Suicidally low . Hey , at least Alabama would n't have to pay for my health coverage if I bit it , right ? ( Yeah , I can actually make bad jokes about it now . Believe it or not , that 's progress . )
What do I mean by " bit it " ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
A. If I die .
B. None of the above choices .
C. If I eat an apple .
D. If I bite an actual animal .


A