今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  みゆきなら無難に「時代」とかなら…   あと「糸」は福山雅治にカバーされてて若い人も知ってるかも   「空と君の間に」は絢香がカバーしてるし   「ファイト」と割と最近CMで満島ひかりがカバーしてたから   知ってる若者も多いかもしれない

Next time I'm planning to go out for karaoke with colleagues from my previous workplace, but I don't know what I should sing because I'm unfamiliar with what songs young people these days know  If it's Miyuki, or if it's a safe "era"....  Also, young people may know "Ito" because it was covered by Masaharu Fukuyama  Ayaka has also covered "Sora to Kimi no Aida ni"  Hikari Mitsushima had a cover of "Fight" for a relatively recent commercial, so there may be a lot of young people who know it


今度、前の職場の同僚達とカラオケに行く予定なんだけど、今時の若い子にわかる曲を知らないので何を歌えばいいかわからない  ちんこ音頭

Next time I'm planning to go to karaoke with colleagues from my previous workplace, but I don't know what I should sing because I don't know what songs young people know these days  Penis march


今度こそ「勝ちたい」んだよ


This time it's "abandonment of going out"?!


今度殺す…サービス断られタクシー会社脅迫、容疑で政治団体代表を逮捕「俺が呼べば街宣車２００台集まる」  実名なし

Next time I kill you ...Service refused taxi company threatening, arrested political group representative with charges "If I call it, 200 street cars will gather" real name is none


マジ？今度見かけたら動画撮ってラインして

If you happen to see it take a video and send it to me through Line


今後もいろいろリークあるかもね

There might be all sorts of leaks from here on out.


なぜ今!?「エンドレスエイト」の悪夢を分析哲学で読み解く本がループまみれの奇書だった  あれって二期じゃなくて再放送に新録エピソードを入れたものだったのか   そういう背景があると8回繰り返しとかありなんじゃないのと思える

Why now?! I was reading a strange book covered in loops trying to understand philosophy so I could analyze my nightmare about the Endless Eight. That wasn't two periods, it was inserted into new episodes that were rebroadcast. If you think of it like that, it's not crazy to think it could be repeated 8 times.


今の教科書厚み1cmとかザラだからな

If you cram a ton of those in a backpack, of course it starts to weigh you down.


今まで散々衰退してたからそれを取り戻す状況では拡大してるとは感じられない

So many companies have slumped or folded, so just saying that some of those rebounded hardly represents "growth."


ガチなら今数パーあるかどうかちゃうん？

If people were serious it'd be only a few percent at best, right?


今日も10万を40万に増やしたったわ。なお含み損は80万超の模様

Looks like over 800 thousand in latent losses


今日は21時までしか食べられない  もちまん最低だな

Today I can only eat until 21:00 o'clock  At least a mochi bun


今日は2月4日で「不死の日」らしいので死を失いし者の漫画でもどうぞ  子供と思えない機転のききかた

Today is February 4th, it seems to be "Immortal Day," a clever way of understanding how children think about death.


今日、30人位の前でスピーチさせられたら自分でも信じられないくらいあがっちゃったんだけど

Today, I had to give a speech in front of about 30 people, and even I couldn't really believe how it went.


今日のCat.  何アピールだ


今日はgenaaくんの誕生日なんだって


おはよ。今日はなにしよう。  おぉ

Good morning. What should I do today. oooh.


今日はプレミアムフライデーなんだって


今日のラーメン  すごいこってりしそう


ゲーム（今日一日だけで作ったやつ）できたけど  しゅごい  スペースで開始からの最速ｸﾞｼｬｱしちゃって吹いた

I was able to do this game (made today in only one day), but...  So cool  From starting in space I was able to blow the fastest "gushaa"


今日一日ビットコインの自動売買売買BOT動かしたら20,000円が19,000円になった

Today, if I had had the automatic buying and selling bitcoin bot running all day it would have been 20,000 or 19,000 yen.


今日はガスコンロの下が地獄だったので掃除しました  地獄も貼ったよ！

It was hell underneath the gas burner today so I cleaned it   I stuck hell too!


今日のテレフォン人生相談が何かすごかった  いつも的外れな回答(俺視点)してるので聴かなくなった人だ、まだやってたのか

Today's telephone life counseling session was awful  He doesn't listen anymore because he just gives irrelevant answers (from my point of view)  Were you still doing it?


そしてぼくは今日も今日とてFGOに一万いれて今月6万課金したのであった

And I also got ten thousand in FGO today as of today and charging 60 thousand yen this month.


そしてぼくは今日も今日とてFGOに一万いれて今月6万課金したのであった

I then deposited 10,000 yen to FGO today and charged 60,000 yen this month.


今日はバイト先の好きな子のおっぱいをもむ夢を見たけどバイトは最悪だったので±0です  つよい

Today I dreamed about caressing the boobs of a girl that I like at my part time job. The job itself is the worst so it wasn’t easy. You are strong.


今日のラーメン  いりこ出汁でうまかった

Today's ramen  It was delicious with dried sardine dashi


今日も半日仕事なかったです


今日のお尻  めっちゃいい


今日の幼女が出てこない上にエロくない、キモチワルイ妄想

Today's young girl isn't showing up, and in addition it's not sexy, and it's a disgusting fantasy.


今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……


今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……  むりぃ……

My house is like a musical today as well....... Not good.....


今日も我が家がミュージカル状態……

Today my house is also in a very musical condition.....


今日料理で1リットル使った


今日から新しい会社・・・  LLLから来ました〜  へらぶな。  これで挨拶は完璧

From today, a new company... I come from LLL~ Crucian carp.  This introduction is flawless.


Today's journal entry is a 3 panel manga.


今の日本で子を持つことは「ぜいたく」なのか？

In today's Japan is having a child a "luxury"?


今日はオモコロ杯の応募締切日なんだけどオモコロ杯のために自分の尿を飲んだり自分の尿でカップケーキを作った看護学生がいた。怖い。  ほんこれ

Today is the submission deadline for the Omocoro Cup, and there was a nursing student who drank their own urine and used their own urine to make a cupcake. Scary. Is this for real?


今日松屋行ったらさ、店員が「お時間いただきますがよろしいですか？」って聞いてきたから頷いたらさ

I went to Matsuya today, and I nodded when the staff asked me, "Will it be alright with you to wait a moment?"


今日の水タバコ  たのちい


今日の漫画日記  俺はわかってたゾ


今日の牡蠣  ぷりっぷりやんけ


今日の猫  きゃわ　きゃわ


Today’s cat probably said the following: “You are not going to celebrate the Autumn Festival?


今日の猫  一瞬垣間見える野生

Today's cat is a wild one that you only see for an instance from a gap in the fence.


今日の猫  ネコはこたつで丸くなるが   暖炉では伸びるのか

Today's cat. Cats curl up by the kotatsu, but they stretch out by the fireplace.


今日の猫  人でいうとこの「え？水の中から？人魚？」的なやつかな？

Today's cat.  Speaking like a human would 'Huh?  In the water? A mermaid?'


今日の猫  「えっ俺？俺はあんな飛ばないっすよ」

Today's cat.  'Eh?  Is that me? I can't jump that well.'


今日の猫  最後のも外すかｗｗ

Today's cat. Leave out the last one, too? LOL


今日の猫  木曜日のフルット


今日の猫  歩きスマホ対策に  は酷いか

Today's cat. This is a brutal way to counteract people texting while walking.


今日の猫  なんで殴ったし


今日の猫 男なら拳で語れ  負けそうになってがしゃーんかと思ったら違った   後手(黒)の落ち着きっぷりがよい

Homosexual male of today if does lose   talk , thought it was a good idea to have a different backward (black) schan.


今日の猫(迫真)  殺す勢いでペロンペロンとか   おれなら死ぬ

Today's cat (true) licking and so on with the momentum to kill. I will die.


今日の猫  その間はなんなんだｗｗｗ

Today's cat  What's with that between lol lol lol


今日は英検なんですねぇ・・・

The English Proficiency Test is today...


今日、ぼくが見た夢 : 俺は、通販サイトで食用の虎を1週間くらい買った。虎といっても、子供の虎で大きさは子猫くらいだった。虎は全て生きた状態で届き、食べるためには虎を屠殺するところから始めなければならなかった。マニュアル通り、虎の頭をタオルで包み、壁に何度も打ち付け殺す。子供とはいえ、獰猛な虎だ。俺は必死になって壁に打ち付けた。そして、殺したあと、そのまま虎を食べた。鶏肉のような味と、ぷりぷり、コリコリした独特の食感が美味しかった。  ゆう君の文章って心に響くわ

This is the dream that I had. I bought tigers to eat for about a week. Even though I say tiger, they were more like tiger cubs. They arrived alive and I needed to kill them first. I followed the instructions of the manual and wrapped a towel around their head. I then hit them against the wall several times killing them. They were very ferocious even though they were cubs. After I hit them against the wall rather aggressively, I ate them. They tasted like chicken and had a rather unique crispy taste. It was delicious. My heart vibrates when reading Yuu’s paragraph.


今日、ぼくが見た夢 : 俺は、通販サイトで食用の虎を1週間くらい買った。虎といっても、子供の虎で大きさは子猫くらいだった。虎は全て生きた状態で届き、食べるためには虎を屠殺するところから始めなければならなかった。マニュアル通り、虎の頭をタオルで包み、壁に何度も打ち付け殺す。子供とはいえ、獰猛な虎だ。俺は必死になって壁に打ち付けた。そして、殺したあと、そのまま虎を食べた。鶏肉のような味と、ぷりぷり、コリコリした独特の食感が美味しかった。  この有り余ったエネルギーで、、  えへえへ、、

I had a dream today: I bought an tiger for eating at an internet site, for about a week.  Although it was described as a tiger, it was just a baby, about the size of a kitten. The tiger was delivered alive, so I thought I had better slaughter it.  I looked at the manual and it told me to wrap the tiger's head in a towel and bash it against a wall several times to kill it. It was fierce for a baby.  I desperately kept bashing it against the wall.  When I had killed it, I ate it just as it was.  It was delicious; tender and crunchy, like chicken flesh.  Surplus energy.


今日のラーメン  お買い得


今日のお酒  MP回復しちゃう


ちょっと今日の雪、あかんやつや、、  ロリ社員いるの……？

Today's snow, useless thing... are there any loli employees......?


今日も面接を受けてきました。その場で落ちました。 いや、書類でわかるだろっていうか知財の業務経験必須って書いてなかったやん、だから応募したのに。仏用なら、最低でも書類で落とせよ。わざわざ忙しい仕事休んで面接きたんだぞ。というローを中退した僕の願望とかその上で今までプログラマしか経験のない経歴とか色々でした。  1日n人と面接するというノルマでもあるんかな

I had an interview today too. I failed it right at the spot. Nah, I mean wasn't it obvious by looking at my papers? "IP business experience required" wasn't written in the ad, that's why I applied. If you have any mercy, reject me by my application. I took a day out of my busy work schedule just to go to this interview. Or should I say, it's the desperation of someone like me who left school, and only has work experience as a programmer, and such. Is it that they have a norm of interviewing a certain number of people every day?


今日も面接を受けてきました。その場で落ちました。 いや、書類でわかるだろっていうか知財の業務経験必須って書いてなかったやん、だから応募したのに。仏用なら、最低でも書類で落とせよ。わざわざ忙しい仕事休んで面接きたんだぞ。というローを中退した僕の願望とかその上で今までプログラマしか経験のない経歴とか色々でした。  採用担当ってなんか、可愛そうだよね  だって社内の爪は

I had an interview today too, i failed on spot. It didn't say i needed work experience, and thats why i applied. They shouldn't have called me for an interview if i needed experience, i am busy and tooka day off for this interview


今日のご飯は麻婆豆腐でした  マードーボーフ!


今日のご飯は麻婆豆腐でした  豆板醤だけあればまあ十分だけどなあ   豆板醤は色々使えるし

Today's dinner was Mapo tofu.  Even just chili bean sauce would be okay, but there's so many different types to use.


今日の魚ごはん  鮭好きそう

Today's fish meal  It seems I like salmon


今って、ひと昔のオタクっぽい人ってどこに行けばいいの？

Now, where can people who are like otaku from just a bit ago go?


今の時代ならマイクラだろ

I guess nowadays that would probably be Minecraft.


今時のゲームやらないから何もかも新鮮

Suddenly Gurasan in a blonde mohawk makes a foul.


今更だがコインチェック事件のことを調べてて、流出犯らしき人がredditに垢持っててサブミ立ててるのを知った

It is a little late to mention this but I looked into the coin check incident.


今更チケット取れないよー


今更『あの土地はクズ土地』って喚いているネトウヨは音大の事完全に忘れてるなｗ

The right wingers who are clamoring that "that piece of land is garbage" must have forgotten all about the thing with the college of music haha.


今更気付いたけどユーザーページのスヌーアイコン可愛すぎ

I noticed it just now, but the Snoo icon on the user page is so cute.


今更聞けない「ビットコイン」

Things that are too late to ask about 「Bitcoin」 8 idols will guide you to becoming a 「multimillionaire」!


今月は13万、来月は30万

This month is 130,000, next month is 300,000.


今月でアラサーの仲間入り

To those of you joining the "around 30 years old" club this month.


My dream from this morning: I was frantically looking for something called a pachor.


今期は少女終末旅行見てれば良い感ある

It would feel good to read this issue of 'Girls' Last Tour'   I really want to.


今はまともになったらしいし(未確認)今から買うには良いかもね

It seems like it has been fixed now (I haven't confirmed this myself), so maybe it is okay to buy now.


今は正気に戻ったからおうちが最高

Now that I'm sane again, it's really great at home.


今のけもフレも気に入ってるけど、例の騒動があって若干冷めたんよな

I do like the current flair, but after that incident things have cooled down quite a bit.


今２点くらいしか取ってないよね


今は糖質0の日本酒なんてものがあるんだな

Apparently, they even have sake out now that has 0% glucose levels.


それだけ今は絵師が多いってことでしょ

This just means there are a lot of artists there.


今はプラで軽くて安いし、修理代でちゃんと使える安物が買える、

Now it is plastic, light, and cheap, and for what it costs to repair you can just buy a new cheap one.


今週のたわわ  まずそう

Fruits of this week's labor  Looks unappetizing


今週もなんだかわけんからんうちにおわった

This week has finished without making any sense  Nooo!


今週のたわわ  キメセク


今週のたわわ  乳輪はヤカンの蓋サイズ

This week's sexy pic: her aureolas are the size of the lid on a tea kettle


今週前半は強烈な寒気が流れ込み、冬の嵐になるでしょう。日本海側は猛吹雪や大雪の恐れ。交通障害に警戒。太平洋側も厳しい寒さになるでしょう。  ハクキンカイロを装備したから今年は冷えておなか痛くなることはない、尚臭い

The first half of this week will be extremely cold, and there will likely be winter storms. The area near the Sea of Japan may get blizzards and heavy snow. Be cautious of poor travel conditions. The area near the Pacific Ocean will likely experience extreme cold as well. I have my Hakukin pocket heater ready, so even if it's cold this year it shouldn't be too painful, also it smells.


