If I ever open my own meadery ( oh , the dreams ! ) , one of my premium meads will be packaged in a jet - black , teardrop - shaped ceramic jug named , " The Nordic Assassin . " Each bottle will contain a submerged , razor - sharp stiletto dagger ( pointed upward , toward the mouth ) .
Did you open a meadery
A. I have yet to open it
B. None of the above choices .
C. My meadery has been open for years
D. I have a successful meadery


A