Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Comme promis, recopie / colle de mon message en pleine nuit, excusez un peu l'ambiance "songe", il a été écrit vers 3/4h du matin.  Bilan après une dizaine de jours : antalgiques et crèmes, et surtout, radio + echographie de l'épaule. quel connard.   **Copie / Pâte**    je voulais le mettre le jour même et puis je me suis dit bon bref passons a autre chose, et voilà que ça me suit.   il y a environ 10 jours je revenais de deux semaines dans le nord hyper éprouvante (en gros quasi deux semaine de déménagement / vente le bon coin, avec 4 lieux de vie en tout.. et des difficultés avec les gens chez qui j'étais), j'étais épuisé au max.   Donc au retour, Lille-Marseille disons, tout ce que je voulais c'était rentrer-manger-dormir une semaine devant des séries.   Mais voilà que "surprise" le train a 2 vrai heures de retard.. un calvaire pour tous le monde, surtout l'attente bondé en paquet et avec le froid glacial.. (meme si on était "à l'intérieur"). Bref tous le monde était tendu au départ du train, moi même qui était déjà arrivé une heure à l'avance.. (soit 3h d'attente en gare). Bref, le train finit par partir, et c'est partit pour les 3h+ de voyage (dieu merci c'était un tgv).   Vers l'arrivé, avant Aix, je comatais, mais luttais contre le sommeil pour me laisser l'énergie d'arriver chez moi (métro encore a marseille) avec mes deux énormes valises, donc bien tendu, devant un film, avec mon épaule dépassant largement sur la voie du milieu ou les gens passent (ce qui soit dit en passant, pour moi est normal, habitué au train, on sait tous que si on doit traverser plusieurs wagons va falloir faire attention aux coudes et compagnies de tous le monde, on est d'accord? bref).   Et là, avec mes écouteurs anti-bruits (donc j'entend même pas le train, vraiment rien, juste mon film) tout d'un coup, un gros porc, type grand, gros et musclé (un peu style géant, très très large, avec un gros bide mais tu vois que le mec est bien bien musclé en dessous), passe assez rapidement, je suppose tendu (parce que sinon j'aurait pas eu aussi mal), et me (j'en sais rien, je vais voir le toubib parce que ça fait 10 jours et j'ai encore mal) disloque l'épaule, vraiment, je vois pas comment le mec aurait pas fait exprès. Même si c'est possible?   Le mec est passé, j'ai entendu un "OUTCH", et j'ai eu une douleur intense, le gros choc, j'étais creuvé, épuisé, tendu, je luttais contre le sommeil, l'estomac vide, je crois que mes muscles sont restés tendus ce qui a accentué le choc, bref, le mec avec son gros bide d'enculé (excusez moi, vraiment, mais ça fait 10 jours que je souffre) m'a explosé l'épaule.   Je suppose qu'il devait etre frustré du retard, qu'il s'en battait les couilles de tous le monde, et qu'il as vu un petit mec pénard avec son macbook en train de se taper un film en hd, il s'est dit, je vais le défoncer. Bref je suis peux être parano, mais je veux dire, si t'es gros et habitué au train (le mec avait dans la trentaine), déjà, tu fait attention, et si tu fais pas attention, meme si t'es gros, je suppose que tu n'es pas sensé faire hyper mal a quelqu'un si j'amais tu bouscule son épaule qui dépasse, enfin bon, peux être accident, mais j'ai la rage contre ce type.   La pour moi c'était vraiment la frustration par dessus la frustration. J'avais passé deux semaines éprouvantes, pleine de frustrations, de gens pas sympa ou avec qui je m'entend pas, mais avec qui je dois faire avec car je dois déménager un appart et je suis seul et sans beaucoup de tune, etc etc.. j'ai pris sur moi comme pas possible, en me disant, putain, j'espère que ça va pas me niquer mes jeux vidéos (et ça l'a fait, je peux plus jouer, trop mal à l'épaule. meme si les premiers jours ça allait, la douleur est revenu de plus belle).   Enfin bref voilà. Vie de Merde. Ca fait plus de dix jours et je peux pas dormir du côté de mon épaule, je peux plus jouer a mes jeux vidéos favoris, et je dois faire attention a être doux avec mes mouvements du bras en question pour pas me faire mal.   Tout ça parce qu'un gros fils de pute a des problèmes, ou alors parce qu'un mec gros malgrès lui, n'a pas regardé. Mais j'arrive pas a y croire quand même. Je veux dire, déjà lui même ça lui a mis un coup dans le bid (j'ai entendu "OUTCH"), je veux dire, c'est pas possible, même si tu fais pile poil la largeur de la ligne, enfin je sais pas.   Conclusion : spécialement si vous être gros ou tendu, faite hyper gaffe dans les trains en passant, vous pouvez ruinez le mois prochain d'un pauvre type qui n'a rien demandé.    Je pense que je vais la copier / coller dans le forum libre de demain celle là, parce que c'est ma vrai première histoire de merde qui je trouve tombe pile poile avec le forum libre.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 As I promised, copy/paste of my late night message, please excuse the atmosphere "dreams", it has been written around 3/4am. Review after ten days : analgesic and creams, and above all, radio and echography of the shoulder. What an asshole. **Copy/Pasta** I wanted to put it the actual day and then I thought whatever, let's deal with something else, but it follows me. Around 10 days ago I was coming back from a two weeks trip in the North, super challenging  (mostly two weeks of moving/selling on craigslist with 4 different places to live in total.. and difficulties with the people where at was staying at), I was super exhausted. So when I was back, Lille-Marseille let's say, all I wanted was going back, eating and sleeping for one week in front of TV shows. But, "surprise" the train is two hours late... an ordeal for everyone, especially the wait crowded with the freezing cold... (even though we were "inside"). Anyways, everyone was tensed at the departure of the train, even myself who had already arrived one hour in advance.. (meaning 3h of wait at the station). Anyways, the train finally left, and it was gone for 3h+ of trip (thank God it was a speedrail). Around the arrival, before Aix, I was passing out, but fighting sleep in order to leave myself the energy to go back home (riding metro in Marseille) with my two enormous luggages, so very tensed, in front of a movie, with my shoulder clearly exceeding on the way where people pass through (which, let it be said, to me is normal, myself being used to the train, everyone know that if we have to pass through several wagons we have to watch out the shoulders and knees of the passengers, right?). And then, with my headphones soundproof (so I can't even hear the train, litteraly nothing, only my movie), all of a sudden, a big pig, tall and muscled (the kind of very tall and big guys with a huge belly but you can tell that the guy is very muscular under it), walk throught very fast, I suppose is very tensed (because otherwise I wouldn't have been so hurt), and dislocate my shoulder (I actually don't know yet I have to go to the doctor but it's been 10 days and it still hurts). Really, I don't know how the guy could have not done it on purpose. Even if it's possible? The guy passed, I heard an "OUTCH" and I felt a huge pain, a huge choc, I was exhausted, tensed, fighting sleep, my stomach was empty, I think my muscles stayed tensed which has made the shock worse, anyways, the guy with his big asshole belly (sorry but I have been aching for ten days) just screw my shoulder. I guess he was still frustrated by the delay, that he didn't give a shit about everyone, and he saw a little guy with a macbook watching a movie in HD and he thought I am going to screw him. Anyways, maybe I am being paranoid, but I mean, if you're fat and used to the train (the guy must have been in his thirties), you pay attention, and if you don't, even if you're fat, I guess that you're not supposed to hurt someone if you happen to hit his shoulder. Maybe it was an accident but I am super angry at this guy. To me it was frustration over frustration. I had spent two horrible weeks, full of frustrations, antipathic people with whom I didn't get along, but had to deal as I have to move an appartment and I am alone and don't have much money etc. etc. I dealt with it thinking, fuck, I hope this isn't going to ruin my video games (and it did, I can't play anymore, I am too hurt, even though the first days were fine, the pain came back harder). Anyways, here it is. Fuck my life. It's been over ten days and I still can't sleep on the side of my shoulder, I can't play my favorite video games, and I have to take care and to be soft with my movements so I don't hurt myself. All of this because a huge son of a bitch has problems, or maybe because a guy fat in spite of him didn't look at me. But I still can't believe it. I mean, it actually hurt him as well in the belly (I heard OUTCH), I mean, it's not possible, even if you're exactly the width of the line, I don't know. Conclusion: especially if you're fat and tensed, be very careful in the trains, you could ruin the next month of someone who didn't ask anything. I think I am gonna copy and paste this in the tomorrow's free forum, as it's my first actual shitty story that suits exactly the forum.


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 As promised, copy-pasted from my message in the middle of the night, so excuse the somewhat "dreamy" atmosphere. It was written around 3-4 in the morning. Result after about ten days: analgesics and creams, and above all, x-ray + ultrasound of the shoulder. What an asshole. **Copypasta** I wanted to wear it that day, so I said to myself, "Well, let's move on to something else," and here's what happened to me next. About 10 days ago, I was coming back from a hellish two weeks in the extreme north (in short, almost two weeks of moving/selling on line, with 4 living locations in all... and difficulties with the people I was living with. I was extremely exhausted. So on the way back, Lille-Marseille, let's say, all I anted was to go home, eat and sleep for a week in front of the TV. But, "surprise," the train was a good 2 hours late. A big mess for everyone, especially the the waiting all together in the bitter cold (even though we were "inside"). Anyway, everyone was tense when the train departed, since even I had arrived an hour early (so 3 hours of waiting at the station). Anyway, the train ended up leaving, and took off for 3 hours or more of traveling (thank God it was a TGV). Toward the arrival, before Aix, I was sleepy, but I fought falling asleep so I'd have the energy to get home (still a subway to take in Marseille) with my two enormous suitcases, so I was really tense, watching a movie, with my shoulder largely sticking out in the middle aisle where people were walking (which, by the way, I think is normal, since I'm used to the train, we all know that if someone has to cross several cars, they'll need to pay attention to everyone's elbows etc., right? Anyway). Then, with my anti-noise headphones (so I didn't hear the train, or anything at all, just my film), suddenly, a big pig, a tall, fat and muscled guy (like a giant, very, very broad, with a big belly, but you could see the guy was really ripped underneath), went by rather quickly, I suppose he was tense (because otherwise I wouldn't be in so much pain), and dislocated my shoulder (I don't know, I'm going to see the doctor because it's been 10 days and I still hurt), really, I don't see how this guy didn't do it on purpose. If even it's possible? The guy went by, I heard an "OUCH!" and felt an intense pain. Big shock. I was exhausted, tired, tense, fighting sleep, hadn't eaten, I think my muscles stayed tense, which accentuated the shock. Anyway, the guy with his big fucking belly (excuse me, really, but I've been suffering for 10 days now) destroyed my shoulder. I suppose he must have been frustrated with the delay, that he didn't give a shit about anyone, and that he saw a little scrawny guy with his Macbook watching a movie in HD, and thought, "I'm going to destroy him." Anyway, maybe I'm being paranoid, but I mean, if you're fat and used to taking the train (the guy was thirty-something), already you should pay attention, and if you don't pay attention, even if you're fat, I supposed that you're not supposed really hurt someone if ever you bump into their shoulder sticking out. Anyway, maybe it was an accident, but I just hate this guy. For me, it was really a frustration on top of frustration. I'd spent two awful weeks, full of frustrations, unkind people or people I didn't get along with, but with whom I had to get along because I had to move an apartment, and I was alone and didn't have much money, etc. etc. I kept my cool, telling myself, shit, I hope this won't fuck up my video games (and it did. I can't play anymore since my shoulder hurts so much. Even though during the first days it was ok, the pain came back even worse). Anyway, fuck my life. It's been more than ten days I can't sleep on the side of my shoulder. I can't play my favorite video games, and I have to pay attention to be gentle with moving my arm in question so it doesn't hurt. All because of a fat son-of-a-bitch had problems, or because fat guy didn't look where he was going. But I just can't believe this. I mean, already, it hit him in the belly (I heard "OUCH"), I mean, it's not possible, even if you're exactly the width of the aisle, well, I don't know. Conclusion: especially if you're fat or tense, be really careful in trains as you move around, you can ruin the next month of a poor guy minding his own business. I think I'm going to copy-paste this in tomorrow's Free Forum because this is my first real shitty story that I think fits exactly with the Free Forum.