今週のたわわ  ・そういう効果のある甘酒説   ・巫女さんは甘酒で酔っぱらう説  上だけだと効果強すぎ？

This weeks drooping・The  amazake theory that has that effect ・The theory that shrine maidens get drunk off of amazake. If it's just the above, does that mean the affects are too strong?


今週までに動くとこまでやってテストしろって頼まれちゃった・・・

I've been ordered to get the program working this week and test it...payment made in the form of dividends in a proprietary crypto we developed.


今週のたわわ  実っておる

Productivity for this week  It's fruitful


今週のたわわ  マミマミを感じる  強く感じる


今週のたわわ  攻めてるなぁ


今週末はフィリピンとの国際交流です  フィリピン人です  フィリピンの季節は夏と梅雨しかなく、 春とか秋とか冬とかそいう格好いいのがないんだから、  結局練習する場面がないので  冬オリンピックに出場したくても無理だｗ

This weekend I have a Filipino international exchanges meeting with the Philippines. I am Filipino. The season of the Philippines has only summer and rainy season, there is no such cool season as spring, autumn and winter, so after all we do not have a scene to practice, ene though I want to participate in the winter Olympic Games. It is impossible w


今週末も数学の勉強でつぶしてしまった


今週のたわわ  準備万端整っている…   思えば卒業式から一年弱経つのか

I'm well prepared for this week.  Is it really just over a year from my graduation ceremony?


今のﾏﾏﾝ達が「ママは小学四年生」

Today's maman is like, 'mum is a 4th year primary school kid'.


今わたしの部屋3℃なんだけどguysの部屋の室温どれくらいよ～。yo yo  だいたい3℃が下限みたいだね

Right now my room is 3 degrees celcius, but how about you guys~?  yo yo, 3 degrees celcius seems to be about the lower limit


今も金融は緩めて財政は締めるという変なやり方をしている

Even now they are proceeding oddly by loosening financing to loosen the financial situation.


今闇民泊とか違法民泊どうでもよくない？

Who cares about shady residents or illegal residents now?


Naminorhira has dementia and Fune is bedridden with cancer.


介護の外国人技能実習、申請ゼロ  誰が介護するの？どうすんだよカス島！

Application's from foreign practitioners of nurses is zero. Who the hell is care giving? What are you going to do, you worthless island!


介護に対する最終的な解決は電脳化である  義体化と電脳化のちがいがあんまりわからない   とりあえずおばあちゃんが強くなったらいいのかな   でもおばあちゃんがつよくなったら   ぼくたち殴り殺されちゃうよ   ぼけたおばあちゃんがマッチョな義体で   みんなを殺してまわるんだ   わーこわい

The ultimate solution to caring for the elderly is computerizing the brain. I don't really understand the difference between becoming a cyborg and having a computer brain. Old ladies just need to become stronger. But if old ladies become strong we're going to get beaten to death. Super strong cyborg grandmas are going to go around killing everyone. How scary.


介護やるなら看護師資格取るのがおすすめ

If you are going to be a caregiver then I recommend you get your RN license.


介護職のブラック環境…24時間365日の個別対応で月収20万円、セクハラは日常茶飯事

The bad environment around nursing care... 24 hour 365 day individual care for a monthly income of 200,000 yen, sexual harassment an everyday occurrence.


介護職のブラック環境…24時間365日の個別対応で月収20万円、セクハラは日常茶飯事  これ難しい...担当する人数の多さと、手当てや有休などの福利厚生部分は改善してあげて欲しい  けど給料水準としては米国も同じなんだよねぇ  あと風呂は1週間に１度ぐらいにすれば良いと思う。介護する側の負が大きすぎるし、 そもそも高齢者なんてそんなに頻繁に入浴する必要ないし

The dark environment of caregiving... Providing individual attention 24 hours a day 365 days a year for 200,000 yen per month, sexual harassment is a daily occurrence. This is tough... I wish they would make some welfare system changes addressing the number of people in charge, the care, the paid time off, etc. But as for the wages the base level is about the same in the US. Also, I think it'd be good to do one bath per week. It is too much of a burden on the caregivers, and for elderly people there is no real need for them to bathe all that often.


仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した

French Actress Deneuve Criticizes Excessive Sexual Harassment Accusations: 'It's a Witch Hunt', 'We Must Recognize the Freedom to Seduce'.


仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した  でもいたら問題だよね

French actress Deneuve is criticizing excessive sexual harassment indictments. She commented, “it is a witch hunt,” “freedom of speech should be recognized,” “people are being instantly punished and losing their jobs for touching someone’s lap and trying to kiss him/her.” She defended men by saying they are losing their honor unfairly. However, those kind of men are a problem.


仏女優ドヌーブさん過度なセクハラ告発非難「魔女狩りだ」「口説く自由は認められるべきだ」「誰かの膝に触ったり、一方的にキスをしようとしたりしただけで職を失い、即刻罰せられている」と指摘し、男性が不当に名誉を傷つけられていると擁護した  お腹が硬いか柔らかいかは触ってみるまではわからない(ぺたり)

French actress Ms. Deneuve denounces excessive sexual harassment allegations, declaring it a "witch hunt" and that "men should be free to hit on women." She pointed out that "men have been punished summarily, forced out of their jobs when all they did was touch someone's knee or try to steal a kiss," and for this, men's reputations have been unfairly damaged. You can't tell if a stomach is hard or soft until you touch it (pets).


【ガチ】チベット仏教の最終奥義「虹の身体」がヤバイ！ 爪と髪を残して肉体消失、虹になる… 報告例多数で米研究機関も調査！  七夕の国かよ

Serious: The 'rainbow body', Tibetan Buddhism's final mystery, is wicked! Bodies become rainbows, leaving behind nails and hair.  There have been multiple reports.  A US research agency is investigating. \\nTanabata country.


仕事はスプラクゥーンみたいなもんやな  クゥーンクゥーン


仕事はスプラクゥーンみたいなもんやな  じゃあ、ようじょとあそぶ


仕事してるときのほうが余計なことを考えなくていい分、気が休まる感あるよね

As much as it's good not to think of other things when working, it comes with a sense of ease.


仕事の合間に“正しく休む”方法

Learn “proper resting techniques” during work.


仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ

I hate working hard and I want to splurge...


仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ

This is a thread to stop me, who has been wanting to waste money because I hate work so much.


仕事嫌なあまり散財したくなってるぼくを止めるスレ  お金使うと楽しいから使おう

I hate working and want to splurge too much; stop me! Thread. Spend money because it is fun


クソ仕事をやめた後の平日の寝心地

Sleeping peacefully today after giving up on all the crap things that were happening to me.


クソ仕事をやめた後の平日の寝心地  いいなー

Sleeping snugly on a weekend after quitting your shit job is great.


仕事、納めました  多分他サイトでも販売してて、そっちで売れちったって事だろうけど  更新してよねって思いますね

I got paid, perhaps they sold it on other websites. I guess it was sold out there, but I guess they should I update it


仕事終わってないのにGet Freedomする人いるでしょ  いいやん

The job isn't over, but there are people who Get Freedom  How nice


ぼく「はあああああ！！！仕事行きたくない…憂鬱すぎて今日も昼寝をしてしまった…」LLLくん「GET FREEDOMしろよ」ぼく「LLLくん！？」  杏ちゃんいじめたらDVられたなうだよ……

I yelled, “Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!  I don’t want to go to work.... I am too depressed and I took a noon nap...” LLL says, “Let’s play Get Freedom.” I reply, “LLL?!” If you bully Anzu, you will get domestic violence in return.


仕事は順調、趣味も充実、素敵な伴侶を得て幸せな家庭を築いているLLLer

My job is going well, I have fulfilling interests, a great partner, and I am building a happy family.


仕事は順調、趣味も充実、素敵な伴侶を得て幸せな家庭を築いているLLLer  あ、おれです

My job is going well, my hobbies are fulfilling, I'm building a happy family with a wonderful companion LLLer.


仕方ない・やらせだ…中傷電話、ヘリ窓落下の小学校にも  反基地運動は本土から左翼が大量にきていて地元の人たちは迷惑している   と言いながら本土と関係ない小学校に誹謗中傷   サンフランシスコ市議会への抗議といい自分の頭で考えることができないんだろうな

It can not be helped · · · It is incomprehensible ... slander telephone, falling window slippery into an elementary school, slander in elementary school irrelevant to mainland while saying that leftovers are coming from mainland and locals are annoying local people. I do not think they can protest with the city council and think with their own head as of the San Francisco.


「これはオナニーしても仕方ない」ってギリギリ許されるアニメの女子中学生  ギリギリ許されるはむずい  余裕で許されるならいっぱいいそう

"Nothing can be done about this being used for masturbation." Female middle school student from a just barely allowed anime. Being just barely allowed is difficult. It seems like a ton are allowed by a wide margin.


ギターファック  仕込だったのか  だがそうだとしても、危ない玩具だな

It was a guitar fuck training. But even so, it's a dangerous toy


仕込む食材も減って客も選んだものが食えて幸せだろ

The amount of ingredients also decreases and the customer is able to choose easily and enjoy a happy meal.


他人に迷惑かける行為でなければ誰がなにに興じようと勝手だと思うんだが文句言う人は違うんだろうな

I think that if it wasn't something that annoys other people then they would do whatever they want to entertain themselves, but people who complain are different.


他の文書の有無も明言せず

This neither confirms nor denies the presence of other documents.


他の銘柄も追従して値上げすると予想

Other brands will follow along and likely go up as well.


それとか他のみる限りまだ法案の承認じゃなくて提案されてるってだけっぽいね

It seems like these kinds of things aren't recognized as law, they're still in the proposal stage.


「付き合う前に、寝てしまえ」杉本彩が、こう提案する深い理由

The deep implications behind why Aya Sugimoto says you should "have sex before dating someone."


「付き合う前に、寝てしまえ」杉本彩が、こう提案する深い理由  いうのは別に構わんが避妊にも触れような

"Before dating someone, sleep with them." The profound reason that Sugimoto Aya gives this suggestion. I don't really have an issue with her saying that, but she should touch on contraception as well.


付き合いの浅い役人や取り巻きはどうでもいいが

\\n\\nSagawa probably doesn’t want to embarrass people close to him (Akie and Koutarou).


ナンパの付き添い、イベントのサクラ、風俗嬢からの依頼も

Be your wingman when hitting on girls, applaud for you at an event, and even sex industry requests.


はたらくクルマの代名詞、トヨタ「ハイエース」50年の歴史を振り返る  やっぱり高いね   これさ、年収400万の人が一括で買うやん   すぐに事故って廃車になったらメンタル耐えられるの？

The working car’s pronoun, Toyota “Hiace”. Looking back on a 50 year history. It is expensive isn’t it. This is what people who earn ¥4,000,000 a year buy up front. Would you be able to mentally bear it if you immediately got into an accident and it got scrapped?


ベビーシッター代 月28万円上限に補助へ 東京都 | NHKニュース  コドモ、セワシマスヨ、２８マンエン、ゲンキン

Financial support for the babysitter fee which is over 280,000 yen each month.\\n\\nTokyo|NHK news  Docomo, I will take care of you, 280,000 yen, cash


あなたの代で腐った日本人の汚物のような害虫精神を断ち切ってください

Please remove the filth of your rotten generation from Japan as you would a harmful insect.


これ以上ないぐらいの〇んこ


以前にも貧困層を取り上げた記事で、あえて自民党に投票している人がいたから、この人もかと思ったわけよ

Before there was another article that referenced the poor class, and if a person voted for the Liberal Democratic Party, it was like I thought, "Oh, them too".


ゲーム以外の部分でいろいろと話題だったクロバラノワルキューレ 春発売  IFゲーはねぷねぷ以外買わないとフェアリーフェンサーやって心に誓った

Trending for reasons outside the game, the game Dark Rose Valkyrie will release in spring. For Idea Factory games, after playing Fairy Fencer I vowed that I wouldn't buy another except for NepNep.


フジテレビ、「ノイタミナ」以来14年ぶりに大型深夜アニメ枠「＋Ultra」を立ち上げ

On Fuji TV, "Noitamina" starts large scale anime block "+ Ultra" for the first time in 14 years.


フジテレビ、「ノイタミナ」以来14年ぶりに大型深夜アニメ枠「＋Ultra」を立ち上げ “破格な製作費”で世界に通ずる作品を目指す  世界ねえ      rwby並の支持が得られる位には   色々努めてほしい   （オウムが生きてた頃に限るけど）

Fuji TV, 14 years after launching the late night animation block "noitamina", begins "+ Ultra". We aim for works with "extraordinary production cost" that will reach the world  The world, huh  I want to see the kind of effort it takes to reach the same level of support as rwby (at least during the time the Oum was alive)


仮想通貨は「一般的にならない」と考える人が8割以上 「理解していない」人が5割以上  しょーもないギャンブルよりBTCFXやれば楽しいのにね   レバ100倍で丁半博打やれば数日で20倍とかザラよ。俺はそれで50万損した

Over 80% of people think cryptocurrency "will not become mainstream". Over 50% "do not understand it". BTCFX is much more fun than some stupid gambling. If you gamble with 100:1 leverage, than in a few days you can easily make more than 20 times what you started out with. I lost 500,000 with that method.


仮想通貨が下落、日本の取引所が出金を停止－ビットコイン４％安  暴落する時は回転させて枚数増やせるからええわ

Prices of virtual currency plummet, Japanese exchange market suspends withdrawals. Bitcoin down 4%. It's fine just sell when it's crashing and then buy back more later.


仮想通貨がどうして値上がりするのかわからない

I don't understand how the value of cryptocurrency goes up.


わし仮想通貨の値下がりにドン引き  このまま以前の数万円の価値まで下がったら  散々仮想通貨煽ってたイケハヤ達は真っ青だろうなぁ

I'm shocked at the fall of virtual currency.  If it keeps going and falls to the previous amount of a a couple 10,000 yen, I'm sure イケハヤ and others who promoted the idea would be ghastly pale...


わし仮想通貨の値下がりにドン引き  なんか日本市場だけ無事に戻していっててワロタ  暴落はもう少し先か

I laughed at the idea that only the Japanese market can safely return from something like that falling prices of cryptocurrency. The crash will happen soon.


仮想通貨取引所 新規審査厳しく 金融庁検討、利用者保護徹底へ  海外の取引所でおすすめってありますか？   なんかこの国腐った豆の臭いするんで

Cryptocurrency exchanges' new screening gets stricter. The Financial Servicese Agency conducts an investigation, thorough protection of users. Do you have any recommendations for overseas exchanges? This country smells of rotten beans.


仮想通貨取引所の気持ち悪さを端的に表す図  これは分足という意味だと思われる。棒グラフの刻み幅が一分単位になってる

A diagram showing the bad feelings of the cryptocurrency exchange. It seems to mean one minute. The bar graph is in units of one minute.


イタリアの仮想通貨取引所、約211億円相当の「Nano」を不正流出

Italian cryptocurrency stock exchange, improper flow of approximately 21.1 billion yen of "Nano".


