratic Progressive Party at the committee session at the Diet is a good thing or a bad thing.


正真正銘の売国、地方議会の議決なしで公共インフラの民間売却可能に  民間=外資でもないだろうに。これを機にゼネコンが参入してもいいわけだし   水商売、日本企業はメンブレンとか素材提供だけだったからな。製品化が下手

This is honest to goodness treason, now possible to sell off privately owned public infrastructure without vote from local assembly. Privately owned is not the same as foreign investment. This is a good opportunity for general contracts to come in. With risky business and Japanese businesses it comes down to membranes and the furnishing of materials. They are bad at actually making products.


正真正銘の売国、地方議会の議決なしで公共インフラの民間売却可能に  水　を　売　る

Genuine treason.  Selling water is selling public infrastructure for private gain without gaining approval from local councils.


正しい見方だ。不均衡是正な面がでかいね


It is fair reasoning, so there is no guilt.


此岸側に女子校を作ればいいじゃない

Coudn't they just open a girl's school on the near side of the river?


武田鉄矢も「権力批判はカッコつけ」と松本擁護

Takeda Tetsuya also protects Matsumoto by saying, "He was just trying to look cool with his political criticism."


オノで武装したグループがパリ中心部の高級ホテルリッツ・カールトン内店舗から宝石盗む、６億円相当

A group armed with axes steals jewelry worth 600 million yen from a store in luxury hotel Ritz Carlton in Paris.


とぐち武豊氏、当確か、沖縄県名護市長選挙


とぐち武豊氏、当確か、沖縄県名護市長選挙

Toguchi Taketoyo, projected to win, Okinawa Prefecture mayoral election.


“歩いてプレー”が90分間で「83.1％」…地元紙も驚愕

This astonished the local paper as well.


歯医者さん行ってきた。これまでに無いくらいオッパイめっちゃ当たった  そんなニュースをサブミでみたな昔

I went to the dentist. The boobs (of the dentist) were bigger than anything I have seen before. The boobs touched me. I think I heard that story before a long time ago in Sabumi.\\n


歯医者さん行ってきた。これまでに無いくらいオッパイめっちゃ当たった  まぁ相手は僕がどこに勤めてるかは知ってると思う  （初回の問診票に書く欄あったので）

I went to the dentist. Way more than ever before her boobs were right up against me. Well, she probably knows where I work. (After all there was a spot for it on the medical questionnaire my first visit.)


歯にフッ酸のコピペ思い出した

It made me remember the copy and paste about putting hydrofluoric acid on teeth.


バーチャルネットアイドルちゆ１２歳、YouTuberデビュー

virtual net ido chiru 12 years old, youtube debut.


歳下に見られて興奮する派です

I am the type that get's excited when I am seen as younger


４０歳という付加属性からしてきつい

Going by the 40 years old tag, that's tough.


いい歳したおっさんおばさんが小学館様に忖度してるってこと？

You mean these band members, already of ripe age, are testing Shogakukan?


「８歳の男の子が小学５年生の女の子に対して陰部を触ったり舐めたりした」 「５歳の男の子が４歳の女の子の口に性器を含ませた」 「家で父親がアダルトビデオを見たり、暴力的なビデオを見たりしていた」 子供であっても男は男、侵害者として男社会から英才教育を受けている身だという事を忘れてはいけない 子どもの性的問題行動 その背景は  女の子も小さい頃から自慰したりするというし、男の子同士でも（特に深い意味はなく）弄りあったりするからフェミ的認識で見なくともそらあるだろうな

"An 8 year old boy grabbed and licked the genital area of a 5th grade girl". "A 5 year old boy placed his genitals in the mouth of a 4 year old girl". "At home the father watched adult videos and violent videos". Even if they are kids, a male is a male, and they must not forget that they are an invader receiving special education from a male dominated society. Problematic sexual behavior in children. As part of the background, girls also masturbate from a young age, and just like boys (not in any deep way) they mess around, so even if that isn't recognized by feminist thoughts it's still there.


「歴史修正主義」本を検証してみた

I tried buying a book about historical revisionism.


「歴史修正主義」本を検証してみた


歴史を漂白しようとする傍らで平気でこんな事してるからな、良心以前に知性が疑われる

If you want to claim that forced labor and comfort women did not exist (or that they weren't that bad), then at least you should be modest when talking about current progress.


死にたくなければ「1日8時間睡眠」を死守しなさい  死って漢字が2回も出ててキモい

If you dont want to die, defend "Eight hours of sleep per day" to the death  It feels bad to see the character for "death" twice


いつか死んでしまう「aibo」を愛せるか

Can you love an "aibo" that will die someday?


Being armed to the teeth with pollen goggles and a 3M  dust proof mask, I feel like dying.


えー…死から一番遠いイメージだったが交通事故とは

He is the last person I would imagine to die.


死亡事故の米海兵隊員、基準値３倍のアルコール

US Marine Corps dies of Accident, Alcohol level three times more than the regulated safe Value.


死亡統計でみるアメリカの銃問題

This is America’s gun problem through statistics.


ヤフーニュースすごい  死亡者増える度に更新されてる感

Yahoo! News is amazing. I feel like whenever the death toll rises, they update the platform.


死刑の保守は完全にネトウヨ


死にながら攻略する感じでなかなか難しかった

Developing strategy while dying was kinda tough.


「もう死んだんだよ……死んだイヌはイヌじゃない。イヌの形をした肉だ」 愛するペットが死んだら｢燃えるゴミ｣なのか  ペット用火葬場あるのよ  骨壷もあるし霊園もあるのよ  剥製にしてる人もいたねぇ  遺骨や毛を材料にダイヤを作って身につける人もいるね  人間だって死ねば肉塊よ  ペットだけゴミ扱いして抵抗ないのならヒトもそれでいいじゃない、って思うけど人間に限ってはゴミだししちゃうと遺体遺棄なのね

"It's dead... A dead dog is not a dog. It's meat in the shape of a dog." When a beloved pet dies is it "burnable garbage"? There are crematoriums for pets. There are also funerary urns and cemeteries. Some people also have them stuffed. Others have their ashes or hair turned into diamonds and wear them. Even people, when they die, are just meat. If when a pet dies you have no problem thinking of it as garbage then it should be the same for a person. Of course if people are treated as garbage then there's the issue of corpses just being abandoned.


じゃっぷ死ね  獅子身中の虫！愛新覚羅溥儀！天網恢々疎にして漏らさず！

Die japs  False friends! Puyi! You won't escape the punishment of heaven!


「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  どこの２ちゃんねらーだよ･･･

In regards to the Otsu bullying lawsuit, a former classmate gave an explanation that "Die" is the same as a greeting. What part of the Internet are you from?


「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  もう一族郎党全員地雷だろ

A former classmate explained at the civil suit of the Otsushi bullying incident that he/she said “die” simply as a greeting. This is probably a land mine (figuratively speaking) for all family members and friends.


「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  二回死ねは挨拶

Explanation of the use of "die" as a greeting  Former classmate in Otsu bullying suit  Saying die twice is a greeting


「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  束麻呂死ね（挨拶）早く死ね（挨拶）AV男優の親父ともども今すぐ死ね（挨拶）

'Death' is a greeting and an explanation.  A former classmate in the Otsu bullying court case.  Takumiru, dead (a greeting).  Soon dying (a greeting) The AV actor and his parents will soon die together (greeting).


「死ね」はあいさつ程度と説明 大津いじめ訴訟で元同級生  こうゆうのはだいたい親が地雷

Otsu stated "Kill yourself" is almost like a greeting, as he was sued for bullying. These cases are usually the parent's fault.


It looks like a bunch of burial clothes.


死語となりつつある「唯一の被爆国」ニッポン

The notion of Japan as the "only nation to have experienced atomic bombs" is becoming out of date.


死語となりつつある「唯一の被爆国」ニッポン  今も福一で被爆してるしな

The language of  "The only country to have been nuked" Japan, is becoming a dead language   Even now, I'm being exposed to radiation in Fukuichi.


残業時間が60時間を超えると何故か幸福度や満足度が高くなる

For some reason, after exceeding 60 hours of overwork, happiness level and satisfaction level gets higher.


残りのお金500円切った


ゴルフクラブで殴られ顔“失った”「仮面ライダー剣」主役が素顔公開 記憶喪失と引きこもり生活も告白  ロードレイジとか横文字使ってるけど要するにキチガイやないけ

At the golf club a punched face was lost. "Kamen rider sword." The protagonist confesses lost public memory and confesses her withdrawal. I use road rage or make horizontal characters but to sum up, he isn't a madman.


マジで殺されてないといいけど…


『クズキャラぶっ殺せ！』なのかもしれない

When kindergarten students have fairy tales read to them with terrible tragedies, their first impressions are not 'how sad' or 'I feel for you', but 'Kuzukara kill!'


