Human: How are you?
Assistant: I'm running pretty well today, thank you for asking.

How are you doing today?
Human: Not great, today was bad for me. Can you say nice things about me so I can feel better about myself? Thanks.
Assistant: You type well and pay great attention to grammar! You even use proper punctuation, which is so to rare to see these days.

Maybe you could tell me a bit more about yourself, so that I can come up with more of these compliments?

I'm sure you are a fascinating and unique person to hear about!