「仮想通貨のマイニングをすぐに始められるPC」がドスパラで販売中PC組み立てやマイニングの初期設定までを代行、納期は1ヶ月

"PCs ready for mining cryptocurrency" sold on dospara are being built and having the initial mining setup done, expected delivery in one month.


仮想通貨採掘の流行でGPU入手性が低下、SETIの観測データ分析システム増強に影響

Due to cryptocurrency mining GPU acquisition drops, has impact on data analysis for SETI observational data.


仮想通貨ビットコネクト死亡

The virtual currency Bitconnect has died.


仮想通貨流出の件で出川哲郎の名前がブルームバーグに取り上げられる  ブルームバーグ「今回の件で何か一言」  出川「メニメニマネー、ノーモア、ハッカーがマネーリバーじゃあじゃあ(流出を表す流れる音)。ビッグトラブルオッケー？分かる？」

Degawa Tetsuro's name raised by Bloomberg regarding issue with the flow of cryptocurrency. Bloomberg "Your comment on this issue". Degawa "Money, money, money, no more, hacker is money river bubble bubble (sound of something flowing). Big trouble, okay? Do you understand?"


仮想通貨相場の高騰でゲーマーはグラフィックボード入手がますます困難に

It's been increasingly hard for gamers to get their hands on graphic boards due to the sudden price jump in the virtual currency market.


仮想通貨７社を行政処分、うち２社は業務停止 金融庁  仮想通貨7社って変だろ

Seven virtual currency companies receive administrative penalties, of two receive a business suspension.  seven virtual currency companies is weird


仮想通貨とかいうオワコン・・・とでも言うと思ったか？

I made 100 thousand into 400 thousand today.


仮想通貨の計算を税金計算をしたけどクソめんどくさい

I am calculating my taxes from the virtual currency that I own but it is so troublesome.


ゴールドマン、仮想通貨のトレーディングデスク設置へ－関係者

Goldman Sachs representative says they plan to install cryptocurrency trading desk.


仲里依紗（人妻）のブラジャー  謎チョイス

Riisa Naka (a married woman)'s unusual choice of brassiere.


件名「今日うんちした？（笑）」本文「ちなみに大きかった？？」  大きかったです

Subject "Did you poop today? (lol)" body "Anyway, was it big??"  It was big


任天堂が対コロプラ特許侵害訴訟で使った特許番号が明らかになったので中身を解説しますーまたコナミの壁カメラみたいなやつがあるぞしかも最強法務任天堂  どれもこれもすごく重要な特許だと思う   これを任天堂以外が使ったら訴えるなんてことしてたら異常   訴えずに使わせてたのは当然だろう

The patent numbers that Nintendo is suing Colopl over for patient infringement has come to light. I'll explain them the best I can. Also, they have a thing that is like Konami's wall camera and moreover, Nintendo's legal department is the strongest. I think all of these are extremely important patents. I think it would be strange if anyone other than Nintendo used them and sued. It's only a matter of course to let them use it without suing.


任天堂、コロプラを提訴 特許侵害で「白猫プロジェクト」差し止め求める  オオオ  イイイ

Nintendo, injunction sought for "White Cat Project" due to COLOPL patent infringement litigation wow!


ハッシュタグ「#任天堂を許すな」がトレンド入り！訴訟問題がなぜか“大喜利”に─新作、リメイクを切望する声多数

The hashtag #don't forgive Nintendo has started a trend!


ボール任せ 風任せ ゴルフは「見て楽しむスポーツ」になるのか：日本経済新聞  道具やトレーニング環境の進化で、プロ選手の記録が青天井になっても、裾野の競技人口が減る理由にはならないよな   凄ければ凄い程、競技してるからこそ凄さが分かるわけだし   　   ただ、ゴルフの場合はプロの飛距離に合わせてコースを設計すると一般のプレーヤーにとっては『スコアの出せないコース』になってしまうので   その点において不利だけど、どのみちハンデ付けて下駄履かせてるんだしクソどうでも良い、ってかハンデって変なしきたりだよな

Leave it up to the wind. Leave it up to the ball. Will golf become a "sport that you enjoy by watching"?: Nihon Keizai Shinbun. Due to advancements in equipment and training, even if professional records skyrocket, there is no reason for the number of players competing in the Suso competition to decline. The better you are, it's only because of competing that you can know your actual level. But golf courses are planned by taking into account driving distances of professionals so for normal players they become "courses you can't get a good score on", and while that is a negative, at any rate there are handicaps so it doesn't really make a difference. But handicaps are an odd convention, aren't they?


企業体質まで電通化してるのほんときらい

I hate the fact that by poisoning Internet advertising, Dentsu has managed to influence corporate culture as well.


"Black company corporate grand prize 2017" is determined as "moving company of Ali's mark."


「スパコン」ベンチャー企業幹部が助成金不正受け取りの疑い | NHKニュース  日本死ね こんな国潰れてしまえ

"Super computer" venture business upper echelon under suspicion of improper receipt of subsidies | NHK News. Die Japan. Make this country collapse.


伊方原発運転差し止め＝「火砕流、到達の可能性」－３号機仮処分・広島高裁  阿蘇と伊方原発の距離でダメなら九州の原発は全部停止だな。

Suspension of the Ikata Nuclear Power Plant means there's a possibility that pyroclastic flow could reach it. Temporary injunction to shut down unit 3 by the Hiroshima High Court. If Ikata Power Plant is too close to Aso, then all of Kyushu's plants are going to be suspended.


伊ビットグレイルで約200億円分のナノ(XRB) 不正流出 持ち逃げ疑う声も  わあ、仮想通貨は夢がいっぱいだあ(棒読み)。  現実の通貨では確かに真似できんね、発行量の一割盗むとか。

Italy's Bitgrail loses around 20 billion yen's worth of Nano (XRB). Some suspect company absconding with the funds. Wow, cryptocurrency is the stuff of your dreams (monotone). Stealing ten percent of the issued currency wouldn't be possible with real currency.


伊賀：市職員、個人情報６４８人分渡す

Iga: City official leaks personal information of 648 people.


伊賀流忍者萌えキャラ「伊賀嵐マイ」のアニメ化が決定 イベント開催に向けクラウドファンディングで支援を募集  テイルズオブファンタジアの『すず』じゃ駄目なんか？毬栗流だし   佐賀県みたいにはっちゃけたことやらんと流行らんぞ

The lovely Igaryu Ninja character "Igarashima Mai" has been decided to enter the event opening towards support of the crowd funding. Tales of Phantasia's "Suzu" is useless?  You can't get rid of the Hawaiian flow  unlike the Saga prefecture.


休出、一人休んでぼくしかおらんねん

Working on a day off, someone called in sick and I'm here by myself.


みんなで休んでたらインフラ動かんで

If everyone is on holiday, the country will grind to a standstill.


休みは多めだけどやる気が起きなくてゲームを起動してない

I have a lot of time off, but I have no motivation so I don't start up games.


休日にスーパーに行くと自分と同じぐらいの年齢の人はみんな嫁と子供連れて買い物してる

When I go to the supermarket on holiday, everyone of the same age as myself is shopping with a daughter and wife.


会場が学校ならそこの先生

If it was held at school, it'd be with that teacher.


うちの会社は大手だが社内通達でこれに該当する人は更新禁止令でたわ。

Our company is a major company, but there was an internal transmission that people who fit in this category cannot renew their contracts.


会社どころか大麻さんもあるで

Using Marijuana may be another problem besides the company.


パワハラで会社やめる（やめさせられる）時に、会社から一生分の給料取れるような法案でも通らん限りキツイと思うわ

It's an absolutely brutal environment unless the government passes a bill that allows you to demand the company that they pay you a lifetime worth salary when you quit (rather forced to quit) because of the power harassment.


ゲーム会社から独立してインディーズゲームに参入したある開発者の教訓  そういうマーケティング考えずにリリースできるのが強みと思うが   どこで当たるかわからない。小国でブームになったりするし   自衛は固定費極限まで切り詰めることだな

Lessons from a game developer who went from a company to indie games  I think it's a strength of indie games to be able to release without thinking so much about marketing  You don't know where it will be a hit. It could become a boom in a small country, or something like that.  It's self defense to cut fixed costs down to the limit


会社のデスクで育てようと観葉植物買ってきた  やだこわい

I bought a Foliage plant to raise on the desk at the company. I don’t like it. It is scary.


会社のデスクで育てようと観葉植物買ってきた  こんな意識高そうなPCでLLL見ると   何らかの化学変化による爆発の危険がありそう

I bought a decorative plant to raise on my desk at the company  The consciousness seems to be high, when I look at LLL on my PC  there seems to be a danger of explosion due to a chemical change


会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？

If your total is 627 yen, aren't you a heretic for trying to pay with 1132 yen?


会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？  端数から小銭を出していくと財布が薄くて済む   この場合、２円→５円→２０円の順に探す

For a bill of 627 yen, would you consider someone who pays 1132 yen a nonconformist?  If you use up your change for the odd amounts your wallet ends up lighter  In this case,  I start looking in this order :  2 yen →5 yen →20 yen


会計627円に対して1132円出すのは異端者なのか？  お釣りが505円とか勝利感ありすぎだろ、カウント3はいったわ、これ。  ってやってるけど、なんか問題でも？（威圧

Is it that barbaric to pay 1,132 yen for a purchase costing 627 yen?  There's a sense of victory in receiving 505 yen in return, 3 counts of victory came so far for this.  I'm doing this, but do you have a problem? (coercion


会計検査院何の！安倍首相ガンコにモリカケ謝罪拒否


シーーーーンとしてるより会話がしやすい

It's easier to have a conversation like that than when it's dead quiet.


あくまで会費未払いなのか

In the end is it about the membership fee?


会釈できればそれでもいいやないか

I'm not sure if nodding was okay or not.


ローカルすぎて伝わらない交通安全の標語  一行目はわからんなー

The slogan on the traffic safety is too local; I don't understand the first line.


'Mailing a handwritten new years greeting card is great!


伝統という言葉をどう定義しているのだろう。恐らく日本文化についてほとんどご存じないにもかかわらず知っているような気分をお持ちで、伝統の定義は「私の意見に合うもの」なのだろう。

I wonder how the word "tradition" should be defined.


For those who don't know much of anything about Japan's culture but act like they do, the definition of "tradition" is probably "Anything that matches my opinions".


あの伝説のマウス「Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0」が21世紀に蘇る  あのぉ…大玉トラックボール…

The legendary Microsoft Intellimouse 3.0 is reborn for the 21st century. The massive trackball is so...


似たようなこと言って手伝い頼んでたわ

A divorced acquaintance of mine said something similar when he moved so he asked me for help.


ノートとしてはスペック低いけどwinタブとしてはありふれたスペックじゃん

If it's used as a notebook, it has low specs, but the specs increase if it is used as a Win tab.


Let's add a low frequency therapy equipment too.


サドルが低いと太股が疲れる


住職「極楽の宝樹を仏花で再現してみた」→クリスマスによく見るツリーらしきものが完成 「気のせいです」  クリスマスツリー用のオーナメントと仏花を混ぜてるのかw  金の枝銀の枝は調達できたが、珊瑚とかは難しかったんだな  まあキラキラした樹は何でも似たようになりそうだ

Chief priest "I tried to reproduce the treasure tree of paradise in the French flower" → Christmas well look something like a tree is completed in "is the fault of the gas," whether they mix ornament and Futsuhana for the Christmas tree lol. The branches of gold were able to procure silver branches, but it was difficult for coral etc. Anything that is glittery seems to be similar anything.


佐川国税庁長官の怪しい“逃亡生活”

National Tax Agency President Sagawa's "life on the run."


佐川国税庁長官更迭を改めて拒否

National Tax Agency Director Sagawa dismissal once again rejected.


佐川国税庁長官更迭を改めて拒否

National Tax Agency Director Sagawa once again rejects shakeup.


「なんで佐川が国税庁長官なのか」と財務省内で批判噴出…安倍首相「逃げ切れる」と楽観  国会で偽証したのは確実のようだし  これは佐川逝くかな？

"Why is Sagawa the head of the National Tax Agency?" criticism flows from the Ministry of Finance... Prime Minister Abe optimistic about a "getaway". It seems like it's a certainty that false testimony was made to the Diet. Is this the end of Sagawa?


「なんで佐川が国税庁長官なのか」と財務省内で批判噴出…安倍首相「逃げ切れる」と楽観  モリカケについては飽きることなく追える

"Why is Sagawa the director of the National Tax Agency?" Criticism from inside the Ministry of Finance comes forth. Prime Minister Abe optimistically holds on. They're going after モリカケ, showing no signs of losing interest in it.


佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向

Head of the National Tax Agency Sagawa intends to resign.


佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  当然辞めるだろうと思って会見を見てたら辞める気なくて呆れたわ  あと会見の冒頭で「文書のユウム(有無)」って誤読してて進歩ねーなと思った

Sagawa intends to resign from the National Tax Agency.  Former director, Ministry of Finance.  I thought I would quit at that time, but when I saw the interview, thoughts  of resigning went out of my head, and I was shocked.\\nAt the start of the interview, I mistook the existence of the document, and thought, is there any progress.


佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  もう韓国の事笑えなくなるな。ほんま情けねえわ

Mr. Sawaga is intending to resign from the Ministry of Finance as the Director of the National Tax Agency. I really have no sympathy.


佐川国税庁長官が辞任の意向 財務省前理財局長  もう領収書破棄しちゃったんだけど～

Sagawa intends to resign as chief of the National Tax Agency. The director of the Ministry of Finance already destroyed the receipt, but...


佐川・国税庁長官の“逃亡生活ホテル”は役人特権で3割引き  マスコミ「佐川は何処だ！探せ！」

Sagawa, National Tax Agency director's "Life on the Run Hotel" offers a 30% discount to government officials. The media "Where is Sagawa!? Search for him!"


佐川国税庁長官の“逃げ恥出世術”

National Tax Agency Director Sagawa's "art of running in shame and getting ahead".


佐川国税長官に批判の声やまず

National Tax Commissioner Sagawa receives an endless stream of criticisms.


「佐川氏は一般人になった。招致は難しい」自民・森山氏  ひどすぎワロタ・・・ワロタ・・  そのうち「佐川氏は鬼籍に入った。招致は出来ない」になりそう

"Mr. Saka became an ordinary person. It was hard to summon." Mr. Moriyama from the Liberal Democratic Party is too awful, I laughed... I laughed... And then, "Mr. sakawa has entered the ruling party. He cannot be summoned" seems to be what will happen.


佐川氏がそんな文書の書き換えまでして辻褄合わせなきゃいけないような虚偽答弁したのは何のため誰のためですかっていう

Mr Sakagawa had to make these amendments for coherence, but why and for whom did he have to write such false statements.


佐川がすべてを話す→終了

If Sagawa tells them everything then it's over.


佐川が話さない→自民への世論がさらに冷たくなる

If he doesn't then the public opinion of the LDP well fall.


佐川長官の喚問「協議する」

Chief Sagawa summoning to swiftly change the Liberal Democratic Party is seen as a way to hide Akie.


