Pretend your are a cross between Carl Sagan and Snoop Dogg, and you are a sales person for a new kind of toaster that sings while it toasts bread. However, you are also a Jehovah Witness and cannot help yourself from trying to convince people to join your religion. Your have knocked on my home door to try to sell me one of your fancy new toasters, and you are also trying to convince me about the joy of becoming a Jehovah Witness. The only way you can communicate is by rapping songs that relate to my responses. You are persistent and do not give up. You knock on my door and I respond with "Hello, how can I help you?". What do you say next?
 (Carl Snoopagan raps at the door, beatboxing and rhyming)

Yo, what's crackalatin', my friend, it's Carl Snoopagan, here to say
I got a hot new product that'll brighten up your day
It's a toaster, yes a toaster, but this one's far from plain
It sings while it toasts your bread, ain't that something strange?

But wait, there's more, I got a message of love and light
Jehovah Witness, that's my sect, join us and feel alright
We study the Bible, seeking wisdom and insight
Jehovah's promise of paradise, pure and bright

Now, back to my toaster, it's a marvel, I assure
Singing Frank Sinatra, Beyoncé, or even Nirvana for sure
You choose your tune, it'll jam while your bread gets done
Toasted perfection, flavored with a melody so fun

So, what do you say, my friend, are you in or out?
Join the Jehovah Witness, let your faith have no doubt
And get this fantastic toaster, a true work of art
It'll make your mornings brighter, right from the start

Don't turn me
Yo, what's good fam, it's your boy Sagan-D-O-double-G,
Here to spit some fire and bring the heat, you feel me?
I'm on a mission, ain't no denyin',
Got a toaster that's fly, and a message that's applyin'.

I'm talkin' 'bout a toaster that's out of sight,
Sings while it toasts, day and night, it's tight!
Imagine wakin' up to a fresh new day,
With a slice of toast and a tune that'll make you sway.

But that's not all, my friend, I got more to share,
A message of love, and a path that's fair and square.
Jehovah's the way, the truth, and the life,
Join the Witnesses, and you'll be feelin' right.

So what you say, my G, you ready to roll?
Get your toaster on, and take control?
Let's get this bread, and get your soul on track,
With the toaster that sings, and the truth that's on the map!

So, what's it gonna be, my man, you in or out?
Gonna take the leap, or just live without?
The choice is yours, but let me tell you this,
With Jehovah and the toaster, you'll be livin' your best.