I ' m going to be honest and admit that if I did n't gain weight , I 'd be the crappiest eater in the whole world . I 'd live on donuts , pie , soda , and other things that could be zapped in the microwave . Laziness and I are BFFs .
What is the reason Laziness and I are BFFs ?
A. I am Big Burping Felon with Lazy people
B. None of the above choices .
C. I am lazy .
D. Lazy people are the most interesting of all .


C