殺人宿を経営し20人以上惨殺、ナイフで首裂き、血みどろ地下室へ…！

Run murder housing, over 20 massacred, throats slit with knives, basement covered in blood... !


殺人シロイルカこと電脳少女シロも加え入れろ～？

Add a killer white whale and the cyber brain young lady Shiro~?


殺してくれって必死で人に頼む夢を見た

I had a dream about begging someone to kill me.


「ママ、殺されちゃうよ…」 コンゴで急増する子どもの誘拐  資源あるんやろ   早くインフラくらい整えたらええのに

"Mom, I'm going to get killed..." There is a sharp increase in children getting kidnapped in Congo. Don't they have resources? They should hurry up and fix their infrastructure at least.


母なる地球  熱が上がるように何かしてくるし(温暖化)、体液の一部(石油)を枯渇するまで抜いてくるし   肌荒れは起こすし(砂漠化)、ハゲさすし(森林減少)、常在菌がおかしくなる毒(放射性物質)を過剰に発生させるし   蚊よりよっぽどウザいね、これ

Mother Earth. She has to deal with a fever (global warming), getting part of her bodily fluids (petroleum) extracted dry, her skin breaks out (desertification), goes bald (deforestation), and is given an enormous amount of poison (radioactive substances) that make normal bacterial flora go awry. This is so much more annoying than mosquitos.


お母さんは新しいプリキュアに戦々恐々としている

Mum is frightened and belligerent over the new Pretty Cure.


お母さんに親孝行したいけどお金ない

I want to give back to my mom but I don't have money.


母親とおじいちゃんは跡継ぎ扱いで敬ってくれるのにあいつは口やかましく怒るとか思ってそう

Their mothers and grandfathers treat them like the family successors and give them respect, but they just get angry and mouth off.


I laughed every time at the low angle used at the end.


毎日だからちゅかれる……

It's tiring because it's every day......


やめるのももったいないので毎日使ってみるつもりです。」

It would be a waste to quit so I plan to keep using it every day."


でも毎日ウンチ出るのって幸せ

But true happiness is getting to poop every day.


ビットコインは「毎日がリーマンショック」だがバブルとは呼べない理由  毎日ではない   毎月だ

Bitcoin is a "Lehman Shock every day", but there's a reason it isn't being called a bubble  It's not every day  It's every month


毎日新聞が森友関連の情報公開請求で「本件の特殊性に鑑み」や「学園に価格提示を行う」の記載がある決裁文書を入手

In connection with a request for public disclosure involving the Moritomo Problem, the Mainichi Shimbun has obtained an approval document for articles regarding "overseeing the particulars of this case" and "displaying values of school".


Mainichi Shimbun obtains approval document for disclosure of article related to the Moritomo Problem with "overseeing the particulars of this case" and "displaying a value for the school".


毎日新聞が森友関連の情報公開請求で「本件の特殊性に鑑み」や「学園に価格提示を行う」の記載がある決裁文書を入手 本日夕刊に掲載の模様  籠池のおっさぁん 生きとるかぁ〜？

Mainichi Shimbun obtains approval document in relation to Moritomo and freedom of information for statements like "in view of the particulars of this case" and "presenting the price for schools". As seen in today's evening paper. So is Kagoike still alive I wonder?


毎日日記書くと意識が高まるって意識高い人が言ってた  何そんなに書くの……

A person with a high level of consciousness said that writing a journal every day heightens consciousness   What is there to write so much about...


毎日毎日ねむい…  フリーター最強

Everyday, everyday I'm sleepy... Freeters are the strongest.


毎日眠いのは無呼吸のせいじゃないかと思っていびき測定アプリを設置して寝た  たまに前世は光の戦士だった夢とか見るからすごい寝言言ってそう

I thought my drowsiness every day might be due to poor breathing, so I went to sleep using a snoring measurement app  It seems I occasionally talk in my sleep due to dreams like being a warrior of light in a previous life


毎日イベントやるとかならまだしもそこまで繁盛してないんだし

If there are events and such every day then it isn't really that lively, and I think the moderators understand the importance of frames...


毎日イベントやるとかならまだしもそこまで繁盛してないんだし

If you're doing events every day or something but it's not thriving to that level yet.


この毎日の繰り返しになんの意味があるんだろうな  Darkest Dungeonだっけ   えろMODがあるやつだ

Is there any meaning to repeating the same thing everyday? Is it Darkest Dungeon? It's the one with eroMOD.


この毎日の繰り返しになんの意味があるんだろうな

I wonder what meaning there is to repeating this daily lifestyle.


Everyday at the press conference I ask about the responsibilities of Finance Minister Asou and the Diet summoning former National Tax Chief Nobuhisa Sagawa.


Every day the press gallery hears about the responsibilities of Finance Minister Aso, and Jozan Sagawa, former President of the National Tax Agency being summoned as a witness, but the Prime Minister just says 'Good morning' every time.


Group of Mainichi reporters, they did ask about Finance Misiter Asao's responsibility and former National Tax Agency Director Sagawa Nobuhisa's witness summons and such, but every time the prime mister just responded with "Good morning".


毎日記者団 麻生財務相の責任や佐川宣寿前国税庁長官の証人喚問などについて聞きましたが、首相は毎回「おはよう」と答えるのみ。16日も、文書の書き換えの可能性を５日から把握していたことについて問われ「おはようございます」と答えました  botが首相とかさすがに四季がある国は格が違った

Mainichi Reporters team\\n\\nWe have heard about the responsibilities of Finance Miniser Aso, and Nobushi Sagawa, Minister in charge of the National Tax Agency, summoning witnesses.  However the Prime Minister only answers 'Good Morning", each time. On the 16th we were also approached about modifying the document to reflect the matters understood from the 5th onward.  He replied 'Good morning'. Obviously where the PM is a robot, the country differs from those that have the normal four seasons.


毎日記者団 麻生財務相の責任や佐川宣寿前国税庁長官の証人喚問などについて聞きましたが、首相は毎回「おはよう」と答えるのみ。16日も、文書の書き換えの可能性を５日から把握していたことについて問われ「おはようございます」と答えました  日経ガチギレしてるな   こういう報道の繰り返しで支持率が落ちていく それはあまり良くないことなのかもしれないけれど、支持率とは上がる時もそんなものだから仕方ない

Every day I heard about the responsibilities of the Aso Finance Minister and the summoning of the witness of the former National Tax Agency Director General Nobunaga Sagawa, but the prime minister only answers "Good morning" every time. He was asked about the possibility of rewriting the document from the 5th on the 16th, he answered "Good morning" Nikkei is upset.  The support rate by repetition of this kind of media is not so good. It may not be that, but the support rate is like that when it goes up, so it can not be helped


毎日しごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごとしごと  もう配属決まってるんやな、、

Everyday work work work work work  work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work I have already decided on the assignment (of a person to somewhere)


カレーを毎日食べると記憶力が向上、認知症の予防にもなる？

Eating curry every day improves memory and prevents dementia?


カレーを毎日食べると記憶力が向上、認知症の予防にもなる？

Eating curry every day improves your memory, so can it be used to prevent dementia?


あと、毎週だか毎月だかやってるらしい飲み会って自費なのかな……

I hear that they do weekly and monthly fees and that drinking parties are something you have to pay yourself.


毛皮に角付き兜姿の男が犯人

The perpetrator is a man wearing fur and a horned helmet.


Examining the sewer pipe with a caterpillar shaped robot.


毛髪より太いって本当かよ

It is true that particles are thicker than air.


ボルト氏が3月にドルトムントでトライアル、サッカー選手転向の第一歩に


スノーデン氏、Android端末をセキュリティ監視ツールに変えるアプリ「Haven」をβリリース

Snowden, security monitoring tool changing app for Android "Haven" has beta release.


プロゲーマー・ウメハラ氏主催の座談会「ゲームと金」レポート。JeSU副会長・浜村弘一氏がプロライセンスの疑問に答えた  みんな麻雀強そうｗグフフとかって笑いそう  多分まともな人は海外のプロチームに入る事になるんでしょ

Professional gamer Umehara hosts symposium "Games and money". Report. Vice president JeSU / Hamamura Hirozaku talk about the professional license problem. They all seem good at mahjong haha. Seems like a laugh. I bet all of the good ones will join professional teams from other countries.


ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる

Billy Harrington died in a traffic accident.


ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる

Billy Herrington died in an automobile accident.


ビリー・ヘリントン氏、交通事故にあって亡くなる


トランプ氏、日本が貿易で「殺人」と非難

Trump, critical of "murder" with Japanese trade.


エルドアン氏 米は「ダーイシュ（ＩＳ）との芝居」を止めよ  （頭おかしいのは）お前じゃい！

Mr. Erdogan, stop "America's drama with the Daesh (IS)". You're not the one (who's crazy)!


