I 'll walk outside to take the trash to the dumpster , and i 'll wonder what crazy thing will happen to me on the way there . If i see a bird flying above me , i shield my head and watch the bird fly away , just to ensure it does n't turn around to shit on me . I walk carefully , because i often trip over my own feet , or small objects that would n't ordinarily trip a person up . A tiny pebble can be a disaster for me .
Why would I shield my head ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
- To prevent a bird from shitting on me
 - I was scared of a loud noise .
 - The sun was too bright .
 - None of the above choices .


To prevent a bird from shitting on me