Today my job sucked . I got mauled by kids ... literally . Those little shits are lucky I love them and my job so much . I must be crazy to put up with some of the shit I do and still come back for more .
Why does the narrator have some bruises and cuts ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
- The narrator was attacked by a dog .
 - The narrator was attacked by a robber .
 - The narrator was attacked by kids .
 - None of the above choices .


The narrator was attacked by kids .