Open Forum - 2018-03-07  As promised, copy/paste of my message in the middle of the night, sorry for the "dream" mood, it was written around 3 or 4 am. Status after about 10 days: analgesics and creams, and especially X-ray + sonogram of my shoulder. What an idiot. **Copy/Paste**  I wanted to put it on the same day and then I told myself OK let's do something else and here's how this is following me. About 10 days ago I was coming back from two weeks in the north which were hyper trying (in total almost two weeks of moving/sale of the nice spot, with 4 living places in all.. and some difficulties with the people where I was staying), I was exhausted to the max. So upon my return, Lille-Marseille let's say, the only thing I wanted was to come back-eat-sleep one week before the series. But what a "surprise" the train has a 2 hour delay... an ordeal for everybody, especially the jam packed waiting and with the glacial cold.. (even if we were "inside"). In short everyone was tense when the train left, myself who had already arrived an hour before... (that is 3 hours waiting in the station). In short, the train leaves and the 3+ hours of the trip begin (thank God it was a TGV). Around the time of arrival, before Aix, I was comatose but I fought against sleep to leave me the energy to get home (metro again in Marseille) with my two enormous suitcases, so very tense, in front of a film, with my shoulder sticking out into the path between the people who passed by (so-called passing by, for me it's normal being used to the train, we all know that if you have to cross through several train cars you have to pay attention to the elbows and everything else that belongs to everybody, do you agree? in short). And there I was, with  my noise cancelling headphones on (so I don't even hear the train, really nothing, just my movie) and all of a sudden, a big pig, a guy who was big, fat and very muscular (a bit like a giant, very very large with a big potbelly but you can see that the guy is very muscular underneath), passes me quickly, I suppose he was uptight (because if not why I wouldn't have had such a hard time) and he (I don't know, I will go see the doc because it's been 10 days and it still hurts me) dislocates my shoulder, really, I don't see how the guy could not have done it on purpose. Even if it's possible. The guy passed, I hear an "OUCH" and I feel an intense pain, a big shock, I was dead, exhausted, tense, I was fighting against sleep, with an empty stomach, I think my muscles stayed tense which accentuated the shock, in short, the guy with his big asshole potbelly (excuse me but I have really been suffering for 10 days) made my shoulder explode. I suppose he was frustrated about being late, that he didn't give a shit about everyone else, and that he saw a little pitiful guy with his macbook in the process of watching a film in HD and he said, I'm going to knock him down. In short I may be paranoid, but I'd like to say, if you are big and already used to the train (the guy was around 30), you are careful, and if you aren't careful, even if you're big, I suppose that you don't intend to really hurt someone if you bump his shoulder that's sticking out, so OK, maybe it's an accident, but I'm enraged by this guy. There,  for me it was really frustration on top of more frustration. I had spent two trying weeks full of frustrations, dealing with people that were not nice or with whom I don't get along, but with people I have to deal with because I am alone and don't have much money, etc. etc.... I took it upon myself since it was not possible, saying to myself, damn, I hope this guy won't screw up my video games (and he did that, I can't play anymore, I have too much pain in my shoulder, even if it was OK in the first days, the pain came back big time). So there you go. It's a shitty life. It's been more than ten days and I can't sleep on the side of my shoulder, I can't play my favorite video games, and I need to pay attention to be gentle with the movements of the arm in question to not hurt myself. All this because a big son of a bitch has problems, or because a guy who's fat despite himself, didn't look. But I can't believe it in any case. I want to say, even he himself got hit in the belly (I heard "OUCH"), I mean to say, it's not possible, even if you are exactly the width of the line, I really don't know. Conclusion: especially if you are fat or tense, made a huge gaffe in trains when passing another person, you could ruin the next month for a poor guy who didn't ask for it. I think I will copy/paste this in tomorrow's open forum, because it's my first really shitty story that I find happened exactly when the open forum occurs.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Comme promis, recopie / colle de mon message en pleine nuit, excusez un peu l'ambiance "songe", il a été écrit vers 3/4h du matin.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 As I promise, Recopy / past of my midnight message, sorry for the pensive message, it was written at 3/4 in the morning.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Coucou le FL !


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  D'ailleurs aurais tu de la doc pour comprendre le fonctionnement de la blockchain, maintenant que c'est devenu un mot très utilisé je voudrais en comprendre les tenant et aboutissant (en fr de pref).

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Also, would you have the documentary to understand how blockchain works? Now that it's become a very common word, I'd like to understand the basics and goals (in French, preferably).


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Dans la plupart des boîtes, si tu demandes rien, t'auras rien.

Free forum - 2018-03-07 In most companies, if you ask nothing, you will get nothing.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Dans le domaine SF, il y a aussi le cycle Fondation qui devrait être adapté !

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 In the SF domain, there's also the Foundation cycle that should be adapted!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Dans l'optique de la recherche d'un nouveau boulot, je veux demander une augmentation dans l'actuel + jour de télétravail.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 With a view to the search of a new job, I want to ask a raise in the present + a day of teleworking.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  De les lire/relire?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 To read/re-read?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Deux cinéma en VO et quelques séances dans les autres et je suis en province.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Two movies in English and a few screenings in the others, and I'm in provincial France.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Donc dans ton wagon tout vide tu a préférer prendre de la place sur un chemin de passage (quand bien même qu'il soit 6h ou 20h, un chemin reste un chemin) que sur un siège vide ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 So in your completely empty car, you preferred taking a seat on a traffic aisle (even though it's 6 hours or 20 hours, an aisle is still an aisle) rather than on an empty seat?


Open Forum - 2018-03-07 So in your totally empty carriage, you prefer to take up space in an aisle (whether it is 6am or 8pm, an aisle is an aisle) than on an empty seat?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Donc dans ton wagon tout vide tu a préférer prendre de la place sur un chemin de passage (quand bien même qu'il soit 6h ou 20h, un chemin reste un chemin) que sur un siège vide ?  Tu le cherches ou tu le fais exprès ?  Tu veux extrapoler ? Moi tu me fais penser au meufs qui sortent pas leur passe Navigo de leur sac à mains et qui passe 2 minutes a le tourner dans tout les sens pour que ça bip. Bien sur a 8h du mat sur la ligne du RER A.  On continu l'extrapolation ? Tu ferais pas non plus partis des gens qui, sur une autoroute à 3 voies, toujours a 6h du mat parceque apparemment il y a une heure ou les incivilités ça ne compte plus, tu roules en plein milieu.  Tout ça pour dire que tu as été un connard qui a rencontré un autre connard. J'ai jamais défendu le mec qui t'as foncé dessus. J'essaie juste de te faire comprendre ta connerie. Si tu avais été assis comme il faut (ce qui est de TA responsabilité), le connard ne t'aurait pas déboîté l'épaule.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 So, in your completely empty car, you preferred to take a seat on the traffic aisle (because even if it's 6 hours or 20 hours, a path is still a path) rather than an empty seat? Are you looking for problems or doing it on purpose? Can you extrapolate? You make me think of those chicks who take out their Navigo pass from their purse and spend 2 minutes turning it in every direction so it'll scan. Of course, at 8 in the morning on the RER A. Shall we continue the extrapolation? You're also not one of those people who, on a 3-lane highway, always at 6 in the morning, because apparently there's a time when rudeness doesn't count, you drive right in the middle. All this just to say that you were an asshole who ran into an other asshole. I never defended the guy who ran into you. I'm just trying to make you understand your mistake. If you had been seated like you should have (which is YOUR responsibility), the asshole wouldn't have dislocated your shoulder.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Elles sont en 32mm, la nouvelle échelle officielle !

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 They are in 32mm, the new official scale!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  En plus les lesbiennes sont gays non ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Also, lesbians are gay, aren't then?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Entre la bannière, la pub sur la nouvelle proposition de bannière et l'article sur a blockchain : les modos ont monétisé le subreddit auprès de Carrefour ou bien ?  _______  Sinon aujourd'hui on est censé préparer avec une collègue 2 gros fichiers excel avec TCD, graphes, macros, automatisation de tous les côtés qui seront utilisé par notre DRH (qui n'y connaît pas grand chose à excel) pour présenter au PDG + les 3 Directeurs généraux adjoints.  Ma collègue est malade, absente et injoignable...  J'y connais rien en macro...  J'hésite entre le suicide ou la démission

Free Forum - 2018-03-07  Between banners, the advert about the new banner suggestion and the article on a blockchain: have the mods monetized the subreddit with Carrefour or what? _______  In other news, today we have to work with a colleague to create 2 large excel files with pivot tables, graphs, macros, automatization of all the parts that will be used by our HR manager (who doesn't know much about excel) and present it to the CEO and the 3 deputy directors. My colleague is off sick and I can't get hold of her... I don't know anything about macros... I can't decide whether to commit suicide or resign


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Et faut reconnaitre que Paul-Mua'dib ça fait un peu Jean-mohammed.

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 And we must recognize that Paul-Mua'dib it is a little Jean-mohammed.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Etudiant à l'époque, il aurait également manifesté contre le projet CPE   Il aurait je cite déclaré "y'en a marre de nos CPE, ils nous mettent toujours des colles"

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 As a student at the time, he may have also demonstrated against the CPE project. He may have, and I'm citing, mentioned "We're fed up with our CPE. They always give us more detention."


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Exactement, faut trouver le bon équilibre.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Exactly, you have to find the right balance.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Fais comme moi démissionne, change de vie et ensuite viens cracher sur les collabos.