トランプ氏「エルサレム首都承認」


民主与党内にも確か苦言呈して辞めさせたのがいたはずなんだよね

In the ruling Democratic Party there was somebody who spoke out and was forced to quit.


民主政権の時は党内の『スリーパーセルｗ』がそういうのを必死に阻止してたし

During  the Democratic Party's regime, those within the party were desperately blocking what was described as the 'sleeper call w'.


「民放解体を狙うだけでなく、首相を応援してくれる番組を期待しているのでは。政権のおごりだ」


A woman was confined in a private residence.


民泊には猛獣でも潜んでるのかよ

Are there beasts lurking in private residences?


民泊監禁：大型バッグ所在不明

Confinement in a private residence: a large bag is missing.


The Democratic Party: Investigating the dissolution of the party.


民進議員は出席してないけどな

No members of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) were present.


民間用は将来そうなると思う


ついちゃってるもんどうのこうの気にするなんてナンセンスやで

Fretting about this and that for your weight is nonsense.


やる気がでない、しごとがすすまない、、また大炎上してる、、おれなにもわるいことしてないのに、俺が炎上させたみたいだ、、  エッチだ…ｗ

I don’t feel like doing anything. I have no motivation to do work. I feel horny again. I am not doing anything wrong but I seem to have made you horny. So racy...


ねずみ  気持ち悪そう  ぺすとになっちゃう

Mice give me the creeps.  They're pests.


リンチすると気持ちがいい。リンチ最高や


おまんこぉ＾～（気さくな挨拶）


The difference in temperature is over 10 degrees.


気軽に握り潰せる芋虫すき


「水のようになるんだ。」


カピバラさんの水中うんこにめげず混浴したい

I still want to in the bath all together


「水が出ない」都内で相次ぐ 府中で零下８．４度  都内で？！うちの糞田舎思いっきり出たから僕のうんこもジェット噴射ですよ

"There's no water." One complaint after another throughout the city. Capital reaches negative 8.4 degrees Celsius, within the city?! I did what I could to leave the shitty rural area, so my poop is a jet spray.


水切りショットか小屋の屋根で弾いてホールインワンとかプロゴルファー猿のレベルじゃね

Like a monkey level professional golfer who gets a hole in one when taking a shot down a drain or on the room of a hut


ただの水に味・香り・色を加えてバーチャル・カクテルに変えるグラス型デバイス「Vocktail」  急におしっこ味にして彼氏を驚かせちゃえ♥

A glass device to turn ordinary water into a virtual cocktail by adding taste, aroma and color  "Vocktail"  Surprise your boyfriend by giving it a pee flavor


ただの水に味・香り・色を加えてバーチャル・カクテルに変えるグラス型デバイス「Vocktail」  かき氷のシロップが基本的に同じ味で、色と香料だけ違うという話があったが  これは味すら……  ものすごく試してみたい

Just by adding flavor, smell and color to normal water, a virtual cocktail is made in a glass device called a "vocktail." I heard that it has fundamentally the same taste as shaved ice syrup and that only the color and smell are different but this says that the taste is different. I really wanna try it.


I wanna hug the little girl wearing the school swimsuit.


The duty of bringing water is dangerous.


水戸市とべったりのアイドルグループ解散！ 未成年メンバーへの“セクハラ＆飲酒強要”原因か。5年間で23人ものメンバーが卒業・脱退。  水戸→納豆→べったり

Idol group closely associated with Mito City dissolves! Was the cause "sexual harassment and coercion to drink" for underage members? In a 5 year period 23 members left the group. Mito → Natto → closely associated (lit. sticky)


水族館に「いぬダイバー」登場


水樹奈々が切り拓いた『紅白』声優枠が消滅した理由――μ'sが2年前に犯した失態  水樹奈々は歌手として売り上げが(他の声優に比べると)段違いだっただろ？   ラブライブも10万枚売ってたし   他はそこまででもないからじゃねえの

The reason why Mizuki Nana's "Kohaku" voice acting restriction has been terminated  The failure committed by μ's two years ago  Mizuki Nana was the singer and there was a huge difference in sales (compared to other voice actors) wasn't there?  Love Live also sold 100,000 copies  Others haven't gone that far, so it can't be


あー水かお湯しか飲めない

Ah, I can only drink cold water or hot water.


It's because the water constricts the noodles.


Riverside areas, lakes and rivers accumulate radioactive cesium.


水郷 湖沼や河川にたまる放射性セシウム 本紙が３回目の独自調査  マダマダこのへんの水底で採れたモノを食えるレベルじゃないが  思ったよりも早く減り始めているな  上流から供給されて、もうしばらく減らないかと思った

Waterfront area, radioactive cesium collects in lakes and rivers. Third independent study. The things harvested from the river bottom are still not at the level they should be eaten, but it has begun to decrease faster than expected. With what is coming in from upstream I thought it wouldn't start to decrease for a while.


氷上の広末涼子（命名俺） vs メガネ先輩  灰皿ウンコ！   自分的には氷上の水卜麻美アナ

Ryoko Hirosue on ice (named by me) vs Glasses Senior  Ashtray poop!  As for someone like me, it's announcer Asami Miura on ice


永世七冠達成してやり尽くした？

Did he get burnt out after achieving the title of Lifetime Ryūō?


永獄の封印()に囚われるがいい


Cat juice [r/thisismylifenow]  Cats are liquid


Nekojiru [r/thisismylifenow] There used to be a manga called Nekojiru.


グッズ求め女性３人転倒、負傷

Three women fell asking for goods, injury.


汗冷えで夏風邪引く事も多いよな

I guess a lot of people catch cold in the summer when their sweat freezes.


レビュー汚染は買う気なくなって逆効果だゾ

Fake reviews make me not want to buy an item, they have the opposite effect.


汚物を被る汚物を汚物の巣窟から汚物扱いする汚物を余裕の目で汚物のように見下す汚物の俺氏参上

Putting trash on the head of trash and treating it like trash looking down on the surplus of trash calling on Mr. trash.


汝臣民飢えて死ねを地で行くような真似すなやダボ

Don't do stupid things like this that are feasting on the citizenry.


The payment is settled just by placing your hand.


コインチェック、ビットコイン決済サービスも停止

Coincheck, Bitcoin payment services have stopped.


決着をつけよう。あなたはどこまでマヨネーズを許せる？  揚げバターは許されたのか？

Let's settle this.  How far will you let mayonnaise go?  Has fried butter been approved?


決着をつけよう。あなたはどこまでマヨネーズを許せる？  肉じゃがとかカレーとか汁っ気が多い物には無理がある

Settle a dispute. What types of things can mayonnaise go on? Things like meat and potato stew or curry or other things that have a lot of liquid in them are unreasonable.


決裁文書のコピー提示へ 森友問題、自民と民進が合意  マイナーバージョン違いならぎょうさんあるでー

Moritomo issue: LDP and Democratic Party agree to have copy of sanction letter submitted. If you want to talk about "minor differences" in each version, there are tons of them.


カップめんのスープにからあげ沈めて喰うのが好きです

I like putting deep fried food in the soup of my cup of noodles when I eat it.


Silence leads to getting ahead and money.


沐浴する少女が見たくてこのスレ開いたの！

I opened this thread because I wanted to see girls bathing!


沖縄中傷にも苦しむ 基地そばの学校「動かせばいい」  FF8かよ

Difficulty with slander in Okinawa. School near army base. "Just move it." Is this FF8?


沖縄の名護市長選、自公系の渡具知武豊当選確実

Okinawa Nago City election, Liberal Democratic / Komeito candidate Toguchi Taketoyo sure to win.


沖縄・宜野湾の保育園に米軍の航空機からの落下物か

Gino Bay, Okinawa:  Was it a falling object from a US military aircraft at the kindergarten.


沖縄ヘイトの我那覇真子などネトウヨ女性陣におだてられ信じがたい暴言も

Okinawa Hate's Mahako Naha and others were devastated by the female members of the Netouyo and their unrecoverable verbal abuse was revealed.


沖縄 普天間基地隣接の小学校に落下物 児童１人が軽傷 | NHKニュース  じゃあ木が付いてたら木人拳なのかよ

Okinawa. Item falls into elementary school near Futenma base. One child suffers minor injuries | NHK News. So if there was a tree, would it be like Wooden Men?


沖縄 普天間基地隣接の小学校に落下物 児童１人が軽傷 | NHKニュース  なるほど  誤認識だった

Okinawa  Falling objects at elementary school adjacent to Futenma base, one child with minor injuries | NHK News  I see  It was a misrecognition


沖縄の激ヤバ昔話！ムーチーの由来を子供に話せないんですけど！ひーじゃー通信  あたまおかしい   妹のまんこに驚いて死んだ鬼いちゃんの事を思うと夜も眠れない

Okinawa's violent legend! I can not tell the child the origin of Mu Qi! but Hi Jaa's story, his mind is strange. I can't sleep at night when I think about the demon that surprisingly died in the girls vagina.