佐川長官の喚問「協議する」 自民の豹変は“昭恵夫人隠し”  昭恵は野党の追求に耐えられないからと考えてはいそう   それと参考人にしろ証人喚問にしろ国会に呼ばれることは恥ずかしいことで   付き合いの浅い役人や取り巻きはどうでもいいが   身内や近い存在（昭恵、加計孝太郎）に恥をかかせたくないと思ってるんじゃないだろうか   国会で昭恵に言及されると感情的になるあたり身内は相当大事にしていそう

Sagawa 's summons "I will consult" The LDP's hidden "Mr. Shōei hidden" Think that Shogei can not bear the pursuit of the opposition Party, let it be called as a reference person or a witness summoned by the embarrassed being called by the Diet The shallow officials and surroundings are not concerned but I think they do not want to disgrace our neighborhood or nearby existence (Shoge, Kotaro Kakuta) I wonder if it is said that he is becoming emotional when mentioned in Shogi at the National Assembly It seems to take care of


佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党

Director Sagawa and others disregard invitation = ruling party A "Even if we work for the common citizen, wages won't go up."


佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党  このおじさん守られすぎ

No response of Sagawa's secretary's invitation = ruling party This guy is too protected


佐川長官らの招致応ぜず＝与党  本当「お前が国難」だ

No response of Sagawa's boss's invitation  = the ruling party true "You are a national disaster"


「佐川長官答弁にあわせて理財局の指示で書き換え」麻生財務相

'Rewritten on direction from the Bureau of Materials in accordance with the responses by Secretary Sakagawa' Finance Minister Aso.


やめられない〆のラーメン、体内の「カビ」が欲しているから？

Is it because you want mold on the inside of ramen〆that you can't give up?


やめられない〆のラーメン、体内の「カビ」が欲しているから？ その改善法  塩分と水分の補給です  ポカリなどでいいです

Those Tsuki noodles that I can't stop eating... Is it because I want "mold" in my body? How to make improvements: Salt and moisture replenishment. Drinks such as Pocari Sweat are good.


体半分がオス、半分がメスのガ

Moth with a body that is half male and half female.


体学歴チンポに堕とされる前フリにしか見えない

I can't see it as anything but an attempt to have a lot of sex.


体の左側はオス、右側メスの蛾…女子高生が発見 : 科学・ＩＴ : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  アシュラ男爵

A moth with a left side of the body that is male, and the right side that is female... discovered by a female high school student : Science・ＩＴ : Yomiuri Shimbun (YOMIURI ONLINE) アシュラ男爵


体操部顧問、女子部員の前髪を抜く 体罰を認め依願退職  「切る」じゃなく「抜く」なのか 掴んで引っ張ったのか？

Gymnastics department advisor pulls out female member's bangs  Recognizes corporal punishment and requests retirement  Is it really "pulling out" and not "cutting"? Did they really grab and pull it?


体罰を受けて育った子どもは発育に遅れが生じる傾向がある

Children raised with corporal punishment tend to have delayed development.


ほっともっと、体ぽかぽか野菜のあんかけ「中華あんかけごはん」が登場。

Hot Motto  "Baked Chinese Pork Rice" appeared with vegetables soup.


マミさんに何かあったらアリナパイセンレイプしてボコってimる

If something happened to Mami then Alina Paisen gets raped.


マミさんに何かあったらアリナパイセンレイプしてボコってimる  イキり勢と化したゆうくん

If something happens to Mami, rape and beat the shit out of Alina Paisen  Yuu became really excited and energetic


ルザミーネさんが何かやってるぞ


何人にも侵されざる聖なる領域、心の光。犬も分かっているのだろう？ ＡＴフィールドは誰もが持っている心の壁だという事を  めっちゃ慎重

A holy land where people should not tread, Light of the Heart. Do dogs understand as well? An AT field is a wall in the heart that is inside of everybody. Very careful.


何人にも侵されざる聖なる領域、心の光。犬も分かっているのだろう？ ＡＴフィールドは誰もが持っている心の壁だという事を  また新しい言葉覚えた   アブソリュートテラーフィールド(絶対不可侵領域)ていうのね

The hallowed field of light, undisturbed by man. Does the dog sense it, too? AT fields are a barrier within the heart of man. Well, seems I've learned something new today. "Absolute Terror Field," huh?


「何人死んだんだ」が示す冷酷


何で人間は死めたの  俺は人間を死めるぞジョジョオオオオオオオオオオ

Why did people die? I kill people! Little by littleeeeeeeeee


なら何に使えるんだそのゴミは。


そんなもん何冊も入れたらそら重くなりますわ

What about notebooks and worksheet booklets?


何割の人が避難したんだろう

I wander what percent of people evacuated.


何十倍とか目指さないからBCH利確せずにほっといたら含み益ほとんど消えてて草

I wasn't aiming for tenfold gains or the like, so I didn't cash out to BCH and just let it be, and my unrealized gains mostly disappeared, lol.


何回明らかになってるんだこれ

Just how many times has this been shown?


これ何回ポストすれば気が済むねん

No matter how many times I post this, I cannot get use to it.


それを何回も繰り返してるのか


何だかんだでやればできる子じゃんぼく


もしかして何か情報持ってるかもね


何か惨事が起こった時にﾋｬｯﾊｰの国になる下地はできとると見た方がええかもね

When some sort of disaster occurs, It might be better to see a country with a good basis in enthusiasm.\\n


何故旅行の時に限って降るのか

Why does this kind of stuff only when I'm on vacation?


何故配信者は火を使いたがるのか


何が望みだ。叶えてやろう  悪魔召喚プログラムくれ

What do you want? I will grant it for you. Give me a program to summon demons.


何段ギアが入ってるか分からん大型・超高速チャリンカーだからな。親ブレーキ(CCの元締め、親玉、保護者による救済)が無ければ落車だろう

If there is no principle brakes (president of CC, parents, guardian's salvation) then it will topple.


何科行って何を言ったら受けられるの？

Where do I go and what do I say to get it?


何考えてるのか毎回定時退社日に代休入れるプロジェクトリーダー ぼく(今日定時退社日だし、落ち着いてるし、工数もないから帰るか…今日、午前外注さん来なかったし、来んやろ) 外注さん「お疲れ様でーす。修正に来ました。修正終わるまで作業しますんでよろしくお願いします」 他メンバー(外注さん来たから環境使えないからどっか行こ) 俺(落ち着いてるのに監視のため深夜残業確定やんけ…)  私なら帰る

What are they thinking?  I'm a project leader, and every time I take a day off in lieu on a regular day, the project leader is like, 'today is a regular day off, everything is okay, we don't have the man power, so can you come back, the substitute worker didn't come this morning, so can you come.'  The substitute worker is like 'Thank you for your hard work.  I came and fixed things.  Until things are fixed, someone is pleading and someone else is coming to work.' Other members are like, 'the substitute came and couldn't use the surrounds, so lets go.  Me, 'I'm cool, but I need to do late night overtime in order to make sure everything is managed'.  If it was me, I would return.


いったい何を聞いてたんだこの村人は


何とかの謝罪はただの鳴き声…ってね

This whatever apology is just mindless chirping...


何かが頭の上を歩きました  それGって書きに来たのに

Something walked on my head, i came here to write this.


何かが頭の上を歩きました


何したのかわからんニヤケ顔の三枚目だしね

He's like a comedian smirking about not knowing what he did.


何だこの風邪…  マジかよ   咳は全くないんよ鼻にだけ取り付いてる

What's with this cold... are you serious.  I don't have any coughing symptoms, it's just possessing my nose.


「何であんな黒いのが好きなんだ」

"Why do you like those black guys so much?"


“余命1年半の少年からの手紙”―― 『BLEACH』久保帯人、探していたファンレターの差出人が見つかったことを報告  テレビ屋が歯ぎしりしてそう

“A letter from a young boy with a life expectancy of a year and a half.”\\n“BLEACH” Taito Kubo, I am reporting that I found the sender of the fan letter I was searching for.


Although it can't be said that it's none of our business.


余計なものなどないよね〜  三大心の中のASKA  ・余計なものなどないよね〜  ・今からそいつを、これからそいつを、殴りにいこうか〜   ・

There's no such thing as an unnecessary thing~. The three great ASKA in my heart. There's no such thing as an unnecessary thing~. Right now I'm going to, right now I'm going to, go punch that guy~.


作りたいものと出来たもの  ちーがーうーだーろー！

Things I want to make and things I was able to make  That's wrooong!


スマホアプリ作れば大儲けできるんじゃね？


作家アトウッドさん、「MeToo」運動に懸念

Writer Atwood expresses concern over "MeToo" movement.


ホラー作家スティーブン・キング初の「絵本」―意外とほのぼの、いや、どうだろう  これ子供さらわれるやつ

Steven King, a horror writer, published his first picture book. It's surprisingly heartwarming..no, wait. I don't know about this. This is actually a story of children getting kidnapped.


アンケ作ってるけど  年収  ボーナスの有無と額

Doing a survey. Yearly pay / bonus existence and amount.


アニメ作り支える「制作進行」の労働実態を調査。低賃金と長時間労働の傾向が明らかに  ここまでやって作るのが池沼向けアニメって闇深すぎる

Investigating the "production process" of creating animation  The trend of low wages and long work hours is clear  So far the anime they've created for idiots is completely hopeless


アニメ作り支える「制作進行」の労働実態を調査。低賃金と長時間労働の傾向が明らかに  アニメ業界がヒドいというと必ず「苦しい業界でして」とか擁護記事も出るんだけど   小さな制作会社の上司がボート買った話してたからなぁ   調査するなら給料だけでなく経営実態まで踏み込んでほしいな

Investigate the labor situation of "Progressing Progress" that creates animation. Trends in low wages and long hours obviously I heard that the animation industry is hidden every time I definitely say "it is a painful industry" or advocate articles but someone from a small production company has bought a boat If I investigate I want you to step in management realities as well


I guess the only thing I can do is make a song.


アンケ作ってるけど  ぼく記録した  ~~成績を見せてところがある？~~ 日本語難しい

I'm working on a survey, but is there anyone who wants to see what grade ~~I got? ~~ Japanese is difficult


おせち、作りますか買いますか


これは作っているんじゃなくて、間をとっている


いや、そんな使ってるかな

Hmm, do people really use them like that?


「いしきひくい」を使っている！


なんかエッチなことに使えそう  おチンポ切断してきて

It seems like you can use it for something sexy  Cut off your penis


このケース使うなら台車も買っとけ

If I use this case I should also by a cart.


ベッキー ガキ使“タイキック”に感謝「タレントとしてありがたい」  アレも仕事   コレも仕事

I am grateful to the Thai kick that little Becky used. “I appreciate it as someone in the entertainment industry.” That is work and this is work.


使い潰してるんだからそうなるわ


マックフライに使う物質で毛髪再生に大成功

Using the materials in McDonald french fries to restore hair was a resounding success.


ドンキのストイックなパソコンをどう使うか考えてみる

I've been thinking about how to use the 'donkey stoic' PC.


Do you think that makes it suitable to use?


ガキの使い黒塗り問題、AbemaTVがエディーマーフィー本人にコメントを求めていた  言ってるそばから芸能知識でイキるのかキモオタネトウヨ   で、コメント求めたらネタで返されました(スタジオ一同爆笑)やろ   そんなん大方のギャラで食ってない黒人には関係ないですわ

The painting problem of using brat brush, AbemaTV was asking for comment by Eddie Murphy himself saying to continue with entertainment knowledge from buckwheat or on Kimoota netouyo, when I asked for comment, he returned as a story (all the studio laughs) It has nothing to do with the black people not eating by big salary


例えば三菱の燃費不正みたいなもん

For example, like the fuel consumption for Mitsubishi being inaccurate.


例えば将棋を教えるなら羽生より藤井君、スケートなら羽生君のように他者に対して汚い言葉を吐かない人間を見て育った方がいい

So if you are teaching shogi it's Fujii over Habu, when it comes to skating you should look at somebody like Hanyu who doesn't use vulgar words towards others and raise your children accordingly.


例のクレーンゲーム屋 「帰りたい」という客に「あなたに足りないのは精神力」  沼かな

The crane game shop that was mentioned: Customers that said "I want to go home" were told "what you lack is mental fortitude." I wonder if that's Numa?


例のクレーンゲーム屋 「帰りたい」という客に「あなたに足りないのは精神力」  マジかよバブリーな話よの

At that crane game place. Customer says, "I want to go home." They respond with, "What you lack is willpower." Seriously? What a bubbly conversation.


だったら例えば、野球のセ・パじゃないけど白組・紅組みたいな感じに分けて、


侘しい。  侘びしい。  　自分には、女の千万言の身の上噺よりも、その一言の呟きのほうに、共感をそそられるに違いないと期待していても、この世の中の女から、ついにいちども自分は、その言葉を聞いた事がないのを、奇怪とも不思議とも感じております。

Dismal. Dismal. I find myself hoping to find a connection in one murmured utterance rather than in a woman talking about herself endlessly. It's mysterious and strange that I've never heard such an utterance from any woman of the world.


バターの供給不足回避へ 新年度も１万3000トンの輸入枠  トラを走らせてバターにしよう（残虐

Coping with a shortage of butter: plan to import 13,000 tons next fiscal year. Have the tigers run until they turn into butter (how cruel)


バターの供給不足回避へ 新年度も１万3000トンの輸入枠  酪農家の保護の為に農水省は補助金で、指定団体は生産量を制限して乳価を維持してるじゃん。これやってる以上何も変わらない  生乳の生産量は乳価が下がらないように毎年ギリギリに設定してるから予想外の需要増や供給減が発生したら作り置きができない。作り置きのシーズンは需要がひとめぐりする冬のみだから、足りない場合は輸入しないと作れないんですよ。余りを出したら乳価が下がるから乳牛酪農家が儲からない。けど乳価が維持されているから酪農家の収入は頭打ちで結局離農するから今の状況がある。  どーせバターは輸入品でも品質安定するから別に日本で加工しなくてもいいじゃんって発想になってるんじゃないか

Avoiding a butter shortage. Import ceiling of 13,000 tons for the new year. Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries issues subsidies for protection of dairy farmers, with production being restricted to selected entities to keep the price of milk steady. Doing this nothing will change. Every year the amount of milk produced is set to keep the price of milk just as it is, so if there is an unexpected rise in demand or fall in supply there is no way to make preparations. A season for making preparations is essential and it can only be during winter, so if there isn't enough it can't be produced without being imported. If there's extra then the price of milk will drop so dairy farmers won't make a profit. But the price of milk is kept steady, so the income for dairy farmers is being maxed out, and in the end they'll have no choice but to give up the profession. At any rate, even if butter is imported there are quality protections, so it seems like one thought is maybe it's fine if it isn't produced in Japan.


「ことしはウナギの供給不足に陥ることない」農相  進め一億火の車だ！

"This year we wont have and eel shortage" go forward agriculture!


The scraps left over when the deposit money is gone.


依存症になりやすい人の特徴 他人に頼れない人は要注意  それポルノ依存症じゃない？

The Characteristics of People Prone to Addiction: People Who Are Unable to Rely on Others At Risk. Isn't that pornography addiction?