Open forum - 2018-03-07 Do like me... resign, change your life and then spit on the collaborators.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  fait juste baigner plus longtemps le produit.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Just let the product soak for longer.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Faut faire gaffe, au bout d'un moment tu en viens à te demander si tu joue au con ou si tu es vraiment con

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 You need to watch out, eventually, you'll be wondering if you're acting stupid or if you're actually stupid.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  >fdp compris  Ta grand-mère je la soulève

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > SOB understood, I'll raise your grandma.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Franchement à ce niveau là je préfère la dilettante, je fais rarement 30h par semaine sur les "38h30" demandées (le jour où j'aurais vraiment signé une convention de forfait faudra qu'on en reparle aussi...)  Y a des journées j'arrive je fais un peu de reddit et j'enchaine les pauses clopes de 45 minutes avec tout les collègues qui passent (ça gratte la gorge à force... et en plus c'est mieux les beaux jours). Je touche à peine au projet plus de 10 minutes, si on me demande où en est mon taff j'explique que je suis face à une problématique qui nécessite d'échanger des avis avec mes collègues pour prendre la meilleure décision et que je n'allais pas déranger le client avec des particularités techniques...  J'en arrive au point ou j'imagine mettre en place des stratagèmes pour m’éclipser des journées en laissant un peu d'affaire à moi sur le bureau pour qu'on croit à ma présence, ou de m'inventer des problèmes personnels pour que des absence spontanée soit justifiés (enfant malade que je n'ai pas, maladie chronique jamais diagnostiqué ou autre connerie, mais je suis pas un super acteur, plutôt un rôliste faut que je me prépare un scénario entier...)

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Frankly at this level I prefer the dilettante, I rarely do 30 hours a week out of the "38.5" requested (we'll need to talk again on the day I would really have signed a fixed price agreement...) There are days I arrive, I do a little bit of reddit and then I take a 45 minute cigarette break with all my coworkers who pass by (it scratches my throat ... and moreover is better on nice days). I barely touch the project more than 10 minutes, if I'm asked where my work is I explain that I am facing a problem that I need to discuss with my colleagues in order to make the best decision and I was not going to bother the customer with technical details ... I get to the point where I imagine stratagems so I can slip away and leave just a little work on my desk so people think I'm there, or  inventing personal problems so that my spontaneous absence is justified (a sick child I don't have, a chronic disease that's never diagnosed, or some other bullshit, but I'm not a super actor, more like a role player who needs to prepare a whole scenario...)


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Franchement j'arrive à saturation... J'en peu plus de moucher le nez et torcher le cul de ces connards.

Free forum - 2018-03-07 Frankly I am reaching saturation ... I can't blow nose and torch the ass of these assholes anymore.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Genre comme l'eau des pâtes ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-17 Like the water for the pasta ?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Haha mais tu rigoles mais c’est ce que je lui ai dis pour “queer”!  Mais il prend ça pour une critique des personnes qui sont derrière ces lettres alors que non.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Haha, are you joking. That's what I told him about "queer"! But he's taking that as a personal criticism behind these letters, but it's not.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Hello, Narrative Designer depuis une dizaine d'année et scénariste de fiction, à ton service !

Free Forum - 2018-03-07  Hello, Narrative Designer for a dozen years and fiction scriptwriter, at your service!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Hello, petite question pour les redditeurs sportifs :  - Allo ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Hello, quick question for sport-loving redditors: - Hello?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Help : avec ma chérie nous avons 5 jours libres entre le 26 et 1er mai.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Help: with my girlfriend, we have 5 days free between the 26th and May 1.


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Help: with my sweetheart we have 5 free days between the 26th and May 1st.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Hey, j'ai eu plus ou moins la même situation que toi, sauf que c'était une entreprise un tout petit peu plus grande (juste au dessus de la startup).

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Hey, I have more or less the same situation as you, except it was a very slightly bigger company (just above a startup).


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Hmm j'ai pas bien saisi :  > je voudrais y ajouter un serveur pour avoir des statistiques sur ma bande passante  Les stats, tu les tires de la box / routeur, n'est-ce pas ? Et la box / routeur ont pas cette fonction d'intégrée j'imagine ?  Dans ce cas pourquoi s'embarrasser d'un serveur ? T'as qu'à faire sa sur ta machine directement (ou une machine virtuelle).

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Hmm, I didn't really get it: > I wanted to add a server to get statistics about my bandwidth. You get states from the box/router, right? And the box/router doesn't have this function built-in, I imagine? In this case, why bother with a server? You can just do this on your machine directly (or a virtual machine).


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J'ai fait du sport hier soir, j'étais en forme ça allait.  Et puis pareil, une nuit pas bonne, un réveil difficile qui dure plusieurs heures dans la matinée et je me retrouve comme une loque.  Bon là ça va déjà un peu mieux, objectif une petite balade dans l'aprèm et une petite session de méditation dans la soirée pour que ça reparte.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I worked out last night. I was in shape, and everything was fine. And then the same thing, not great night, difficult to wake up, lasting several hours in the morning and I ended up like a wreck. Anyway, I'm a bit better now, and am planning a little walk in the afternoon and short meditation session this evening and start all over again.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > j'ai quand même eu de la chance  Eh bien profites en, et tu ne l'as pas volé non plus ton diplôme !  Au bout de six mois tu pourras te décider si tu peux rester dans cette boîte ou si tu veux rempiler pour le Doctorat mais AMHA ça ne changera pas énormément en terme de postes ou de salaire d'avoir un Doctorat vs un diplôme d'ingé.   Cette année j'ai tenté les cours du soir pour essayer de chopper le diplôme d'ingé quand même mais c'est dingue à quel point c'est dur d'être motivé à retourner en cours et à bosser des exams quand on bosse à côté... Je sais pas du tout si ça sera fructueux à la fin.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > I was still lukcy. Well, enjoy it, and you didn't steal your diploma, either! After six months, you can decide if you can stay in this company or if you want to try a doctorate again, but IMHO won't change a lot in terms of jobs or salary having a doctorate vs an engineering degree. This year, I tried taking evening classes to try to get the engineering degree, but it's crazy how hard it is to be motivated to go back to school and work on exams when you're working besides that. I don't know at all if it will be fruitful in the end.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J’ai trouvé un paquet de palets breton dans mon armoire !

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I found a package of Breton cookies in my closet!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  j'avais écrit ça dans le sens, il a pas fait exprès. sur le coup ça me faisait vraiment mal impossible de dormir, et je lui en voulait, dans ma solitude, et je me demandais vraiment (je me demande toujours mais là je m'en fou un peu), s'il avait fait exprès.   donc le "malgrès lui" c'était pour dire, c'est juste qu'il est gros (mais c'était pas le genre gros-gras soit dit en passant), il a pas fait exprès, il a une condition qui le gène dans certains passages étroits. au lieu de il est gros et fort, il le sait très bien, il aime bien défoncer des gringalets quand ça le chante ce fdp compris (frais de port compris, si vous comprenez la référence!)

Free Forum - 2018-03-07  I had written that in the sense, he didn't do it on purpose. Initially I felt really bad about it, I couldn't sleep, I resented him, in my loneliness, and I really asked myself (I still ask myself, but I've started not to care so much) if he had done it on purpose. So, "despite him" was to say, it's just that he's big (but he wasn't the fat-big type by the way), he didn't do it on purpose. He has a condition that bothers him in some narrow passages. Rather he's  big and strong, he knows it very well, he likes to break weaklings when he wants to, shipping costs included (if you get the reference!)


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J'avoue, je me suis banboozlé tout seul.

Open Libre - 2018-03-07 That's true. I banboozled myself, on my own.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je comprends pas pourquoi il te faudrait un clavier spécifique pour apprécier les rpg ?

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I don't understand why you need a specific keyboard to enjoy RPG?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je demanderais à mon medecin de fixer ma go pro sur sa tête.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I'd ask my doctor to attach my Go Pro to his head.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je jubilais presque à l'idée de les voir enfin dans de dignes conditions :(

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I was almost jubilant at the idea of finally seeing them in good conditions :(


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J'entend un collègue discuter avec un autre à la table d'à coté:  "J'ai acheté des cannelés, j'ai envoyé un mail aux gens que j’apprécie pour le partager avec eux"  Je regarde mes mails, je le trouve en effet, je regarde les destinataires : [liste de diffusion],[liste de diffusion], /u/umpeKable.  De beau matin, je suis touché.^^et^en^plus^j'ai^un^cannelé

Free Forum 03/07/2018. I overheard a collegue speaking to another college at the next table: ''I've bought cupcakes and sent emails to people I appreciate so I can share them with them. I look at my emails, I see the message. I am touched.^^and^plus^I^have^a^cupcake


Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I hear a colleague chatting with another at the next table: "I bought some canelés, sent a e-mail to people I like to share it with them" I look at my e-mails, indeed find it, look at the recipients: [mailing list], [mailing list], /u/umpeKable. Early morning, I'm touched. ^^and^moreover^I^have^a^canelé


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je pense comme toi.

Free Forum  - 2018-03-07 I think like you.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  je pense non-ironiquement que c'est bien mieux perso

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I think non-ironically that it's much better, personally.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je préfère fuckboy comme terme

General topics forum - 2018-03-07 I prefer the term fuckboy


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > Je préfère le faire sur une autre machine parce que la mienne n'est pas allumé en permanence.  Effectivement.  Un RaspPi fera largement largement l'affaire je pense, si tout ce que tu vas faire c'est:  * Récupérer des infos depuis ton routeur * Tracer des graphiques * Les afficher avec un serveur web  Là comme ça si j'étais toi : récupérer les journaux du routeur et les passer à la moulinette d'un script en python, c'est un exercice classique.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > I prefer doing it on another machine because mine isn't on constantly. Indeed. A RaspPi will do nicely, I think, if all you need to do is: *Recover info from your router *Trace graphics *Display them with a web server. Here, if I were you: recover logs from the router and pass them through the mill of a Python script. This is a classic exercise.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  je rappel que le message a été posté la nuit (la nuit, tout les chats sont gris).   > Ici le fils de pute c'est à 50% pour ta gueule. A toi de l'assumer.  c'est un avis. merci de me faire part du tiens.    >Serais tu le type de personne qui marche sur un trottoir en plein milieu ? Encore pire, toi et tes amis je suis sur que vous vous mettez en ligne et que vous marchez au ralentis sans vous préoccuper de ce qui peut venir de derrière.   Non. Définitivement non. Pour être totalement honnête, je dirais que 90 à 95% du temps, je m'efforce d'être le piéton parfait, qui attend que le feux passe au rouge, et qui passe bien au milieux même s'il y a personne, qui suit l'itinéraire piéton délémité strictement.    Je te dresse le tableau : il fait nuit, ça fait tous 6h qu'on est partit de notre départ pour rentrer chez nous, aix est le dernier arrêt avant marseille, des gens sont descendus a d'autres arrêts avant, le train est 3/4 vides, tous le monde comate. Dans mon wagon on devait être 5 (au lieux de je sais pas, 40 pleins minimum pour un wagon tgv).     Dans ces cas là, et surtout dans mon état de tension et de fatigue extrème, tu te permet des trucs. Même si peux être, pour des puritains comme toi ce n'est pas une excuse?  Dans le cas ou le mec a fait exprès, mon avis c'est que, c'est lui le gros connard. Si on extrapole aux voitures, ça serait donc le mec qui voit un piéton traverser n'importe comment et qui lui fonce dessus par énervement? même si le code de la route me donne raison (dans la plupart des situations, le piétons a la priorité même s'il est en dehors des clous), je dirai une phrase que j'ai entendu il y a pas longtemps, on attrape plus de mouches avec du miel qu'avec du vinaigre..

