It was a mullet . I checked with one of the life guards - who had been hit himself once , long ago - and he assured me that it was indeed a mullet . Then for a brief moment I wished I was a redneck who had a mullet haircut .
Why is the narrator caught off guard by the man ?
A. He has a redneck pair of pants .
B. He has a funny lifeguard uniform .
C. None of the above choices .
D. He has a bad haircut .


D