But the were rolled up by 2 inces or so . So I went home and sema ripped the 4 stiches holing up the sides , and now I have shorts that sit at my waist , cover my butt , and go halfway down my legs and do n't pinch off the fat at the bottoms . Now I have shorts for riding my bike when its stupid hot ! ! ! Thank you Target for finally coming up with a winning design .
What may happen after ripping the stitches off of the side of the pants ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
A. None of the above choices .
B. A pair of shorts will be created .
C. We will no longer shop at Target .
D. Target will be blamed for a wardrobe malfunction .


B