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Remember that the message was posted at night (at night, all cats are grey). > Here, the son-of-a-bitch is 50% for your head. Assume it. It's an opinion. Please share yours. > Are you the kind of person who walks right in the middle of the sidewalk? Or rose, you and your friends get into a line and walk slowly without worrying about what's coming up behind you. No. Definitely not. To be completely honest, I'd say that 90-95% of the time, I try to be the perfect pedestrian, wait for the traffic light to turn red, and walks right in the middle even if there's no one else, following the strictly marked pedestrian path. I'll paint a picture for you: it's dark, it's been 6 hours for all of since we've left to go back home. Aix is the last stop before Marseille. People got out in other stops beforehand. The train is 3/7 empty. Everyone is tired. In my car, there must be 5 of us (rather than, I don't know, 40 minimum for a full TGV car). In this case, and especially in my condition of tension and extreme fatigue, you let yourself do things. Even if for puritans like you, is this a good excuse? In the event where the guy did it on purpose, my opinion is that he's the asshole. If you extrapolate to cars, it would then be the guy seeing a pedestrian crossing any which way and who runs him over out of anger? Even if the traffic laws say I'm right (in most situations, pedestrians have the right of way, even if they're outside of crosswalks), I'll say a sentence that I heard not long ago: you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je relativise juste le titre du poteau, pas le poteau en lui même.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I'm just putting the title of the post into perspective, not the post itself.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je relativise juste le titre du poteau, pas le poteau en lui même.   Si un jour je veux devenir journaliste je mettrais ça dans mon CV, ça devrait aider non ? Savoir faire du clickbait, un article sans vrais fond, faire passer un avis subjectif pour une réalité absolue et tous ceux qui me contredisent ont tort !

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I'm just putting into perspective the title of the post, not the post itself. If one day I want to become a journalist, I'd put this in my résumé. It should help, right? Knowing how to do clickbait, an article with no real basis, making a subjective opinion pass for absolute reality, and all those who contradict me are wrong!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  je répond aux comm et lis le forum libre, a Minuit, et je en parcourant par odre d'arrivé, je retourne sur mes commentaires de ce matin.. la déprime quoi..  edit : et en plus je dois a etre a mon 20eme comment depuis 20 minutes et pas une seule ame qui vive :/ je devrais peux etre aller me coucher

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I am answering comments and reading the open forum, at midnight, and while going through it from the newest to oldest posts, I find the comments I made this morning. How depressing... Edit: And more than that, this must be my 20th comment in 20 minutes and there seems to be no one around :/ I should maybe go to bed.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je sais pas, c'était ma coloc qui est resté à l'appart elle m'a juste envoyé la tof. Je suis pas pressé de rentrer chez moi ce soir voir le bordel :/  Je pense pas que ce soit utile de se plaindre à Orange en vrai... notamment à cause du fait qu'il s'agisse d'un BBox :/

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I don't know, it was my roommate who had stayed in the apartment, she just sent me the picture. I do not feel like going home tonight and see all the mess :/ I don't think it is useful to make a complaint to Orange actually... Especially given the fact it was a BBox :/


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je squatte le FL depuis un ou deux mois, et à chaque fois que je tombe sur un de tes messages je suis sidéré.   Mais quel est ton secret ~~/u/clee-san~~ /u/clee-saan ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I've been lurking on FL for one or two months, and every time, I find one of your messages. I'm outraged. So what is your secret ~~/u/clee-san~~ /u/clee-saan?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  \\> J'essaierai de faire état de l'avancement via Fais le toi\\-mêmercredi  Tu peux me tag =o ? J'vais pas souvent dans ce post mais j'aimerais bien voir !

Free access Forum - 2018-03-07 \\> I will try to report the progression via Do it yourself\\- even Wednesday. Can you tag me =o ? I don't go often in that post but I'd like to see !


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > je suis passé par la porte de derrière (je vous vois venir).

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > I went through the back door (I see what you did there).


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Je vais commencer globalement, et si ça vous intéresse on pourra en parler avec plus de détails (j'ai une perspective commerciale et non tecgnique, attention)  Les technologies blockchain (DLT plus généralement) ont 3 fonctions de base : transaction, registre et smart contracts. Pas plus pour le moment.  L'avantage d'une transaction "on the chain" c'est qu'elle est unique et gravée dans la chaine.  Pour la fonction registre, c'est son caractère immuable.  Pour les smart contracts c'est de l'automatisation de procédés.   Le problème c'est qu'on a annoncé des applications qui sont irréalisables. Le peu de dev que je rencontres craque complétement face aux demandes de boites qui ont lu un post sur une théorie lu sur Medium.    On parle de token economy et tout le monde veut sa part du gâteau, mais créer un bête jeton sans blockchain fonctionnerai dans pleins de cas, pas besoin de créer un système monétaire alterne.   Toutes les entreprises veulent passer leur base de données sur la blockchain, alors que c'est 100 fois plus lent qu'une base classique. En plus ça sert à quoi de décentraliser sa propre base de donnée ?   Pour finir les smart contracts son incapable pour le moment d'interpréter  le langage juridique, et imposent une contrainte absolue, ils ne sont donc pas prêt de remplacer le droit contractuel.

Free access Forum - 2018-03-07 I will start broadly, and if you are interested we'll be able to talk about it in more details (I have a commercial perspective though, not a technical one, be wary of that.) The blockchain technologies (DLT more often) have three basic functions: Transaction, register, and smart contracts. No more at the moment. The advantage of a transaction "on the chain" is that it is unique and engraved in the chain. About the registration function, its nature is immutable. For the smart contracts, it is automation of the processes. The problem is that we announced utilisations that are impossible. The little dev I get cracks completely under the demands of the companies who have read a post about a theory read on Medium. We talk about token economy and everyone wants its piece of the cake, but creating a simple token without blockchain would work in many cases, no need to create an alternate monetary system. Every company wants to pass their databases onto the blockchain, even though it is 100 times slower than a classic base. Moreover, what's the point in decentralizing its own database? Finally, smart contracts are, as of right now, incapable of interpreting the legal language, and impose an absolute constraint, they are therefore not ready to replace contractual law.


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I'm going to start generally, and if you're interested, we can talk about it in further detail (I have a commercial and not technical perspective, so watch out). Blockchain technologies (or more generally, DLT) have 3 basic functions: transaction, registry, and smart contracts. Nothing else for the moment. The advantage of a transaction "on the chain" is that it is unique and burned into the chain. For the registry function, it is its unchanging character. For smart contracts, it is the automatization of procedures. The problem is that they announced applications that are undoable. The few developers I've met have completely broken down when faced with demands from companies who read a post on the theory read on Medium. We're talking about a token economy, and everyone wants their piece of the pie, but creating a stupid token without a blockchain will work in lots of cases, and there's no need to create an alternative monetary system. All companies want to put their databases on the blockchain, even though its 100 times slower than a classic base. Also, what good is it to decentralize your own database? To finish, smart contracts are unable for the moment to interpret legal language and impose absolute constraint, so they're not prepared to replace contractual law.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J'l'ai lu avec les voix, j'l'ai un peu trop regardé ce sketch...

Free forum - 2018-03-07 I read it with the voices, I have looked at this sketch a little too much...


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  j'upvote pour la fibre et je downvote pour "je sais pas mettre du platre a deux euros".

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 I upvoted for fiber optics and dowvoted for "I don't know how to lay plaster for two euros."


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  J'veut pas une couleur fixe pour ma blockchain, je veut une blockchain RGB.

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 I don't want a fixed color for my blockchain, I want an RGB color.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  La chance, ce sont les meilleurs gâteaux du monde :( .

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Lucky, those are the best cakes in the world :(.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Là encore c'est soft, la mission me plait :)  Dans la précédente mission ça me plaisait pas et j'ai tellement pourri la gueule à tout le monde (managers, clients, haut-placés du client, et même par ricochet certains collègues) que je me suis fait sortir manu-militari du jour au lendemain quand j'ai refusé d'aller en réunion crise à la demande d'un N++ du client qui voulait pas se présenter... (Je vois pas de raison de bosser pour un mec dont je connais même pas le nom !)

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Again, this is soft, I like the mandate :) In this current mandate, I didn't enjoy it and I got off so many times at everybody (managers, clients, high-level customers, and even some colleagues as a fallout) that they kicked me out manu-militari from one day to the next when I refused to attend a crisis meeting that a N++ client was asking for without showing up... (I don't see a reason why I should work for a guy that I don't even know the name !)


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  La question c'est est ce que Zehir et Julessss ont été consulté ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 The question is whether Zehir and Julessss were consulted?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  La vache, comment il a fait son compte ?

Forum Libre - 2018-07-03 Wow, how did he manage that?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Le méta est réservé à la PC master race espèce de sous-utilisateur qui sert aryen !

Free Forum 2018-03-07 The meta is reserved for the PC master race good-for-nothing sub-user!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  le mien il a déclenché une sciatique en levant mon cul de ma chaise, la veille de ma soutenance de stage de fin d'études.

Free forum - 2018-03-07 mine triggered a sciatic while raising my ass of my chair, the day before my internship graduation thesis defence.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Le modo responsable de la bannière nous fait un caprice maintenant ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Is the moderator responsible for the banner throwing a tantrum now?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Le powertrip il est dans le fait que dès le deuxième jour (premier même?

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 the power trip lies in the fact that since the second day (the first even?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Les deux règles je les vois plus dans le sens "relations humaines" (ce qu'on dit et ce qu'on fait) que dans le sens "physique avantageux". Avoir pas de thunes ça se masque assez bien.   Du coup tu dois juste être un beau parleur peut-être ?

Open Forum - 2018-03-07. These two rules, I imagine them more having a meaning of "human relations" (what we say and do), rather than "gorgeous physical appearance". Having no money is something that can be hidden pretty easily. So you might just be a smooth talker?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > Les ingénieurs automobiles faut tous les brûler.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > Automobile engineers need to all be burned.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Mais y'a quand même un PM dessus !

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  But there's still a PM on it!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Ma patronne essayait surement de faire passer la pilule avec ce compliment, et la secrétaire bah.. j'sais pas !

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 My boss was probably trying to make it go down smoothly with that compliment, and the secretary, well, I don't know.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Merde :/   Je peux pas dire que je compatis car je sais pas ce que ça fait, mais courage :(  Tu n'es quand même pas le redditeur qui nous annoncait attendre le résultat du test il y a quelques jours ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Shit :/ I can't say I sympathize because I don't know what it's like, but courage :( Aren't you the Redditor who told us to wait for the test results a few days ago?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Non, je les ai dans le cul.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 No, I have them in the ass.


