Nintendo Switchに新展開 段ボール製の工作キットと組み合わせて遊ぶ「Nintendo Labo（ニンテンドーラボ）」始動  わんわんお「たっのしーっ！！」

A new development in Nintendo Switch A game you play by combining a cardboard craft kit, "Nintendo Labo" is starting   woof woof "So fun!!"


[Nintendo Switch]ダークソウルシリーズが来るぞ～まもなく発表か  あれはソニーが金出してるから他のハードでは出ない  ブラッドボーンも

[Nintendo Switch] The Dark Soul series is coming~ They're almost announcing it, huh?  That is something that Sony is paying for, so other hard copies won't be release, like Bloodborne.


No matter how you slice it that's too big of a drop.


どうかんがえてもかわええ～でしょ

No matter how you think about it is sure it cute.


トュルっトュルやないかトュルトュルトュルやないか


NPO法人日本を美しくする会だってさ

Apparently it's the NPO Foundation to Make Japan Beautiful.


NP稼げるバサカがいれば楽なんだけどな

Would be easier if there were berserkers you could rack up NP with.


NSR生まれ？の掲示板「Topical.jp」を久しぶりに覗いたらNINTENDO Switchのプレゼントキャンペーンやってる  つぶ貝だか赤貝だかは無くなってたよ･･･

For the first time in a while, I looked at the "Topical.jp" bulletin board which was created by NSR, and they're doing a giveaway campaign for the NINTENDO Switch. They don't have whelks or ark shells anymore...


Fuji should be written into the constitution as a symbol of all of Japan.


^___^  あらあら♫


Oh痛！って書こうかと思ったら鳥取なのかよ


おいおいおいおいおい「フリーおっぱい」ってなんだよガチのじょしこうせいじゃねえか  フリーふともももほしい

Oi oi oi oi oi what do you mean "free boobs"? Those are serious school girls. I want free thighs.


シモシモ～？OKバブリー


OLたちがドン引きした独身男の貧困ランチ

Female employees shocked at the wretched lunch of single men.


OMOSHIROI BLOCK  必要以上にメモっちゃいそう  そう言えばTRIADってさ、中国の犯罪組織じゃんｗ

OMOSHIROI BLOCK I will make notes more than necessary TRIAD is said to be a criminal organization in China w


oneでも出てる。初代箱の話ならすまん


OPは日本はすごくない、短所しかないという洗脳を受けて思考停止している

OP  has been brainwashed and is incapable of thought, as he only has negative remarks to say about Japan.


セックスor結婚or腹パン


ネコぱらOVA ストアページと100万円の出演権  エロゲだった必要あった？

Neko Para OVA store page sells right to appear in game for 1,000,000 yen. Is it necessary that it's an adult game?


ネコぱらOVA 完成  クオリティ高い美少女動物園だよ   VNなのによく動くし

The NEKOPARA OVA is complete.  It's a high quality beautiful girl zoo.  It's VN, but I'm working so...


パチョール(pachor)なるものを必死で探してた。料理に使う道具で引っ越しの時にあると便利なものらしい

It's a tool used for cooking, and it seems like it's convenient to have when you move.


pairs登録してみた  ゆうくん結婚

I gave registering for pairs a shot  Prostitute marriage


こんなようなPCケースありそう


PCのRPGの歴史を網羅した資料「The CRPG Book Project」無料公開。『FF7』など日本のRPGも重要な評価  さすがねぷねぷ！  外人にも認められる可愛さ！

"The CRPG Book Project" covers the entire history of RPGs on the PC and is now available for free. Japanese RPGs like "FF7" are highly praised, how great nepunepu! Even foreigners recognize the cuteness!


PCのRPGの歴史を網羅した資料「The CRPG Book Project」無料公開。『FF7』など日本のRPGも重要な評価  濃い洋ゲーに紛れてルセッティアが出てきて苦笑

A work covering the history of PC RPGs, "The CRPG Book Project" is released for free. It also acknowledges the importants of Japanese RPGs such as "FF7"  Recettear came out in the midst of all these western games haha


【やじうまPC Watch】 サンコー、iPhoneやAndroidスマホからの給電で動く「スマホde鼻毛カッター」  鼻毛鯖が売れたからとかかな

[Yajima PC watch] Sanko, powered by  electricity supplied from iPhone and Android smart phones (smart phone de nose hair cutter). Maybe because the nose hair mackerel has been sold.


ネット「スマホのみ」がPC併用上回る！10〜20代はiPhone利用者が7割超  文章の閲覧専用端末としてだけならスマホでも十分だけど…  自分で作成するやつやゲーマーは別として、ネットフリックスとかああいうの若い子は見ないんだろか

"Smartphone only" surpasses the number of "Smartphone and Computer" to use the internet.  Over 70% of the teenagers and those in their 20's are iPhone users. I suppose smartphones are good enough for reading materials and articles, but don't they watch Netflix and stuff? Creators and gamer are different though.


そのPCに入れてるソフトによるのでは

Middle aged and older members of the opposition don't seem to understand this very well, but if you intend to send something in an email for discussion, then, depending on the software of the recipient's PC, such as the common gmail browser, it is only stored in the cache.


PCが収納できるコート、洗えるスーツ、シワにならないシャツ…「高機能服」最新事情  発想は釣りのベスト

A coat that a PC can store, a suit you can wash, a shirt that never wrinkles up... “High Functionality Clothing,” up to date information, and ideas are the best fishing targets.


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック

PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" Japan, the ability to choose Chinese language was a "bug" and was blocked.


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  ダクソ2はセールになるのに1はセールにならないフロムさん

Ability to select Chinese or Japanese in PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" blocked as a "bug"  Reviews red wall going up in flames  Mr. From, Dark Souls 2 is on sale but Dark Souls 1 isn't on sale


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  CNET Japan自体は残ってるけど   GameSpot自体は   禿の子会社と朝日の子会社で   日本進出二回失敗してるからね

PC Version 「Dynasty Warriors 8」Selecting Japanese/Chinese has been blocked as a "malfunction".  The reviews are in red firewall status, and CNET japan itself has it posted but GameSpot itself, along with a small balding company and another small company owned by Asahi has failed to come to Japan twice already.


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  JAPは黙ってガチャゲーにじゃぶじゃぶ課金してろって事ですよ

The ability to choose Japanese or Chinese in the PC version of Sangokumusou 8 was reported as a “defect.” When reviews when in flames (backlash), the “Japs” were silent and took it as a “gotcha game.” They wanted the people responsible to be fined.


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  あるのにないってのは変な話だよな まあ問題なさそうだけど…… PCゲーユーザーは無双なんてやらんでしょ

PC version of "Dynasty Warriors 9" ability to choose between Japanese and Chinese languages was a "bug" and was blocked. Negative reviews flood in. Saying it's not there when it is there is pretty odd. Well, it doesn't seem like a problem... PC gamers don't really play Dynasty Warriors anyway.


PC版「三國無双8」日本・中国語を選択できたことを“不具合”としてブロック レビューが赤壁炎上状態に  モデリングだけはいいっぽいので  ブッコ抜かれて全裸CG出回るの期待

PC version "Dynasty Warriors ou can select Japanese or Chinese as the language and as a "bug", the block review is red wall in a state of flames which only the modeling is good. Therefore, it is expected that BUKKO  can be pulled out and a completely naked CG circle.


【PDF】PCデポ「メディアが違約金について騒いでるけど21万強のところを4.7万円にしてあげたから」

[PDF] PC Depot "Media is making a fuss about a financial penalty for breach of contract, but of the more than 210,000 yen we already gave 47,000 yen."


PDFファイルだけ印刷ができなくて壁殴りそう  かなちい…

I'm about to punch the wall because I can't print out the PDF file.


ウェブサイトに「penis」と残して消える

Writing "penis" on a website then disappearing.


ポプテピピックごっこ  キレるまででポプテピピックだから

Play Pop Team Epic  Until you flip your lid, because it's Pop Team Epic


Playに不正アプリ60本。「4歳の息子が開いたところ、えげつないハードコアポルノ写真が大量に表示された」

My 4 year old child saw many vulgar hardcore pornography pictures when opening up the game.


やるお＆やらないお  ポプテピピック

Pop Team Epic characters look a lot like Yaruo and Yaranaio.


Possibility that all ocean areas from Kyushu to Tohoku will be polluted within three months.


PS3『デモンズソウル』2018年2月28日17時をもってオンラインサービスが終了

PS3 "Demons Soul" On 17th February 28, 2018, online service terminated.


PS4とVR買ってしまった


PS4とVR買ってしまった  格子感は確かにほぼ気づかなかったし追跡の喪失も全然なかった。そこは良かったかもしれない。ただ頭振った時に2D変形補完がぐねぐねしてるのが結構はっきり見えて萎える   ViveのLighthouseも最低距離がないから一旦置いちゃえば問題ないし、むしろMSのトラッカーが活きてくるのは家単位の追跡かもしれない  アキヨドで体験してよかったらSNSで広めてくださいって言われたけど、VRは第一印象が完璧であるべきってPalmerの言い方を考えるとあんまり勧められないなぁ

I bought a PS4 and a VR.  I didn't notice the lattice effect, and there was no loss in tracking ability.  So overall pretty good.  But I shook my head over the clearly visible wavering from the 2D transformation supplementation.  Vive's Lighthouse also doesn't have the shortest distance, which is not a problem if just placed briefly. \\nRather, the reason why the MS tracker becomes active could be because it tracks at the house level.\\nI have heard that if you have had a good experience with the Akiyo, you can ask for it to be widened on social media, but when I think of Palmer's Maxim that VR should be perfect, then I can't recommend it.


「えーps4持ってないんですかぁ、じゃあ


PSO2の自分のマイキャラをフィギュア化するプロジェクトが始動。プロデューサー酒井智史氏に聞いてみた  俺のマイキャラはおめーらに冤罪BANで消されたよ！！

A project to make my own "my character" of PSO 2 into a model figure has started. We asked Producer, Mr. Tomofumi Sawai My character was erased by a false Ban on me! !


PTAという「国家的組織」に組み込まれる親

Parents who are incorporated into PTA, a "national organization."


『PUBG』のルール、『Fortnite』の建築機能、そしてヒーローシューターを組み合わせたF2Pバトルロイヤル『Horizon Source』Steam配信開始  スクアッドだけかよ  ボッチ勢のワイ、無事死亡ｗ

Rules from "PUBG", building from "Fortnite", and the hero shooter are combined in the F2P battle royale "Horizon Source" now available on Steam. Just squads? So a loner like me is quickly dead as expected lol


こいぬは、まだこいぬだから、じゅんすいだよ。

Puppy is pure because he is still a puppy.


【たのしいうたごえいり】みんなでハメハメハ

【Put in a fun singing voice】Everyone sing hamehameha!


いづる」PVアニメ制作プロジェクト


In any industry, in any place "the rights the people hold are valuable ^q^".


The Prime Minister as head of cabinet, rules over the three branches of government, and is the highest authority in the state.


I'm going to conduct an international fellowship with /r/australia.


International exchange with /r/australia.


The guy who built a 90s style replica PC on /r/battlestations is amazing.


r/DDLCに登録してたらバレンタインカード届いた  うむ

I had subscribed to r/DDLC and I got a valentine card, yes.


Reddit Gold もらった  うらやましか


Redditで一生懸命コメントしても何のメリットもないんだよね。

You're commenting on Reddit with great effort, but no merit.


Redditで一生懸命コメントしても何のメリットもないんだよね。  生きてること自体メリットなんか何もないぞ   産道で窒息死するのがコスパ最強   生まれてしまった時点でお前の負け

Commenting hard with Reddit has no merit. There is nothing merit in living life itself. There is nothing in the birth tract in the birth canal When you are the strongest child born in Cospa It is your loss


もうすぐreddit来て3年だって  もう3年という気もするし   まだ3年という気もする

I hear reddit has been around for almost 3 years now. Part of me thinks time has passed too fast and part of me thinks time has passed too slow.


Relayが使いづらくなった  んもぉ〜


Relayが使いづらくなった  んもぉ〜

Relay became difficult to use Cut it out~


『ダークソウル REMASTERD』正式発表。フルHDに対応し、Steam/PS4/Xbox One/スイッチ向けに5月24日に発売へ  森に蔓延る竜頭カンスト勢

"DARK SOULS REMASTERED" official announcement. Support for full HD, goes on sale on May 24 for Steam/PS4/Xbox One/Switch. Max level dragon in an overgrown forest.


reゼロ、このすば！などの異世界ものヒットを完全に上書きされた形になったな

They have completely taken the form of parallel universe hits like "Re: ZERO" and "KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!"


ばっちりオチがついてるし

[r/funny]  The introduction of this story was too cleanly decided on  The punchline is right on the mark


クソガチャによって/r/gamingがEAに向けていた矛先 ちょっとだけコナミに向く  まあそれでもVやPWの何するにも強制的に時間がかかる   一昔前のソシャゲみたいなメインコンテンツの延命処置や   ミッシングリンク詐欺で分割商法だったPW比べればまぁ……    EAは何時もガソリン振りまきながら勝手に自滅してるようなもんだから   いつものペースや   売れはするけど凡ゲー評価止まりだし

Criticism directed toward EA by /r/gaming for ridiculous reward system. I wish they'd turn a bit of that attention to Konami. Well, even so to do anything with the V and PW it will be compulsory to spend time. Like how just a bit ago phone games tried to stretch out their main content, and compared with ratio business from the the missing link scam, compared to PW... EA is always throwing gasoline on the fire, and they are bringing themselves down, and at the same pace as usual sales will continue and things will end with reviews of a mediocre game.


/newsokur moderator suddenly discharged.


r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される  /r/newsokurmod 同様/r/newsokuexp を譲渡するということなら構わないけど・・・  /u/starg2

Mod of r/newsokur was dismissed suddenly /r/newsokurmod If it's a transfer to the equivalent /r/newsokuexp then it's fine, though... /u/starg2


r/newsokurのMOD、突如解任される  また解任騒ぎか壊れるなぁ

r/newsokur, MOD, dismissed suddenly and broken down with the shock.


/r/poverty_pに「おい、禿げとるで。頭の上んとこと前んとこ、禿げとるで。」とスマホで撮影した写真を見せられながら言われる夢を見た  まちがえた

On /r/poverty_p "Hey, you're balding. Both on top of your head and in front, you're balding." I had a dream that when showing a picture I took with my smartphone I was told that. I made a mistake.


/r/poverty_pに「おい、禿げとるで。頭の上んとこと前んとこ、禿げとるで。」とスマホで撮影した写真を見せられながら言われる夢を見た  むっさハゲてる夢マジでつらい

To /r/poverty_p I had a dream that someone told me "hey, you're getting bald. The top and front of your head are getting bald" while i showed them a photo on my smartphone. These balding dreams are rough.


『スーパーボンバーマンR』がPS4/XB1/PCで6月に発売

"Super Bomberman R" for sale on PS4/XB1/PC in June.