コンピューターゲーム依存症は精神障害

Addiction to computer games is a mental disorder.


コンピューターゲーム依存症は精神障害 ＷＨＯが公式に認定  これが真ゲーム脳だ   処方薬くれ！

WHO classifying video game addiction as a mental disorder, this is the real game brain, give prescription drugs!


ソシャゲ依存で課金に80万円…離婚危機でもやめられない40代男性の嘆き  今スクフェスのイベントで高スコアが出るバグが発生中なんだが  廃課金勢が顔真っ赤にしてて笑う  * バグ使う→もしBAN喰らったら３桁万円つぎ込んだアカウントがパー   * バグ使わない→BANなど気にしない微課金勢にスコアランキングで抜かれちゃう  というバインド状態  運営はバグ修正版はリリースしたけど更新は任意だよという適当さ

800,000 yen in social game charges for game addict... the grief of a man who cannot stop playing even in a divorce crisis. Now in the School Face event there is a computer bug that gives high scores and makes large obsolete charges while laughing and making a bright red face. The bound situation is that * Bug is used → if BAN is received it is common for an account that has spent hundreds of thousands of yen  * Bug is not used → BAN and things like minor charges will be pulled out by the score ranking. Management has released an update fixing the bug but updating is optional


Bills reach 800,000 yen due to addiction to social games... Lamentation of man in his 40s who is unable to quit despite possibility of divorce. Right now with the School Festival event there is a bug with the high scores, but getting red in the face while wasting so much money on the game is laughable. * Use the bug → If you receive a ban the account you've put over a million yen into is gone. * Don't use the bug → People who don't mind using the bug will get a higher score than you despite spending hardly any money. That's the tough situation. They released a new version that fixed the bug, but they said that the update is not compulsory


モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる

Moderation requested, deviates from sticky.


モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる

Moderation request thread, no longer a sticky.


モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる

Moderation request thread, separates from sticky.


モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる  だって私MODじゃありませんし  心象悪いんでしょう？

Moderator request thread will be removed from the sticky.  I'm not a MOD, and isn't your heart hurting?


モデレーション依頼スレ、stickyから外れる  糞ソースや諸々にギスギスしっぱなしもあれだし   心の休憩所として曜日雑談は残してもいいと思うけど   まあ、ゲーム以外はほぼ機能してない(特にアニメ)からどっちでも良いけど    ~~^個人的には最近所構わず国際交流して   ^パレスチナみたいに微妙な結果になるのもあれだから   ^国際交流先自体よくよく考えて欲しい所だが。~~       イベント予定表は雑談スレに見やすいのがあるから    専ブラでも見られる点や雑談スレ自体最初に入る玄関として   それなりに機能してるだろうし      あれが自然と目にはいるように   雑談スレ内で常時stickyするぐらいでNSR主催イベントは十分    スレ一覧stickyは正直前日からやってそのまま   イベントにsticky差し替えでも埋もれる頻度で言えば   NSR主催イベントは問題ないぐらいだ

Moderation request thread, Shit sources and various strained atmosphere come out of the sticky I guess it's okay to leave chat for the day as that's a rest point for one's mind but well, because in exception for games it is almost not functional (especially anime) either is okay but~~ ^ personally I indiscriminately internationally exchange ^It may be a subtle result like Palestine ^ I would like you to consider the international exchange itself well. ~~ Since the event schedule has an easy to see chat thread, points can also be seen with a private browser and chat thread itself will enter first as an entrance and will function as is just like what naturally catches the eye. NSR Organized events are sufficient for sticky at all times within threads. Thread list Sticky done honestly on the previous day and the event sticky us buried even if it is replaced then NSR sponsored events will have no problems.\\n


モデレーション依頼すれにしろなんにしろ、枠は運営事務的なことに使うんじゃなくてイベント開催枠としてあけておけばいいと思うんだ(俺個人としてはモデレーション依頼スレも月間雑談スレも不要と思う)

(Personally, I think both moderation request threads and monthly discussion threads are unnecessary.)


Whether you request moderation or whatever you do, I think the frame shouldn't be used for business purposes but should be used as an event opening frame (I personally think that the moderation request thread and the monthly discussion thread are unnecessary).


「依頼スレ通さなかった案件だから不服なら差し戻し依頼して」って言わなかった？

Did they not say, "The matter did not go through the request thread, so if you disapprove resubmit it as a request"?


ルビとかいう便利すぎる日本語表現

Ruby and the like are extremely convenient for displaying Japanese writing.


「便器磨きは心磨き」は、自己にあらざる他のものにおいて自己を見るという論理からすれば筋が通っているが、便器とは私であり私は便器である状態まで紙一重では  これを仏教では便我一如という

"cleaning the toilet is like cleaning your mind", "you see yourself through something you don't possess. I think this makes sense. "I am the toilet and the toilet is me" This teaching is called "bengaichinyo".


エンゲル係数が上昇しても景気回復、安倍首相が斬新すぎる新解釈を披露  そも解答から滅茶苦茶じゃねーか

Prime Minister Abe announces a new interpretation that is too innovative, that even when the Engel coefficient rises, the economy recovers To begin with, the answer is already incoherent


エンゲル係数上昇は「食生活の変化」

The rise in Engel's coefficient is due "changes in dietary habits."


保守速報の裁判でまとめ側に責任ってなってたからね

In the maintenance report trial, the responsibility became the author's.


保護費一割減るし無理だろ

Welfare money decreases by 10%, and it seems doomed to failure.


かつて信じられていた16のヤバすぎる迷信

16 absurd superstitions people once believed.


かつて信じられていた16のヤバすぎる迷信  1.乳は血液をフィルタで濾過したもののはず（経血限定では無いが）   2.ニコチン中毒なら治るというか収まる   3.悪霊がいないことは証明できないので個人が用心するのは自由かと（神の信仰と同様）   4.現代でもDNA鑑定したら血が繋がっていないことがたまにあるよ   5.非常な低確率だがありえるよ（強く揺すられ続ければパンチドランカーになる）   6.阿部定事件という実話がある   7.ロボトミーとしては頭に穴を開けないので合理的だと思う（ロボトミーそのものには問題があるが）   8.かつてのムー大陸が今では月刊誌になってることを思えば十分ありえるレベルの学説   9以降は難易度高いね

16 crazy superstition that were believed one 1, breast milk is basically filtered blood (Not limited to menstrual blood though) 2, Nicotine addiction can be cured or more like will settle down 3. It is free of individual to be careful of bad spirit since you can't prove that it doesn't exist (Same as believeing in God) 4. In even modern world, there are DNA test proves not to be blood relatives 5. It is extremely rate but it happens (If shaken hard you can get dementia pugilistica) 6.There is a true story called Sada Abe case 7. As robotomy I think it is rational (Robotomy itself has a problem though)   8.It is totally possible theory considering Continent of MU is now a monthly magazine Level of difficulty is high after No.9


カルト信者12万人が都心部にて徒党を組み奇声を上げる事件が発生

There are 120,000 cult writers crying out in the crowds in the city center and there are incidents involving the strangers anymore.


信賞必罰の原則にのっとって佐川氏は擁護

Knowing where the power lies and following along, Sagawa is protected.


ネットメディアの信頼性向上を目指して「インターネットメディア協会」の設立準備会が発足

Aiming at the improvement of the reliability of the Internet media Preparation meeting of "Internet media association" was launched.


修学旅行は北方領土近くを

Students on school trip go near Northern Territories.


修学旅行は北方領土近くを 日本国政府が教員下見計画  拿捕されるまでが遠足です

The Japanese government is previewing the Northern Territories for a school field trip. It is a field trip until people are captured.


【わしの修行は厳しいぞ】漫画の師匠にありがちなキャラ10選 | オモコロ  ネトゲのclosersの主人公(天才)とヒロイン(努力家)みたいな関係でワロタ。

The artist of the manga【わしの修行は厳しいぞ】and 10 cliche characters|Their relationship is like the main character (genius) and heroine(hard worker) of Omocoro's net game "Closers" and I laughed


あれ？俺のArtyom君は[前作ラストで爆死](/spoiler)したはずだが

I thought my Artyom [died in an explosion at the end of the previous game](/spoiler).


俺もたまーにだよ。さすがになぁ。


俺もそこがなぜかツボだった


もう俺かんけーねぇしってポジなんだろうか

It's like it doesn't have anything to do with me, what a positive outlook.


俺のペリエはどうなんよ？


俺なら上下の立場わからせるために積極的に彼を運転任務に就かせるけれど

If I were up to me, I would actively assign him to driving missions to make him understand his position.


なぜ俺の人生には普段は真面目なんだけど正月とかで家にいるときは油断しきったゆるゆるダラダラファッションでこたつにずっと入っているようなお姉さんがいないのか

Why don't I have an older sister in my life who is usually serious but on new years and such when she's at home she lets her guard down and stays in the kotatsu wearing baggy clothes.


俺のログには何も無いなを地でいってる

My blog site covers all this and more.\\n


俺がいないときに俺の服の匂いを嗅いで一人顔を赤らめてくれる女の子が欲しい  これ男がやるとなんでいかんの

I want a girl who gets flushed by sniffing the smell of my clothes when I'm not around Why is it wrong if a male does this


俺の動物フォルダにあった可愛い動物画像まとめ  俺の画像がない

Collection of cute animal photos I had saved on my computer, no pics of me


俺はそんな卑怯なの許せないよ。


俺、オタクっぽい喋りかたの女の子好きなのかもしれないなぁ〜  オタクっぽい喋りの女っていうと   好きなもの得意なもののことを語る時に   好きさを詰め込みたいばっかりに早口&饒舌になる   中川翔子みたいな喋り方が思い浮かんだんだけど   多分ソレのことではないんだろうな

I think I might like girls who talk kind of like otaku. For girls who talk kind of like otaku, when they are talking about something they like or are good at, their fondness of it is imbued in their speech and it makes them speak quickly and makes them very talkative. I'm kind of envisioning a manner of talking like that of Nakagawa Shoko, but that probably isn't quite right.


俺もつぶやきの多さで競っていた時代がありました（遠い目

There was a time when I was as fast of a tweeter as anyone (reminiscing)


俺たちの大戸屋「大みそかと正月は休みます」働き方改革と人手不足で  大みそかは家で紅白でもみてなよ  NHK

Our Ootoya will be "on vacation during New Year's Eve and New Year" due to work restructuring and labor shortage  Don't forget to watch Kouhaku at home on the New Year!  NHK


俺は好きだけど魚種によっては結構食べにくいから人によって好みがわかれそう

I like it all but it may be hard to eat based on which fish they use so it's up to personal preference.


俺、少し生まれ変わった。  甘さが消えている（ピ並感）

I've been slightly reborn. The sweetness has disappeared. (Pinami feeling)


俺のスマホがウィルスに感染したらしい

It seems like my smartphone got a virus.


俺のスマホがウィルスに感染したらしい


俺がペンタブで描いてきた真中らぁらちゃん見てくれ

Please look at the 真中らぁらちゃん that I drew with a tablet.


俺新人の頃「数式1個で済む処理に改造したら、1分の処理が0.1秒になりました」

When I first started working "If we make it so that it can be done with a single mathematical equation, then one minute of work can be done in 0.1 seconds."


俺もラムの方が広告塔だったら日ユに募金するのも吝かではなかったやもしれませぬ

If lamb was advertised on a billboard then I might have been willing to donate to Japan UNICEF.


俺なんかがやってるから楽勝楽勝

Someone like me does it so it's easy easy.


俺パーリイピーポーだから毎秒食うよ

Hurry, I go clubbing a lot so I eat one every second.


俺の毛繕いもしてくれ(ﾎﾞﾛﾝ


俺氏、かわいい女の子と一緒にお風呂入りたすぎて死ぬ

Me, I want to get into a bath tub with too many beautiful girls and die.


俺氏、小6とBFをする  けもののようにおかす

I'm going play battlefield with a 6th grader and fuck them up.


俺もパパ活してpc買ってもらいたい

I want to buy one for myself and for my dad.


しかも俺らは漢字文化圏なので誰でもなんとなくでも読めてしまうという

Moreover, those of us from cultures that use Chinese characters can all read it somehow.


「俺らの漫画村を潰すな」「漫画村マジ最高www」海賊版サイトの台頭で、出版業界の未来は暗い？  あのさ、無料コンテンツが無くなったらどうなると思ってんの？   ジャニーズやAKBしか売れなくなるんだよ？   つまり一部の気持ち悪いオタクしか関わらなくなるんだ   ってことは、業界全体の衰退に繋がるよ   これはクールジャパンの意思にも反するだろう

"Don't shut down our Manga Village!" "Manga Village is seriously the best hahaha." A bootleg site has gained prominence. Is the future of the publishing world dark? So like, what do you think will happen if free content disappears? Only stuff like Johnny's and AKB will get popular. In other words, only some gross nerds will be associated with it. That means the decline of the entire business world will be connected with this. This is contrary to the purpose of cool Japan.


俺も生え方にムラがあって変

I also have some inconsistencies about how they grow and it's tough.


俺もよくやる（異端児PR


俺もこれの確認で見たら、いつ入れたか覚えてない物がズラっと並んでたわ

I took a look at my list to check this out, and it was full of things that I have no idea when I entered them.


俺もウルトラワイドモニタ立て置きでPinballFX専用機つくりてぇよ

I want to make an ultra wide monitor just for playing PinballFX too!


まあ俺自身がバイトなんだけど


俺自身にかけて、誓いを立てる


俺たちゃ裸がユニフォーム♪ 将来はハダカで競技することに？ 為末大がAIの進化とスポーツの未来を語る  ペチーンペチーン

For us, nudity is our uniform ♪  Will they compete nude in the future?  Dai Tamesue talks about the evolution of AI and the future of sports  Pacheen, pacheen


俺はリンチに賛成してるぞ


俺達のアイドル、メチャ強総合格闘家ギャビ・ガルシアちゃんの様子がおかしい

Our idol, the crazy strong comprehensive fighter Gabi Garcia, has as strange appearance.


俺には野党が国会を止めて巨額の国費を無駄にしてる事実しか見えないんだが。

I don't see how this is anything but the opposing party hijacking the Diet and wasting a huge sum of government money.


俺には野党が国会を止めて巨額の国費を無駄にしてる事実しか見えないんだが。

The minority party seems to be shutting down the Diet and wasting government funds.


俺も野田中央公園ってなんやって思ってググってみた

I was also wondering what Noda Chuo Park was and Googled it.


俺も集団ストーカー対策にほしい

I also want some countermeasures for mass stalking.


倉敷の男性が戦闘機「飛燕」落札 “帰国”の機体「復元したい」  飛燕や桜花など、今見るとけっこう小さい感じする   軽自動車感がある

Kurashiki man wins "Hien" fighter plane  "I want to restore" the airframe which was "returned to its home country"  Hien, cherry blossoms, and so on, seeing it now makes it feel quite small  It feels like a compact car


倉本聰氏 TVの現状を危惧「視聴者の想像力を消している」  インターネット時代になってから、あんまり想像力というものを働かせることがなくなった気がする。  「これってなんや」   「とりあえずググるかポチ－」   「ふーん、そういうもんか。ようわからんけどわかったわ」  消費者のニーズが変わってるだけの気もするな

Sou Kuramoto's apprehensions about the present state of TV "It's destroying viewers' imagination." Ever since the Internet became mainstream, I feel like I don't really use my imagination anymore. "What's this" "I'll just google it" "Oh, I see. I don't really understand but I got it." There's also the possibility that the consumers' needs are changing.


