I ' m really the world 's most terrible Jew , but if there 's one part of Judaism still close to my heart , it 's the food . Even when I 'd stopped going to temple , I still missed the apples and honey ( for a sweet new year ) . And so next Monday , in my anthropology course , I will bring apples and honey to class and share this story . Possibly because the professor wants us to have show and tell each week ( which , in the interest of keeping up a scholarly front , he is calling " demonstrate and articulate , " but still [ side note : " demonstrate and articulate " ?
Question: Why do I think I 'm the most terrible Jew .
The answer to the above question:


I do not practice my religion any more ..