/r/ramen で自作ラーメンを多数投稿する /u/ramen_lord (ラーメン卿)の2017作品集  この前ついに鳥骨スープでラーメン作ったわｗ個人的にタイムリーな話題   その時は麺は買ってきたけどこういう人は麺も作ってんのかな

Collection of many homemade ramen that /u/ramen_lord posted on /r/ramen in 2017. The other day I finally made ramen from chicken bone soup haha. Personally, it felt pretty timely. At the time I bought the noodles, but these types of people probably make their own.


マリオRTAで記録だしてる人にも国民栄誉賞やって

Give People's Honor Awards for people who get new records in Mario RTA


Trump's regime appears to reflect popular images in violent video games.


Rにゃんは最近暗合通貨に好意的すぎひん

R is favoring cosmetic currency too much recently.


Rにゃんは最近暗合通貨に好意的すぎひん もうちょっと嫌儲力を発揮しようや  嫌儲の意味分かってる？   ケンモメンだったら仮想通貨はほとんど手放しで大絶賛してたと思うぞ   理屈はかつてのWinnyと同じだし   まぁWinnyが嫌いなら仮想通貨も嫌いかもね

Recently, r/nyan is too favorable to cryptocurrency   Let's demonstrate a little more force against shady online money making.  Do you understand the meaning of "shady online money making"?  If it's kenmomen (shady online money making), then digital currency has been highly and widely praised mostly, you know.  Your reasoning is the same as with the former Winny.  Well if you didn't like Winny, then you won't like digital currency either.


Save 80% on Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale on Steam  まだ和ゲーが貴重な頃だったから迷わず買ったな

Save 80% on Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale on Steam. I bought it without hesitation because it was a time when Japanese style games were still precious.


こわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわいこわい

Scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary scary


Seems breasts are too much for common folk, LOL


セックスセックスイェーイイェーイ！セックスセックスイェーイイェーイ！


SNS別女子 どれがいい？  炎上しない子で

Across the different SNS, which girls are the best? Ones that won't go down in flames.


so cute ～（╹◡╹）


テッポウダマならぬテッポウエビかよ

So not teppoudama (bullet), but teppouebi (Alpheus brevicristatus).


それがSONTAKUでしょ(=責任者不在)

Moritomo is a large scale operation with wide reaching influence.


「で、どっちがワルモノなんだい？」


SPAがまだ記事で煽ってない

SPA hasn't agitated with an article yet.


『Star Wars バトルフロント II』をきっかけに、EAからスター・ウォーズのゲーム化権を取り上げることを要求する署名活動が展開中  今更ながらやってみようかなぁ・・・  とか言いつつはや◯年

"Star Wars Battlefront II was the impetus for us to pick up the game rights to Star Wars from EA.  Our signature range is now under development.  Long may this continue.


Steam ウィンターセール 1月5日3時00分 JSTに終了  ほんとしょっぺぇセールだな…

Steams winter sale ended at 3 on January 5th, such a weak sale...


Steam ウィンターセール 1月5日3時00分 JSTに終了  今回のセールの戦果  CROSS CODE  EVERSPACE SteamWorld DIG   HyperKnight RegionsOfRuin YONDER  STEEP  　  あーほんと糞セールだったわーマジ糞ー  STEEP楽しい

Steam winter sale ends on January 5th 3:00 JST. What I got from the sale: CROSS CODE  EVERSPACE SteamWorld DIG   HyperKnight RegionsOfRuin YONDER  STEEP. Ah it was such a shitty sale, seriously shitty. STEEP is fun.


Steam Awards 2017 ノミネーションとオータムセール開催  gj      だがゲームが全然思いつかない･･･

Nomination and autumn sale commence for the Steam Awards 2017.  gj   But I can't think of any games...


Steam Awards 2017 ノミネーションとオータムセール開催  これはありがたい

Steam Awards 2017 Nominations and Autumn Sale Exhibition  I'm grateful for this


Steam国内VRランキング1位獲得！

Takes the top spot in the Steam domestic VR rankings!


Steam版真三国無双８がもう発売 もちろんおま語  おまゲーは割ってもいいぞ   俺はタダでもやらんけどな

Dynasty warriors 8 Steam Version is now available for purchase.  Of course, we can split the cost for the grandkid, but I wouldn't play it even if it was free.


Steamにて「空のフォルダ」を販売する開発者現る。のちにファイルが配信されるが、ゲーム内容はさらなる悲劇  コレだけ話題になるなら逆に成功では。

Now we're seeing developers on Steam who sell "empty folders." Files are eventually sent, but the game itself is even more horrid. If something this stupid is driving conversation, you could say they've achieved what they wanted, couldn't you?


steam部 (サポート・要望・雑談) 18/03  興味はあるんだけどsteamだったら買ってもいいかってところで   今更パッケージ販売やDMM専売なら手間が増えるから別に見送ってもいいかなって感じなんだよなー   ↑の理由でかまいたちの夜 輪廻彩声もEVEも買ってない   428を見る限り実写系ノベルなんかにはHD化が有効だと改めて思ったから   リメイクの輪廻彩声じゃなく本流のかまいたち等の移植が欲しいと思いました

steam section (support, requests, miscellaneous) 03/18. I'm interested in it but if I buy it on steam, package sales and DMM monopolies are tedious so I'm thinking I don't really need to. ↑Because of the above reasons I haven't bought Kamaitachi no Yoru: Rinne Saisei or EVE. Looking at 428, I thought making HD live action novels would be effective. Instead of remaking Rinne Saisei, I want them to make mainstream Kamaitachi for different devices.


#stopblackfacejapan ←大晦日のガキの使いの浜田について  白人モノマネの付け鼻も批判にあったしな

#stopblackfacejapan ← About the Hamada of New Year's Eve Gakinotsukai. It was criticizing the fake nose attached to mock white men was there before


ボディはやめな、カオーにしな


Studio in an uproar about Wide na Show performer Hitoshi Matsumoto's ignorance  Test


スポブラおっぱい  ワァオ


SwitchをBuyしようか迷っているMeの背中をPushしてほしい


[Switch]転売屋無事に死亡  ゲーム機は8%の手数料をアマゾンに取られるから  無事死んだ模様

[Switch] As expected, no luck at the resale shop. For video game machines Amazon takes 8% in handling fees, so it looks like I'm out of luck.


[Switch]転売屋無事に死亡  膨大な在庫スイッチとともに年を越せ！グハハ！

[Switch] As expected, the resale store was a failure. Pass the New Year with a huge Switch stock! Hahaha!


３Sによる愚民コントロールですし

They're from 3S to control the ignorant masses.


パイズリオネショタマンだぞ

That's a guy that likes it when a woman titty fucks a young boy.


まさにコインチェックじゃん


バレンタインのチョコ  たかそう

That Valentine's chocolate looks expensive.


The Bureau: XCOM Declassified 無料  2Kbundleが少なくなった代わりに無料配布多いから嬉しい      civ拡張のプロモだろうけど旧作は今年配っちゃったし   4、５はまだ根強い人工が居るからコンプ無料配布したら叩かれそうだし   xcomも旧作配ったし、まだまだリブートは人気だし云々かんたら

I'm happy that in exchange for The Bureau: XCOM Declassifed free 2Kbundle running out, there is a large number of free distributions. It's a promotion for the Civilization expansion, but the old games were distributed this year. 4 and 5 still feel like masterpieces so if they're completely free distributions it should make some noise. xcom also distributed old works and the reboot was popular as well.


イラストレーターはめたりかん


「THE KING OF FIGHTERS'97 GLOBAL MATCH」が発表。オンライン対戦機能を搭載してPC/PS4/PS Vitaで2018年春配信  飛んで、キックして、どうしたぁ！

“THE KING OF FIGHTERS'97 GLOBAL MATCH” was announced. It will be on\\nPC/PS4/PS Vita in spring 2018. One can power up abilities online. What is wrong with kicking!


ウーマンラッシュアワーが『THE MANZAI』で怒涛の政治批判連発！ 原発、沖縄基地問題、コメンテーター芸人への皮肉も  これはアンコン待ったなしだろ

Woman Rush Hour is receiving a lot of political criticism on the variety show called “The Manzai.” The people on the show were being sarcastic about nuclear generators, Okinawa bases, and art commentators. There are probably no icons.


The person that looks like the culprit posted some dirt (scandalous personal information) on reddit.


かがくのちからってすげー！


There are no sources advocating that men should face dishonor and immediate punishment and lose their jobs for touching someone's knee or forcing an unwanted kiss.


There's always Kawasaki and the Air Self Defense Force!


モデムっていうのがあるでしょ


There seems to be an instant feeling that something is wrong.


「モンスターハンター：ワールド

The third “Monster Hunter World Beta” is on January 19th (Friday) at 11:00!


The title is "Harry Potter and a portrait of something that looks like a mount of ashes" I burst out laughing.


They Are Billionsアップデート 日本語対応、コミュニティチャレンジ追加など  やっぱここの開発神だわー

They Are Billions update has Japanese correspondence, added communication challenges etc.  Of course they are development gods


しわしわでおじいちゃんみたい


これはでかいニュースやでこわいでー


THQ NordicがKoch Mediaの買収を発表。『Saints Row』『Metro』シリーズなどで知られるDeep Silverを傘下に収める  これで少しMetroシリーズに日本語追加に希望が見えてきた   THQはNordic側はタイタン新DLCやら   国内版発売が無かったde Blob 2にまで日本語追加してるから頑張ってるな  まあ、そのMetro以降雰囲気だけは良いけど   ゲーム自体が微妙ってゲームが多いから改善してくれると嬉しいけど   実際ホムフロ2のDLCはそれなりに合格点だったし(禁句:ハードルが低い)

THQ Nordic announce the purchase of Koch Media.  Deep Silver, known for the 'Saint's Row' and 'Metro' series now comes under their umbrella. The Metro series hopes to establish a Japanese language supplementary product.  THQ is the Nordic, which is the Titan new DLC etc.  It is hoped there will be a Japanese language supplementary version of de Blob 2, which has not been on sale in Japan.  It would be great to have everything under the high status Metro brand.  There are a great number of actual games, which are complex, so I'm happy to see these improved.  Truly, the Home Flow 2 DLC gains a pass mark from me. NB: The bar is not set very high.


tik tokという音楽や音声に合わせた1分未満の自撮り動画をアップするアプリがナウなヤングに馬鹿ウケなのだが、ユーチューバーに憧れた幼気なｊｓがアップしたクオリティの低い動画がYouTubeに晒されていてつらい  じょんこのびっ じょんこのびっ

The application that allows you to upgrade pictures that you take by combining them with voices and tik tok music, are very popular among young people. However, innocent js (YouTube username), whom is admired by YouTubers, was exposed for posting a low quality upgraded video. It was hard to hear about that.


One was a graduate of Kyoto University, working in the IT industry.


TIL 日本の出生率は低すぎて、この６年間は大人用おむつの売り上げが赤ちゃん用を上回っている • r/todayilearned  お前バカだろ  多くの男はどれだけ頑張ってもセックス機会をろくに入手できない地獄で頑張るわけねえだろ  男の頑張りとか8割位はセックス獲得するためなのにそれ奪って好転するわけ無いだろ  欧米の発展は移民とアジアからの搾取で成り立ってるがそれもじきに限界が来る  アジアが独立して欧米負け組男にセックスが供給されなくなったら本当に終わり  女の価値が暴落して女が働き一部の男を養うが、それでは確実に保たないので滅びる

Today I learned. Japan's birthrate is too low, in the past six years adult diaper sales have passed those for baby diapers. r/todayilearned You are an idiot. No matter how hard many men work they can't even get their hands on sex robots, nobody would work hard in a hell like that. About 80% of the reason men work hard is to get sex, so there's no way that taking that away is a change for the better. Growth in the West is built on immigration and the exploitation of Asia, but those are almost at their limit. With Asian independence and a lack of sex being supplied to the losing males in the West, it will all end for real. The value of women will crash and women will work to support some men, but there's no way that can last so in the end it will mean ruin.


TINCO(Today I Noticed Chotto Omoroikoto/今日気づいたちょっとおもろいこと)  響きが意外とよくていい。  じょんこのびと並ぶ日は近い。

TINCO (Today I Noticed Chotto Omoroikoto / Today I Noticed Something Kind of Interesting) It has a surprisingly good sound to it. It's almost time for Jonkonobi.


TOEIC990点を目指してLLLersが英語でコミュニケーション（一方通行も可）を取るスレ  fee

A thread for LLLers who are aiming for a 990 TOEIC score communicating in English (one way communication also allowed), fee


TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！


TOEICの結果でた！！！！！！！！！！！！！  あー……ディスイズアペン！ディスイズアペン！ゆーあーらびっと！！！

The TOEIC results came out!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah...... This is a pen! This is a pen! You are rabbit!!!


To gaijins out here  ならなんでそれ書けた？  パラドックス

How were you able to write "To gaijins out here" Paradox


TOKYO MXが『ニュース女子』打ち切りも他局やネットで番組続行！ “DHCがバックにいる”と開き直る出演者  効いてないアピール

TOKYO MZ ends "News Girls", to continue programming on other channels and online! "DHC is at the back" and performers become defiant. Appeal that it will not be effective


TOWNというのをやってて

I am not sure how to write it in Katakana (baikutaun or baikitaun).


TPP署名を閣議決定 8日、閣僚会合も開催  TPP断固反対。嘘つかない。ブレない。(自民党ポスター)   責任を果たす。(自民党ポスター)

Eight day cabinet decision on TPP signature, cabinet meeting held. Strong opposition to TPP. No lies. No wavering. (Liberal Democratic Party poster) Fulfill responsibility. (Liberal Democratic Party poster)


『Turbo Pug DX』が無料  March 16th at 9am Pacific まで無料配信となります。    日本時間 03月17日(土) 02:00 頃まで。

Free! [Turbo Plug DX] \\nThere will be a free broadcast until March 16th at 9am Pacific Time. Japan time: approx. 02:00, Sat. 17 March.


ぼくtwitch配信になるかな。。。  はよ

I wonder if I should stream on twitch... Well


TwitterJapan、クレーム対応に老人を土下座させて処理する。

TwitterJapan, to deal with complaints elderly people are made to bow to the ground in apology.


TwitterJapan、クレーム対応に老人を土下座させて処理する。  土下寝なら許す。

Twitter Japan.  Dealing with a claim by getting an elderly person to kneel and prostrate himself on the ground.  If they had to lie down in total prostration that would be okay.


Twitter、「つぶやかない人」の割合がどんどん増加―無言で使う理由は？

There is a trend in Twitter uses "being silent".


Twitter、今度は「mstdn.jp」管理者を凍結―マストドン旋風の立役者  マストドン旋風？

This time Twitter freezes the "mstdn.jp" administrator  Mastodon whirlwind central figure  Mastodon whirlwind?


