Key events

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  * FULL TIME! Spurs 2-2 Bournemouth
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  * GOAL! Spurs 2-2 Bournemouth (Son 84)
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  * Bournemouth move up one place to eighth.
  * Their goal difference (a healthy +13) takes them above Newcastle, who go to West Ham tomorrow night.
  * Spurs remain 13th, as they were always going to, but the point they won with that penalty takes them a little further ahead of Everton, Man United and West Ham.
  * What a strange sight that is: a cluster of big-time mediocrity, with only one manager still in place from the start of the season – Ange.
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  * GOAL! Spurs 1-2 Bournemouth (Sarr 67)
  * They deserved a second, and now they’ve got it.

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  * again, this is a good finish and an even better assist.
  * Kluivert, in the hole, lets the ball run across him, so he can turn and slip the ball through to Evanilson. He keeps calm and lifts a dink over Vicario.
  * Just before that, Bergvall had hit the post too, with a crisp low shot from distance.
  * Life in the old Spurs yet.
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  * Son immediately tracks back to help out with the passing, which goes a lot more smoothly as a result.
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  * Kluivert, in the hole, lets the ball run across him, so he can turn and slip the ball through to Evanilson. He keeps calm and lifts a dink over Vicario.
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  * The game is wide open now. It’s as if the teams have agreed to pretend that they’ve reached the 80th minute.
  * “Seeing as the Spurs faithful are calling for Ange’s head,” says Kieran McKintosh, “and seeing that no one else will call for this, I will.” Go on …
  * “Sean Dyche to North London. Europa League won off 4-4-2 and goalless-drawing all opponents into such frustration they forfeit. Let’s go!”
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  * Yes. Son serves up his signature dish – a jink in from the left and a curling shot that goes just past the far post.
  * It’s happened again! A beautiful  counter … but hang on, there’s a whiff of offside. The VAR confirms it and gets the biggest cheer of the afternoon.
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  * Son immediately tracks back to help out with the passing, which goes a lot more smoothly as a result.
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  * “As a Spurs season ticket holder,” says Martin Gamage, “’m glad I’ve taken this game off. A performance to make the blood run cold; Spurs attempting to play out and repeatedly presenting  with the ball. No exaggeration so say Bournemouth could be three up. Spurs can only get better. Can’t they?”
  * Tom Costello is even more disgruntled. “I’m following the game via your report,” he says. “Can’t be bothered even watching on TV. Sounds like it’s panning out exactly as I thought it would. Not usually a merchant of gloom, but it’s not about injuries any more. It looks like Ange’s time is up.”
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  * Should be back in.
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  * “As an actual real professor of statistics,” says Bob O’Hara, “I think Joe Pearson is misleading you. You are right that an xG of 3.5:1 would suggest, on average, 3-1 or 4-1. Opta are explicit that this is what in the trade is called an expectation (in essence an average). Unfortunately Opta didn’t attend my stats course, otherwise they would understand the importance of reporting prediction errors (aka ‘how far away from a fire-breathing dragon can you safely stand?’).” Nice title.
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  * Kerkez, someone at Sky has worked out, ran 63 yards before hitting that cross.
  * What a player he is.
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  * An update from the emergency department.
  * Shoulder now back in, but after reading the opening 5 mins of Spurs’ defending, now have heart problems!!
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