Given the question "Which advice does Susan, the gardening show host, NOT give Mark at the end of the conversation?" and the answer "Susan recommends that Mark go on vacation.", write a conversation that might have happened.


Susan: Hi. Welcome back to Susan's Gardening Show. I'm Susan, and we're ready to take our next caller. We have Mark from Seattle. Are you still there, Mark?

Mark: Uh. Yeah, but maybe not for long.

Susan: So, how can we help you today?

Mark: Okay. Uh, my wife is really into gardening, and about five years ago, she received a beautiful climbing rose bush ... I think an Agatha Christie [That's a nice one.] from her mother who has passed away. Anyway, the rose plant seems to be on its last leg.

Susan: Really? Nomally, that rose is really quite hardy [I know.], and it's very disease-resistant, too. [I know.]

Mark: Yeah. Well, this situation ISN'T normal. You see about a week ago, I was doing some yard work, and I was using some weed killer [UH-oh.], yeah, to try to get rid of some terrible weeds and ...

Susan: Did you spray the roses?

Mark: Uh, well, not exactly. I set the spray container down near the roses while I was trimming a bush, and the container must have gotten knocked over, and the weed killer soaked into the ground near the roses.

Susan: How much weed killer are you talking about?

Mark: Uh, about six or seven quarts (about six liters or 1.6 gallons), I think. [Oh, that's a lot.] You know, I mean when you put ...

Susan: And the roses? What do they look like now?

Mark: Oh, Dead, real dead. Dead as a doornail dead, but my wife hasn't seen them yet.

Susan: Really? What have you done? Blindfolded her?

Mark: Well, I've kept her away from that side of the house where the roses are, but she is bound to see them at some point.

Susan: Yeah, yeah. You've got a problem.

Mark: I mean, is there anything I can do to revive them?

Susan: Not unless you're a magician.

Mark: Well, can you recommend a quick-growing variety that can take its place?

Susan: Marc. I'm sorry. You've made a mistake ... A big mistake.

Mark: ... except that my wife warned me this could happen ... Oh, man.

Susan: Oh, shoot. Listen. You made a blunder. A big mistake. A really big mistake. But unless your wife goes on vacation...