Twitter、「会話の健全性」を測る指標を公募

Twitter is making a public appeal for a way to measure 'conversational health'.


Twitter「個別ケースについてはお答えできません」

Twitter: "We cannot give answers about individual cases."


【Twitter】「全く身に覚えのない事で刑事の取り調べを受けました」自白強要された男性が、取り調べ室で録音した音声と共にツイート  ・・・くっ、録音などしとりゃあせんじゃろうのぉ？おうっ？

[Twitter] "I was questioned by police for something I had absolute no recollection of." Man forced to make confession, tweets from interrogation room along with voice recording... Uh, a voice recording? Eh?


Twitter、月額9900円で広告を自動配信 「オートプロモート」国内提供  安い！ブロックします

Twitter automatically distributes ads for 9900 yen per month. "Auto promote" is available in the country. It's  cheap! I'll block you.


Twitter民"AEDを使用する際服を脱がすわけですが、社内アンケートの結果「男性にされたらセクハラで訴える」という女性社員が多かったため…男性しかいないときは女性を呼び出すか、契約書に本人の署名をしてもらってから救助する。という会社に遭遇した。"

Twitter people "When you use an AED, you remove the clothes, but there are many female employees who say "If it's a man, I'll complain about sexual harrassment" according to a company survey...


twitter民「価格破壊が起こる！


Twitterのフェミニズムクラスタを眺めていたらくらくらしてきた

I was looking at the feminism cluster on Twitter and it made me dizzy.


Giving away #PayPalLucky coupons on Twitter.


きららファンタジア txtでパラメータを管理していた  妖怪惑星クラリス以下

Kirara Fantasia I was managing parameters via txt  Below the Yokai planet Claris


きららファンタジア txtでパラメータを管理していた  金返して作り直しかなあ   捨てるにはもったいないIPだし

Controlled the parameters via the Kirara Fantasia txt. Maybe a return of money and fixing it up? Just discarding the IP would be a waste.


TXつくば駅前、空洞化懸念

Area around the TX Tsukuba Station, fears of deindustrialization.


UbisoftがPC版「Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag」の無料プレゼントをアナウンス、配信は12月12日スタート  UBIふとももぉ～

Ubisoft has announced a free present for the PC version of "Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag." It will be available on December 12. Ubisoft's buttttt~


UbisoftがPC版「Assassin’s Creed IV Black Flag」の無料プレゼントをアナウンス、配信は12月12日スタート  ざけんな まだ積んであるんだが？

Ubisoft announced that they would release "Assasin's Creed IV Black Flag PC version" for free. They start releasing on December 12. Piss off. It's still piled up.


UbisoftがPC版「Watch Dogs」の無料プレゼントをスタート、配布は12月23日まで  前も配ってなかったっけ

Ubisoft has started the free present for the PC version of "Watch Dogs", with distribution running until December 23. Wait, did they not distribute it before?


ねえねえ🎵  /u/doraisoと/u/antten/も/u/minus20kg、/u/mimizukも呼ぼう  /u/imu_tan/もついでに

Hey hey🎵 Let's invite /u/doraiso and /u/antten/, /u/minus20kg too、let's invite /u/mimizuk too.  /u/imu_tan/ too.


えー、いやー、どうなん？


UNIQLOのセールになってたスウェット


マルゲリータとシーフードのパスタうｐ

Uploading a picture of margherita and seafood pasta.


URLでティラミスだというのはわかったがくらげばんちのサーバが重すぎてギリギリどころか全く見られない

I could tell it's tiramisu from the URL, but Kurage Bunch's server is too slow so I can't see it at all, let alone barely.


ましてUVなんてされてないだろ


UVはIDたくさんとればいいだけ。本質は内容にある。


VCSELって要は普通の赤色レーザーじゃないっけ

Wasn't the essential point of VCSEL ordinary red laser?


Viewが12月13日に日本上陸。価格は1万2000円。2018年はVR元年だ


ぼくも Virtual YouTuber やれば儲かるのでは  百万回再生されたら0.1円くらいに増えそう。  最大0.1でチャンネル登録者増えるほど単価も増える

The reason I would also profit if I created a Virtual YouTuber  It's likely to increase to 0.1 yen if it's viewed one million times  The maximum is 0.1 and the price per unit increases with the number of channel subscribers


ぎゃる☆がんVRが1位じゃないんだな


The "Yaw VR" is a motion simulator that you can place in a tiny room.


VRオナニークラブ「かりんとVR」最新のVR映像×手こきの新感覚オナクラ


かりんとVRで検索したら動画あったぞ！

When I searched for the latest VR images x hand job on the new sensation masturbation club Karinto VR, I found a video!


これあれか、VR音ゲーってやつか


VX塗ったら触れただけで死ぬ

Death simply by spreading and touching VX.


Wake up LLLers    My awareness seems to be flying away


A product that fixes the vulnerability of Specter/Meltdown by means of a silicon base will be coming out this year, hoho.


Web投票ではNHKが圧勝でした。

Was it this year that Gaia was broadcasted?


weeklong dealsをすべてチェックするのが楽しみだとr/steamで話題に  たまーに800以上のおススメが表示されるんだけど、更新したら6に戻るw

/r/steam discusses looking forward to checking out all of the weeklong deals  Sometimes there may be more than 800 recommendations displayed, but when it's updated it will return to 6 lol


What a crazy shift in topics, and while watching the two talking without pause I thought, "The most important skill to have for conversation is the power of association..." It was kind of scary... uh... yeah...


こんな「げーむ」にまじになっちゃってどうすんの

What are you going to do when this "game" gets serious?


What is this subreddit about?  このスレ定期的に立つね

What is this subreddit about?  This thread is created once in a while.


When there's only a man, call a woman, or only help them if they sign a contract.


ぼくのメンタルどこ  たべちゃった

Where's my mind  You accidentally ate it


Who else fought the American Emperor along with the Japanese Emperor?


どうしてちんぽすとすぐしんでしまうん…？


Why has it become a matter of litigation?


Wikipediaの「エンゲル係数」の記事 2月1日になって現代では役にたたないという記述が加えられていた なお出典は小説のもよう  本田未央ちゃんのファン辞めます…

On the article on "Engel's Coefficient" on Wikipedia, a description that said that this doesn't apply in the present day was added on February 1st.  The source was a novel.  I quit being Mio Honda's fan...


Wikipediaの「エンゲル係数」の記事 2月1日になって現代では役にたたないという記述が加えられていた なお出典は小説のもよう  （おっ…真理省か？）

Wikipedia's article on the "Engel coefficient"  A statement has been added as of February 1st that it is not useful in modern times  The sources include novels  (Oh... the Ministry of Truth?)


Wikipedia（ウィキペディア）に寄付をしない自分に負い目を感じるネット民が海外で続出しているらしい「罪悪感で夜も眠れない…」など  NSRってロケニューで立てられるのか   ブロックされてるかと思ったが

Apparently there are netizens overseas who are feeling indebted for not donating to Wikipedia (Wikipedia). "I can't sleep at night because I feel guilty..." and such. You can make NSR in Rocket News. I thought it was blocked.


Wikipediaに昆虫、鳥類の卵、小型哺乳類なども食べるって書いてあるから

According to Wikipedia it eats insects, bird eggs, and small mammals  etc.


Windows 10 RS4に追加された「curl」と「tar」コマンド  dig もいれておくれ

The curl and tar commands are an addition to Windows 10 RS4.  Please also add dig.


That Google has a vulnerability in the form of "Windows 10" has been newly announced.


パソコンまたブルースクリーンとWindows通常起動の無限ループになった

My computer is once again in a never ending loop of Blue Screen and normal Windows startup.


やだかっこいい……ッ/////


ロシア「W杯スタジアムには（処方箋があれば）コカイン、大麻、ヘロインも持込み可やで」

Russia: "(If you have been prescribed it) you can bring cocaine, marijuana, and heroin into the World Cup stadium."


リップル（XRP）戻り相場をリード～仮想通貨市場をけん引

Ripple (XRP) Has gone back to leading the market~ It's the driving force behind the digital currency market.


Yahoo!映画「鋼の錬金術師」の高評価は業者の工作ではないかとの指摘が話題に


Yahoo!映画「鋼の錬金術師」の高評価は業者の工作ではないかとの指摘が話題に  日本人顔の金髪ってコンビニバイトに見えるから困る

Yahoo! Movies "Fullmetal Alchemist" positive reviews suspected of being work of film company, story gains popularity. I can see Japanese faces with blond hair at my job at the convenience store, and that's unsettling.


やりおるマン、やりおるマンだあああ〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜！！！！！


Yarisaa (university club that exists for the purpose of getting women drunk and taking advantage of them)


そう、リボンがええんよ🎀


YouTuber「16万フォロワーだからタダにしてください」ホテル「私のフォロワー数は30万です」 ホテル側、YouTuberを出禁に  なっ、まだ上がっていく！100...200...400！あっ、これはNSRの戦闘力でした。

YouTuber "Please make it free because I have 160 thousand followers." Hotel "I have 300 thousand followers." The hotel bans the Youtuber, and their followers still go up! 100... 200... 400! Oh, this was the fighting strength of the NSR.


バーチャルyoutuberとVRの相性の良さ  ありそう

Virtual youtuber and VR seem to have good compatibility


バーチャルyoutuber四天王

The four heavenly virtual YouTuber kings.


バーチャルyoutuber四天王  のじゃおじが一番すき

Virtual youtuber the big four  I like のじゃおじ the most


バーチャルyoutuberのらきゃっと生放送で顔バレしてしまう

Virtual youtuber face revealed during live  broadcasting.


バーチャルyoutuberでオナニーすると謎の罪悪感がこみあげて来るよな

Masturbating with virtual youtuber fills me up with a mysterious feeling of guilt.


バーチャルyoutuberでオナニーすると謎の罪悪感がこみあげて来るよな  * オナニーしちゃダメ   電脳少女シロ   ときのそら   富士葵   ねこます   にじさんじ勢の大半  * オナニーしていいけど敗北感がある   輝夜月   ミライアカリ   キズナアイ    月ノ美兎  * オナニーしていい   しずりん    こういう基準ですわ

I get a mysterious sense of guilt when I masturbate to virtual youtubers * You can't masturbate to Dennou Shoujo Siro , Toki No Sora, Fuji Aoi, Neko Masu, most of the Rainbow Forces *  You can masturbate, but will feel defeated by, Kaguya Luna, Mirari Akari, Kizuna Ai, Tsukino Mito  * You can masturbate to Shizu Rin. This is the standard.\\n\\n


Youtube broadcasts a dead body in a sea of trees.


YouTube「エルサゲート」アンパンマンに見せかけ暴力動画…子どもを守る方法は？  無料動画なんて珠玉混在だもんな   金払え金

YouTube "Elsagate" seems to show Anpanman, turns into violent video... How can children be protected? With free videos there are going to be good and bad ones mixed in. Money. Spend money.


Zaif謝罪「ゼロ円で仮想通貨買える状態だった」  「0円で購入した仮想通貨を取引所で売り注文に出されたため」  仮想通貨よくわからんけどノミ疑惑はこれで説明になってんの？

Zaif’s apology, “It was a condition where one could buy digital currency for zero yen.”  “This was because the digital currency I bought for 0 yen was sold in a transaction area.”  I don’t understand digital currency very well but are the allegations explained here?


デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました  2頭兄弟なのか。違う犬種なのかと思った   犬の気持ちは分からないけど、幸せそうに見える   犬がこういう顔してくれると嬉しいよな

Digital Minicomic "Zartan" #11 is finished  Digital mini communicator "Zartan"  I was wondering if it was a different dog breed  I don't know the feelings of the dog, but I can see that it looks happy  A dog is happy when it has a face like this


デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました

Digital mini comic "ZARTAN" #11 complete.


デジタルミニコミ『ZARTAN』＃11号できました

Digital minicomputer "ZARTAN" #11 completed.


ZOZOTOWN田端信太郎さん「誰か、高額納税者党を作ってほしい。少数派を多数派が弾圧する衆愚主義じゃないか。…」  ゲイツ見習えよこの禿げ

ZOZOTOWN's Tabata Shintaro "Somebody, please form a political party for high taxpayers. Aren't the ones oppressing minorities the majority who claims to be in their favor? ..." Follow the example of Bill Gates, you baldy.


マジンガーZvsけっこう仮面


Zwei: The Arges Adventure  15年前のラノベ絵みたいなビジュアルとデザインは非常に良い感じたが、ファルコムかあ……  日本語音声無しとかまた外人に叩かれるだろうに

Zwei: The Arges Adventure looks really great with visuals and design that looked like a picture light novel from 15 years ago. I think it was the Falcom system...\\nThere are no Japanese voices so it would probably be hit by foreigners.


(´＾ω＾｀)ﾔﾒﾀﾏｴ！


あんよくちゃい…(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)  少し削ろう

Feet are stinky…(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)  Let's reduce it a little


一人の女の子に裏通りで皆んな様でレイプしちゃうよね

Everybody raping a single girl in a back alley.


一人が好きで人との会話や付き合いが好きじゃないけど寂しがり屋  か、かわええ〜

A person who likes being alone, doesn't like talking or socializing with others, but easily becomes lonely  It's adorable~


一億総中流はすでに過去、アベノミクスの陰で日本の格差拡大  まあ相乗効果だろうねただ自由主義経済の弊害もろに受けてるのにアベノミクスにはそのバックアップ(果実?)がなかったことも要因かと

One hundred million has already passed. Inequality in Japan is widening thanks to Abenomics. This could also be because of the sinister effects of laissez faire economic thinking, but the main factor is the lack of any back up plan from Abenomics.


一冊埋めた時の達成感と絶望感

When I filled up one notebook I was filled with a sense of accomplishment but also despair.


もう一回成長できるドン！


もう一回リンク貼ってくれ


アフリカ一国(たしかナイジェリアだったか？)の年間電気使用量よりも多量の電力を使用する仮想通貨の採掘

Mining operation uses more electricity than the yearly usage of an African country (I think maybe it was Nigeria?).


一家の収入は波平とフネの年金に依存している

The entire family depends on the pensions from Nainohira and Fune.


一年のＫは元旦にあり…ということは…一年のＬは1月2日にあるんだよ！！！！

If K of the year is on new years day, the L of the year is January 2nd!


一度ドアで放電してからドアノブに触れることを覚えた

I learned to touch the door knob after getting an electrical discharge at the door one time.


一応公害みたいなもんだしな


ミラーズランキング 一戦負けたのが痛い…  もうSは無理やろね

ミラーズランキング the one loss hurts pretty bad... S is probably out of the question.


そりゃもうバックレ一択よ

I guess there's no choice but to leave without saying a thing.


Oh are they having a broadcast marathon?


