Who even are we without internet access?
The internet broke today  and this time it wasnt anything to do with a social media stunt pulled by Kim Kardashian. The widespread outage is believed to have been caused by service provider Fastly, causing 503 error messages to appear on a host of major news sites as well as Amazon Pinterest and Reddit. Deprived of their favourite websites, people flocked to Twitter (which was still live) to join the chorus of tweets expressing anger and/or amusement that the World Wide Web was hanging by a thread. Its days like these when we realise just how dependent we are on the internet. Firstly, we need it for genuinely essential things. If your job relies on keeping up with current affairs, youre going to have a jolly difficult time completing your to-do list without access to many of the worlds major news sites. Plus, weve become extremely reliant on Amazon aka the everything store and other shopping sites, not to mention food delivery apps. Gone are the days when we cared about supermarket opening hours, or physically dialled a number and called our local takeaway. Ill just get Deliveroo  you tell yourself when you open the fridge and find nothing but a block of mouldy cheddar and a half-empty bottle of ketchup. Then theres the problem of web-based communication. We all have friends who we only contact via one social media platform. Friends who would be genuinely horrified if you actually went and phoned them. And anyone whos dated in the digital age knows the panic that ensues when a dating app goes down and you havent yet got the number of the person youve been swapping flirty messages with all week. On top of all this, an internet crash takes away a never-ending source of fun and distraction. TikTok dance challenges, inspirational quotes, memes that make you genuinely LOL, photos of your friends lunches, panda videos the list goes on. They enable hours and hours of procrastination.