One overhears the most fascinating ( and hilarious ) things on campus . In this case , I was on campus yesterday morning for a faculty meeting / book rep flogging . I happened to be early , so I wandered over to the caf to load up on caffeine .
What did I order at the cafe ?
- I probably ordered a cup of decaf tea .
 - None of the above choices .
 - I probably ordered a cup of black coffee .
 - I probably ordered a cup of ice water .


I probably ordered a cup of black coffee .