Is CLUELESS 2 happening?
AS IF?! WHATEVER! LIKE TOTALLY NOT OFFICIAL..And YET.. Consider the evidence / possibilities: Alicia Silverstone is doing a LOT of social media of late, with a CLUELESS theme. The lady uses the tool a lot in any event as the stunning humanitarian that she is. And if not, then it darn well should be. And here is why..  Now is boom-time for 90s nostalgia and the soft reboot / resurrection of beloved symbols. We also have a new generation of teens and twenty something kids, possessed of their own distinctive lingo, style and accessory tech. Like, Hello! No brainer to replicate the satire of that phenomenon. Alicias Cher is a character whose appeal is not restricted to the age group or era she represented. Unlike some action heroes who are forced to take the same clobber out of moth balls, reluctantly, amidst a sea of CGI and faux nostalgia.   The original movies idiom is sort of still in place. The very concept of WOKE is PURE Cher as played by Silverstone . A sequel can simultaneously play to and satirise the trend, without ever compromising tonal cohesion. So long as the warmth is there. . A sequel can simultaneously play to and satirise the trend, without ever compromising tonal cohesion. So long as the warmth is there. Writer/director Amy Heckerling has form for reading the market on comedy and thereby innovating. She also knows how to make a sequel or two. You get ANT-MAN / Marvel association. Instant monies generated at the Box Office, opening weekend and beyond. Maybe there is a nice tribute to the late, much missed, great Brittany Murphy in this CLUELESS sequel, too (a wall portrait hangs in a home?). CAPTAIN MARVEL owed a lot to the CLUELESS soundtrack. Bingo! owed a lot to the soundtrack. Bingo! The lifestyle accessories and design would also be an asset. Vicarious wealth, for all demographics, watching together! There were many parallel / similar takes on material down the years. LEGALLY BLONDE. MEAN GIRLS. TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU. Each /any/all of those, and more, coulda been a Clueless sequel. Sadly they werent; but the deficit can be rectified, albeit twenty years late! Picture Alicia as an over-protective Cher, mothering her teen/twenty something kids and frantically trying to match them to an appropriate suitor. Work wise, I picture her anchoring a sports show, maybe on CNN. This would still be Alicias movie but give the next generation of Chers stuff to do, via modern slant on Pride and Prejudice /Sense and Sensibility (hey..make it a trilogy!). Fairly fast to write, produce, direct, edit and release to surefire success. I adore her, anyway. PARAMOUNT NEEDS THIS. YESTERDAY! AUDIENCES WANT THIS. I LOVE THE IDEA. I.AM.RIGHT. Make it happen! The post pandemic world is ready for a cinematic feel-good booster jab. ONLY CLUELESS 2 can do it. Stop teasing us and green-light it! So: you heard it here, first. #CLUELESS2 #STILLCLUELESS #CLUEDUP: SUMMER 2023..