一方ボリウッド（インドのハリウッド）では [r/funny]  勢いしか感じないインド人演出ホント好き

Meanwhile, in Bollywood (the Hollywood of India) [r/funny]  I feel nothing but momentum from Indian directors, I really like it


一方ボリウッド（インドのハリウッド）では [r/funny]  ロシアはミリタリー系なら大体実物使うから好き   あと火薬ドッカンドッカン使ってくれる

Meanwhile, in Bollywood (India's Hollywood) [r/funny] Russia usually uses actual military equipment so I like it. And they use loud gunpowder


一方そのころ岸勇希(Yuki Kishi)氏Twitterのリプライ欄では  消えてら

The reply column for Yuki Kishi's Twitter from then is all gone.


一方、左派はアベ一強の原因を国民レベルの低下に求めるのであった

On the other hand, the left looked to bring the main reason for Abe's power down to the level of the people.


一方自分は会食しまくってる模様

Meanwhile, Abe himself seems to be having dinner meetings constantly.


一昔前のブログでよく見た無意味に改行を沢山入れたり三点リーダ多用する感じのやつ

When I look at my older blogs, I feel I put in a lot of meaningless line breaks or elipses.


一時期この頭刺さったやつを壁紙にしてた

For a while my wallpaper was something with this guy's head.


一時は車椅子に 森友学園・籠池前理事長の獄中生活  ここまでやるともう安倍から人が離れて行きそう

Chief Director Kagoike Yasunori of Moritomo Gakuen School was temporarily in a wheelchair and went to jail. Since it has come to this, support for Abe looks to be weakening.


「ピザ一生分」が当たるくじ―ドミノが開始、いそげ

Domino starts a lottery where you can win "a lifetime's worth of pizza."


「コミュニティの一生」が指し示しているものはなんだったのか。

What is this “community life” that everyone points to?


一生貧困の宿命「アラフォー・クライシス」を生んだ犯人は誰だ 「不遇の世代」の悲痛な叫びを聞け  筆者(73年生)はアラフォーかという問題

Destined for a life of poverty. Who is the criminal who gave birth to the "Around 40 Crisis"? Listen to the sad cries of the "unlucky generation". The question is whether the author (born in 73) is around 40.


ももクロ「一番感動したのは5人の名前が入っていたのが4人になって『れに、かなこ、しおり、ささき・あやか』になった」と嬉々として紹介。

Momokuro happily introduces themselves by saying, "The most impressive thing is that by going from 5 people's names to 4, it's become 'Reni, Kanako, Shiori, Sasaki Ayaka'".


イーサリアム、なんやかんやで一瞬だけ1ETH=10万円を超える  一方俺はNEOに賭けていた。楽々40%上昇やぞ！中国万歳！   時価総額から見てもまだ倍は堅いで！買い増しや！

Etherium.  For one moment, the rate surpassed1ETH=100,000 yen. However, I have been betting on the NEO.  It will easily rise by 40%.  Three cheers for China!  Looking at the market price, it will be hard to double in value.  Buy more!


一般家庭なら例えばgmailを普通のブラウザで見たらキャッシュくらいしか残らないわけでそのPCへの保存容量は少ない

The amount of memory available for saving to the computer is small.


一見してそうとわからないだけ

You wouldn't know that at a glance, though.


また一つ賢くなりました。ありがとう😊


一部ネットで話題の新築マンション


一駅後から乗るという選択肢もある

There's also the option of getting on the train one station later.


そこは一騎当千かゆめりあだろ


丁寧さとは答弁の手厚さや言葉遣いのことだけではない。その発言の根底を流れる信念と覚悟の決意だ。そうなれば信じる部下が間違えたのならばその責任者としての首相が「僕が言ったのではない」にせよ、「責任を取る」覚悟と立場なのではないのか。予算委員会をしのげば解決とはいかないことに気づくべきだ。 「責任取る」覚悟と立場  サルに説法、たぬきに念仏

Politeness isn't just about the strength and wording of the answer. It's the basic belief that flows from the remark and the determination. So if a trusted subordinate makes a mistake, even if the Prime Minister, as the person in charge, says "I did not say that", because of his resolve and position, isn't it that he should take responsibility?  You have to realize that you can't defy the budget committee. A position and resolve to "take responsibility"  Preaching to monkeys, praying to raccoon dogs


七勝三敗  そうだその意気だ

7 wins and 3 losses \\nThat’s right\\nThat’s the spirit


２万3000円超の水準で取り引き


ビットコイン１万9000ドルに。２万ドルを試す展開  楽しみにしているよ   それみて俺ホルホルすっから

Bitcoin at 19,000 dollars. Looking forward to testing 20,000 dollars   I'll be looking with glee


タイのポンファンさんさん、４２００万バーツ（約１億４５００万円）の宝くじを当てる→家族や友人とお祝い→翌日、くじを失くす→自殺

Ponfan of Thailand wins 42,000,000 baht (approximately 145,000,000 yen) in lottery → Celebrates with family and friends → The next day, looses winning ticket → Commits suicide.


三丁目の夕日」「永遠の0」など


／^o^＼  Mishima and Numazu can't get along.


はぁ〜、三ヶ日セックスしたい……  それだ

LOL, I'd love to have sex for three days... That sounds great


わし三日ぶりぐらいにうんこ出るなど。これがクリスマスプレゼントか。神よ。  うんちみせい

This was my first bowel movement in about three days. Is this a Christmas present? God. My poop is not complete.


はぁ〜、三ヶ日セックスしたい……  それはセックスではない  まんぐり素股プレイだ

Ahh, I want to have Mikkabi sex... That isn't sex. It's just rubbing against her thighs.


Takaaki Mitsuhashi (48) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (teenager) Wife (1 Ehhh


Takaaki Mihashi (48) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (10's) Wife (1 husband, still not time for my teens!


三橋貴明容疑者が自ら逮捕予見

Suspect Mihashi Takaaki predicted his own arrest.


三浦瑠璃さん「正直、このレベルの発言が難しいとなれば、この国でまともな安保論議をすることは不可能です。私自身、政治家や官僚との勉強会や、非公表と前提とする有識者との会合から得ている情報もあるので、すべての情報源を明らかにすることはできませんが、本件は、専門家の間では一般的な認識であり、初めてメディアで語られたことですらありません。」  このおばさんがスリーパー・セルなんでねーの   安易な決め付けで疑うと言うことは疑われることでもあるんだけども

Lully Miura: "To be honest, if we can't even make comments like this, then Japan is going to find it impossible to really debate national security. I myself am privy to workshops with politicians and bureaucrats, as well as from meetings with experts who asked to remain nameless; while I cannot disclose all of my sources, this case is considered common knowledge among experts, nor is it the first time it is discussed in the media.


三浦瑠璃さん「正直、このレベルの発言が難しいとなれば、この国でまともな安保論議をすることは不可能です。私自身、政治家や官僚との勉強会や、非公表と前提とする有識者との会合から得ている情報もあるので、すべての情報源を明らかにすることはできませんが、本件は、専門家の間では一般的な認識であり、初めてメディアで語られたことですらありません。」  ルリたんの長文初めて読んだ   アメリカの調査結果とか国際政治学を持ち出して、北朝鮮や中国の脅威を確認するために自由な議論を……って主張するスタイルか   オカルト研究家がUFOや宇宙人を説明する際に「NASAが……」と持ち出すのと同じだな

Miura Lully "Honestly, if this level of comment is difficult, then having a proper discussion on safety in this country is not possible. I myself have information I've gained from symposiums with politicians and bureaucrats as well as from experts speaking on condition of anonymity, so I am unable to disclose all of my sources, but for this matter among experts there is a common understanding, and this isn't the first time it's been reported by the media." This was my first time reading a long piece from Lully. Taking results from America and international politics, and having a free discussion to try to confirm threats like North Korea and China... I guess that's the style she's using. It's just like how when a crackpot researcher explains aliens or UFOs they always bring up "NASA did..."


三浦瑠麗の再反論“大震災時に北朝鮮工作員の迫撃砲発見”に阪神大震災を取材した記者たちが「聞いたことない」

Refutation of Miura Rui: Reporters who covered the Great Hanshin Earthquake "have never heard of" the 'discovery of mortar from a North Korean Agent at the time of the great earthquake'.


三浦瑠麗氏、ワイドナショーでの発言に批判殺到 三浦氏は「うがった見方」と反論  なぜネトウヨという人種は謝れない病に蝕まれているのか   いやこれこそがネトウヨたる部分だからメンチャイ出来るようになった時点で   ネトウヨとして終わるのか

Ruiri Miura received a torrent of  abuse for his remarks on the "Wide Show".  Refuting the 'warped view'.  Why are these 'netouyo' right wing bloggers eaten up with this sickness that makes them unable to apologise?  If they ever get to the point where they can say sorry, then they are finished as 'netouyo'.


三浦瑠麗氏、ワイドナショーでの発言で物議 「このレベルの発言が難しいのであれば、安全保障についての議論は不可能」  第三者に真偽判断を委ねるのは、政府などによる介入リスクがあり問題だということだね       訂正させてもらうよ   ファクトチェック→自社内での真偽検証

Miura Lully, controversy over remarks on TV show "If this level of remark is difficult, then it is impossible to have a discussion about security guarantees." Asking a third party about their opinion on the validity of the statement, they said there is a problem with risk of involvement by the government or others.   Allow me to make a correction. Fact check → Authenticity verification within the company.


三田佳子次男また警察沙汰！元・乃木坂46メンバーへ暴行騒動  山口も捜査してよ…

Mita Yoshiko's second son involved in another brush with the law! Assault of former Nogizaka46 member. Please investigate Yamamoto as well...


ホワイトぶりをアピールしていた三田紀房、元アシスタントに残業代を請求される（インベスターＺ、ドラゴン桜の人）

Norifusa Mita(wrote Invester Z, Dragon's cherryblossom) who was promoting his fairness got charged for his ex assisstant's overtime fees.


三菱ジェット、実機展示見送り

Mitsubishi Jet postpones aircraft exhibition.


三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討  auのじぶん銀行だと預金残高で引き出し無料回数設定されてるから  預金残高でランク訳されて無料になるか有料になるか分かれそう  とりあえず預金をあまり増やせそうにない人はメガバン離れてゆうちょとネットバンクって流れになりそう

Mitsubishi Tokyo UFJ Bank, Suitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation and Mizuho Bank consider whether they can charge fees on deposit account withdrawals from hundreds to thousands of yen per year. au's self bank will have a limited number of free withdrawals with the number set based on your deposit balance tier. Anyone who is unlikely to significantly increase their deposit balance will move away from megabanks and toward post office and internet banks.


三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討

Mitsubishi Tokyo UFJ bank, Mitui Sumitomo Bank, Mizuho Bank are considering charging a service fee of a couple hundred to a couple thousand yen yearly to maintain the bank accounts.


三菱東京ＵＦＪ銀行、三井住友銀行、みずほ銀行が銀行口座の維持にかかる費用を手数料として年間数百～数千円預金者から徴収できるか検討  仮想通貨や電子マネーに流れてキャッシュレス化が進むのか、それともタンス預金で時代に逆行するのか  まあ後者かな

There is an investigation over whether Mitsubishi Tokyo UF Bank, Mistui Sumitomo Bank and Mizuho Bank can collect handling fees from depositors for account maintenance ranging from hundreds to thousands of yen a year. Do virtual currencies and electric money mean we are heading for a cashless society? Or will we return to the old 'Tansu deposit' system?  I think the latter.


三菱航空機の福原氏、外国メディアのインタビューでMRJを1000機以上売ると堂々と発言

Mr Fukuhara of Mitsubishi Aircraft, in  an interview with foreign media boasted that they sell over 1000 MRJ aircraft, with no reported incidences of any delays in delivery.


三菱航空機の福原氏、外国メディアのインタビューでMRJを1000機以上売ると堂々と発言  千機売りたいんだろうが遅延しすぎて既に   商戦期を逃したんだが

In interview with overseas press outlet, Fukuhara of Mitsubishi Aircraft Corp. boldly declares plan to sell over 1,000 MRJ. They  may want to sell 1,000, but they're so late to the game that they've already missed the sales wars.


ツイッター上でもざわついてきてるし


上半身男 下半身女 鉱物擬人化 百合 もしくはボーイズラブ 俺のオチンチンは何に反応しているのか  あの美脚っぷりが素晴らしい  特にOPのフォス足が俺を魅惑する･･･

Sayuri, an anthropomorphized mineral with a male upper body and female lower body. In other words yaoi. What is my dick responding to. Those nice legs are fantastic. Especially OP's phos legs seduce me...


上司「これこうしときましたー」 ぼく「えっ」「なんでですか？」「ありえないですよね」「えっ」「なんで？」「なんで？」「なんで？」 後輩「（ぼくを遮り）これは○○だからこうしたほうがいいですよね、だからこうすべきだったんですよ」 先輩「なるほど、そう修正するわ。」  コミュ力マイナスのぼく  「じゃあ○○の△△を××しといて。◇◇はしなくて良いから。」  「…えっ？、あっ、はい」(メモメモ  「じゃあよろしく」  「………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………(カタカタカタカタ」  「…………？(カタカタ」  「………………………」(メモ見返し  「………………………」  「………………………………」(ガタッ  「………スミマセッ、◇◇を××するにはどうしたら」  「◇◇はしなくて良いって言ったよね」  「あっ、はいっスミマセッ…」

Boss "I did it like this." Me "Huh?" "Why?" "No way." "Huh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" Younger colleague "(Cutting me off) This is ○○, so doing it like this is good, and this is how it should be done." Older colleague "I see, I'll redo it like that." Communicationally challenged me "Well then, ○○'s △△ the ××. There's no need to ◇◇." "...Huh? Uh, yeah." (Takes notes) "Go for it." "... (type type type)" "...... (type type type)" "......? (type type)" "........." (Looks back at notes) "........." "............" (Smash) "... Sorry, how should I ×× the ◇◇?" "I said there's no need to ◇◇." "Ah, yeah, sorry..."


Boss "I did it like this." Me "Huh?" "Why?" "That makes no sense." "Huh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" Younger colleague (interrupting me) "This is ○○, so it makes sense to do it like this, that is why doing it like this was correct." Older colleague "I see, let's fix it like that." Me with my negative communication power "Well, let's do ○○ △△ like ××. There is no need to ◇◇." (jots down notes) "Well, thanks." "......(type type type)." "......(type type type)." "......? (type type)." "............" (looks back at notes) "............" "..............." (smash) "... Sorry, how do I ×× the ◇◇?" "I said that there is no need to ◇◇." Ah, yes, sorry..."