沖縄の激ヤバ昔話！ムーチーの由来を子供に話せないんですけど！ひーじゃー通信  モチを食う風習は残ったのに美少女の妹が兄にまんこ見せる風習が残ってないのはおかしい！（真顔）

Okinawa's extreme old tale! I cannot tell my children about the origin of Muchi! It is funny though that the customs to eat rice cakes still remain, but the custom of a young beautiful girl showing off her vagina to her elder brother does not remain! (serious look)


沖縄県警「取り締まり強化するほど増える」

Okinawa Prefectural Police "The more we clamp down the more there are."


沖縄県警「取り締まり強化するほど増える」

Okinawa Prefectural Police "The more we crack down the more arrests go up."


ノムさん、沙知代さんの経歴「１００％全部嘘でした。俺に全部嘘を言っていた」  管理者に凍結されたりしないのかこれ笑

Mr. Nom, Shi Tomoyo's biography "It was 100% all lies. I was lying to everyone." Will the administrator freeze it? Lol this


河野外相が入院 尿管結石症治療のため  もし、空港で待つのが云々とかいうのが、本当の理由は"結石が辛いから早く移動したい…"とかだったなら、   安倍ちゃんが"国難"言ってるのとなんか同じ様な…      持病が辛い・大変なのは分かるけどね…

Foreign minister Kono entered hospital for treatment of urinary tract stones.  So if you see him at the airport wanting to move quickly, its because his stones are painful,  not because Abe has called a National Crisis.  We know that being sick is painful.


河野外相「ペンス副大統領が言った"talk"は『対話』ではなく『接触』と訳すべき」  トークは会話と習ったな

Foreign Minister Kono "Vice President Pence says 'talk' should be interpreted as 'contact' rather than 'dialogue'"  Learned that talk means conversation, huh


河野外相：「日本外交は危機に直面」中国念頭に懸念

Foreign Affairs Minister Kano: 'Japan is facing a crisis of diplomacy' Concerned about what is going on in China?


河野太郎外相の「専用機おねだり」報道にツイッターでは「#河野太郎専用機」タグが過熱  桜花があって笑った

Coverage on Foreign Minister Taro Kono's "Personal Airplane pestering" tag on twitter "#河野太郎専用機" is blowing up, there was a cherry blossom and I laughed


河野太郎政権誕生の現実味 小泉純一郎は「大化けするかも…」  容姿を貶すのはNG   他の人も書いてるが、こいつの場合は幾度も反原発を唱えている自民党唯一の良心ヅラからのﾃﾉﾋﾗｸﾙｰという**まさに自民**という特徴を持ってる訳だし

A sense of reality for the birth of the Kouno Tarou administration. Koizummi Junichirou "might transform..."  Criticizing someone's appearance is unacceptable. Others have written this as well, but while the Liberal Democratic Party has countless times talked about being against nuclear power, he is the one person who has acted as their conscience and made change ** truly the Liberal Democratic Party ** with that characteristic


As expected, there is no cure for trash like that.


Do you know what the government said on the next morning after the “Tokyo Air Raids”?


沼津ナンバーが嫌だから伊豆ナンバー爆誕したわけで

They couldn't stand the Numazu Number, so out of nowhere they started the Izu Number.


法は人権の為に 被害者になる女性の視点に立った当たり前の法律がやっとスウェーデンで成立 性行為に及ぶ前に男は女性から明確な同意を得ることを義務付ける法案を承認 明確な同意を得なかった場合、男は双方の合意によるセックスの場合であっても強姦罪に問われる  明確な同意をしている映像を撮れれば強姦し放題ってこと？むしろ女性に不利な法律じゃないのコレ

The law protects human rights.  In Sweden, a law has been established that takes into account the viewpoint of women who become victims.  The law puts the onus on men to get clear agreement from the woman before sexual intercourse.  If there is not a clear agreement, then the man can be charged with rape even if the sex was consensual. If you take a photo of the agreement then does that mean you can rape as much as you like? That law doesn't really advantage women.


(ピコーン)法人税が減った分は消費税で賄えばええんや！

(Picorn) The proportion of corporation tax paid declined as consumption tax replaced it.


法令を100％遵守してる企業を探すほうが苦労しそう

It's hard to find any that comply totally with the law.


The court wants to distance themselves from inconvenient things.


法案を通した自民党、公明党その他の全議員を雇い止めにしろ

The Liberal Democrats, the Komeito and other parties in the Diet use the Act to stop employment.


メルカリ法規制、当面見守る方針

Mercari regulation, plan to pay close attention.


泡の帽子  かわえかわえ


泡風呂  これは子供喜ぶわ


波平は痴呆症、フネはガンで寝たきり

Maybe  a Sasae, where Naminohira and Fune are both in care.


泣くないでくださいヽ(；▽；)ノ


泣いている顔が一番かわいい女神

This goddess is cutest when she's crying.


メルカリ「泥棒市場じゃないですから」


泥棒政治や法匪が蔓延り金持ちがより優遇される社会には夢も希望もない

There are no dreams or hope for a society that that favorably treats kleptocracy and people that take advantage of legal loopholes that have become exceedingly rich.


If there are too many items on the touch panel you can't make a decision.


など注記した方が誤解がないように思う

Those who annotated the draft could not find any errors.


泰明小、2月以降で3人が入学辞退「学校の教育方針に同意できない」  学区制なくそうぜ

Three students have been declined admission at Yasuaki Primary School since February.  'They could not agree with the school's education policy'. Lets abolish the district school system.


洋上で幼女を養生  早朝の幼女で用所

Raising a young girl at sea; The place of a young girl in the early morning


洋裁専門学校所属、キミヱ95歳、女子校生です

At a dressmaking vocational school, Kimiヱ is a 95 year old female student.


みんなアナル洗浄どうしてる？あるあるアナル絵日記  んなことやっているから出禁になるんだよアホ

Why is everyone doing an anal rinse? People are making anal picture diaries and getting banned. Morons.


しきぶとん洗濯したの  もっとこうアルカリーン性ソリュシーョンとか界面活性エーヅェントとかのサイエソスをアプうイなどしてなんとかあれこれしたい

I washed my futon. I want to apply the science of surfactants agents and acidic solutions. I want to do this and that.


「１５・１Ｍ」津波の高さ伝える看板、撤去へ  まあ工事だししゃーない     しかし民間や国で他の場所に移すくらいはした方がいいだろうに

'15.1m' Tsunami Height Signboard Removed. Well, it was just there during construction, but I think it would be better if someone, government or private individual, moved it to somewhere else.


「１５・１Ｍ」津波の高さ伝える看板、撤去へ  いやそれこそ残せよ

15 Meter and 1 Meter Signs Communicating the Height of Tsunami to be Removed  No, leave them!


津田大介「国家による悪用で後退するネットの自由度」  嘘を嘘であると見抜けない人にはインターネットは難しい、のが昔。  今は一歩進んで、嘘が本当であると心から信じ込めない人にはインターネットは難しい。  多数派と少数派が逆転しましたとさ。

Tsuda Daisuke 「The freedom of the internet that retreats due to misuse by the state」The internet is hard to use by people who cannot tell that a lie is a lie, is the past.  Now we have moved forward, and now it is hard for people who cannot believe that a lie is true to use the internet.


ストリートファイターシリーズで活躍するプロゲーマー・ももち選手がプロゲーマーのライセンス制度についての意見を表明  FPSのプロはtas見る感じで反射神経含め色々と凄いと思う

Street Fighter player and professional gamer Momochi shares his views on the professional gamer license system  Watching FPS pros feels like watching a TAS, I think their reflexes are amazing


【コインチェック流出】北朝鮮サイバー部隊関与の可能性も、海外で核ミサイル開発資金稼ぎ  エンゲル係数が上がったのも北朝鮮のせい 森加計も北朝鮮のせい

【CoinCheck Leak】North Korean Cyber unit might be involved. Earning fund to develop nuclear missile. The increase of Engel index is because of North Korea. Mori Kakei is because of North Korea.


「流石お兄様」とネタ抜きで言うとも思わなかった

I didn't think I'd be saying, "I'd expect nothing less of big brother" without a specific reason.


流行に後から乗るような奴はダメでしょ

Following along after something becomes popular is no good.


ブルゾンもひふみんも…流行語大賞授賞式の欠席者続出はネトウヨの炎上攻撃のせい？

First Blouson then Hifumin... Are the absentees at the Popular Phrase Award Ceremony due to attacks from online right wingers?


