Sunday we went to see D 's attorney friend to barter computer repair for drawing up our wills . Because gay marriage is not legal in the state of Texas , we need to get ourselves as legally hitched as we can by other legal means . Done !
Why would the couple need to get a legal contract done ?
- Because gay marriage is legal in Texas .
 - None of the above choices .
 - Because polygamy is illegal .
 - Because beastiality is illegal .


None of the above choices .