上手い（確信）  いつの間にか3曲の合計スコアに応じてイベントptが増えるようになってる   前はアンコールボーナス入れても最大575ptぐらいだったのに   つまり無課金で強いSSRを持っていないくても実力さえあれば高効率が出せる   一方で実力がなくても課金して強いSSRを揃えていれば同じく高効率が出せる   やはり神ゲーか

Skilled (confidence)  Before you know it, the event pt increases according to the combined score of 3 songs  Before, even if I had an encore bonus, I got about 575 points maximum So in other words, even if you don't pay and you don't have a strong SSR, as long as you have a good skill you can get high efficiency  On the other hand, if you're not very skilled, you can pay a lot to make a high SSR and get high efficiency  Of course, what a godly game


ＧＤＰ上方修正 年率２．５％増  まあまあだな  次は下々へカネを回す政策が必要

The GDP upward revision annual rate raised 2.5%, Alright the next policies need to return money to the lower class


上気道ウィルス感染系はマスクは無効とずっと思ってたわ

I always thought masks were ineffective for upper respiratory tract viruses.


テンション上がらんぬえ～～  汗散るコリン

Tension doesn’t rise\\nSweat disperses from choline


「ネット上のハンドルネームが突如本名になる」バグがXboxで発生して大混乱

'An internet nickname will suddenly became a real name' A bug has been discovered in Xbox.


「ネット上のハンドルネームが突如本名になる」バグがXboxで発生して大混乱  百田とか高クリとか実名もいくらでもいるやん

An internet pen name suddenly becomes a real name.  An infestation of computer bugs on XBox causes chaos. There are a lots of people with the real names Momota or Takakuri.


上級国民とその他国民という階級？

The social classes of the upper elite and people from other countries?


We acquired named list of 7200 pedophiles so sleep with fear" Upper class citizens are excluded


【上級私人】飲み会三昧の昭恵夫人 首相公邸で忘年会開催の公私混同  「これTVドラマかマンガかよ…えっ?現実?!」っていう…

[High class private individual] Lady Akie is absorbed into the drinking party. Public officials and private individuals mingle together at the year end party held at the public residence of the prime minister. I was thinking to myself, “Is this a television drama or a manga?...What?...This is real?!”


もうゲームって上級者しかやってないんじゃねーの  アークは相変わらずマッチング周りが旧世代から改善しねえし  鉄拳は7のアケ放置やらキャラ選もあれだし   3以降家庭用モードも劣化する一方だし昔から   開発とランカーが癒着してるって噂は相変わらず有るし    カプコンはマッチング周りは一番安定してるけど   家庭用でアケのタイムリリース要素を再現しようとして   個人的には面白い要素だし頑張ってたけど   それ以外を疎かにして死んでたし    結局何だかんだ言ってEVOやらなんやらに無駄に選ばれる割には   一歩抜き出てる開発は居ない気が     ~~^セガ？ ^テクモ？ ^SNK? ^知らんなぁ~~

Games are not just for high level people. As always Ark uses last generation matchmaking and isn't being improved. Tekken hasn't been improved since the 7th generation arcade machine, and there's also that thing with character selection. Since 3 the household version has been continually getting worse. There are still rumors that the developers and top players are in collusion. Capcom does have the most stable matchmaking, but they are trying to reproduce the arcade timed releases for household use, and while I personally do think it's interesting and tried it, other than that it's been neglected and left to die. In the end they just keep referencing back to EVO, and it feels like no matter how you choose there aren't any developers doing a great job. ~~ SEGA? Tecmo? SNK? Who knows ~~


ネット上で話題の男性裸像３体、取材対応で作者困惑  9cm

The topic on the internet, Three nude male statues, Bewildered author's interview 9cm


ネット上で話題の男性裸像３体、取材対応で作者困惑  つまり「俺はつよーい　俺はもてーる　セックルセックル」   っつーホソモシアルの戯画なんだけど   当の男が無自覚すぎて何にも伝わってないのがクソオブクソｗ

The artist who created the three statues of naked men that is a topic on the net is troubled by dealing with the press. So it's the caricature of "men are strong, men are seductive, sex sex". The fact that actual men are too unaware of themselves to get the message is the shit of shit (haha).


カンボジア上院選 最大野党が解党に追い込まれていたため全議席を与党が獲得  民意は示された！

Cambodian upper house election: largest opposition party was forced to disband, so all seats filled by incumbent party. Seems the popular will was served!


上顎もヤバイが目がもっとヤバイ

The upper jaw is crazy but the eyes are crazier.


「どんどん下げられると、やっていけない」

"If it continues to drop then people won't be able to live."


「どんどん下げられると、やっていけない」


下・左下・左＋パンチ  節子！それ波動拳やない！灼熱波動拳や！

Lower, lower left, left, and punch.  Setsuko! That's some lightning series of punches!


インフルは下手すると死ぬから嫌だぞ俺

With influenza if things go bad it can lead to death, so I don't like it.


下手に無理して会社行っても周りに気を使わせるだけだよ！休もう！


…下手なひきこもりより狭いなｗ

...It's much smaller than a social recluse LOL.


こっちの下水排出口の点検をします（ゲスい顔

It will examine the sewer emission pipe here (Sewer face


下町ボブスレー公式アカウント


下町ボブスレー公式アカウント はちま起稿やnetgeekの記事をわりとよくツイートしていた  さもありなん

Shimomachi Bobsleigh Official Account  Manuscripts and netgeek articles were often tweeted frequently


「下町ボブスレー」案件に見る日本の技術力の衰退と手段の目的化という本末転倒、質の悪さを棚に上げジャマイカに損害賠償請求も  ジャマイカ代表からクレームが来る  →オリンピック本番まであと1ヶ月  →職人たちが知恵を出し合い問題点を洗い出す  →不眠不休の作業で当日の朝完成  →試乗したジャマイカの選手「これは・・・行ける！！」  →結果は惜しくも5位とかだけど善戦した選手たちは職人と手を取り合って涙  →エンディング（BGM中島みゆき）  昔のJAPANのものづくりは良くも悪くもこういうパターンだったよね

Shitamachi Bobsleigh: This matter highlights the decline of Japanese technology and poor priorities when making goals. Demanding restitutions from the Jamaicans who were unaware of the poor quality as well. First the claim from the Jamaican team. Then one month prior to the Olympics the workers work together to reveal the problem. They work day and night without sleep to fix the problem on the day before the event. The Jamaicans test drive it and say, "This will work!". Unfortunately they finish 5th, but they put up a good fight. The athletes and workers join hands in tears. Ending theme by Miyuki Nakajima plays. In the past Japan's craftsmanship was like that for better or worse.


下痢「勝手に忖度しただけ。頼んでないし」

Diarrhea "It was speculation made on their own.


下痢と阿呆とハゲ2人が胸をなでおろしてると思うと胸糞悪いな

When I think about the relief of the two diarrhetic, stupid, bald guys it makes my heart ache.


下着姿の女性、白馬でナイトクラブにちん入

A woman in underwear entered a nightclub on a white horse.


もはや下級国民に対する悪意しか感じない人選

They've already selected people that only feel ill towards lower class citizens.


イーサリアムが下がり西村コインが上がる


下がってるときに買う派だけど、こういうのは後知恵ではある

I'm a person who buys when it goes down, but there's some hindsight in that.


下駄ーロボと雪駄ーマルスなんてのが昔の漫画でいたなあ。

It was in the old comics Geta, robots, snow geta, and Mars


ユーザー不在の締め出し合戦へ

Its becoming a contest of freezing out absent users.


不完全ながら森友サブレに3/8〜17日までの森友問題に関する報道を集めたスレを作ってみた  GJ   森友で検索すれば出るとは限らないからなー

Although still incomplete, I created slideshow showing the Moritomo problem that happened from  March 8th to March 17th. This is because if you search for Gj Moritomo, results will not necessarily be there.


不審な格好・行動・言動・ハーモニカ

Suspicious appearance / actions / words / harmonica.


不幸な事件なのにバケツリレーで笑ってしまって申し訳なく思う

I am so ashamed to admit that I was laughing at the term “bucket relay” because it was an unfortunate incident.


コミニュケーションが不得意なものはどうやって生きたら良いの？

How should people who are not good at communication live?


ガールズちゃんねるに「不快なG画像」大量投稿、運営がユーザーへの法的措置決定

Girls channel shows mass posting of "unpleasant G image" , The commitee decided the legal action to the users.


ガールズちゃんねるに「不快なG画像」大量投稿、運営がユーザーへの法的措置決定  あぁ春が近いんだな

A large number of "unpleasant G images" were posted to Girls Channel. Management has decided to take legal action against the user. Ah, it's almost Spring.


なぜ不景気でも「平均所得」は上がるのか シンプソンのパラドックス  統計で嘘をつく法

Why does the 「Average income」rise even in a depression?  Simpson's paradox  Lying using statistics


あいぽん「不正なSIMです」ぼく「は？」  てんさい

iPhone: 「It's an improper SIM」Me:「Huh?」Genius


不正入札摘発、リニア新幹線は加計と同じ“アベ友”利権だ！ JR東海・葛西敬之会長のために30兆円を出した安倍首相  航空機、高速道

Unlawful funding exposed in projects such as the linear bullet train project.  Prime minister Abe had special interest in this to please Chairman Noriyuki with 30 trillion yen.


不法滞在者の通報で最高5万円の「報奨金」が支払われる│NEWSポストセブン

The bounty of 50,000 yen for reporting on illegal residents is the highest its ever been | News Post Seven.


不法滞在者の通報で最高5万円の「報奨金」が支払われる│NEWSポストセブン  何年か前、在留制度が変わって在日は全員国外退去！とかデマに踊らされたウヨ君たちが、在日認定した人物をこの制度で入管に通報しまくって業務妨害してたな

Up to a 50,000 yen "reward" paid for reporting illegal resident | NEWS Post Seven. Some years ago the system for foreign residents changed, and all foreigners living in Japan had to leave! The right wingers who spread this kind of fake news are the same ones who make so many reports about foreign residents that they clog up the system.


シラスウナギ不漁。なぜか去年から99.4%減少。関係者「グアム近海で生まれる稚魚の回遊が遅れているのではないか」  ピカー

Poor fishing of shirasu eel. For some reason since last year there's a 99.4% decline. A person involved with the story said, "Is it maybe a delay in migration of the young fish born near the coast of Guam?" Bingo.


不眠と不整脈酷かったのだが，お茶とコーヒーのがぶ飲み止めて治まったぞ。

Lack of sleep and irregular heartbeat are horrible, but if they stop gulping down tea and coffee they get better.


めだかボックスの不知火はアニメ化までずっとピンク髪だと思ってたマンです

Up until the anime version I thought Shiranui from Medaka Box always had pink hair.


不老不死の鍵を握る哺乳類「ハダカデバネズミ」。老化を見せず生殖も（今のところ）永遠に続ける  これって新世界よりでいたよね

A mammal "Hadaka deer" which holds the key to immortality. It does not show aging and reproductive (for now) keep on forever. It reminded me of character in Shinsekai Yori.


いきなり「ほぼ不評」なのが・・・


ドライバー不足対策でダブル連結トラック導入へ

To cope with insufficient numbers of drivers introduces double connected trucks.


世の中がままならないことを自覚したところでままならなさがままになる訳でもないから結局何をどうしようとままならなさから逃れられないし本当に世の中ままならないな

When you realize you don't always get your way in the world, it isn't like not getting your way will become getting your way, so in the end no matter what you do you can't run away from not getting your way, and you really don't always get your way in the world.


シニア世代は仮想通貨をどう思っている?87%が「今後も利用する気はない」  仮想通貨使わなくても死ニアせん

What do elderly people think about virtual currency? 87% of them answered "I will not use them in the future." They won't die even if they don't use the virtual currency.


ゆとり世代「俺が子供のころは全然重いと思わなかったけどな～？」

Their softie parents say, "They didn't seem heavy at all in my days..." Textbooks today are about 1cm thick, too.


スマホ世代「ローマ字変換に頭使う」

For the smartphone generation "typing Japanese on a keyboard via romaji is tough."


（いや、世代的にはもっと後で「だぁ！だぁ！だぁ！」か？）を見ていた頃に


いやポンやインベーダー世代はスマホでゲームやってるのは結構いるぞ

There are a lot of people that play cell phone games in this age of earphones and invaders.


スマホ世代って視力どうなってるのかな

I wonder what will happen with the smartphone generation and their eyesight.


世帯収入だから単身世帯数の増加も効きそうな気がする

It's household income so I have a feeling that individual income numbers are also up.


世界で一番ビットコイン投資に夢中なのは30代、40代の日本人男性

The people who are most absorbed in investing in Bitcoin in the world are Japanese men in their 30s and 40s.


「世界一の美少女」ロシアの6歳に欧米メディアもざわつく

「The world's beauties」 6 year old Russian shakes up American social media.


世界一辛い死神チャーハン

The hardest death god spicy Fried rice in the world.


世界の借金を国別で表したグラフ GDP比で色分けも  ネトウヨ「クールジャパンだね！これは安倍ちゃんGJだね！」

Graph showing world debt by country. We can color differently by GDP ratio. "Cool Japan! It is Abe chan GJ!" according to internet rightwing


ベネズエラが世界で初めて国家として仮想通貨を発行  何で既存の暗号通貨を使かわないんだよ意味無え

Venezuela is the world's first nation to issue cryptocurrency. Why don't they use preexisting cryptocurrency. What's the point of that.


世界初バーチャルドラゴンお爺ちゃんYouTuber誕生！【001】

The first Virtual Dragon Grandpa YouTuber in the world has been born!


世界で初めてヒト頭部移植に成功／ロシア人患者の頭部を、脳死の身体提供者に移植  なん・・だと！

A human head has been sucesfullly transplanted for the first time in the world / A Russian's head was transplanted to the body of someone who was brain dead... what!


世界のスタンダードは右側通行


『これが世界の恥さらし「安倍親衛隊」だ！』

"This is the shameful 'Abe Guard' of the world!"


世界景気に完全依存する日本経済、なぜ「あの教訓」に学ばないのか  悪くなってもいいから何かすることが大事だよ   特にこの国の民には効果的   これを国語では統治法と言います

Japanese economy completely depends on the global economy Why not learn from 'that lesson' It is important to do something even if it becomes bad It's particularly effective for the people of this country It's called the governing law in national language


世界最大のBitcoinマイナーはマイニングマシン構築のためNVIDIAよりも大量のシリコン半導体を購入している

Worlds largest bitcoin miner eschews NVIDIA to purchase large quantity of silicon semiconductors for building mining machines.


“世界で最も寒い村”に自転車で…日本人学生ら保護

Going through “the coldest village in the world” by bike... Japanese students are preserving it.


世界最強だった"北朝鮮の囲碁AI"の現状

Current status of the "North Korean Go AI" that was the strongest in the world.


In the worldwide ranking that is still cheap.


世界的ネトウヨ漫画家はすみとしこさん レイパー山口事件を題材にする  はすみとしこ「私茨城うまれネトウヨ育ち性犯罪者は大体友達♪」

The global online right wing manga artist is Toshiko Sumi, who has made the raper Yamaguchi incident into a talking point. "I was born in Ibaraki, raised as an online right winger, and sex offenders are my main friends♪"


世界興収１０億ドルを突破

Box office takings world wide exceeded a billion dollars.