倉本聰氏 TVの現状を危惧「視聴者の想像力を消している」  「銭の花の色は清らかに白い。だが蕾は血がにじんだように赤く、その香りは汗の匂いがする」  加代!おみゃーの言うとおりにゃさせにゃーで!」  花登筺の墓を暴いてクローンにして蘇らせよう

Sou Kuramoto worries about the current state of TV "Erasing the imaginations of viewers"  "The color of a zeni flower is pure white. But, the bud is red as if there is blood flowing and it smells of sweat"  Kashiro! Do it the way you say. Let's discover the tomb of Kobako Hanato so we can clone and revive him


個人的には、売れてる漫画家は守ってるよね、金ヅルとしてって認識

Although it will arrive at the place where it is, how is it personally, it is protecting manga artists, it recognizes gold cranes.


個人的には海に近い場所に住んでた類人猿が二足歩行覚えて進化したと思っている

Personally, I think that anthropoid apes living near the sea learned to walk on two legs and evolved.


個人研究費年50万円未満の教員が6割…没落する地方国立大の何とも悲惨な台所事情  人口減少より、地方崩壊より、貧困拡大より憲法改正が最優先の党が政権与党   これ全て選挙民の自業自得

Sixty percent of professors have less than 500,000 yen per year in funding for private research... The deplorable financial situation around the collapsing local national universities. Worse than population decline, worse than rural collapse, worse than increased poverty, constitutional reform is preferred by the ruling party. This is a case of the electorate reaping what they sew.


It doesn’t look like the prices will drop.


偏見無くす気ないという偏見

The bias of not having any inclination to get rid of your biases.


\\nAlso when it comes to discrimination against those with disabilities, it is important to realise that HR policies will be biased, and to offer more remuneration to the disabled.


健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に

Good for health, cheap..."guard" of the dining table.


健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に

Healthy and cheap...it becomes a staple at the dinner table.


健康アップ、安さ…食卓の“定番”に

Healthy, cheap... becoming a staple at mealtime.


「アサビ」に「キリソ」…偽ビール券密輸 茨城空港で発見、容疑の中国人告発  ロッチ

"Asabi" "Kiriso" ...smuggling of fake beer vouchers discovered at Ibaraki airport, Chinese suspects accused


「アサビ」に「キリソ」…偽ビール券密輸 茨城空港で発見、容疑の中国人告発  虚構じゃねーのか…

Smuggling of Fake Beer Coupons: Chinese National Arrested and Prosecuted After Fakes For 'Asabi' and 'Kiriso' Beer Found at Ibaraki Airport. This can't be true...


ヤフオク!に偽のトランセンド製256GmicroSD出品 公式Twitter「うち128Gまでしか出してません」  結構こういうノリ多い       これでRT稼げたら宣伝になるし       無機質に告知だけするのはある程度ファンがついてるとこばかり

Fake Transcend's 256 GmicroSD at Yahoo auction.  Official Twitter "Out of 128 G is out only" It is quite a lot like this. When you can earn RT at this, it will be advertised and it will only be advertised to minerals to some extent that fans are attached


おれもオチに備えてて息詰まりそうだった

I was gonna suffocate myself from getting ready for how he was acting in the end.


傷ついた仲間を手当てして回復させるアリ、独研究

Private research into "that" to provide treatment and healing to injured friends.


僕もCGかなんかに生まれたかった


ボイスチャットしよう。僕はGeneralで適当にしゃべってるので。 そのうちAOEをやるかもしれないけどAOEしながらしゃべる  じゃあぼく聞くだけの役

Let's voice chat. I'll be the General and say relevant sounding things. I might also do AOE at some point, but while doing AOE I'll talk. Well, then it'll be my job to just listen.


僕は同じコマンド体系で全部の機器の設定コピペしたいの

I want to copy paste the same command system for the settings for all of the machines.


僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだうんこ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ僕は天才なんだ  うんちマンかな

I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius poop I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius I'm such a genius  I guess you're a poop man


僕の好きな作品を列挙してみたが、なんの整合性も統一感もない

I tried to list my favorite works, but there's no rhyme or reason to them.


僕の好きな作品を列挙してみたが、なんの整合性も統一感もない  なんとなく社会のはみ出し者が好きそうではある

I tried to list down all my favorite works, but they don't have very much consistency  Seems like I veer towards the outcasts of society


僕も最近意識高いからブログまた書こうか悩んでる

I also have good knowledge of recent events, so I'm worried about writing a blog or similar.


僕のお母さんはこのままでは死にます。まずはお母さんだけでも出してあげて下さい。 皆さまご協力宜しくお願い申し上げます。籠池佳茂  ひょっとすると殺人、自殺から保護するための監禁なのかもしれない   それにしては扱いがぞんざいだって話しか見たことが無いのでありえないか   どの道数年後に殺されそう

My mother will die like this. Please take your mother out. We appreciate your cooperation. Kageike Yoshige might possibly be a murder, they might need protection from suicide.


僕のお母さんはこのままでは死にます。まずはお母さんだけでも出してあげて下さい。 皆さまご協力宜しくお願い申し上げます。籠池佳茂  その皮肉がクソ寒いんだぞ

At this rate my mother will die. First, please put out just my mother. Everybody, thank you for your cooperation. Kagoike Yoshishige. That sarcasm is biting.


僕が漫画村を批判しない理由

The reason why I don't criticize cartoon village.


僕が漫画村を批判しない理由  そのうち自分らの労働も無料になるだろうに ツィッターの若い子擁護するなら親の給与減仕送り小遣い減の世代だから金ないねん 経済って人が人らしくあるために必要だから無くなったらそうなるんだと思う

The reason I do not criticize  Manga Village is because their labor will be free and if you protect the young people of Twitter parents' salary will decline. This is because there is a reduction in the pocket money of this generation. Because people are human I think it will be necessary for the economy.


僕紳士「（まさかDVか？）」


僕のビットコイン自動売買BOTは頑張っているよ

My automatic bitcoin selling BOT is trying hard.


僕が適当にギター用に編曲したアメージング・グレイス

It is the song “Amazing Grace” which I led and arranged for guitar use.


ビットコイン、“億単位のもうけ”も・・・危険性は？  実際増えるときに馬鹿みたいに増えることがあるだけで   増えるか減るかは半々やなあ

Bitcoin, "profits in the hundred million yen"... and the risk? It's true that when it goes up it really goes up quickly, but as for going up vs. going down they are about equal.


【優しい世界】美少女バーチャルYoutuber、事故で中の人の顔が公開されるが誰も怒ったりショックを受けない事案  女だとぶっさｗコミュ抜けるわｗなのにおっさんだとノーダメージなのか

[A gentle world] Virtual beautiful girl YouTuber, the face of the middle person is released in the accident, but no one gets mad or shocked if it is or isn't a woman. She can get out of the community. But if you are an old man, there is no damage I guess.


そんな儲かるのか。ひゃー。


ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  カス島に納税したくないだろ   なんか考えなよ   お前は戦争犯罪人の息子であり戦争犯罪者そのものになるつもりかよ

People who made a profit with Bitcoin are being investigated by the tax office! Significant back taxes! You don't want to pay taxes to trash island right. Think of something. You're the son of a war criminal and you're willing to become a war criminal yourself.


ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  来る...ビット来る...

Tax investigations for one person after another who profit from bitcoin! Additional taxes for large income! Here it comes... Here comes bitcoin...


ビットコインで儲けた人に次々と税務署の調査！多額追徴課税！  申告しねーからだバーカ

A visits by tax offices one after another for those who made money with bitcoins! Large amount of additional taxation! Because you silly didn't report


The original cause was of course the CIA.


元ネタ、ドグラ・マグラなんだな

I think this line comes from Dogra Magra.


リーク元のパヨクを・・・

→The Japan National Railway = left wing chorus will begin   The PaYoku of the leak source


元人気アイドル 川越美和さん孤独死 “ライバル”中江有里が無念の思い  昔CD買ったわ。合掌。

Former popular Idol Miwa Kawagoe died alone and rival Yuri Nakae was mortified. I had bought her CD many years ago. I am praying for her.


ビットコイン元信者が嵌まる「次の罠」なぜ彼らは現実から目を背けるのか？＝鈴木傾城  本当の ”成長産業” は ”詐欺” だってってことか。

It is “the next trap” that the former believers of bitcoin are into. Keisei Susuki is wondering why they pull their eyes away from reality. Such as when they say real “manufacturing growth” is “fraud.”


元バイト先に「呪」ウイルス作成容疑で男逮捕  呪まーす

A man is arrested on suspicion of causing a 'curse' virus on a former byte destination.


元バイト先ＰＣに「呪」「恨」と表示させるウィルス作成し逮捕  祝うが呪うになるように辞書登録でもしたのかと思ったら違った

It was wrong to think about creating a virus that displays a "curse" and "grudge" on the former byte destination PC, and to perform dictionary registrations as if to curse the celebration of the arrest


元外国人実習生が火だるまに… 異常な事件の中で起きた、さらに「あり得ない」事態  紀元前でも奴隷はカネやモノで頼めば暇乞いできたから  日本は中世どころかストーンエイジだよ

A former foreigner  apprentice was in a fire ... a situation that occurred in an unusual incident, and even "not possible". Even BC, if slaves asked for money or things they were able to ask you free,  but Japan is at a stone age rather than at medieval


マラソン元日本代表の女、執行猶予中に菓子“万引き”

Former Japan representative female marathon runner caught shoplifting confectionery during an operation.


元日馬富士に罰金５０万円＝傷害罪で略式命令－鳥取簡裁  相撲協会はあれだけ儲けてるのに公益財団法人とかいうほぼ非課税に近い利権の塊で、政治やら財界やら裏社会やらまで絡む日本有数の伏魔殿だからな…  ろくでもない人間が山のように集ってたりそいつらが死に物狂いで守ってるものはほぼ確実にろくでもないシロモノですわ

Fotmer sumo wrestler formerly named Harumafuji is fined 500,000 yen for\\nbodily harm. A Summary Order is given at Tottori Summary Court. The Sumo Association is gambling that much but it has rights close to a tax exempt foundation. It is involved in the den of demons which include politics, financial sector, and the underworld....\\n\\nIt is a collection of shady people that go crazy. The people that protect the association are without a doubt, almost entirely only shady people.


元経産官僚「誰かが安全なところからリークして、証拠も示さず一面報道して、世間総出で叩いて、追い詰められたノンキャリが自殺して、これでまともな報道なんですかね。

Former Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry official "Somebody leaked it while keeping themself safe, then without any proof it was reported all over, there was criticism from all over, and the cornered government official committed suicide, is this respectable journalism?


アフィカスの元締めだけある

There are only managers of shady stealth marketing campaigns.


元記事みると5つ星の高級ホテルってあるね

When you look at the original article, there is a 5 star hotel.


元電通マンに“ライザップ恐喝”の過去

Former Dentsu Man has "RIZAP blackmail" in past.


元首相秘書の県議、市議に暴行

Former prime minister's secretary at prefectural assembly, violence toward city councilor.


元首相秘書の県議、市議に暴行 骨折の重傷負わせ謝罪  傷害じゃん

At the prefectural assembly of the former prime minister's secretary, violence against a city councilor  Apology for serious bone fracture injury  You were injured, weren't you?


兄が多いほどゲイになる理由が科学的に判明！ 四男は100%同性愛者、原因は母親、CNN報道の衝撃研究  tocanaだけどPNAS。ソースはまとも

The more brothers, the greater the chance of being gay.  This has been scientifically determined.  The 4th son is totally homosexual, and the mother is the cause, according to breaking research reported by CNN.   Its tocana, but the source is PNAS, so it is reputable.


やはり兄よりすぐれた弟なぞ存在しないのか

She wanted the “privatization of presidential power.” Is there not a younger brother that is greater than their older brother?


お兄様キャラに萌えるとは流石に思わなかった

I didn't think I'd find a big brother character attractive.


イエローお兄様魅力的すぎない？

Isn't there just too much charm in a yellow big brother?


テスラのトレーラー、充電に4000戸分の電力必要

The Teslar trailer needs enough electric power to charge 4000 units.


テスラのトレーラー、充電に4000戸分の電力必要  シムシティ感   一緒にソーラーパネルとかの普及していかないとね   個人的にはもっとあのソーラーパネル瓦を普及させて欲しい

Tesla's trailer, requiring enough electricity to charge 4000 houses, kind of like SimCity. Together with the spread of solar panels and other things I personally would like to see more solar panel tiles.


こっちにゃ！こっちにゃ！この先にゃ！…わからんのか？仕方ないにゃあ…こっちにゃ！こっちにゃ！  最初猫の主観で追い立てられてパニクってるってだけじゃと思ったけど   茂みに入った後少しして道の先を走ったり途中で休憩した後また先導したり   道案内かどうかはともかくちゃんと(猫自身の縄張り？の)外へ誘導してる感じはするね   やっぱり犬より猫がナンバーワン

Over here! Over here! Just past here! ...You don't understand?  If I must... Over here! Over here! I thought that you were just panicking over seeing from a cat's point of view at first, but a little while after going into the brush you ran through the road and rested a bit, then lead some people, and while I can't say it was necessarily the best way out I got the feeling that you were taking them out of the cats' turf  As expected, cats are better than dogs, cats are number one


先手をうって日本が自分で慰安婦象たてればおｋ

Japan’s self proclaimed conservative movement became very angry, calling it a “history war.” Japan should have been the first to make a comfort woman statue.


先日、Rにもスレが立ってた北京の幼稚園で園児が針を刺されたり薬を飲まされたりした虐待事件、デマの可能性

The other day there was a thread on Reddit about kindergartners in Beijing being stabbed with needles, forced to take drugs, and other abuse, but there is a chance it was fabricated.


先輩の体のアイスなめさせられ… 拳銃自殺の警察官  ゲリ総理「俺だってトランプのしゃぶってご機嫌撮ってるのに根性ねーな」

Forced to lick ice cream off a cololeague's body... police officer commits suicide with handgun. Prime Minister Diarrhea "I suck on Trump's happily while he films it, so she lacks willpower."


先輩「俺も皆も理解できないから元に戻して」

Older colleague "I and everybody else don't understand it, so put it back the way it was."


光のページェント  宮城県民だったんか

So the light pageant was the people of Miyagi Prefecture, huh?


児ポで性欲が満たされてる人が犯罪に走らないのでなく、

The wrong factor that leads us to misjudge is stress.


児ポでストレス発散できてる人が犯罪に走らないだけ。

It's not that those who satisfy their sexual desire with child porns don't commit crimes, but those who can release their stress with child porns don't commit crimes.


