( So I guess I would have gotten in if I 'd just come and looked pitiful outside the door . More people should have done that ! Even though I had an in with the prez ! )
How would standing and looking pitiful get me in ?
Pick the best answer from the following options:
A. The owner would have abducted me .
B. I could have figured the lock combination .
C. None of the above choices .
D. Someone would feel sorry for me and they 'd allow me inside .


D