「ダサい」セーターの世界選手権、フランス南部で開催

Unfashionable sweater companies that have the rights to players all over the world are holding a seminar in southern France.


世界は隠れた法則に支配されている


世界の雑記帳：米陸軍、戦場で活躍して帰国した軍用犬への不当な扱い認める

World notebook: US Army, inappropriate treatment acknowledged regarding former war dog that saw service in the battlefield before returning home.


世界の雑記帳：米陸軍、戦場で活躍して帰国した軍用犬への不当な扱い認める  大抵の国の軍用犬は運用する兵士たちより階級上だよ   自衛隊でも階級はそうなってる（だいたい2階級）

World notebook: US Army, admits that war dog who took part on the battlefield and then returned home was treated improperly. For most countries war dogs have a higher rank than the solders who use them. In the Japanese Defense Force the ranks are like that. (Usually about two ranks.)


世紀のヒット商品『写ルンです』の〝ルン〟の意味  カシオの廉価デジカメの登場に当時一番震撼したのはフィルム産業と現像屋さん   カメラ本体が安いという事実以上に 現像のたびにプライベートを暴露しないといけないユーザーの解放感はすごかったと思う   『この写真は渡せません・・・』は昭和怪談の定番だしね      そして現像屋を介さなくなってからのエロ産業のインディーズ化はすごかった

Meaning  of 'run', the product of the century. Those that were affected most from the appearance of Casio's cheap digital camera when it came out were the photographic film industry and film development shops.  Not only was the price cheaper, but the users must have felt a sense of liberation at not having to show their snaps to others each time they wanted them developed. \\nIt used to be quite usual to hear 'this picture cannot be developed'. When developing photos could be done without going through film development stores, this increased the independence of the blue photo industries.\\n\\n


世耕経産相、原発ゼロ法案を批判

Sekō Minister of Economy, Trade and Industry criticizes bill for zero nuclear power.


あ、フォークで  あ、まあいいや  あ、やっちまった……  あ、お世話になります  あ、その件でしたら

Ah, fork, ah, oh well, now I've done it... Ah, much thanks, ah, as for that matter


ＪＮＮ世論調査、森友問題の政府説明「納得できない」８割超す

JNN public opinion poll, Moritomo Problem government explanation "not satisfactory" to over 80%.


「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  ある時払いの催促なしなら金借りたらんこともねえで

It's no longer, "Why is it only hard for banks when the world economic outlook is good?" but rather it's "the core business" that can't earn money. If there ain't pressure to pay back loans in installments, then there ain't no reason to lend money.


「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  本業で稼げない。副業(サラ金)で稼ぐ。こうですか？

"The world economy is good, but for banks only things are tough". Can no longer make money from the "core business". Can no longer make money from the core business. Make money from the side job (loan sharking). Like this?


「世間は景気がいいのに銀行だけが苦しい」もはや「本業」で稼げない  カードローンやアパート融資は金余りで融資先がない中での苦肉の策なのよ    藁を掴む思いだから余裕あっての事業じゃない

"The economy is good but only the banks are having a hard time." I can't make a living with just my "regular occupation." Card loans and apartment financings are a last resort because there aren't any borrowers. We're grasping at straws, it's not a business with lots of leeway.


「世間には謝らない、嫌な人は見なければいい」世界一のクリスマスツリーProjectがさらなる燃料投下  「世_間」なんかに謝罪する必要はないし, 「迷_惑」をかけたこともまったく謝罪する必要もない.  「世_間」, 「迷_惑をかけたこと」, 「騒がせたこと」は3大謝罪しなくて良い対象

"Do not apologize for society, it's okay to look away from unpleasant people." The World's Number One Christmas Tree Project is Adding Fuel to the Criticism  There's no need to apologize to "society", or for "being an annoyance", or to apologize at all.  Those who do not have to apologize for "society", "being an annoyance", "or causing a racket" are good targets.


ボウリング両手投げの選手が増加、公式戦で優勝する選手も  へえ。ルールとしてアリなのか

Increase in number of bowlers who bowl with both hands, including winner of public tournament. Hmm. Is that allowed by the rules?


Games are not there for education; that's what schools are for.


タラオは両親からの虐待にあい放置児

Tarao is a victim of abuse by his parents which was left unchecked.


ムーミンと並ぶフィンランドの人気日本アニメ「銀牙」そのワケは…

The reason why the popular Japanese anime "Ginga" is on the same level as Moomin.


ムーミンと並ぶフィンランドの人気日本アニメ「銀牙」そのワケは…  武田のじっさまだぜ

Finland's popular Japanese anime "Ginga" lined with Moomin is.. Takeda's Jizo


バイト中に15歳少女が転落死

Fifteen year old girl falls and dies during part time job.


I'm afraid the person inside is also a woman


中共の新聞がやれば褒める

If a Chinese Communist newspaper does it they get praised.


中古買取に対応するダウンロード販売サービスRobot Cacheが年内にもサービス開始へ  傘下のPlayfireの実績解除でお金貰えるシステムも 石油王の道楽説出てたな

Download sales service Robot Cache, which supports buying used items, will begin service this year. Includes money earning achievement system of affiliated Playfire. It's like playtime for oil magnates.


中古で買い替えまくってるスタイルや

You can buy lots of cheap ink at second hand stores.


中国にAV女優って居ないの？


中国のIT企業「捜狗（Sogou）」が開発

Lip shape recognition is a technology that combines image recognition and natural language processing in one.


中国人旅行者の日本の印象「あまり豊かじゃない」「小柄な高齢者だらけ」「街が古くて小さい」「インフラが更新されてない」「昔懐かしい」「観光地がしょぼい」「男尊女卑がすごい」「現金で買物をしてFAXを使っている奇特な国」「警官がいばってない」  中国って電子決済ばっかってきいたけどマジなん

Chinese tourists' impressions of Japan 'not very flattering' \\n'Full of little old people'\\n'The roads are old and small'\\n'The infrastructure has not been updated'\\n'Nostalgic'\\n'The tourist sites are shabby'\\n'Lots of sexism against women'\\n'Its great being able to pay cash when shopping and to use Faxes'\\n'The police are not up themselves'\\nIn China, I hear electronic payment is a big thing.\\n\\n\\n\\n\\n


中国人が日本人には絶対言わない、日本旅行の意外な本音

Chinese never tell Japanese their true intentions for visiting Japan.


中国 全人代で習主席に近い人物ら要職に選出へ  シュウトモ

To nominate the people in mainland China who are close to the trainee seat


そのうち中国から切られれるよ


中国のスパコン"天河三号"、このまま日本が某社長逮捕で揉めてれば繰り上がり一位の見込み  1エクサフロップスを超えるスパコンは日中米どこでも計画してるけど   例の社長が逮捕されたPEZY社が台数増やして中国とか富士通に先駆けて実現する予定だったんだと

China's super computer Tianhe no. 3 predicted to be number 1.  An order of magnitude greater than a certain company president captured in Japan.  Computers exceeding 1 exaFLOPs are planned for China, Japan, US and other place, but the PREZY company, where the company president was captured, is increasing the number.  China and Fujitustu are the pioneers for this development.


中国のスパコン"天河三号"、このまま日本が某社長逮捕で揉めてれば繰り上がり一位の見込み

Chinese super computer "天河三号" could reach the top spot if Japan bickers over the arrest of a certain company president.


中国「女徳学校」の内情  字面といい教えてる事といいエロい学校にしか見えない

The reality of "women's education" in China: from the font used, to what they teach...everything about this just resembles an erotic school from my point of view.


中国の小学校で大気汚染対策の為、石炭ストーブを撤去したところ寒さで児童が凍傷に、代わりの電気ストーブの設置も間に合わず  スズメは害鳥なんよ

As part of air population countermeasures, China's elementary schools have gotten rid of coal stoves, but children have gotten frostbite from the resulting cold. There hasn't been enough time to install electric stoves. Sparrows are pests.


中国政府「これからは毛沢東主義者も取り締まっていきまーす」中国人「」  毛沢山主義者って   禿げに失礼だろってことか？

The Chinese government said: "From here on out, we well also be cracking down on Maoists". The Chinese people said: "Isn't that being rude to bald people calling them Maoists?"


中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど

The Chinese government released a list of harmful games that would result in fines and penalties.


中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  公式見たら今なんか別のイベントやってるみたいね   グラーフシュペーが出るらしい   それにしてもこんな早くイベントあるとは思ってなかったから先日無意味に小型１０連してキューブ溶かしてしまったなあ   まあssr4つとか育成考えると頭痛すぎるからでないほうがむしろ良いわー(物欲センサoff

Chinese government, publish a list of harmful games subject to fines and revision. Looking at the official appearance, such as FGO and Azur Lane, I guess it is something different now. It looks like Graf Spee is coming out. Despite this, I did not think such an event would come soon. 10 small cubes melted for no reason the other day. Considering ssr4, etc., training, it is better not to worry about things too much... (Motion sensor off


中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  連打で買えるようなUIだっけ   始めた頃は建造材、キューブ、資金買って建造してたわ   今は貿易証とたまに燃料買うぐらい

Chinese government announces list of harmful videogames subject to fines and orders for correction. List includes FGO and Azur Lane. What was the issue, again? A UI that lets you rapidly buy items in succession? When I first got into it, I built by buying building material, cubes, and capital. Now I just buy trade certificates and fuel occasionally.


中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  ワイ、連打するとこ間違えて建造財にダイヤ溶かして無事死亡  建造財引き換えイベはよ

Chinese government declared a list of toxic video games they demanded fines and corrections. FGO, Azuru Lane, etc. Diamond melted into building material due to a mistake. We must quickly replace the building material.


中国政府、罰金と修正を命じた有害ゲームリストを発表。FGOやアズールレーンなど  金鰤は課金の影響を受けないから   同一艦をたくさん引ける廃課金にはガンガン回してもらって   今回限りの限定だとしても現物があればいつか育てられるし   前半後半に分けてピックアップを変えてくるのも被りの救済措置だろうから   イベ艦建造６％は多くのユーザーの手に入ると考えれば上手いやり方なのかも

Chinese government, announces list of harmful games that will be fined and need to make changes. Includes FGO and Azur Lane. Kinburi isn't related to spending real money, but you can drop a ton of money opening the same ship over and over. Even if the limit is for this time only, if the real thing is there it can be raised, and if you break it down into the first half and later half and change the pickup there's the rescue action. If the ship building event 6% reaches a lot of users, then if you think about it that might be a good way to go.


中国、新疆ウイグル自治区で顔認識システム運用をテスト。指定地域から300m以上離れると当局に警告  ？？「羨ましい」

Testing the facial recognition system in the Xinjiang Uighur Autonomous Region, China. The authorities are warned if anyone goes more than 300m from the designated area.  "So jealous".


中国「歩行者優先」を強化

China's "pedestrian first movement" has been strengthend.


中国「独身の日」セール 商品８割近くで値引きウソ | NHKニュース  楽天に続け

China "Bachelor Day" sale. Products discounted almost 80% | NHK News. Rakuten following?


中国オタク界隈は恐慌状態に

Chinese Otaku  are in the state of panic.


中国の監視網がたちまち人を特定 AI付き監視カメラ全国に  上級様や政府関係者は除外されてるなら糞だよ糞

Chinese surveillance system can instantly identify a person. Surveillance cameras with AI all over the country. If the elite class and political personnel are exempt, that that's bullshit. Bullshit.


中国の若者たちに性を教えた日本のポルノ女優

The Japanese porn stars who taught Chinese people about sex.


中国、西安市に高さ100mの都市級空気清浄機を建設

In Xi'an city, China, a 100 meter tall city air cleaner has been constructed.


ベンツ、中国では見られないはずのインスタグラムにダライ・ラマ語録引用したことで中国に謝罪

Mercedes apologizes to China for using phrases from the Dalai Lama on Instagram that should not have been viewable in China.


中国で「キラキラネーム」の進化が止まらない 次は「魚香肉糸」「麻婆豆腐」か？  †ナントカ姫†　みたいな名前の人って滅んだよね

The evolution of "kira kira names" in China won't stop. Next is "Yu Xiang Rou Si" or "Mapo Tofu"? People with names like †Such and such princess† are weird.


中国で「ダーリン・イン・ザ・フランキス」が配信中止

"DARLING in the FRANXX" is no longer being released in China.


中学校の非常勤講師を児童買春容疑で逮捕 | NHKニュース  マジで教師の性犯罪多過ぎィ

NHK News|A part time teacher was arrested for child prostitution. There are too many teachers committing sex crimes.


中学生にしてやれてNDK


That is how middle school students feel.


中学生運転の軽トラック事故で１人死亡

The death of one person in a small truck accident in which a junior high school student was driving  I wondered if I should write "Oh it hurts!


中学行ったら学ランドリルに進化

Evolution into Randol as a junior high school student.


中１弟を包丁で刺した疑い 中３兄を殺人未遂容疑で逮捕  弟殺しすぎ問題

Suspected of stabbing grade 1 junior high school brother Grade 3 junior high school brother arrested of attempted murder Too much brother killing problem


中性子星同士の合体、今年の飛躍的研究「ブレークスルー」賞に  一万年と二千年前から

The coalescence of neutron stars, this year's rapid research "breakthrough" award  Starting ten thousand and two thousand years ago


中核市で初、ツタヤ運営ＣＣＣが指定管理者候補者に

The core city is for the first time giving out a Shiwakayama library to candidates for Tsutaya management CCC.


こりゃ中は相当ブラックなのでは！


中華はメイン１品の定食より、単品でメイン２品注文すると満足度が跳ね上がる

Whereas a normal set meal has only one main dish, with Chinese food if you order two separate main dishes your degree of satisfaction goes through the roof.


中身があんこのナマモノだったら躊躇なく潰せるのにね

If the inside really is perishable red bean paste then I could crush it without hesitation.


中韓に輸出規制掛けられたときに困るからでは

Is it because they'd be troubled when China and Korea place export regulations?


中高生の自殺が平成で最多、ＳＮＳで悩み受付も

Suicide among middle and high school students at a max average.


中高生の自殺が平成で最多、ＳＮＳで悩み受付も

The suicide rate in middle school and high school students is the highest its been for 30 years, according to a worrying report from SNS.


なでしこジャパン丸山、会見時にノーパン・ノーブラだったと衝撃告白

Ms. Maruyama of Nadeshiko Japan made the stunning confession that she had no bra and panties on at the press conference.


なでしこジャパン丸山、会見時にノーパン・ノーブラだったと衝撃告白  はよ精神病院行け

Maruyama of the National Women's Soccer team's shocking confession that she was wearing no underwear during an interview  Hurry, go to a mental hospital


主権者である国民を無視した”背任行為”ですわ。

This is a "breach of trust" in ignoring the citizens, who are their bosses.


主犯格供述「小遣い５万－１０万円」

Testimony of primary offender "allowance of 50,000 to 500,000 yen".