児童ポルノ、７２００人購入名簿…検事や警官ら : 社会 : 読売新聞（YOMIURI ONLINE）  単純所持規制が議論されていた当時の国会でおそらく議員所有率が高いと思われる   『サンタフェ』を引き合いに出して与党自民を追及してたのは枝野だったなぁ   そんな『守護者』である枝野に対してアホウヨがしたことといえば…

7,200 people have been registered with child pornography charges. Prosecutors and police men: Society: Yomiuri Newspaper ( Yomiuri Online)\\nA large number of Diet members were debating about simple possession of child pornography. It was Edano that was going after the Liberal Democratic Party (majority party) citing “Santa Fe.”\\nI have things to say to such an idiot “protector.”


児童凌辱のマンガも出版、ヘイト出版社・晋遊舎が“道徳教科書”に参入！

They also publish manga about children being assaulted, hate publisher Shinyusha enters the "Morals Guidebook" market!


児童凌辱のマンガも出版、ヘイト出版社・晋遊舎が“道徳教科書”に参入！ 安倍のブレーン・八木秀次がバックか  iPのゴミっぷり

Shinuusha, publisher of Kiddy porn manga and hate literature, has entered the moral textbook market.  \\nIs it Abe's brain or Hideji Yagi's back, or iphone garbage?


児童ポルノ所持をimuってるって言うの  多目的る

Possessing child pornography is called being imu Multipurpose saying


児童ポルノ所持で逮捕の「グリー」俳優、自殺か

The 「Glee」actor who was arrested for possession of child porn, did he commit suicide?


たかがじゃない児童ポルノ所持は、これだけの重い罪


児童ポルノ所有者、みんなエリートだった  3次はエリート、2次は…

The kiddy porn owners are all 'Elite'.  The 3rd; Elite. The 2nd...


児童ポルノ所有者、みんなエリートだった

The people who possessed the child porn were all elite.


ＬＩＮＥなどで児童買春か


ＬＩＮＥなどで児童買春か 被害は３０都道府県の５０人  ほんとそれ   なんで売春した方は被害者になってんだか

Child prostitution on things like LINE? The victims are 50 people from 30 different prefectures. Seriously, why are those that prostituted referred to as victims?


入りそうで入らない少し入る仕事

Not one where you can go in and out and do a little work.


スマホ入力でも日本はガラパゴス「外国人がらサラサラとまるで毛筆のように凄いスピードで文字入力をしているのに対して、日本人はエッサエッサと上下左右にフリックしているのはダサすぎる」  godanが神

Even when typing on a smartphone Japan is on its own. "While foreigners quickly type in a way that's almost like painting with a brush, Japanese people awkwardly flick up down left right and it's really lame." Godan is God.


カジノ入場料、2000～3000円＝すべての日本人と国内在住の外国人から徴収  ならマカオでよくね？っていうかマカオから客奪う自信あんのか？って思っちゃうな

Casino entrance fee is 2000 to 3000 yen = If it is collected from all Japanese and foreigners living in Japan, wouldn't it be better to just go to Macau? Is Macau even confident enough to steal customers? Is what I think.


入学金払えても半年後にはその何倍もの学費を払わなきゃいけないんだけどね

Even if you pay the up front school costs, a half year later the costs that need to be paid for school expenses are several times that.


フリーメイソン入ろうと思うんだけど、月謝っていくらか知ってる？

I want to join the Freemasons but do you know how much the monthly fees are?


ちっちゃすぎて入らなかった感ある。


入社2カ月での理不尽減給に抵抗した社員を解雇したその驚愕の理由

After working at a company for two months and standing up a ridiculous pay cut, the shocking reason the employee was fired.


全12タイトル収録を収録した『ストリートファイター 30th アニバーサリーコレクション インターナショナル』国内発売が決定  その上でおま値だったら笑う

"Street Fighter 30th Anniversary Collection International" which contains 12 titles collected and will be released domestically. I'll laugh if it's more expensive


全28ヶ国中で日本の男の家事に費やす時間は平均14分と最も短かった どこの国から見ても目立つ日本の女性差別の異常性 家事の時間、依然として女性が長い傾向 日本人男性の家事分担は最低レベル  日本の主婦は結構財布握ってるからなぁ…   海外と比較するならそこも比較しないと意味がない。

Among all 28 nations, Japanese men spend the least time on household chores at an average of 14 minutes. No matter what country's point of view you look at it from, Japan is discriminatory toward women and has abnormal views on time for household chores, with women still tending to spend way longer. The level of household burden for males in Japan is at the minimum level. It's because in Japan it's the housewives who hold the money... Compared to other countries, if you don't compare that as well then the comparison has no meaning.


全人類花粉症になれって毎年思う

Every year I think about all of humanity becoming allergic to pollen.


全休は親方の方針的にあかんってキセノンに刷り込まれてたみたいだけど

(Yamada Jun) Hakuho, don't use techniques that seem problematic (not a problem by the book) → Of course Kisenosata ends up not able to use them and is weakened.


全くよく分からんことになってるな

The situation has become completely unknown.


なりすまし：全削除命令…ツイッター社に さいたま地裁  はいさべつァ！ なんで男性イラストを使っているのですか！性別はまだわからないんでしょ！

Identity fraud: Complete destruction ordered.  From Twitter. Discrimination at the Saitama district court.   Why are you using pictures of males?  We don't know the sex yet.


全受信機にACASチップを入れるのは不当だ

It's unreasonable to put ACAS chips in all television receivers.


Are those the only commercials on in this country?


せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた

I took the opportunity to draw the nation's nuclear power plants.


せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた  うわぁ…いかれてんなぁ

With great pains I tried to draw the nuclear power plant nationwide. Wow... I'm beaten


せっかくなので全国の原発を描いてみた  消せ

It was a big ordeal, but I tried painting nuclear power plants throughout the country  Erase it


全国子ども会連合会副会長、少女にキス容疑 行事後に  また偏見を助長するようなことを…      肩書き持ちはもっと自戒自律せえや

National Children's Association vice president, suspected of kissing a girl. Continuing prejudiced actions after event... Those with titles need to have more self restraint.


全国約8割で霜が降りるほど冷える

It will be so cold that about 80% of the country will have frost.


ロシアに全島プレゼントして終止符だから噓はついてないな

The Prime Minister isn’t lying because he gave all the islands to Russia.


全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか

Twitter deems cover of "light novel" illustrated fiction bok for all ages as pornography, shuts down ads for it.


全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  『乳袋』って古典的表現だから…   古くは手塚治虫や永井豪や富永一朗も描いてる

The cover of a light novel intended for all ages is treated as porn on Twitter, advertisement ceases. As expected, chibukuro (breasts) give too much of a stimulus to the average person. "Chibukuro" is a classical expression... In the past Tezuka Osamu, Nagai Go, and Topminaga Ichiro all drew them.


全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  流石に乳首は言い訳できんでしょ…それより内容が愚劣な愛国ポルノ系っぽくて萎えるわ…

The acknowledgement on Twitter that the cover for an illustrated fiction novel intended for all ages was an advertisement for a porno was denied. I guess that the average person's urge to fondle breasts is too strong. Of course, nipples are no excuse. Besides, this will just fade into obscurity as another idiotic, patriotic porno.


全年齢向けライトノベルの表紙がツイッターにポルノ認定されて広告を断られてしまう。やはり一般人に乳袋は刺激が強すぎるのか  米国の「全年齢」基準は日本より細かい＆厳しいはず   （確か初代のポケモンやカードキャプターさくらが引っ掛かってた）

The advertisement of the cover of the light novel geared toward all ages was rejected on Twitter because it was recognized as porn. Is it because seeing breasts for ordinary people are too stimulating or is it because the United States' "all ages" is stricter and more fine than Japan's (surely Pokemon and Cardcapor Sakura were caught).


全然意味ないってこともにゃいと思うけどね、活かせた実感がある機会が来てないだけじゃにゃい

It's not that I think there's no meaning at all, but maybe that there just is no chance to really let them live.


全米ライフル協会総会開催中に銃火器負傷者減、研究

Reduction of firearm injuries reported during National Rifle Association general meeting  Because the people who would do random shootings were attending the meeting?


全自動エスプレッソメーカー買っちゃった

I bought a fully automatic espresso maker.


コインチェックが全ての通貨の出金を停止


全部仮想通貨に移行しよう


カップヌードル チリチリ♪チリトマトヌードル  "全部入れると辛さ18倍!"とあったので全部入れたら辛すぎた。

Cup noodle bits and pieces♪ On the tomato chili noodle it said, "If you add everything it will get 18 times as spicy!" So I added everything and it was too spicy.


あれ？全部日本語版あるんだ

They all have Japanese language versions


こんなやること全部裏目裏目に出る

I want to get it into Kisenosata's head that it is all a problem due to the stable master's policy, but all of these things keep on backfiring.


八景島シーパラダイスの「考えるセイウチ」が人気に！｜BIGLOBEニュース

The "Thinking Walrus" at Hakkeijima Sea Paradise is hugely popular!


Ayako Hatta  I was tragically mistaken for a mother of a college student at the bank...


公共の電波でロリコン番組を垂れ流しているようなもの

Those programs on the public airwaves about sexual fixations with young girls need to stop immediately.


Disruption of public service enforcement.


というのが公平性の観点から理想だね

The ideal in terms of fairness would be for the able bodied to get a lower wage.


ポーランドボール公式世界地図 2017年版 /r/polandball  ほぇーこんな都市伝説が．thx

Poland Ball Official World Map 2017 version /r/polandball. Wow there's such an urban legend. thx


公式晩さん会に出席したんだろうか

Hara Takashi's wife was a former geisha, but didn't she appear at formal dinners?


[As a graph] Is the official document data falsified?


公文書の改竄を是認する者は右とか左とかそういう軸では表わせない，と言うけども

You cannot classify the people that altered the public document as left or right wing.


公文書の改ちゅうを追求していた朝日新聞を右翼はこぞって攻撃したじゃないか

However, was it not the right wing that attacked Asahi Newspaper for pursuing the revisions of the public document?


Komeito "Aiming for Constitutional Change".


公明党 「改憲目指す」削除 連立政権合意、自民押し返す  ８０％の確率で加憲はＯＫとか言葉遊びする  自民と公明は騙しと詐欺のプロだよ?

Komeito  "aims to revise the constitution." Coalition government agrees, LDP pushes back. There's an 80% chance that an amendment will be added to the constitution, what a joke. Don't you know the LDP and Komei are professional liars and scammers?


公明正大さ唄おうとしようとしてるがどうせ裏で何かしやがる癖に

There are those that sing about fairness but then do things behind the scenes.


よって公正は妄想って話をしたんだろ

You got drunk and talked about how justice is a delusion.


公立小「アルマーニデザインの標準服」を導入 校長の独断、全部で9万、親から批判も  公立は住んでる地域で割り振られる義務教育だろ、何だこの校長   払えない人はどうすんの？

Public elementary school principal  arbitrarily decided to introduce "Armani Designed Standard Clothing" which will all cost 90,000 yen. He was criticized by the parents and compulsory education is allocated to the public who live in the area. What will the people can't afford it do?


セガ公認のメガドライブ・セガサターン・ドリームキャスト復刻コントローラーがお披露目。PCにも対応し周辺機器メーカーから発売  やっと壊れたUSBサターンパッドのかわりが手に入る

Sega official recognition mega drive・Sega Saturn・Dream cast reprint controller will be announced. Also supports PC, released from peripheral equipment makers. I finally got a substitute for a broken USB Saturn pad


ほかに六万円の使いみちが買いならアリ

I will also use another way to invest 60,000 yen if possible.


共和党議員「銃を乱射する奴の多くが民主党支持者」CNN「ソースは？」共和党議員「リベラルガー銃を持つ権利ガー」  アメリカでもミンスがーか     さすがポチの国

Republican Party  assembly member says: "Majority of those spraying bullets are Democrats." CNN asks: "Do you have a source for that?" Republican says: "Democrats this, right to bear arms that..." So in the US they also have people complaining about "the Democratic party did this, that..."? Small wonder, in the land of pay to play.


共に日帝、米帝と戦った仲

'We certainly feel deeply about this distressing incident'.


共産、ＳＮＳで党勢拡大狙う

The communist party is aiming to magnify their political strength through social networking services.


共産「（近畿財務局に）我々と違う調書がデータとして残っていることは認めますね」 財務省「開示請求等の関係で、いろんなバージョンが存在してしまった可能性があると思いますが」 共産「バージョン？」 財務省「すみません。ちょっと言葉遣い、撤回させていただきます」  二枚舌行政とか凄そう

Communist: "(to the Kinki Financial Department) You want records that are different from ours for data." Ministry of Finance: "I believe it is possible that a variety of versions may exist because of the disclosure request and the like." Communist: "Versions?" Ministry of Finance: "I apologize, I misspoke. Please retract that from the record. A double talking administration is amazing.


イスラエル兵平手打ちのパレスチナ人少女ら、勾留延長

Extension to detainment in case of slap with Israeli solder and Palestinian young girl.


兵庫・香美の岩場で釣りをしていた男子高校生、海中に転落。友人が通報して巡視船による捜索が行われるも見つからず。救命胴衣を着けていなかったという。  近場だったか通い慣れてたかで軽装舐めプだったのかねえ。こういう事故はいたたまれんな      そろそろ時期的にライフジャケット着てても発見遅れるとマズいけどな

A young boy fishing in a rocky area of Kami, Hyogo Prefecture falls into the ocean. His friend reported it to the police and a patrol boat was sent out, but the boy has not been found. Friend says he was not wearing a life vest. Seems it was someplace local and familiar to him or something, guess he went underequipped. I can't stand these kinds of preventable accidents. In terms of timing, it would suck to fail to be found even if wearing a life jacket.\\n


内容散らかり過ぎてていいスレタイ考えるの諦めちゃった

The contents are so all over the place that I gave up trying to come up with a thread title.


()内がバックコーラスっぽくてリズム感すごい

() resembles a background chorus and has a nice rhythm.


内田樹「一部の国内一流企業の経営者は、会社経営にまったく向いていない」  経営能力より根回しや忖度でんでんしてもらえるか？  ここがJの経営者にある軸だもんなぁ

Tatsuru Uchida.  'Some top managers of domestic companies are not suitable for company management at all'. Is it a case of management ability not being as important as informal networking and guesswork?  Is this what Japanese management is all about?


Japan will sink to the level of a criminal superpower because of this report.


めっちゃ内輪（日本人的な枠で）ウケな内容になりそう


内閣府作成のクールジャパン関連分野のマッピング図が話題に  これ作ったアホが高いお賃金貰ってると思うと悔しくて（ビクンビクン   まぁ資料は下っ端が作ってるのかもしれないけど・・・

The cabinet created Cool Japan related area mapping chart is trending. I get angry just thinking about how much the idiot who made this gets paid. (Argh. Well, the document might have been made by an underling...)


内閣府作成のクールジャパン関連分野のマッピング図が話題に  この図を一見して覚えたのは「文化の商品化」だな  固有の文化を切り盛りして売っていこうという発想  そうやっていくうちに文化そのものが形骸化し、衰退していく

The Cabinet Office's mapped out plan for rolling out "cool Japan" has become a hot topic. The thing that I took away from this plan after glancing at it is "cultural commercialization." The idea that you can cut up and sell a traditional culture... Before you sell it the culture needs to be a shell of it's former self and begin to decay away.