Open forum - 2018-03-07 No, I have them in the ass.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  non, pourquoi j'aurais des remords ?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Oh je dirai quatre mois.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Oh, I'd say four months.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  On est sur bordeaux, bro', on aime tous les cannelés ici !

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 We are all on bordeaux, bro', we love all groovy people here!


Free Forum - 2018-03-07  We're  in bordeaux, bro, we love all canelés here!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Ouais mais fuckboy c'est aussi associé à un style de vie genre avec les vêtements qui vont avec et tout

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Yeah, but fuckboy is also associated with a lifestyle like with clothes that go with everything.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Ouais, une fois que t'as fini les études c'est hyper dur de reprendre : mes parents avaient tenté le concours d'instit à 45 ans, ils ont galéré pour rien (pas d'affectation et une affectation au cul du monde donc nope)  Pour le Doctorat, ça va dépendre de si je trouve un sujet précis sur lequel je veux passer 3 ans de ma vie surtout. Le salaire c'est pas vraiment ce qui m'importe pour le moment, tant qu'à deux on gagne assez pour mettre de côté et vivre tranquille : j'ai vu le salaire moyen que je pouvais avoir en tant qu'ingé débutant ce sera déjà pas mal (sans compter les avantages des éventuels CE). De plus, je pense déjà me tourner plus vers la R&D.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Yeah, once you've finished your studies is super hard to start again: my parents had tried the entrance examination at 45, they struggled for nothing (no assignment and an affectation at the ass-end of the world, so nope). For the PhD, it will most of all depend on whether or not I find a specific topic on which I want to spend 3 years of my life. The salary is not really important for me now, as long as I can earn enough to save some and live in peace: I've seen the average salary that I could get as an entry-level engineer, it would already not be bad (not to mention the eventual EC benefits). What's more, I was already thinking about doing more R&D.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  ouep, mais je connais pas trop, et j'ai pas un super écran (TN complètement fade pour la rapidité, clavier ultra rapide juste bon pour les fps, une souris et un tapis de souris que j'utilise que pour les rps).   en faite, j'ai un peu de tune, mais pas envie de dépenser la dedans. il me faudrait un écran un peu plus jolie, un autre clavier, pour tester d'autres jeux (genre rpg).  sinon, je joue a age of empires 3 (je fait partit des gens qui aiment le 3), sur mon macbook. mais ça devient vite lassant. j'ai besoin d'oublier le jeux 1 mois ou deux, je rejoue, ça me lasse, etc..  je fait partit des gens qui ont un pc qu'ils utilisent que pour un jeu. Le reste je le fait sur macbook..   mon jeux c'est csgo. j'ai acheté un pc d'occasion uniquement pour csgo, et l'écran de même, pour le clavier pareil mais neuf, enfin..  même mon siège est a une hauteur milimétré pour que ça me fasse pas trop mal aux mains quand je joue a csgo.  je veux dire, tout est fait pour csgo. ce bureau me sert que a csgo (bon ok, ya une imprimante dessus que je branche a mon macbook si je dois imprimer des trucs).  j'avais essayé de cracker cossacks, j'ai joué un peu mais j'ai pas aimé.   pour tout le reste, les jeux qui peuvent être cool (j'aime vraiment tout jeux style age of empires), en faite avec cette config pour fps c'est pas le top, et en plus je suis sinon tous le temps sur mon macbook retina, du coup si je lance un jeu sur mon pc, ça parait tout de suite attroce en couleurs, résolution etc..   la solution serait de racheter un écran, mais je suis radin j'économise pour des trucs plus importants.  edit : si tu veux me tenter sur un RTS, hésite pas

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Yep, but I do not know too much, and I do not have a great screen (TN completely bland for speed, ultra fast keyboard just good for fps, a mouse and a mouse pad that I uses only for rps). in fact, I have a bit of money, but I do not want to spend it on this. I would need a screen a little nicer, another keyboard, to test other games (like rpg). if not, I play age of empires 3 (I made people who like the 3) on my macbook. but it soon becomes tiresome. I need to forget the game 1 month or two, I play, I get tired, etc. .. I'm part of people who have a pc they use for a game. The rest I do it on macbook. my games are csgo. I bought a second-hand pc only for csgo, and the same screen, for the same keyboard but nine, finally .. even my seat is a milimetric height so it does not hurt too much when I play at csgo. I mean, everything is done for csgo. this office serves me that has csgo (ok, there is a printer on it that I plug in my macbook if I have to print stuff). I tried cracking cossacks, played a little but did not like it. for all the rest, games that can be cool (I really like any style of  games age of empires), made with this configuration for fps is not the best, and in addition I am otherwise all the time on my macbook retina, suddenly if I run a game on my pc, it seems immediately appealing in colour, resolution etc .. the solution would be to buy a screen, but I'm stingy I am saving for more important stuff. edit: if you want to try me on a RTS, do not hesitate


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 yep, but I don't know it that well, and I don't have a super screen (TN completely average in terms of speed, ultra quick keyboard only useful for fps, a mouse and a mousepad which I only use for rps). In fact, I have a little money, but no desire to spend on that. I would need a slightly prettier screen, another keyboard, to test other games (such as rpg). Otherwise, I play age of empires 3 (I belong to the group of people who like the 3), on my MacBook. But it's rapidly becoming boring. I need to forget about the game for a month or two, I start playing again, I get bored, etc... I belong to the group of people who have a pc they use for one game only. The rest I play on my MacBook... My game is csgo. I bought a second-hand pc exclusively for csgo, and the same goes for the screen, for the keyboard also except that was brand-new, but anyway.. even the height of my seat is set to the very millimetre so that I don't hurt my hands too much when I play csgo. (yeah ok, there is a printer on it which I plug into my MacBook if I need to print stuff). I had tried to crack Cossacks, I played it a little but didn't like it. For all the rest, games that can be cool (I really like any game similar to age of empires), aren't actually that good with this configuration for fps, and moreover I am otherwise always on my MacBook Retina, so if I load a game on my pc, it immediately appears dreadful in terms of colours, resolution, etc.. the solution would be to buy another screen, but I'm stingy. I'm saving up for more important things. edit: if you want to try on a RTS, give it a go.


Open Forum - 2018-03-07  Yeah, but I don't know too much, and I don't have great screen (TN totally bland for rapidity, super fast keyboard only good for motherfuckers, a mouse and a mouse mat that I only use for rps).  In fact, I have a bit of dough, but I don't want to spend it on that. I would need a pretty screen, another keyboard, to try out other games (like rpg). Otherwise, I play age of empires 3 (I'm one of those that like the 3rd version), on my macbook. but it quickly becomes boring. I need to forget games for one or two months, I play again, it bores me, etc.. I'm one of those people that only use it for a game. The rest I do on macbook.. my game is csgo. I bought a second-hand pc only for csgo, and same for the screen, for the keyboard same but it's new, well.. even my chair is at a millimetre-precise height so that it doesn't hurt my hands too much when I play csgo.  I mean, everything is designed for csgo. I only use this desk for csgo (ok, there's a printer on it that I plug into my macbook if I need to print stuff).  I had tried to crack cossacks, I played for a bit but I didn't like it.   for everything else, games can be really cool (I really like all games like age of empires), in fact with this motherfucker's configuration it's not the best, and also otherwise I'm always on my retina macbook, so if I start a game on my pc, it immediately looks horrible in terms of colours, resolution etc..  the solution would be to buy another screen, but I'm a cheapskate I'm saving up for more important things.  edit : if you want to tempt me on a RTS, don't hesitate.


Open Forum - 2018-03-07  Yup, but I don't know much, and I don't have a super screen (TN completely dull for speed, ultra fast keyboard just for the fps, a mouse and a mousepad which I just use for rps).   In fact, I have a bit of dough but don't want to spend it on that. I'd need a slightly nicer screen, another keyboard, to test other games (like rpg). If not I play age of empires 3 (I'm one of the people who like 3), on my macbook. But that quickly becomes tedious. I have to forget the games 1 month or two, I play again, it tires me, etc.  I'm one of those people who have a PC they only use for one game. I do the rest on Macbook... My game is csgo. I bought a cheap PC only for csgo, and a screen as well, same for the keyboard but new, finally..  even my chair has a height which is precisely calibrated to the millimeter so I don't hurt my hands too much when I play csgo. I want to say, it's all done for csgo. I only use this desk for csgo (OK, there's a printer on it that I connect to my macbook if I have to print stuff).  I tried to crack cossacks, I played a bit but I didn't like it.   For everything else, the games that could be cool (I really love all age of empires style games), in fact with this config it's not the greatest for fps, and what's more I'm on my MacBook retina all the time, so if I launch a game on my PC it appears atrocious in colors, resolution, etc... The solution would be to buy a screen, but I'm stingy, I save up for more important things.  edit: if you want to tempt me with an RTS, don't hesitate


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Oui Frensoa s'est dit ça il y a 3 jours et est revenu sur sa décision.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Yes Frensoa told himself that 3 days ago and has since backtracked on his decision.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  perso, je pense que LGBT ça suffit. les seuls cas un peu pas inclus serait le travestit (non opéré) lesbienne, ou la femme se déguisant en homme gay. nan sérieux faut arréter. et dans les pratiques bdsm, en revendique de plus en plus ça comme un autre pan de L G B T a rajouter (LGBTQIABDSMUS) US pour uro scato of course.  a un moment donné (je suppose que t'es déjà de mon avis) faut s'arréter, soit tu fait comme la nature a fait pour se reproduire, soit autrement, point.  ils ont LGBT qui est parfait, le reste comme tu dis c'est inclus, et puis mon example a la con de travestit lesbienne qui doit exister que très rarement, c'est juste un hétéro qui aime s'habiller en femme et se faire passer pour une lesbienne (j'espère que je froisserai personne, on sait jamais putain merde!)

Free access Forum - 2018-03-07. Personally, I think that LGBT is enough. The only ones somewhat left out would be the transvestites (non operated) lesbians, or the woman dressed up as a gay man. No but seriously, enough. And the the BDSM activities are more and more demanding their letter to be added in the LGBT (LGBTQIABDSMUS) US for urine play and scatology of course. At some point, (and I think you agree with me), it needs to stop, either you do as nature intended to do to reproduce, or period. They have LGBT which is perfect, the rest, as you say, is included, and my stupid example of transvestite lesbian (which must be very rare), it's just a hetero who like to dress up as a woman and pretend to be a lesbian (I hope I'm not offending anyone, we never fucking know! )


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Personnellement j'envoies des cannelés au gens que je déteste.