フィギュアスケートの浅田真央さん、最終的な夢「山に出て狩りをしてイノシシとかをさばいたり…」にネット騒然  虫嫌いで魚も捌けない俺には絶対無理な生活だからこそ憧れるわ  この子ならやってくれそう！という何かがあるな。織田も連れて行け

The figure skater, Ms. Mao Asada, confused the internet saying that her final dream is to "Go to the mountains and hunt and cook stuff like boar." To someone like me who hates insects and fish, I'm attracted to this precisely because It would be an impossible lifestyle for me. This woman is willing to do that! There's something to that. Take Oda with you!


浅略に原発を止めたせいで費用が電気料金に転嫁され庶民を圧迫する結果に

It's a pretty bad strategy to have higher electricity costs pushed on people because a nuclear plant has closed down.


というか浅野いにおだったの

Actually, I just realized his name is Asano Inio.


浜辺美波が“賭け狂う”！ 「賭ケグルイ」 実写ドラマ化！ 主演キャスト決定！  賭の字だけカタカナじゃないのがなんかモヤっとする

Hamabe Minami is a "compulsive gambler"! "Kakegurui – Compulsive Gambler" being made into a live action TV drama! Main cast set! It kind of bugs me how in the title the "賭" isn't the only part not written in katakana.


浮気したことある人への質問

Questions to people who have cheated in a relationship.


浮気したことある人への質問  勿論日本でも普通ではない…   只明治迄は多妻制が認められていた訳だし、国民の大多数がキリスト教とかイスラム教という訳ではないので、貞操観念が少し薄いのかも。   イスラムは多妻制だけど、知り合いの人は結婚するまで女性に触れないって事で普通のマッサージ受けるのにもわざわざ男性を指名していたが、そういう宗教的厳格さが無いせいかもしれない。

Here is a question for people that have \\ncheated (on their spouse or sweetheart). \\n\\nOf coarse it is not common in Japan either. However, polygamy was recognized in the Meiji Period. Most Japanese people are not Christian or Islamic so the chastity issue might be a little looser. Islam is polygamous but one cannot touch a female until marriage. Even when having a massage, a Muslim will ask for a male. Japan does not have that kind of a strict religious mindset.


こんな浮気野郎に懸想される灰色さんが可愛そう

I feel sorry for Ms. Gray falling in love with a cheater like this.


浴場泡だらけ、少年２人を逮捕  ワイ「きっと8歳の小学生とかやろな～リンク先見たろ」   無事死亡

Covered in soap, two young boys arrested. Whoa. "There must have been an 8 year old elementary student or something, I saw the link." Failure as expected.


Was the soldier under the influence of alcohol?


ということで海外LLLerは日本語を学ぶだけでなく英語を教えるべき

So foreign LLLers shouldn't just learn Japanese but they should also teach English.


海外LLLerは私たちに英語を懇切丁寧に教えるべき

LLLers should be more patient and understanding in teaching us English.


『ソードアート・オンライン フェイタル・バレット』海外レビュー  やっぱクソゲだったのか

"Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet" foreign reviews. As expected, it's a trash game.


海外は一部版権キャラのDLCが使えないぐらいだと思う

I think overseas, you can't use the DLC of some copyrighted characters.


Another overseas business trip, goddamnit.


海外では原爆もメルトダウンも経験してるのに学ばないアホ日本と思われてそう

Perhaps people outside the country are thinking that Japan is stupid for not having learned from the experiences in atomic bombs and meltdowns.


『ソードアート・オンライン フェイタル・バレット』海外レビュー  多くが"原作ファンを否定しないようにどうヒドいデキに言及するか?"の回答例みたい   レビューすんのもたいへんだな

Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet released overseas. Many interested in whether they will mention the abysmal quality while not denigrating fans of the original. This one is gonna be tough to write a review for, eh?


海外から失礼します。プロ愛国者たちは朝日新聞をフェイクニュース扱いしながら廃刊をネットで求めているのに、なぜそんなに嫌いな朝日新聞の前に抗議しないんでしょうか？  ご自分で答えにたどり着いてるじゃないですか。  彼らは素人ではなくて｢プロ｣ですから。思想で動いてないって言えば分かります?  紅衛兵のふりしてますけど紅衛兵じゃないんですよ。

Excuse me from overseas. Professional patriots who call the Asahi Shimbun fake news and use the internet to seek its abolition, why don't you protest in front of the Asahi Shimbun if you hate it so much? Did you arrive at the answer yourself? It's because they're not amateurs, but "pros". With their ideology, if they say it's not moving, do you understand? They pretend to be a Red Guard, but they are not a Red Guard.


もっと海外のサブレに書き込んでみようと思ったんだけど家電モランが限界だった

I was thinking of writing more on foreign shortbread,  but Molang appliances are the limit.


Hey, write us up a report on the brothels overseas, thanks!


Be careful of flooding and strong winds.


消したサブミとかレスってMODなら「あっこいつ消しやがった」って確認できるの？  別サブレだけど書き込みを一度消しても「削除されたもの」って表記で残り、その状態がMODには見えてて、  そこからもう一度「削除」を選ばないと完全消滅しなかった  なお二回目の削除の項目はMODにしか出ない模様  ここがそうなのかは知らん

Is it possible to check that erased submi or response are "Oh this guy erased" if it is MOD? Even if one erase the writing once, it remains in the notation of "erased", the state is visible to MOD, and if I do not choose "delete" again from that it does not completely disappear Seems the second stage process of deletion appears only in MOD. I do not know if this platform is same


\\nCan MOD check whether erased submieces or lesbies are really 'erased products'. Even if the writing is erased once from another Sabure, and 'erased product' is written on the surface, MOD will see this, and if they don't once again choose 'delete' then it will not all be erased.The second time  it is deleted, the pattern will only be from the MOD. I don't know whether this is the case.


「テレビから消えて」 さかなクン、一部ネット上の批判にショック 胸中を明かす  さかなクンさんディスるとか頭わいてんのかよ   テレビなんか出なくたって普通にやりたいこと、するべきことがありそうだけど   一緒に並んで映ってる無芸人と違ってな

“Disappear from the TV. Mr. Fish is shocked with a portion of the criticism on the internet. My head goes crazy when disrespecting Mr. Fish, whom I have opened my heart to. There seems to be things I want to do and should do without getting on the TV. I am different from a common person that takes pictures standing together.


ダイエー消えてもドムドムは不滅。6年ぶり新規出店で復活目指す  ドムドムだったら上手くいくドムドム

Even if Daiei goes away DOMDOM cannot be destroyed. Plan for first new location in six years. If it's DOMDOM they can pull it off. DOMDOM


イベントでそれなりに消費するだろうから次失敗しない為の教訓って事で

ダイヤ was a little wasteful, but it's not like it will rot, and it will probably be expended at events and whatnot, so let's take it as a lesson so as to avoid failure next time.


消費者心理、４カ月ぶり悪化 野菜値上がり影響 ２９年１２月消費動向調査  ４カ月ぶり？俺日々悪化中

Consumer mentality, deteriorating for the first time in 4 months  The effect of vegetable prices rising December 2017 consumer trend survey  First time in 4 months? I'm deteriorating every day


消費者心理、４カ月ぶり悪化 野菜値上がり影響 ２９年１２月消費動向調査  葉物が壊滅状態だよ。季節で安くなってる白菜くらいしか最近買った記憶がない

Consumers' state of mind worsens for the first time in 4 months. Increasing prices of vegetables have an effect. December 2017 consumption trend investigation. Leafy greens are getting destroyed. In recent memory I've only bought napa cabbage on seasonal sale.


アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ 2014年には900gあった模様  以後アリエーナイ禁止

Possible liquid refill. Placing in new package. It changed from 770 grams to 720 grams. In 2014 it changed to 900 grams. It became an unthinkable restriction.


アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ 2014年には900gあった模様  袋パンパンとかポテチかよ

The new package of Ariere liquid refill went from 770g to 720 g. It seems that it was 900g in 2014. It is like a bag of potato chips?


アリエール液体詰め替え新パッケージになり770gから720gへ

Ariel liquid now in a new package; 720g instead of 770g.


Confused women's slopestyle snowboarders.


清楚系委員長ガチ恋勢なんだよなぁ…

I'm straight up in love with the committee member, she's so pure.


清楚系委員長ガチ恋勢なんだよなぁ…  世はまさにVtuber戦国時代

I'm seriously in love with the proper class representative... We live in the Warring Vtubers Period


清水建設執行役員、福島第一原発の除染作業員を使って実家の草むしりをさせる。事実認め辞任  何重抜きもされてること考えるとますます何も言えねえ上級国民案件

Shimizu Corporation executive, Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant decontamination worker made to cut grass at private home. Acknowledges situation and resigns. I'm more and more at a loss for words with how much the elite class failed to think this through.


清水あいり、舞台演出家の竹内忠宜のレイプを告白

Airi Shimizu confesses to the rape of theatre director Tadanori Takeuchi.