主要企業アンケート。「アベノミクスの推進で日本経済は活力を取り戻しつつある」（電機）


“ペヤング丼”ってなに？


久しぶりだね。222年ぶりだねぇ。京都・清水寺「大随求菩薩坐像」一般公開  清水ウンコさん

It's been a long time. It's been 222 years. Kyoto/Shimizu temple "Big Bodhisattva Statue" is open to the public. Mr. Shimizu Poo


久々に360コントローラーを出してパソコンに接続しようとしたけど もしかして接点壊れてる？  なんだそれは～、た、たかい   ぼくの買ったコントローラーが3つほど買える!

For the first time in a while I pulled out my 360 controller and tried to connect it to my computer, but maybe the connection part is broken? What's up with that, it's, it's expensive. I could buy three of the controllers I bought for that price!


久々にロード乗るかドライブか、どっちがええやろか？

I think for the first time in a while I'll get on my road bike or take a drive, but I wonder which I should do?


久々にロード乗るかドライブか、どっちがええやろか？

It's been a while since I've gone out on a road bike or for a drive, but I wonder which I should do?


乗る前に一個先の駅まで歩けと

Before getting on the train walk to the next station.


乗ってるのぞみが明らかに旧型車量でボロい

The Nozomi train that I am riding is clearly the old style and pretty worn out.


乗用車が道路脇に突っ込む、はずみで倒れた標識直撃し男性死亡

car thrusts into road sign, which hits a guy.


どうやって乗るフライトを間違えるのか 全日空機がロス―東京をUターン  後ですごい請求きそうだな。ほかの乗客から民事で請求されそう。

How did you come to take the wrong flight? All Nippon Airlines made a loss. Turned back to Tokyo.  It  will be a massive claim in the end.  Other passengers will also make a civil claim.


九州と中国の地方整備局 大雪に対する緊急発表  気付けてねゆっくり焦らず

Regional Development Bureau for Kyushu and Chugoku  Emergency announcement regarding heavy snow  Be careful, go slowly and don't rush


ＪＲ九州が来春に発足以来最大の１１７本の運行削減へ

Next spring, JR Kyushu will be making  the largest cuts in its services since it was established.


九龍城砦  みつしりとしてるな

Kowloon Walled City  It's a tight fit, huh


乱射予備軍が総会に出席してるから？(偏見)


乳児殺害、虐待受け続けた末 義父の子４度妊娠  そう？   あともう一つの宗教団体の重要な要素として、愛情の依り代としての神と言うのもある。例えばあなたが道を歩いていても殺されないのは、国家と言う暴力機関のおかげだが、その国家の倫理を規定するのは特定宗教。   その場合、あなたは間接的に特定の宗教とその神の恩恵を得ていることになる。

Infants continue to be abused and killed.  I am the father in law of 4 pregnancies? Another important element in religious groups is a god as a substitute for affection.  For example, if you are walking down the road and are not killed, this is thanks to the violent groups sanctioned by the state.  But the ethics of the state is prescribed by a certain type of religion.  In this way, you are indirectly receiving blessings and favour from the god of this religion.


The areola are the size of a school building.


乳首のおっさんは日本以外にもいるらしい

It seems like there are nipple men in places other than Japan.


亀頭に毛が生えてて皮被ってると絶対痛いぞコレ

If hair grew on the head of the penis and it were covered with skin, it would certainly hurt.


予告:24日(日)に東京ゴッドファーザー鑑賞会やるかもしれない

Advance notice: I might have a viewing party for Tokyo Godfather on the 24th (Sun).


予算委の与党質問「あれはインタビュー」 共産・小池氏  議員歳費はまさに無駄金

Budget Committee's questions to the ruling parties 'is this an interview'. Communism. Mr Koike.  The parliamentarians' annual expenses were simply squandered.


トミカモールでデロリアン予約したよ  そうなのか〜1000円以内で買えるモノなら   ちょっと欲しかった   フロントのトコに赤いランプが点滅するように   改造とかしてみたかったw

I reserved a DeLorean at Tomika Mall  Is that so~? If you can buy it within 1000 yen  I wanted it a little  I wanted to modify it so the red light on the front blinks on and off


トミカモールでデロリアン予約したよ

I preordered a DeLorean at the Tomika Mall.


いや、予約ではないか。買うのか、普通に


予防線張っといただけやん

Wasn't it just he drew a prevention line


ユニセフ事務局長 日本の子どもの貧困率に懸念 「日本のおよそ１６％の子どもが深刻な貧困状態」  安倍にいえ

UNICEF head expresses concern over the poverty rate among children in Japan "Roughly 16% of children in Japan are in a state of serious poverty" Tell that to Abe.


まぁ、事実上何しても許されてるけどね

Well technically he's forgiven for anything he does.


この事実を知り手を引いた、引いていて助かった

When I learned this I backed off, and by backing off I was saved.


He repaired the car straight after the accident.


あれだけの事故が起きてもなぜ日本は「原発輸出」を続けるのか（堀 有伸）  せっせと輸出せにゃ東芝や日立や三菱が死んじゃうでしょ。   殊に東芝が。

Even if an accident like that were to happen, why does Japan keep pushing for nuclear export? (Arinobu Hori) Even if companies like Toshiba, Hitachi, and Mitsubishi continue to diligently export, they will die. Especially Toshiba.


事故頻発の米軍 海兵隊は「飛行可能なヘリは37％」とも  いや、ツリー元のレスは兵器というのは配備されてる内、全体の3割位しか動いてないのが普通って内容だったので  でも戦闘機とかは9割位が動いてて、それが自衛隊や米軍の強さらしいよ、って書いたんだよ  なので、自分の最初のレスにヘリではないけどと書いてたんだ  そこは分けて考えて欲しい   海兵隊のヘリの稼働率については、元記事だと報告者の海兵隊の中将が37%に過ぎない、と書いてるのみると、どれだけ低下したのかは不明にしても、やはり海兵隊にとって見過ごせない水準まで落ちたというのは確かなんだと思う  単に、だから予算寄越せっておねだりかもしれないがｗ

US army responsible for frequent accidents. Marine Corps says 37% of helicopters are ready for flight. No, the response was that of the weapons installed, it's standard for only 30% to be active. But 90% of fighters are online, and that's apparently the strength behind the US army and JSDF. That's what it said, at least. That's why in the first response it said that it wasn't helicopters. You should treat these as two separate issues. According to the original article, a liutenant general with the Marine Corps reported that the rate of online helicopters for the Marines is not more than 37%. So if you look at that reference, even though it's unclear to what extent that has decreased, you can clearly tell that for the Marines, it's now at a level too low to ignore. Simply put, it may be nothing more than a plea for an expanded budget.


なんでこんな事書いたの？


ファミマ、コインランドリーサービス事業参入へ

Family Mart is entering the coin laundry business.


二人が死んだらクッソかなしい

If the two of them die it'll be crushingly depressing.


なんか二人いれば解けてそうな気もするが

Starting with the mysterious photograph of the Kannon statue, this provides true accounts.


スコットランドの二日酔いのキュア  昔飲んで薬っぽい味してちょっと好みと合わなかった

Scotland's hangover cure  It tasted like medicine when I drank it a long time ago, it didn't really fit my taste


二期見てないとかあのクソアニメのヤバさの半分も知れてないようなもんなんで見てきてどうぞ

If you don't watch the second season you'll always experience half the shittiness of this bullshit anime so please feel free to watch.


二次ロリはポルノではなく芸術


お互いに「安倍晋三記念小学院」だっけ？で出してないって話でしかないのに、それをもって批判してる意味が分からない

They're just saying that they didn't go to 「安倍晋三記念小学院」but I don't understand why that would spur criticism.


五輪前日のパレードで長距離ミサイル数十発を誇示か

It is suspected that tens of long range missiles are shown a day before the opening of the Olympics.


五輪直前 ボランティア2400人辞める 宿泊施設などに不満  そして誰もいなくなった（個人的切実願望）

Right before the olympics  2400 volunteers resign  dissatisfied with certain aspects such as lodging facilities  And with that, everyone disappeared (A personal urgent wish of mine)


五輪の謎オブジェ「モルゲッソヨ」にネット民熱狂 イラストやアスキーアート、ついには3DCGアニメ化を果たす  躍動感がある

The Olympics mysterious event called “bullet man” has a lively popularity to it depicted with great enthusiasm on the internet in the form of illustrations, ASCII art, and 3DCG anime.


五輪メダル金属回収、自治体参加率に地域差＝環境省調査

Ministry of the Environment Survey Finds Regional Differences in Olympic Medal Wins and Local Participation Rates.


五輪閉幕で市場は有事モード

Due to the closing of the Olympics, the market is in emergency mode.


「おカネまったくないねん…」 井脇ノブ子が貧困を告白！  自民党から出たのが誤り

"I have absolutely no money..."  Nobuko Iwaki confesses to being penniless!  Leaving the Liberal Democratic Party was a mistake


亡くなったSHINeeのジョンヒョンさんの遺書全文〈日本語訳〉｜AERA dot.  自殺報道で遺書やら方法を公開するなって指針がなかったか？  とくに著名人は後追いの危険があるだろ

Full written statement of Jonghyun of SHINee who passed away (Japanese translation)｜AERA dot.  Are there no guidelines for publicly releasing suicide notes when reporting on suicides? Especially for celebrities there's a risk of others following their example.


交番に「すき」落書き、卒業前の少女２人を逮捕

Two girls have been arrested before graduation for scrawling 'gap' on a police box.


うすた京介、アシスタント残業代未払い騒動で飛び火「嫌なら就職しなさい」  よくある　『漫画家日常系』　作品なんかでも常勤のアシや臨時のアシの人のキャラがよく出てるけど   彼らがどういう伝手でやとわれて誰から給与もらう業態になってるのかきっちり描いた作品ってまだ見たことない   クールジャパンとかほざいてて、アニメも漫画もほんまフンワリした業界だね

Effects of Kyosuke Usuta's assistant's unpaid overtime uproar spilling over, "If you don't like it, find another job"  This is the common "manga artist everyday system"  It's not their own work, but the characters of full time and temporary assistants often appear  Although they're being paid a salary, I haven't yet seen a perfectly drawn work. People prattle on about Cool Japan and such, anime and manga both are such an odd industry.


京大iPS研で論文捏造  まーた山中先生がハゲ増す

Kyoto University research paper in iPS was fabricated: looks like Dr. Yamanaka is balding again


京大iPS研で論文捏造  山仲先生じゃなかったっけ

Academic paper at Kyoto University on iPS cells was fabricated. Who was the guy behind it, again? Was it Yamanaka or something?


京大iPS研で論文捏造  どうしようもない状況が内々で認識されていて、そんな中に出てきたのが山中iPS   4因子の再現性はガチだった

Kyoto University iPS Laboratory paper fabrication. It is acknowledged that it is a pretty messy situation, and in the middle of that the Yamanaka iPS 4 factor reproducibility was big.


京大、吉田寮に退去通知「実態つかめず」 自治会は反発、広報課は「正確な人数はつかめず、把握できた居住者がどちらの棟にいるのかもわからない」  そういや東北大の寮も、老朽化を理由に立ち退き迫られてるのに反対派が居座っていたが  震災後どうなったのか気になるところ  京大寮も老朽化で違法建築化しているはず。立替が無理なら、法律で強制撤去できんもんか  この不況で貧困学生も増加の一途だし、まともに運営してほしいわなあ

Notice of withdrawal to Kyoto Univ., Yoshida dormitory "No real situation" Residential association opposes, Public Relations Division "We can not grasp the exact number of people, we do not know in which building the resident who was able to grasp is located" So also the dormitory of Tohoku University Opposition sits there although it was forced to evict on the grounds of aging but it is worrisome what happened after the earthquake Kyoto Univ. The dormitory should also be illegally built due to aging. If it is impossible to change it, you can not forcibly remove it by law In this recession poverty students are also increasing, and I want you to manage it properly


京都大、吉田寮の退去期限通知 寮生は反発「一方的」  自治権を獲得した大学学生寮って、もう全国でも三～四つくらいしか残ってないらしい   京大のこれはまさに魔窟(褒め言葉)

Kyoto university, Yoshida dormitory notice. [One way] The deadline notice of Dormitories are rebounding by university student. It seems that there are only about three to four remaining dormitories in the whole country with student autonomy right now. These places are not comparable to red light districts. (in a good way)


京都を旅行中の神奈川のＪＫが痴漢をスマホで撮影して撃退する

Kanagawa school girls on a trip to Kyoto film molester on their smartphones, driving him away.


ブルーボトルコーヒーが京都進出 南禅寺近くの町屋改装  西日本で飲むいつもの味

Blue Bottle coffee is coming to Kyoto.  A remodeled traditional home, a familiar Western Japan taste


でもイタリア人とかほぼワキガじゃないの

But Italians and such don't really have much body odor.


この人vc買ったら片っ端からバグらせたりちょっと理解できない世界に住んでる人って印象がある

I get the impression that these people who buy a vc, are living in a world they don't understand;  a world that's full of bugs.


人はここまで下衆になれるのか → 上念 司「速報！！近財統括官の直属の部下だった✕✕✕✕氏が自殺？？朝日新聞逆転か？財務省一気にピンチ！！」  中立ぶって財務省と朝日の対決に自分は無関係ですよーって感じを出してるのが最高に低俗

Is is possible for a person to be so mean? → Jonen Tsukasa. "News Flash! It was the direct subordinate of the Chief of Foreign Affairs, XXXX who committed suicide??  Asahi Shimbun news reversal? The Treasury Department was in a pinch all at once!!" Giving out feeling of the confrontation between the Treasury department feigning neutrality and Asahi Shimbun saying they are unrelated is very  low character.


I am worried about the intolerance of people.


人事評価をしてるのは健常者なんだから、人事評価自体が差別的になされている前提に立って

They are voluntarily returning wages gained unfairly through discrimination against women.


人の人生はほんと不条理だ……(唖然

For him to die in an automobile accident shows the absurdity of life....(jaw dropping)


人が健康的に働けるのは週39時間まで  ＊健康な国の場合

People can be healthy working up to 39 hours per week  *In the case of a healthy country


ゲームはいつから「人前でやっても恥ずかしくないもの」になったのか

Since when have games become "something that isn't embarrassing to play in front of other people?"


ゲームはいつから「人前でやっても恥ずかしくないもの」になったのか

When did games become something that you aren't embarrassed to play in front of other people?


なぜ人々は原発再稼働に「無関心」なのか  漢字が間違ってるからじゃない？   災禍動なのに

Why are people indifferent to restarting nuclear plants even though they are such a disaster? Is not why kanji is incorrect?


○ブラック→人の回転が多い


×人の回転が多い→ブラック


これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする

I feel like if numbers rise a little more, we can make an LLL village with this many people.


これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする

If people increase this much, then I will feel like I can make an LLL village.


