But the were rolled up by 2 inces or so . So I went home and sema ripped the 4 stiches holing up the sides , and now I have shorts that sit at my waist , cover my butt , and go halfway down my legs and do n't pinch off the fat at the bottoms . Now I have shorts for riding my bike when its stupid hot ! ! ! Thank you Target for finally coming up with a winning design .
What may happen after ripping the stitches off of the side of the pants ?
- None of the above choices .
 - A pair of shorts will be created .
 - We will no longer shop at Target .
 - Target will be blamed for a wardrobe malfunction .


A pair of shorts will be created .