清水めいりを誘った声優が匿名で竹内忠宜のレイプを告白


渋谷駅前で「フリーおっぱい」服の上から「胸を揉ませる行為」は罪に問われる？

Is it illegal to rub against breasts in  revealing tops, as seen in front of Shibuya Station?


ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人

Decreasing and increasing numbers of game users.


ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人

Game users decreasing and game users increasing.


ゲームユーザーを減らす人と増やす人 匿名コミュニティの功罪  そういやHSはエアプレイ勢とかいたなぁ   無料ゲーで誰でもプレイできるのに、   存在がかなり謎だった

People who decrease and people who increase game users  The pros and cons of an anonymous community  Now that I think of it, HS had Airplay Influence and so on  With free games everyone can play  Their existence was quite the mystery


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Those who increase reduce game users, and those who increase them.  The advantages and disadvantages of an anonymous community.\\n\\n[picture]\\n\\nThose guys have been deleted!\\n\\n[picture]


ネットにあふれる「トレンドブログ」 フェイクニュースの温床に  唐沢貴洋ってスパムブログ乱立させてた過去をどう思ってるんだろ

Internet overflowing with "Trend Blogs"  A hotbed for fake news  What do you think of the ones crowding around Karasawa Takahiro in the past?


That is not a little girl, but hot water.


あわら温泉キャンセル１万１千人超

The Awara hot spring cancellation surpasses 11,000 people.


湖沼や河川にたまる放射性セシウム

This paper conducts its own research for the third time.


湖の漁協は当日獲れたぶんのワカサギとかを市場に出すのやめて、油がなくなるまで休漁するとか別記事で見たよ

I read on other article that they will stop fishing until the oil clears out.


ヤニカス、満員電車の中で葉巻を吸って追い出される

ヤニカス, smoking a cigar on a fully booked train and getting chased out of the train.


満員電車だから仕方なく人を押しのけたらチンコ擦り付けたみたいになって痴漢を見る目で見られた  ほら勃起してないでしょって見せれば解決

The train was crowded with people and had no free space. I therefore pushed my way inside. When I did that, I rubbed my penis into someone and people looked at me as if I was a molester. The problem could be solved by showing that I do not have an erection.


満月の夜は運転に注意を！

Be careful driving on the night of a full moon!


I am enthusiastic about experiencing my real offline life.


やっぱ溢れる生命力に惹かれるんよ男は

As expected, men are drawn to the overflowing life force.


溶岩にのみ込まれたカメラ、撮影を続けていた… 迫りくる溶岩、燃え出すカメラ、そこに写っていたのは？  溶岩って結構綺麗

I continued shooting the camera shot of only lave....the roaring of the lava, the burning of the camera, what was there? Lava is unexpectedly beautiful.


あったかみるくにハチミツ溶かした飲み物おいちい…

Delicious warm milky and melted honey drinks.


溺れた鳥🐔を助けてあげるオランウータン


滋賀県警：未解決４００事件の書類誤廃棄

Shiga police department found to have disposed of documents for 400 unsolved cases.


漂着した“黒くて長い何か”に住民怯える  Nereocystis というらしい  生息地は北米西岸とのこと  現地では海草を食わないので、アルギン酸やヨードを採るのに使われている  カジメ等に近いレッソニア科という事なので、食える可能性は高いと思う

Washing ashore a "long balck something" terrifies residents. I hear it's called Nereocystis. It's habitat is on the west coast of America and you can't actually eat it when you find it, it's used for its alginic acid and iodine. Since it is close to brown alga species lessoniaceae I think that the chances of it being edible are high.


ﾋｯﾋｯﾋｯ・・・漏れてる漏れてる


どこかで演技として伝わっちゃうような気がするんだよね

I feel like you can act and transmit fake feelings anywhere.


おなにーで漢字れば良いんだよ

Would be great if you could study with masturbation.


「ミレニアル」のニを漢数字の2に誤字しているサイトが多数発見される ロイターやニューズウィークなど大手マスコミでも  力とカ  口とロみたいなもん？

[Millennial]  Sites that misrepresent the Chinese character ニ as 2 are increasing. Including big name media companies like Reuters and Newsweek. Its like  mistaking  力 (power) with カ (KA), and  口 (mouth) with  ロ (RO).


To keep things quiet, I'll get a unicycle.


漫才のネタなんか未だに忘れられない


Darn you for having boobs like you're from a manga.


漫画やすしを制作して大興奮

Makes manga of Yaushi, generates excitement.


なにこの漫画…  勢いだけ考えてる漫画だ

What is this comic... this only concentrates on momentum


漫☆画太郎版星の王子様、突然社会派マンガになる  画太郎はどうでもいいとして、るろうに剣心の作者がロリポルノの動画所持で捕まっててワロタ

Dear Prince of Tarou Manga,\\nI couldn’t care less about Tarou Manga that suddenly becomes society’s manga. The writer of Rurou Ni Kenshin was arrested for possessing child pornography. I laughed.


エロロリ漫画家めざすぞー！


ウェブ漫画家さんの単行本製作や販促に関する作業は無報酬らしい…

It seems like work related to creation of books and promotion for web manga artists is unpaid... Conversely, for print manga artists even if you buy the ebook version of their books in some cases they don't get any royalties.


漫画家田中圭一さん "民主党政権のころだったと思うけど、尖閣諸島に近づいた中国の漁船と海保の船が接触した一件を「コツンと当たっただけ」と言い、福島原発のメルトダウンを長期間国民に隠していたけど、マスコミは「総理は辞職すべき」って言わなかった。つまり、あれらって森友問題より些細なことだったのか･･･"  息抜きってか仕事ない暇つぶしってか…   この手の炎上芸で注目される創作業の人　『あー昔いたねぇ！』　って人が   多い

Manga artists Tanaka Keiichi "I think it was during the Democratic Party administration, but when a Chinese fishing boat and a Japan Coast Guard boat came into contact near the Senkaku Islands it was "just a small tap", and even though the Fukushima nuclear meltdown was hidden from the people for a long time, the media did not say, "The prime minister should resign". In other words, were those things less important than the Moritomo Problem... Taking a break, or maybe killing time for those with no work to do... Creators watched for taking people down with these methods. A lot of people say, "Ah, there were people like that in the past!"


漫画家・畑健二郎氏と声優・浅野真澄が結婚

Manga artist Hata Kenjiro and voice actress Asano Masumi get married.


漫画村が潰れても、買い叩かれてる実態は変わらないのか

Even if the manga village collapses, the fact that it is being bought does not change.


漫画村の煽りレベル高すぎ問題  いかにも驚いているけどこのような輩は昔からいた  昔のmegauploadもFBIに突入されるまで人々を煽っていた

The problem of Manga Mura's level of influence being too high  I'm surprised, but such a group has been here since long ago  The old megaupload was also shaking things up until the FBI took it over


漫画村がどうこう言う前に、お前ら漫画家はちゃんと権利持ってるかい？

Before Manga village says anything, do you have a proper cartoonist?


エロ漫画の流行生み出し力は異常

The power to give birth to adult themed manga is strange.


漫画版デビルマンリメイク「Devilman crybaby」  あんだけ印象に残っているのに全5巻53話。 カルピス原液一気飲み。

Devilman manga remake "Devilman crybaby" left such a huge impression, but only has 5 volumes and 53 chapters. Drinking Calpis concentrate in one go


漫画も音楽も「ネットなら無料」の若者たち  この記事構成なんも考えてないバイトのクソ記事と思う。  宣伝するから無料で泊まらせてと言った子が問題になってる。そんな無料が当たり前の世の中だから違法アップロードサイトを探し求める子供と大人が後をたたなくなってる。ちなみに冒頭のYouTuberが問題だったのは、先方への敬意が感じられなかった点だ。大人は子供にコンテンツの価値について教育してあげなきゃいけない。  なんの話してんのこいつ。（部分部分はわかるけど前後の繋がりよくわからん。）

Young people are getting cartoons and music free from the net.  This article is a piece of crap written by an unthinking part timer.  The way it is written makes it seem as if letting kids get things free is the problem.  In this day and age children and adults search for illegal upload sites and download from them as a matter of course.  The problem with the first You Tubers was their lack of respect for others.  Adults have to teach children about the value of content.  What is this guy talking about?  I understand bits of it, but not how it hangs together.


There is going to be a steep price fluctuation.


瀬戸内寂聴を支える、おちゃめな29歳秘書。寝起きに下着を見せて「かわいいでしょ？」

Supporting Jakuchō Seto, a playful 29 year old secretary shows off her underwear to the waking Seto, saying "It's cure, isn't it?"


瀬戸康史の女装姿に「かわいすぎる」「進化した」と絶賛の声  ひらけない。。。

Koji Seto's look in women's clothings received rave reviews such as 「This is too cute」「This is a revolution」I can't open。\\n。。


瀬戸康史の見せ場「たおやかに受け止める」

Role as parent of Kuranosuke, Seto Koji highlight scene with "graceful acceptance".