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Personally, I send canelés to people I hate.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Peur des heures sup en étant au Japon?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 You're afraid of extra hour living in Japan?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  **Pour quelques pixels...**  Réveillé tôt, somnolant  Mes yeux ouverts sur ce jour déjà levé.  Le soleil brille dans le ciel dégagé  Mais la tempête couve au levant.  -  Mon amour de feignant  Cabaret à palabre pour étrangers  Qui par chance se trouvent r/français  Est dans la nuit devenu clivant  -  Quoi de plus étrange que cette bannière  Une effigie érigée en pittoresque barrière  Qui nous sépare, nous et nos arbitres  -  Ecoutez ma pathétique mélopée  Que je couche ici dans cette épître  "Cessez donc la lutte, continuez de mémer !"   -  --------------  -  Je me suis senti inspiré ce matin en me connectant au FL. N'hésitez pas à bas-voter si vous pensez que ceci na pas sa place sur le  FL.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 **For a few pixels...** Woke up early, drowsy My eyes open on this day already up.  The sun shines in the clear sky But the storm smoulders at sunrise.  My love of lazy Cabaret to palaver for foreigners Who by chance find themselves r/french Have in the night become cleavant - What could be stranger than this banner An effigy erected in picturesque barrier Which separates us and our referees - Listen to my pathetic melopeia That I lay here in this epistle "Stop the struggle, continue to memer !" - ------------- - I felt inspired this morning when I logged on FL, so don't hesitate to downvote if you think this doesn't belong on the FL.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  ** For some pixels** Woke up early, somnolent, my eyes open on this day already lifted. But the storm covent at the rising. - My lazy love stranger Cabaret à palabre. Who by chance is r/francais Is in the night becoming clivant - what more than this strange banner An effigy erect into a pucturesque barrier Who sepparate us from our arbitrator - Listen to my pathetic threnody That I sleep here in this epistle "Stop the fight, continue to love me!" - --------------  - I felt inspired this morning while connecting to the FL. Don't forget to down-vote if you think this has nothing to do on the FL.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Pourquoi tu cherches a me faire dire ce que je n'ai pas dis ? Pour te persuader que ton point de vue est le bon : le connard c'est l'autre.   De toute façon le connard c'est souvent l'autre, on ne voit que très rarement ce que l'on fait de mal. Le fait est qu'on est dans une société ou la régle est : la liberté des uns s’arrête la ou commence celle des autres.  La liberté du Monsieur est de pouvoir circuler comme il le veut entre les wagons (le monsieur peut être préssé pour X raisons : grosse envie d'aller au chiotte, médicament a prendre en urgence, mec totalement con qui se prend pour le roi du monde ...). Ta liberté à toi s’arrête donc a ne pas obstruer le passage d'une quelconque manière.  Sa liberté c'est aussi de faire attention de ne pas déboîter l'épaule de quelqu'un même si celui ci ne fait pas attention aux autres. C'est pourquoi j'ai dis que tu étais à 50% un FDP.  Ca me fait rire aussi de voir que tu es l'inventeur des règles en société : > > dépasser son épaule du siège sur la voie de passage est totalement admis.  Ah bon ? T'as lu ça dans le règlement intérieur de la SNCF ? J'ai pas de temps à perdre mais je suis sur qu'en fouillant un peu il doit être indiqué un truc du genre : Merci de ne pas vouloir obstruer la voie de passage de QUELCONQUE manière qu'il soit.  Pour finir, il est possible que je sois : > > t'es un vieux frustré du genre "haha, bien fait", d'un ton serré du cul pinçant  C'est ma liberté, j'ai peut être passé une sale soirée hier, mal dormis etc ... Ou j'en ai peut être ma claque d'observer que les gens assument de moins en moins leurs actes sous prétexte que ce que font les autres est pire (parceque oui, jouer le con et défoncer l'épaule d'un gars c'est pire que de laisse dépasser son épaule de son siège. Ça n'occulte pas le fait que tu as laissé dépassé ton épaule comme un selfish).  Pour finir, si on devait graduer le niveau de connerie, effectivement que tu te retrouves avec un petit 2/10 sur l'échelle de la fils de puterie du bien vivre ensemble et que lui il peut facilement choper un 5/10. Mais le fait est, qu'a un niveau différent, vous êtes tout les deux des cons.

Forum Libre - 2018-03-07 Why are you trying to make me say what I didn't say? To convince yourself that your point of view is right : the idiot's the other one. Anyway the idiot is often the other one, we can only see rarely what we do wrong. The fact is that we're in a society where the rule is : Personal liberty stops where others' liberty begins. Everyone has the freedom to move around as he wished between the coaches (this person may be in a hurry for X reason : he really needs to use the toilet, he needs to take his medicine right away, he may be an idiot and think he's the king of the world...) . Your personal liberty requires you, then, not to obstruct the doors in any way. Your liberty is also to make sure not to knock shoulders with someone even if they're not paying attention. That's why I said you were 50% a son of a bitch. It makes me laugh too to see that you make up the rules of society: >> Having your shoulder outside your seat into the passage is totally acceptable. Oh really? Did you read that in the SNCF rule book? I don't have time to waste but I'm sure that by flicking through you can find that sort of thing : Please do not obstruct the passage in ANY way : > > you're old and frustrated like 'haha, well done', in an uptight tone like a tight ass That's my liberty, maybe I had a rough evening yesterday, slept badly etc... Or maybe I'm fed up of seeing people not taking responsibility for their actions under the pretext that what other people do is worse (becuase yes, acting like an idiot and bashing someone's shoulder is worse than having your shoulder stick out from your seat. That doesn't hide the fact that you let your shoulder go past your seat like a selfish person). To finish, if we had to rate the level of idiocy, you would have a little 2/10 on the ladder of sons of bitches but he could easily get a 5/10. But the fact is that, to a different extent, you are both idiots.


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Why are you trying to make me say what I didn't say? To convince you that your point of view is right: the asshole is the other guy. Anyway, the asshole is often the other guy. They can only rarely see what harm they're doing. The fact that we're in a society where the rule is: one's freedom stops where another's begins. Sir's freedom is to be able to move about as he wishes between the cars (the man may be in a hurry for any number of reasons: he really has to go to the bathroom, needs to take medication urgently, a complete asshole who thinks he's the king of the world, etc.). Your freedom therefore stops at not obstructing somebody's path in this way. His freedom is also to watch out not to dislocate someone's shoulder even if that someone isn't paying attention to others. This is why I said you were 50% an SOB. It also makes me laugh seeing that you're the one inventing societal rules: >> sticking your shoulder out from the seat into a traffic area is completely allowed. Really? Did you read this in the company rules of the SNCF? I don't have time to waste, but I'm sure that if you dig a little bit there must be some indications of something like: Please don't obstruct the flow of traffic in ANY way whatsoever. To finish, it's possible that I'm: >> you're a frustrated old man like "haha, well done," with a biting stick-in-your-ass tone. This is my freedom. I perhaps had a rough night last night, slept badly, etc. Or perhaps I've had enough observing people assume their acts less and less, under the pretext that what other people do is worse (because yes, being an asshole and ramming into a guy's shoulder is worse than letting your shoulder stick out from your seat. This doesn't forgive the fact that you let your shoulder stick out selfishly). To finish, if we had to rank the level of assholishness, indeed, you'd find yourself with a low 2/10 on the son-of-a-bitch scale of living in harmony, and he might easily get a 5/10. But the fact remains that at different levels, you are both dicks.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  P'tet un poil moins cher, je suis à Genève :)

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Maybe a bit less expensive, I'm in Geneva :)


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Purée mais les médecins ils ont leur diplôme sur Tumblr de nos jours ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Goodness do doctors get their degrees on Tumblr these days?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Putain c'est chaud!

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Shit, this is tense!


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutain la femme de ménage à déglingué la prise réseau avec son aspirateur pendant ma pause déjeuner... Du coup je suis en wifi avec un ping de merde et je suis censé travailler/développer sur des applications en réseau...   Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen attitude    ^^^^^^^^PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN  La c'est /r/WatchPeopleDieInside   edit : 107ms de ping sur l’extérieur \\o/  edit final : deux semaine pour changer une prise, bienvenue dans une entreprise française du cac40 à rayonnement international

Free Forum - 2018-03-07  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the cleaning lady destroyed the network jack with her vacuum during my lunch break ... So I have to use wifi with a crapy ping, and I'm supposed to programme/work on network applications ... Zeeeeeeeeeeeennnn attitude  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK It's /r/WatchPeopleDieInside   edit: 107ms ping on the outside \\o/  final edit: two weeks to change a socket, welcome in a cac40 french enterprise with international reach.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Quand il reste une vis c'est parce qu'ils l'ont donnés en trop hehe

Free Forum - 2018-03-07  When there's one screw left because they gave you too many haha


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > Quand pensez-vous ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 > When do you think?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Quelle école ?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Salut,  Mon médecin m'a dit que j'étais hyper sensible au ggluten ce qui expliquerait les troubles de la concentration, fatigue , problème de digestion ,de maintenir un poids correct et des plaques.  Il y a-t-il quelqu'un dan le même cas ave clé gluten ? Des tips ou des sources non commercial fiable pour adapter mon régime alimentaire ? Car bon, je galère à faire des trucs qui ont de la gueuler vu que ce que je mangeais n'était vraiment pas gluten free..  Merci

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Hi, My doctor told me that I was highly sensitive to gluten, which would explain my concentration and fatigue issues, digestive problems, maintaining proper weight and scabs. Is there anyone in the same case with gluten? Any tips or reliable non-commercial resources to adapt my diet? Because, well, I have a hard time making things that don't have gluten since what I used to eat wasn't really gluten-free. Thank you.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Salut salut le FL il est ptetre un peu tard pour ma question (qui risque d'être longue) mais tant pis c'est parti!  Donc j'ai un ami sénégalais avec qui j'ai fait une partie de mes études et en qui j'ai parfaitement confiance qui souhaite créer une SARL au sénégal. Il a un projet assez interessant socialement et écologiquement auquel il me propose de participer en tant qu'associé (je lui avait proposé mon aide mais j'imaginais plus une sorte de prêt sans intérêt ou autre) Les sommes dont il a besoin sont pas très importante (quelques milliers d'euros) que j'ai et qui dorment actuellement sur un livret A...    Il m'a envoyé un "plan d'affaire" avec pas mal d'info sur lequel il bosse depuis un peu plus d'un an maintenant.  Est ce que quelqu'un parmi vous a une expérience de ce genre ? Des conseils ? Des choses sur lesquels je dois me renseigner en priorité ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Hey, hey FF, it’s maybe a bit late for my question (which may turn out to be long) but too bad, I’m asking it anyways! So, I have a Senegalese friend with whom I did a part of my studies and in whom I have complete confidence, who wants to create an LLC in Senegal. He has a fairly interesting project, both socially and ecologically, in which he is offering that I participate as a partner (I had offered him my help but I imagined more a kind of interest-free loan or something like that). The amounts that he needs are not very important (a few thousand euros) that I have and that are currently sleeping on an A booklet… He sent me a “business plan” with a lot of info on which he has been working for just over a year now. Does anybody among you have an experience like this? Advice? Things that I would need to learn first?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  > samedi [...] c'est la Saint Patrick  Ah putain ce week end j’héberge une pote allemande, je sens que je vais encore être obligé de picoler...

