I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .
What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
- None of the above choices .
 - I am Big Burping Felon with Lazy people
 - Lazy people are the most interesting of all .
 - Best Friends forever with Laziness means I am lazy .


Best Friends forever with Laziness means I am lazy .