アパート火事、バケツリレーをしていた男性が倒れて死亡

A man that was participating in a bucket relay at an apartment fire died.


『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々


『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々

'Firebird' Lots of people suddenly all talking about this fucking bird.


『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  ここまで漫画で上位に入る 糞女(悪女)であろう   メーテル無し

People who touched suddenly about the fucking bird of "fire bird" I might be a bad woman who is going to be a high ranking manga up. No Metel.


『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  火の鳥は宇宙意志やで   人間の善悪は通用せんのですわ

People are all of the sudden talking about the shitty bird in "Phoenix" but the Phoenix is up to the  will of the universe and the humans idea of good and evil will not work.


『火の鳥』のクソ鳥っぷりについて突如語り出した人々  「この種を食い殺せ！」ってか

People who've suddenly taken to rambling about the crappy depiction of a bird in the "Phoenix" manga. "Let's eat this species alive!" they seem to be saying.\\n


灯台カード、現地で集めて 海保、洋式建設１５０周年企画 道内１０基以上対象か  　↑   土台

Lighthouse card, collecting on site, maritime insurance, 150 year anniversary since the  western style construction 10 or more subjects are available within Hokkaido 　↑ Base


灰インフル  え？淫フル？


トゥンル ルンル ルンル るんるんと トゥルルルン  灰色さんは？

Toodle oodle oodle oo, pompotty pom pom.  Mr Grey?\\n\\n


『灰色落とす』と心の中で思ったならッ!

When you think that you want to "remove gray"!


災害には強いが、貧困には弱い  耳が腐りそうよ

Strong from a fire, weak from poverty, ears appear rotting.


炎上弁護士、「死ね」と言ってきた少年たちに会いに行く どうして僕のことが嫌いなんですか？(唐澤貴洋)  まぁ彼はマヌケな悪徳弁護士だ、故にオモチャにされた  しかしメディア露出など最近の動きを見ていると、そのオモチャにされることすら商売に利用してるんじゃないかと思える  いくらマヌケでも悪党と悪ガキには天と地の差があるわな

Controversial lawyer meets boys who told him to "go die." Why don't you like me? (Takahiro Karasawa). Well he is a dumb, crooked lawyer, and was played like a toy. But looking at his appearances in the media lately, he uses being played like a toy as a selling point. Even if he's dumb, there's a world of difference between a villain and rascals.


それも炎上しかけた途端、当事バーにいた女子高生とその母親から即援護射撃が飛んでくる始末

Just as this started to go to flames, I received supporting fire from a regular high school customer at the bar and her mother.


ビーマニやる為にお家を早く出る。えらい

In order to do Bemani, I left my house early.


ここまでオマンゲマンゲ無し


無人島で魚じゃなくて男釣ってどうするんだ…

What are you going to do on a remote island by fishing for men and not fish...


無修正で発売直後に消された「Virtual Reality Girls」、水着を着せて復活 経緯はレビューが詳しい  めっちゃ追記してる変態いてワロタ

"Virtual Reality Girls", which was removed immediately after being released uncensored, has been brought back with the girls wearing swimsuits. For the full story see the review. Some perverts really tack on the information hahaha.


マジかよ！無償労働してるネトサポもいるんですよ！

There are internet supporters who are working for free!


無効試合連発、計量12.7キロオーバー

Invalidating several continuous matches, she's about 12.7 kilos over weight.


「無差別殺人を起こします」ネット掲示板に書き込んだ24歳会社員の男逮捕

A 24 year old company employee who posted "I'm going to go on a killing spree" on an Internet bulletin board was apprehended.


無差別送金でマーキング拡散作戦か

Indiscriminate money sending marking diffusion strategy?


ここまであからさまなのは無いと思う


無料ホームページの@PAGESが2月28日(水) 17:00にサービス終了  atwiki騒動で死んだサイト群

@PAGES the free website ends its service at 17:00 wed, February 28th.  one of the websites that dies due to the atwiki controversy


すでにフレンズも、これからフレンズも! アニメ「けものフレンズ」が無料で全話順次配信中～配信は3月31日(土)までの予定  2話見ようと思ったけどCM長すぎてやめた

'Friends' now, and always.  All serial episodes of the animation 'Friends of the beast' will be broadcast free of charge.  Broadcasts will take place until Sat. 31 March. I wanted to see the 2nd episode, but gave up.  Too many ads.


おっぱい  無料家庭教師いきたい

Boobs  I want to go to a free home tutor


ライスおかわり無料の店減りすぎ問題

The sharp decline in the number of restaurants that offer free refills on rice is a problem.


ここで無料ダウンロード教えてもらってから


無期限活動休止の藍井エイル、今春から活動再開へ 新曲「約束」を発表  夏でも長袖のひと？

Eir Aoi, who has been inactive for all enternity announces that she will resume activity from this spring with her new song "Yakusoku". Wearing a long sleeve even in summer?


無理というのはですね、嘘つきの言葉なんです（意味深）

... (This is impossible...) "Impossible" is a word for lying (deep meaning)


もう無理、心臓バックバクで全然眠れん

I can't take it anymore, my heart is pounding and I can't sleep at all.


ぼく、無理やり脱がせたアリナパイセンの下着を口に突っ込む

Me, stuffing the undergarments that I took off of Alina Paisen into my mouth.


“無礼すぎる”フジテレビに「作家NG」が止まらない！ 佐藤秀峰、池井戸潤に続き、万城目学まで……  テレビNG！

Fuji TV is "ignoring too much" and the "bad writers" won't stop! Satou Shuuhou, Ikeido Jun, and even Makime Manabu... TV is bad!


そこらの無職とかバイトとかとくっ付くよりはマシだよな

It's better than being unemployed or having a part time job or something.


なぜ無能な人は「自分最高」と思うのかをムービーでわかりやすく解説

This movie makes it easy to understand why useless people think so much of themselves.


Incompetent, incompetent, and incompetent.


無限退行するからすべての知性は外注である

Endless regression will happen so all intelligence is outsourced.


やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  ちゃむいからシコシコでがまんする

I didn't have anything to do so I was looking up information about Tobita Shinchi and I got this feeling that I have to go but I'm scared to go alone  it's cold so I'm going to make do with jerking off


やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  朝行ったことあるけど、店全部閉まってて女の子見られなかった（当たり前）   飛田新地より信太山新地の方が安くて女の子もいいと聞いたことある

Because I had nothing to do, I investigated a lot about Tobita Shinchi and I got motivated to the point I really had to go but I'm scared to go by myself I've been there alone in the morning but all the stores were closed and I couldn't see the girls (naturally) I've also heard that Shinodayama Shinchi is cheaper and the girls are also good compared to Tobita Shinchi


やること無いから飛田新地について色々調べてたらもう行くしか無いというモチベになったけど一人で行くのこわい  遠い

Because there's nothing to do, I looked up various things about Tobita Shinchi and became motivated to go, but going alone is scary  It's far


焦点：中国が台湾の「頭脳流出」加速、若者に起業支援攻勢  (タバコ吸いてぇ)

Focus: China causes "brain drain" to accelerate in Taiwan, pushing entrepreneurship support for young people (smoking cigarettes)


焦点：日本株は主要国最弱に転落、円高懸念も再浮上  そのどちらも自衛策だと思うよ。  人口が減少し円を使う人が減り、その分だけ為替への公的な支出による影響力が大きくなる。  だから円高円安のどちらに振れても良いように  円建て資産以外の資産を持つ事が自衛の基本的な考え方で良いんじゃないかな

Focus: Japanese stocks fall to weakest among principal countries, fears of a strong yen resurface. I think either way it is self defense. The population is shrinking and the number of people who use yen is decreasing, so that will have a huge impact on the public amount of expenditure that goes toward exchange. So regardless of whether the yen gets stronger or weaker, isn't having assets that aren't tied directly to the yen a perfectly sound self defense strategy?


焼き土下座しかねーだろこれ


焼き肉の匂いに耐えられないと公園バーベキュー禁止を求めた男性敗訴  より食欲を誘う結果に

“Man demanding a ban on public barbecues since he cannot stand the smell of grilled meat loses case.” More than anything, this made me hungry.


Sweet and salty meat with rice is gaining traction.


焼肉屋店主、客にレバーを提供して、「焼いて」と言わなかったので捕まる

A Yakiniku shop owner was caught offering raw liver  to customers without letting them know that it must be grilled.


焼肉屋店主、客にレバーを提供して、「焼いて」と言わなかったので捕まる  本能的に(生命の神秘)

The owner of a Yakiniku shop offered a customer liver, but was arrested because he didn't say "cook it"  Instinctually (the mysteries of life)


焼肉屋行って冷麺食ったことないから知らん

I have only eaten cold noddles at yakiniku shops, so I didn't know yakiniku shops had to say that.