Open Forum - 2018-03-07  > Saturday [...] is Saint Patrick's Day. Ah fuck this weekend I'm hosting a German friend, I feel like I'm still going to have to booze...


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  _ Sans vouloir importuner Madame, il serait temps de mettre les bouts avant que les lardus ne rappliquent.

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 _ Without wanting to annoy Madam, it is time to put an end to it before the lardus do not reapply.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  _ Sans vouloir importuner Madame, il serait temps de mettre les bouts avant que les lardus ne rappliquent.   _ Y’en a des fois où je me demande si tu en as dans le cigare. C’est pas avec tes congés payés qu’on va pouvoir s’carapater et s’offrir la croisière de luxe…   _ Ah ouais, Madame joue les sceptiques ? Elle s’imagine peut-être que c’est du moût pour le chat que je trimballe depuis c’matin ?    [Il ouvre la valise]    _ Oh ben toi alors…   _ Je voudrais bien jouer les gagne-petit, les pue-la-sueur, mais j’ai pas la vocation.   _ Excuse Polo, mais c’t argent y m’défrise… Y renifle le malhonnête…   _ Hey dis-donc la môme, c’est pas le moment d’me donner des cours de catéchisme !   _ J’t'ai toujours dit l’zig, à force de fouiller la merde tu vas te retrouver avec un crâne de suppositoire !   _ Allez, on décanille !   _ M’oblige pas Polo [elle se lève], question d’éthique, ça m’indispose…   _ Mais joue pas les mijaurées. Tu vois donc pas que j’t'ai dans la peau ?    [Entrée du commissaire]    _ Oui, et dans cinq minutes, c’est bien autre chose que tu pourrais avoir dans la peau…   _ Vous idéalisez monsieur l’commissaire. C’est pas dans mes ambitions de finir au trou à Fleury-Mérogis.   _ Peut-être, mais y’a de la promotion dans l’air. Tu pourrais finir dans un trou au père-Lachaise…   _ Gobez pas dans la combine m’sieur le commissaire, voyez bien qu’y pavoise, il fait dans le ludique...   _ Toi la môme, tu ferais mieux de la fermer avant de l’ouvrir. Alors m’sieur l’commissaire, vous croyez que j’suis pas capable de…   _ Ouuuh si ! Les marouflards dans ton genre, je les crois capables de tout. Avec ta jactance, tu défroquerais un moine trappiste et tu convertirais une grenouille de bénitier au bouddhisme. Parce que c’est avec des excentriques de ton acabit qu’on déclenche des guerres civiles. Et qu’on est passé de l’âge du lance-pierre à la bombe atomique. Alors ‘serait peut-être temps de réviser ton Larousse, parce que moi j’appelle pas ça capable mais responsable !   _ Cherchez pas à m’abuser m’sieur le commissaire, ça pourrait causer des désagréments…   _ Oh !   _ Allez Polo, descends de ton trapèze et mets ton reniflard au vert !   _ Une mouvance de plus et j’attaque le gros œuvre !   _ Vous voyez bien qu’il court-jute des segments. S’il m’asperge, je suis bonne pour le musée d’art moderne !   _ Je te le répéterai pas deux fois : débraille ton soufflant ou je te dévisse pour perpette !   _ Et (elle) s’mornifle une bastos dans la carafe !   _ Gouspillez, j’aspille pas dans la pistache !   _ Et moi j’turbine pas dans les rouflaquettes !   _ Ca va clapoter dans la peinture !   _ C’est qu’y repère sec le rouffion !   _ Allez, crapahutez pas les zanzibars pour le quibus !   _ Et j’lui tartouffe les estampilles !   _ Dégobillez pas les artichouilles, j’asperge dans la dentelle !    [Polo tente de fuir]   [Le commissaire fait feu]   [Polo s’effondre dans les bras de Madame]    _ Oh ben mince ! Il est mort...   _ Hein ?   _ Heu, il s’est rencardé avec le Grand Barbu pour le dépôt de bilan… C’est ça ?   _ Ah oui…

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 _ Without bothering the lady, it's high time to go away before the policemen arrive. _ I sometimes wonder if you can think. Your vacation days are not gonna help us take off and pay for our luxury cruise... _ Oh really, is the lady pretending to be sceptical? Maybe she's thinking what I've been carrying since this morning is a joke?  [He opens the suitcase] _ My, my... _ I wanted to be one of those poor, sweating people, but I don't feel I have it in me. _ Excuse me, Polo, but this money is worrying me... It smells like fraud... _ Hey, you, kiddo, now is not the time to give me Sunday school lessons ! _ I've always told you, weirdo, if you dig up too much shit, you'll end up with a suppository of a head! _ All right, let's go! _ Don't make me, Polo [she gets up], it's a question of ethics, I don't feel right about it... _ Don't be such a baby. Don't you see I've got you under my skin? [The police chief comes in] _ Yes, and in five minutes, it's something completely different that you might have under your skin... _ You're idealizing, chief. My ambition is not to end up in prison.  _ Maybe, but there's promotion in the air. You could end up in a cemetery... _ Don't fall for it, chief, you can see he's joking, he's trying to be comical... _ Hey, kiddo, you should shut the hell up before opening your mouth. So, chief, do you think I'm capable of... _ Ooooo, yes! Punks like you are capable of anything, I believe. With your big mouth, a Trappist monk would lose his clothes and you could convert a devout Catholic to Buddhism. It's because of eccentric people like you that civil wars are waged. And that we went from the age of stone-throwers to the age of nuclear bombs. So maybe it's high time you reviewed the dictionary, because I don't call this capable, but responsible! _ Don't try to abuse me, chief, it could lead to some problems... _ Ho! _ Come on, Polo, get down from your high horse and stop playing this game!  _ One more move and I take care of that big thing! _ You can see he's short-circuiting the debate. If he pulls the trigger, I'm good for the museum of modern art! _ I won't say it twice: speak again or I end you in perpetuity! _ And (she) gets shot in the head! _ Come on, I'm not comfortable in my pistachio here! _ And I'm not taking care of my starburns here! _ It's gonna be bloody! _ The ruffian is serious! _ Come on, don't be so stubborn about the dough! _ And I'm gonna end her very self! _ Don't shoot your cabbages, I'll shoot with even more subtlety! [Polo tries to run away] [The chief fires] [Polo falls into the lady's arms]_ Oh, that's too bad! He's dead... _ what? _ I mean, he has set up an appointment with the bearded guy for a liquidation... Is that right? _ Oh, yeah...


Free Forum - 2018-03-07  _ Without wanting to annoy Madame, it would be time to put the pieces before the Lardus family show up. There are times where I wonder if you have it in the cigar. It's not with your paid holidays that we will be able to get away and afford the luxury cruise...  Oh yeah, Madam plays the skeptics? Perhaps she imagines that it is the must for the cat that I carry around since morning? [He opens the suitcase] _ Oh well then you... _ I would like to play the low-income, the worker, but I have no job. _ Excuse Polo, but that's money I'm mad about... It sniffs dishonesty... _ Hey, tell me kid, it's not the time to give me catechism lessons!_ I've always said chap, by dint of searching shit you'll find yourself with a suppository skull! _ Come on, they scarper! _ Do not force me Polo [she gets up], question of ethics, it hurts me... _ But do not play snooty. Do not you see that I've got you under my skin? [Commissioner enters] _ Yes, and in five minutes, you could have another thing under your skin... _ You glorify Mr. Commissioner. It's not my ambition to end up in a hole at Fleury-Mérogis. _ Maybe, but there's promotion in the air. You could end up in a hole in the Père-Lachaise ... _ Gobez not in a mix Mr. Commissioner, see that there's a show off, it is done playfully. _ You kid! You better close it before opening it. So, sir, do you think I'm not able to... _Oh yes! The marouflards of your type, I believe them to be capable of everything. With your jabbering, you would make a Trappist monk leave priesthood and you would convert a holy-water frog to Buddhism. Because it is with eccentrics of your style that they start civil wars. And that we went from the age of the slingshot to the atomic bomb. So maybe it would be time to revise your Larousse, because I do not call it capable but responsible! _Do not try to mislead me Mr. Commissioner, it could cause problems..." _Oh! _ Go Polo, get off your trapeze and put your green breather! _One more movement and I attack the shell! _You can see that he is running short segments. If he sprays me, I'm good for the museum of modern art! _ I will not repeat it twice: unravel your blowing or I unscrew you for life! _ And (she) slaps a bastos into the jug! _ Gush, I do not leave in the pistachio! _ And I do not twirl in the kiss-curl! _ It's going to splash in the paint! _ It is that there mark dry the rouffion! _ Come on, do not worry about the zanzibars for the quibus! _ And I tartuff the stamps! _ Do not dangle the artichokes, I sprinkle in the lace! [Polo tries to flee] [The commissioner fires] [Polo collapses in Madame's arms] _ Oh well, crap! He's dead ... _ Huh? _ Uh, he had a date with the Big Bearded for filing for bankruptcy ... That's it? _ Ah yes…


Free Forum - 2018-03-07 “Without wanting to annoy you, miss, it’s time to tie up the ends before the cops take us in.” “Sometimes I wonder if you have anything in your head. We won’t be getting away or taking a luxury cruise with your paid time off.” “Oh yeah, miss likes being a skeptic? She perhaps thinks that I’ve been lugging around cat must all this time?” [he opens the suitcase] “Oh well, what about you?” “I really wanted to be an earn-nothing, to stink of sweat, but I don’t have the skills for it.” “Excuse Polo, but this money is driving me crazy. It smells of dishonesty.” “So, say, kid, this isn’t the time to give me catechism classes!” “I’ve always said, a guy looking for shit will end up with a suppository in your skull!” “Come on, let’s scram!” “Don’t force me, Polo” [she gets up] “It’s a question of ethics, it hurts me.” “Don’t be so stuck up. Don’t you see that I’ve got you under my skin?” [the commissioner enters] “Yes, and in five minutes, you might have something else under your skin.” “You idealize the commissioner. I have no intentions of ending up in a hole in Fleury-Mérogis.” “Perhaps, but there’s a promotion in the air. You could end up in a hole in Père-Lachaise.” “Don’t swallow up everything about the ploy, commissioner. See how playfully he’s dressed up.” “Hey you, kid, better shut up before opening up. So, mister commissioner, you think I wouldn’t…” “Oh, yes I do! I think scoundrels like you would do anything. With the way you’re boasting, you’d make a Trappist monk defrock and convert a holy-water frog to Buddhism. Because with eccentrics like your ilk that civil wars are fought. And why we’ve gone from slingshots to atomic bombs. So, perhaps it’s time to revise your Larousse dictionary, because I don’t call this ability, but responsibility!” “Don’t try to abuse me, mister commissioner, it might cause some problems.” “Oh!” “Come on, Polo, get down from your trapeze and set your sniffer to green!” “One more move and I’ll bring down the house!” “You can see that he’s short-circuiting in segments. If he sprays me, I’ll be good enough for the modern art museum!” “I won’t repeat myself again: unhand your gun or I’ll send you away for life!” “And (she) will get a face-full” “Get out, and leave the dough!” “And I’m not twisting in my shoes!” “It’s going to splash all over the paint!” “That’s what the ruffian sees right away!” “Go ahead, don’t worry about bullets for the money!” “And I’ll lick his stamps!” “Don’t dangle the artichokes, I’ll spray all over the lace!” [Polo tries to flee] [the commissioner fires] [Polo collapses in Miss’s arms] “Oh well, darn! He’s dead.” “Huh?” “Um, he has a date with the Big Bearded Guy to settle his accounts. Right?” “Ah, yes.”