これだけ人が増えたらLLL村作れる気がする  だれも役職やりたがらなそう

With only this, as people increase I feel like I can make an LLL village  Everyone seems to want an official position


クルド人女性、仮放免打ち切られ入管に強制収容…母「娘を外に出して」と涙の訴え  え、日本で生まれても国籍取得できんの？ なんか欧米大好きな割には日本国籍ガチガチにしてんのな そこまでハードル上げても入ってこれないだろうし移民とか入れない気なんかな

A Kurdish woman, temporarily released and forcibly accommodated in immigration ... ... Mother "take daughter out" appealing for tears. Can you get nationality even if born in Japan? I love something in the West, but I tend to request Japanese citizens. The immigrants would not be accepted even if they raise the hurdle, I guess I will not get in with immigrants.


ロシア人「せや！ 安全ピン抜いた手りゅう弾の画像友達に送ったろ！」 → 死亡  ロシア人＋自撮り＝死亡  という風潮

Russian "Right! I'll send a picture of a grenade with the pin pulled to a friend!" → Dead Russian + selfie


人は幼いころから猫と育つと、ぜんそくにかかりにくい：デンマークの研究チームが発表

People are hardly affected by asthma when they grow up as a young age: Research Team of Denmark announces.


People who have a cat from a young age are less likely to develop asthma: Denmark research team announcement.


人手不足でも倒産増加 派遣業者を淘汰する“非正規の反乱”  つか派遣業者増えすぎなんだよ！   認可事業所数８万以上ってそらネットの求人派遣だらけになるわ   それに基本登録派遣だから生活の不安定感ぱないしね

Bankruptcy is increasing even with insufficient helping hands. Forget the "illegitimate  backlash" of weeding out temporary agencies, there are too many temporary agencies! Over 80,000 authorized businesses means the net will be filled with job offer dispatches. And if if it's a basic registered dispatch there will be instability in livelihood.


「人手不足対策ではない」

"Not a countermeasure for lack of personnel."


「人手不足対策じゃない（奴隷不足対策だ！）」

"Not a countermeasure for lack of personnel (a countermeasure for lack of slave personnel!)"


人手不足の建設業界 イメージアップへ 作業着おしゃれ改革  小手先の改革ほんとわらう

Construction industry, lacking manpower, reforms work uniform style to improve image  Such a superficial change, it really makes me laugh


人権先進国欧米人アンケートの衝撃結果「日本は退屈な国」 「日本のホニャララを世界が称賛！」「世界で最も愛される日本人！」じゃなかったんですか？  経営者目線の社畜とか政治家官僚目線の無職とか肉屋を支持する豚の類ならたくさんいるけどな

Shocking results from a poll of socially developed Western Nations. "Japan is a boring country", "The world admires this about Japan", "The Japanese person most loved by the rest of the world!" Isn't that supposed to be it? Looking at corporate slaves from the manager's point of view or unemployed people from a bureaucrat or politician's point of view. There are plenty of pigs supporting the livelihood of the butcher.


しかし人権感覚溢れた笑いってなんやねん

In any event, what the hell is a "laugh full of respect for human rights," lol?


人は欲に目がくらむと算数もできなくなるね

When a person is blinded by greed they can longer even do arithmetic.


人死んでるならnfswじゃないか？

If its a human death, its nfsw, isn't it?


人気の公務員でも採用苦戦

Looks like it's a hard battle even for popular public servants to get work.


人気モデルがインスタに“わいせつ動画”投稿し大騒動に！

Outcry over a popular model who posted an "obscene video" to Instagram!


人気の「地鶏」、正しい定義を知っていますか？  安ければいいです   一流芸能人じゃないので（笑）

Do you know the definition of popular "free range chicken?" It's good as long as it's cheap I'm not a first class entertainer lol


人気声優に脅迫メールを出したファンクラブ会長が逮捕。尚、犯人は2chスレを五年間荒し続けていた模様  別の趣味探せよ

The fan club president who was sending threatening emails to the popular voice actor was apprehended. It seems the culprit had trolled threads on 2ch for five years. Get a new hobby.


人気ゲーム実況者に数十万単位で投げ銭をする人がいるらしい

Of the hundreds of thousands of people that play popular games, it seems that there are sum who just want to toss a coin.


人気者になるために、フォロワー購入はズルいことなのか  ズルくはないけど虚しい

Buying followers in order to be popular is unfair, or even if it's not unfair it's pointless.


人混みの中、私はひとりです


人、犬、猫の三重構造なのか

Person, dog, cat, in a three part structure, maybe?


人生で一度も花見をしたことがない  ろりともだちおもいだす

I've never gone to a cherry blossom viewing in my life.


人生初の胃カメラ  おえーってなった


人生の受難  スマホの縦横問題が超ある

The hardship of life is having many smartphone problems from every angle.


「あんなに人生について深く考えられるようになる味噌汁を僕は食べたことがない」

"I've never eaten a miso soup that makes you think so profoundly about life before".


人生はバラ色さ  神様も有給中かなw

Life is rosy.  God's at work. Is he not? w


「ドイツ人が発明し、アメリカ人が製品化し、イギリス人が投資し、フランス人がデザインし、イタリア人がPRし、


かといって、この人は真っ黒なわけなので

so even if the company worker can not be trusted, Because it is black


この人自分の立場わかってんの？

Does this person understand her own position?


人衣一体返信後の纏流子に欲情する奴は人として見下している

I look down on people who get turned on by Ryuko after she transforms with jin'i ittai.


やってる人が語りだすと急激に冷めてくこの感じ

When someone who is doing something talks the temperature quickly dies down.


そー、そういう人は辛いよねぇ……

Yeah, those kind of people have it tough.


おまえたち人間には信じられないようなものを私は見てきた。オリオン座の近くで燃える宇宙戦艦、タンホイザー・ゲートの近くで暗闇に瞬くＣビーム。そんな思い出も時間と共にやがて消える、雨の中の涙のように  なるほどスレタイ

I saw something that would be impossible for any human to believe.  A blazing alien battle star ship near Orion, and a C beam stabbing the darkness near the Tanhauser gate.  Such memories will fade with time, like tears in the rain.


人間に必要なものが全部入っている人工食肉

Original reasons why "artificial meat"  save the world Artificial meat containing all the things humans  need


人間の根っこが育つ時期だから

People's foundations are developed when they are young.


Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans.


人間って種族と気が合わない子いるでしょ  りんごのおうちでわたあめのお布団にくるまれてスヤスヤ寝ていたいの…  朝になったら小鳥さんが起こしに来てね、熊さんがホットケーキを焼いてくれるんだぁ  そのあとはウサギさんやネコさんイヌさんと輪になって歌って踊るの  たまに馬さんの背中に乗って遠くまで出かけたりもするよ  たまに喧嘩もするけれどみんな仲良しで、羊のおばあちゃんが作るシチューはとってもおいしいんだぁ  お庭にはドーナツやチョコレートがなる木があるからいつも甘いかおりで幸せなの

With people, there are some who don't get along well with other races. I'd like to cuddle up in my cotton candy futon and sleep among the apples... Little Birdie, when it's morning come and wake me, and Bear can make me some pancakes. After that I'll join hands with Bunny and Kitty and Doggy and we'll sing and dance, and every now and then I'll jump on Horse's back and ride far away. Sometimes we might fight, but we all get along, and the stew that Grandma Sheep makes is delicious. In the garden there are trees that grow donuts and chocolate, so there's always a sweet aroma and everything is happy.


人間そう簡単に変わるわけがないな、嫌になる

People can't change that easily, unfortunately.


人間考えることはいっしょなんだね


I'm a man who is bad at human relationships


人類「！ 凍った池を掘り進めていけば、雰囲気的には温泉掘り当てた感じになるやんけ！」  これが万物の霊長だよ！

Fellow humans "If you dig forward through a frozen pond, you'll feel as if you will discover a hot spring!"  This is the apex of all things!


ついに人類史上初のセンター900来た…

History's first perfect score of 900 on the National Center Test for University Admissions has come...


人類も最初から老人だったら老けない

If humans were old people from the beginning they wouldn't grow old.


みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!

Let's all chat together about the future of technology and humans!


みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!

Let's discuss about technology and the future of humanity!


みんなでテクノロジーと人類の未来について話しあおうぜ!

We all need to discuss technology and the   future of human kind.


この人たちみんなオソマ食べてる


今シーズン1番の大雪の恐れ

Warnings about the biggest snowfall of the season.


今はまだCPUを買うな！Spectre/Meltdown脆弱性をシリコンベースで修正した製品が年内に登場


今はまだCPUを買うな！Spectre/Meltdown脆弱性をシリコンベースで修正した製品が年内に登場  グラボも高いらしいし今時期悪

Don't buy a CPU now! New product is going to be released by the end of the year. It will have fixed the issue of vulnerability of Spectre/ Meltdown with silicon base. Video cards are expensive too. It's the worst timing.


今ですらJは中国とお仕事を「させてもらってる」立場だからなぁ

As of now, Japan's position is that it is "being allowed" to work with China.


今、「おじさんのいないSNS」はどこにあるのか

Nowadays, where can I find an "SNS that old men don't use?"


今井メロと冬季五輪対決だ！

He is facing Mero Imai in the Winter Olympics!


今からどっかいく  今から出よう

I am going to somewhere, I will go out now


今からでも保護すべきでは？

The catch is extremely poor = fear of poor replenishment in the past.


今となっては党の分裂の仕方が答えあわせな気もするが

Now I feel like the answer is in how the parties are divided.


今からおちごとで六本木行く

Now I'm about to go to Roppongi for work.


今はイキリオタクとかいるのか。オタクって名乗れるほど好きなものがあるのはいいことじゃないか。俺、オタクじゃないから羨ましい。  シコリオタク

Are there a lot off exhibitionist geeks around today?  Its not considered a good thing to like something so much that you get called 'otaku' (a geek).  I feel jealous because I'm not an otaku.  A jerk.


今はイキリオタクとかいるのか。オタクって名乗れるほど好きなものがあるのはいいことじゃないか。俺、オタクじゃないから羨ましい。  オタクってマニアに近い言葉だったけど今は全然違うよね  今はキャラや属性に近い

Are there now nerdy otakus. There are otakus that like to be called such. Isn’t that ok? I am not an otaku so I am jealous. Otaku means someone that is close to a maniac but it is different nowadays. Nowadays it is close to a character personality attribute.


今回のかずみピックアップガチャも20連で見事爆死しました  20連で一個も出ないとは・・・   絞り方酷いね   ストーリーも敵強くなってきて星2,3だけじゃつらくなってきたしな・・・   ストーリーのメインキャラは星5までいくらしいけど、いったいいつになることやら

At this Kazumi pickup random in game sale as well, I was killed at 20 consecutive stations, and didn't receive a single item at 20 consecutive stations... It is just so terrible. The story is also getting much tougher, and I am only getting 2 or 3 stars... It looks like the main character of the story will reach 5 stars, but who knows when that will be


今回のは黒くてドロドロのよくある原油流出と違ってコンデンセート（超軽質原油）つうほぼナフサばっかりみたいな結構毒性も強い厄介な油なのよね。

It seems like it was basically Naphtha and is a pretty toxic and quite nasty type of oil.


今壺男ゲーしてるからそれを想像して楽しんで

I'm glad I now know I'm gay, which I always suspected.


ぼくが今ハマっている壺男のゲームの魅力をぼくなりに文章にまとめたよ

I wrote my thoughts on the appeal of this game I'm really into at the moment about a man in a pot.


今夜だけでFGOは何億儲けたんだろうな

Just counting tonight FGO made hundreds of millions of yen in profit.


今からガンガン始まるんじゃね

This might start beginning intensely starting now, won't it?


今の小学生のランドセル、クソ重い。

The backpacks elementary schoolers wear today are wicked heavy.


今から帰るぜ  しんや残業だ

I'm going home now, Late night overtime work


This year I celebrated it the least out of every year in my life.


今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う

I haven't masturbated since I went in this year, and would like to continue this way.


今年入ってからオナニーしてないのでこのまま続けたいと思う  抜こう　抜こう　オナニーめざして  逝こう　逝こう　絶頂めざして  フニクリ　フニクラ　フニクリ　フニクラ  逝こう　上へ　ロリ漫画で！

I haven't masterbated since this year started so I want to continue let's jerk off let's jerk off  Aiming to masterbate let's come let's come Aiming for the peak Funiculì Funiculà Funiculì Funiculà let's go to the peak with lolita manga!


I haven't masturbated since the beginning of the year, so I think I want to continue on like this. Let's wank, let's wank, aim to masturbate and let's cum, let's cum, aim to cum, Funiculì, Funiculà, Funiculì, Funiculà, let's get up with a Lolita Manga!


Since the start of this year I haven't masturbated, and I plan on continuing that. Masturbate, masturbate, aiming for masturbation, die, die, aiming for nirvana, Funiculì, Funiculà, Funiculì, Funiculà, die, rising, with loli manga!


今年も北朝鮮のガールズグループ「モランボン楽団」のコスプレをして、ライブを披露している


今年の新語：「忖度」が２冠達成 「卍」を巡って議論も  隠蔽や改竄も捨てがたい

New Word of the Year: "Moderation" wins two crowns, "卍" is also discussed. It was difficult to throw away both concealment and tampering.


今年の漢字ｷﾀｰ  字下手すぎない?小三みたい

This year’s Kanji has arrived. Don’t you think I am so bad at Kanji? I am like a third grader.


今年の目標がどうにも思い出せないからそろそろ2018年度の目標の策定にかかったらいいと思う

I just can't think of a goal this year, so I think I should aim to make one for the 2018 fiscal year.


今年の目標：イーガンをちゃんと読んで読書家ぶる、チャンドラーを馬鹿にしないで真面目に読んで読書家ぶる、「ライ麦畑でつかまえて」を途中で投げずに最後まで読み切って読書家ぶる  とらぶる

This year’s goal: Read Egan and pretend to be a reader. Read Chandler without making fun of him. Pretend to be a reader. Read “The Catcher in the Rye” to the end without throwing it halfway through. Trouble


今年の確定申告は混乱必至

This year's tax returns will be inevitably chaotic.


今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ミルク32

I'm supposed to go to Karaoke with my former colleagues from the previous workplace. I don't know what to sing because I don't know any songs that the young generations would know. Milk 32.


今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ちゅChoo Choo TRAINはどうだ？   あとゴダイゴの銀河鉄道999も   EXILEがカバーしてたぞ

I plan to go to karaoke soon with my colleagues in my previous work, but I do not know what to sing because I do not know the songs understood by young children this time.  How about Choo Choo TRAIN? Also EXILE is covering 999 Galaxy's Galaxy Railway


今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない

I have plans to go to karaoke with a colleague from a former workplace, but I have no idea what songs young people nowadays know, so I don't know what I should sing.


Next time I have plans to go to karaoke with a colleague from the place I used to work, but I don't know any songs that young people nowadays know, so I have no idea what I should sing.