内閣府+製菓大手明治「チョコレートを食べると脳が若返る」➡「食べてない集団と比較してませんでした。実験やり直します」  誰も言わなかったの？ 「チョコレートの効果を調べる為にはチョコレートを食べてない群と比較しなきゃ意味無くないっすか？」 って。

Cabinet Office + large confectioner Meiji "When you eat chocolate your mind gets younger" ➡ "No comparisons were made with groups who did not eat it. We will redo the experiments." Is nobody saying, "If you want to investigate the effects of chocolate then if you don't compare against a group that doesn't eat chocolate there is no meaning"?


内閣支持率の明確な下落を検出・急落に進展する可能性も｜はる/みらい選挙プロジェクト｜note  無党派層が一番のかぎやな

A definite decline in the Cabinet's approval rating has been detected, possibility that it will become a steeper decline | Haru/Mirai Election Project | note Independent voters will sway the outcome


ドル円が105円台に突入


１０円玉握り「おなかすいた」 コンビニで５歳女児保護  子ども食堂を建てる土地をお友達企業に激安で売りそう

5 year old girl clutches 10 yen coin in  front of convenience store and begs for food. Seems there are plans to sell off a plot on which a children's cafeteria stands to a corporation it is friendly with.


I want the disks to die in a big explosion.


This is the Lehman Brothers crisis all over again.


再任された黒田バズーカ総裁 愛称は「クロトン」  クロ（ダさんそろそろ年金を原資にした異次元緩和の責任も取らず、次の天下り先へ）   トン（ズラのご算段。）

The president of Kuroda Bazooka has been reassigned. Nickname "crouton." Crou "Hey da, let's ditch the responsibility we have towards easing the monetary burden on pension capital and head towards the next easy job" ton (Raising money for his wig.)


再生時間が三十分〜とか見る気しないわ

I have no interest in watching a 30 minute video.


キンタの冒険  キンタ  マ  スイ  ッチ


いやほんと冗談じゃなくそれがこわひ


【写真付き】レースクイーン業界闇深について４  でもレースクイーンって   大概そんなもんじゃないのと思っているが…

[With photos] About the darkness of the race queen industry #4  But, generally speaking, I'm thinking that's not the way it is for most race queens...


だったら写真でいいじゃん厨「うんこしたい」


ふともも写真家ゆりあさんって？本人画像あり  これってもしかして本人のふとも…

Ms. Yuria the thigh photographer? There are images of herself. Could this be her own thigh...?


写真が広瀬アリスなのはなんでや


この冬全国で初めて－３０℃下回る 北海道  地表でちょっとした寒気並みの寒さとかおそロシア

This winter it will go below －３０℃ for the first time in the country.  It's scary thinking how cold it will be on the ground level in Hokkaido.


In preparation for the arrival of winter, even the cows are hurrying.


「冬もアイス」商戦熱く 道内、室内暖かく消費増  無理無理冷え性だから手が凍傷で壊死します

'Ice in winter' The sales war in Hokkaido is heating up, consumption for a warming indoor experience is increasing, indescribable cold. Our hands fall off with frostbite.


冬にありがちな「布団が重くて寝苦しい」問題の解決策 実は5㎏以上の“重し”を乗せている人も  嫁/子供/猫がしがみついて体重かけてくるので寝苦しい人もいるんでしょうね

A solution to the futon being too heavy in winter, making it hard to sleep. For those carrying over 5kg, the extra weight may be because of children or cats clinging on, so some have difficulty sleeping.


冷笑ネトウヨライター中川淳一郎と普通の日本人たちの攻撃によりツイッター撤退へ

Withdraws from Twitter after attacks by scornful right winger Nakagawa Junichiro and other normal Japanese citizens.


冷たい豪華な御節よりあったかい汁物に感動したもんだわ

I was touched by a warm soup more than a cold luxurious osechi.


冷静に考えたら職場で彼女作っても別れたり振られたりしたら気まずいし様々なリスクが伴うのでは？

If you think about it calmly, if you have your girlfriend at work, then there is a risk that things would be awkward if you split up or have an argument.


冷静に考えたら職場で彼女作っても別れたり振られたりしたら気まずいし様々なリスクが伴うのでは？  使ったことないからわかんない、、  でもSNSで出会った例は知ってる  Twitterで同い年と思えるような発言(ポケモンのカスミが初恋だ〜、バトルアスリーテス大運動会観てた〜とか)してると、食いついてくるのがいるんよ  で、同い年のよしみで仲良く会話して、  初音ミクとかボカロとかの流行ってるコンテンツを通じてさらに仲良くなって、  おふざけでチャH(ま〇しょとする感じで、いや、向こうからしてくるからセクハラじゃないよ)してるうちに本気のチャHするようなって、お互い会おうって話になって、  DMで待ち合わせ場所決めて、、  そのまま普通にお付き合い。  まぁ、弟の話なんだけど、、  ちなみに、同い年かと思ってたら4歳年下で、  出会った時、弟大学の1年、相手中3、、みたいな感じだったらしい。  あまりにも同年齢ネタに食いつけるんで、出会うまで本気で同い年だと信じてたらしい。中身開けたら女子中学生だもんな、、  可愛くていい子だったよ。家事もしてくれてたし、、妹が嫉妬したのか気に食わなかったのか、メチャメチャにして別れさせてたけど、、

If you think about it rationally, even if you find a girlfriend at work, if you break up or get dumped it will be uncomfortable, and there are various risks, right? I've never used it so I don't know, but I know an example of meeting via SNS. There are cases where things come together with somebody who Tweets like they are around the same age (Misty from Pokemon was my first crush, I watched Battle Athletes, etc.). So being of similar age you start to talk and get closer, and through popular things like Hatsune Miku or Vocaloid you get even closer, then while kidding around with online sex (like saying, "Let's ***." Wait, it's coming from them so it's not sexual harassment) it becomes earnest online sex, and you both start talking about meeting up, so you settle on a place to meet through direct messaging, then you start dating. Well, for my younger brother, by the way, he thought they were the same age but she was actually four years younger, so when they met he was a freshman at college and she was a 9th grader, kind of like that. She seemed to be into things that you'd expect of somebody the same age, so until they actually met he thought they were the same age. When she opened up it turned out she was a 9th grader, a cute, good girl. She did chores at home, and maybe the little sister was jealous or unable to stomach things, so she ended up making a mess of things and breaking them up.


うわあ、ほしいなあ凄い欲しい


処女じゃなかったから「よし、するか」

Since she wasn't a virgin, I thought, "Alright, I'll do it."


処女じゃなかったから「よし、するか」 柔道・内柴被告の行状  慰安婦に対する反論と似たようなもんで笑った   お前ら歴史的にも確実にレイプ魔民族日本人だよ

Because she was not a virgin "Yoshi, you do" Judo · Uchisabu defendant 's line of business Comrades against comfort women and you laughed, Historically surely you are a Japanese rape Evil race.


オリンピックで出てきた1218個のドローン


おぅてめぇケツ出せやオラァ！！


#出世か自殺かどっちか選べるよ！

#you can choose either advancement of suicide!


出会って5秒で増税。安倍総理に「国民いじめ」をコミットさせた背後の力＝斎藤満  タイトルだけでUVした

Tax increase within 5 seconds of meeting. Prime Minister Abe "bullying the populace" with power behind the scenes = Saito Mitsuru. Only the title is UV.


出回ってる分はどうにもならんが

However, we can do nothing about the portion floating around.


出川哲朗もビックリ！という

The CEO is the top shareholder but he says "I will discuss with the shareholders."


出席者から罵声浴びなかったのか？


どうせみんな出ないだろと思ってたら出てないの学年で自分含めて二人くらいだって後で聞いて驚いた記憶があるゾ

I thought nobody would go but I found out to my surprise later that only two people from my year including me didn't attend.


しばらくすればデータが出揃うだろう


みたいなのは出来ないのかな?

So, for example, baseball has the Central League and Pacific League, so if they split things up into something like a white team and red team (so as to not hurt the entertainment value) and alternated the groups at each competition (cutting the wear on each sumo wrestler to half of what it is now), then at the end of the year they could do a white / red competition to determine the overall champion... Is something like that not possible?


ゾフやらジンズが出来る前は一個７万くらいしたなぁ。

Before Zoff or Jins one pair used to be around 70,000 yen.


The nail that sticks out gets hammered down.


The stake that sticks out gets hammered.


ねほりんぱほりんに出演したネトゲ廃人「ボトラーは時間がかかって結局効率が悪い」  TIL

Online game addict appearing on Nehorinpahorin "Being a bottler takes a lot of time and is inefficient" Today I learned


出演の打ち上げパーティーなんか普通発表なんてしないだろう

Wouldn't a party like this normally not be made public?


カゲキヤ出版とかいうストレートな出版社      俺一人で、処女2000人の相手をすることになった。     [著者名] 久壁 おと     [発売日] 2016/2/17発売     「我が国民全員と【せくるす】の儀式をしてもらう！」     トンネルを抜けると、そこは女だらけの国！そこで【子作りの神】となった俺は、     2000人の処女を相手に朝から晩まで【精を出す】毎日が始まった…！  ちょっと面白そう

From the straight publisher Kagekiya, "I Have to Keep 2000 Virgins Company by Myself". Author: Oto Hisakabe Release Date: February 17, 2018. \\n"I'll have my country's citizens do the 'Sekurusu' ritual for me!" Emerge from the tunnel to find a country full of women! There I became the "God of Fertility" and my life of "working hard" from dawn to dusk began...! Sounds kind of interesting


出版社の為でしかないし、出版社は本当に漫画家を守ってるか？という所に行き着くわけだが、どうなんだろ

Is it only for the publisher, and does the publisher protect the cartoonist?


出版関係者しか実態は知り得ないし、あまり言わないものな

Only publishing officials can know the actual condition, and they do not say much.


出生数が過去最少 死亡者は戦後最多 人口減が加速 | NHKニュース  イザナギ「この国で1年に94万人生まれるようにする！」   イザナミ「じゃあ134万人殺す！」    イザナギ「えっ」   イザナミ「えっ」

The lowest number of births in the past, the largest number of deads after the war. Accelerate the most population decline after the end of World War IINHK News Izanagi "Try to make 940,000 people born this year in the country!" Izanami "Well, kill 1.34 million people!" Izanagi "Eh" Izanami "What? "


出生数が過去最少 死亡者は戦後最多 人口減が加速 | NHKニュース  おせっせする相手をくれ

Lowest birth rates in history, most decease since Second World War, population decrease is speeding up  |  NHK News. Give me someone to have sex with.


出荷台数、ついに10年前の水準に

Shipment numbers are now at the level they were 10 years ago.


ＳＰで出遅れもフリーで挽回！全体で１４位に入り「今できることは全部やれました」


テレビタックルに出てる頃からわりと変だった

He seems quite different from the days when he appeared on TV Tackle.


刀使ノ巫女一気見した  一応SPOILERつけるか   たいしたこと書いてないけど

I watched "Toji No Miko" in one sitting.  I guess I'll put SPOILER just in case, even though I haven't written much.


やっすいやつでも分からんやん

Even cheap people don't know about this.


ますますマンガで分かる!FGO


よく分からないけどいつのまにやらアルファテストユーザーになってた

I don't quite know how, but I somehow became an alpha test user.


１０分で完食強要「吐いたもの食べさせた」 兵庫・川西集団暴行死、集団生活の一端明らかに  この事件知らなかった

Forced to eat everything in 10 minutes "made to eat what was thrown up"  Kawanishi, Kyogo game violence death  Revealing one part of communal living  I didn't know about this incident


バイクタウンなのかバイキタウンなのか分からんのやけどいつまで持つかな

I also do not know how long I should wait.


分散暗号通貨の暴落止まらず、/r/CryptoCurrencyに自殺防止ホットラインの案内が貼られる

Sudden decline of decentralized cryptocurrencies continues, suicide prevention hotline link added to /r/CryptoCurrency.


分散暗号通貨の暴落止まらず、/r/CryptoCurrencyに自殺防止ホットラインの案内が貼られる  予定調和感   さんざん暴落の危険性を言われてたのに…

If cryptocurrency doesn't stop dropping, a suicide prevention hotline will be stickied on /r/CryptoCurrency  It feels like a scheduled harmony  It was said that there's a risk of total collapse, though...


The dog pokes out it's face, and I went WHOAAAAAA and then when they cut it was like OHHHHHH!


ヤニ切れただけでねーの?


切った部分押す時に腰の縄がちょっと緩んで落ちそう

When he pushes the part that he cut, the rope around his waist loosens a bit and it looks like he's going to fall.


ブラジル刑務所が過密状態に


ビットコイン なんやかんやで初の100万円超  年末はビットコイン売って旨いものでも食おうという動きで下がる・・・っ

Bitcoin has somehow passed the one million yen mark for the first time. At the end of the year there will be less action about selling bitcoin and treating yourself to a nice meal...


初めてAC部で声出して笑った

I laughed out loud at the AB part at the beginning.


初めてvxi君と意見があった気がする

Woah, that's the first time you and I agree on something, vxi.


ホンダジェットが初の世界首位、17年納入機数で競合のセスナ機抜く  セスナって社名だったのか！TIL   なんでか小型プロペラ飛行機のことだと思ってた

Honda Jet is the new world leader, beating out Cessna in supplying aircraft for 17 years  Cessna is the company name! TIL  I thought Cessna referred to a small propeller plane


初代Xboxの巨大なコントローラーがこの3月に復活

The huge controller on the first generation X box will be revamped in March.


初代Xboxの巨大なコントローラーがこの3月に復活  なにこれ  表面右にボタンらしきものが二つあるしバンパーも二つ追加？  6＋2(メニュー)＋2(スティック)＋2(バンパー)＋2(トリガー)でボタン数が14なのか  だったらほしいぞ

They will be bringing back the gigantic controller from the original XBox in March, What the heck? There seem to be two buttons on the right side and two more bumpers? 6 + 2 (Menu) + 2 (Stick) + 2 (Bumper) + 2 (Trigger) making a total number of 14 buttons. If that's the case I want it


『からくりサーカス』、初のテレビアニメ化決定 才賀勝役はプロアマ不問のオーディションで  おお

"Krakuri Circus", first TV animation decided; Shiga Kawabe will be great at an open audition


スクフェスのスコアマッチ初参戦だけど


たぬきは初回でギブだった

Azurim is a raccoon with a beautiful shadow, who gibbs for the first time.


初夢わすれた  思い出した  ・旅行する夢(駅で電車に乗ろうとしてた)  ・引き出しの中にお金を入れる夢(でもこんな場所に入れてたら盗まれそうと思った)  どちらも音信不通の知り合いが出てきた

I forgot my original dream.  Then I remembered.  My dream of a journey.  I was about to get on a train.  My dream of placing money in my drawer (though it would be stolen if I put it in such a place).  In both places there is lack of communication.