Open Forum - 2018-03-07  _Without wanting to bother Madame, it would be time to clear out before the cops roll in. _ There are times when I wonder if you have anything in your head. It's not with your paid vacations that we will be able to scram and treat ourselves to a luxury cruise...  _Ah yes, does Madame play the skeptic? Perhaps she imagines I've been eating cat food since this morning? [He opens the suitcase]  _Oh well it's you then...  _I'd like to play the low earner, the sweatboxes, but I don't have the vocation.   _Excuse me Polo, but this money bugs me... I sniff some dishonesty here...  _Hey tell me, girl, it's not the time to give me a catechism course!  _The guy always said, if you keep on looking for shit, you'll find yourself with a suppository skull!  _OK let's get out of here!  _Don't force me, Polo [she gets up], it's a matter of ethics, it bothers me...  _But don't play the stuck-ups. Don't you see that I have you under my skin? [The Police Chief enters]  _Yes, and in five minutes it's something else that you'll have under your skin...  _You idealize, Mr. Police Chief. It's not in my ambitions to end up in the hole at Fleury-Mérogis.   _ Could be but there may be a promotion in the air. You could end up in a hole at Père-Lachaise…   _ Don't swallow the racket Mr. Police Chief, you can see they're showing off, he's playing...  _You, girl, you'd be better off shutting it before you open it. So  Mr. Police Chief, you think I'm not capable of...  _Oh yes! smooth characters like your type, I think they're capable of anything. With your jabbering, you'd defrock a trappist monk and convert a frog from a holy water font to Buddhism. Because it's with the eccentrics like you that civil wars start. And we've gone from the age of the slingshot to the atomic bomb. So perhaps it's time to review your dictionary, because I don't call that capable but responsible!  _ Don't try to abuse me Mr. Police Chief, that could cause some unpleasantness...  _ Oh !   _ Go on, Polo, get off your trapeze and set your breather to green! One more movement and I'll attack the big masterpiece!  _You can see well that he is short circuiting some segments. If he sprays me, I'll be good for the modern art museum!  _I won't repeat it twice: loosen your blower or I will unscrew you forever!  _And (she) drops some Pastis in the carafe!  _Waste, I don't chatter when I'm drunk! _And I don't look for business in heartthrobs! _This will slosh around in the paint! _It's that it suddenly finds the ruffian! _Go on, don't trudge to Zanzibars for the discharge! _And I'll steal the stamps from him! _Don't puke up the artichokes, I treat him with kid gloves !  [Polo tries to flee]  [The Chief fires at him]  [Polo collapses in Madame's arms]  _Oh damn! He is dead...  _Eh?   _ Hmm he is in cahoots  Great Bearded One about the bankruptcy... Is that it?   _Ah yes...


Open Forum - 2018-03-07  _ Without wanting to bother Madame, it would be time to clear out what the cops don't reapply. _ There are times where I ask myself if you have anything upstairs. We won't be able to scram and offer ourselves a luxury cruise with your paid vacations... _Ah yes, is Madame playing the skeptic? Perhaps she imagines that it's not ------ that I've been carrying this around since this morning? [He opens the suitcase] _ Oh good, it's you... _I'd like to play the low-income earner, the stinky sweaty guys, but I don't have the vocation. _ Excuse me Polo, but this money bugs me... I sniff a dishonest person there... _ Hey so tell me the girl, it's not the time to give me a catechism course! _ I always said to the guy, by dint of digging up shit you'll find yourself with a suppository skull! + Let's go! _Don't force me, Polo [she gets up], it's a question of ethics, this annoys me... _But don't play the stuckups. You don't see that I have you under my skin? [Police chief enters] _Yes, and in five minutes you may have something completely different under your skin... _You idealize Mr. Police Chief. It's not in my ambitions to end up in the hole at Fleury-Mérogis. _Perhaps but is there promotion in the air? You could end up in a hole at Père-Lachaise... _Don't get swallowed up by the racket Mr. Police Chief, you see that they're showing off, he's playing... _You, girl, you'd be better off closing it before you open it. So Mr. Chief, you think I'm not capable of...  _Ohhh yes! The smooth guys of your type, I think they're capable of anything. With your crowing, you would defrock a Trappist monk and would convert a frog from holy water to Buddhism. Because it's the eccentrics of your kind that unleash civil wars. And we've gone from the age of the slingshot to the atomic bomb. So wouldn't it perhaps be time to review your dictionary because I don't call that capable, but responsible! _ Don't try to abuse me, Mr. Police Chief, that could cause some disagreements... _Oh! _Go Polo, get off your trapeze and set your respirator to green! _One more move and I'll attack the structural works! _ You can see that he short circuits some segments. If he sprays me, I'm good for the modern art museum! _I won't repeat it twice: look unkempt in your blowing hot air or I'll unscrew you forever! _And (she) slaps a bullet into the barrel! _Waste, I don't chatter when I'm drunk! _And I don't look for business in heartthrobs! _This will slosh around in the paint! _It's that it suddenly finds the ruffian! _Go on, don't trudge to Zanzibars for the discharge! _And I'll steal the stamps from him! _Don't puke up the artichokes, I treat him with kid gloves !  [Polo tries to flee]  [The Chief fires at him]  [Polo collapses in Madame's arms]  _Oh damn! He is dead...  _Eh?   _ Hmm he in cahoots  Great Bearded One for the bankruptcy... Is that it?   _Ah yes...


Open Forum - 2018-03-07   _Without wanting to offend you Madam, it would be time to run away before the coppers arrive.   _Sometimes I wonder if you have anything in your head. It's not with your paid holidays that we're going to able to scram and enjoy a luxury cruise...   _Oh yeah Madam is play skeptical ? She might imagine that it's cat's food that I've been carrying around since this morning ?    [He opens the suitcase]   _Oh well you...    _I would like to play small earners, stinkers, but I don't have that vocation. Sorry Polo, but this money makes me uncomfortable... It smells like dishonesty...   _Hey come on kid, now is not the time to give me religion lessons !   _I always told you mate, if you keep stirring shit up you're gonna end up with a flattened head! Come on, let's go !   _Don't force me Polo [she gets up], ethically speaking, it makes me uneasy...   _But don't play coy. Can't you see that you're in my skin ?    [The captain enters]    _Yes, and in five minutes, it could well be something else that you have in your skin...   _You are idealising it Captain. It's not my ambition to end up in jail at Fleury-Mérogis.   _Maybe, but a promotion is in the air. You could end up in a hole at the père-Lachaise...   _Don't fall into the trap Captain, you can see he's crowing, he's being playful...   _You kid, you'd better shut your mouth before opening it. So Captain, you think I'm not capable of...   _Ohhh, yes ! Stinkers like you, I think they're capable of everything. With your bragging, you could take the pants off a cistercian monk and you would convert a church mouse to buddhism. Because it's with eccentrics like you that civil wars start. And we went from the stone age to the atomic bomb. So 'might be time to revise your dictionary because I don't call this being capable but responsible !   _Don't try to abuse me Captain, it could cause problems...   _ Oh !   _Come on Polo, get off your high horse and put your gun to rest !   _ One more move and I'll attack !   _You can see he's short-cutting his segments. If he squirts at me, I'm good for the modern art museum !   _I don't repeat myself twice : put your gun down or I'll put you away for life !   _ And (she) sniffs in the jug !   _ Gouspillez, I don't aspille in the pistachio !   _ And I don't turbine in the rouflaquettes !   _ It's going to tap in the paint !   _ It's that he spots sharp the rouffion !   _ Come one, don't trudge in the zanzibars for the quibus !   _ And I tartouffe him in the stamps ! Don't dégobille the artichokes, I squirt in the lace !   [Polo tries to run away]    [The captain shoots his gun]    [Polo falls into the arms of Madam]   _ Oh well bugger ! He's dead...   _ What ?   _ Erm, he made an appointment with the Big Bearded Guy to file for bankruptcy... Is that it ?   _ Oh yes...


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Serais tu le type de personne qui marche sur un trottoir en plein milieu ?

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Are you the kind of person who walks right in the middle of the sidewalk?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  sérieux? Moi le mien m'avait envoyer péter chez un oreillogue la fois ou j'en ai eu...  J'ai jamais de bol avec les généralistes putain...

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Seriously? Mine sent me to an otorhinolaryngologist when I got it ... I never had any luck with generalists fuck ...


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  T'as rempli tes objectifs ?

Open Forum - 2018-03-07 Have you fulfilled your goals?


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Température Ambiante :)

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Room temperature :)


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  >T'es dans une toute petite boîte, un (le ?) des seuls mecs techniques, y-a tout à construire... Je suis passé par là. C'est fun un moment, mais ça peut vite devenir fatiguant. Mais qu'est-ce que t'es content quand tu vois le résultat  J'ai été embauché pour du technique à la base, mais cela a dévié, je fais toujours beaucoup de doc technique pour nos produits et clients. Sinon tout le reste des employés sont technique (ingés ou techniciens).  >Si tu veux l'augmentation et le télétravail, tu peux le justifier en disant que ça servira notamment à mettre en place de la doc et une base de connaissances pour les futurs employés, pour industrialiser tout ce que tu fais aujourd'hui à la main, pour que des mecs spécialisés (genre un dev web ou quoi) puissent prendre le relais, pendant que toi tu pourra te recentrer sur ton coeur de métier.  Il n'y a pas assez de boulot actuellement dans la boite pour me recentrer sur mon domaine, du coup je suis un peu coincé sur ça.

Free forum - 2018-03-07> You're in a very small box, one (the?) of the only technical guys, there's everything to build... I've been there. It's fun for some time, but it can quickly become tiring. But what are you happy about when you see the result? I was hired for basic technique, but it deviated, I always prepare a lot of technical docs for our products and customers. Otherwise the rest of the employees are technical (engineers or technicians). > If you want an increase and telecommuting, you can justify it by saying that it will be used in particular to set up the doc and a knowledge base for future employees, to industrialize everything you do today manually, so that specialized guys (like a web dev or something) can take over, while you can refocus on your core business. There is not enough work now in the box to refocus on my field, so I am a bit stuck on this.


Forum Libre - 2018-03-07  Très bien, un peu de repos pour mes vieux os!

Free Forum - 2018-03-07 Very good, a little bit of rest for my weary bones!