I would stay home from work , make myself a bed on the couch , take a few Ny - Quil , and catch up on Days of Our Lives . Sure , I would be hurling up my guts , but then I could resume my self - induced medical coma and sleep the day away . Being sick , with Janie & Meg , is so challenging .
Why would the narrator be watching such trash TV ?
- None of the above choices .
 - They are devotees to the show .
 - They are left at home .
 - They are fans of the show .


They are left at home .