Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )
Why would Alabama pay for my insurance ?
A. I have sued the state for health care because they did something to me .
B. Alabama pays everyone 's health care - if they pass through there .
C. I have medicaid or medicare .
D. None of the above choices .


C