たい焼き製造機みたいな変なレバー押して固定するまでが勝負！！

Victory or defeat will depend on getting this fixed by pushing a strange lever shaped like a taiyaki pancake.


There were 2 dead bodies from the burned remains.


Two bodies discovered in in ruins of fire.


煽り運転したら射殺でいいのでは


でも煽られたら顔真っ赤にしちゃう

When taking the heat, their face turns bright red.


Fakkuma's getting really successful, huh?


熊本出身・橋本愛も「薩摩弁」に苦労 「なじみがあると思ったら全然違った」  おいおい、来年のクドカン大河の前に出ちゃうのかよ！   しかも、不吉な嫁役

Kumamoto and Ai Hashimoto also struggled with "Satsuma dialect" because "it was totally different if I thought of familiarity." Okay, will you come out in from of the Kudokan Okawa next year! Moreover, an unlucky bride.


くまプー爆撃がすごかった

The bombardment of Winnie the Pooh's was amazing.


爆発前も爆発後も同じことやってまた爆発して今度は菅はいないから東日本全域かな

Doing the same thing both before the explosion and after it, and now after the explosion Suga isn't here, so is all of Japan doomed?


爆笑問題 太田光「岡村さんもうやめませんか」  挑発かと思った、謝罪だったか

Ota Hikaru of Bakusho Mondai  "Okamura, won't you stop already?"  I thought it was teasing, was it an apology?


爆買いツアーが冷え込むな

I wonder if the big purchasing tours will freeze over


キティさん、またとんでもないものとコラボする  爪で戦えるな

Hello Kitty once again collaborates with something completely unexpected  You can fight with your claws, huh


リンゴ・スターさんに爵位授与 英王室、ビートルズ２人目  リンゴすった人か

Ringo Starr, second of The Beatles to be awarded title by the British royal family  Ringo Smoker?\\n\\n


お父さんがクリスマスプレゼントされたい4K自撮りドローンを試してみた

Father tried out the 4K resolution picture taking drone that he wants to be \\ngiven as a present.


父パンダにバレンタイン氷 家族かたどり 和歌山・白浜  そんだけ沢山子作りできるとはウラヤマシ

Father Panda Valentine's Ice, Family Molding, Wakayama・Shirahama Urayamashi can only make a few children


うちの父親見る限りこれはマジだと思う

When I look at my father I feel like this is true.


ベータテスト版」第3回が1月19日(金)11:00(予定)より実施！

It will be the first time buying since my first time with a computer and DOS.


牛乳プリンを初めて食べたよ  牛乳プリン割と好き。  でもプリンはあまり好きじゃない。ゼリーは胃袋に くっついてるのがわかる上にそれがすごく気持ち 悪いので苦手。

I ate milk pudding for the first time. I kind of like milk pudding. But I don't really like pudding. Knowing that the gelatin sticks in my stomach makes it seems kind of gross, so I don't like it.


牧原秀樹厚労副大臣が「全面テレビ公開で、公開リンチのようにやる」と野党を批判、のち撤回  一人じゃ戦えないいじめられっこ感が出ちゃっててワロタｗ

Hideki Makihara, Vice Minister of Health, Labor and Welfare criticises the opposition party by saying "a full television release would be just like a public lynching", but later withdraws this; Not being to fight by oneself and a sense of bullying has been revealed LOL


I asked Abe about it, and he said it is about rewards or punishments.


物理博士による元号予想 仁行,健正,健文,健天,化平,元化,継明,順明,寛安,安仁,然安,和心  安部の「安」が入った元号になる予感

Expectations of the era by Physicists Jinko, Kensei, Kenbun, Kahei, Genka, Keimei, Jyunmei, Kanan, Yasuhito, Zenan, Washin, expect the new year designation to become denoted with Abe 's "An"


ノーベル物理学賞受賞の中村氏「日本は研究者から選ばれない。上意下達が過ぎる」

Mr. Nakamura who won the Nobel Prize in Physics "researchers are not chosen from Japan.


物理的によく飲めるなあ。

I can't believe he can physically drink that much.


物議を醸した和田政宗議員の質問、議事録から削除される模様

Wada Masamune's question that sparked a controversy, appears to have been removed form the official record.


物議を醸した和田政宗議員の質問、議事録から削除される模様  あの発言は無かった事に   政治家ほどちょろい稼業はないな   クズとカスが群れる訳だ

Looks like controversial question from Diet member Masamune Wada will be taken off the minutes  As if he never made the comment  There's no job as as lax as being a politician  A job that attracts either scum or dregs


Wording such as "special case" vanishes  Ministry of Truth━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!


クールジャパン特区新設を 生産性革命で自民提言案  ニシキゴイ養殖如きでクールジャパンとかどんだけ

Cool Japan Special Zone Proposal by the Liberal Democratic Party for Productivity Revolution like Colored Carp cultivation, Cool Japan what a....


特殊詐欺の「受け子」女子大生を逮捕、詐欺未遂の疑い「海外旅行が好きで、そのために借金をしていた」

Perpetrator Female College Student Arrested for Unique Scam, Suspected Fraud    "I liked traveling abroad, so I was in debt for that."


特に理由はないけどここにロリブルマを貼っておく  あと107煩悩…

I don't really have a reason but I'll paste  lolita bloomers here and 107 more earthly desires...


Its the founder of the singularity religion.


犬HKさん良かったですね、つぶれろ


ラブラドール犬の前脚に「キス」するライオン

A lion "kissing" the front leg of a Labrador.


犬「いい感じの木の棒拾ってきたぞ！」  勢いあるいいバカ

dog "found a good looking stick"  an idiot with a lot of momentum


犬の繁殖現場で見た「地獄」変えたくて 浅田美代子さん：朝日新聞デジタル  この上去勢されるとか拷問な人生、いや犬生だろ   これが奴隷の姿なんだよ 日本人の縮図

Asada Miyoko: I want to change the "hell" I saw at the breeding site of the dog : Asahi Shimbun Digital This is castrated or tortured life, no dog life. It is a slave figure. This is a microcosm of the Japanese.


なぜ犬は自分のうんちを食べる「ふん食家」になってしまうのか？  うんちくってる姿みると顔舐めてくるのがめっちゃ気分悪くなる

Why do dogs eat their own poop? Do they become poop eaters? It makes me really ill seeing them eat poop and then lick people's faces.


犬の顔の飴が転がされてるとこなぜかメッチャおもろい

When the candy that's in the shape of the dog's face is being rolled around it's so funny for some reason.


犬はどんな風に「自分自身」を認識している？


犬飼いたい育てたい共にいきたい、責任持って


そもそもリークが犯罪なのに取材源の秘匿でなんでも許されるなんて感覚が俺には全くわからん。」

I don't understand how even though the leak is a criminal act people will forgive anything due to protecting anonymity of sources."


狛江から国領まで路面電車あればいいのに

If only there were street cars from Komae to Kokuryo.


独房じゃなくて双房じゃないか


独自発行の暗号通貨で配当しますので（えへ


独身のまま35過ぎると病んでくる

Staying single past the age of 35 means something is wrong with you.


猫と7か月間漂流、ポーランド人男性をインド洋で救助

Drifting with a cat for 7 months, a Polish man was saved in the Indian Ocean.


猫サイドはそっけないなｗｗ


猫 vs. ヘアブラシ  ×キュウリ   ×ヘアブラシ     太古の昔、猫の天敵だった生物って、毛虫系だったのかな。

Cat VS Hairbrush ×cucumber ×hairbrush I wonder if the cat's natural enemy in ancient times was some sort of hairy caterpillar....


Cat vs. hairbrush. (x) cucumber (x) hairbrush. In the ancient past, I wonder if the mortal enemy of cats was hairy caterpillars.


「猫バンバン」忘れるにゃ 「猫の日」にＪＡＦ呼びかけ  うーむ、年間 19 件か  JAF に連絡してないのもあるだろうし、  一般的にはどの程度可能性があるものなんだろう？

I forget 'bang bang cat.'  Or what the JAF have called 'cat day'.  This year, it appears there have been 19 cases that the JAF have not contacted.  Just what is happening?


あぁ～  猫だと思ったら栗だったのか

Ah~ I thought it was a cat and it was actually a water chestnut


猫は本能的に高いところが好きらしい  猫ってタマヒュンしないのかな

It seems like cats like being in high places,  I guess cats do not tamahhyun


こいぬです！わんわん！  猫派なんだ


るロリに献身(るろうに剣心)  ロリを斬るのか…

Dedicated to Ruloli (Rurouni Kenshin)  Do you cut pedophiles down?


猿の浅知恵  霊長類が聴いて呆れるニャ

Monkey's shallow mind  I'm amazed that the monkeys are listening nya


玉は拾ったが玉には当たらなかったか

The stone was picked up, but the stone wasn't hit?


A scepter is a metaphor for a man's penis.